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Imagine us being members of the Society
Matrons League.
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I don't see how you got up nerve enough
to send in the application.
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Why not? It's just another club.
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Just another club?
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They're the cream of society.
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Well, we'll fit in perfectly.
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How do you do, Mrs. Mertz? It's so good
to see you, my dear.
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How do you do? How do you do?
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Oh, dear. What's the matter?
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Do you suppose when we're introduced to
those society -type husbands, they'll
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try to kiss our hands?
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Well, if they kiss mine, they'll get
dishpan lips.
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Boy, I don't know how many dishes I've
washed since we've been married.
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I don't either.
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Let's see.
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20 dishes a meal, 3 meals a day, 360...
I'm going to figure this out.
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20 dishes a meal, 3 meals a day, 365
days a year.
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Four, five, two, three, four.
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We've been married for ten years.
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219 ,000 dishes.
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No kidding?
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How about that?
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Come on, Mrs. Mertz. Where are we going?
We are going to revolt.
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We are going in there and demand that
our husbands buy us electric
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I'm with you.
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Don't you ever throw anything for
deuces?
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Listen, Ricky, I just figured this out.
Since you and I have been married, I
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have washed 219 ,000 dishes.
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No. You can imagine how many I've
washed.
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Yeah, I must be up in the millions.
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Well,
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I was just trying to make a point.
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Would you mind telling us what this is
all leading up to?
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Gladly. There's a wonderful invention on
the market that makes it impossible for
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about -to -be society matrons like us...
to get rough red hands in dishwater.
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And we think it would be a wonderful,
wonderful investment.
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Oh, so do I.
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You do?
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Certainly. Hey!
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They want us to buy him some rubber
gloves.
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I had reference to an automatic
dishwasher.
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Well, forget it, honey.
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Why? I can't afford it.
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I can't even afford rubber gloves.
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Oh, well. Nice try, Lucy.
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Isn't it amazing how spoiled modern
women are?
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Spoiled? Yes, spoiled. You gotta do a
little work and you think it's terrible.
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little work?
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Why, honey, this is the electric age.
All you have to do is flip a swish.
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We flip a swish.
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Listen, your grandmothers didn't have
any of these modern electrical
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conveniences. And they not only washed
the dishes, but they swept the floor,
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they shurned the butter, they baked the
bread, they did the laundry, and they
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made their own clothes.
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Sure. Where are those women today? Dead.
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You know what I mean.
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I'd like to see you girls run the house
without any of these modern
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conveniences. What about you guys?
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Yeah, you couldn't get along without
them any better than we could.
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Ah, honey, we're men. We're rugged.
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Yeah. They're rugged.
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Why don't you put your money where your
big mouth is?
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What? Meaning that we'll just try living
without any modern conveniences and
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we'll see who yells uncle first, the men
or the women. Okay.
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Okay, what do you want to bet?
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How about $10?
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What's the matter with $20?
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Well, what's the matter with $30? What's
the matter with $50?
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What was the matter with $10?
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Okay, $50.
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What are the rules?
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We'll pick a year like 1900, and we
won't use anything that was invented
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that. Good, 1900.
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Did they use electric lights before
then, Fred?
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Don't look at me. Ask Ethel.
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Now, listen, you all. Never mind, never
mind. 1900, that's a good date. Okay,
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tomorrow we all go back to the gay 90s.
23, skidoo!
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Morning,
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Lucy. Hi, Ethel.
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shopping in a junk store.
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Say, those lamps are a good idea. I was
going to use candles.
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How's Ricky? Has he run into any snags
yet? Well, not really. He got very upset
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when he found out he couldn't use his
electric razor.
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So did Fred.
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And what a fuss he made. I don't see
anything so tough about shaving with a
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sharp -edged razor and cold water, do
you?
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Fred just refused to shave at all.
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No kidding.
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What's that?
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Oh, look at this.
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You're not going to make Ricky take a
bath in that. Why not? We want to win
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bet, don't we? Lucy!
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Lucy! Yeah, yeah?
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Lucy, I want... Good morning, Ethel. Hi.
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Look at all this junk.
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Is breakfast ready?
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Well, I was just about to fix it, dear.
What do you have? Coffee?
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Toast? A transfusion?
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Never mind that. Is breakfast ready?
I'll fix it for you right now.
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Hey, you can't use the electric stove,
you know. Oh, yeah.
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not build that way. It wouldn't work.
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It'll set the whole house on fire.
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All right.
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Do I need cold food?
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Well, I guess we'll have to compromise.
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You can use the stove and nothing else.
Thank you.
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Where's my coffee?
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Now, just a minute, my pretty maid. My
grandmother churned her own butter.
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Yeah.
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Churned? Yeah, that's right.
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And my grandmother baked her own bread.
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Baked? Like I bake a cake?
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I hope not.
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Baked bread.
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Churned butter.
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Yeah.
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Well, you like to call off the bet? No.
No.
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You churn a little extra butter for me,
and I'll bake a little extra bread for
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you.
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Well, you deserve a rest. Put that thing
down.
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I can't.
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Don't pry me loose, will you? I think my
hands are beginning to grow to this
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size. Are you kidding? I can't get them
off.
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Well, maybe you can pull it right out
that way, huh?
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Well, relax now. I can't pull.
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Oh,
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you poor kid.
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Oh, gosh. How much butter did you make?
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gorgeous George.
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How long does it take milk to turn into
butter?
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Ethel, you have to start with cream to
make butter. Anybody knows that? My
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goodness. Oh, cream.
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Certainly. Oh, how are you coming with
the bread?
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Well, it's very interesting.
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You see, you mix everything together.
You put the yeast in, you mix it all up,
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and you knead it.
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Knead it. This is what you call kneading
it, see?
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And then you let it set, and it rises.
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See? And then you take it out, and you
knead it. it again, and you let it set
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and there rises some more. Then you put
it in the oven and you bake it.
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Well, that sounds simple. Sure.
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I had to go to three, four stores before
I could get enough yeast, though.
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Why, how much did you need?
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Thirteen cakes.
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Thirteen cakes!
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That seems like an awful lot.
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Well, here's the recipe right here. Let
me see.
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Lucy. What?
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Three cakes.
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Oh, they're small. Won't make much
difference.
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Well, now you have to put it in a bowl.
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There.
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Now set in warm place to rise. Yeah, and
I'm going to put it right down here by
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the oven. Okay.
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Now let's get back to the butter
department. All right.
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Help me.
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Gee,
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I must have hurt this some way.
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What do you mean? It's all swollen.
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I told you that was too much yeast.
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Well, I just won't have to bake again so
soon.
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Now I have to knead it again. And then I
have to let it set again.
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There now.
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It's going to get me a bigger bowl.
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Yeah, I thought so.
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Back to the butter.
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See, I told you that cream would do the
trick.
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Imagine all that butter and it only cost
me $23 .70.
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Let's play canasta. Okay.
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Would you look at my hand?
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to be scrutinized.
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Scrutinized? That's what it says.
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Before your final acceptance into the
Society Matrons League.
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Yippee! Oh, isn't that wonderful? Now we
have to look real sharp on Friday. We
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have to go to the beauty parlor and we
have to get the work. A shampoo, a
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wave, a manicure, a pedicure. Oh, wait a
minute, Lucy.
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What? If we go to a modern beauty
parlor, we'll lose that bet with the
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Oh.
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It looks like it'll cost us 50 bucks
apiece to be society matrons. Now, wait
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minute, wait a minute. There must be
some way.
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I know, Ethel, our clothes.
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What do you mean? Well, if we were
really living in 1900, we'd be wearing
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bustles and corsets, and the fellas
would be wearing high -button shoes and
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celluloid collars and those skimpy suits
all the time. You mean on the street,
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down to work? All the time. And you know
they'd never agree to that, and we'd
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win the bet. You're right.
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Hey, you smell bread? Maybe it's done.
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That's what I'm going to do to Ricky.
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Gee, I hope this works, Lucy.
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It will, but if it doesn't, I just had
another thought. What?
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Well, you know, I never mentioned
transportation to Ricky, so I'm going to
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out the window tonight, and if he comes
home in a cab, a bus, or a subway, we
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win the bet.
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Ah, that's wonderful.
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Where is it? I'll see you later. Okay.
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You stay in the house all day. I got to
go out on the street and be seen by
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people. Sorry.
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Now, Lucy, you can't be serious. I might
be wearing this clothes. I got to go
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out on the street. I got to... Oh, no,
no!
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just to fix the plumbing. Besides, these
remind me of the days when I was a gay
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young blade.
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While strolling through the park one day
In the very, very month
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of May I was taken by surprise By a
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pair of rubbish eyes While strolling
through the park
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one day in May Very good, old man. Thank
you.
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You know, Lucy, you gave me a great
idea.
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I'm going to put a gay nightie number
down at the club. Now, just a minute,
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Ricky. You know you have to wear those
clothes all the time, not just down at
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the club.
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I know, honey. It'd be a wonderful
advertisement for the show.
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Oh, fine.
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Say, Rick, does it have to look cute?
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But what are you wearing that bustle
for, honey? You don't need it.
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Pay no attention to him.
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You leave it on.
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I'm not wearing a bustle.
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Is
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this the
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Ricardo residence?
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Yes, I'm Mrs.
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Ricardo. Good.
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I'm Mrs. Pettibone. This is Mrs.
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Pomerantz. We're the surprise
investigating committee for the Society
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League. Oh!
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And this is my husband, Mr... Ricardo,
Ricardo.
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Mr. Ricardo.
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Won't you sit down, please?
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We pop in like this unexpectedly so as
to investigate how our prospective
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members really live.
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Oh. We want to make sure they're not
bringing their best foot forward just
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that.
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Do you dress like this normally?
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Well, I... Oh, it's not an every... Not
as a... Oh,
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I see.
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Do you mind if we look around?
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No, of course not. Help yourself.
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Where's the kitchen, please?
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The kitchen?
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Thank you.
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What are we going to do? I don't know.
What can we do?
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Ricky, Ricky, you can think of
something, can't you?
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Sure. What?
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You want to call off the bet?
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No. All right, honey, all right. I know
how much this means to you. I got an
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idea. What?
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I'll tell them that we're putting on an
act together for our club and they call
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us right in the middle of rehearsal.
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Oh, that's wonderful. Thank you.
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Quite interesting.
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Great, to say the least.
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Ladies, I know what you must think.
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You do?
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Yes. You see, you chose the wrong time
for your investigation.
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I mean, that is to see the way that we
really live.
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You see, we put in an act together for
my club, and you caught us right in the
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middle of rehearsal.
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You put on shows?
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Yes. Why?
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Why not?
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I mean, do you do this for a living?
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Oh, no, no.
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We just develop a bad habit.
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We like to eat.
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Show people.
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Matilda, we've been allowing show people
to join for several seasons now.
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Oh, yes, it happened three years ago
when we needed money.
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Well,
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we're willing to make allowances.
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We'll look you over at the Friday
afternoon tea, ladies.
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Good afternoon, gentlemen.
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Just a minute, just a minute, just a
minute. What do you mean, make
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What's wrong with show people?
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Well, you must admit that most of them
are a little, uh... My dear Mrs.
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please don't misunderstand me.
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The Society Matrons League as a body
does not disapprove of show people as
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Well, perhaps we have something against
the League.
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When you get back to your blue -blooded
sisters, would you tell them that the
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Ricardo Mertz Investigating Committee
looked you over and we have no desire to
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join your phony baloney club?
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Yeah.
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Well, I guess we better do.
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Good afternoon.
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So long, kids.
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Oh, Lucy, you are wonderful.
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Baby,
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I love you.
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Oh, Lucy, you said all the things I was
trying to think of and couldn't. Oh,
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sweetheart, I'm so proud of you. I'm
going to give you the $50 and call off
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bet.
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Starve, let's go out to dinner. We got
plenty of food right here. Where?
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Right here.
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Homemade bread with home -churned
butter.
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Mrs. Pettibone was played by Florence
Bates. Mrs.
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Pomerantz was played by Ruth Parrott.
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I Love Lucy is a Desilu production.
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