All language subtitles for i_love_lucy_s01e21_new_neighbors

Gee, two bam loads of furniture. What
can they do with so much junk?

Where'd they ever get that sofa?

Isn't that a... Are you still hanging
out of that window?

Now, come on, honey.

I want my breakfast. There's some coffee
over there.

I'll make you some soft -boiled cherries
in a minute.

What? I mean eggs. Look at those chairs.
What do you have for... Oh.

Ay -yi -yi -yi -yi.

Hi, Rick.

Hello, Fred. Nothing up here.

Oh, there she is.

They're nosy twins.

They've been hanging out the window for
an hour, snooping.

You'd think they'd never seen anyone
move into an apartment before.

You want some coffee? Oh, thanks.

Ethel, look at those china lamps.

He shouldn't try to balance that lamp on
that table like that. Oh, honey, now

those movie men know what they're doing.
They never drop any... Oh!

Well, I guess one lamp's better than
none. Ethel, come out of that window.

Suppose a new tenant should see you.
There's nobody down there but the moving

man. They won't be satisfied until they
see every last bit of those people's

paraphernalia.

Oh,

paraphernalia.

You understand Spanish?

Oh.

Now come out of there, both of you. Come
on.

You've done enough snooping. We're not
snooping.

I'm surprised they're not using
binoculars.

Oh, I forgot I had them.

Say, that must be the new tenant coming
up now.

Isn't he handsome?

Handsome? How can you call him handsome
with those bugged out eyes and long

hairy legs? Huh?

Hey, you gotta fly on the lens.

me see through those things. Apple.

Curiosity kills the cat, eh, Francis?

Yeah, but we'll never get a break like
that.

Now, why can't they wait until tomorrow
to see what those people look like? I

don't know.

It doesn't make any difference to me
what they look like. Me neither.

Hey, who is that? Do you suppose that
could be his wife?

Look at that gorgeous blonde hair.

a figure like that come into this
building. That's the biggest mistake.

fellas!

Fellas, watch it, will ya?

Gee, I'm sure glad men aren't nosy.
Yeah.

Wow, wow.

All right, fellas, break it up, will ya?
We were here first. Get your own

window. Ah, they're going inside.

That's all, girls. Yeah, the show's
over. Here.

Well, Something tells me I'm going to be
doing a lot of repairing in that

apartment. Yeah.

You need a helper? Have you got a card?

I'll join.

Okay, but what's the dirt on the new
tenants? Where are they from?

I don't know.

What business is he in?

I don't know.

Do they have any children?

I don't know.

What's the matter with you? Are your
radar bent?

No, they ran at the apartment through an
agent. All I know is their name is O

'Brien, she's a blonde, and they've got
one broken lamp.

Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go
down and call on them. Okay, let's go.

Now, now, wait a minute, Ethel.

Give him a chance to get settled.

Yeah, I guess he's right. No sense
rushing things.

Okay, let's go.

Lucy, come on. I'm trying to, but
there's a very strong current here.

go. Come here, Lucy. You're not going to
go downstairs.

Why not?

Because there's nothing downstairs that
concerns you. You'll have to give me a

better reason than that.

You just go in the kitchen and fix my
breakfast.

Oh, we'll go down later, Ethel. His
Majesty is hungry.

Okay, there's plenty of time.

His Majesty has another proclamation.

I don't want you to go down there at
all.

At all, as in never? Right.

Now repeat after me.

I, Lucy Ricardo, promise never to set
foot in the O 'Brien apartment.

Oh, really?

Come on.

promise never to set foot... Wait a
minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Now.

I, Lucy Ricardo, promise never to set
foot in the O 'Brien apartment, okay?

Okay. Okay.

Information. Do you have a telephone
number for O 'Brien, 623 East 68th

They just moved in today.

One moment, please.

Fred, are you going to be long? I want
to use the phone. No, no, I'll just be a

minute. I thought I'd call downstairs
and see if there's anything they want me

to do. Are you calling the O 'Briens?
They'll call you if they want anything

done. You're never too busy to do
anything when there's a blonde around.

Are you calling them?

How can you think a thing like that?

Oh, hello, Mr. Thompson.

How's the plumbing holding up down
there?

Well, good.

No, no, no, not at all, thanks.

Help yourself.

The number for the O 'Brien is Murray
Hill 59970.

Scared me to death.

Hiya, baby. Hi.

Put this on the mantel for me, will you?
Forget about unpacking. We've got a

script to learn.

But, Tom, this place is... You know,
Connie, this television show goes on

night. We don't even know our lines yet.
Well, I know mine.

All right, smarty. I'll help you with
yours.

Good. Now, let's see.

I think I know that first scene, baby.
Let's start with the second one. All

right.

Now, where are we?

Are you sure this is the right place?

I am positive.

They live in this building on an upper
floor.

Good. Let me go over the plan with you
once more.

We do away with them both.

Dispose of their bodies and assume their
identities.

We become them, yes?

Exactly.

It is dangerous, but it is our only
chance to stay in this country so we can

blow up the capital.

You know, that's pretty corny dialogue.

Yeah, even for television.

Well, it's a living.

Let's see, where were we? You know, my
little chicken, this job will not be

easy. They're clever and physically
strong.

Physically strong.

Physically strong. Yeah, I thought you
knew your part, baby.

That's the first one I've missed.

Especially the red -haired one.

Did you notice those big, bulging
muscles?

Those popping eyes and that horrible,
ugly, leering face?

I will take care of that one silently
with a knife in the back.

You will handle the other.

I will, on one condition.

That you take me out to lunch.

Huh?

Dad, I haven't had anything to eat since
breakfast.

All right.

Come on, let's go down to the drugstore
and have a sandwich. We can finish

rehearsing when we get back. Okay, baby.

I will take care of that one.

Silently, with a knife in the back.

Hey.

Oh, bait.

Good, they have not seen us. The coast
is clear.

Darling, you're such a fool.

You know, baby, I think we're going to
like this place.

Mrs. O 'Brien?

Mrs. O 'Brien, it's me, the landlady. Is
there anything I can help you with?

Mrs. O...

your promise.

Well, I promised Ricky I wouldn't set
foot in this apartment, but that doesn't

mean I can't stay out here in the hall
and give a long distance snoop.

Aren't they home?

No. I had to wait all morning and half
the afternoon for them to leave.

What'd you find?

Well, Lucy, what period is this?

19th century provincial?

Looks like 20th century ugly.

What else is it?

These lamps.

except close, it's too bad they didn't
drop both of them.

Where are they? Here.

Oh, gosh, this is the most frustrating
thing that ever happened to me.

Wait, I'll bring one over to you. No,
listen.

Just because I promised Ricky that I
wouldn't set foot in this apartment

mean I can't set knees in.

So long as I keep my feet off the floor,
I'm an honest woman, right?

better see a dentist.

Oh, fine, thanks. You removed all the
price tag.

Hey, look at this.

What is that?

Early Pullman.

Lucy!

Ricky's home.

Lucy! He's coming down here. What do I
do? Hide someplace. I'll get rid of him.

came up to see if everything was all
right and everything's all right. Well,

let's go.

You seen Lucy?

Lucy who?

Lucy Ricardo, my wife.

Oh, that Lucy.

Yeah. No, I haven't seen her. Let's go.

this is the right place.

I am positive they live in this building
on an upper floor.

Good.

Let me go over the plan with you once
more.

Lead you away with them both.

Dispose of the bodies and assume their
identities.

We become them, yes?

Exactly.

It is dangerous, but it is our only
chance to stay in this country so we can

blow up the capital.

Shh!

You know, my little chicken, this job
will not be easy. They are clever and

physically strong.

Especially the red -haired one.

Did you notice?

Did you notice those big, bulging
muscles? Those popping eyes?

And that horrible...

in the back.

You will handle the other. Do not worry.

In a dark alley, a loop of silver wire
around the neck, one tug,

poof. Ha!

Brave!

I do not know if you actually realize
the importance of this

mission. What a great honor.

for you and I to have been chosen to
perform.

It is a crowning glory.

It makes us the most trusted agents in
our nation's service.

I am over them with pride.

When this assignment is over, I will
return to our native homeland. I will

you something that I've wanted to say to
you for a long, long time.

Tell me now. No.

There is no time for personal adoption.
We have a job to do. That is all that

counts.

Tell me now.

No.

I think I can guess.

But do you think it is?

Tell me.

No.

on a sacred mission. We cannot be beat.

All right.

But I'll remember this until we can be
beat again.

Now, my little chickens, are all our
preparations in order?

in order.

You have the knife?

Yes.

The silver wire?

Yes.

The map?

Yes. The explosives?

Yes. The two -way wrist television set?

Yes.

Good.

I cannot... I cannot think as a patriot.

My blood is... pounding in my ears.

As a woman, I beg of you, be weak again.

The roar of my blood is loud indeed.

What a tragedy my life has been up to
now.

I see for the first time that...

You got the pass key? I want to check
the heat in Miss Lewis's apartment.

Lucy, what are you doing? They're after
us. Help me.

Well, what happened? What are you
talking about?

Who's after who? The O 'Briens, Ethel.
You're nurturing two vipers in your

brownstone bosom. What?

Lucy, have you been snooping? Yes.

Lucy, you mean to tell me that you went
downstairs after you promised me not to?

Yes, I've been a bad girl and you can
spank me tomorrow if there's anything

to spank.

Well, didn't you hear what I said?
What's the matter with you? Our lives

danger. Ah, look, honey, why would those
people want to give us a rubdown?

Lucy. After all, she was in their
apartment. Yeah, and I'm going to call

police. I've got to get them over here.
We've got to save the country.

Now, look, honey, calm down, will you?
Let's talk this thing over. Now, wait a

minute. A lot of talking you're going to
do with a silver wire wrapped around

your neck.

Silver wire?

Yeah. Honey, you better lie down. I
don't want to lie down. If I go, I want

be ghost standing up fighting.

I think it's time to turn on the
furnace. Good luck, Rick.

You go with him, Ricky. I'll try to
settle her down.

Ricky!

Well, if you go, leave me a note and
tell me where I can find my clean socks.

Ricky!

Why won't anybody believe me? I'm
telling you, I heard. I heard. I heard.

what I heard. Calm down. Now, Lucy, are
you sure you heard right? Cross my heart

and hope that... Oh.

Oh, dear.

Well, I'm not going to sit here like a
sitting duck. I'm going to call the

police.

Operator, give me the police.

Thirty -second tracing.

Sergeant Morton speaking.

Help!

Name, please.

Mrs. Ricky Ricardo. Send a squad of men
over right away.

Send two squads. The whole force.

Address?

623 East 68th Street. In a hurry.

Now, Mrs. Ricardo, what seems to be your
trouble?

Well, some people have moved in
downstairs. They're plotting to kill us.

know these people?

No. Then how do you know they're going
to... kill you? I heard him. I just

happened to be hiding in their closet at
the time.

I see. And why do you suppose they want
to kill you?

So they can assume our identities and
blow up the Capitol.

This is serious.

You're darn right it is. These people
are agents of some foreign government.

What's their names? O 'Brien.

Lady, have you been nipping on the
cooking sherry?

to be a nice big sofa.

But, officer.

Oh, officer.

Come on now, Lucy.

Come on. Don't you think a good hot bath
and a nice... I keep telling you what's

happening, but no one will believe me.

Lucy's right.

Lucy's right. We listened to the
coordinate spy.

Yeah. Yeah, they are planning to kill us
and blow up the Capitol. Yeah, well,

now maybe you'll believe me when I tell
you something. I'm going to call the

police right away. I just did. They
don't care a darn about it. Well,

not going to get us without a fight.

Now get them to it!

I'd beat them to death.

Well, I hope they get here before you
eat your club away.

One, two, three, four.

Fred,

what are you doing away from your post?

I'm hungry, and I request transfer to
the kitchen.

Don't shoot till you see the whites of
their eyes. Okay. Take it easy. Okay.

Hello?

No, this isn't a city dump. You got the
wrong number.

Very clever ruse of theirs to find out
if we're home or not. Right.

Be careful. Get steady. Be calm.

Get ready.

Just don't be trigger happy now. Oh?
Don't shoot until it's absolutely

necessary. All right. Okay.

Okay.

Good morning, folks.

Good morning. Well, I finally got this
thing straightened out. What? Great.

The O 'Briens are actors.

What you heard was a play they were
rehearsing.

Oh.

You can go now.

Mr. Martz. Yeah.

The O 'Briens told me to tell you
they're moving out of your apartment.

Oh, fine.

This is all your fault, Lucy.

Yes, and you'll pay that rent till we
get another tenant.

And one of your trigger -happy sentinels
shot a hole in a hot water pipe.

Your whole apartment is flooded.

And she'll pay for that, too.

Oh, come on, Fred. We better hurry home.

You must be the famous Ricky Ricardo.

Oh, you heard about me, eh? In the
paper. This morning.

Oh, in the paper.

Front page.

Orchestra leader jail in shooting spree.

Come on, sweetheart.

Come on, sweetheart.

Let's go home. Come on, lady. You can go
out in the world now.

The part of Mr.

O 'Brien was played by Hayden Roark.

The part of the policeman was played by
Alan Jenkins.

I Love Lucy is a Desilu production.