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Bye.
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even sounded good.
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Thank you.
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You know, a little more practice and we
could do singing commercials for
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television.
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Gee, Ethel, you certainly play the piano
wonderfully.
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Oh, thanks, Lucy.
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Hey, how about Sweet Sue? Yeah, that has
a nice harmony.
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Wait a minute, Ethel. It's 2 o 'clock in
the morning.
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Well, what about it, honey? Yeah, yeah,
2 o 'clock's a perfect time for Sweet
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Sue. Yeah, I mean, it's a little late.
Won't the other tenants complain?
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About what?
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We're not making noise. We're making
music.
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Yeah. Let them phone the landlord. I'm
not home.
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I always forget to hear the landlord.
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Come on. Besides, what's wrong with good
friends harmonizing a little? That's
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what the world needs more of. You're
right.
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Oh, it's so wonderful to have landlords
like you two.
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What a break for us to have tenants like
you two. Well, okay, okay, sweet suit.
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Look at this place, Lucy. You've taken
such... Good care of it. We could rent
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tomorrow and not have to change a thing.
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Okay, okay, sweet Sue.
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You know why, Ethel? It was in such
wonderful condition when we moved in.
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Well, all right, all right, I guess.
Now, sweet Sue.
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You're the nicest tenant I ever had.
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And you're certainly the nicest landlady
I've ever had. Man, this is the most
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sickening conversation I've ever heard.
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You're so right.
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that you and i and fred and ethel are
fated to go through life together hey
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ethel left her rings here oh yeah you
know honey she's absolutely right people
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ought to do more singing in this world
that's right honey yes sir they sure
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should sing everybody sweet shoe every
star above
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knows
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Oh, no, honey, it couldn't be. No, I
guess not.
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with Ethel. She must have walked
downstairs too fast and gotten the
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What? Well, she's a little grumpy
because we're making noise.
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Well, I thought she was coming. Well, so
did I. She'll be over it in the
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morning. Come on, honey. Let's go to
bed. All right.
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Don't cry.
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94,
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95,
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96, 97, 98, 99, 100.
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How do you expect people to get me
sleep?
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Well, I was only closing the windows.
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What, with a sledgehammer?
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Now, listen, Fred.
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Listen, my foot.
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Now, let's have it quiet up there.
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How do you like that?
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Let's have it quiet up there, he says.
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Some lousy landlord they are.
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Good night, honey.
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Somebody should get up and fix it.
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Yes.
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Somebody should.
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Well?
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Well?
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This isn't getting us any place.
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We'll both get up and fix it. Wow.
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That's the only fair way. When I count
to three, we'll both jump out of bed.
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All right.
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You ready?
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Ready. Okay.
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One.
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As far as I'm concerned, that shower can
drip all night. I just don't care. I
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won't pay any attention to it. All
right, neither will I. All right.
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That movement.
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I left my diamond rings on your piano
last night.
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Yes, you did, Mrs. Mertz. I'd be very
happy to get them for you. Oh, don't
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bother. I'll get them.
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If they're still there.
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I don't know why you should worry. You
can always buy another box of Cracker
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Jack.
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I'll have you know these are real
diamonds.
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Ha!
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Mrs. Ricardo.
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Would you be so kind as to inform me
just when we are to be deprived of your
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charming company?
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Very shortly. Good.
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Thank you.
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My, it'll certainly be nice getting away
from such disagreeable people.
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It certainly will.
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Would you like to give me the check for
the next five months' rent now?
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Of course. I'd be delighted.
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What do you mean, the next five months'
rent?
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Well, if you're leaving, you have to pay
off your lease.
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Our lease?
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Yes, don't you remember? You begged me
on bended knee to give you a lease, just
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so that no one else could have this
fantastically inexpensive, lovely
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Oh, you mean that one -sided, unfair,
binding contract?
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we fumigate.
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You can leave the check in my mailbox.
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Honey,
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I don't seem to be able to... Oh, shut
up!
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What's the matter with you? Oh, I'm
sorry. Ethel was just up here and she
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me so darn mad.
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What now? She says they're going to hold
us to our lease. We have to give them
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five months' rent before we can leave.
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I guess we're stuck here.
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Well, now, that all depends.
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On what?
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On whether we can break the laser net.
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Do you think we can?
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Could be.
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What's on your mind?
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We are going to become the two most
unpleasant, disagreeable, nasty people
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the whole world.
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But how?
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We'll force ourselves.
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How? Boy, let's see now. What can we
think of that'll make them kick us out?
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at least yet. Now, remember, when you
come home tonight, make a lot of noise.
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Oh, that reminds me. I won't be home
till late tonight, honey. Why?
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Well, we have to rehearse for a couple
of hours after the club closes.
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Ricky, why don't you have the rehearsal
here?
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Honey, are you crazy? I got a 16 -piece
band. I'll blow the roof off the joint.
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Well, doesn't look like rain.
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I'll do it.
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Fred and Ethel are enjoying it. Well,
they have a lot of courage. I haven't
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heard a peep out of them. Oh, boy, this
is swell.
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Honey, what are all these people? I
don't know, but the more, the noisier.
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All right, we'll dedicate the next
number to Fred and Ethel Mertz. Hey! All
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right. Fred and Ethel Mertz? Yes, our
lovely landlord. They won't hear this.
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They're still down in the street. Down
in the street?
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Yes, they have a big sign that says jam
session tonight. Ricky Ricardo in
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person. And they're selling tickets.
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Oh, no!
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Hold outside.
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Oh. They sold us the last ticket. Oh,
they're back in their apartment, are
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Well, we'll dedicate the next number to
Fred and Ethel Mertz. An old Cuban folk
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dance called El Breco the Liso.
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El Breco the Liso? Yes. How does this
old Cuban folk dance go?
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good to get out of this joint, won't it?
Yeah. Did you tell Ethel we were moving
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today? Well, I haven't seen her since
she brought up the lease.
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I mailed her a note telling her to come
up and get the keys today.
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What shall I do about this?
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What is it?
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It's a picture of us and Fred and Ethel
taking an Atlantic Cedar last summer.
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Oh.
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We sure had a lot of fun there, didn't
we?
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Yeah.
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What shall I do? Throw it away? Oh, no.
No, I better pack it.
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Huh? Well, we can always cut them out
with the scissors.
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Where are all these things at?
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Oh, there's some things I borrowed from
Ethel. She has a lot of my things, too,
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if she hasn't sold them.
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You know, I got a lot of tools that
belong to Fred.
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Some of them we bought together.
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What shall I do with those?
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I don't know.
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Gee, it's amazing we could have been
such good friends with a couple of
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stinkers. Yeah.
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We sure had a lot of fun in the last
nine years.
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Until they show their true colors.
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Yeah.
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Well, I just... shows you how sneaky
they are.
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Here, honey, you want some paper for
that?
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These are yours, I guess.
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Thanks.
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Here's some things of yours that somehow
got into my apartment.
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Thanks.
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There's some of your things that I
managed to get hold of.
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It's all there. You can count it if you
like.
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Oh, well, that won't be necessary, Mrs.
Mertz.
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I trust you.
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It doesn't matter to me, you know.
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But for some crazy reason or other, I
think Lucy wants to stay.
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Don't you, Lucy?
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Well,
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it doesn't matter to me either, but it's
up to Ethel. What do you say, honey?
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said.
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I guess we're staying, eh? Yeah.
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Only this time I want a long lease so
that we don't ever get kicked out.
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Well... Fred.
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Well, what do you know? I just happen to
have a new lease already made out.
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