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Good morning, Miss Lewis. Come in. Oh,
thank you. How's everything down in your
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apartment? Oh, fine, fine.
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Help yourself to a cup of coffee. Oh,
it's nice and it's tedious.
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Yes, it is.
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This is Ricardo.
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This is Ricardo.
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This is Ricardo.
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Could I speak to you for a minute?
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Oh, surely. What's on your mind?
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Well, I, um, I wanted to ask you a big
favor.
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It's about, um, M -A -N.
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M -A -N? Oh, a man!
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Well, is it any special, M -A -N?
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It's Mr. Ritter.
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Mr.
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Ritter, the grocery man?
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Oh, why, Miss Lewis, I believe you're
blushing.
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No, I...
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telling you that as far as I'm
concerned, Mr.
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Ritter is the bee's knees.
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What's the matter?
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Oh, nothing. It's just that I never
expected you to think things like that.
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Oh, I do.
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Well, you know the old saying, just
because there's snow on the roof doesn't
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mean there's no fire in the furnace.
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knew about it.
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There's somebody else that doesn't know
about it. Who?
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Mr. Ritter.
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Mr. Ritter?
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To Mr.
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Ritter, I'm just a box of groceries
twice a week.
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Oh, well, why don't you do something
about it? I'm going to, I'm going to. I
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want to invite him to a little intimate
supper for two in my apartment. Oh.
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Oh, but I need your help.
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Oh, what do you want me to do, hold him
for you?
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Oh!
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to give him this. Oh, it's a little
dirty.
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I've been carrying it around for five
years.
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Five years?
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I've been carrying the blowtorch for Mr.
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Ritter for five years.
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Well, I better give this to him today.
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Oh, hello, Mrs. Lewis.
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Good morning. Good morning.
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Oh,
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well, yes, I guess I'll be running
along.
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Lewis is mine. Listen, don't let Grandma
Lewis fool you.
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Yes, sir. You never know what's in a box
by the wrapper.
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Well, really, I didn't even look at her
wrapper.
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I didn't mean that. It's just an
expression.
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It means just because there isn't any
fire on a roof that there is no snow in
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her furnace.
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Mr. Ritter. Mr.
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Ritter? Yeah.
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The grocery man?
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Yeah. And she is so bashful that she
doesn't want to ask him up to supper, so
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I'm going to give him the invitation for
her.
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Uh -huh.
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Give it to me, nosy.
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Nosy? What are you talking about?
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You know what I'm talking about. How
many times have I told you not to get
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involved in other people's life?
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But I'm just trying to help a sweet old
lady.
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They might even get married and then
they'll thank me. Yeah. She'll thank
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He'll sue you.
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Is that the way you feel about marriage?
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Oh, honey, of course not.
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I think marriage is wonderful.
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Why, I think marriage is the greatest
thing there is in the whole world.
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It's the only way to live.
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But if the guy has been clever enough to
escape it this long, why laugh him off
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now?
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What?
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Honey, I didn't... I suppose you weren't
clever enough. Well, well... Honey,
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now, I mean that... Well, I could have
been clever enough.
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But you were so cute, I decided to play
dumb.
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Well, all right then. It's all settled.
I'll give this invitation to Mr. Ritter.
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It's all settled. You'll do nothing of
the kind.
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What do you mean?
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Are you going to give that invitation
back to Mrs. Lewis or not? No!
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Lucy, if you're going to act like a
child, I'm going to have to treat you
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one. Meaning what?
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Meaning I'll put you over my knees and
I'll... You wouldn't dare!
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Oh, I wouldn't. No!
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It's just I need the dress I'm going to
wear tonight.
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Well, that's what I came down to talk to
you about. This isn't really the one
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that I wanted to wear at all. I wanted
to wear my good one. But it's in my hope
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chest and the lock is rusted shut.
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Well, it really won't make any
difference because I'm... Oh, of course
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doesn't. Sit down, dear.
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Well, no, I don't think I care to sit
down.
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Well, let me show you here.
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Now, look.
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I thought that we'd eat by candlelight.
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Because they say it makes you look
younger.
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Oh, yes, that's right.
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Maybe I'll look like a girl at 50 again,
huh?
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Oh, easily.
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Oh, you're sweet. You're awfully sweet.
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Look.
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Elderberry wine.
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I made it myself.
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What?
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Must have quite a tang by now.
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I thought Mr.
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Ritter and I could have a couple of
belts before dinner.
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Well, I don't think you're going to get
much chance to serve it, Miss Lewis.
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Yeah, I had a long talk with my husband.
He made me... Oh, husband.
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That's the most beautiful word in the
English language.
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It's pretty late today, and I'm awful
sorry, but I want to tell you something.
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The topic has been something awful.
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Oh,
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Mrs. Ricardo.
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Howdy, howdy. Awful cold out. It's awful
cold, really. How are you?
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Fine. How are you?
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Me? I can't kick.
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Rheumatism.
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Get it?
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I don't know how I think of it. It's
like that, you know.
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Comical. Where is Miss Lewis?
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Well, she ought to be back in a minute.
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Well, she can pay me for these when I
come the next time.
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Okay.
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Mr. Ritter. Huh?
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Come here.
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I have a secret to tell you.
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Someone around here is very fond of you.
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No.
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Yes, a certain someone thinks that
you're the bee's knees.
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Hot diggity.
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You want to know something, Mrs.
Ricardo?
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What? I like you, too.
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What?
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You're just my type, Red.
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Oh, no.
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No, you don't understand.
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Here, read this. This will explain.
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Yes. Can you make it for dinner tonight?
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Just the two of us. Uh -oh.
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We'll be waiting for you in my
apartment. Can I make it? Say, speeds by
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name, Luthor. Oh, now, now, stay away. I
didn't write that note. Miss Lewis did.
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Miss Lewis? Oh, who are you joshing?
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Really, look at the signature.
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What's this?
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Your secret lover.
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Secret lover?
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You don't have to keep anything secret
from me, lover.
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No. Miss Lewis!
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Miss Lewis! Listen, you're not fooling
anybody. She's not here. You said so
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yourself. Don't try to fight this, Lucy.
It's bigger than both of them.
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Stop! Miss Lewis!
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Miss Lewis, where are you?
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Miss Lewis!
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See, alone, I tell you. But she was
here.
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Well, sure. You know, you're even cuter
when you get shy like this. Mr. Ritter!
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Don't worry about anything. Your
apartment, dinner tonight.
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Sure.
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I'm afraid I can't make it till about
half past seven.
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Mr. Ritter! Oh, honey, I've got to keep
the store open till seven o 'clock.
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I just lost control of myself.
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When I found out that Mr. Ritter thought
you were inviting him to dinner, I got
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hysterical and started running.
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Ran eight laps around the park.
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Passed lots of horses.
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Oh.
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I pooped.
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Well, you certainly got me in a fine
mess.
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Your secret lover is coming here for
dinner at 7 .30 and my husband is due
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at the same time.
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Oh? Well, why don't you call him and
tell him your husband's going to be
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did. He was delighted. He wants to tell
Ricky that we love each other and that
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he should start getting a divorce right
away.
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Oh? Oh, I wish there was some way I
could help.
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There is.
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What? You stay on those stairs tonight
and don't let Mr. Ritter get into this
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apartment. You get him into your
apartment.
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How?
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know how you're going to do it, but you
do it.
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Mrs. Ricardo.
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What? Would you teach me how to attract
the opposite sex?
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Well, all right.
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Stand up. Let's have a look at you.
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Well,
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let's see you
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walk back and forth and swing your hips.
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Swing my hips? Yes.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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All that would get you is a Boy Scout to
help you cross the street.
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Look, now watch me. You just shift them
gently. Shift, shift, shift, shift,
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shift. Shift and shift. That's easy for
you.
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I've got a rusty transmission.
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I'm sorry.
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Maybe we could try a come -hither look.
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matter. That's my come hither look.
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Oh, oh no, dear. Try something like
this.
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Oh, dear.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Hello? Yes, dear. It's Ricky.
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Honey, I won't be home tonight for
dinner.
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Oh?
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No, I, uh, I have to stay in town.
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Jerry and I are going to talk some
business.
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Oh, well, all right, dear.
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I won't. Goodbye.
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Ricky isn't coming home to dinner.
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You know, I just think I might keep that
date with Mr. Ritter tonight.
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That's not fair. He's mine.
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Oh, you don't understand, dear. I'm
going to get him up here and disappoint
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so completely that he wouldn't have me
on a silver platter.
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Then the road will be nice and clear for
you.
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Oh, oh, fine, fine.
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Let's see now. How can I disappoint Mr.
Ritter?
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What do you know about it?
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Well, we had a long conversation once
over the pickle barrel.
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It sort of raised my hopes.
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He can't stand children.
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And he likes a tidy appearance.
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And he demands immaculate housekeeping.
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He likes good cooking.
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Hold it, hold it.
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I think I can change Mr.
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Ritter's heartthrob to heartburn in one
sitting.
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You ask that at a time like this?
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Oh, for me?
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Uh -huh. The whole bag.
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Oh, thank you. Oh, bum drop. Thank you.
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You take your coat off?
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Please?
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There we are.
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That's it.
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Oh.
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Just a minute.
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What's that?
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Oh.
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Well, sit down. Dinner's almost ready.
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Yeah, that's right. I'm very anxious for
you to sample my cooking. So am I.
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Oh, pardon me.
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I'm so sorry.
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Well,
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I hope you like tomato juice. Oh, I do.
I like it very much. Yeah, this, huh?
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Yeah. This is our special every Thursday
down at my store.
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Oh, is that so? Yeah, yes.
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Well, the same brand it is. Yeah, sure,
yes. Well, here's... What is it now?
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There's mud in your eye. Oh.
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Well, it ain't mud. It's really tomato
juice. Yeah. You know, I put the tiniest
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dash of Tabasco in this. Inside? Yeah.
Yes, and it helps, you know, everything,
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you know.
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Just right, huh? Oh, fine.
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Want some more?
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No, no, something to chew on, like a
piece of bread.
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Oh, I have some... fluffy biscuits. Oh,
I'm crazy about you. Hurry, will you
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hurry.
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Well,
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a little dirt never hurt anybody.
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No, really, I don't think I care for
biscuits.
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Oh, no? No.
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Well, I hope you like them.
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That's what's coming up next. Soup, yes.
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Soothing soup, yes. Yeah, huh.
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I'm not really much of a soup eater.
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You're not?
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Why not?
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A throat condition.
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Oh. You know, you have a very finicky
appetite.
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No, I'm pretty rugged. As a rule, pretty
rugged.
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You like roast turkey with sage
dressing? I love it, yes. Dark meat, you
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Yeah, nice and juicy, huh?
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Well, we're not having that tonight.
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How about pot roasting? Oh, with the
pancake, huh? Potato pancake,
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Oh, my. I had a banquet last night.
We're not having that tonight, either.
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We're having steak.
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Steak? Yeah. Oh, steak?
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Yep. Oh, haven't had it for months.
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We have them down at my store, but I
can't afford to buy them.
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Tattaboy!
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You know something? What? I'm not
hungry.
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You're not?
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I'm not hungry.
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You don't like my cooking. No, it is.
You're disappointed in me. You're going
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away and you're never coming back. I am
not.
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I'm losing.
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I'll never leave you, never.
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You won't? What's food compared to the
fundamental principles?
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We love each other. That's all that
counts.
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Now, I'm going to do all the cooking
until you learn how. The important thing
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is... Quiet! You'll waken the children.
Don't stop me, please. The important
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thing is... The what?
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The children.
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You haven't any children. Oh, yes, I
have. You never told me. I've never
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keep them hidden. They don't like kids
in this apartment house.
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You mean to tell me that you're the
mother of these lollipop -eating, sticky
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-fingered, candy -stealing... That's
right. If you're not going to eat your
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dinner, I'm going to have to give it to
the kids.
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I can't eat that. All right!
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Carter, could I see you for a minute?
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Why, sure, Miss Lewis.
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It's a nice evening, isn't it?
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Yes, lovely.
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If you like it below zero.
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Oh, below zero.
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Well, Miss Lewis, if there's nothing
else on your mind,
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I'm anxious to get upstairs.
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Oh, okay.
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I'll see you later. No, no.
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You can't go up there until Mr. Ritter
leaves.
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What?
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Did Lucy give him that invitation?
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Oh, yes, poor dear.
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And he thought it was from her and now
he wants to marry her.
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He wants to...
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She's
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upstairs now trying to discourage him.
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This is wonderful.
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I'll see you later. Goodbye.
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Oh, Mr. Ricardo.
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Yes, yes, dear.
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You're the first man I ever flirted
with.
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And you want to know something?
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What? I like it.
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Well, I think you're very cute.
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I'll see you later.
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Twenty -two.
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Twenty -three.
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Twenty -four.
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You know, Lucy, that's an awful lot of
children.
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Six of them are missing.
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Six of them are missing?
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Yeah. Well, now you know. Go ahead and
leave me. I wouldn't blame you. Lucy,
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know that I hate kids. Yeah? I can't
stand bad housekeeping.
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Yeah? And sloppy food. Yeah? But when a
guy has got a chickadee like you,
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nothing else really matters.
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Come to me, baby. Come to me. No, no,
Mr. Rick!
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My little...
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What's new?
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What's new?
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Mr. Ricardo, there's something you ought
to know. Your wife and I love each
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other. No, no, Ricky, let me explain.
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Well, honey, there's nothing to explain.
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I've been expecting this for some time.
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You've been expecting what?
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Well, I can't... I can't possibly hope
to keep such a glorious hunk of stuff
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like you all to myself forever.
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Of course not.
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I pass her on to you, and you pass her
into waiting hands. Wait a minute. Can
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the football say something?
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Mr. Ritter, please be good to her.
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She make a wonderful wife.
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Ricardo, you're a good scout.
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I'm going to send you a whole case of
lima beans.
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And don't you worry about Lucy, and
don't you worry about those children.
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What children?
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Say, you really hid those kids, didn't
you?
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Now, Ricky, listen. Honey, please.
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Please don't say another word.
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Just stand there like you are.
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I want to remember you like this
forever.
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Goodbye. I'll pack my things.
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Ricky! Don't talk about him, don't.
You've got me.
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Everett Horton for appearing with us
tonight. The part of Miss Lewis was
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by Bea Vanadere.
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I Love Lucy is a Desilu production.
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