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Thank you.
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Hi, honey.
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Look what I got.
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Pretty good, eh?
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Held over.
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Ricky Ricardo and his orchestra at the
beautiful Tropicana.
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Yes, sir.
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Isn't that wonderful?
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They want us to stay over another four
weeks.
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If everything goes as well as it did
tonight, we'll stay there a hundred
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I took so many bows tonight that I got a
charley horse in my hip.
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Boy, they'd sure recognize Stalin when
they see it.
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of minutes ago.
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Oh, I must have been so interested in my
book.
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Where'd my book go?
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Where is my book? It went out the
window. Out the window?
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I don't see it anywhere.
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Of course not. It's dark out there.
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Good night.
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Ricky.
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What?
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One of us ought to get up and go down
and get it.
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One of us? Yeah.
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Which one of us did you have in mind?
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All of us.
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I'm just the biggest and the strongest.
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Okay.
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Go ahead.
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Oh, Ricky.
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Now look, honey, I'm a husband, not a
retriever.
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Good night.
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How can I go to sleep till I know who
killed her?
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Let's see, it was either the upstairs
maid or the butler or the cook.
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It was her husband.
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Her husband? He didn't have any reason
to kill her.
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He was married, wasn't he?
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I can see it all now.
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He worked very hard all day.
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Got home about two o 'clock in the
morning.
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She started pestering him.
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Wouldn't let him sleep.
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He stood there as long as he could.
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Finally, he decided to do away with her.
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So he got out of bed.
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Looked around for a murder weapon.
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A gun.
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Make too much noise.
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A knife.
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Too sloppy.
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A scarf.
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Perfect.
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He would do the job quietly and neatly.
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Slowly he approaches the bed.
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Murder in its heart.
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And then...
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What's that you're reading?
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Lucy. Guys,
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did I scare you? No, no. I was just
getting ready to scream and throw my
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out the window anyway.
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I'm sorry.
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Gee, no wonder they call it the
Mockingbird murder mystery. Every time I
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that book in my hand, it flies out the
window.
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Oh, Lucy, forget that book.
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I had the most exciting time last night.
I learned how to tell fortunes with
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playing cards. Come on in. I'll tell you
a fortune.
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Look, Ethel, we just rent this apartment
from you. It doesn't say anything in
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the lease about having to have our
fortune told.
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Besides, I don't believe in that silly
stuff.
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Oh, but that system never fails. It's
just fantastic, the stuff we learned
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night. Well, maybe the cards will tell
you where my book is. Now, Lucy, you've
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got to be serious. The cards won't tell
you anything.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Okay.
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have here. Wait a minute, Ethel. What's
wrong with these cards?
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Oh, look.
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Let's forget the fortune telling. You're
right. There's nothing to it. Yeah, I
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know there's nothing to it, but I want
to know what it is there's nothing to.
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Oh, but really, Lucy, why did you look
like you did when you saw these cards?
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No, Lucy, please.
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Now, what does this grubby little group
of cards have to say for itself?
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Well, this is your card, the queen of
hearts. That's you. Yeah.
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And this card right next to it is the
Ace of Spades. What does that mean?
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Death.
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Death?
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Well, what's it doing so close to me?
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That's just it. When your card is next
to the Ace of Spades, that means you're
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going to be dead.
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Dead? Like in Mazadornail?
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believe in fortune -telling.
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I don't either.
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What are you laughing at? I'm laughing
at fortune -telling because it's so
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silly.
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Do you know anyone who would like to
kill you?
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No. Well, then you can see there's...
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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Last night I thought Ricky was going to.
Ricky?
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Yeah. Oh, but he was just kidding.
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I think.
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Hello?
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Oh, Ricky got it. I'd better get him
some coffee.
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Hello, Ricky?
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Yeah, who's this? This is Jerry, your
agent, remember?
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I'm way over in Jersey.
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Listen, I signed up that dog act for
you.
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They're all set for next week.
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Good, good.
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Yeah, now I gotta go see a talking seal.
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Talking seal?
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Does he do an act?
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Hey, listen, I want to give you the dope
on the dogs.
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And you have to get it to the publicity
department this morning. Or they'll
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never get it out on time.
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Okay, Gary, wait a minute, will you?
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All right. Wait a minute.
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they want to be billed. Oh, and listen
while I think of it. You know, your
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budget can't afford all those dogs and a
girl singer.
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Now, what are you going to do about
Marilyn?
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Oh, I didn't tell you, huh?
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Well, I've been wondering what to do
about her for a long time.
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I finally made up my mind.
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I'm going to get rid of her.
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Yeah, she's been with me a long time,
Jerry, and that's the trouble.
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She's been with me too long.
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I'll get another one and she'll be just
as good.
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Maybe even better.
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Yeah, well, I guess you're right. A girl
singer isn't the most important thing
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in the world.
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Oh, before I forget, did you pick up
that trick gadget for the Western
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The gun?
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down to the club, so I'll get breakfast
on that.
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Bye. Bye.
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Oh.
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tried to kill me. Really?
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Then I'm a better fortune teller than I
thought.
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What am I saying?
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What are you talking about?
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I overheard him on the phone. He's been
planning this a long time and he finally
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decided to do it. Last night was just a
dress rehearsal. Oh, no, Lucy, you must
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have misunderstood him. No, I didn't. He
took a shot at me already, but he
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missed.
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Was that the noise I heard just now?
Yeah, he bought a gun especially for it.
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Let's see if it's in that desk.
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Ricky wrote something while he was
talking on the phone and he blotted it
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this blotter. Where are you going?
Mirror.
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Mirror? Yes. Oh, so you can read it.
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My, you're clever.
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I don't read mystery books for nothing.
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Helen, Anne, Mary.
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What does it mean?
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I'm not even cold yet and Ricky's lining
up girls to take my...
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I thought it was Ricky.
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Well, what are you going to do? Just
stay here and wait for him to shoot you?
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Oh, I thought maybe I could talk to him,
make him change his mind. Are you
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crazy? I still love him, Ethel. Well,
all I've got to say is, Lucy, you're
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awfully brave. Oh, I'm not brave at all.
I'm scared to death. Every time I think
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about it, I get a sinking feeling right
here.
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You get a sinking feeling where?
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Here.
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in case he shoots me in the back. I got
it all figured out, Ethel. I'm going to
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stand right up to him. And when he comes
in that door, I'm going to say, okay,
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Ricky, okay.
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What seems to be the trouble between us?
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You can't do this to me. You're my best
friend. I know I'm your best friend.
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That's why I can't stand to see you
riddled with bullets.
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Go ahead, shoot.
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Shoot who?
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Me. Don't talk silly.
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Oh, you're getting smart, huh?
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Guns make noise. The neighbors might
hear.
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But... You're going to strangle me.
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I'm not going to shoot you and I'm not
going to strangle you.
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Well, fortunately, I'm too big for the
garbage disposal.
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Lucy, for goodness...
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place and told me to hurry up here right
away. What's the matter? Don't ask me,
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Fred. Lucy's acting crazy.
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Crazy for Lucy or crazy for ordinary
people?
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Crazy for anybody.
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She seems to have some idea that I'm
going to kill her. That doesn't mean
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anything.
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Sooner or later, every married woman
decides that her husband wants to kill
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She's usually right.
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Please, this is no time for jokes. She's
really upset. I've never seen her act
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this way before.
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Look, I've got to go to the club. I've
got a big rehearsal over there. I don't
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want to leave her alone here tonight.
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There's only one thing you can do. The
same thing I do with Ethel when she gets
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upset. What's that?
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Slip her a Mickey.
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A Mickey?
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Well, not really a Mickey,
unfortunately.
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Just a mild Saturday.
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Here, I've got one. Here, wait.
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I'd sew it back on my pants.
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Here. Here it is.
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Here's the sedative.
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Oh, great.
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If she thinks I'm going to kill her, you
don't think she'll take this, do you?
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Just drop that in a glass of soda water
and she'll never know the difference.
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Well, it's not a bad idea, but I don't
know. Now, that'll put her to sleep for
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the rest of the night.
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You go on down to the club.
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I'll look in from time to time and see
that she's all right.
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Well, thanks to me. Well, I hope it
works. Don't you worry about a thing.
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Come on, sweetheart.
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It'll do you good.
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Come on, honey. Come on.
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Well, all right.
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Let's dance.
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Dance? Yeah, I haven't danced in a long
time. Put your glass down here.
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But, honey, there's no music. Oh, who
needs music? You dance divinely.
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biggest spider I've ever seen. Where?
Where? I don't see anything.
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I guess I was mistaken.
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Oh. Well, let's drink.
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Salud. Good night.
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No, wait!
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What was that for?
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I can't do it to you even though you
would do it to me.
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What are you talking about?
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I switch glasses.
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Welcome.
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Gee, that's a powerful sleeping powder.
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Sleeping powder.
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The sleep from which no one returns.
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Honey, come on. You better lie down. Let
me help you lie down.
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Mickey from Ricky.
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This is it, Ethel. You're just in time
to say goodbye.
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Goodbye, Lucy.
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Goodbye.
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How long do you think I've got?
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Not long.
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I've got time. I've got to.
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What are you doing? You know what I'm
doing.
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Honey, don't make a scene.
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Hector, they're wonderful.
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They're really great.
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Particularly Mary and Cynthia.
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Mary and Cynthia?
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wonderful. We were sensational.
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Good night.
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