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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,519 --> 00:00:25,011 Aici ai tot, o familie, o cas�, serviciu... Ai un logodnic ca mine. 2 00:00:25,091 --> 00:00:28,208 - Ce faci la Roma ? - Am nevoie de o schimbare. 3 00:00:28,214 --> 00:00:33,030 E un ora� mare. Acum las�-m�, pierd trenul. 4 00:00:37,318 --> 00:00:41,006 - �i frumuse�ile astea le iei cu tine ? - Ce faci ? 5 00:00:41,036 --> 00:00:45,506 - Nimic, numai un deget. - Nu. A�a nu ! 6 00:00:46,139 --> 00:00:48,737 - Dou� degete, nu. - De ce ? 7 00:00:48,776 --> 00:00:52,717 Pentru c� fluier�. 8 00:01:12,008 --> 00:01:15,502 Cine a fluierat ? 9 00:01:33,772 --> 00:01:37,410 Biletele, v� rog ! 10 00:01:42,637 --> 00:01:45,215 - Biletul, v� rog ! - Nu am. 11 00:01:45,217 --> 00:01:48,251 - Facem unul imediat. - Din p�cate nu am bani. 12 00:01:48,311 --> 00:01:51,619 Da ? La urm�toarea sta�ie cobori. 13 00:01:51,704 --> 00:01:56,032 Fi�i bun, nu m� da�i jos din tren, trebuie s� �mi continui drumul. 14 00:01:59,698 --> 00:02:03,590 Vino cu mine, s� vedem ce putem face. 15 00:02:30,740 --> 00:02:34,959 - L-am convins. - E�ti norocoas�. 16 00:02:35,042 --> 00:02:38,945 Da, dar �i foarte obosit�. 17 00:02:39,608 --> 00:02:42,763 Biletele, v� rog ! 18 00:02:45,256 --> 00:02:48,077 - Mul�umesc ! Dumneavoastr� ? - Nu am. 19 00:02:48,122 --> 00:02:51,558 - Nu am nici bani. - La prima sta�ie trebuie s� cobori. 20 00:02:52,915 --> 00:02:56,354 �tiu, nu m� da�i jos, trebuie s� �mi continui c�l�toria. 21 00:02:56,407 --> 00:02:59,509 - Trebuie s� m� �n�elege�i. - V� �n�eleg, dar regulamentul... 22 00:02:59,678 --> 00:03:02,893 V� rog s� m� ajuta�i. 23 00:03:07,238 --> 00:03:10,790 Se poate g�si o solu�ie... 24 00:03:29,041 --> 00:03:35,156 L-am convins �i pe �sta. E al �aselea pe care l-am convins de c�nd am urcat. 25 00:03:35,209 --> 00:03:38,376 - Nu mai pot. - Trebuie s� mergi departe ? 26 00:03:38,857 --> 00:03:42,515 �n Calabria, dac� m� �ine fundul. 27 00:03:43,248 --> 00:03:47,068 Te las s� te odihne�ti. 28 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:27,523 Vrei s� m�n�nci, dr� ? 29 00:04:33,422 --> 00:04:36,999 Vrei pu�in m�r ? 30 00:04:45,004 --> 00:04:48,450 Pu�in vin ? Nu ! 31 00:04:57,348 --> 00:05:01,363 De sex nici nu se pune problema, nu-i a�a ? 32 00:05:13,724 --> 00:05:18,051 W DE LA FOC� 33 00:05:19,661 --> 00:05:24,643 Traducerea cristiano.ferocci@gmail.com BlackSeaTeam 34 00:07:17,379 --> 00:07:22,001 - A�a e mai bine, doamn�. - Domni�oar�, te rog ! 35 00:07:22,569 --> 00:07:26,407 �n oglind� am v�zut lucruri frumoase, dar nu am reu�it s� v�d fundul. 36 00:07:27,018 --> 00:07:30,355 - S� m� uit mai bine. - Taci �i condu, nesim�itule ! 37 00:08:22,410 --> 00:08:25,948 Ce electrician prost... 38 00:08:26,553 --> 00:08:30,305 - Cum ajung la dr. Patacchiola ? - Ce vrei s� faci la dr. Patacchiola ? 39 00:08:30,403 --> 00:08:34,428 - Sunt noua infirmier�. - Etajul doi. 40 00:08:34,485 --> 00:08:38,390 - Liftul e acolo. - Mul�umesc. 41 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:43,682 Azi nu func�ioneaz�, ai noroc, avem sc�ri. 42 00:08:44,036 --> 00:08:47,677 �n blocul �sta blestemat nu func�ioneaz� nimic. 43 00:08:48,332 --> 00:08:51,845 Ce buc��ic�... 44 00:08:56,680 --> 00:09:00,163 - Cu dr. Patacchiola. - Intra�i. 45 00:09:07,118 --> 00:09:11,735 - Doctore ! A venit o fat�. - Ce bine ! S� se dezbrace. 46 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:14,890 - Eu nu... - Am spus s� te dezbraci. 47 00:09:14,937 --> 00:09:18,374 Ai auzit ? Dezbrac�-te, dac� nu, se sup�r�. 48 00:09:21,435 --> 00:09:25,413 De ce trebuie s� m� dezbrac ? Sunt infirmier�. 49 00:09:25,429 --> 00:09:29,470 Cu mine vorbe�ti ? Am venit s� citesc gazul �i acum fac a treia clism�. 50 00:09:29,522 --> 00:09:32,200 - Dezbr�ca�i-v� �i dvs. - Eu m� simt bine ! 51 00:09:32,210 --> 00:09:33,687 Tocmai de-asta ! 52 00:09:37,893 --> 00:09:42,170 - Cum v� sim�i�i ? - Eu nu m� simt bine, doctore. 53 00:09:43,242 --> 00:09:45,167 Ce v� doare ? 54 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:50,498 C�nd fac dragoste cu nevasta mea, odat� mor de frig, alt�dat� de cald. 55 00:09:50,498 --> 00:09:54,510 Te cred �i eu, dac� o faci odat� de Cr�ciun �i odat� �n august... 56 00:09:54,956 --> 00:09:57,422 - Nu-i a�a doamn� ? - Ce m� sf�tui�i, doctore ? 57 00:09:57,913 --> 00:10:02,116 Ai gre�it camera, la zece metri de aici e un atelier de dezmembr�ri. 58 00:10:03,141 --> 00:10:05,644 Domenica, arunc�-l afar� ! 59 00:10:05,733 --> 00:10:09,161 E o gre�eal�, ea e noua infirmier�. 60 00:10:09,703 --> 00:10:12,968 Bine. Ce bine ar��i ! 61 00:10:14,677 --> 00:10:17,874 - Bine, Madonna ! - Eu sunt Andreea ! 62 00:10:18,438 --> 00:10:21,488 Pentru mine, e�ti Madonna. Vino s� ��i ar�t casa. 63 00:10:21,624 --> 00:10:26,754 - Dar pacien�ii de acolo ? - N-au nevoie de tratament, mor �i singuri. 64 00:10:26,803 --> 00:10:29,846 Vino s� vezi. 65 00:10:33,108 --> 00:10:36,862 Casa �i cabinetul comunic�. E comod. 66 00:10:37,059 --> 00:10:40,853 Tu vei deveni o membr� a familiei noastre. 67 00:10:42,205 --> 00:10:46,153 Asta e buc�t�ria, acolo e salonul. 68 00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:52,925 �sta e holul, asta e camera copiilor. 69 00:10:53,459 --> 00:10:57,146 Aia e camera mea. 70 00:10:59,017 --> 00:11:02,845 Aia de dedesubt e nevast�-mea, iar cel de deasupra sunt eu. 71 00:11:04,579 --> 00:11:08,535 Asta e cealalt� intrare. 72 00:11:14,079 --> 00:11:18,290 Aia e fiica mea. �la care o jumule�te trebuie s� fie unul nou. 73 00:11:18,375 --> 00:11:21,472 Nu �l cunosc. Marisa ! Cine e nemernicul �la ? 74 00:11:22,508 --> 00:11:25,932 Nu �tiu, a urcat cu mine �n lift, dar nu �l cunosc. 75 00:11:25,999 --> 00:11:29,081 Da ? 76 00:11:29,859 --> 00:11:34,332 - Vrei s� �ncetezi ? - Eu nu pot, spune-i tu. 77 00:11:34,387 --> 00:11:37,598 Mama nu vrea s� vorbesc cu necunoscu�i. 78 00:11:38,246 --> 00:11:41,834 Ce faci ? Ne d�m la b�rf� ? 79 00:11:42,894 --> 00:11:46,086 Sunt �i ei copii... 80 00:11:46,135 --> 00:11:49,490 Bun� ziua ! 81 00:11:49,755 --> 00:11:53,528 ��i aminte�ti de scrisoarea care �i-am dat-o s� o duci v�duvei lui Serafini ? 82 00:11:54,417 --> 00:11:56,872 - Da. - I-ai dat-o ? Ce a spus ? 83 00:11:57,302 --> 00:12:00,501 - M-a gonit. - Ce a spus ? 84 00:12:00,564 --> 00:12:04,953 - A spus c� sunte�i un porc. - Asta trebuie s� g�ndeasc� femeile. 85 00:12:04,980 --> 00:12:09,210 Prima dat� spun :" E un porc ! " Apoi se g�ndesc, se g�ndesc... 86 00:12:09,213 --> 00:12:13,086 E un porc... dar s� vedem cum e porcul �sta ! 87 00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:16,244 Iar c�nd vine noaptea... Vin eu �i, �ac... ! 88 00:12:16,707 --> 00:12:20,524 Care �ac ? La v�rsta dumneavoastr� trebuie s� fi�i atent. 89 00:12:20,688 --> 00:12:25,119 Toat� via�a am fost v�nos. S�-�i ar�t cum urc sc�rile. 90 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:28,738 Prive�te ! 91 00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:36,909 - Du-m� la lift. - V-am spus c� sunte�i sl�bit. 92 00:12:37,094 --> 00:12:40,328 Cine �i-a spus c� sunt sl�bit ? 93 00:12:40,410 --> 00:12:43,294 - Cu c�t �mb�tr�nesc, devin mai puternic. - Cum, puternic... ?! 94 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:48,001 La 20 de ani c�nd voiam s� o iau �n m�na �i s� o �ndoi... 95 00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:51,376 ... aveam nevoie de dou� m�ini... �i nu se �ndoia... 96 00:12:52,153 --> 00:12:55,982 Iar acum o �ndoi cu o singur� m�n�, c�teodat� �i cu dou� degete. 97 00:12:56,022 --> 00:12:58,729 - �tii ce �nseamn� asta ? - De unde s� �tiu ? 98 00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:02,953 �nseamn� c� am mai mult� for��, sunt mai puternic. 99 00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:06,435 Intra�i �n lift. 100 00:13:46,839 --> 00:13:49,872 A �nceput partida de fotbal... 101 00:13:56,668 --> 00:14:01,394 - C�te pic�turi ? - Ce pic�turi ? C�nd vede o femeie are emo�ii. 102 00:14:01,851 --> 00:14:07,437 Cred c� e un �nceput de parez� progresiv� pe partea st�ng� a corpului. 103 00:14:08,823 --> 00:14:11,778 Nu te mai sc�rpina, oricum ai �nceput de paralizie. 104 00:14:13,383 --> 00:14:16,925 Dormi, �mpu�itule ! 105 00:14:23,876 --> 00:14:28,001 Bun� ziua, profesore ! Dr. Patacchiola. Sunt tat�l gr�su�ului. 106 00:14:29,012 --> 00:14:33,149 - Cum �i merge copilul meu ? - �i anul acesta �l l�s�m. 107 00:14:33,617 --> 00:14:37,084 �i anul �sta ? Cum, are 18 ani �i �nc� e �n clasa a cincea ? 108 00:14:37,569 --> 00:14:41,816 Ce s� fac, dac� e tare de cap... �l duce�i la medita�ii ? 109 00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:45,970 Am s�-i fac un electro�oc. Am s�-l duc la un specialist neurolog. 110 00:14:46,447 --> 00:14:49,511 E o idee bun�, e un retardat. 111 00:14:50,001 --> 00:14:52,522 Dac� vre�i, v� spun ! E prost ! 112 00:14:53,068 --> 00:14:56,040 E o mo�tenire de la mama lui. Dac� a�a spune�i dvs. 113 00:14:56,376 --> 00:15:00,098 - La revedere. - Derbedeu mic... 114 00:15:00,962 --> 00:15:05,181 Am cheltuit o gr�mad� de bani... 115 00:15:05,813 --> 00:15:09,960 Azi aduce�i voi paletele, data trecut� m-a�i p�c�lit... 116 00:15:10,362 --> 00:15:13,672 Tata... 117 00:15:14,877 --> 00:15:18,826 Azi profesorul mi-a pus �ntreb�ri, iar eu am r�spuns bine. 118 00:15:18,871 --> 00:15:21,956 - Ce te-a �ntrebat ? - Cum m� cheam�. 119 00:15:21,974 --> 00:15:24,681 - I-ai spus fiul cui e�ti ? - De ce, fiul cui sunt ? 120 00:15:24,753 --> 00:15:28,414 E�ti fiul unei curve... Urc� �n ma�in�, asasinule ! 121 00:15:28,908 --> 00:15:31,529 Infractorule ! 122 00:15:31,568 --> 00:15:35,634 Vre�i s�-mi explica�i ce probleme ave�i cu vederea ? 123 00:15:38,610 --> 00:15:42,987 - Ce face�i ? - S� v� explic mai bine. 124 00:15:43,223 --> 00:15:47,439 - Nu e nevoie, e vorba de ochi. - E nevoie... 125 00:15:50,872 --> 00:15:54,797 E foarte mare nevoie... 126 00:16:09,454 --> 00:16:13,369 C�nd ajung �n punctul �sta nu mai v�d, intru �n cea�� ! 127 00:16:22,305 --> 00:16:27,808 - Ce s-a �nt�mplat ? - S-a dezumflat o roat�. 128 00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:33,852 Iar tu r�zi, derbedeule... Vezi dac� e vreo pomp� �n portbagaj. 129 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:38,869 Ce ghinion ! 130 00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:43,849 - Nando, nu sunt gravid�. - Cum nu e�ti gravid� ? 131 00:16:44,012 --> 00:16:47,586 - E numai aer. - Aer ? 132 00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:51,693 Ginecologul a spus c� m-am umflat din cauza aerului. 133 00:16:53,066 --> 00:16:57,053 - Tu ai umflat-o a�a pe femeia aceia ? - Da. 134 00:16:57,097 --> 00:17:01,937 E�ti amabil s�-mi umfli cauciucul ? Bine�n�eles, te pl�tesc. 135 00:17:06,042 --> 00:17:09,180 - Du-te... - Nu e suficient ? 136 00:17:17,523 --> 00:17:21,856 - Pentru mine, Domenica e o sf�nt�. - S� nu exager�m, e o fat� formidabil�. 137 00:17:21,942 --> 00:17:25,665 - P�n� la sf�nt�... ! - Tata are dreptate. 138 00:17:26,114 --> 00:17:30,629 E o sf�nt�. Ieri era dezbr�cat� �n cabinet �i striga : 139 00:17:30,722 --> 00:17:33,778 Doamne, Doamne, vin acum ! 140 00:17:33,850 --> 00:17:37,123 Dac� nu o �inea tata de fund, aia zbura �n ceruri. 141 00:17:37,595 --> 00:17:41,336 - Taci ! - De ce love�ti copilul ? E nevinovat. 142 00:17:41,389 --> 00:17:45,985 �tiu bine c� e�ti un maniac sexual. Te-ai f�cut doctor numai s� dezbraci femeile. 143 00:17:46,079 --> 00:17:51,869 - Cu tot respectul ! Sunt doctor. - Nu, nu e�ti doctor. Pari ! 144 00:17:52,039 --> 00:17:55,502 Sunt un doctor. 145 00:17:56,070 --> 00:17:59,304 Vino cu mama ! 146 00:17:59,726 --> 00:18:04,649 - Ar trebui ars de viu. - Vino cu mama, numai ea te iube�te. 147 00:18:05,395 --> 00:18:08,056 Ce l-ai v�zut f�c�nd pe tata ? 148 00:18:08,057 --> 00:18:12,632 Ieri a venit o doamn� la cabinet �i i-a ridicat fusta pe la spate... 149 00:18:13,443 --> 00:18:17,439 - �i apoi ? - A f�cut ce faci tu cu avocatul. 150 00:18:17,832 --> 00:18:21,908 Tu vrei s� profi�i de to�i cei care vin aici... ! 151 00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:30,155 Ea e Andrea, noua infirmier�. Du-te la so�ul meu. 152 00:18:35,391 --> 00:18:38,891 E dr�gu��. E chiar prea mult, nu crezi ? 153 00:18:38,944 --> 00:18:41,895 Dr�gu�� �i provocatoare. Nu �i-e fric� pentru so�ul t�u ? 154 00:18:42,293 --> 00:18:46,151 De ce ? So�ul meu e nebun dup� mine. 155 00:18:46,662 --> 00:18:50,087 Nu v� spun ce face c�nd suntem �n pat. 156 00:18:50,097 --> 00:18:54,815 E dezl�n�uit, un adev�rat vulcan. 157 00:18:55,331 --> 00:18:59,053 Un foc, un cal s�lbatic. 158 00:19:35,438 --> 00:19:40,694 A sosit acest pache�el pentru dumneavoastr�. E din Hong Kong. 159 00:19:41,076 --> 00:19:44,703 �l a�teptam. Du-te s� vezi ce fac bolnavii. 160 00:19:45,776 --> 00:19:48,804 �l a�teptam de mult timp. 161 00:19:48,871 --> 00:19:52,790 Pilula miraculoas� a for�ei masculine. 162 00:19:52,869 --> 00:19:56,196 Chinezii �tia sunt fantastici. 163 00:19:56,283 --> 00:20:00,821 S� test�m una. 164 00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:16,717 Ce se �nt�mpl� ? 165 00:20:16,827 --> 00:20:21,006 Cum se face ca s� revin� la normal ? 166 00:20:22,844 --> 00:20:25,460 E deajuns s� fluieri. 167 00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:35,390 S� trecem la practic�. Andreea.... 168 00:20:35,406 --> 00:20:38,582 S� vezi ce ��i fac c�nd pun m�na pe tine... 169 00:20:38,606 --> 00:20:43,682 Chinezii �tia sunt cam zg�rci�i. Dou� pastile jum�tate de milion... 170 00:20:55,432 --> 00:20:59,577 Andrea ! Andreeucia... Vino pu�in ! 171 00:21:01,736 --> 00:21:05,795 - M-a�i chemat ? - Prive�te dedesubt ! 172 00:21:11,828 --> 00:21:15,476 Cine �i-a dat voie s� fluieri ? Cheam� primul bolnav ! 173 00:21:17,266 --> 00:21:21,178 M-a costat jum�tate de milion... 174 00:21:22,046 --> 00:21:25,096 Intra�i, v� rog ! 175 00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:28,017 - Bun� ziua ! - Ce vrei ? 176 00:21:28,089 --> 00:21:33,997 Nu �tiu ce s� mai fac. Sunt exasperat. 177 00:21:34,131 --> 00:21:37,207 18 copii, �n 18 ani de c�s�torie. 178 00:21:37,939 --> 00:21:42,723 Acum �mi amintesc cine e�ti. Anul trecut �i-am scos ambele testicule. 179 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:48,838 Da. Mi-a�i spus c� pot avea raporturi cu nevasta mea f�r� nici un pericol. 180 00:21:49,581 --> 00:21:53,115 - Bine�n�eles ! - Pe dracu' ! E din nou gravid�. 181 00:21:53,899 --> 00:21:57,453 - E nevoie de un fier�str�u. - Un fier�str�u ? 182 00:21:57,542 --> 00:22:01,053 Andreea ! Fier�str�u ! 183 00:22:01,825 --> 00:22:06,064 Ce face�i, doctore ? Vre�i s� mi-o t�ia�i ? 184 00:22:06,339 --> 00:22:11,474 Ce ai �n�eles ? Vreau s� ��i tai sutele de coarne care le ai pe cap. 185 00:22:18,536 --> 00:22:23,119 Acum Andreea doarme aici, tu unde dormi, �n camera mea ? 186 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:26,658 Doamna a spus c� voi dormi �n camera copilului. 187 00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:29,867 Ca s� vezi... 188 00:22:30,189 --> 00:22:34,322 Asta mai lipsea ! A�a a spus doamna... 189 00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:44,770 Vino aici, Domenica. E o or� bun� s� �l treze�ti pe blegul de fiu-meu. 190 00:22:45,431 --> 00:22:50,088 - Paoletto e un copil. - Are 18 ani �i e un prost. 191 00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:53,465 - Asta e pentru deranj. - Ce deranj ? 192 00:22:54,198 --> 00:22:57,414 �i faci �i tu o trebu�oar� bun�... 193 00:22:57,465 --> 00:23:01,171 Tu �tii mai bine ce ai de f�cut. Du-te ! 194 00:23:01,194 --> 00:23:04,455 Poate c� e prea t�rziu... 195 00:23:04,815 --> 00:23:08,667 �i-am adus laptele. 196 00:23:32,999 --> 00:23:36,677 De ce nu ne juc�m pu�in de-a so�ul �i so�ia ? 197 00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:40,907 Ce vrei s� spui ? Trebuie s� facem la fel ca mama �i cu tata ? 198 00:23:40,948 --> 00:23:44,969 - Da. - �tiu. Am v�zut pe gaura cheii. 199 00:23:45,714 --> 00:23:49,230 �mi place. Tu faci pe mama, iar eu pe tata. Bine ? 200 00:23:49,945 --> 00:23:53,295 Noapte bun�. 201 00:24:00,923 --> 00:24:03,954 Ce de farfurii... 202 00:24:04,012 --> 00:24:07,496 E vina ta. Domenica era servitoare, iar tu ai promovat-o asistent�. 203 00:24:07,584 --> 00:24:10,628 E o s�pt�m�n� de c�nd nu a mai trecut prin buc�t�rie. 204 00:24:10,645 --> 00:24:14,161 Cine le spal� ? 205 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:17,952 - Andreea ! Draga mea... - Da. 206 00:24:18,336 --> 00:24:22,591 Dac� e�ti dr�gu�� �i ai cinci minute... 207 00:24:22,645 --> 00:24:25,847 Am o durere de cap... Pot s� m� duc s� m� culc ? 208 00:24:26,267 --> 00:24:29,291 - Bine. - Mul�umesc. 209 00:24:30,174 --> 00:24:33,797 Nu puteai s� r�m�i �n Germania ? Cum vorbe�ti, gre�e�ti. 210 00:24:34,314 --> 00:24:37,322 - Vreau s� v�d cine va sp�la farfuriile. - Mama ! M� c�utai ? 211 00:24:37,788 --> 00:24:41,308 N-o l�sa s� ating� ceva. Sparge tot. Cine a mai r�mas ? 212 00:24:41,357 --> 00:24:45,489 - Ar fi bunicul. - Bunicul e potrivit pentru asta. 213 00:24:46,587 --> 00:24:51,646 Eu nu m� v�d f�c�nd asta. Sunt pensionar, am artrit�. 214 00:24:51,650 --> 00:24:53,781 Nu sp�l farfuriile. 215 00:24:53,852 --> 00:24:57,047 - Cine va sp�la farfuriile ? - Facem ca data trecut�. 216 00:24:57,153 --> 00:25:00,738 Le spal� cine vorbe�te primul. 217 00:25:22,945 --> 00:25:26,279 Bun� seara, sunt un prieten al Marisei. Am venit pentru... 218 00:25:36,463 --> 00:25:39,682 Bun�, Marisa. Am venit s� mai p�l�vr�gim. 219 00:25:40,666 --> 00:25:44,209 Ce se �nt�mpl� ? A murit cineva. 220 00:28:16,746 --> 00:28:21,253 - Ave�i pu�in lubrifiant ? - Nu, dac� e a�a, eu voi sp�la farfuriile. 221 00:28:21,348 --> 00:28:25,137 Trebuie s� sp�l farfuriile, altfel se vor sup�ra am�ndou�. 222 00:28:57,971 --> 00:29:01,004 S� te ia dracu' ! 223 00:29:32,596 --> 00:29:35,935 Miroase a ars. 224 00:29:38,646 --> 00:29:42,885 Cum ai putut s� faci un fiu a�a de t�mpit ? 225 00:29:42,931 --> 00:29:46,688 Tot timpul te superi pe sufletul �la nevinovat. 226 00:29:46,781 --> 00:29:50,194 Suflet nevinovat ?! Suflet blestemat. 227 00:29:50,195 --> 00:29:54,406 Nici m�car nu a v�zut o femeie. Poate e jumate homo. 228 00:29:54,484 --> 00:29:59,621 - E doar un copil. - Are 18 ani �i face astfel de glume ! 229 00:29:59,627 --> 00:30:03,218 - Ajutor ! - Bunicu'... 230 00:30:03,263 --> 00:30:06,200 Din nou ? 231 00:30:06,272 --> 00:30:10,323 - Ce s-a �nt�mplat ? - Bunicule ! �i-e r�u ? 232 00:30:13,128 --> 00:30:17,893 Vreau s� �tiu cine e fiul de curv� care a pus piper pe h�rtia igienic�. 233 00:30:18,524 --> 00:30:22,220 Alo ! Da, eu sunt. Ce ? 234 00:30:23,393 --> 00:30:28,049 Am c�tigat premiul �nt�i ? E fantastic. 235 00:30:28,670 --> 00:30:32,988 Mi-o trimite�i acas� ? Mul�umesc. 236 00:30:36,174 --> 00:30:40,001 - Am c�tigat premiul �nt�i. - Despre ce e vorba ? 237 00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:44,388 Un concurs fotografic. Am c�tigat o blan� de foc�. 238 00:30:44,806 --> 00:30:47,866 Felicit�ri. 239 00:30:48,301 --> 00:30:51,573 Eu ies. Dac� sun� cineva s� deschizi, nu e nimeni acas�. 240 00:31:08,111 --> 00:31:12,369 - Nu e nimeni. - Nu putem s� o ducem �napoi. Insist�. 241 00:31:28,748 --> 00:31:31,766 - Ce vezi ? - Un copil cu p�rul cre�. 242 00:31:32,595 --> 00:31:36,766 - Hei, cre�ule ! Usuc�-�i p�rul �i cheam-o pe mama. - Un moment. 243 00:31:37,106 --> 00:31:41,385 Deschid imediat. 244 00:31:44,102 --> 00:31:48,008 Face�i loc ! 245 00:31:49,707 --> 00:31:55,158 - Ce e asta ? - E blana mea. 246 00:31:55,195 --> 00:32:00,237 - Dar �n�untru e o foc� ! - Nu mi-au spus. E o surpriz�. 247 00:32:00,266 --> 00:32:04,458 - E dr�gu��, nu-i a�a ? - Da, e foarte frumoas�. 248 00:32:07,488 --> 00:32:11,580 - Ce vrei s� faci cu ea ? - S� o �in. E frumoas�, nu-i a�a ? 249 00:32:11,646 --> 00:32:16,392 - Aici �n cas� ? - Da. 250 00:32:18,041 --> 00:32:22,193 - Vino aici, Enriqueta ! - Cump�r�turile mele... 251 00:32:24,617 --> 00:32:27,750 Bun� ziua. 252 00:32:28,217 --> 00:32:31,102 - Dr. Patacchiola. - Etajul doi. 253 00:32:31,193 --> 00:32:34,425 Ce faci ? 254 00:32:38,783 --> 00:32:42,656 Enriqueta ! 255 00:32:43,118 --> 00:32:46,470 Pot s� ��i spun Enriqueta ? 256 00:32:47,494 --> 00:32:50,954 Nu mu�c�. 257 00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:55,381 ��i place la Roma ? Acum o s� cump�r�m lapte. 258 00:33:02,618 --> 00:33:06,289 Ce fund... Mi-ai dat o palm� ?! 259 00:33:06,459 --> 00:33:09,755 �ine pu�in pungile. 260 00:33:10,444 --> 00:33:14,187 Suntem chit. 261 00:33:16,814 --> 00:33:21,064 Ai v�zut cum alearg� ? �ntr-o zi vom veni �i noi s� alerg�m prin parc. 262 00:33:23,032 --> 00:33:26,683 Preferi s� �no�i ? Te duc la mare. 263 00:33:32,485 --> 00:33:36,350 - Ai v�zut ce foc� ? - Domnu' s� o binecuv�nteze ! 264 00:33:47,397 --> 00:33:51,009 - Mi-au furat bicicleta. - Unde ai l�sat-o ? 265 00:33:51,019 --> 00:33:54,654 L�ng� copac. O �ineam �n bra�e pe prietena mea �i cineva mi-a furat-o. 266 00:33:55,016 --> 00:33:58,771 Mergi la poli�ie �i faci o reclama�ie, dar mai �nt�i �nchide nasturii. 267 00:33:59,452 --> 00:34:03,246 - Doamne, mi-au furat �i prietena. - Bine. Bun� ziua. 268 00:34:03,584 --> 00:34:06,876 Nu mai �n�eleg nimic. 269 00:34:15,837 --> 00:34:19,097 A�i v�zut cum i-au furat fata de sub el ? 270 00:34:19,494 --> 00:34:22,700 Chiar c� nu mai �n�eleg nimic. 271 00:34:26,085 --> 00:34:29,868 Bun� ziua, dr� ! A�i ie�it cu bebelu�ul la plimbare ? 272 00:34:30,515 --> 00:34:33,937 - Pot s�-i dau o caramea ? - M�n�nc� numai pe�te crud. 273 00:34:37,888 --> 00:34:40,873 Pare fiul unuia de la televiziune. 274 00:34:42,655 --> 00:34:46,153 Nu mai �n�eleg nimic. 275 00:34:57,803 --> 00:35:00,970 - Bun� ziua. - Care zi bun� ? 276 00:35:02,177 --> 00:35:05,553 - Ce zi bun� ! Ce dori�i ? - Lapte. 277 00:35:05,626 --> 00:35:09,154 - Ce fel de lapte ? - Pentru foca mea. 278 00:35:09,199 --> 00:35:12,397 - Pentru foc� ? - Da. �i face bine la p�r. 279 00:35:12,471 --> 00:35:15,153 Bine�n�eles. E plin� de via��. 280 00:35:15,776 --> 00:35:18,131 Cam c�t am nevoie ? 281 00:35:18,135 --> 00:35:22,573 Nu �tiu. Unde �l pui, �n cad� sau �n bideu ? 282 00:35:22,817 --> 00:35:26,145 Ce ai �n�eles ? �i dau cu biberonul. 283 00:35:27,492 --> 00:35:30,143 Cu biberonul ? 284 00:35:30,679 --> 00:35:34,127 Dac� �mi spui cum faci, ��i dau laptele pe gratis. 285 00:35:34,143 --> 00:35:37,458 - Dac� vrei, vino s� vezi. - Vin imediat. 286 00:35:42,293 --> 00:35:45,518 E acolo. 287 00:35:45,831 --> 00:35:48,955 - E o foc� adev�rat� ! - Desigur. Dar ce ai �n�eles ? 288 00:35:49,215 --> 00:35:52,919 C��iva litri sunt deajuns. 289 00:35:55,009 --> 00:35:58,241 - Mul�umesc. C�t cost� ? - Nimic. �i-am spus c� �i-l dau gratis. 290 00:35:58,697 --> 00:36:01,983 La revedere. 291 00:36:05,039 --> 00:36:08,071 Bun� ziua. 292 00:36:11,646 --> 00:36:14,770 Uite-te la ei ! 293 00:36:14,866 --> 00:36:18,419 Parc� sunt ni�te ��n�ari. 294 00:36:29,998 --> 00:36:33,520 Pleac�, �mpu�itule ! 295 00:36:34,203 --> 00:36:37,292 O foc� �n cas� ? Am �nnebunit cu to�ii ? 296 00:36:37,813 --> 00:36:40,469 Dac� nu o la�i cu foca, pleac�. Am �n�eles imediat. 297 00:36:41,049 --> 00:36:45,083 Tu ce vei face ? E un ajutor �i pentru mine. G�te�te, calc�... 298 00:36:45,426 --> 00:36:47,459 - Foca ? - Nu, Andreea. 299 00:36:47,888 --> 00:36:51,296 E binevoitoare. Trebuie s� �nchidem un ochi. 300 00:36:51,737 --> 00:36:54,581 Bine. Acum pleac�, am de lucru. 301 00:36:55,051 --> 00:36:58,626 Urm�torul ! 302 00:37:00,292 --> 00:37:04,269 Sunt disperat�. Fiul meu are ulcer duodenal. 303 00:37:04,717 --> 00:37:10,194 Dup� ce m�n�nc�, vomit� �i are v�nturi. De dou� zile nu a f�cut pipi. 304 00:37:10,831 --> 00:37:13,897 Cine e ? Fiul lui Frankenstein ? 305 00:37:13,954 --> 00:37:17,372 Consult�-l tu, Andreea. Mai faci pu�in� practic�. 306 00:37:19,326 --> 00:37:21,049 Vino ! 307 00:37:21,901 --> 00:37:24,932 - E fiul dvs ? - Da. 308 00:37:24,994 --> 00:37:27,452 - Tat�l lui tr�ie�te ? - Da. 309 00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:30,718 Lucreaz� cu mercur ? 310 00:37:33,154 --> 00:37:35,387 - Doctore ! - Ce e ? 311 00:37:35,421 --> 00:37:40,434 �n loc de pu��, are un dop cu o piuli��. 312 00:37:40,842 --> 00:37:44,079 Da ? 313 00:37:45,035 --> 00:37:48,115 De�urubeaz� piuli�a ! 314 00:37:48,123 --> 00:37:52,912 - O s� �l doar� ? - Nu, e doar o piuli�� inghinal�... 315 00:37:53,468 --> 00:37:56,453 ... care �i �mpiedic� mi�c�rile peristaltice �i urinarea. 316 00:37:56,532 --> 00:37:59,807 - O nimica toat�. - Ce se �nt�mpl� ? 317 00:37:59,829 --> 00:38:04,050 I-am de�urubat piuli�a. I-au c�zut bilu�ele. 318 00:38:04,104 --> 00:38:07,208 Ia bilu�ele �i d�-l afar�. 319 00:38:07,287 --> 00:38:11,570 Ave�i �ncredere �n mine, fiul dvs. e terminat, nu se mai poate face nimic. 320 00:38:13,088 --> 00:38:16,562 Arunca�i-l �i face�i altul. 321 00:38:16,577 --> 00:38:19,919 - Am s� �l fac cu dvs. - Cu cine ? 322 00:38:19,962 --> 00:38:24,114 - Dvs sunte�i persoana potrivit�. - Voi sunte�i familia Adams ? 323 00:38:25,114 --> 00:38:29,595 V� dau un sfat, jos e un congres despre mon�tri... 324 00:38:29,659 --> 00:38:32,850 ... �i �nt�lniri de gradul trei. Merge�i acolo. 325 00:38:32,901 --> 00:38:38,004 Dac� nu aveam asistenta subdezvolta�ilor... 326 00:38:38,064 --> 00:38:42,128 Apropo de subdezvolta�i ! Ieri am fost �n tab�ra nord-africanilor. 327 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:47,311 Am cunoscut un b�iat simpatic. Un adev�rat subdezvoltat. 328 00:38:47,361 --> 00:38:51,291 28 de centimetri. 329 00:38:51,892 --> 00:38:55,131 - �l cunosc, e Ali. - De unde �tii ? 330 00:38:55,621 --> 00:38:59,057 �n tab�ra aia numai unul are 28 cm. To�i ceilal�i au 31. 331 00:39:00,238 --> 00:39:04,369 Vede�i ce fat� frumoas� ! E s�n�toas� �i puternic�, mut� din na�tere. 332 00:39:04,390 --> 00:39:07,420 - Nimeni nu a reu�it s� o vindece. - E un fruct frumos. 333 00:39:07,923 --> 00:39:11,315 Fi�i lini�tit�, am o metod� special� pentru surdo-mu�i. 334 00:39:11,594 --> 00:39:16,295 Dezbr�ca�i-o ! 335 00:39:24,691 --> 00:39:26,958 Sunte�i sigur c� o ve�i vindeca ? 336 00:39:27,027 --> 00:39:30,652 Fi�i lini�tit�, �ntr-o lun� fiica dvs. va vorbi germana �i francez�. 337 00:39:31,043 --> 00:39:34,139 - Merge�i afar�. - Eu sunt mama, doctore. 338 00:39:34,179 --> 00:39:37,218 Andreea, du-o afar� pe doamna. 339 00:39:38,666 --> 00:39:41,693 - Chiar... - Nu v� face�i griji. 340 00:39:41,714 --> 00:39:45,532 Ie�i�i ! O s� fie bine... 341 00:40:14,614 --> 00:40:17,673 - Cum o vindec� ? - V-am spus s� nu v� face�i griji. 342 00:40:17,741 --> 00:40:21,176 Doctorul �i cunoa�te meseria. 343 00:40:21,511 --> 00:40:24,618 Fi�i calm� ! 344 00:40:25,134 --> 00:40:30,039 A�i auzit cum a spus litera A ? M�ine o aduce�i s� o �nv�� litera B ! 345 00:40:34,025 --> 00:40:36,656 De ce ai degetele a�a dep�rtate ? 346 00:40:36,713 --> 00:40:40,199 C�nd eram mic�, �mi pl�cea s� merg prin mu�chii de p�dure. 347 00:40:40,272 --> 00:40:44,926 St�team tot timpul cu picioarele pe mu�chi �i mi s-au dep�rtat degetele. 348 00:40:44,948 --> 00:40:46,831 - Vino cu mine ! - Unde m� duci ? 349 00:40:46,839 --> 00:40:49,393 Vino, nu ��i face griji. 350 00:41:02,684 --> 00:41:06,631 C�nd erai mic�, ai c�zut pe mu�chi de p�dure cu fundul ? 351 00:41:07,275 --> 00:41:11,512 Alo ! Sunt Andreea. Cine e ? 352 00:41:11,569 --> 00:41:14,939 Nu-mi mai recuno�ti vocea ? Sunt eu, iubirea ta. 353 00:41:15,610 --> 00:41:19,444 - Sunt Michele, sunt la Roma. - Michele !? Ce faci la Roma ? 354 00:41:19,504 --> 00:41:23,530 Am venit pentru tine. Vreau s� te mai str�ng �n bra�e. 355 00:41:24,682 --> 00:41:28,501 - C�nd ne vedem ? - Nu �tiu, trebuie s� termin lucrul. 356 00:41:28,641 --> 00:41:32,525 - Unde vrei s� ne �nt�lnim ? - �tiu eu un loc lini�tit. 357 00:41:33,281 --> 00:41:36,356 E un loc deosebit �i intim. 358 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,197 Luiza ! Te-am rugat s� faci cur��enie �i aici. 359 00:41:39,591 --> 00:41:44,703 E plin de praf, vino s� faci cur��enie. 360 00:41:48,269 --> 00:41:52,646 �ncepe de aici, e mai murdar. 361 00:41:55,968 --> 00:41:58,496 Dle. Mario, nu mai facem cur��enie ? 362 00:41:59,020 --> 00:42:03,172 - Tot timpul te doresc... - Vin clien�ii, am treab�. 363 00:42:03,256 --> 00:42:06,191 E o or� moart�, nu vine nimeni. 364 00:42:06,244 --> 00:42:09,308 Taci ! 365 00:42:11,339 --> 00:42:15,120 - Ce e aici ? - E un loc lini�tit, retras... 366 00:42:15,694 --> 00:42:20,385 Eu am numai cecuri... poate ai ni�te bani... 367 00:42:20,755 --> 00:42:24,432 Ciudat, nu e nimeni. A�teapt�-m� aici. 368 00:42:31,258 --> 00:42:35,776 Vino cu mine, �sta e un loc lini�tit. Aici nu vine nimeni. 369 00:42:38,589 --> 00:42:41,595 - Mario ! - Da. Cine e ? 370 00:42:41,634 --> 00:42:45,096 Dvs era�i ? Camera obi�nuit� ? 371 00:42:45,186 --> 00:42:47,353 - 327 ? - Da. 372 00:42:47,448 --> 00:42:51,392 - Firma noastr� v� ureaz� distrac�ie pl�cut�. - Mul�umim. 373 00:43:02,105 --> 00:43:05,916 Andreea ! De ce te-ai ascuns ? 374 00:43:05,998 --> 00:43:09,354 Cea care a trecut e nevasta doctorului unde lucrez, nu voiam s� m� vad�. 375 00:43:09,398 --> 00:43:12,763 Pericolul a trecut, s� mergem sus. 376 00:43:13,294 --> 00:43:16,701 Nu e nimeni la recep�ie. 377 00:43:17,075 --> 00:43:20,133 Nu vorbi. 378 00:43:20,157 --> 00:43:23,665 - E�ti sigur� c� �sta e locul ? - Termin�. S� mergem. 379 00:43:27,193 --> 00:43:29,405 - Mario ! - Ordona�i ! 380 00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:33,761 Dvs era�i ! V� rog s� fi�i discre�i. 381 00:43:33,780 --> 00:43:37,480 - F�r� �ipete. - Nu-�i face griji. 382 00:43:37,509 --> 00:43:40,566 - Sunte�i pentru prima dat�... ? - Sunt cu doamna. 383 00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:43,465 Condolean�e ! 384 00:43:43,951 --> 00:43:48,075 - De ce mi-a spus condolean�e ? - Un bun venit din partea casei. 385 00:43:48,573 --> 00:43:51,746 S� mergem. De ce e�ti �ngrijorat ? 386 00:43:52,539 --> 00:43:55,713 - Ciudatule. - A murit vreunul pe aici ? 387 00:43:55,807 --> 00:43:59,191 E un comic, �i place s� glumeasc� tot timpul. 388 00:43:59,955 --> 00:44:03,413 Cel care a trecut acum e doctorul unde lucrez. 389 00:44:03,997 --> 00:44:07,407 - Nu puteam s� fiu v�zut�. - Sper c� au trecut toate pericolele. 390 00:44:07,698 --> 00:44:10,712 Recep�ioner ! 391 00:44:10,948 --> 00:44:14,040 - Se nume�te Mario. - Mario. 392 00:44:14,597 --> 00:44:18,171 Da, eu sunt. M� scuza�i un moment. 393 00:44:19,206 --> 00:44:22,327 - Alo. Recep�ia ? - Dori�i ceva ? 394 00:44:22,333 --> 00:44:25,474 Am o problem�. 395 00:44:25,867 --> 00:44:30,794 Cum ? Nu intr� ? V� dau un sfat. 396 00:44:31,662 --> 00:44:35,185 Dizolva�i pu�in s�pun �ntr-un bol de ap� cald�. 397 00:44:35,874 --> 00:44:39,747 Apoi �l lua�i �n m�n�... �l b�ga�i �n bol. 398 00:44:40,305 --> 00:44:44,110 �l l�sa�i c�teva minute... Mult succes ! 399 00:44:45,966 --> 00:44:48,388 Scuza�i ! Vin imediat. 400 00:44:50,107 --> 00:44:53,433 E un hotel dr�gu�. E specializat �n... ? 401 00:44:55,915 --> 00:44:58,196 Unde te duci, draga mea ? 402 00:44:58,248 --> 00:45:01,120 M� duc la baie, m� preg�tesc �i vin imediat. 403 00:45:01,158 --> 00:45:04,851 Gr�be�te-te draga mea, m� simt ca o oal� sub presiune. 404 00:45:10,707 --> 00:45:14,627 E�ti preg�tit�, draga mea ? 405 00:45:15,512 --> 00:45:20,398 Pu�in� r�bdare, dragul meu. Imediat te voi face s� suferi. 406 00:45:21,736 --> 00:45:24,978 Te voi face s� �nnebune�ti. 407 00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:42,513 - Draga mea... - Da. 408 00:45:42,547 --> 00:45:46,698 �n dulap sunt, cu�ite, s�bii, lan�uri... La ce folosesc ? 409 00:45:46,758 --> 00:45:50,821 Folosesc.... ! 410 00:45:54,974 --> 00:46:00,222 M� scuza�i ! Alo ! Da, recep�ia. 411 00:46:01,713 --> 00:46:07,007 Spune�i. �nc� nu intr� ? A�i �ncercat cu s�pun �i ap� cald� ? 412 00:46:07,685 --> 00:46:10,758 Da, nu intr� �n bol. 413 00:46:11,125 --> 00:46:14,672 Trimite�i-l jos, vom g�si un recipient mai potrivit. 414 00:46:16,064 --> 00:46:19,301 Vrem o matrimonial�. 415 00:46:19,383 --> 00:46:23,189 - Da. Fi�i aten�i ! - Mul�umim. �n sf�r�it... 416 00:46:25,209 --> 00:46:28,029 Ce e aici ? 417 00:46:28,732 --> 00:46:32,463 Unde am ajuns ? 418 00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:36,106 Eu o �terg de aici. E un hotel de nebuni. 419 00:46:36,188 --> 00:46:39,218 - Am venit. �ncepem cu o biciuial� bun� ? - Pe cine ? 420 00:46:39,249 --> 00:46:42,630 Facem o tibetan� ? Patent, cle�te, chei... ! 421 00:46:42,765 --> 00:46:45,843 Ce tibetan� ? Am venit s� fac o matrician� ! 422 00:46:46,054 --> 00:46:49,252 Am �n�eles, nu e�ti tipul care apreciaz� anumite fine�uri. 423 00:46:49,306 --> 00:46:52,322 E�ti un tip vulgar. �tii ce ��i spun ? 424 00:46:52,384 --> 00:46:57,056 Mergi la camera cealalt�, e o doamn� care vine �n fiecare zi, �i �i-o trage cu to�i. 425 00:46:57,242 --> 00:47:00,493 - Pot s� merg la ea ? - Nu refuz� pe nimeni. 426 00:47:00,803 --> 00:47:04,505 - Du-te ! - Ciao, sado-masochist� mic� ! 427 00:47:11,930 --> 00:47:15,437 Asta biciuie�te, asta spune c� nu refuz� pe nimeni... 428 00:47:15,496 --> 00:47:18,841 S� intr�m ! 429 00:47:23,837 --> 00:47:27,758 Face du�, e preg�tit�... 430 00:47:31,825 --> 00:47:35,526 Ce p�tu� frumos... 431 00:47:35,755 --> 00:47:40,351 Simt cum �mi cre�te tensiunea... 432 00:47:40,547 --> 00:47:43,738 Ce sunt astea ? 433 00:47:44,419 --> 00:47:47,324 E vreo indianc� ? 434 00:47:47,398 --> 00:47:51,297 Parfumul �sta �mi pare familial. Nu m� intereseaz�. 435 00:47:52,023 --> 00:47:55,036 Ce e asta ? 436 00:47:56,845 --> 00:48:00,024 �i asta �mi pare familial. 437 00:48:02,188 --> 00:48:05,997 Pe asta... 438 00:48:11,905 --> 00:48:15,610 Ce surpriz� �i fac... 439 00:48:18,633 --> 00:48:21,706 - Am venit. - Cucu ! 440 00:48:22,511 --> 00:48:25,532 - Ce faci aici ? - Tu ce faci aici ! 441 00:48:27,213 --> 00:48:30,915 - Ce se �nt�mpl� ? - Ce s� se �nt�mple ? Asta e c�su�a noastr�. 442 00:48:31,011 --> 00:48:34,020 Aia e b�i�a noastr�, �la e salona�ul nostru, aia e buc�t�ria noastr�... 443 00:48:34,444 --> 00:48:38,805 �sta e p�tu�ul nostru... 444 00:48:39,353 --> 00:48:43,844 Asta sunt eu, asta e�ti tu... Asta sfor�ie �i doarme... 445 00:48:44,816 --> 00:48:48,331 Dac� e a�a... 446 00:48:50,603 --> 00:48:53,827 Ce ai ? 447 00:48:55,373 --> 00:48:58,767 Nebuna aia avea dreptate, asta e bun� pentru to�i. 448 00:48:59,222 --> 00:49:02,119 Nu-l rateaz� nici m�car pe so�ul ei. Ce ai ? 449 00:49:02,145 --> 00:49:05,198 - Vino. - �mi rupi urechile ? 450 00:49:06,130 --> 00:49:09,686 Ce �i-am spus ? E un loc lini�tit. 451 00:49:10,575 --> 00:49:14,180 Prive�te ce pat frumos ! 452 00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:21,348 - Ce ai ? - De emo�ie, am crampe la stomac. 453 00:49:21,936 --> 00:49:25,136 Trebuie s� m�n�nc ceva. Adu-mi ceva de m�ncare. 454 00:49:25,834 --> 00:49:29,213 M� duc s� ��i aduc un sandwich, m� �ntorc imediat. 455 00:49:29,258 --> 00:49:32,943 - Preg�te�te-te ! - Bine. 456 00:49:59,288 --> 00:50:02,420 Asta e bun ? �ncearc� ! 457 00:50:06,605 --> 00:50:10,021 Mario ! 458 00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:14,608 Vreau ceva de m�ncare. Un sandwich, orice, e urgent. 459 00:50:15,297 --> 00:50:18,842 Sper s� g�sim ceva. Buc�t�ria ? 460 00:50:33,092 --> 00:50:36,553 Tu e�ti... stinge lumina �i vino aici. 461 00:50:43,294 --> 00:50:47,188 �n sf�r�it... 462 00:50:51,463 --> 00:50:54,900 Ce ai p��it, dragul meu ? 463 00:50:55,563 --> 00:50:58,722 Doamne, cine, cum, unde... ? 464 00:50:59,466 --> 00:51:02,901 Toate mi se �nt�mpl� numai mie... 465 00:51:04,977 --> 00:51:07,869 - Ce faci aici ? - S� plec�m imediat. 466 00:51:08,465 --> 00:51:11,189 Mergem unde vrei tu, numai s� fim lini�ti�i. 467 00:51:21,132 --> 00:51:24,708 - Ai cui sunt s�ni�orii �tia ? - Ai t�i. 468 00:51:25,529 --> 00:51:29,273 - �i burtica asta ? - A ta. 469 00:51:30,088 --> 00:51:34,310 - �i pulpi�ele astea adorabile ? - Ale tale. 470 00:51:36,030 --> 00:51:40,188 Asta al cui e ? Spune-mi ! 471 00:51:42,623 --> 00:51:48,241 Vre�i s� v� gr�bi�i cu fundul �la ? Nu pot s� dorm... 472 00:51:57,704 --> 00:52:01,027 - Ce ai, Paoletto ? - Mi-e frig. 473 00:52:01,142 --> 00:52:04,528 - Ie�i din ap� ! - Mi-e fric� de ea. 474 00:52:05,095 --> 00:52:09,100 - Cine �tie ce i-ai f�cut !? - Nu i-am f�cut nimic... 475 00:52:09,540 --> 00:52:13,361 Vino, Enriqueta ! 476 00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:17,517 Du-o de aici... 477 00:52:21,341 --> 00:52:24,515 Cum te sim�i ? �i-e frig ? 478 00:52:24,597 --> 00:52:28,368 - �nc� mi-e frig... - �i-e frig... ? 479 00:52:28,533 --> 00:52:32,714 Bine, te �nc�lzesc eu. A�a e bine ? 480 00:52:32,773 --> 00:52:35,909 - �nc� mi-e frig... - Tot ��i este frig ? 481 00:52:36,555 --> 00:52:41,258 Am �n�eles. Te ajut eu. 482 00:52:43,967 --> 00:52:47,747 A�a e mai bine. 483 00:52:48,362 --> 00:52:53,574 - Simt c� �mi �nghea�� urechile. - Bag�-te dedesubt. 484 00:52:54,319 --> 00:52:57,370 A�a. E bine ? 485 00:52:58,838 --> 00:53:01,542 - Ce ai aici ? - Unde ? 486 00:53:01,793 --> 00:53:05,114 - Aici... - Ce prostu� e�ti ! 487 00:53:05,570 --> 00:53:08,679 Mama ta nu �i-a spus c� fetele au o g�uric� acolo ? 488 00:53:10,550 --> 00:53:14,776 Acum am �n�eles de unde ie�ea at�ta aer rece. 489 00:53:15,321 --> 00:53:18,675 E un curent de aer care nu se mai termin�... 490 00:53:42,199 --> 00:53:45,277 D�-mi sandwich-ul ! 491 00:53:46,799 --> 00:53:51,288 Sunte�i invalid �i a�i primit un loc de munc�. 492 00:53:56,240 --> 00:54:00,199 Din momentul �sta, lucra�i �n acest birou. 493 00:54:00,391 --> 00:54:03,220 Ceva confiden�ial... 494 00:54:03,296 --> 00:54:07,459 - Care e invaliditatea permanent� ? - Bilele ! 495 00:54:07,544 --> 00:54:09,886 - S-au umflat ? - Nu le mai am. 496 00:54:09,898 --> 00:54:13,054 - De ce ? - Din cauza unui 500. 497 00:54:13,089 --> 00:54:15,430 Care e treaba cu 500 �sta ? 498 00:54:15,430 --> 00:54:19,032 Fiatul meu 500 are o u�� care dac� nu o tr�nte�ti, nu se �nchide. 499 00:54:19,666 --> 00:54:24,649 Am tr�ntit u�a, �i bilele mi-au r�mas �n�untru. 500 00:54:25,009 --> 00:54:29,020 - Nu mai ai nimic ? - Vrei s� vezi ? 501 00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:32,245 Nu, te rog. Nu ��i face griji. 502 00:54:32,282 --> 00:54:35,956 Ai fost angajat. M�ine la 10 �ncepi munca. 503 00:54:36,384 --> 00:54:40,884 - De ce nu �ncepem la 8 ? - Colegii de la 8 la 10... 504 00:54:41,202 --> 00:54:44,919 κi trateaz� bilele, tu nu le mai ai... 505 00:54:45,206 --> 00:54:48,498 S� fii punctual. 506 00:54:52,765 --> 00:54:55,114 - Bun� ziua ! - Bun� ziua, dr� ! 507 00:54:55,366 --> 00:54:58,634 Am venit pentru certificatul de reziden��. 508 00:54:58,777 --> 00:55:03,473 �mi pare r�u, dar nu pute�i avea reziden�a la Roma. 509 00:55:04,830 --> 00:55:09,056 - De ce ? Muncesc �i locuiesc aici. - Ave�i un fund din afara jurisdic�iei. 510 00:55:09,445 --> 00:55:12,188 Un coniac, o vodc�, ceva pentru sughi�. 511 00:55:12,896 --> 00:55:16,986 - E�ti nebun ? - Nu vezi c� �i-a trecut ? 512 00:55:17,519 --> 00:55:20,844 Te cred �i eu c� mi-a trecut, nevast�-mea sughi��, e �n ma�in�. 513 00:55:21,573 --> 00:55:24,476 Du-te dracului ! 514 00:55:25,946 --> 00:55:29,023 O zi norocoas�, dar nu ai noroc �n dragoste. 515 00:55:29,426 --> 00:55:32,439 Eu m-am culcat cu toate femeile din cartier. 516 00:55:32,550 --> 00:55:36,106 - �n afar� de mama �i sor�-mea, toate... - �nseamn� c� am�ndoi suntem la fel. 517 00:55:36,193 --> 00:55:38,981 Bine�n�eles. 518 00:55:39,100 --> 00:55:41,666 Scap� cine poate, sparg totul. 519 00:55:42,015 --> 00:55:45,187 Unu. Vreau s� �tiu cine mi-a spart u�a de la intrare. 520 00:55:45,213 --> 00:55:48,356 Doi. Vreau s� �tiu cine a violat-o pe nevast�-mea. 521 00:55:48,901 --> 00:55:52,394 Trei. Vreau s� �tiu cine a m�zg�lit fundul Rosei. 522 00:55:52,412 --> 00:55:55,524 S� ias� �n fa�� m�sc�riciul ! 523 00:55:56,058 --> 00:56:01,445 - Eu am fost. - Cine e�ti ? De ce ? 524 00:56:01,888 --> 00:56:07,690 S-au uscat rufele, c�nd ai timp, vino sus s� mai dai o m�n�. 525 00:56:08,300 --> 00:56:11,446 Mi-a f�cut pl�cere. 526 00:56:11,979 --> 00:56:15,523 Toate mi se �nt�mpl� numai mie. Dac� eram unul mic... 527 00:56:45,962 --> 00:56:50,067 - Pasquale ! Tocmai aici ai venit ? - Eu sunt, Pasquale. 528 00:56:50,645 --> 00:56:54,237 Pasquale ? Am crezut c�... Scuza�i ! 529 00:57:19,795 --> 00:57:24,539 - Filmul e pu�in cam indecent... - Nu, e modern. E la mod�. 530 00:57:29,530 --> 00:57:33,779 Asta de l�ng� mine se m�ng�ie pe pantaloni. 531 00:57:34,037 --> 00:57:37,352 Nu ��i face probleme, o s� �nceteze. 532 00:57:40,251 --> 00:57:44,367 U�or de spus. Se atinge cu m�na mea. 533 00:57:47,123 --> 00:57:50,685 S� ne mut�m pe scaunul cel�lalt. 534 00:57:59,672 --> 00:58:04,074 Pasquale ! Pe primul r�nd era unul care ar�ta exact ca tine. 535 00:58:07,020 --> 00:58:10,551 �tiu. Eu sunt. 536 00:58:10,596 --> 00:58:14,196 S� mergem, �nainte s� lu�m b�taie. 537 00:58:27,713 --> 00:58:31,304 Nu credeam c� se pot face toate chestiile alea. 538 00:58:31,831 --> 00:58:36,020 �n dragoste e nevoie de pu�in� fantezie, altfel devine doar o obi�nuin��. 539 00:58:37,709 --> 00:58:41,037 Tu ce ai crede dac� eu a� face ca fetele alea ? 540 00:58:42,358 --> 00:58:45,285 A� crede c� m� iube�ti. 541 00:58:45,361 --> 00:58:47,551 "VERONICA, O NEVAST� PORNO" 542 00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:54,270 - De ce nu �ncerc�m �i noi ? - Ai �nnebunit ? 543 00:58:54,935 --> 00:58:58,397 Ce e r�u �n asta ? 544 00:59:00,242 --> 00:59:03,526 - Mi-e ru�ine, n-am f�cut-o niciodat�. - Nu e nimic scos din comun. 545 00:59:03,542 --> 00:59:06,980 - M� iube�ti ? - Da. 546 00:59:09,377 --> 00:59:12,335 - Imagineaz�-�i c� e o �nghe�at�. - O �nghe�at� ? 547 00:59:12,390 --> 00:59:15,669 Da, o �nghe�at� cornet. 548 00:59:36,226 --> 00:59:40,715 - Bravo. Ai v�zut ce u�or a fost ? - Mi-a pl�cut. S� o mai facem odat�. 549 00:59:40,715 --> 00:59:44,233 - Nu mai pot. - Mai vreau odat�. 550 00:59:44,238 --> 00:59:47,187 Nu mai am �nghe�at�. 551 00:59:47,194 --> 00:59:50,714 - Numai o dat�. - Nu mai am �nghe�at�. 552 00:59:50,747 --> 00:59:55,439 Crem�, vanilie, coco�... toate aromele. 553 00:59:55,481 --> 00:59:58,759 Dac� ave�i nevoie, sunt la dispozi�ia dvs. 554 01:00:30,003 --> 01:00:33,012 Cine e ? 555 01:00:33,024 --> 01:00:35,487 Ajutor ! 556 01:00:35,487 --> 01:00:39,450 - Bunicul... - A paralizat. Ce noapte ! 557 01:00:41,218 --> 01:00:43,911 Ce lovitur� �n fund... 558 01:00:44,002 --> 01:00:46,862 Nu te mi�ca. 559 01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:51,047 - De unde a ie�it indigenul �sta ? - Scuza�i, am crezut c� e Domenica. 560 01:00:51,715 --> 01:00:58,547 �n afar� de faptul c� e Joi, cine �i-a spus c� duminica trebuie s� suf�r ? 561 01:01:07,579 --> 01:01:11,482 - Ce faci ? - Caut foca. 562 01:01:13,126 --> 01:01:16,747 �n Germania �ine�i focile sub pat ? 563 01:01:16,820 --> 01:01:20,225 Ce se �nt�mpl�, dn� ? 564 01:01:20,245 --> 01:01:23,899 Trebuie s� ��i dau o veste rea. Nu mai g�sim foca. 565 01:01:24,783 --> 01:01:28,314 - A�i c�utat-o ? - Peste tot. 566 01:01:28,359 --> 01:01:31,558 - Trebuie s� telefonez imediat. - Foca asta... 567 01:01:31,758 --> 01:01:35,804 M� duc �n buc�t�rie, mi s-a f�cut foame. 568 01:01:37,213 --> 01:01:40,733 Cum e posibil, Marisa ? C�nd avem nevoie de ajutor, tu dormi ? 569 01:01:41,729 --> 01:01:44,845 - Alo, comisariatul ? - Brigadier Giovanni �n persoan�. 570 01:01:45,324 --> 01:01:48,659 Am o problem� urgent�. Nu-mi g�sesc foca. Ce trebuie s� fac ? 571 01:01:49,142 --> 01:01:53,784 Dezbr�ca�i-v� �i uita�i-v� �ntre picioare. 572 01:01:57,282 --> 01:02:01,109 Am g�sit-o ! 573 01:02:03,084 --> 01:02:06,981 A m�ncat totul, chiar �i fasolea la cutie. 574 01:02:06,981 --> 01:02:10,519 - Are deschiz�tor de conserve ?! - Unde e ? 575 01:02:10,554 --> 01:02:12,909 �n�untru. 576 01:02:12,996 --> 01:02:17,084 - Cine a b�gat-o �n congelator ? - �tiu eu cine a b�gat-o �n�untru. 577 01:02:19,478 --> 01:02:22,644 Aici erai frumosul lu' tata !? Vino la t�ticu' ! 578 01:02:22,742 --> 01:02:25,410 - Ce vrei ? - Scoate-�i ochelarii. 579 01:02:25,411 --> 01:02:27,942 - Apleac�-te ! - A�a e bine ? 580 01:02:27,985 --> 01:02:31,346 El a f�cut-o. 581 01:02:31,442 --> 01:02:34,984 Acum �i tu ? 582 01:02:35,255 --> 01:02:38,690 Delicventule ! 583 01:02:38,879 --> 01:02:42,266 - C�t sufer�, s�rmana ! - F� ceva, doar e�ti doctor ! 584 01:02:42,307 --> 01:02:45,832 Ce s� fac ? A m�ncat prea mult. 585 01:02:45,843 --> 01:02:50,769 - De ce face a�a, tat� ? - A m�ncat fasolea care o pusesem deoparte. 586 01:02:52,820 --> 01:02:55,943 Trebuie s� face�i ceva. 587 01:02:56,220 --> 01:03:00,198 S� �i lu�m temperatura. 588 01:03:03,292 --> 01:03:06,438 Dac� �l pun �n gur�, �l m�n�nc�... 589 01:03:06,988 --> 01:03:10,826 ... dac� �l pun �n dos, �l respinge... s� �l punem la sub�ioar�. 590 01:03:17,457 --> 01:03:20,515 - C�t are ? - Trei grade sub zero. 591 01:03:21,048 --> 01:03:24,029 Are nevoie de antigel, altfel ii plesnesc intestinele. 592 01:03:28,945 --> 01:03:32,857 - Ai sim�it ? - Vre�i s� �nchide�i u�a ? 593 01:03:33,089 --> 01:03:36,613 Vine aer rece �i nu pot s� dorm. 594 01:03:49,575 --> 01:03:54,030 Prive�te ! A f�cut cuburi de ghea��. 595 01:03:54,256 --> 01:03:57,297 Se destinde, e �n afara oric�rui pericol. 596 01:03:57,357 --> 01:04:00,385 Ce bine ! Sunt a�a de bucuroas�... 597 01:04:00,385 --> 01:04:04,405 Vre�i s� �nchide�i u�a asta ? Nu vede�i c� e furtun� ? 598 01:04:06,243 --> 01:04:09,625 Furtuna de z�pad�... 599 01:04:15,663 --> 01:04:17,813 - Biletele, v� rog ! - Trebuie s� vorbim cu directorul. 600 01:04:17,843 --> 01:04:20,762 �n fundul parcului e o barac�. Nu deranja�i animalele. 601 01:04:20,774 --> 01:04:23,028 �ine�i dreapta ! 602 01:04:56,068 --> 01:05:00,438 Animalele se simt bine, ca �i c�nd ar fi �n mediul lor natural. 603 01:05:01,101 --> 01:05:03,301 - Enriqueta mea... - Cine e Enriqueta ? 604 01:05:03,369 --> 01:05:07,886 Foca mea. Nu mai pot s� o �in �n cas�. 605 01:05:07,938 --> 01:05:11,232 Cu fiecare zi, sufer� tot mai mult. Trebuie s� g�sesc o solu�ie. 606 01:05:11,704 --> 01:05:14,900 Ai s� vezi, vom g�si un loc potrivit pentru ea. 607 01:05:15,370 --> 01:05:18,522 - Ai �ncredere �n mine. - Ce dr�gu� e�ti ! 608 01:05:18,963 --> 01:05:23,397 - �mi era fric� s�-�i spun. - Te iubesc, a� face orice pentru tine. 609 01:05:23,769 --> 01:05:26,888 - E adev�rat ? - Ai �ncredere �n mine. 610 01:05:27,376 --> 01:05:30,886 - Sunte�i sigur c� se va sim�i bine aici ? - Minunat. Sim�i�i aerul ? 611 01:05:31,342 --> 01:05:34,509 Aduce�i-o aici. Va fi bucuroas� ca la �nceput. 612 01:05:34,934 --> 01:05:38,326 - V� va costa ceva... - Ceva... ? 613 01:05:39,164 --> 01:05:42,409 - Conteaz� pe mine. - C�t ? 614 01:05:42,543 --> 01:05:45,681 S� spunem, 600.000 lire. 615 01:05:46,189 --> 01:05:49,930 - 600.000 lire ? - Plata anticipat�... 616 01:05:49,930 --> 01:05:53,662 Ave�i banii ? 617 01:05:53,679 --> 01:05:57,956 - Pot s�-i �mprumut. Nu-i a�a ? - De la cine ? 618 01:06:16,121 --> 01:06:20,354 Ce frumoas� e�ti... Pari o bucat� de ciocolat�. 619 01:06:20,384 --> 01:06:23,389 - Te sim�i bine ? - Fii cuminte... 620 01:06:23,446 --> 01:06:27,406 C�nd vine pensia, am s� ��i dau un premiu. 621 01:06:32,350 --> 01:06:37,020 - Hai, hai, hai... - Vreau s� vin deasupra ? 622 01:06:37,472 --> 01:06:40,938 Nu pot s� o fac de sus �n jos, mai ales dac� n-am bani... 623 01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:52,048 - �i-a venit sau �i-a trecut ? - M� odihnesc... 624 01:06:57,314 --> 01:07:00,904 Stima�i colegi, electrocardiograma arat� clar... 625 01:07:00,990 --> 01:07:04,551 ... se prevede o paralizie progresiv� pe partea st�ng�. 626 01:07:04,896 --> 01:07:07,965 Nu sunt de aceia�i p�rere. 627 01:07:08,027 --> 01:07:11,199 Dac� nu apar simptome, paralizia va surveni pe partea dreapt�. 628 01:07:12,479 --> 01:07:16,418 - Sus�in c� va cuprinde partea st�ng�. - Insist c� va cuprinde partea dreapt�. 629 01:07:16,596 --> 01:07:18,786 - St�nga ! - Dreapta ! 630 01:07:19,248 --> 01:07:22,627 - St�nga... - Dreapta... 631 01:07:23,201 --> 01:07:28,938 Ajunge�i la o �n�elegere sau nu ? Pu�a mea e �terg�tor de parbriz ? 632 01:08:47,768 --> 01:08:50,996 Lua-te-ar dracu ! Ce e asta ? 633 01:09:15,509 --> 01:09:19,253 Ce ai cu mine ? 634 01:09:41,215 --> 01:09:43,094 Cum v� sim�i�i ? 635 01:09:43,140 --> 01:09:48,217 Eu m� simt bine, so�ul meu se pl�nge c� sunt pu�in cam dilatat�. 636 01:09:48,232 --> 01:09:51,253 - Jos ? - Da. 637 01:09:51,425 --> 01:09:54,845 S� vedem. 638 01:10:00,983 --> 01:10:04,739 S� fiu al naibii.... 639 01:10:07,328 --> 01:10:10,815 - Ce �mi recomanda�i, doctore ? - A�i gre�it cabinetul. 640 01:10:11,370 --> 01:10:14,963 Trebuie s� merge�i la atelierul de vulcanizare. 641 01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:18,007 Crede�i-m� ! 642 01:10:19,466 --> 01:10:23,178 Ce bl�nuri frumoase are doamna ! 643 01:10:23,806 --> 01:10:28,025 Pe asta am s� o �mprumut. 644 01:10:31,781 --> 01:10:36,139 Multe fete vin la Roma s� �nt�lneasc� un prin�, un patron... 645 01:10:36,773 --> 01:10:40,692 De ce s� r�m�n �n cas� ? 646 01:10:43,843 --> 01:10:48,293 Taci. Nu m� mai spiona. O fac �i pentru tine. 647 01:11:19,872 --> 01:11:22,012 Taxi ! 648 01:11:22,376 --> 01:11:26,315 - Nu �tia�i c� azi e grev� ? - Nu, nu �tiam. 649 01:11:28,255 --> 01:11:33,089 - Unde merge�i ? V� duc eu. - Am sosit de la Hong Kong. 650 01:11:33,119 --> 01:11:36,152 Vreau s� vizitez ora�ul. 651 01:11:36,668 --> 01:11:40,588 V� duc la o petrecere nemaipomenit�, �n Alpi la o vil� superb�... 652 01:11:42,031 --> 01:11:46,110 - Ce fel de persoane vin acolo ? - Numai prin�i habsburgi. 653 01:11:46,375 --> 01:11:49,470 O cuno�team bine pe b�tr�na lor. 654 01:11:50,102 --> 01:11:54,288 �n cazul �sta.... 655 01:12:21,325 --> 01:12:24,353 Am ajuns. 656 01:12:24,929 --> 01:12:28,654 - Aici e petrecerea ? - Petrecerea �ncepe acum. Dezbrac�-te ! 657 01:12:28,717 --> 01:12:31,504 Nici nu m� g�ndesc. 658 01:12:31,541 --> 01:12:34,817 - Am spus s� te dezbraci. - Ai �nnebunit ? 659 01:12:35,282 --> 01:12:38,465 Dezbrac�-te ! 660 01:12:39,253 --> 01:12:42,787 Dezbrac� �i asta ! Mai repede. 661 01:12:43,122 --> 01:12:46,328 Mai repede. Bravo ! 662 01:12:47,584 --> 01:12:51,120 Dezbrac�-te ! �i cerceii. 663 01:13:00,407 --> 01:13:03,651 Coboar� ! 664 01:13:04,131 --> 01:13:07,137 Vino ! 665 01:13:07,171 --> 01:13:10,342 - Dezbrac�-te ! - Ce vrei s� �mi faci ? 666 01:13:10,345 --> 01:13:14,230 �nchide ochii �i nu te mi�ca. 667 01:13:19,404 --> 01:13:22,792 S� nu �mi faci r�u ! 668 01:13:25,434 --> 01:13:29,131 F�-o repede ! Mi-e frig. 669 01:13:42,729 --> 01:13:46,758 Nenorocitule, ho�ule, blana doamnei... Bijuteriile... 670 01:13:47,098 --> 01:13:50,067 Doamne... 671 01:13:50,518 --> 01:13:54,509 Iar eu m� g�ndeam c� vrei s� m� violezi.... 672 01:14:02,515 --> 01:14:04,957 Ajuta�i-m�, v� rog ! 673 01:14:05,401 --> 01:14:08,217 Am fost jefuit�. Mi-a fost furat totul. 674 01:14:08,545 --> 01:14:11,177 Urc�, te duc �n ora�. Pune-te pe �eav�. 675 01:14:11,274 --> 01:14:14,359 - Sim�i bine �eava ? - Da. 676 01:14:14,883 --> 01:14:18,153 - Pu�in mai �napoi. Sim�i �eava ? - Da. 677 01:14:18,650 --> 01:14:22,592 - S� mergem. Sim�i bine �eava ? - Da. 678 01:14:37,387 --> 01:14:40,922 Cum te sim�i c�nd te plimbi cu o fat� aproape dezbr�cat� ? 679 01:14:41,004 --> 01:14:45,071 Tu cum te sim�i pe �eav� ? Nu ai v�zut c� bicicleta e de dam� ? 680 01:14:47,228 --> 01:14:50,742 Doamne... 681 01:14:51,956 --> 01:14:55,429 Po�i s� pleci, nu mai am nevoie de tine. 682 01:15:04,339 --> 01:15:07,386 Trebuie s� ajungem la Colosseum. 683 01:15:07,399 --> 01:15:11,471 Am gre�it drumul. �ntreab�-le pe doamne. 684 01:15:11,510 --> 01:15:15,326 Imediat. 685 01:15:16,795 --> 01:15:20,086 - Permite�i ? - 10.000 permisiunea. 686 01:15:21,172 --> 01:15:25,291 - Astea sunt curve. - S� plec�m. 687 01:15:30,925 --> 01:15:34,376 - C�t ? - 10.000. 688 01:15:58,434 --> 01:16:01,445 - V� e frig ? - Da. 689 01:16:01,492 --> 01:16:03,827 V� dau acest palton. Accepta�i compania mea ? 690 01:16:04,695 --> 01:16:06,718 - Da. Mul�umesc. - Sigur ? 691 01:16:06,747 --> 01:16:10,279 - Da. Bine�n�eles. - Companie, �nainte, mar� ! 692 01:16:12,019 --> 01:16:16,498 Cu toat� compania ? 693 01:16:22,734 --> 01:16:26,472 Domni�oar�, �l cunoa�te�i pe negrul �la ? 694 01:16:30,869 --> 01:16:35,238 E la fereastra lui Patacchiola. Poate c�dea jos... 695 01:16:35,238 --> 01:16:38,249 Merge�i acolo. 696 01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:41,765 Ce nesim�i�i ! Pare o gr�din� zoologic�. 697 01:16:42,654 --> 01:16:48,895 - Ce face�i ? - M� ocup de subdezvolta�i. 698 01:16:48,928 --> 01:16:53,918 Dac� vine so�ul.... De ce nu intra�i �n�untru ? 699 01:16:53,954 --> 01:16:58,163 Nu pot. Dac� fac un pas �napoi, �l arunc pe fereastr�. 700 01:17:02,131 --> 01:17:05,306 Ce animal ! 701 01:17:10,675 --> 01:17:13,860 Ajutor. 702 01:17:14,089 --> 01:17:18,750 I-am rupt podul din Brooklyn, s� vedem ce face subdezvoltatul ! 703 01:17:20,778 --> 01:17:25,077 V� rog s� m� ajuta�i. 704 01:17:27,109 --> 01:17:30,638 M� auzi�i ? 705 01:17:33,207 --> 01:17:36,311 - V� rog s� m� ajuta�i. - Ce s-a �nt�mplat ? 706 01:17:36,959 --> 01:17:41,033 - M-au prins �i am fost violat� de patru. - Nu ai strigat dup� ajutor ? 707 01:17:41,089 --> 01:17:44,287 - Nu m� aude nimeni. - Cum, cu toate ma�inile astea... ?! 708 01:17:44,354 --> 01:17:47,360 S� mai �ncercam odat�. Strig� dup� ajutor. 709 01:17:47,405 --> 01:17:49,745 Strig� mai tare. 710 01:17:49,819 --> 01:17:52,865 Mai tare ! 711 01:17:53,937 --> 01:17:57,243 Ai dreptate. Nu se opre�te nimeni. 712 01:17:57,889 --> 01:18:01,248 Azi totul ��i merge r�u. 713 01:18:01,759 --> 01:18:05,319 - Ce faci ? - �ip�, eu sunt surd. 714 01:18:05,771 --> 01:18:08,832 Strig� ! 715 01:18:16,479 --> 01:18:20,214 Un porumbel... 716 01:18:28,708 --> 01:18:32,069 - Schimb de minge. - De ce ? 717 01:18:32,944 --> 01:18:36,007 O schimb, asta mi s-a f�cut p�trat�. 718 01:18:40,949 --> 01:18:43,870 Fileu ! 719 01:18:44,293 --> 01:18:48,211 Out ! Rahat ! 720 01:18:49,021 --> 01:18:52,475 Cum, rahat ? 721 01:18:52,944 --> 01:18:56,824 Rahatul �sta de porumbel are ceva cu mine. Uite-l acolo, �l vezi ? 722 01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:09,932 - Face�i o partid� cu mine ? - Sunt �ncep�tor. 723 01:19:10,027 --> 01:19:13,169 - V� face bine. - O fac pentru tine. 724 01:19:13,405 --> 01:19:16,417 - Unde m� duc, acolo ? - Arbitrez eu. 725 01:19:21,289 --> 01:19:24,590 - Respira�i ad�nc. - De ce ? 726 01:19:24,714 --> 01:19:28,971 O respira�ie ad�nc� �i pl�m�nii se umplu cu oxigen. 727 01:19:30,402 --> 01:19:33,718 Servesc. 728 01:19:34,199 --> 01:19:37,399 - Servi�i ! - Servesc o... 729 01:19:47,093 --> 01:19:49,495 Respins... 730 01:19:50,500 --> 01:19:53,029 Respins... 731 01:19:56,585 --> 01:19:59,464 - Partid� suspendat�. - De ce ? 732 01:19:59,557 --> 01:20:02,779 Schimb de mingii. 733 01:20:22,982 --> 01:20:25,836 - M� doare, iubire. - Iubire pe dracu... 734 01:20:25,877 --> 01:20:29,035 - S�-i ajut�m. - De ce s�-i ajut�m ? Se simt bine... 735 01:20:29,168 --> 01:20:32,368 - E un accident. - Ce s-a �nt�mplat ? 736 01:20:32,551 --> 01:20:36,367 Dac� �l prind pe cel care mi-a pus lipici �n cutia de lubrifiant... 737 01:20:36,777 --> 01:20:41,310 Ce mi�to, au r�mas lipi�i.... 738 01:20:43,326 --> 01:20:47,122 - S� �i lu�m pe am�ndoi. - Las�-ne ! 739 01:20:47,793 --> 01:20:51,221 De ce v� pl�nge�i ? Mai �nt�i v� giugiuli�i, iar apoi pl�nge�i.... 740 01:20:51,697 --> 01:20:54,473 Nu m� �mpinge... 741 01:20:55,679 --> 01:20:58,562 A venit taxiul. 742 01:21:07,981 --> 01:21:10,418 - Unde ? - Repede la spital. 743 01:21:10,505 --> 01:21:13,002 - Ce au p��it ? - De unde s� �tiu eu ? 744 01:21:13,074 --> 01:21:16,467 - Nu e contagios. - �tiu eu, au r�mas �n�epeni�i. 745 01:21:16,951 --> 01:21:19,470 Bravo ! Du-i la spital ! 746 01:21:24,095 --> 01:21:27,704 - Ce ai ? Nu ��i face griji. - Dac� ai �ti la ce m� g�ndesc... 747 01:21:28,099 --> 01:21:31,382 Nu ��i face probleme. Iepura�ul t�u va avea grij� de tine. 748 01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:37,586 ... nici nu puteam g�si ceva mai frumos. O fat� frumoas� cu o foc� frumoas�... 749 01:21:38,051 --> 01:21:42,727 - V�d c� e o foc� frumoas�. - Nu a�i �n�eles, foca asta mu�c�... 750 01:21:43,621 --> 01:21:47,709 Eu am g�sit-o, sunt un mare descoperitor de talente. 751 01:21:47,899 --> 01:21:51,469 Schimba�i-v� aici. Afar�. Pentru prob�, pune�i-v� astea. 752 01:21:52,145 --> 01:21:54,894 - Mul�umesc. - Te ajut eu, p�pu��. 753 01:21:55,334 --> 01:21:58,773 - M� descurc singur�. - Bine, mai t�rziu. 754 01:22:02,166 --> 01:22:08,025 Problemele se vor rezolva cu ora legal�, ora pr�nzului va fi la ora 13... 755 01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:11,141 ... italienii au fost �ntotdeauna de acord cu asta. 756 01:22:11,526 --> 01:22:15,625 D�-mi slipul, Enriqueta ! 757 01:22:16,103 --> 01:22:19,120 Acum ce fac ? 758 01:22:19,988 --> 01:22:23,436 Unde e�ti, Enriqueta ? 759 01:22:25,209 --> 01:22:28,785 Prive�te ! 760 01:22:28,801 --> 01:22:33,196 - �ntoarce-te ! Prinde-o �n cadru. - Fata ? 761 01:22:33,295 --> 01:22:37,913 Cum, fata ? Filmeaz-o toat�. 762 01:22:38,680 --> 01:22:43,200 Ne prezentam na�iunii cu fa�a descoperit�, f�r� a ascunde ceva. 763 01:22:43,723 --> 01:22:47,719 Oamenii �tia politici au to�i aceia�i fa��. 764 01:22:47,753 --> 01:22:51,245 De cur ! 765 01:22:54,928 --> 01:22:58,290 Prive�te fata aceea ! 766 01:22:58,389 --> 01:23:01,554 - E frumoas� �i sl�bu��... - O lu�m de la �nceput, contes� ? 767 01:23:02,040 --> 01:23:07,622 - Ajunge jum�tate de or� ! - Trebuie s� sta�i aici toat� noaptea. 768 01:23:10,106 --> 01:23:13,210 Ce trebuie s� fac ca s� am �i eu un corp a�a frumos ? 769 01:23:13,210 --> 01:23:16,159 Cine �tie ? Poate dac� o chem s� lucreze �n clinica mea... ! 770 01:23:16,483 --> 01:23:19,619 Una ca ea are idei noi, revolu�ionare. 771 01:23:21,862 --> 01:23:25,214 - Contesa v� a�teapt�. - Mul�umesc. 772 01:23:25,714 --> 01:23:28,386 Dvs. nu lucra�i la prim�rie ? 773 01:23:28,437 --> 01:23:31,555 A trebuit s� �mi caut o slujb� mai grea... 774 01:23:33,004 --> 01:23:35,399 - Dna contes�, a venit. - Bun� ziua ! 775 01:23:35,437 --> 01:23:38,643 Ce frumoas� �i sl�bu��... 776 01:23:38,718 --> 01:23:42,519 C�nd m� g�ndesc c� �i eu voi fi ca tine... 777 01:23:43,273 --> 01:23:46,806 T�mpitul �sta m-a convins s� deschid un centru de sl�bit. 778 01:23:47,390 --> 01:23:51,106 M-a pus �i pe mine la diet�, uite cum am ajuns ! 779 01:23:51,582 --> 01:23:54,987 Eu v-am prescris o diet� de c�l�rie. 780 01:23:55,360 --> 01:23:58,559 - ... dar dvs. m�nca�i doi cai pe zi. - Am tensiunea sc�zut�. 781 01:23:58,577 --> 01:24:00,354 Trebuie s� mai face�i mi�care. 782 01:24:00,446 --> 01:24:03,944 Lua�i-l pe imbecilul �sta, dac� nu, sar pe el �i �l strivesc. 783 01:24:06,040 --> 01:24:11,226 Vrei s� conduci tu clinica asta ? Po�i s� faci oamenii s� sl�beasc� ? 784 01:24:13,414 --> 01:24:17,211 Da, am idei excep�ionale. 785 01:24:18,114 --> 01:24:21,927 Mi�ca�i-v� mai repede, ��n�arilor ! 786 01:24:23,360 --> 01:24:26,988 - Veni�i mai repede ! - Privi�i-o ! 787 01:24:29,109 --> 01:24:32,621 Mai repede ! 788 01:24:36,337 --> 01:24:39,833 Mai cu via��. 789 01:24:40,260 --> 01:24:43,575 Cine ajunge primul, prime�te de m�ncare. 790 01:24:43,799 --> 01:24:47,976 V�d c� sunte�i �n form�... 791 01:24:48,021 --> 01:24:50,913 Mai cu via��, flutura�ilor... 792 01:24:57,029 --> 01:25:00,607 M� vede�i ? Sunt aici... 793 01:25:03,744 --> 01:25:07,133 Veni�i ! 794 01:25:09,885 --> 01:25:13,272 Mai repede ! Cine ajunge primul, prime�te de m�ncare. 795 01:25:15,426 --> 01:25:19,196 E mai u�or dec�t crede�i. 796 01:25:30,362 --> 01:25:34,117 Nu te opri, suge burta, fundul �n afar�, capul sus... 797 01:25:36,250 --> 01:25:40,025 Stop ! Pe loc ! Aici se sl�be�te un kilogram. 798 01:25:41,906 --> 01:25:45,532 Opre�te-te ! S� nu �ntrerupem antrenamentul. 799 01:25:47,009 --> 01:25:51,089 Asta e gimnastic�, nu te opri. 800 01:25:51,669 --> 01:25:55,627 Aici se sl�be�te dou� kilograme. 801 01:25:55,800 --> 01:25:59,935 Opre�te-te, aici faci buba. 802 01:26:01,234 --> 01:26:05,337 Continu� alergarea ! Aici se sl�be�te 15 kilograme. 803 01:26:06,349 --> 01:26:08,943 - F�-o singur, eu am treab�. - Unde pleci ? 804 01:26:08,993 --> 01:26:13,027 Acolo se sl�be�te 1 kg, aici 2 kg... 805 01:26:19,023 --> 01:26:23,084 Dac� nu fug, am pus-o... 806 01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:29,295 - Opre�te-te ! - Ce, sunt prost ? 807 01:26:30,542 --> 01:26:33,339 Toate mi se �nt�mpl� numai mie ! Ce vrea asta ? 808 01:26:33,435 --> 01:26:36,194 - Opre�te-te. - Ai mai spus-o... 809 01:26:39,142 --> 01:26:42,818 Ce vrei ? Al naibii... 810 01:26:44,912 --> 01:26:49,123 - Un ultim efort. - Mai repede, ��n�arilor ! 811 01:26:49,286 --> 01:26:52,875 - Nu mai pot. - Aproape am ajuns. 812 01:26:54,368 --> 01:26:58,367 - Privi�i-l pe cel din fa�� ! - Privi�i animalul din spatele vostru. 813 01:26:58,981 --> 01:27:02,081 Scap� cine poate. 814 01:27:03,823 --> 01:27:07,293 - Ajutor ! - Fugi�i... 815 01:27:19,150 --> 01:27:23,823 SF�R�IT 816 01:27:27,509 --> 01:27:34,286 Traducerea cristiano.ferocci@gmail.com BlackSeaTeam 68328

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