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Aici ai tot, o familie, o cas�, serviciu...
Ai un logodnic ca mine.
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- Ce faci la Roma ?
- Am nevoie de o schimbare.
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E un ora� mare.
Acum las�-m�, pierd trenul.
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- �i frumuse�ile astea le iei cu tine ?
- Ce faci ?
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- Nimic, numai un deget.
- Nu. A�a nu !
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- Dou� degete, nu.
- De ce ?
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Pentru c� fluier�.
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Cine a fluierat ?
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Biletele, v� rog !
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- Biletul, v� rog !
- Nu am.
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- Facem unul imediat.
- Din p�cate nu am bani.
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Da ? La urm�toarea sta�ie cobori.
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Fi�i bun, nu m� da�i jos din tren,
trebuie s� �mi continui drumul.
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Vino cu mine,
s� vedem ce putem face.
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- L-am convins.
- E�ti norocoas�.
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Da, dar �i foarte obosit�.
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Biletele, v� rog !
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- Mul�umesc ! Dumneavoastr� ?
- Nu am.
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- Nu am nici bani.
- La prima sta�ie trebuie s� cobori.
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�tiu, nu m� da�i jos,
trebuie s� �mi continui c�l�toria.
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- Trebuie s� m� �n�elege�i.
- V� �n�eleg, dar regulamentul...
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V� rog s� m� ajuta�i.
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Se poate g�si o solu�ie...
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L-am convins �i pe �sta. E al �aselea
pe care l-am convins de c�nd am urcat.
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- Nu mai pot.
- Trebuie s� mergi departe ?
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�n Calabria, dac� m� �ine fundul.
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Te las s� te odihne�ti.
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Vrei s� m�n�nci, dr� ?
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Vrei pu�in m�r ?
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Pu�in vin ?
Nu !
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De sex nici nu se pune problema,
nu-i a�a ?
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W DE LA FOC�
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BlackSeaTeam
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- A�a e mai bine, doamn�.
- Domni�oar�, te rog !
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�n oglind� am v�zut lucruri frumoase,
dar nu am reu�it s� v�d fundul.
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- S� m� uit mai bine.
- Taci �i condu, nesim�itule !
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Ce electrician prost...
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00:08:26,553 --> 00:08:30,305
- Cum ajung la dr. Patacchiola ?
- Ce vrei s� faci la dr. Patacchiola ?
39
00:08:30,403 --> 00:08:34,428
- Sunt noua infirmier�.
- Etajul doi.
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- Liftul e acolo.
- Mul�umesc.
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Azi nu func�ioneaz�,
ai noroc, avem sc�ri.
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�n blocul �sta blestemat
nu func�ioneaz� nimic.
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Ce buc��ic�...
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- Cu dr. Patacchiola.
- Intra�i.
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00:09:07,118 --> 00:09:11,735
- Doctore ! A venit o fat�.
- Ce bine ! S� se dezbrace.
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- Eu nu...
- Am spus s� te dezbraci.
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00:09:14,937 --> 00:09:18,374
Ai auzit ? Dezbrac�-te, dac� nu,
se sup�r�.
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00:09:21,435 --> 00:09:25,413
De ce trebuie s� m� dezbrac ?
Sunt infirmier�.
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00:09:25,429 --> 00:09:29,470
Cu mine vorbe�ti ? Am venit s� citesc
gazul �i acum fac a treia clism�.
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00:09:29,522 --> 00:09:32,200
- Dezbr�ca�i-v� �i dvs.
- Eu m� simt bine !
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Tocmai de-asta !
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00:09:37,893 --> 00:09:42,170
- Cum v� sim�i�i ?
- Eu nu m� simt bine, doctore.
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00:09:43,242 --> 00:09:45,167
Ce v� doare ?
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00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:50,498
C�nd fac dragoste cu nevasta mea,
odat� mor de frig, alt�dat� de cald.
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00:09:50,498 --> 00:09:54,510
Te cred �i eu, dac� o faci odat�
de Cr�ciun �i odat� �n august...
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00:09:54,956 --> 00:09:57,422
- Nu-i a�a doamn� ?
- Ce m� sf�tui�i, doctore ?
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00:09:57,913 --> 00:10:02,116
Ai gre�it camera, la zece metri de aici
e un atelier de dezmembr�ri.
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00:10:03,141 --> 00:10:05,644
Domenica, arunc�-l afar� !
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00:10:05,733 --> 00:10:09,161
E o gre�eal�, ea e noua infirmier�.
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00:10:09,703 --> 00:10:12,968
Bine. Ce bine ar��i !
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00:10:14,677 --> 00:10:17,874
- Bine, Madonna !
- Eu sunt Andreea !
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00:10:18,438 --> 00:10:21,488
Pentru mine, e�ti Madonna.
Vino s� ��i ar�t casa.
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00:10:21,624 --> 00:10:26,754
- Dar pacien�ii de acolo ?
- N-au nevoie de tratament, mor �i singuri.
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00:10:26,803 --> 00:10:29,846
Vino s� vezi.
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00:10:33,108 --> 00:10:36,862
Casa �i cabinetul comunic�.
E comod.
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00:10:37,059 --> 00:10:40,853
Tu vei deveni o membr�
a familiei noastre.
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00:10:42,205 --> 00:10:46,153
Asta e buc�t�ria, acolo e salonul.
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00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:52,925
�sta e holul, asta e camera copiilor.
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00:10:53,459 --> 00:10:57,146
Aia e camera mea.
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00:10:59,017 --> 00:11:02,845
Aia de dedesubt e nevast�-mea,
iar cel de deasupra sunt eu.
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00:11:04,579 --> 00:11:08,535
Asta e cealalt� intrare.
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00:11:14,079 --> 00:11:18,290
Aia e fiica mea. �la care o jumule�te
trebuie s� fie unul nou.
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00:11:18,375 --> 00:11:21,472
Nu �l cunosc. Marisa !
Cine e nemernicul �la ?
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00:11:22,508 --> 00:11:25,932
Nu �tiu, a urcat cu mine �n lift,
dar nu �l cunosc.
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00:11:25,999 --> 00:11:29,081
Da ?
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00:11:29,859 --> 00:11:34,332
- Vrei s� �ncetezi ?
- Eu nu pot, spune-i tu.
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00:11:34,387 --> 00:11:37,598
Mama nu vrea s� vorbesc cu necunoscu�i.
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00:11:38,246 --> 00:11:41,834
Ce faci ? Ne d�m la b�rf� ?
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00:11:42,894 --> 00:11:46,086
Sunt �i ei copii...
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00:11:46,135 --> 00:11:49,490
Bun� ziua !
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00:11:49,755 --> 00:11:53,528
��i aminte�ti de scrisoarea care �i-am
dat-o s� o duci v�duvei lui Serafini ?
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00:11:54,417 --> 00:11:56,872
- Da.
- I-ai dat-o ? Ce a spus ?
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00:11:57,302 --> 00:12:00,501
- M-a gonit.
- Ce a spus ?
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00:12:00,564 --> 00:12:04,953
- A spus c� sunte�i un porc.
- Asta trebuie s� g�ndeasc� femeile.
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00:12:04,980 --> 00:12:09,210
Prima dat� spun :" E un porc ! "
Apoi se g�ndesc, se g�ndesc...
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00:12:09,213 --> 00:12:13,086
E un porc...
dar s� vedem cum e porcul �sta !
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00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:16,244
Iar c�nd vine noaptea...
Vin eu �i, �ac... !
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00:12:16,707 --> 00:12:20,524
Care �ac ? La v�rsta dumneavoastr�
trebuie s� fi�i atent.
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00:12:20,688 --> 00:12:25,119
Toat� via�a am fost v�nos.
S�-�i ar�t cum urc sc�rile.
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00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:28,738
Prive�te !
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00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:36,909
- Du-m� la lift.
- V-am spus c� sunte�i sl�bit.
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00:12:37,094 --> 00:12:40,328
Cine �i-a spus c� sunt sl�bit ?
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00:12:40,410 --> 00:12:43,294
- Cu c�t �mb�tr�nesc, devin mai puternic.
- Cum, puternic... ?!
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00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:48,001
La 20 de ani c�nd voiam s� o
iau �n m�na �i s� o �ndoi...
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00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:51,376
... aveam nevoie de dou� m�ini...
�i nu se �ndoia...
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00:12:52,153 --> 00:12:55,982
Iar acum o �ndoi cu o singur� m�n�,
c�teodat� �i cu dou� degete.
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00:12:56,022 --> 00:12:58,729
- �tii ce �nseamn� asta ?
- De unde s� �tiu ?
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00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:02,953
�nseamn� c� am mai mult� for��,
sunt mai puternic.
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00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:06,435
Intra�i �n lift.
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00:13:46,839 --> 00:13:49,872
A �nceput partida de fotbal...
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00:13:56,668 --> 00:14:01,394
- C�te pic�turi ?
- Ce pic�turi ? C�nd vede o femeie are emo�ii.
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00:14:01,851 --> 00:14:07,437
Cred c� e un �nceput de parez� progresiv�
pe partea st�ng� a corpului.
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00:14:08,823 --> 00:14:11,778
Nu te mai sc�rpina,
oricum ai �nceput de paralizie.
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00:14:13,383 --> 00:14:16,925
Dormi, �mpu�itule !
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00:14:23,876 --> 00:14:28,001
Bun� ziua, profesore !
Dr. Patacchiola. Sunt tat�l gr�su�ului.
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00:14:29,012 --> 00:14:33,149
- Cum �i merge copilul meu ?
- �i anul acesta �l l�s�m.
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00:14:33,617 --> 00:14:37,084
�i anul �sta ? Cum, are 18 ani �i
�nc� e �n clasa a cincea ?
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00:14:37,569 --> 00:14:41,816
Ce s� fac, dac� e tare de cap...
�l duce�i la medita�ii ?
109
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:45,970
Am s�-i fac un electro�oc.
Am s�-l duc la un specialist neurolog.
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00:14:46,447 --> 00:14:49,511
E o idee bun�, e un retardat.
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00:14:50,001 --> 00:14:52,522
Dac� vre�i, v� spun !
E prost !
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00:14:53,068 --> 00:14:56,040
E o mo�tenire de la mama lui.
Dac� a�a spune�i dvs.
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00:14:56,376 --> 00:15:00,098
- La revedere.
- Derbedeu mic...
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00:15:00,962 --> 00:15:05,181
Am cheltuit o gr�mad� de bani...
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00:15:05,813 --> 00:15:09,960
Azi aduce�i voi paletele,
data trecut� m-a�i p�c�lit...
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00:15:10,362 --> 00:15:13,672
Tata...
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00:15:14,877 --> 00:15:18,826
Azi profesorul mi-a pus �ntreb�ri,
iar eu am r�spuns bine.
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00:15:18,871 --> 00:15:21,956
- Ce te-a �ntrebat ?
- Cum m� cheam�.
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00:15:21,974 --> 00:15:24,681
- I-ai spus fiul cui e�ti ?
- De ce, fiul cui sunt ?
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00:15:24,753 --> 00:15:28,414
E�ti fiul unei curve...
Urc� �n ma�in�, asasinule !
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00:15:28,908 --> 00:15:31,529
Infractorule !
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00:15:31,568 --> 00:15:35,634
Vre�i s�-mi explica�i ce probleme
ave�i cu vederea ?
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00:15:38,610 --> 00:15:42,987
- Ce face�i ?
- S� v� explic mai bine.
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00:15:43,223 --> 00:15:47,439
- Nu e nevoie, e vorba de ochi.
- E nevoie...
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00:15:50,872 --> 00:15:54,797
E foarte mare nevoie...
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00:16:09,454 --> 00:16:13,369
C�nd ajung �n punctul �sta nu mai v�d,
intru �n cea�� !
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00:16:22,305 --> 00:16:27,808
- Ce s-a �nt�mplat ?
- S-a dezumflat o roat�.
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00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:33,852
Iar tu r�zi, derbedeule...
Vezi dac� e vreo pomp� �n portbagaj.
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00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:38,869
Ce ghinion !
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00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:43,849
- Nando, nu sunt gravid�.
- Cum nu e�ti gravid� ?
131
00:16:44,012 --> 00:16:47,586
- E numai aer.
- Aer ?
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00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:51,693
Ginecologul a spus c� m-am
umflat din cauza aerului.
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00:16:53,066 --> 00:16:57,053
- Tu ai umflat-o a�a pe femeia aceia ?
- Da.
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00:16:57,097 --> 00:17:01,937
E�ti amabil s�-mi umfli cauciucul ?
Bine�n�eles, te pl�tesc.
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00:17:06,042 --> 00:17:09,180
- Du-te...
- Nu e suficient ?
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00:17:17,523 --> 00:17:21,856
- Pentru mine, Domenica e o sf�nt�.
- S� nu exager�m, e o fat� formidabil�.
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00:17:21,942 --> 00:17:25,665
- P�n� la sf�nt�... !
- Tata are dreptate.
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00:17:26,114 --> 00:17:30,629
E o sf�nt�. Ieri era dezbr�cat�
�n cabinet �i striga :
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00:17:30,722 --> 00:17:33,778
Doamne, Doamne, vin acum !
140
00:17:33,850 --> 00:17:37,123
Dac� nu o �inea tata de fund,
aia zbura �n ceruri.
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00:17:37,595 --> 00:17:41,336
- Taci !
- De ce love�ti copilul ? E nevinovat.
142
00:17:41,389 --> 00:17:45,985
�tiu bine c� e�ti un maniac sexual.
Te-ai f�cut doctor numai s� dezbraci femeile.
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00:17:46,079 --> 00:17:51,869
- Cu tot respectul ! Sunt doctor.
- Nu, nu e�ti doctor. Pari !
144
00:17:52,039 --> 00:17:55,502
Sunt un doctor.
145
00:17:56,070 --> 00:17:59,304
Vino cu mama !
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00:17:59,726 --> 00:18:04,649
- Ar trebui ars de viu.
- Vino cu mama, numai ea te iube�te.
147
00:18:05,395 --> 00:18:08,056
Ce l-ai v�zut f�c�nd pe tata ?
148
00:18:08,057 --> 00:18:12,632
Ieri a venit o doamn� la cabinet
�i i-a ridicat fusta pe la spate...
149
00:18:13,443 --> 00:18:17,439
- �i apoi ?
- A f�cut ce faci tu cu avocatul.
150
00:18:17,832 --> 00:18:21,908
Tu vrei s� profi�i de to�i
cei care vin aici... !
151
00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:30,155
Ea e Andrea, noua infirmier�.
Du-te la so�ul meu.
152
00:18:35,391 --> 00:18:38,891
E dr�gu��. E chiar prea mult,
nu crezi ?
153
00:18:38,944 --> 00:18:41,895
Dr�gu�� �i provocatoare.
Nu �i-e fric� pentru so�ul t�u ?
154
00:18:42,293 --> 00:18:46,151
De ce ?
So�ul meu e nebun dup� mine.
155
00:18:46,662 --> 00:18:50,087
Nu v� spun ce face c�nd suntem �n pat.
156
00:18:50,097 --> 00:18:54,815
E dezl�n�uit, un adev�rat vulcan.
157
00:18:55,331 --> 00:18:59,053
Un foc, un cal s�lbatic.
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00:19:35,438 --> 00:19:40,694
A sosit acest pache�el pentru
dumneavoastr�. E din Hong Kong.
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00:19:41,076 --> 00:19:44,703
�l a�teptam.
Du-te s� vezi ce fac bolnavii.
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00:19:45,776 --> 00:19:48,804
�l a�teptam de mult timp.
161
00:19:48,871 --> 00:19:52,790
Pilula miraculoas� a for�ei masculine.
162
00:19:52,869 --> 00:19:56,196
Chinezii �tia sunt fantastici.
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00:19:56,283 --> 00:20:00,821
S� test�m una.
164
00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:16,717
Ce se �nt�mpl� ?
165
00:20:16,827 --> 00:20:21,006
Cum se face ca s� revin� la normal ?
166
00:20:22,844 --> 00:20:25,460
E deajuns s� fluieri.
167
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:35,390
S� trecem la practic�.
Andreea....
168
00:20:35,406 --> 00:20:38,582
S� vezi ce ��i fac
c�nd pun m�na pe tine...
169
00:20:38,606 --> 00:20:43,682
Chinezii �tia sunt cam zg�rci�i.
Dou� pastile jum�tate de milion...
170
00:20:55,432 --> 00:20:59,577
Andrea ! Andreeucia...
Vino pu�in !
171
00:21:01,736 --> 00:21:05,795
- M-a�i chemat ?
- Prive�te dedesubt !
172
00:21:11,828 --> 00:21:15,476
Cine �i-a dat voie s� fluieri ?
Cheam� primul bolnav !
173
00:21:17,266 --> 00:21:21,178
M-a costat jum�tate de milion...
174
00:21:22,046 --> 00:21:25,096
Intra�i, v� rog !
175
00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:28,017
- Bun� ziua !
- Ce vrei ?
176
00:21:28,089 --> 00:21:33,997
Nu �tiu ce s� mai fac.
Sunt exasperat.
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00:21:34,131 --> 00:21:37,207
18 copii, �n 18 ani de c�s�torie.
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00:21:37,939 --> 00:21:42,723
Acum �mi amintesc cine e�ti.
Anul trecut �i-am scos ambele testicule.
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00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:48,838
Da. Mi-a�i spus c� pot avea raporturi
cu nevasta mea f�r� nici un pericol.
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00:21:49,581 --> 00:21:53,115
- Bine�n�eles !
- Pe dracu' ! E din nou gravid�.
181
00:21:53,899 --> 00:21:57,453
- E nevoie de un fier�str�u.
- Un fier�str�u ?
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00:21:57,542 --> 00:22:01,053
Andreea ! Fier�str�u !
183
00:22:01,825 --> 00:22:06,064
Ce face�i, doctore ?
Vre�i s� mi-o t�ia�i ?
184
00:22:06,339 --> 00:22:11,474
Ce ai �n�eles ? Vreau s� ��i tai sutele
de coarne care le ai pe cap.
185
00:22:18,536 --> 00:22:23,119
Acum Andreea doarme aici,
tu unde dormi, �n camera mea ?
186
00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:26,658
Doamna a spus c� voi dormi
�n camera copilului.
187
00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:29,867
Ca s� vezi...
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00:22:30,189 --> 00:22:34,322
Asta mai lipsea !
A�a a spus doamna...
189
00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:44,770
Vino aici, Domenica. E o or� bun�
s� �l treze�ti pe blegul de fiu-meu.
190
00:22:45,431 --> 00:22:50,088
- Paoletto e un copil.
- Are 18 ani �i e un prost.
191
00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:53,465
- Asta e pentru deranj.
- Ce deranj ?
192
00:22:54,198 --> 00:22:57,414
�i faci �i tu o trebu�oar� bun�...
193
00:22:57,465 --> 00:23:01,171
Tu �tii mai bine ce ai de f�cut.
Du-te !
194
00:23:01,194 --> 00:23:04,455
Poate c� e prea t�rziu...
195
00:23:04,815 --> 00:23:08,667
�i-am adus laptele.
196
00:23:32,999 --> 00:23:36,677
De ce nu ne juc�m pu�in
de-a so�ul �i so�ia ?
197
00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:40,907
Ce vrei s� spui ? Trebuie s� facem
la fel ca mama �i cu tata ?
198
00:23:40,948 --> 00:23:44,969
- Da.
- �tiu. Am v�zut pe gaura cheii.
199
00:23:45,714 --> 00:23:49,230
�mi place. Tu faci pe mama,
iar eu pe tata. Bine ?
200
00:23:49,945 --> 00:23:53,295
Noapte bun�.
201
00:24:00,923 --> 00:24:03,954
Ce de farfurii...
202
00:24:04,012 --> 00:24:07,496
E vina ta. Domenica era servitoare,
iar tu ai promovat-o asistent�.
203
00:24:07,584 --> 00:24:10,628
E o s�pt�m�n� de c�nd nu a
mai trecut prin buc�t�rie.
204
00:24:10,645 --> 00:24:14,161
Cine le spal� ?
205
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:17,952
- Andreea ! Draga mea...
- Da.
206
00:24:18,336 --> 00:24:22,591
Dac� e�ti dr�gu�� �i ai cinci minute...
207
00:24:22,645 --> 00:24:25,847
Am o durere de cap...
Pot s� m� duc s� m� culc ?
208
00:24:26,267 --> 00:24:29,291
- Bine.
- Mul�umesc.
209
00:24:30,174 --> 00:24:33,797
Nu puteai s� r�m�i �n Germania ?
Cum vorbe�ti, gre�e�ti.
210
00:24:34,314 --> 00:24:37,322
- Vreau s� v�d cine va sp�la farfuriile.
- Mama ! M� c�utai ?
211
00:24:37,788 --> 00:24:41,308
N-o l�sa s� ating� ceva. Sparge tot.
Cine a mai r�mas ?
212
00:24:41,357 --> 00:24:45,489
- Ar fi bunicul.
- Bunicul e potrivit pentru asta.
213
00:24:46,587 --> 00:24:51,646
Eu nu m� v�d f�c�nd asta.
Sunt pensionar, am artrit�.
214
00:24:51,650 --> 00:24:53,781
Nu sp�l farfuriile.
215
00:24:53,852 --> 00:24:57,047
- Cine va sp�la farfuriile ?
- Facem ca data trecut�.
216
00:24:57,153 --> 00:25:00,738
Le spal� cine vorbe�te primul.
217
00:25:22,945 --> 00:25:26,279
Bun� seara, sunt un prieten al Marisei.
Am venit pentru...
218
00:25:36,463 --> 00:25:39,682
Bun�, Marisa.
Am venit s� mai p�l�vr�gim.
219
00:25:40,666 --> 00:25:44,209
Ce se �nt�mpl� ?
A murit cineva.
220
00:28:16,746 --> 00:28:21,253
- Ave�i pu�in lubrifiant ?
- Nu, dac� e a�a, eu voi sp�la farfuriile.
221
00:28:21,348 --> 00:28:25,137
Trebuie s� sp�l farfuriile,
altfel se vor sup�ra am�ndou�.
222
00:28:57,971 --> 00:29:01,004
S� te ia dracu' !
223
00:29:32,596 --> 00:29:35,935
Miroase a ars.
224
00:29:38,646 --> 00:29:42,885
Cum ai putut
s� faci un fiu a�a de t�mpit ?
225
00:29:42,931 --> 00:29:46,688
Tot timpul te superi
pe sufletul �la nevinovat.
226
00:29:46,781 --> 00:29:50,194
Suflet nevinovat ?!
Suflet blestemat.
227
00:29:50,195 --> 00:29:54,406
Nici m�car nu a v�zut o femeie.
Poate e jumate homo.
228
00:29:54,484 --> 00:29:59,621
- E doar un copil.
- Are 18 ani �i face astfel de glume !
229
00:29:59,627 --> 00:30:03,218
- Ajutor !
- Bunicu'...
230
00:30:03,263 --> 00:30:06,200
Din nou ?
231
00:30:06,272 --> 00:30:10,323
- Ce s-a �nt�mplat ?
- Bunicule ! �i-e r�u ?
232
00:30:13,128 --> 00:30:17,893
Vreau s� �tiu cine e fiul de curv�
care a pus piper pe h�rtia igienic�.
233
00:30:18,524 --> 00:30:22,220
Alo ! Da, eu sunt.
Ce ?
234
00:30:23,393 --> 00:30:28,049
Am c�tigat premiul �nt�i ?
E fantastic.
235
00:30:28,670 --> 00:30:32,988
Mi-o trimite�i acas� ?
Mul�umesc.
236
00:30:36,174 --> 00:30:40,001
- Am c�tigat premiul �nt�i.
- Despre ce e vorba ?
237
00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:44,388
Un concurs fotografic.
Am c�tigat o blan� de foc�.
238
00:30:44,806 --> 00:30:47,866
Felicit�ri.
239
00:30:48,301 --> 00:30:51,573
Eu ies. Dac� sun� cineva s� deschizi,
nu e nimeni acas�.
240
00:31:08,111 --> 00:31:12,369
- Nu e nimeni.
- Nu putem s� o ducem �napoi. Insist�.
241
00:31:28,748 --> 00:31:31,766
- Ce vezi ?
- Un copil cu p�rul cre�.
242
00:31:32,595 --> 00:31:36,766
- Hei, cre�ule ! Usuc�-�i p�rul �i cheam-o pe mama.
- Un moment.
243
00:31:37,106 --> 00:31:41,385
Deschid imediat.
244
00:31:44,102 --> 00:31:48,008
Face�i loc !
245
00:31:49,707 --> 00:31:55,158
- Ce e asta ?
- E blana mea.
246
00:31:55,195 --> 00:32:00,237
- Dar �n�untru e o foc� !
- Nu mi-au spus. E o surpriz�.
247
00:32:00,266 --> 00:32:04,458
- E dr�gu��, nu-i a�a ?
- Da, e foarte frumoas�.
248
00:32:07,488 --> 00:32:11,580
- Ce vrei s� faci cu ea ?
- S� o �in. E frumoas�, nu-i a�a ?
249
00:32:11,646 --> 00:32:16,392
- Aici �n cas� ?
- Da.
250
00:32:18,041 --> 00:32:22,193
- Vino aici, Enriqueta !
- Cump�r�turile mele...
251
00:32:24,617 --> 00:32:27,750
Bun� ziua.
252
00:32:28,217 --> 00:32:31,102
- Dr. Patacchiola.
- Etajul doi.
253
00:32:31,193 --> 00:32:34,425
Ce faci ?
254
00:32:38,783 --> 00:32:42,656
Enriqueta !
255
00:32:43,118 --> 00:32:46,470
Pot s� ��i spun Enriqueta ?
256
00:32:47,494 --> 00:32:50,954
Nu mu�c�.
257
00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:55,381
��i place la Roma ?
Acum o s� cump�r�m lapte.
258
00:33:02,618 --> 00:33:06,289
Ce fund...
Mi-ai dat o palm� ?!
259
00:33:06,459 --> 00:33:09,755
�ine pu�in pungile.
260
00:33:10,444 --> 00:33:14,187
Suntem chit.
261
00:33:16,814 --> 00:33:21,064
Ai v�zut cum alearg� ? �ntr-o zi vom
veni �i noi s� alerg�m prin parc.
262
00:33:23,032 --> 00:33:26,683
Preferi s� �no�i ?
Te duc la mare.
263
00:33:32,485 --> 00:33:36,350
- Ai v�zut ce foc� ?
- Domnu' s� o binecuv�nteze !
264
00:33:47,397 --> 00:33:51,009
- Mi-au furat bicicleta.
- Unde ai l�sat-o ?
265
00:33:51,019 --> 00:33:54,654
L�ng� copac. O �ineam �n bra�e pe
prietena mea �i cineva mi-a furat-o.
266
00:33:55,016 --> 00:33:58,771
Mergi la poli�ie �i faci o reclama�ie,
dar mai �nt�i �nchide nasturii.
267
00:33:59,452 --> 00:34:03,246
- Doamne, mi-au furat �i prietena.
- Bine. Bun� ziua.
268
00:34:03,584 --> 00:34:06,876
Nu mai �n�eleg nimic.
269
00:34:15,837 --> 00:34:19,097
A�i v�zut cum i-au furat fata
de sub el ?
270
00:34:19,494 --> 00:34:22,700
Chiar c� nu mai �n�eleg nimic.
271
00:34:26,085 --> 00:34:29,868
Bun� ziua, dr� ! A�i ie�it cu
bebelu�ul la plimbare ?
272
00:34:30,515 --> 00:34:33,937
- Pot s�-i dau o caramea ?
- M�n�nc� numai pe�te crud.
273
00:34:37,888 --> 00:34:40,873
Pare fiul unuia de la televiziune.
274
00:34:42,655 --> 00:34:46,153
Nu mai �n�eleg nimic.
275
00:34:57,803 --> 00:35:00,970
- Bun� ziua.
- Care zi bun� ?
276
00:35:02,177 --> 00:35:05,553
- Ce zi bun� ! Ce dori�i ?
- Lapte.
277
00:35:05,626 --> 00:35:09,154
- Ce fel de lapte ?
- Pentru foca mea.
278
00:35:09,199 --> 00:35:12,397
- Pentru foc� ?
- Da. �i face bine la p�r.
279
00:35:12,471 --> 00:35:15,153
Bine�n�eles. E plin� de via��.
280
00:35:15,776 --> 00:35:18,131
Cam c�t am nevoie ?
281
00:35:18,135 --> 00:35:22,573
Nu �tiu. Unde �l pui,
�n cad� sau �n bideu ?
282
00:35:22,817 --> 00:35:26,145
Ce ai �n�eles ?
�i dau cu biberonul.
283
00:35:27,492 --> 00:35:30,143
Cu biberonul ?
284
00:35:30,679 --> 00:35:34,127
Dac� �mi spui cum faci,
��i dau laptele pe gratis.
285
00:35:34,143 --> 00:35:37,458
- Dac� vrei, vino s� vezi.
- Vin imediat.
286
00:35:42,293 --> 00:35:45,518
E acolo.
287
00:35:45,831 --> 00:35:48,955
- E o foc� adev�rat� !
- Desigur. Dar ce ai �n�eles ?
288
00:35:49,215 --> 00:35:52,919
C��iva litri sunt deajuns.
289
00:35:55,009 --> 00:35:58,241
- Mul�umesc. C�t cost� ?
- Nimic. �i-am spus c� �i-l dau gratis.
290
00:35:58,697 --> 00:36:01,983
La revedere.
291
00:36:05,039 --> 00:36:08,071
Bun� ziua.
292
00:36:11,646 --> 00:36:14,770
Uite-te la ei !
293
00:36:14,866 --> 00:36:18,419
Parc� sunt ni�te ��n�ari.
294
00:36:29,998 --> 00:36:33,520
Pleac�, �mpu�itule !
295
00:36:34,203 --> 00:36:37,292
O foc� �n cas� ?
Am �nnebunit cu to�ii ?
296
00:36:37,813 --> 00:36:40,469
Dac� nu o la�i cu foca, pleac�.
Am �n�eles imediat.
297
00:36:41,049 --> 00:36:45,083
Tu ce vei face ? E un ajutor �i
pentru mine. G�te�te, calc�...
298
00:36:45,426 --> 00:36:47,459
- Foca ?
- Nu, Andreea.
299
00:36:47,888 --> 00:36:51,296
E binevoitoare.
Trebuie s� �nchidem un ochi.
300
00:36:51,737 --> 00:36:54,581
Bine. Acum pleac�, am de lucru.
301
00:36:55,051 --> 00:36:58,626
Urm�torul !
302
00:37:00,292 --> 00:37:04,269
Sunt disperat�.
Fiul meu are ulcer duodenal.
303
00:37:04,717 --> 00:37:10,194
Dup� ce m�n�nc�, vomit� �i are v�nturi.
De dou� zile nu a f�cut pipi.
304
00:37:10,831 --> 00:37:13,897
Cine e ?
Fiul lui Frankenstein ?
305
00:37:13,954 --> 00:37:17,372
Consult�-l tu, Andreea.
Mai faci pu�in� practic�.
306
00:37:19,326 --> 00:37:21,049
Vino !
307
00:37:21,901 --> 00:37:24,932
- E fiul dvs ?
- Da.
308
00:37:24,994 --> 00:37:27,452
- Tat�l lui tr�ie�te ?
- Da.
309
00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:30,718
Lucreaz� cu mercur ?
310
00:37:33,154 --> 00:37:35,387
- Doctore !
- Ce e ?
311
00:37:35,421 --> 00:37:40,434
�n loc de pu��,
are un dop cu o piuli��.
312
00:37:40,842 --> 00:37:44,079
Da ?
313
00:37:45,035 --> 00:37:48,115
De�urubeaz� piuli�a !
314
00:37:48,123 --> 00:37:52,912
- O s� �l doar� ?
- Nu, e doar o piuli�� inghinal�...
315
00:37:53,468 --> 00:37:56,453
... care �i �mpiedic� mi�c�rile peristaltice
�i urinarea.
316
00:37:56,532 --> 00:37:59,807
- O nimica toat�.
- Ce se �nt�mpl� ?
317
00:37:59,829 --> 00:38:04,050
I-am de�urubat piuli�a.
I-au c�zut bilu�ele.
318
00:38:04,104 --> 00:38:07,208
Ia bilu�ele �i d�-l afar�.
319
00:38:07,287 --> 00:38:11,570
Ave�i �ncredere �n mine, fiul dvs. e terminat,
nu se mai poate face nimic.
320
00:38:13,088 --> 00:38:16,562
Arunca�i-l �i face�i altul.
321
00:38:16,577 --> 00:38:19,919
- Am s� �l fac cu dvs.
- Cu cine ?
322
00:38:19,962 --> 00:38:24,114
- Dvs sunte�i persoana potrivit�.
- Voi sunte�i familia Adams ?
323
00:38:25,114 --> 00:38:29,595
V� dau un sfat, jos e un
congres despre mon�tri...
324
00:38:29,659 --> 00:38:32,850
... �i �nt�lniri de gradul trei.
Merge�i acolo.
325
00:38:32,901 --> 00:38:38,004
Dac� nu aveam asistenta
subdezvolta�ilor...
326
00:38:38,064 --> 00:38:42,128
Apropo de subdezvolta�i !
Ieri am fost �n tab�ra nord-africanilor.
327
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:47,311
Am cunoscut un b�iat simpatic.
Un adev�rat subdezvoltat.
328
00:38:47,361 --> 00:38:51,291
28 de centimetri.
329
00:38:51,892 --> 00:38:55,131
- �l cunosc, e Ali.
- De unde �tii ?
330
00:38:55,621 --> 00:38:59,057
�n tab�ra aia numai unul are 28 cm.
To�i ceilal�i au 31.
331
00:39:00,238 --> 00:39:04,369
Vede�i ce fat� frumoas� ! E s�n�toas�
�i puternic�, mut� din na�tere.
332
00:39:04,390 --> 00:39:07,420
- Nimeni nu a reu�it s� o vindece.
- E un fruct frumos.
333
00:39:07,923 --> 00:39:11,315
Fi�i lini�tit�, am o metod� special�
pentru surdo-mu�i.
334
00:39:11,594 --> 00:39:16,295
Dezbr�ca�i-o !
335
00:39:24,691 --> 00:39:26,958
Sunte�i sigur c� o ve�i vindeca ?
336
00:39:27,027 --> 00:39:30,652
Fi�i lini�tit�, �ntr-o lun� fiica dvs.
va vorbi germana �i francez�.
337
00:39:31,043 --> 00:39:34,139
- Merge�i afar�.
- Eu sunt mama, doctore.
338
00:39:34,179 --> 00:39:37,218
Andreea, du-o afar� pe doamna.
339
00:39:38,666 --> 00:39:41,693
- Chiar...
- Nu v� face�i griji.
340
00:39:41,714 --> 00:39:45,532
Ie�i�i ! O s� fie bine...
341
00:40:14,614 --> 00:40:17,673
- Cum o vindec� ?
- V-am spus s� nu v� face�i griji.
342
00:40:17,741 --> 00:40:21,176
Doctorul �i cunoa�te meseria.
343
00:40:21,511 --> 00:40:24,618
Fi�i calm� !
344
00:40:25,134 --> 00:40:30,039
A�i auzit cum a spus litera A ?
M�ine o aduce�i s� o �nv�� litera B !
345
00:40:34,025 --> 00:40:36,656
De ce ai degetele a�a dep�rtate ?
346
00:40:36,713 --> 00:40:40,199
C�nd eram mic�, �mi pl�cea s�
merg prin mu�chii de p�dure.
347
00:40:40,272 --> 00:40:44,926
St�team tot timpul cu picioarele pe
mu�chi �i mi s-au dep�rtat degetele.
348
00:40:44,948 --> 00:40:46,831
- Vino cu mine !
- Unde m� duci ?
349
00:40:46,839 --> 00:40:49,393
Vino, nu ��i face griji.
350
00:41:02,684 --> 00:41:06,631
C�nd erai mic�, ai c�zut pe mu�chi
de p�dure cu fundul ?
351
00:41:07,275 --> 00:41:11,512
Alo ! Sunt Andreea.
Cine e ?
352
00:41:11,569 --> 00:41:14,939
Nu-mi mai recuno�ti vocea ?
Sunt eu, iubirea ta.
353
00:41:15,610 --> 00:41:19,444
- Sunt Michele, sunt la Roma.
- Michele !? Ce faci la Roma ?
354
00:41:19,504 --> 00:41:23,530
Am venit pentru tine.
Vreau s� te mai str�ng �n bra�e.
355
00:41:24,682 --> 00:41:28,501
- C�nd ne vedem ?
- Nu �tiu, trebuie s� termin lucrul.
356
00:41:28,641 --> 00:41:32,525
- Unde vrei s� ne �nt�lnim ?
- �tiu eu un loc lini�tit.
357
00:41:33,281 --> 00:41:36,356
E un loc deosebit �i intim.
358
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,197
Luiza ! Te-am rugat
s� faci cur��enie �i aici.
359
00:41:39,591 --> 00:41:44,703
E plin de praf, vino s� faci cur��enie.
360
00:41:48,269 --> 00:41:52,646
�ncepe de aici, e mai murdar.
361
00:41:55,968 --> 00:41:58,496
Dle. Mario, nu mai facem cur��enie ?
362
00:41:59,020 --> 00:42:03,172
- Tot timpul te doresc...
- Vin clien�ii, am treab�.
363
00:42:03,256 --> 00:42:06,191
E o or� moart�, nu vine nimeni.
364
00:42:06,244 --> 00:42:09,308
Taci !
365
00:42:11,339 --> 00:42:15,120
- Ce e aici ?
- E un loc lini�tit, retras...
366
00:42:15,694 --> 00:42:20,385
Eu am numai cecuri...
poate ai ni�te bani...
367
00:42:20,755 --> 00:42:24,432
Ciudat, nu e nimeni.
A�teapt�-m� aici.
368
00:42:31,258 --> 00:42:35,776
Vino cu mine, �sta e un loc lini�tit.
Aici nu vine nimeni.
369
00:42:38,589 --> 00:42:41,595
- Mario !
- Da. Cine e ?
370
00:42:41,634 --> 00:42:45,096
Dvs era�i ? Camera obi�nuit� ?
371
00:42:45,186 --> 00:42:47,353
- 327 ?
- Da.
372
00:42:47,448 --> 00:42:51,392
- Firma noastr� v� ureaz� distrac�ie pl�cut�.
- Mul�umim.
373
00:43:02,105 --> 00:43:05,916
Andreea ! De ce te-ai ascuns ?
374
00:43:05,998 --> 00:43:09,354
Cea care a trecut e nevasta doctorului
unde lucrez, nu voiam s� m� vad�.
375
00:43:09,398 --> 00:43:12,763
Pericolul a trecut, s� mergem sus.
376
00:43:13,294 --> 00:43:16,701
Nu e nimeni la recep�ie.
377
00:43:17,075 --> 00:43:20,133
Nu vorbi.
378
00:43:20,157 --> 00:43:23,665
- E�ti sigur� c� �sta e locul ?
- Termin�. S� mergem.
379
00:43:27,193 --> 00:43:29,405
- Mario !
- Ordona�i !
380
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:33,761
Dvs era�i !
V� rog s� fi�i discre�i.
381
00:43:33,780 --> 00:43:37,480
- F�r� �ipete.
- Nu-�i face griji.
382
00:43:37,509 --> 00:43:40,566
- Sunte�i pentru prima dat�... ?
- Sunt cu doamna.
383
00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:43,465
Condolean�e !
384
00:43:43,951 --> 00:43:48,075
- De ce mi-a spus condolean�e ?
- Un bun venit din partea casei.
385
00:43:48,573 --> 00:43:51,746
S� mergem.
De ce e�ti �ngrijorat ?
386
00:43:52,539 --> 00:43:55,713
- Ciudatule.
- A murit vreunul pe aici ?
387
00:43:55,807 --> 00:43:59,191
E un comic, �i place
s� glumeasc� tot timpul.
388
00:43:59,955 --> 00:44:03,413
Cel care a trecut acum
e doctorul unde lucrez.
389
00:44:03,997 --> 00:44:07,407
- Nu puteam s� fiu v�zut�.
- Sper c� au trecut toate pericolele.
390
00:44:07,698 --> 00:44:10,712
Recep�ioner !
391
00:44:10,948 --> 00:44:14,040
- Se nume�te Mario.
- Mario.
392
00:44:14,597 --> 00:44:18,171
Da, eu sunt.
M� scuza�i un moment.
393
00:44:19,206 --> 00:44:22,327
- Alo. Recep�ia ?
- Dori�i ceva ?
394
00:44:22,333 --> 00:44:25,474
Am o problem�.
395
00:44:25,867 --> 00:44:30,794
Cum ? Nu intr� ?
V� dau un sfat.
396
00:44:31,662 --> 00:44:35,185
Dizolva�i pu�in s�pun �ntr-un
bol de ap� cald�.
397
00:44:35,874 --> 00:44:39,747
Apoi �l lua�i �n m�n�...
�l b�ga�i �n bol.
398
00:44:40,305 --> 00:44:44,110
�l l�sa�i c�teva minute...
Mult succes !
399
00:44:45,966 --> 00:44:48,388
Scuza�i ! Vin imediat.
400
00:44:50,107 --> 00:44:53,433
E un hotel dr�gu�.
E specializat �n... ?
401
00:44:55,915 --> 00:44:58,196
Unde te duci, draga mea ?
402
00:44:58,248 --> 00:45:01,120
M� duc la baie, m� preg�tesc
�i vin imediat.
403
00:45:01,158 --> 00:45:04,851
Gr�be�te-te draga mea,
m� simt ca o oal� sub presiune.
404
00:45:10,707 --> 00:45:14,627
E�ti preg�tit�, draga mea ?
405
00:45:15,512 --> 00:45:20,398
Pu�in� r�bdare, dragul meu.
Imediat te voi face s� suferi.
406
00:45:21,736 --> 00:45:24,978
Te voi face s� �nnebune�ti.
407
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:42,513
- Draga mea...
- Da.
408
00:45:42,547 --> 00:45:46,698
�n dulap sunt, cu�ite, s�bii, lan�uri...
La ce folosesc ?
409
00:45:46,758 --> 00:45:50,821
Folosesc.... !
410
00:45:54,974 --> 00:46:00,222
M� scuza�i ! Alo !
Da, recep�ia.
411
00:46:01,713 --> 00:46:07,007
Spune�i. �nc� nu intr� ?
A�i �ncercat cu s�pun �i ap� cald� ?
412
00:46:07,685 --> 00:46:10,758
Da, nu intr� �n bol.
413
00:46:11,125 --> 00:46:14,672
Trimite�i-l jos, vom g�si un
recipient mai potrivit.
414
00:46:16,064 --> 00:46:19,301
Vrem o matrimonial�.
415
00:46:19,383 --> 00:46:23,189
- Da. Fi�i aten�i !
- Mul�umim. �n sf�r�it...
416
00:46:25,209 --> 00:46:28,029
Ce e aici ?
417
00:46:28,732 --> 00:46:32,463
Unde am ajuns ?
418
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:36,106
Eu o �terg de aici.
E un hotel de nebuni.
419
00:46:36,188 --> 00:46:39,218
- Am venit. �ncepem cu o biciuial� bun� ?
- Pe cine ?
420
00:46:39,249 --> 00:46:42,630
Facem o tibetan� ?
Patent, cle�te, chei... !
421
00:46:42,765 --> 00:46:45,843
Ce tibetan� ?
Am venit s� fac o matrician� !
422
00:46:46,054 --> 00:46:49,252
Am �n�eles, nu e�ti tipul care
apreciaz� anumite fine�uri.
423
00:46:49,306 --> 00:46:52,322
E�ti un tip vulgar.
�tii ce ��i spun ?
424
00:46:52,384 --> 00:46:57,056
Mergi la camera cealalt�, e o doamn� care
vine �n fiecare zi, �i �i-o trage cu to�i.
425
00:46:57,242 --> 00:47:00,493
- Pot s� merg la ea ?
- Nu refuz� pe nimeni.
426
00:47:00,803 --> 00:47:04,505
- Du-te !
- Ciao, sado-masochist� mic� !
427
00:47:11,930 --> 00:47:15,437
Asta biciuie�te, asta spune
c� nu refuz� pe nimeni...
428
00:47:15,496 --> 00:47:18,841
S� intr�m !
429
00:47:23,837 --> 00:47:27,758
Face du�, e preg�tit�...
430
00:47:31,825 --> 00:47:35,526
Ce p�tu� frumos...
431
00:47:35,755 --> 00:47:40,351
Simt cum �mi cre�te tensiunea...
432
00:47:40,547 --> 00:47:43,738
Ce sunt astea ?
433
00:47:44,419 --> 00:47:47,324
E vreo indianc� ?
434
00:47:47,398 --> 00:47:51,297
Parfumul �sta �mi pare familial.
Nu m� intereseaz�.
435
00:47:52,023 --> 00:47:55,036
Ce e asta ?
436
00:47:56,845 --> 00:48:00,024
�i asta �mi pare familial.
437
00:48:02,188 --> 00:48:05,997
Pe asta...
438
00:48:11,905 --> 00:48:15,610
Ce surpriz� �i fac...
439
00:48:18,633 --> 00:48:21,706
- Am venit.
- Cucu !
440
00:48:22,511 --> 00:48:25,532
- Ce faci aici ?
- Tu ce faci aici !
441
00:48:27,213 --> 00:48:30,915
- Ce se �nt�mpl� ?
- Ce s� se �nt�mple ? Asta e c�su�a noastr�.
442
00:48:31,011 --> 00:48:34,020
Aia e b�i�a noastr�, �la e salona�ul
nostru, aia e buc�t�ria noastr�...
443
00:48:34,444 --> 00:48:38,805
�sta e p�tu�ul nostru...
444
00:48:39,353 --> 00:48:43,844
Asta sunt eu, asta e�ti tu...
Asta sfor�ie �i doarme...
445
00:48:44,816 --> 00:48:48,331
Dac� e a�a...
446
00:48:50,603 --> 00:48:53,827
Ce ai ?
447
00:48:55,373 --> 00:48:58,767
Nebuna aia avea dreptate,
asta e bun� pentru to�i.
448
00:48:59,222 --> 00:49:02,119
Nu-l rateaz� nici m�car pe so�ul ei.
Ce ai ?
449
00:49:02,145 --> 00:49:05,198
- Vino.
- �mi rupi urechile ?
450
00:49:06,130 --> 00:49:09,686
Ce �i-am spus ?
E un loc lini�tit.
451
00:49:10,575 --> 00:49:14,180
Prive�te ce pat frumos !
452
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:21,348
- Ce ai ?
- De emo�ie, am crampe la stomac.
453
00:49:21,936 --> 00:49:25,136
Trebuie s� m�n�nc ceva.
Adu-mi ceva de m�ncare.
454
00:49:25,834 --> 00:49:29,213
M� duc s� ��i aduc un sandwich,
m� �ntorc imediat.
455
00:49:29,258 --> 00:49:32,943
- Preg�te�te-te !
- Bine.
456
00:49:59,288 --> 00:50:02,420
Asta e bun ? �ncearc� !
457
00:50:06,605 --> 00:50:10,021
Mario !
458
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:14,608
Vreau ceva de m�ncare.
Un sandwich, orice, e urgent.
459
00:50:15,297 --> 00:50:18,842
Sper s� g�sim ceva.
Buc�t�ria ?
460
00:50:33,092 --> 00:50:36,553
Tu e�ti... stinge lumina �i vino aici.
461
00:50:43,294 --> 00:50:47,188
�n sf�r�it...
462
00:50:51,463 --> 00:50:54,900
Ce ai p��it, dragul meu ?
463
00:50:55,563 --> 00:50:58,722
Doamne, cine, cum, unde... ?
464
00:50:59,466 --> 00:51:02,901
Toate mi se �nt�mpl� numai mie...
465
00:51:04,977 --> 00:51:07,869
- Ce faci aici ?
- S� plec�m imediat.
466
00:51:08,465 --> 00:51:11,189
Mergem unde vrei tu,
numai s� fim lini�ti�i.
467
00:51:21,132 --> 00:51:24,708
- Ai cui sunt s�ni�orii �tia ?
- Ai t�i.
468
00:51:25,529 --> 00:51:29,273
- �i burtica asta ?
- A ta.
469
00:51:30,088 --> 00:51:34,310
- �i pulpi�ele astea adorabile ?
- Ale tale.
470
00:51:36,030 --> 00:51:40,188
Asta al cui e ?
Spune-mi !
471
00:51:42,623 --> 00:51:48,241
Vre�i s� v� gr�bi�i cu fundul �la ?
Nu pot s� dorm...
472
00:51:57,704 --> 00:52:01,027
- Ce ai, Paoletto ?
- Mi-e frig.
473
00:52:01,142 --> 00:52:04,528
- Ie�i din ap� !
- Mi-e fric� de ea.
474
00:52:05,095 --> 00:52:09,100
- Cine �tie ce i-ai f�cut !?
- Nu i-am f�cut nimic...
475
00:52:09,540 --> 00:52:13,361
Vino, Enriqueta !
476
00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:17,517
Du-o de aici...
477
00:52:21,341 --> 00:52:24,515
Cum te sim�i ?
�i-e frig ?
478
00:52:24,597 --> 00:52:28,368
- �nc� mi-e frig...
- �i-e frig... ?
479
00:52:28,533 --> 00:52:32,714
Bine, te �nc�lzesc eu.
A�a e bine ?
480
00:52:32,773 --> 00:52:35,909
- �nc� mi-e frig...
- Tot ��i este frig ?
481
00:52:36,555 --> 00:52:41,258
Am �n�eles. Te ajut eu.
482
00:52:43,967 --> 00:52:47,747
A�a e mai bine.
483
00:52:48,362 --> 00:52:53,574
- Simt c� �mi �nghea�� urechile.
- Bag�-te dedesubt.
484
00:52:54,319 --> 00:52:57,370
A�a. E bine ?
485
00:52:58,838 --> 00:53:01,542
- Ce ai aici ?
- Unde ?
486
00:53:01,793 --> 00:53:05,114
- Aici...
- Ce prostu� e�ti !
487
00:53:05,570 --> 00:53:08,679
Mama ta nu �i-a spus c�
fetele au o g�uric� acolo ?
488
00:53:10,550 --> 00:53:14,776
Acum am �n�eles de unde
ie�ea at�ta aer rece.
489
00:53:15,321 --> 00:53:18,675
E un curent de aer
care nu se mai termin�...
490
00:53:42,199 --> 00:53:45,277
D�-mi sandwich-ul !
491
00:53:46,799 --> 00:53:51,288
Sunte�i invalid �i a�i primit
un loc de munc�.
492
00:53:56,240 --> 00:54:00,199
Din momentul �sta,
lucra�i �n acest birou.
493
00:54:00,391 --> 00:54:03,220
Ceva confiden�ial...
494
00:54:03,296 --> 00:54:07,459
- Care e invaliditatea permanent� ?
- Bilele !
495
00:54:07,544 --> 00:54:09,886
- S-au umflat ?
- Nu le mai am.
496
00:54:09,898 --> 00:54:13,054
- De ce ?
- Din cauza unui 500.
497
00:54:13,089 --> 00:54:15,430
Care e treaba cu 500 �sta ?
498
00:54:15,430 --> 00:54:19,032
Fiatul meu 500 are o u�� care dac�
nu o tr�nte�ti, nu se �nchide.
499
00:54:19,666 --> 00:54:24,649
Am tr�ntit u�a, �i bilele
mi-au r�mas �n�untru.
500
00:54:25,009 --> 00:54:29,020
- Nu mai ai nimic ?
- Vrei s� vezi ?
501
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:32,245
Nu, te rog. Nu ��i face griji.
502
00:54:32,282 --> 00:54:35,956
Ai fost angajat.
M�ine la 10 �ncepi munca.
503
00:54:36,384 --> 00:54:40,884
- De ce nu �ncepem la 8 ?
- Colegii de la 8 la 10...
504
00:54:41,202 --> 00:54:44,919
κi trateaz� bilele,
tu nu le mai ai...
505
00:54:45,206 --> 00:54:48,498
S� fii punctual.
506
00:54:52,765 --> 00:54:55,114
- Bun� ziua !
- Bun� ziua, dr� !
507
00:54:55,366 --> 00:54:58,634
Am venit pentru certificatul
de reziden��.
508
00:54:58,777 --> 00:55:03,473
�mi pare r�u, dar nu pute�i
avea reziden�a la Roma.
509
00:55:04,830 --> 00:55:09,056
- De ce ? Muncesc �i locuiesc aici.
- Ave�i un fund din afara jurisdic�iei.
510
00:55:09,445 --> 00:55:12,188
Un coniac, o vodc�, ceva pentru sughi�.
511
00:55:12,896 --> 00:55:16,986
- E�ti nebun ?
- Nu vezi c� �i-a trecut ?
512
00:55:17,519 --> 00:55:20,844
Te cred �i eu c� mi-a trecut,
nevast�-mea sughi��, e �n ma�in�.
513
00:55:21,573 --> 00:55:24,476
Du-te dracului !
514
00:55:25,946 --> 00:55:29,023
O zi norocoas�,
dar nu ai noroc �n dragoste.
515
00:55:29,426 --> 00:55:32,439
Eu m-am culcat cu toate femeile
din cartier.
516
00:55:32,550 --> 00:55:36,106
- �n afar� de mama �i sor�-mea, toate...
- �nseamn� c� am�ndoi suntem la fel.
517
00:55:36,193 --> 00:55:38,981
Bine�n�eles.
518
00:55:39,100 --> 00:55:41,666
Scap� cine poate, sparg totul.
519
00:55:42,015 --> 00:55:45,187
Unu. Vreau s� �tiu cine mi-a
spart u�a de la intrare.
520
00:55:45,213 --> 00:55:48,356
Doi. Vreau s� �tiu cine
a violat-o pe nevast�-mea.
521
00:55:48,901 --> 00:55:52,394
Trei. Vreau s� �tiu
cine a m�zg�lit fundul Rosei.
522
00:55:52,412 --> 00:55:55,524
S� ias� �n fa�� m�sc�riciul !
523
00:55:56,058 --> 00:56:01,445
- Eu am fost.
- Cine e�ti ? De ce ?
524
00:56:01,888 --> 00:56:07,690
S-au uscat rufele, c�nd ai timp,
vino sus s� mai dai o m�n�.
525
00:56:08,300 --> 00:56:11,446
Mi-a f�cut pl�cere.
526
00:56:11,979 --> 00:56:15,523
Toate mi se �nt�mpl� numai mie.
Dac� eram unul mic...
527
00:56:45,962 --> 00:56:50,067
- Pasquale ! Tocmai aici ai venit ?
- Eu sunt, Pasquale.
528
00:56:50,645 --> 00:56:54,237
Pasquale ?
Am crezut c�... Scuza�i !
529
00:57:19,795 --> 00:57:24,539
- Filmul e pu�in cam indecent...
- Nu, e modern. E la mod�.
530
00:57:29,530 --> 00:57:33,779
Asta de l�ng� mine
se m�ng�ie pe pantaloni.
531
00:57:34,037 --> 00:57:37,352
Nu ��i face probleme,
o s� �nceteze.
532
00:57:40,251 --> 00:57:44,367
U�or de spus.
Se atinge cu m�na mea.
533
00:57:47,123 --> 00:57:50,685
S� ne mut�m pe scaunul cel�lalt.
534
00:57:59,672 --> 00:58:04,074
Pasquale ! Pe primul r�nd era unul
care ar�ta exact ca tine.
535
00:58:07,020 --> 00:58:10,551
�tiu. Eu sunt.
536
00:58:10,596 --> 00:58:14,196
S� mergem, �nainte s� lu�m b�taie.
537
00:58:27,713 --> 00:58:31,304
Nu credeam c� se pot face
toate chestiile alea.
538
00:58:31,831 --> 00:58:36,020
�n dragoste e nevoie de pu�in� fantezie,
altfel devine doar o obi�nuin��.
539
00:58:37,709 --> 00:58:41,037
Tu ce ai crede dac� eu a�
face ca fetele alea ?
540
00:58:42,358 --> 00:58:45,285
A� crede c� m� iube�ti.
541
00:58:45,361 --> 00:58:47,551
"VERONICA, O NEVAST� PORNO"
542
00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:54,270
- De ce nu �ncerc�m �i noi ?
- Ai �nnebunit ?
543
00:58:54,935 --> 00:58:58,397
Ce e r�u �n asta ?
544
00:59:00,242 --> 00:59:03,526
- Mi-e ru�ine, n-am f�cut-o niciodat�.
- Nu e nimic scos din comun.
545
00:59:03,542 --> 00:59:06,980
- M� iube�ti ?
- Da.
546
00:59:09,377 --> 00:59:12,335
- Imagineaz�-�i c� e o �nghe�at�.
- O �nghe�at� ?
547
00:59:12,390 --> 00:59:15,669
Da, o �nghe�at� cornet.
548
00:59:36,226 --> 00:59:40,715
- Bravo. Ai v�zut ce u�or a fost ?
- Mi-a pl�cut. S� o mai facem odat�.
549
00:59:40,715 --> 00:59:44,233
- Nu mai pot.
- Mai vreau odat�.
550
00:59:44,238 --> 00:59:47,187
Nu mai am �nghe�at�.
551
00:59:47,194 --> 00:59:50,714
- Numai o dat�.
- Nu mai am �nghe�at�.
552
00:59:50,747 --> 00:59:55,439
Crem�, vanilie, coco�...
toate aromele.
553
00:59:55,481 --> 00:59:58,759
Dac� ave�i nevoie,
sunt la dispozi�ia dvs.
554
01:00:30,003 --> 01:00:33,012
Cine e ?
555
01:00:33,024 --> 01:00:35,487
Ajutor !
556
01:00:35,487 --> 01:00:39,450
- Bunicul...
- A paralizat. Ce noapte !
557
01:00:41,218 --> 01:00:43,911
Ce lovitur� �n fund...
558
01:00:44,002 --> 01:00:46,862
Nu te mi�ca.
559
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:51,047
- De unde a ie�it indigenul �sta ?
- Scuza�i, am crezut c� e Domenica.
560
01:00:51,715 --> 01:00:58,547
�n afar� de faptul c� e Joi, cine �i-a
spus c� duminica trebuie s� suf�r ?
561
01:01:07,579 --> 01:01:11,482
- Ce faci ?
- Caut foca.
562
01:01:13,126 --> 01:01:16,747
�n Germania �ine�i focile sub pat ?
563
01:01:16,820 --> 01:01:20,225
Ce se �nt�mpl�, dn� ?
564
01:01:20,245 --> 01:01:23,899
Trebuie s� ��i dau o veste rea.
Nu mai g�sim foca.
565
01:01:24,783 --> 01:01:28,314
- A�i c�utat-o ?
- Peste tot.
566
01:01:28,359 --> 01:01:31,558
- Trebuie s� telefonez imediat.
- Foca asta...
567
01:01:31,758 --> 01:01:35,804
M� duc �n buc�t�rie, mi s-a f�cut foame.
568
01:01:37,213 --> 01:01:40,733
Cum e posibil, Marisa ?
C�nd avem nevoie de ajutor, tu dormi ?
569
01:01:41,729 --> 01:01:44,845
- Alo, comisariatul ?
- Brigadier Giovanni �n persoan�.
570
01:01:45,324 --> 01:01:48,659
Am o problem� urgent�.
Nu-mi g�sesc foca. Ce trebuie s� fac ?
571
01:01:49,142 --> 01:01:53,784
Dezbr�ca�i-v�
�i uita�i-v� �ntre picioare.
572
01:01:57,282 --> 01:02:01,109
Am g�sit-o !
573
01:02:03,084 --> 01:02:06,981
A m�ncat totul,
chiar �i fasolea la cutie.
574
01:02:06,981 --> 01:02:10,519
- Are deschiz�tor de conserve ?!
- Unde e ?
575
01:02:10,554 --> 01:02:12,909
�n�untru.
576
01:02:12,996 --> 01:02:17,084
- Cine a b�gat-o �n congelator ?
- �tiu eu cine a b�gat-o �n�untru.
577
01:02:19,478 --> 01:02:22,644
Aici erai frumosul lu' tata !?
Vino la t�ticu' !
578
01:02:22,742 --> 01:02:25,410
- Ce vrei ?
- Scoate-�i ochelarii.
579
01:02:25,411 --> 01:02:27,942
- Apleac�-te !
- A�a e bine ?
580
01:02:27,985 --> 01:02:31,346
El a f�cut-o.
581
01:02:31,442 --> 01:02:34,984
Acum �i tu ?
582
01:02:35,255 --> 01:02:38,690
Delicventule !
583
01:02:38,879 --> 01:02:42,266
- C�t sufer�, s�rmana !
- F� ceva, doar e�ti doctor !
584
01:02:42,307 --> 01:02:45,832
Ce s� fac ? A m�ncat prea mult.
585
01:02:45,843 --> 01:02:50,769
- De ce face a�a, tat� ?
- A m�ncat fasolea care o pusesem deoparte.
586
01:02:52,820 --> 01:02:55,943
Trebuie s� face�i ceva.
587
01:02:56,220 --> 01:03:00,198
S� �i lu�m temperatura.
588
01:03:03,292 --> 01:03:06,438
Dac� �l pun �n gur�, �l m�n�nc�...
589
01:03:06,988 --> 01:03:10,826
... dac� �l pun �n dos, �l respinge...
s� �l punem la sub�ioar�.
590
01:03:17,457 --> 01:03:20,515
- C�t are ?
- Trei grade sub zero.
591
01:03:21,048 --> 01:03:24,029
Are nevoie de antigel,
altfel ii plesnesc intestinele.
592
01:03:28,945 --> 01:03:32,857
- Ai sim�it ?
- Vre�i s� �nchide�i u�a ?
593
01:03:33,089 --> 01:03:36,613
Vine aer rece �i nu pot s� dorm.
594
01:03:49,575 --> 01:03:54,030
Prive�te ! A f�cut cuburi de ghea��.
595
01:03:54,256 --> 01:03:57,297
Se destinde, e �n afara
oric�rui pericol.
596
01:03:57,357 --> 01:04:00,385
Ce bine ! Sunt a�a de bucuroas�...
597
01:04:00,385 --> 01:04:04,405
Vre�i s� �nchide�i u�a asta ?
Nu vede�i c� e furtun� ?
598
01:04:06,243 --> 01:04:09,625
Furtuna de z�pad�...
599
01:04:15,663 --> 01:04:17,813
- Biletele, v� rog !
- Trebuie s� vorbim cu directorul.
600
01:04:17,843 --> 01:04:20,762
�n fundul parcului e o barac�.
Nu deranja�i animalele.
601
01:04:20,774 --> 01:04:23,028
�ine�i dreapta !
602
01:04:56,068 --> 01:05:00,438
Animalele se simt bine, ca �i c�nd
ar fi �n mediul lor natural.
603
01:05:01,101 --> 01:05:03,301
- Enriqueta mea...
- Cine e Enriqueta ?
604
01:05:03,369 --> 01:05:07,886
Foca mea.
Nu mai pot s� o �in �n cas�.
605
01:05:07,938 --> 01:05:11,232
Cu fiecare zi, sufer� tot mai mult.
Trebuie s� g�sesc o solu�ie.
606
01:05:11,704 --> 01:05:14,900
Ai s� vezi, vom g�si
un loc potrivit pentru ea.
607
01:05:15,370 --> 01:05:18,522
- Ai �ncredere �n mine.
- Ce dr�gu� e�ti !
608
01:05:18,963 --> 01:05:23,397
- �mi era fric� s�-�i spun.
- Te iubesc, a� face orice pentru tine.
609
01:05:23,769 --> 01:05:26,888
- E adev�rat ?
- Ai �ncredere �n mine.
610
01:05:27,376 --> 01:05:30,886
- Sunte�i sigur c� se va sim�i bine aici ?
- Minunat. Sim�i�i aerul ?
611
01:05:31,342 --> 01:05:34,509
Aduce�i-o aici.
Va fi bucuroas� ca la �nceput.
612
01:05:34,934 --> 01:05:38,326
- V� va costa ceva...
- Ceva... ?
613
01:05:39,164 --> 01:05:42,409
- Conteaz� pe mine.
- C�t ?
614
01:05:42,543 --> 01:05:45,681
S� spunem, 600.000 lire.
615
01:05:46,189 --> 01:05:49,930
- 600.000 lire ?
- Plata anticipat�...
616
01:05:49,930 --> 01:05:53,662
Ave�i banii ?
617
01:05:53,679 --> 01:05:57,956
- Pot s�-i �mprumut. Nu-i a�a ?
- De la cine ?
618
01:06:16,121 --> 01:06:20,354
Ce frumoas� e�ti...
Pari o bucat� de ciocolat�.
619
01:06:20,384 --> 01:06:23,389
- Te sim�i bine ?
- Fii cuminte...
620
01:06:23,446 --> 01:06:27,406
C�nd vine pensia,
am s� ��i dau un premiu.
621
01:06:32,350 --> 01:06:37,020
- Hai, hai, hai...
- Vreau s� vin deasupra ?
622
01:06:37,472 --> 01:06:40,938
Nu pot s� o fac de sus �n jos,
mai ales dac� n-am bani...
623
01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:52,048
- �i-a venit sau �i-a trecut ?
- M� odihnesc...
624
01:06:57,314 --> 01:07:00,904
Stima�i colegi, electrocardiograma
arat� clar...
625
01:07:00,990 --> 01:07:04,551
... se prevede o paralizie progresiv�
pe partea st�ng�.
626
01:07:04,896 --> 01:07:07,965
Nu sunt de aceia�i p�rere.
627
01:07:08,027 --> 01:07:11,199
Dac� nu apar simptome, paralizia va
surveni pe partea dreapt�.
628
01:07:12,479 --> 01:07:16,418
- Sus�in c� va cuprinde partea st�ng�.
- Insist c� va cuprinde partea dreapt�.
629
01:07:16,596 --> 01:07:18,786
- St�nga !
- Dreapta !
630
01:07:19,248 --> 01:07:22,627
- St�nga...
- Dreapta...
631
01:07:23,201 --> 01:07:28,938
Ajunge�i la o �n�elegere sau nu ?
Pu�a mea e �terg�tor de parbriz ?
632
01:08:47,768 --> 01:08:50,996
Lua-te-ar dracu !
Ce e asta ?
633
01:09:15,509 --> 01:09:19,253
Ce ai cu mine ?
634
01:09:41,215 --> 01:09:43,094
Cum v� sim�i�i ?
635
01:09:43,140 --> 01:09:48,217
Eu m� simt bine, so�ul meu se pl�nge
c� sunt pu�in cam dilatat�.
636
01:09:48,232 --> 01:09:51,253
- Jos ?
- Da.
637
01:09:51,425 --> 01:09:54,845
S� vedem.
638
01:10:00,983 --> 01:10:04,739
S� fiu al naibii....
639
01:10:07,328 --> 01:10:10,815
- Ce �mi recomanda�i, doctore ?
- A�i gre�it cabinetul.
640
01:10:11,370 --> 01:10:14,963
Trebuie s� merge�i la atelierul
de vulcanizare.
641
01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:18,007
Crede�i-m� !
642
01:10:19,466 --> 01:10:23,178
Ce bl�nuri frumoase are doamna !
643
01:10:23,806 --> 01:10:28,025
Pe asta am s� o �mprumut.
644
01:10:31,781 --> 01:10:36,139
Multe fete vin la Roma s�
�nt�lneasc� un prin�, un patron...
645
01:10:36,773 --> 01:10:40,692
De ce s� r�m�n �n cas� ?
646
01:10:43,843 --> 01:10:48,293
Taci. Nu m� mai spiona.
O fac �i pentru tine.
647
01:11:19,872 --> 01:11:22,012
Taxi !
648
01:11:22,376 --> 01:11:26,315
- Nu �tia�i c� azi e grev� ?
- Nu, nu �tiam.
649
01:11:28,255 --> 01:11:33,089
- Unde merge�i ? V� duc eu.
- Am sosit de la Hong Kong.
650
01:11:33,119 --> 01:11:36,152
Vreau s� vizitez ora�ul.
651
01:11:36,668 --> 01:11:40,588
V� duc la o petrecere nemaipomenit�,
�n Alpi la o vil� superb�...
652
01:11:42,031 --> 01:11:46,110
- Ce fel de persoane vin acolo ?
- Numai prin�i habsburgi.
653
01:11:46,375 --> 01:11:49,470
O cuno�team bine pe b�tr�na lor.
654
01:11:50,102 --> 01:11:54,288
�n cazul �sta....
655
01:12:21,325 --> 01:12:24,353
Am ajuns.
656
01:12:24,929 --> 01:12:28,654
- Aici e petrecerea ?
- Petrecerea �ncepe acum. Dezbrac�-te !
657
01:12:28,717 --> 01:12:31,504
Nici nu m� g�ndesc.
658
01:12:31,541 --> 01:12:34,817
- Am spus s� te dezbraci.
- Ai �nnebunit ?
659
01:12:35,282 --> 01:12:38,465
Dezbrac�-te !
660
01:12:39,253 --> 01:12:42,787
Dezbrac� �i asta ! Mai repede.
661
01:12:43,122 --> 01:12:46,328
Mai repede. Bravo !
662
01:12:47,584 --> 01:12:51,120
Dezbrac�-te ! �i cerceii.
663
01:13:00,407 --> 01:13:03,651
Coboar� !
664
01:13:04,131 --> 01:13:07,137
Vino !
665
01:13:07,171 --> 01:13:10,342
- Dezbrac�-te !
- Ce vrei s� �mi faci ?
666
01:13:10,345 --> 01:13:14,230
�nchide ochii �i nu te mi�ca.
667
01:13:19,404 --> 01:13:22,792
S� nu �mi faci r�u !
668
01:13:25,434 --> 01:13:29,131
F�-o repede ! Mi-e frig.
669
01:13:42,729 --> 01:13:46,758
Nenorocitule, ho�ule, blana doamnei...
Bijuteriile...
670
01:13:47,098 --> 01:13:50,067
Doamne...
671
01:13:50,518 --> 01:13:54,509
Iar eu m� g�ndeam
c� vrei s� m� violezi....
672
01:14:02,515 --> 01:14:04,957
Ajuta�i-m�, v� rog !
673
01:14:05,401 --> 01:14:08,217
Am fost jefuit�.
Mi-a fost furat totul.
674
01:14:08,545 --> 01:14:11,177
Urc�, te duc �n ora�.
Pune-te pe �eav�.
675
01:14:11,274 --> 01:14:14,359
- Sim�i bine �eava ?
- Da.
676
01:14:14,883 --> 01:14:18,153
- Pu�in mai �napoi. Sim�i �eava ?
- Da.
677
01:14:18,650 --> 01:14:22,592
- S� mergem. Sim�i bine �eava ?
- Da.
678
01:14:37,387 --> 01:14:40,922
Cum te sim�i c�nd te plimbi cu
o fat� aproape dezbr�cat� ?
679
01:14:41,004 --> 01:14:45,071
Tu cum te sim�i pe �eav� ?
Nu ai v�zut c� bicicleta e de dam� ?
680
01:14:47,228 --> 01:14:50,742
Doamne...
681
01:14:51,956 --> 01:14:55,429
Po�i s� pleci,
nu mai am nevoie de tine.
682
01:15:04,339 --> 01:15:07,386
Trebuie s� ajungem la Colosseum.
683
01:15:07,399 --> 01:15:11,471
Am gre�it drumul.
�ntreab�-le pe doamne.
684
01:15:11,510 --> 01:15:15,326
Imediat.
685
01:15:16,795 --> 01:15:20,086
- Permite�i ?
- 10.000 permisiunea.
686
01:15:21,172 --> 01:15:25,291
- Astea sunt curve.
- S� plec�m.
687
01:15:30,925 --> 01:15:34,376
- C�t ?
- 10.000.
688
01:15:58,434 --> 01:16:01,445
- V� e frig ?
- Da.
689
01:16:01,492 --> 01:16:03,827
V� dau acest palton.
Accepta�i compania mea ?
690
01:16:04,695 --> 01:16:06,718
- Da. Mul�umesc.
- Sigur ?
691
01:16:06,747 --> 01:16:10,279
- Da. Bine�n�eles.
- Companie, �nainte, mar� !
692
01:16:12,019 --> 01:16:16,498
Cu toat� compania ?
693
01:16:22,734 --> 01:16:26,472
Domni�oar�, �l cunoa�te�i
pe negrul �la ?
694
01:16:30,869 --> 01:16:35,238
E la fereastra lui Patacchiola.
Poate c�dea jos...
695
01:16:35,238 --> 01:16:38,249
Merge�i acolo.
696
01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:41,765
Ce nesim�i�i !
Pare o gr�din� zoologic�.
697
01:16:42,654 --> 01:16:48,895
- Ce face�i ?
- M� ocup de subdezvolta�i.
698
01:16:48,928 --> 01:16:53,918
Dac� vine so�ul....
De ce nu intra�i �n�untru ?
699
01:16:53,954 --> 01:16:58,163
Nu pot. Dac� fac un pas �napoi,
�l arunc pe fereastr�.
700
01:17:02,131 --> 01:17:05,306
Ce animal !
701
01:17:10,675 --> 01:17:13,860
Ajutor.
702
01:17:14,089 --> 01:17:18,750
I-am rupt podul din Brooklyn,
s� vedem ce face subdezvoltatul !
703
01:17:20,778 --> 01:17:25,077
V� rog s� m� ajuta�i.
704
01:17:27,109 --> 01:17:30,638
M� auzi�i ?
705
01:17:33,207 --> 01:17:36,311
- V� rog s� m� ajuta�i.
- Ce s-a �nt�mplat ?
706
01:17:36,959 --> 01:17:41,033
- M-au prins �i am fost violat� de patru.
- Nu ai strigat dup� ajutor ?
707
01:17:41,089 --> 01:17:44,287
- Nu m� aude nimeni.
- Cum, cu toate ma�inile astea... ?!
708
01:17:44,354 --> 01:17:47,360
S� mai �ncercam odat�.
Strig� dup� ajutor.
709
01:17:47,405 --> 01:17:49,745
Strig� mai tare.
710
01:17:49,819 --> 01:17:52,865
Mai tare !
711
01:17:53,937 --> 01:17:57,243
Ai dreptate.
Nu se opre�te nimeni.
712
01:17:57,889 --> 01:18:01,248
Azi totul ��i merge r�u.
713
01:18:01,759 --> 01:18:05,319
- Ce faci ?
- �ip�, eu sunt surd.
714
01:18:05,771 --> 01:18:08,832
Strig� !
715
01:18:16,479 --> 01:18:20,214
Un porumbel...
716
01:18:28,708 --> 01:18:32,069
- Schimb de minge.
- De ce ?
717
01:18:32,944 --> 01:18:36,007
O schimb, asta mi s-a f�cut p�trat�.
718
01:18:40,949 --> 01:18:43,870
Fileu !
719
01:18:44,293 --> 01:18:48,211
Out ! Rahat !
720
01:18:49,021 --> 01:18:52,475
Cum, rahat ?
721
01:18:52,944 --> 01:18:56,824
Rahatul �sta de porumbel are
ceva cu mine. Uite-l acolo, �l vezi ?
722
01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:09,932
- Face�i o partid� cu mine ?
- Sunt �ncep�tor.
723
01:19:10,027 --> 01:19:13,169
- V� face bine.
- O fac pentru tine.
724
01:19:13,405 --> 01:19:16,417
- Unde m� duc, acolo ?
- Arbitrez eu.
725
01:19:21,289 --> 01:19:24,590
- Respira�i ad�nc.
- De ce ?
726
01:19:24,714 --> 01:19:28,971
O respira�ie ad�nc� �i pl�m�nii
se umplu cu oxigen.
727
01:19:30,402 --> 01:19:33,718
Servesc.
728
01:19:34,199 --> 01:19:37,399
- Servi�i !
- Servesc o...
729
01:19:47,093 --> 01:19:49,495
Respins...
730
01:19:50,500 --> 01:19:53,029
Respins...
731
01:19:56,585 --> 01:19:59,464
- Partid� suspendat�.
- De ce ?
732
01:19:59,557 --> 01:20:02,779
Schimb de mingii.
733
01:20:22,982 --> 01:20:25,836
- M� doare, iubire.
- Iubire pe dracu...
734
01:20:25,877 --> 01:20:29,035
- S�-i ajut�m.
- De ce s�-i ajut�m ? Se simt bine...
735
01:20:29,168 --> 01:20:32,368
- E un accident.
- Ce s-a �nt�mplat ?
736
01:20:32,551 --> 01:20:36,367
Dac� �l prind pe cel care mi-a pus
lipici �n cutia de lubrifiant...
737
01:20:36,777 --> 01:20:41,310
Ce mi�to, au r�mas lipi�i....
738
01:20:43,326 --> 01:20:47,122
- S� �i lu�m pe am�ndoi.
- Las�-ne !
739
01:20:47,793 --> 01:20:51,221
De ce v� pl�nge�i ? Mai �nt�i
v� giugiuli�i, iar apoi pl�nge�i....
740
01:20:51,697 --> 01:20:54,473
Nu m� �mpinge...
741
01:20:55,679 --> 01:20:58,562
A venit taxiul.
742
01:21:07,981 --> 01:21:10,418
- Unde ?
- Repede la spital.
743
01:21:10,505 --> 01:21:13,002
- Ce au p��it ?
- De unde s� �tiu eu ?
744
01:21:13,074 --> 01:21:16,467
- Nu e contagios.
- �tiu eu, au r�mas �n�epeni�i.
745
01:21:16,951 --> 01:21:19,470
Bravo ! Du-i la spital !
746
01:21:24,095 --> 01:21:27,704
- Ce ai ? Nu ��i face griji.
- Dac� ai �ti la ce m� g�ndesc...
747
01:21:28,099 --> 01:21:31,382
Nu ��i face probleme.
Iepura�ul t�u va avea grij� de tine.
748
01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:37,586
... nici nu puteam g�si ceva mai frumos.
O fat� frumoas� cu o foc� frumoas�...
749
01:21:38,051 --> 01:21:42,727
- V�d c� e o foc� frumoas�.
- Nu a�i �n�eles, foca asta mu�c�...
750
01:21:43,621 --> 01:21:47,709
Eu am g�sit-o, sunt un mare
descoperitor de talente.
751
01:21:47,899 --> 01:21:51,469
Schimba�i-v� aici. Afar�.
Pentru prob�, pune�i-v� astea.
752
01:21:52,145 --> 01:21:54,894
- Mul�umesc.
- Te ajut eu, p�pu��.
753
01:21:55,334 --> 01:21:58,773
- M� descurc singur�.
- Bine, mai t�rziu.
754
01:22:02,166 --> 01:22:08,025
Problemele se vor rezolva cu ora legal�,
ora pr�nzului va fi la ora 13...
755
01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:11,141
... italienii au fost �ntotdeauna
de acord cu asta.
756
01:22:11,526 --> 01:22:15,625
D�-mi slipul, Enriqueta !
757
01:22:16,103 --> 01:22:19,120
Acum ce fac ?
758
01:22:19,988 --> 01:22:23,436
Unde e�ti, Enriqueta ?
759
01:22:25,209 --> 01:22:28,785
Prive�te !
760
01:22:28,801 --> 01:22:33,196
- �ntoarce-te ! Prinde-o �n cadru.
- Fata ?
761
01:22:33,295 --> 01:22:37,913
Cum, fata ?
Filmeaz-o toat�.
762
01:22:38,680 --> 01:22:43,200
Ne prezentam na�iunii cu fa�a descoperit�,
f�r� a ascunde ceva.
763
01:22:43,723 --> 01:22:47,719
Oamenii �tia politici
au to�i aceia�i fa��.
764
01:22:47,753 --> 01:22:51,245
De cur !
765
01:22:54,928 --> 01:22:58,290
Prive�te fata aceea !
766
01:22:58,389 --> 01:23:01,554
- E frumoas� �i sl�bu��...
- O lu�m de la �nceput, contes� ?
767
01:23:02,040 --> 01:23:07,622
- Ajunge jum�tate de or� !
- Trebuie s� sta�i aici toat� noaptea.
768
01:23:10,106 --> 01:23:13,210
Ce trebuie s� fac ca s� am
�i eu un corp a�a frumos ?
769
01:23:13,210 --> 01:23:16,159
Cine �tie ? Poate dac� o chem
s� lucreze �n clinica mea... !
770
01:23:16,483 --> 01:23:19,619
Una ca ea are idei noi, revolu�ionare.
771
01:23:21,862 --> 01:23:25,214
- Contesa v� a�teapt�.
- Mul�umesc.
772
01:23:25,714 --> 01:23:28,386
Dvs. nu lucra�i la prim�rie ?
773
01:23:28,437 --> 01:23:31,555
A trebuit s� �mi caut
o slujb� mai grea...
774
01:23:33,004 --> 01:23:35,399
- Dna contes�, a venit.
- Bun� ziua !
775
01:23:35,437 --> 01:23:38,643
Ce frumoas� �i sl�bu��...
776
01:23:38,718 --> 01:23:42,519
C�nd m� g�ndesc
c� �i eu voi fi ca tine...
777
01:23:43,273 --> 01:23:46,806
T�mpitul �sta m-a convins s�
deschid un centru de sl�bit.
778
01:23:47,390 --> 01:23:51,106
M-a pus �i pe mine la diet�,
uite cum am ajuns !
779
01:23:51,582 --> 01:23:54,987
Eu v-am prescris o diet� de c�l�rie.
780
01:23:55,360 --> 01:23:58,559
- ... dar dvs. m�nca�i doi cai pe zi.
- Am tensiunea sc�zut�.
781
01:23:58,577 --> 01:24:00,354
Trebuie s� mai face�i mi�care.
782
01:24:00,446 --> 01:24:03,944
Lua�i-l pe imbecilul �sta, dac� nu,
sar pe el �i �l strivesc.
783
01:24:06,040 --> 01:24:11,226
Vrei s� conduci tu clinica asta ?
Po�i s� faci oamenii s� sl�beasc� ?
784
01:24:13,414 --> 01:24:17,211
Da, am idei excep�ionale.
785
01:24:18,114 --> 01:24:21,927
Mi�ca�i-v� mai repede, ��n�arilor !
786
01:24:23,360 --> 01:24:26,988
- Veni�i mai repede !
- Privi�i-o !
787
01:24:29,109 --> 01:24:32,621
Mai repede !
788
01:24:36,337 --> 01:24:39,833
Mai cu via��.
789
01:24:40,260 --> 01:24:43,575
Cine ajunge primul, prime�te de m�ncare.
790
01:24:43,799 --> 01:24:47,976
V�d c� sunte�i �n form�...
791
01:24:48,021 --> 01:24:50,913
Mai cu via��, flutura�ilor...
792
01:24:57,029 --> 01:25:00,607
M� vede�i ? Sunt aici...
793
01:25:03,744 --> 01:25:07,133
Veni�i !
794
01:25:09,885 --> 01:25:13,272
Mai repede ! Cine ajunge primul,
prime�te de m�ncare.
795
01:25:15,426 --> 01:25:19,196
E mai u�or dec�t crede�i.
796
01:25:30,362 --> 01:25:34,117
Nu te opri, suge burta,
fundul �n afar�, capul sus...
797
01:25:36,250 --> 01:25:40,025
Stop ! Pe loc !
Aici se sl�be�te un kilogram.
798
01:25:41,906 --> 01:25:45,532
Opre�te-te ! S� nu �ntrerupem
antrenamentul.
799
01:25:47,009 --> 01:25:51,089
Asta e gimnastic�, nu te opri.
800
01:25:51,669 --> 01:25:55,627
Aici se sl�be�te dou� kilograme.
801
01:25:55,800 --> 01:25:59,935
Opre�te-te, aici faci buba.
802
01:26:01,234 --> 01:26:05,337
Continu� alergarea !
Aici se sl�be�te 15 kilograme.
803
01:26:06,349 --> 01:26:08,943
- F�-o singur, eu am treab�.
- Unde pleci ?
804
01:26:08,993 --> 01:26:13,027
Acolo se sl�be�te 1 kg, aici 2 kg...
805
01:26:19,023 --> 01:26:23,084
Dac� nu fug, am pus-o...
806
01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:29,295
- Opre�te-te !
- Ce, sunt prost ?
807
01:26:30,542 --> 01:26:33,339
Toate mi se �nt�mpl� numai mie !
Ce vrea asta ?
808
01:26:33,435 --> 01:26:36,194
- Opre�te-te.
- Ai mai spus-o...
809
01:26:39,142 --> 01:26:42,818
Ce vrei ? Al naibii...
810
01:26:44,912 --> 01:26:49,123
- Un ultim efort.
- Mai repede, ��n�arilor !
811
01:26:49,286 --> 01:26:52,875
- Nu mai pot.
- Aproape am ajuns.
812
01:26:54,368 --> 01:26:58,367
- Privi�i-l pe cel din fa�� !
- Privi�i animalul din spatele vostru.
813
01:26:58,981 --> 01:27:02,081
Scap� cine poate.
814
01:27:03,823 --> 01:27:07,293
- Ajutor !
- Fugi�i...
815
01:27:19,150 --> 01:27:23,823
SF�R�IT
816
01:27:27,509 --> 01:27:34,286
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