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Wow. Today was so busy.
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It wasn't even funny.
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Miss Potter.
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Ha ha ha!
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Sorry. I.. Excuse me.
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Miss Potter?
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Ha ha ha!
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Whoa!
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Miss Potter!
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Ha ha ha!
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Huh!
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What's so funny?
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Ha ha ha!
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- Going somewhere?
- I don't think so.
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Ha ha ha!
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Whoosh.
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Tortured smile,
uncontrollable laughing fits..
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Joker.
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Hardly seems like a simple
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bank scheme is worth his time.
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Ha ha ha!
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Who said it was simple?
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Vroom
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screech boom
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vroom.
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'We did what we could'
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'but the outbreak
was too scattered.'
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Too random to contain.
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Tell me about it.
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I had my people all over Gotham
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trying to chase down
these giggle bandits.
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Fortunately, the change
was only temporary.
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The victims have no idea
what came over them or why.
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Clearly, Joker infected
these people to do
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his criminal bidding. But how?
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That's the million
dollar question.
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None of his victims seem
to have anything in common.
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'What kind of
person lets himself'
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'go all giggly for that goon?'
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Hey, it wasn't their fault.
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Joker obviously got to them.
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Maybe he used a
gas or a powder or..
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Ha ha. Something, I don't know.
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You saw the tox screens,
there was no trace
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of anything in the victims.
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- Ha ha ha!
- Hey, I'm getting serious here.
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So.. So am I.
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Oh, boy.
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'The Jewelry store. But
who are they chasing?'
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Batman, we've got a situ..
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- Ha ha!
- Uh!
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Oh, no, you don't!
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Hey! Uh! Whoa!
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Ha ha ha!
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Come on, Batgirl,
snap out of it.
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Ha ha ha! Uh!
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Ah!
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Ha ha ha!
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Okay. This time I'm
not fooling around.
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Ha ha ha!
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- Batgirl.
- Huh?
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Ha ha ha!
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Clank Ha ha ha!
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Is it safe?
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A brief time-out should
reset her personality.
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- Batman?
- How do you feel?
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Confused. What's going on?
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Someone got a
case of the giggles.
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Who?
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No!
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I must have been really
out of it. I hate pearls.
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Do you know where you
were taking the stolen jewels?
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'No, but I've got an idea.'
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Looks like the fish
are biting tonight.
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Ahoy, land lovers!
Stopped by to see me off?
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How thoughtful!
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Punch. Get it!
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Vroom.
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Bon voyage, Bats!
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Great. Now what?
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We figure out how he got to you.
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Slurp slurp Cute jacket.
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This tanks.
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Got a better idea?
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No, but that doesn't
make following
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the shopping
queen tank any less.
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Joker did something to Barbara
at some point during her day.
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Yeah, and by retracing her steps
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we're hoping to figure
out when and where.
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But, Bruce, we just
spent the last two hours
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watching her shop for handbags!
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Well, you're in luck. I think
she moved on to the main event.
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Comic books?
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Shoes.
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Argh!
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Ooh!
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'After her morning
shopping trip'
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Barbara took the
train to school.
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Let's just hope they don't
have a shoe store on campus.
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Argh.
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We can use some help here.
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We got our own problems.
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'And this was the
scene last evening.'
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'If this particular
giggle bandit'
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'looks familiar, he should.'
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'It's none other than
billionaire Bruce Wayne'
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'proving even Gotham's
elite can fall prey'
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'to Joker's schemes.'
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Annoying, isn't it?
Welcome to my world.
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Of course, all charges
have been dropped
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against Mr. Wayne
and his companions
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despite a scuffle
with the police.
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The authorities are
lucky to have sustained
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as few injuries as they did.
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'This time Joker's
victims threw'
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'their stolen property'
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'off the East Canal Bridge.'
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Wait a minute.
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That woman looks familiar.
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She was on the train.
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Yeah. Who could forget that hat?
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The boy with the
piercing, the old man.
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They were there,
too. They all were.
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- The commuter train.
- Joker's using the train.
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How does he brainwash
people with the train?
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The lights.
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Vroom.
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'Life getting you down, bubby?'
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'Feel like you're just
along for the ride?'
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Then relax, clear your minds
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and look into the lights.
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'The peaceful lights.'
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'The soothing lights.'
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beep beep.
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Make sure everyone
stays out of the first car.
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Whoa. Whoa. Blast
public transportation.
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What's the matter
with the lights?
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Your scheme has
just been derailed.
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Excuse me. I'm
the conductor here.
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And all passengers must
get their tickets punched.
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Boys.
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Thud thud swoosh.
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Well, isn't that hospitable?
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Judy wants you to have his seat.
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- Whoa!
- Whoa!
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Hee-yah!
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Whoa! Uh!
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Thud.
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If you'll excuse me, I've
got business to conduct.
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Boom.
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Runaway train anyone?
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Ha ha ha!
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We're heading for a dead-end.
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Well, we've got all those
passengers back there.
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And no air bags.
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Grab my arm.
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Boom boom.
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- Whoa!
- Whoa!
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Screech - Whoa!
- Whoa!
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Crash.
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Come on. We make the
rest of this trip on foot.
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It's all caves and
tunnels down here.
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Like a giant hunk
of Swiss cheese.
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In the late 1800s Gotham
was a thriving coal mining town.
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Who knows how many tunnels
riddle this city's foundation.
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'Ooh! Crime fighter and his
truth confessor, all in one!'
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'I'm so glad you
decided to drop in!'
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Ah!
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'Must have been
exciting in those days.'
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chink chink.
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'Such dangerous work
down in the mines.'
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'What, with all the
accidents, cave-ins'
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'and poison gas.'
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hiss
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screech thud.
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Aww! Mmm, mmm,
mmm. End of the line.
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Rise and shine, Bat gang!
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Look! You have
your very own cage!
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Just like Ralph
here. Hee! Ha ha ha!
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It's a pretty good
haul, don't you think?
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Just imagine what I'll get
for these on the internet!
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Let me guess. You're going
to run us over with your train.
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Real original.
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I assure you, that
joke is too obvious
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even for me.
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No, I've cooked up a
far more crushing defeat
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for my little cave
bats. Heh heh heh!
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You see, you're right about
all the tunnels under Gotham.
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The place is lousy with them.
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So I thought I'd
spruce them up a bit.
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Dynamite.
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Miles of it. Just imagine.
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All these tunnels
blowing at once.
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The entire city swallowed
into a great big sinkhole.
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Ahh. Ashes to
ashes, and all that rot.
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Ooh! Love to chat! But
I've got a schedule to keep.
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Ta-ta!
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'This is the cuckoo-choo-choo!
Now leaving on track nine.'
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Next stop, city limits and the
end of Gotham as we know it.
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Mwah! All aboard!
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Honk
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click click click
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beep beep beep.
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- GPS?
- It can tell us where we are.
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I can tell you where we are.
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Stuck in a cave miles
below the surface.
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I hate to say it,
Batman. But he's right.
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There's no way we
can catch Joker now.
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- We've got nothing.
- Not so.
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'We've got explosives.'
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boom.
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- Good heavens.
- Sorry about the mess, Alfred.
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The front door too
conventional for you, sir?
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Vroom.
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Well, hear that?
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Screech
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beep Get in.
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Beep.
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You gotta be kidding.
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Beep beep beep.
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'Train approaching.'
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honk honk honk
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vroom
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vroom vroom.
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That's it. We're moving.
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Only three more
miles to the city limits.
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I'll miss you, Gotham and the
swell times we had together.
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But most of all, I'll miss
the good old batty man.
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I will.. Huh?
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Beep beep beep.
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Oh, I was so close.
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Boom boom.
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It seems like we're
always saying goodbye.
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Clang clang Huh?
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Cover me.
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Whoo hoo hoo! Circus time!
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Ha ha ha!
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Ooh!
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Clang.
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Ugh.
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Ha ha ha!
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Say goodbye, Gotham!
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Ha ha ha!
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Click
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click click click Huh?
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- Argh.
- Sorry, Joker.
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You can't send a
signal without a battery.
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Ahh-h-h-h-h!
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I've been railroaded?
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Aa-a-a-h!
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Screech.
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- Oh.
- Last stop, Joker.
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You know, it's a really
shame to seal it up.
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Maybe you should
expand. Add a Batgirl cave.
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Batgirl cave?
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I'm old enough to
have my own cave.
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I can park my cycle there,
bring in some exercise equipment
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a couple of beanbags.
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How come she gets her own cave?
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I want my own cave!
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Nobody's getting their own cave.
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Well, gotta go.
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And where are you
off to in such a hurry?
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Late for a train?
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Midnight madness
sale at Gotham Shoes.
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- You coming with me?
- She's a regular Joker.
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