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I don't know why
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but this painting
always makes me laugh.
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Punch? Judy? Wrap it up.
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It'll look nice in the bathroom.
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'Bathroom?'
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I consider the bathroom
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more of a library
than art gallery.
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Judy!
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Huh-uhh!
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Unh-uhh!
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Someone should frame that move
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because it was a masterpiece.
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The kids are here
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but where's the den mother?
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Huh?
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Hey! Whoa!
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Have you seen my latest piece?
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It's called bat-bits on canvas.
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Ha, ha, ha!
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Vroom
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screech boom.
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Unh!
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Beep beep beep Oops! Gotta run.
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Ha, ha, ha!
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Ah-ha, ha, ha!
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Don't look at me like
that. I'm going to be late!
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Vroom.
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Ahh-ha ha ha!
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Looks like Joker's gonna
need some new goons.
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See if you two
can pick up his trail.
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I'll join you shortly.
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Where are you going?
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I have to deal with a whole
other kind of craziness.
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Hurry, hurry! Can't miss it!
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- Yes!
- 'Here's Harley!'
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Mwah! Hiya, folks.
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Time for an hour of
love and laughter with me
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Dr. Harleen Quinzel.
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With Valentine's Day
right around the corner.
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Harley's here
with helpful advice.
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Talk to me.
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'Uh, hi, Harley.'
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'Uh, there's
this girl I like... '
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Three words, Romeo.
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Flowers, flowers, flowers.
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And never take
"No" for an answer.
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Have a good 'un, puddin'.
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What's your query, deary?
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'Dr. Quinzel, last week'
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'you told a girl named Monica'
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'to ignore her parent's wishes'
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'and go out with a
guy named Stan.'
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I remember. Two
sweet, crazy kids in love.
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- 'I'm Monica's mother!'
- Ehh!
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'Where do you
come off telling her..'
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Umm, heh, sorry, folks.
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Just some nutcase.
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I told you to
screen those calls.
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We'll be right back.
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Think loving thoughts.
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Pop psychology at its worst.
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That girl's theories
are unfounded.
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Her professional
manner's a joke.
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And her training, if
any, is shoddy at best.
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I love this show!
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The girl's more
screw-loose than me!
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Oh, Jimmy Herbert,
Network Bigwig.
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What brings you
to the set today?
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Let me guess. In
search of fashion advice?
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Speaking of advice, what kind
are you giving these people?
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Are you questioning me?
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Everyone who has
an online degree
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in psychology,
please raise your hand.
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Oh, okay.
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Then, how about we
let the professionals
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do their job. Alright, hon?
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This show is supposed
to help people.
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You've turned it into a circus.
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I know!
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And you wanna talk circus?
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Wait till you see my
Valentine's Day special.
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Look. There won't
be a Valentine's Day
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special if you keep this...
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Oopsies! Gotta get back.
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Latersville.
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Welcome back. I've
got a real treat for you.
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'An exclusive, very
intimate one-on-one'
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'with Gotham's most
elusive bachelor..'
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Bruce Wayne!
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Mmm, what's
cookin', good-lookin'?
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- Well, Dr. Quinzel...
- Ah!
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- Oof. Uhh!
- Call me Harley.
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- Everyone does.
- Okay, Harley.
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I'd like to talk about
the Wayne Foundation's.
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Charity Drive for crime victims.
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Oh, civic-minded, too.
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But let's talk
about your love life.
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Now, Harley. You promised
I'd have a chance to promote
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the charity drive.
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We want the juice, Bruce.
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This is your secret
life, Bruce Wayne!
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- Uh-oh.
- Bruce?
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Oh, yeah.
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You remember Kiki,
don't you, Brucey?
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Uucch!
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Well, she remembers you
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and she's dishing the dirt!
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He-heh.
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He's faced some pretty
nasty sneak-attacks
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but nothing like this.
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We have to save him.
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It's too late, Robin.
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There's nothing we can do.
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So we're having a nice
dinner, and suddenly, he's all
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"I have to see to some
important business."
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Out Bruce Wayne runs,
leaving me to pay the check.
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Oh, terrible.
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Just terrible.
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About time someone
stuck it to that rich oaf.
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How about we take
some calls now?
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Hi-hi, you're on
"Heart-to-heart with Harley."
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'Evening, Harley. Mr. J here.'
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'Frequent watcher,
frequent caller.'
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'Great show tonight!'
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Mr. J, my favorite caller.
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Nice to hear from you again.
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Well, I just wanted to
say men like Bruce Wayne
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deserve to be
baked into a giant pie
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and then launched into
the side of a building.
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Figuratively
speaking, of course.
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Gotta say, your mind works
in interesting ways, Mr. J.
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I've had enough of
this. I'm outta here.
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Uh-oh. Hey!
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Hold your horses, Brucey.
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We're not done yet.
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Oh, yes, you are.
I'm sorry, Mr. Wayne.
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Neither this woman nor this show
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will ever trouble you again.
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You're no psychologist.
You're a joke.
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- But...
- 'You're off the air!'
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Wha.. No!
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Oh, the poor kid!
Yanked in mid-show.
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She'll be an emotional wreck!
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Someone should
take advantage of that.
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Face it, Harley.
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No one's ever gonna
take you seriously
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as a psychologist.
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They just can't see
past my playful exterior.
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Story of my life.
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- Hello?
- 'Dr. Quinzel?'
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'Forgive the intrusion,
but I just had to meet you.'
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'I'm your number-one fan.'
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I'm Mr. J.
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Huh?
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Must admit, I'm surprised
that you wanted to hang out.
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Most ladies would find
my lifestyle... eccentric.
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Oh, I may act goofy on
TV but I'm still a doctor.
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Extreme personalities
intrigue me.
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'And an extreme
personality like yours'
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might be the ticket to
getting back my old show
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and maybe finally some respect.
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Ohh.
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So you're stringing
old Mr. J along
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just to write
some tell-all book?
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I'll split the profits
with you 50-50.
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Ahh-ha, ha, ha!
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You've got moxie.
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I feed moxie to the hyenas.
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Sit!
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You're good.
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Now, what do you say
we sit down and, you know
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have a heart-to-heart
with Harley.
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Hmm.
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Oh, where do I begin?
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I guess for as
long as I remember
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I always wanted to
make people laugh.
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I see.
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The neighbors say
they saw the doctor
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leave freely with Mr. J.
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Wonder what he
could want with her.
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He saw a vulnerable
person he could manipulate.
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Someone good for a few
laughs, until he got bored.
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And join us again next week
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when Batman analyzes
the Freudian implications
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of Penguin's umbrella.
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It's bad enough the Network said
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I wasn't a real psychologist.
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They said I was a joke.
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I happen to like jokes.
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Besides, there are worse names.
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I know. I've been called them.
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Guess we have a few
things in common, huh?
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You know what two
sad sacks like us need?
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A night on the town!
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I don't know. That seems
awfully unprofessional.
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Consider it research
for your book.
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But what if... You're
seen associating with
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a certified criminal whack-job?
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A costume!
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That way, no one
will know it's you.
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Ha, ha!
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Bling.
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'Harleen Quinzel becomes'
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'Harley Quinn!'
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bling.
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♪ Comb your hair
and paint and powder ♪
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♪ You act proud
and I'll act prouder ♪
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♪ You sing loud
and I'll sing louder ♪
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♪ Tonight we're setting
the woods on fire ♪
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♪ You're my gal
and I'm your feller ♪
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♪ Dressed up in
your frock of yeller ♪
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♪ I look swell but
you look sweller ♪
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♪ Settin' the woods on fire ♪
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♪ We'll take in all
the honky-tonks ♪
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♪ Tonight we're havin' fun ♪
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♪ We'll show the folks
a brand-new dance ♪
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♪ That never has been done ha ♪
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♪ I don't care who
thinks we're silly ♪
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♪ You be Daffy
and I'll be Dilly ♪
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♪ We'll order up
two bowls of jelly ♪
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♪ Settin' the woods on fire ♪
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♪ La-la la la
la la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la la la la ♪
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Ha, ha, ha!
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♪ La la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la la la ha ♪
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♪ I don't care who
thinks we're silly ♪
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♪ You be Daffy
and I'll be Dilly ♪
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♪ We'll order up
two bowls of jelly ♪
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♪ Settin' the woods on fire ♪
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No riders!
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Ooh!
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Ha, ha, ha!
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Aaa-h-h-h!
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- Ha, ha, ha!
- Aah-h-h!
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Huh? What was that?
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Hi, folks. Don't mind us.
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Aah!
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Some fun, eh, kid?
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Has anyone ever survived
a night out with you?
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There's a first
time for everything.
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Leave him alone!
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Uhh. Aah!
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Unh!
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'Dr. Quinzel?'
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Call me Harley Quinn.
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What are you doing?
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- 'Joker's a psychopath.'
- Huh?
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Better than what
you are. A third wheel.
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Huh.
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Hold this for me,
will you? Thanks.
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- Aah!
- Aah-ahh!
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Here's our floor!
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Hu-ahh!
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Aa-h-h!
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Fear not. Salvation is at hand.
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Aa-h-h-h!
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A little trick I borrowed
from Penguin.
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Remind me to send him a fish.
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Ahh-ha ha ha ha!
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Authorities are
at a loss to explain
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how the diamond was stolen
from the high-security vault
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and a police
investigation is underway.
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'In other news, there
is still no official word'
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'on the bizarre transformation
of Dr. Harleen Quinzel.'
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Huh?
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00:15:20,004 --> 00:15:20,989
According to eyewitness accounts
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the doctor has been
sporting a new look
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while keeping time with
Gotham's most wanted wacko.
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Noted TV psychologist
Elliott Blaine
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offered this observation.
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It's no surprise that
Dr. Quinzel jumped the track.
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She was a sad, needy person
275
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who tried to fill the
void in her own soul
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by dispensing superficial
relationship advice to others.
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00:15:44,001 --> 00:15:44,978
What?
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I'll have a full profile
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of Dr. Quinzel tonight
on my prime-time special.
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Ar-r-r-h-h-h!
281
00:15:55,007 --> 00:15:56,990
Unh! You big phony!
282
00:15:57,014 --> 00:16:00,986
That was supposed to
be my Valentine's special!
283
00:16:01,010 --> 00:16:01,995
Unh!
284
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Happy Valentine's Day, kid.
285
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I brought you something.
286
00:16:06,023 --> 00:16:08,007
What?
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Bling.
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Pretty.
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Aww, I wanted to
give you a present
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for all the fun
we've been having.
291
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What is it that you want?
292
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Unh! That's what I want?
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To get even with those jerks.
294
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I was trying to help people,
and now I'm the bad guy?
295
00:16:31,016 --> 00:16:33,996
More of an accomplice, actually.
296
00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:36,002
Unh!
297
00:16:37,019 --> 00:16:39,019
They should all suffer.
298
00:16:42,005 --> 00:16:43,017
Sounds like a hoot!
299
00:16:46,003 --> 00:16:47,988
What we have with
Harleen Quinzel
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is a textbook case of a woman
301
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deluded by a fantasy
image of herself
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as a healer and caregiver.
303
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'Hey, doc! I've got a
text-bookcase for ya!'
304
00:17:00,003 --> 00:17:01,013
Uhh!
305
00:17:07,004 --> 00:17:08,023
Hi-hi, Gotham!
306
00:17:09,001 --> 00:17:13,010
Harley's back, for a
special farewell show.
307
00:17:18,009 --> 00:17:19,009
Unh!
308
00:17:29,023 --> 00:17:31,014
'Yoo-hoo.'
309
00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:33,994
Keep your seats, people.
310
00:17:34,018 --> 00:17:37,023
The little lady's
just warming up.
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00:17:38,001 --> 00:17:40,982
Aww, that's right, puddin'.
312
00:17:41,006 --> 00:17:42,998
I'm going to set
the record straight
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00:17:43,022 --> 00:17:48,016
then finish my broadcasting
career with a big bang.
314
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- Let's go.
- What?
315
00:17:51,012 --> 00:17:53,007
We can't wait for
the commercial?
316
00:17:57,013 --> 00:18:00,017
So, you didn't like my show?
317
00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:04,017
Well, try this one.
318
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,992
"When Animals
Attack People I Hate."
319
00:18:11,016 --> 00:18:13,007
It's a comedy.
320
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:18,003
Huh! Hah!
321
00:18:19,019 --> 00:18:22,004
You're cancelled. Again.
322
00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:25,001
Ar-r-r-r.
323
00:18:32,014 --> 00:18:33,019
Huh!
324
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:37,995
Aww, thanks, sweetie.
325
00:18:38,019 --> 00:18:41,986
Now drag her outside and
Joker gas her or something.
326
00:18:42,010 --> 00:18:44,981
You ordering me around?
327
00:18:45,005 --> 00:18:45,993
Don't go too far.
328
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I've indulged you only
because it amused me.
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00:18:50,007 --> 00:18:51,017
Yes, sir.
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00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,991
Hee, hee, hee. You little imp.
331
00:18:55,015 --> 00:18:57,012
I could never stay mad at you.
332
00:19:02,022 --> 00:19:04,001
Uh-oh.
333
00:19:05,004 --> 00:19:05,986
- Ugh!
- Aah!
334
00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:08,011
Uhh, uhh. Ah!
335
00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:10,996
- Uhh.
- Uhh.
336
00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:12,984
Rr-r-r-r!
337
00:19:13,008 --> 00:19:14,991
- Uhh.
- Don't move.
338
00:19:15,015 --> 00:19:15,996
Very funny.
339
00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:18,987
Unh! Aah!
340
00:19:19,011 --> 00:19:23,000
You bats won't pull
the plug on my special.
341
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:29,996
What have you done?
342
00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:32,023
They sent me down in flames.
343
00:19:33,001 --> 00:19:34,991
So I'm returning the favor.
344
00:19:35,015 --> 00:19:37,997
Ehh-ha, ha, ha!
345
00:19:38,021 --> 00:19:39,992
There are three more bombs
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00:19:40,016 --> 00:19:41,991
planted around this building.
347
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,984
Once they go, all
Gotham broadcasting
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00:19:45,008 --> 00:19:45,999
comes tumblin' down!
349
00:19:46,023 --> 00:19:48,022
Show the man, Harley!
350
00:19:51,009 --> 00:19:51,987
Ahh!
351
00:19:52,011 --> 00:19:53,018
Not gonna happen.
352
00:19:54,009 --> 00:19:55,014
Uh-unh.
353
00:19:57,005 --> 00:19:58,015
Unh.
354
00:19:59,014 --> 00:20:00,018
Ya-a-h-h!
355
00:20:04,008 --> 00:20:05,986
I'm okay. Help the audience.
356
00:20:06,010 --> 00:20:07,010
Unh!
357
00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:15,020
Unh.
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00:20:18,005 --> 00:20:19,016
This way, people.
359
00:20:24,001 --> 00:20:25,041
Time to make tracks, boys.
360
00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:33,988
So long, little Harley Quinn.
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00:20:34,012 --> 00:20:35,015
It's been fun!
362
00:20:58,020 --> 00:21:00,995
The Joker doesn't care
about anyone but himself.
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00:21:01,019 --> 00:21:03,980
He never has, and he never will.
364
00:21:04,004 --> 00:21:07,007
You'd think a psychologist
would know better.
365
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:23,001
Huh?
366
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:30,012
Ha, ha, ha!
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