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- Coming through, sir.
- Take a load off, Alfred.
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Jolly good, then.
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Oh, dear. I trust Master
Bruce did pay the cable bill.
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Good evening, Gotham!
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Joker.
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It's me, your most
underrated entertainer.
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'Oh, how I've tried
to make you all laugh'
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but I'm not feelin'
the love, people.
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Every time I bring my
brand of funny to Gotham
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the only sound I hear is..
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But who can blame you?
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You're all glued
to your idiot boxes.
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'And since the media
chooses to focus'
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'on the tragic side
of my crime career..'
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it seems some hilarious
counterprograming is in order.
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So stay tuned for my
brand-new sitcom..
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' "..Me And The Mayor!"'
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What happens when you
team the crazy crime clown
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with Gotham's very
own Mayor Grange?
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Can't miss comedy, folks.
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And it premieres tonight on
my very own private network.
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JTV just as soon as
I abduct my co-star.
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Shall I tape it for you, sir?
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♪ The Batman ♪
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Next time Joker decides
to target the mayor
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I'll drive.
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Sorry, partner
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but Cash Tankinson
always drives.
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Does Cash Tankinson
always wear sunglasses at night
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and speak in third
person? Just curious.
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Yeah, chief warned me
you'd resent the new guy, so..
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I'm your first since
what's-his-name, huh?
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Bennett. His name
was Ethan Bennett.
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A real shame Joker went
and turned him into clay-face
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but Cash Tankinson
don't melt so easy.
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I'm the last partner
you'll ever need, Yin.
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I somehow doubt that.
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Vroom.
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What kind of nut
announces his crimes
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before he commits them?
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Joker has to be kidding
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if he thinks he could
get past Gotham PD.
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Joker's not kidding, mayor.
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H-h-he's joking!
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What's wrong with you?
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He's joking.
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- Joker?
- 'It's The Joker!'
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Get ready for your
close-up, Mr. Mayor.
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On the floor, clown boy!
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Cash Tankinson's kickin'
butt and takin' names!
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Stop! Ha-ha, stop!
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Such classic dialogue!
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What deadpan delivery!
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'You are hee-haw-larious!'
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'Ever consider
acting? You're good.'
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Clown boy, you're goin'..
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Down?
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My card. We'll do lunch.
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Thank you, Punch.
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Judy, chop-chop.
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Joker and The Batman.
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Sweet.
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Tankinson!
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Tankinson, wait up! Oh!
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Thud The Batman?
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My biggest fan.
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Punch, run this
out to him, please.
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Bam vroom.
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Judy, I think this is our turn.
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Screech.
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Hm, might have a
better chance losing him
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in something sportier.
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Screech.
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Happy trails, sparky!
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Crash
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vroom screech.
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Say hello to Cash Tankinson..
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The detective who
finally arrests The Batman.
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- Look, the mayor's in...
- Hey, I didn't vote for him.
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I can't let the two new
men in my life meet like this.
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Nice work, Yin.
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Just whose back
do you got, anyway?
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You ditched me!
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I always watch
my partner's back.
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Vroom.
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- 'Sir.'
- Anything good on the tube?
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The Gators are
trailing miserably.
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'So are we, but I
have the feeling'
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'Joker's about to
announce his next move.'
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Quite astute you are, sir.
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"Me And The Mayor"
is about to premiere.
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Help! Someone help me! Please!
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Oh, why the long
face, Mairzy Doats?
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Let me go, you maniac!
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Don't you fret, I
have just the thing
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to turn your frown upside down.
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No. Stop!
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I-I have a family.
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Why is Joker engaging
in this ghastly business?
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It isn't just for the laughs.
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Ahh, I know that look.
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You have another
get-rich-quick scheme
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don't you?
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Bank robbery? That's crazy!
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So crazy it might just work.
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You're right again, sir.
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Joker is shooting on location
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at Main Street Bank.
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Oh, Punch!
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Hey, the mayor and I are
gonna rob the old bank.
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Wanna come?
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Now, didn't we all learn
an important lesson today?
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That's right.
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With a positive attitude
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and a smile maybe, just maybe
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we can all get along!
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Tune in to JTV tomorrow night
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for a new series
and a new co-star.
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Detective Shades!
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Bring it on, clown boy!
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You mess with the
bull, you'll get the horns.
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If you let this get personal
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it will impair your
ability to do your job.
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Hey, come on, Yin,
doesn't some part of you
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wanna slap that grin
off of Joker's face?
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At least for Burnett?
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Bennett.
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I'm not losing another
partner to this madman.
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As your senior officer
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I'm ordering you into
a police safe house.
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What? Police protection?
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Cash can take care of Cash.
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Fine, then Cash
will take care of Cash
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off-duty and out of sight
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'until we bring Joker down!'
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Well, good luck handlin'
that lunatic all by yourself.
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And since Cash
doesn't think you can..
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Cash will.
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'Chasing down Joker's
hit-and-run camera crew'
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'isn't getting Mayor
Grange back any quicker'
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but if the crime clown's
pirating a broadcast signal
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maybe we can
trace it to its source.
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And if we can pre-empt JTV
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we have a chance
of drawing Joker out.
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Speak of the devil.
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The frequency's
locked on. Tracing it.
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And the lummox would be..
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Yin's new partner.
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He's been set up and
he doesn't even know it.
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Tankinson?
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Oh! I told you to
stay away from Joker.
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Tankinson, get out
of there, it's a trap!
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I tracked clownie here.
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He's mine.
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If you've found Joker, it's
only because he wanted you to.
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'He's broadcasting
you live, right now!'
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I'm on TV?
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Well, I hope clownie's
out for some cash
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'cause it's payday, baby.
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Freeze!
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Suave sleuthing there, Shades
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but just who do you
think's filming you?
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Oh, no.
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Any trace, sir?
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'I may not need it.'
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I know where they are.
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Good evening and welcome.
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We're here to raise money
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for a very special cause.
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Saving Detective Shades' life!
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You see, Gotham,
if you can't pony up
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one million dollars
in donations to me..
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The detective's toast.
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So what say we open our hearts
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'and our checkbooks'
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'for our dear friend here?'
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We just received $50
from Grandma Shades.
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She says "Please
don't harm my grandson
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I beg you."
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Human compassion at its finest.
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Okay, time to roll
those numbers!
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Oh! Looks like a lost cause.
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Maybe it's best we
just put this pup down.
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What-what are you doin'? No!
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Stop, stop. No! No!
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Thud.
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'Sir.'
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All frequencies
running to and from
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the six active
television transmitters
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here in Gotham have been traced
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but there wasn't a pirate
frequency among them.
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Active? Then maybe Joker's
using an oldie but goodie.
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Of course.
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'The abandoned Gotham
Radio King Tower.'
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Now, why would you
want to pull the plug on JTV
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when we've been
such a ratings smash?
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Gotham's been
riveted to their sets
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but once again,
no one's laughing!
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Maybe it's you, Joker.
Maybe you're just not funny.
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It's the viewing public who
doesn't have a sense of humor
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but I have just the
thing to make 'em laugh
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die laughing, in fact!
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Lights!
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'Dispensers of Joker gas'
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scattered throughout the city
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and through the
beauty of wireless
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they've been set to empty
their chuckle-inducing contents
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during the course of
my next transmission.
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And with the city
dying of laughter
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it'll be yours to plunder.
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You betcha, Batsie!
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I was going to activate
them during a ratings stunt
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'when I write these two
tired characters off the show.'
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But now, what could make
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more compelling TV than..
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Joker versus The Batman?
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Poof.
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'Tonight on "The Joker.."'
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'...will Batman defeat
our charismatic star'
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'in time to save the hostages?'
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'Will Joker finally take control
of Gotham once and for all?'
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'To find out, stay tuned.'
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Same Joker crime
same Joker channel!
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Poof.
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Don't worry, I
promise a fair fight.
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And by fair, I mean,
totally stacked in my favor.
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Come on, Batsie,
smile for the camera!
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Ew!
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If he stops the signal,
he'll stop the gas!
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Don't let him reach
the top of the tower!
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I have one partner down and
one who might need backup.
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Poof.
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Ah, music to my ears.
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Just a few more
deep breaths, Gotham.
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I-I don't, I don't get it.
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Oh.
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What happened?
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What was so funny?
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Ooh, he can't win!
This is my show!
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Guess I'll have to settle
with being the sore loser.
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Sorry, but JTV's
cutting all ties
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with you two has-beens.
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Thud.
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Joker, you've been canceled.
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So have they.
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Snap.
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No! Ugh!
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Appreciate the backup.
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Speaking of, I'm
not the only cop
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who followed your
television exploits.
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'While Gotham citizens
are recovering tonight'
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after minor
exposure to Joker gas
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the rescued hostages,
Mayor Grange
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and Detective Cash Tankinson
are listed in good condition
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thanks to an antidote believed
to be left behind by The Batman.
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I hate TV. Oh!
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Detective Ellen Yin recommends
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refraining from excess chitchat
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if Cash wants to be back
on the street anytime soon.
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About that, Yin it,
uh, doesn't look like
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we'll be workin'
together anymore.
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I, uh requested a
transfer to a desk job
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need a break from the action.
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Really?
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Probably just as well.
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'I prefer a strong,
silent partner.'
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