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Ha, ha, ha, ha!
The circus is in town.
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- Hey, you!
- Stop!
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Punch. Judy.
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Ha, ha!
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Ah!
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Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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I call it Joker-putty.
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And I can turn anything into it.
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Thud.
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Ta-ta! Farewell! Mwahh! Mwahh!
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'Hold it, Joker.'
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Lower your weapon.
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You the man.
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He, ha, ha, ha!
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Click.
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Go!
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Thud Ha ha ha ha!
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Boing boing thud thud thud.
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♪ The Batman ♪
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'He made you look like clowns.'
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thud Six months ago
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Gotham had the lowest
crime rate in the nation.
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Yesterday we were declared
the world's scariest city.
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And that was before
Joker's latest escapade.
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But chief, most of
the guys on that board
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are in prison now or Arkham.
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And who received
credit for those busts?
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You? Or you, Yin?
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I know it wasn't you, Bennett.
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So tell me, who?
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Well, you know...
Batman, I guess..
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That's right. The Batman.
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Well, I'm tired of
clowns and vigilantes
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turning my department
into a laughing stock.
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So say hello to my new
zero-tolerance policy
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against all these freaks.
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No exceptions!
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And for starters, I
want Gotham's finest
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to take down Joker,
before The Batman does.
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Capisce?
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Chief Rojas, I'm going
out on a limb here
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but I've been thinking.
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Maybe we'd have more success
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if we tried working with Bats.
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Working with The Batman?
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Maybe you could wear spandex
and be the Bat's sidekick.
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You'd better figure out where
your loyalties lie, detective
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and fast!
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If Gotham belongs to Joker
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the dull face of tragedy
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must become the
rubber face of comedy.
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Joker putty, work your magic!
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Hee hee hee hee!
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Joker!
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The Batman!
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'Punch and Judy,
my marionettes.'
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Keep the Bat busy.
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The artist must
not be disturbed.
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Clank
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thud
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pow pow pow thud
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pow
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thud
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clank.
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They're up there.
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You take Joker.
The Batman's mine.
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Bennett, what're
you trying to prove?
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Bennett!
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Pow pow.
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Hold it, Bats.
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Detective, we're
on the same side.
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Tell it to the chief.
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'Hold the mayo!'
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I'm the vandal here.
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You mean to tell
me the chief of police
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considers this vigilante
a greater menace
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than the clown prince of crime?
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Why, that's an
outrage! An insult!
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In fact, detective, I
resemble that remark.
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Alley-oop!
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They never give you enough rope.
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Bon voyage!
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Hee hee hee hee!
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- Joker's getting away.
- At least I got you.
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Ah!
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Take my hand.
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- You alright, partner?
- Yeah, yeah. Thanks.
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The Batman!
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Rojas is gonna eat me alive.
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City champions
that year, I believe.
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I suppose in a way
you both still are.
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Alfred, how would you feel
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about bringing
Ethan into the fold?
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Allow someone besides myself
to know the Batman's identity?
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I'm certain Detective
Bennett can be trusted.
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Trust isn't the issue.
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Ethan needs to know the truth.
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Before circumstances force
one of us to harm the other.
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Joker remakes the largest
monument in Gotham
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in his own image, in effect
telling us he owns this city!
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And you let him and
The Batman get away?
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Chief Rojas, Bennett
nearly had The Bat
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but the scaffolding
gave way and...
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Yin, it's alright.
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No, Bennett. I don't
think it is alright.
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One more blunder like tonight
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and you can kiss
your badge good-bye.
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You gotta be under a lot
of pressure to catch Joker.
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Yeah, among others.
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Well, Ethan, you're not the
only crime fighter in Gotham.
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I mean, uh, w-what
about your partner?
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Well, Yin? She's cool.
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I mean, she's on top
of things, good cop
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my closest friend,
probably, I mean
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ha, besides you, of course.
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I mean, we should all
have coffee sometime.
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Yeah, I'm not sure
I'm Ellen's cup of tea.
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Hey, don't let
Yin scare you off.
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She only has it
out for The Batman.
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Listen, Ethan, I..
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- Just a second.
- Uh, yeah. Me too.
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- Bennett.
- 'It's Yin.'
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'We have a Joker sighting.'
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The gallery theatricum on 23rd.
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I'm across town, but on my way.
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Hey, Bruce, gotta jet.
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Hey, wasn't there something
you wanted to tell me?
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It'll keep.
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It'll have to keep.
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Ha ha hee ha!
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Hmm. Ha Ha.
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Such a winning solid
gold smile, mon frere.
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A shame about
your ugly stepsister.
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Turn that frown
upside-down. Ha ha ha ha!
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Whoops.
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Yeah. Whoops.
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I hope this means your
chief finally figured out
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I'm a greater menace
than The Batman.
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Oh, by the way, detective
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have you met my
colleagues Judy and Punch?
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Pow.
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This one's worthless
now, and its partner's gone.
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Not for long. I just tapped
into Bennett's GPS unit.
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Whoosh.
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Sawdust.
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'Flecked with blue?'
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'All good things
must come to an end.'
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'Including my last batch'
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of Joker putty.
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'The chief has a
zero-tolerance policy'
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'just for creeps
like you, Joker.'
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He'll never pay ransom for me.
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I don't need ransom, handsome.
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Gotham is putty in my hands.
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I take what I want when I want.
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I'm simply out to prove
to your beefy chiefy
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once and for all that Joker
is the master of menace
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by breaking one
of Gotham's finest.
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I won't break your
bones, detective.
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I'm going to... snap your twig.
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When Joker's through
clowning with you..
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You won't know
where to find your mind!
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'Ha ha ha ha.'
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'Sir, is Detective
Bennett our new ally?'
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Not yet.
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These blue specks..
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'Traces of stale
sugar on this sawdust.'
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Cotton candy.
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'Sir?'
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A very thin line
separates normality
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'from insanity!'
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He made you look like clowns!
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Hee hee hee hee!
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Detective, we're
on the same side.
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And you can kiss
your badge good-bye.
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Life brings thousands
of tiny torments
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in all shapes,
sizes, and flavors.
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Wouldn't you say, detective?
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Chief..
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Back off!
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Bennett.
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It's not my fault, chief. No..
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Ah, so we have issues
with the boss, eh?
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Hee hee hee. Well, who doesn't?
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Bosses make terrific tormentors.
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Tote that barge! Lift that bale!
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Rewrite that script!
Sort that mail!
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All it takes is one too many
orders to make the cuckoo call.
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All it takes is one rotten day
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to transform a normal
man into a monster!
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Well, in my case, a rotten
day and a chemical bath.
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'So the giraffe turns
to the police chief'
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and says, "The last thing I saw"
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"was that screw-loose detective
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trying to pick the nuts
out of the fruitcake."
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Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Nuts out of the fruitcake.
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Ah, detective, my
therapy worked.
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It seems you and I finally
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share the same sense of humor.
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'Don't fool yourself, Joker.'
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Bennett plays for my team.
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- Yin.
- The Yin to his yang.
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Drop it or laughing boy gets it!
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You don't know what
this stuff does to humans.
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Clank For that
matter, neither do I.
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Let's find out.
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No!
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Now we'll never know.
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Bennett, you alright?
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Yeah. Go. Get Joker.
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Aah!
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Hee, hee, hee,
hee! Ah, ha, ha, ha!
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Ha, ha!
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You think this is confusing?
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Try living inside my head.
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Through the looking glass, Batsy
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where comedy is tragedy
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down is up, black is white...
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You're out of luck!
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- Uh-oh.
- Say cheese.
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Thud.
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The tragedy..
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'Hold it.'
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There's nowhere to go, Batman.
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Go. You saved my partner's life.
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This is the repayment of
that debt. A one-time deal.
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The next time we meet,
Batman, the mask comes off.
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Have a rotten day, detective.
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Kudos to my department
for capturing Joker.
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Without the Batman's
help, I might add.
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You gotta be kidding me.
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We're playing
cleanup, like always.
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The Batman saved
my butt tonight.
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Chief, did The
Batman catch Joker?
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There will be no further
comment. No comment.
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Are you out of
your mind, Bennett?
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I suppose you let the
Bat waltz out of here too.
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Chief, it wasn't
Bennett's fault. I...
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I don't want to hear it,
Yin. I warned you, Bennett.
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You're suspended!
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- Chief, you got it all...
- It's alright, Yin.
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I'm not so sure the
badge suits me anymore.
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Bennett.
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Ethan, it's Bruce.
You sound sick.
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'Yeah. Rough night, Bruce.'
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I-I may be... going
through some changes.
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Tell you all about it tomorrow.
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- 'Over coffee?'
- Nah.
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'Let's shoot some
hoops at the old gym.'
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I need to blow off some steam.
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Hey, what was it you
wanted to tell me today?
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Tomorrow. Over hoops.
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Deal.
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