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Clank.
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Hello? Sam, is that you?
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Sam, are you working late again?
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You! But I sentenced
you, put you away for years.
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You're supposed to
be in Arkham Asylum!
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Screech.
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- Gotham PD.
- In there.
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But you won't believe it.
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Whoa!
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♪ The Batman ♪
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- He's been carded.
- Quick. Chip him out.
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Crash.
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Joker?
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Go, go, go!
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'According to Arkham,
Joker's still locked in his cell'
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'has been all night long.'
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Perhaps Joker left some
manner of decoy in his place.
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Could be, Alfred, but
other things don't add up.
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Joker abducted Judge Wigzell
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but not before leaving him
for the police and me to see.
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You're not expecting Joker to
actually make sense, are you?
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It was Joker's calling card.
His way of announcing his plan.
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Do you think there's
more to come?
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Maybe Joker's out
to collect a full deck
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of those who've crossed him.
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Fifty one more victims?
Where would you start?
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One name is sure
to be on his hit list.
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The Batman.
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I'll lay the bait at Joker's
last known house of cards.
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Not too talkative, are you?
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Swish swish swish
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squeak squeak squeak
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boom
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boom boom boom
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boom boom boom boom
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boom.
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'Where's the judge, Joker?
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How'd you manage to
be two places at once?
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And why the mime act?
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You're a pale imitation.
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'The real Joker
doesn't wear makeup.'
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- Don't hurt me!
- Who are you?
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- Nolan. I'm an orderly.
- Arkham?
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Joker said he'd do me in
unless I helped him with his plan.
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Gave me the keys to his
place to bring him stuff and..
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Who else is Joker after?
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Pop Huh?
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"Surprise?"
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Boom.
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I left Joker's understudy
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in clown storage
for the time being.
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'Joker clearly didn't
want him talking.'
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Why not chip the fellow
out and question him further?
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Because I'm through
being Joker's fool.
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I'm gonna get my
answers straight
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'from the horse's mouth
at Arkham Asylum.'
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Seventeen leads
so far from our tip line
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each and every
one of them a crank.
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And Joker's in Arkham.
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So for all we know,
this copycat crime
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is some kind of prank as well.
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Well, if the next tip tells
us our missing judge
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is with Prince Albert in a can..
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'What's this?'
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An invitation?
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Addressed to both of us.
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What the..
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Playing cards?
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"For lots of laughs
and a missing judge
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"shuffle down to the old
Gotham Palace Theater
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"at 10 p.m. tonight.
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Love, Joker."
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'Well, I'm always delighted
to speak to the press.'
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'Particularly the
Gotham Gazette.
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Actually, I don't
consider myself merely
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a top criminal psychiatrist
here at Arkham.
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I view my role as the
last line of defense
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between Gotham and psychopaths
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like Penguin, Freeze
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and my prize catch, Joker.
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In fact, I've been invited to
a banquet of honor tonight
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for Gotham's most
inspiring citizens
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'at Gotham Palace Theater.'
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And I have just enough
time to grab my coat.
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Did I provide enough
details for my profile?
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Oh, you've been more of a
help than you know, Dr. Bagley.
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Pompous windbag.
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The Batman! What if
I hadn't been decent?
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You're never decent, Joker.
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Why bother adding a stand-in
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to your card collection
instead of me?
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To drive you batty, of course.
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And look, it's working.
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Answers, Joker.
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Do you really think
I'd send a flunky
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to eliminate my
favorite sparring partner?
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I reserve that
pleasure for me alone.
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Because I miss your
company, Batman.
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We're two sides
of the same card.
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After all, you knew
where I'd send
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my look alike to find you
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and I knew all along
that if I left a trail
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of bread crumbs,
you'd gobble them up!
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Joker, you're not making sense.
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Why convince an orderly
to do your dirty work
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when you could just
have him unlock your cell?
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Because you've always
been my ace, Batman.
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My ace in the hole!
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What?
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Poof!
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I don't need you in
my card collection.
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I never play with a full deck!
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'Nice of Nolan to
bring some essentials.'
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fizz fizz.
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Makeup? Joker don't
need no stinking makeup.
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Smiles, batsy.
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Thanks to you, I'm
right on schedule.
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Off to the theater!
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Ta-ta!
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Alright, Joker. Dinnertime.
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Hey, how about
a little mac and..
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Cheese?
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The Batman! I
gotta call the police.
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'The Batman! I
gotta call the police.'
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'All available units, respond.'
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Dispatch, Bennett and Yin.
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'The Batman's been reported'
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'locked in a cell
at Arkham Asylum.'
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The pranks keep coming.
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Batman behind bars?
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Well, we still have plenty
of time before curtain.
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Snap.
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'The Batman, huh?'
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Seriously, dude. I do not
know how he got in there.
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- Or what he did with Joker.
- Isn't that weird?
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We'll take it from here.
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Oh!
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What, you think it's
funny, wasting police time?
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Uh, I wasn't kidding.
T-the Batman was in there.
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You're the one who
should be in there.
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'Come on, Bennett. Let's get
to Gotham Palace Theater.'
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I knew what I saw.
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I'm not crazy.
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Where'd you go?
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Hey!
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Oh!
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If this is a crank, it
definitely isn't funny.
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Feels more like a trap.
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Showtime!
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Boom.
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- Where?
- Huh?
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Detectives, get us out of here.
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Alright, just hold
on and we'll..
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Theater with a sticky floor.
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Welcome to Joker's
Revenge-O-Rama.
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Allow me to introduce
my first guest..
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Judge Horace Wigzell!
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He's such a card.
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I'll deal Joker a hand once I
get my foot out of this shoe.
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Easy, partner. Don't
do anything rash.
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Now, why are you here?
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Because you all done me wrong!
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Wigsy, you sentenced
me to life in the loony bin.
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Detectives, you arrested
me. Shame on you.
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Bagley, how many
times do I have to tell you
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I hate macaroni and cheese!
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Oh, how I've wanted
to deck all of you.
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So deck you I shall!
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Splash.
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Go fish.
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Joker, you maniac.
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Huh?
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Boom.
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Ah, queen of spades.
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- Joker, you better not..
- Don't make me slap you, Jack.
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Get it? Slapjack?
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Set nozzle to wide.
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'Time for my favorite game.'
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'52 pickup!'
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Huh?
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'The reviews are in, Joker.'
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Your show's a flop.
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Rizz rizz rizz.
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Can't stay away from
me, can you, Batman?
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I guess opposites do attract.
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Thud.
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Let's chip you out of there.
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Hmm. Chip?
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Good idea.
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'Cash me out.'
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rumble.
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Ugh!
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Crash It's the Batman.
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Thud.
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Yin, let's get
everybody out of here
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before those two
bring down the house.
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You're going back to Arkham
for a long game of solitaire.
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Funny, Batman.
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You're quick with
the punch line!
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Crash.
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Sorry, Batman.
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But Joker always laughs last.
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Huh?
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You gambled, Joker.
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'You lost.'
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Good evening, sir.
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I trust you resolved matters
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with the crazy crime..
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Clown.
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Oh, I walked a mile in Joker's
shoes tonight and then some.
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If I never see another
playing card again..
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Oh! Say no more.
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♪ The Batman ♪
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