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'Well, they don't cut
hair at Grocery Gil's'
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but they sure cut prices.
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So I'm gonna cut to the
chase and cut the ribbon.
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Hey, yo!
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'By the power vested
in me by the guys'
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'who cut me the check'
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I, TV personality Ross Darren.
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Thank you.
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Declare store
number 235 officially..
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Open.
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Huh?
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I always hated broccoli.
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Ha! Gotcha.
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Whoa!
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Slam.
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Aah!
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Vroom
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beep beep.
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♪ The Batman ♪
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Before we continue,
I'd like to acknowledge
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some of the donors
who have made.
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Gotham's great
concert hall possible.
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Mr. Bruce Wayne.
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And Mr. Herbert Zeigler
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philanthropist and
accomplished pianist.
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What will you
play for us tonight?
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I play Beethoven's
Moonlight Sonata.
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Opus twenty seven, number two.
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Beep beep beep.
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Huh?
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Hmm. Hope that buffs out.
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Well, despite the
glossier uptown venue
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tonight's abduction has all
the earmarks of this afternoon's.
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'Both were highly theatrical,
public humiliations.'
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Oh, like those newfangled
extreme game shows from Japan.
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I sometimes watch the
telly while I'm dusting.
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No ransom's been made, so
the motive must be personal.
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Which means there has to be
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some link between
the two victims.
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' "Match."'
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'"Ross Darren
and Herbert Zeigler'
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'"worked together 30
years ago on a game show.'
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A game show for kids called.."
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"Think Thank Thunk."
Put on your thinking caps.
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I've d-done a lot of
dusting over the years.
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As I recall, the
program was involved
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in some sort of scandal.
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'It seems someone may
still be harboring a grudge.'
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Psst! Bert, wake up.
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What?
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What's going on?
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Ross?
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Where are we? Who did this?
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'Fear not, little men.'
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'All will soon be revealed.'
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Just one more
piece of the puzzle
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then the real fun begins.
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'Put on your thinking caps'
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'it's time to "Think
Thank Thunk."'
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'Sponsored by Kremelos,
the gooey taste treat.'
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'Now, here's your
host, Ross Darren!'
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Hey, yo!
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Welcome to the show
where the biggest brain reigns.
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Ready to have some fun?
Let's meet today's contestants.
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'The challenger is
Yelena Kleimenoff.'
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'There's a mouthful.'
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'Whose family recently
defected from the Soviet Union.'
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Good luck, Yelena. You're
gonna need it against our champ.
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'Artie Brown is
the brain to beat.'
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'He's been winning
for 12 straight weeks.'
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Let's make it 13, Ross.
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'Artie Brown was undefeatable.'
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And obnoxious.
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The category is astronomy.
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Artie, you can win if you
choose a three-point question.
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Three points, Ross.
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Put on your thinking cap.
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For three points and a win,
name all 13 of Jupiter's moons
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the person who discovered them,
and the year of their discovery.
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I thought you were going to
ask a difficult question, Ross.
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Let's begin with Europa..
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Rizz rizz rizz
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and Lysithea by
Nicholson, in 1937.
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Oh, so close, Artie.
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Lysithea was actually
discovered in 1938.
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Thirty-eight.
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That means Yelena is our winner!
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'And here's your
consolation prize.'
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'A lifetime supply of Kremelos.'
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No fair!
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'Huh? Artie's mother claimed
that the show was rigged'
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'and filed a lawsuit against
the show's producer.'
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Bert Zeigler.
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Zeigler had deep pockets
and a lot of friends in City Hall.
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The lawsuit was dismissed,
Artie faded into obscurity
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and Yelena became a
world-class chess champion.
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Sir?
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Yelena's playing
in Gotham tonight.
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'This has been a very
aggressive game so far.'
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'Yelena Kleimenoff
has control of the center'
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while keeping her
king well-protected.
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The computer's
been on the defensive
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'since the 10th move, when
Yelena captured its knight.'
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Bishop to B6.
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'Bishop to B6.'
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'That's going to win it for..'
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What the..
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I said, bishop to B6.
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Pow.
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Knight takes bishop.
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Swish swish swish.
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Pick on someone your own size.
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Scrappy little fellas.
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It's The Batman.
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Poof.
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No fair!
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'No fair!'
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Report.
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Then the games
can begin, little friend.
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The Batman?
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Well, the game grows more
intriguing by the moment.
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This looks like someone's
idea of a reunion.
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Well, someone better
tell us what's going on.
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Quiet, Bert. He'll hear you.
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Who are you?
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The man you cheated.
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Arthur Brown from the show!
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Huh? Little Artie?
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I was winning too
much so you let her win.
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You gave her an easy question.
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You did?
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Look, if this is about
the prize money.
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I'll cut you a check.
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Money can't soothe
the pain of humiliation.
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Nor can my consolation prize
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of a lifetime
supply of Kremelos!
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Though they are
moist and delicious.
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What do you want with us?
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Why, revenge, of course.
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You got to humiliate
us. Wasn't that enough?
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Relax, Ross.
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In the spirit of gamesmanship
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I'm giving you all a chance
to walk away scot-free.
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If you can defeat
me in a rematch.
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So, put on your thinking caps.
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Artie Brown was a brilliant
student with a bright future
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but it looks like he
threw it all away.
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Dropped out of school,
dropped out of life.
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All over his
obsession with a game.
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You, on the other hand,
never were much for games.
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- Even as a child.
- There was work to do.
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Play is the work of children.
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'And Arthur, evidently,
continues to act out'
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his childhood revenge fantasy.
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Act or re-enact?
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- I know where to find Artie.
- 'Sir?'
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Where would you start looking
for a boy who never grew up?
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'Put on your thinking caps.'
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'It's time to "Think
Thank Thunk."'
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Hey, yo!
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Welcome!
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Now let's meet
tonight's contestants.
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'Three of the worst
liars and cheats'
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ever seen on
national television.
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Here's how the game works.
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You've had access to my books.
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'You'll take turns
asking me questions.'
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'If I answer wrong,
you score a point.'
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'Three points and
you all go free.'
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However, for every
question I answer correctly.
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'I score a point.'
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Three points for me and
you all get dunked in acid.
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At this point in the show,
we would usually break
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for a word from our sponsor.
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Don't you wish?
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Err! Err! Argh!
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Keep an eye on it for me, kid.
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Are you one of Artie's friends?
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Uh... yes.
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Ooh, my, you're a big one.
Artie's down in his room.
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Thank you, Mrs. Brown.
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Biff bam pow.
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Now, now, what have I told
you boys about roughhousing?
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Orpheus, Castor,
Hercules, Meleager
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and, of course, Jason himself.
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That's all 50
Argonauts, am I right?
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That's one for me.
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- Your question was too easy!
- You trying to get us melted?
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'Yes, yes, yes, please.'
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For pity's sake, ask me
something challenging.
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Crash.
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Hey, yo!
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That would be two
for me, none for you.
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Better score or it's acid city.
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In the subject of mathematics,
what is the number pi?
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Pi, of course, is the ratio
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of the circumference of
a circle to its diameter.
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But that number cannot be
expressed as a finite decimal.
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'But in the spirit
of gamesmanship.'
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I will recite the number to
50, no, 100 decimal places.
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'3.1415926..'
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46375.
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That's it. I win, I win.
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But more importantly..
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You lose.
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No!
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- Oh, no, you can't!
- No!
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- This is ridiculous.
- Artie, please.
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Ah! The Batman.
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Your timely arrival
proves that there's at least
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one intellect in Gotham City
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worthy of Cluemaster.
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- Give it up, Arthur.
- Artie Brown never surrenders.
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But in the spirit
of gamesmanship
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I shall give you, the
Batman, one chance
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to save their cheating lives.
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A bonus round!
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I don't play games.
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But you will play or
they get acid-washed.
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Is this all you have to
show for your life, Arthur?
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'Bitterness and revenge?'
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'You could have done something
positive with your talents.'
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'Like Yelena did.'
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Bonus round.
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Stop Cluemaster
and they go free.
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Well, that doesn't seem fair.
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Is there anything the great
Arthur Brown doesn't know?
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You'll find out.
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- What can I ask you about?
- Anything!
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- No topic is off limits?
- History, science, literature.
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Music, biology, current events?
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Anything! Let's go, already!
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Okay!
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Name the true
identity of The Batman.
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- Trick question! Ask another!
- You said I could ask anything.
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No fair!
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No!
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Clang clang
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slam.
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Cheater.
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Clang.
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I'll show you the true
identity of the Batman!
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Swish
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thud.
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Would you kids like
some milk and Kremelos?
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Ah, Master Bruce.
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I trust your bout with
little Arthur Brown
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resulted in your favor.
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Alfred, I didn't think I
was much for games
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until I beat
Cluemaster at his own.
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So... think you can take me?
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Let's have a go, then.
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♪ The Batman ♪
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