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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,510 --> 00:00:06,710 I've come to realize that almost everything in dating and relationships 2 00:00:06,710 --> 00:00:10,250 parallel to sport, especially baseball. 3 00:00:10,790 --> 00:00:15,050 You see, the difference between love and sport is that sports have very few 4 00:00:15,050 --> 00:00:17,590 unwritten rules and so many ones we all know. 5 00:00:17,970 --> 00:00:21,950 I mean, can you imagine what it would be like if the foul line was always moving 6 00:00:21,950 --> 00:00:24,670 or if sometimes it was two strikes and you're out? 7 00:00:25,570 --> 00:00:28,710 If you've ever tried to date someone, you probably can. 8 00:00:33,070 --> 00:00:34,150 I bought you this in Houston. 9 00:00:34,970 --> 00:00:37,810 Oh, Vigio, huh? Yeah, for your collection. 10 00:00:38,210 --> 00:00:39,210 Oh, wow. 11 00:00:39,650 --> 00:00:40,650 That's nice. 12 00:00:42,490 --> 00:00:43,550 That's nice, huh? 13 00:00:43,750 --> 00:00:44,750 It is. 14 00:00:44,990 --> 00:00:46,630 It's really nice. 15 00:00:47,430 --> 00:00:48,430 It's nice. 16 00:00:48,510 --> 00:00:52,970 Nice, nice, nice. Come on, you guys. He's a new guy. He doesn't know he's not 17 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:54,390 supposed to be nice around here. 18 00:00:54,970 --> 00:00:55,970 He'll learn. 19 00:00:56,670 --> 00:00:59,930 I just think we should keep things, you know, kind of just like, you know, 20 00:00:59,950 --> 00:01:00,950 professional. 21 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:02,760 You know what I mean? 22 00:01:04,140 --> 00:01:08,320 You know what I like about Billy Goat? You know how it's below street level? 23 00:01:08,540 --> 00:01:09,540 That means it's underground. 24 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:13,440 You can have a lot of fun there, but it's kind of a secret. 25 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:16,620 If you didn't know it was there, you'd never really find out about it. 26 00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:18,100 Really? 27 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:20,180 Yeah. But it's a landmark. 28 00:01:20,460 --> 00:01:22,060 Yeah. Got it. Bottom line. 29 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:25,320 Great burgers. Yes. Their burgers are great. 30 00:01:26,180 --> 00:01:29,880 But, you know, if you talk about them, everybody will know about them, 31 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,360 especially people from work, you know, and that's not good. 32 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,800 Wow. Hey, look at you. 33 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:39,260 Wait a minute. Look at you. That can't be good. Why do you look like that? Why 34 00:01:39,260 --> 00:01:41,820 does she look like that? I don't know. Why do you look like that? I'm going 35 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:42,940 Why are you guys here? 36 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:46,280 You moved poker tonight, didn't you? No, I moved it to next Thursday. 37 00:01:46,660 --> 00:01:47,720 I thought this was next Thursday. 38 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:50,460 No, this is this Thursday. Next Thursday is next Thursday. 39 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:55,220 Yes, but when you moved it, this was next Thursday. No. 40 00:01:55,450 --> 00:01:58,850 This is always this Thursday. Next Thursday is next Thursday. Technically, 41 00:01:58,850 --> 00:02:03,010 was the next Thursday, wasn't it? Right, which is exactly what makes it this 42 00:02:03,010 --> 00:02:05,070 Thursday. So you're not understanding the word next. 43 00:02:05,450 --> 00:02:06,450 Hello? 44 00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:11,930 Oh, hi. 45 00:02:12,150 --> 00:02:14,830 I like how you make the small frame pictures in the books. 46 00:02:15,110 --> 00:02:18,890 It's really homey. Thank you. For some reason, I keep my books and my pics 47 00:02:18,890 --> 00:02:19,890 separate. 48 00:02:19,950 --> 00:02:21,290 But you've given me an idea. 49 00:02:21,550 --> 00:02:22,670 I'm glad I could help. 50 00:02:25,420 --> 00:02:26,980 Hey, who are you? 51 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:29,500 What's up, dude? 52 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:30,720 Hey, bro. 53 00:02:31,300 --> 00:02:32,300 Hey. 54 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:35,240 Oh, 55 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:37,680 you're the Vikings, huh? 56 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,240 Dante Culpepper is a good QB. 57 00:02:43,180 --> 00:02:45,480 Actually, Culpepper's on Miami now. 58 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:50,220 Really? Yeah, all the Finns had to give up was their second rounder. Yeah, and 59 00:02:50,220 --> 00:02:52,980 the Dolphins totally got the better end of that deal, right, Hank? 60 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:55,620 Holy... Hey, hey! 61 00:02:55,940 --> 00:02:57,240 Trouty! Really? 62 00:02:57,860 --> 00:02:58,799 Hey, hey! 63 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:00,100 Really? Hey, hey! 64 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:03,500 Really? Stop being so pouty, because here comes the trouty! 65 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:08,040 Mmm, snappity -snap. What's up, Lizadie? 66 00:03:08,460 --> 00:03:11,740 You're looking sweeter than a snacking cake. Yeah, you like this? This is 67 00:03:11,740 --> 00:03:16,080 popcorn money, baby. Hey, it's nice to meet you guys. Hey, Danny. 68 00:03:16,900 --> 00:03:18,840 Oh, hi, baby. 69 00:03:19,140 --> 00:03:20,740 Whoa! What? Damn! 70 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,240 What? She... she knows him? 71 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:27,280 He's with her. Did you win a contest or something? Maybe she's hammered. What 72 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:28,280 did he do to his hair? 73 00:03:28,460 --> 00:03:30,080 Why are you looking at him? 74 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:34,520 I better go freshen up. It was nice meeting all of you. 75 00:03:34,980 --> 00:03:35,980 Thanks. 76 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:41,060 Who are you guys? 77 00:03:41,580 --> 00:03:44,720 Look, Kenny, I think you should know I'm going out with Kate this Friday night. 78 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:46,820 Okay. Really? 79 00:03:49,450 --> 00:03:52,050 Yeah, man, well, you didn't ask her out the other night at Crowley's, and you 80 00:03:52,050 --> 00:03:54,830 had coffee with her once, like, two months ago. Well, maybe I work at a 81 00:03:54,830 --> 00:03:57,690 pace than you do. You work so slow, she thinks your name is Jerry. 82 00:04:00,670 --> 00:04:02,510 You're making that up. No, I'm not, Jer. 83 00:04:03,090 --> 00:04:04,090 Oh, oh, oh. 84 00:04:05,550 --> 00:04:06,550 Unbelievable. 85 00:04:06,910 --> 00:04:07,728 Excuse me. 86 00:04:07,730 --> 00:04:08,870 Dude, are you crazy? 87 00:04:09,330 --> 00:04:11,530 10 ,000 bars in Chicago, and you've got to bring her here? 88 00:04:11,770 --> 00:04:12,770 They know me here. 89 00:04:14,460 --> 00:04:17,000 That's just it, man. You can't take her to one place where you're guaranteed to 90 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,760 run into one of your friends. You've got to have a date place. 91 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:20,899 Everyone's got a date place. 92 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:24,960 This is your date place, isn't it? They know me here. So what are the plans? 93 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:29,240 I thought we'd go to dinner and then drink someplace after. Just remember, 94 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:30,340 dinner, more drinks. 95 00:04:31,340 --> 00:04:33,280 Chloroform, then duck. Whatever it takes. 96 00:04:35,470 --> 00:04:38,650 After the third date, chicks start expecting stuff. Like a fourth date? 97 00:04:38,850 --> 00:04:42,530 If she's willing to tolerate after -hours smooth jazz, you're in. Why 98 00:04:42,530 --> 00:04:44,410 wearing what you wore last night? Because I'm not disgusting? 99 00:04:44,890 --> 00:04:48,410 So we're driving back from the St. Louis game, and the cop pulls us over, and 100 00:04:48,410 --> 00:04:50,110 then, uh, PJ, tell Nancy what I said. 101 00:04:52,770 --> 00:04:54,610 What? You know, to the cop. 102 00:04:55,570 --> 00:04:59,230 What? I don't know what you said. What I said when the cop pulled us over. I 103 00:04:59,230 --> 00:05:00,550 said, you know... 104 00:05:00,910 --> 00:05:03,790 That was you? I thought that was Bobby. No, no, that was me. You didn't even go 105 00:05:03,790 --> 00:05:06,350 to that game with us. Why don't you go talk to Brendan? 106 00:05:07,850 --> 00:05:11,610 Oh, dude, I don't want to bug him. He seems to be doing really well, huh? 107 00:05:12,690 --> 00:05:13,690 I'm fasting. 108 00:05:13,850 --> 00:05:14,850 Trying to lose weight? 109 00:05:17,030 --> 00:05:18,510 PJ was pretty hot back then. 110 00:05:18,730 --> 00:05:19,730 Thank you. 111 00:05:20,690 --> 00:05:21,690 Wait, back then? 112 00:05:22,310 --> 00:05:23,310 Maybe I'm working you. 113 00:05:24,070 --> 00:05:25,910 No, no, okay, that's pathetic. 114 00:05:26,130 --> 00:05:27,129 I'll take a laugh. 115 00:05:27,130 --> 00:05:28,129 Excuse me. 116 00:05:28,130 --> 00:05:29,890 Because your ass looks good. 117 00:05:30,850 --> 00:05:32,570 You could just ignore his phone calls. 118 00:05:34,830 --> 00:05:37,990 It's not you, it's me, because it's an oldie but goodie and it works like a 119 00:05:37,990 --> 00:05:39,210 charm. Setting a swamp? 120 00:05:39,510 --> 00:05:43,190 Dude, that's a total blow -off. You tell someone that their face is too smushed, 121 00:05:43,190 --> 00:05:45,190 generally, they don't want to hang out with you anymore. 122 00:05:45,830 --> 00:05:50,050 Marry them, have a kid, live in a house for 40 years, and eventually die. 123 00:05:50,590 --> 00:05:53,230 Boom. You're free and clear. Have you seen her naked? 124 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:57,020 Well, yeah. Okay, then you've got to break up with her face to face. You go 125 00:05:57,020 --> 00:05:59,360 stocky to stalker, and they run like hell. 126 00:05:59,580 --> 00:06:00,960 Can't you feel it? 127 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:02,500 I can. 128 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:09,540 Ever since I first laid eyes on you back in Northwestern, your bright orange 129 00:06:09,540 --> 00:06:14,220 benders, they linked me like beacons from your heart. 130 00:06:14,940 --> 00:06:17,780 Keith, let's elope right now. 131 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:19,880 I love you. Come again? 132 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:22,580 What can I get him to impress him? Give him a bobblehead. 133 00:06:23,340 --> 00:06:25,080 A bobblehead? What is he, five? 134 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:28,880 No, that's a good call. Is it normal for a grown man to collect bobbleheads? 135 00:06:29,820 --> 00:06:34,520 I got Jeter, Bonds, Count Chocula. I got all the Rolling Stones, Ozzy Osbourne. 136 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:36,280 I got Maddox, Sandberg. 137 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:38,700 Right. Oh, my God. People grow up. 138 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:40,220 How's Brendan's new girlfriend? 139 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:42,060 Colleen. She's good. 140 00:06:42,460 --> 00:06:44,280 She's a person. 141 00:06:46,820 --> 00:06:47,820 Are you jealous? 142 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:50,160 No. 143 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:52,580 That... What? 144 00:06:54,620 --> 00:06:58,560 No. DJ, you been practicing your catchphrases for the Turk Vardell show? 145 00:06:58,800 --> 00:06:59,960 I don't have any catchphrases. 146 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:06,700 Like, uh, the wind -up, the pitch, boom, shakalaka. 147 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:10,960 Or you're always safe with the movie quote, like, he's at the wall, hasta la 148 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:11,919 vista, baby. 149 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:13,220 Have me at hello. 150 00:07:14,420 --> 00:07:15,420 What? 151 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:18,580 It's a movie quote. It's from Jerry Maguire. You might hear that. No. 152 00:07:18,890 --> 00:07:22,270 Sit down. Talk about your big first start tomorrow, huh? P .J. Franklin, fun 153 00:07:22,270 --> 00:07:23,470 times. I know who you are. 154 00:07:25,910 --> 00:07:27,670 Press conference at spring training. 155 00:07:28,170 --> 00:07:30,550 You asked me why I had no control of my basketball. 156 00:07:31,030 --> 00:07:35,230 Sorry, it's going to come up when you hit six batters in three innings. I 157 00:07:35,230 --> 00:07:37,270 date him, okay? He is a cub. 158 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:40,850 All right, that is breaking like a ton of unwritten journalism rules. 159 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:45,770 Unwritten rules were meant to be written. 160 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:49,440 Then broken. Written, then broken. Thanks, Kenny. I got a little lost 161 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,300 Bobby, we have a problem with Mike. What kind of problem? 162 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:54,240 You have to fire Mike problem. 163 00:07:54,580 --> 00:07:57,600 Look, I'm very particular about the way I do things at the shop, okay? Mike's 164 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:58,600 got a lot of ideas. 165 00:08:00,940 --> 00:08:01,940 Ideas are good. 166 00:08:02,380 --> 00:08:05,860 Light bulbs, liberty, beer. 167 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,500 These things all started as ideas. 168 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,280 You didn't tell your wife when you bought a boat? 169 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:14,980 See, I was flipping through a GQ. I can already tell you're not going to come 170 00:08:14,980 --> 00:08:17,820 off good in this story. And there was an article saying that all men need a 171 00:08:17,820 --> 00:08:18,820 place to call theirs. 172 00:08:21,340 --> 00:08:22,340 That's what the boat's called? 173 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,420 Seriously? Yeah, why? 174 00:08:24,660 --> 00:08:25,660 What do you mean? 175 00:08:28,260 --> 00:08:30,220 He couldn't find one called the midlife crisis? 176 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:31,720 Or the obvious cry for help? 177 00:08:32,039 --> 00:08:33,140 My dad bought a Porsche. 178 00:08:33,460 --> 00:08:35,780 My dad took up heavy, heavy drinking. 179 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:37,100 Cheaper than a Porsche? 180 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:38,280 No. 181 00:08:38,490 --> 00:08:39,490 It wasn't. 13647