All language subtitles for Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia s17e01 The Gang Fs Up.eng

[Ava] So, as you may recall,
a little while back

we had some volunteers
at the school.

Found out they were here
for community service.

I wasn't tripping.

Four days, free labor
and they were outta here.

But we were alerted to some
additional footage, if you will.

Turns out these clowns were up
to a lot more than we knew.

Welcome to Abbott Elementary,

the best elementary school
in the universe.

What's the deal with
all the cameras?

We have, like,
a Vanderpump thing going on.

- Don't worry about it.
- No!

No. I think I'll be spending my
time on the other side of the camera.

- Thank you very much.
- See?

- Yeah, okay.
- Totally get that.

[Jacob] Um

If Caucasian
Cultural Exchange is over,

let's get to the free work.

You got it.

[stammers] Before we do that,
could my associates and I talk?

If you wanna talk, talk.

In private.
I mean, away from the

- Yeah. That's an issue.
- [Janine] The cameras. Yeah.

- Yeah.
- If we could just not be near those.

- It'll only take a second.
- Frank, just go

- Go?
- Yeah.

[Charlie] Yeah. We'll be right
Yeah. We'll be right back.

- Yeah, of course.
- [Mac] We'll roam around your school.

- [Janine] Yeah.
- [Frank] Just need a minute.

- [Dennis] What are we doing?
- [Charlie] Go, go, go. Go.

[Frank] Close that door
and lock it.

- Okay. I got an idea.
- [Dennis] Frank,

let's not make this
a whole thing, please.

- [Mac] Just a quick in and out.
- [Dee] The faster we get it done,

- the better.
- [Frank] I see an opportunity here.

[Charlie] How's a school
an opportunity?

[Frank] It's not just a school.
It's a gold mine.

I can't believe these shitheads
forgot they were mic'd.

- How is a school a gold mine?
- [Frank] Copper piping.

Thousands and thousands
of yards of it.

And this is an old building.
They use the thick kind.

I mean,
a fence would pay a fortune

- for that stuff.
- [Dennis] Frank.

- What?
- We're not ripping copper piping

- out of a public school.
- Well, why not?

The city's gonna make 'em
do it anyway.

And they're gonna wind up paying for it.
We'd be doing them a favor.

Okay. Stop, stop.
We're not doing this, all right?

We're just We're gonna
get through the day. Okay?

And then we're gonna get
the hell out of here. Because I

Oh, my God.
This coffee is sludge.

What's the story on the snacks?
Are these free or what?

Guys, I'm with Dennis.
If I could just get this release signed,

then we could be outta here
in a week. All right?

Look, I don't wanna get lice
from one of these kids.

Did you guys know that
Black people can't get lice?

Dee, that's, like, crazy racist.

No, no, no. That's just science.

It's the lice who are racist.

- [Dennis] All right.
Hold on, hold on. - Racist lice?

You hear this conversation?
This is us digging a deeper hole.

Let's please not do it.
I'm begging you all.

Why is this door locked?
And who are you people?

[Dee] Oh, hi.
We're your volunteers.

You're not supposed
to be in here. This is the teachers' lounge.

Ah. Then where's
the volunteers' lounge?

Actually, um, question. Sorry.

Are you in charge
of cleaning the coffee pots?

Because, um,
they're really dirty

and you're not doing a good job.

What is this?

- Quit eating that.
- Yeah. Quit eating that.

I'm not I thought it was free.
It's not free?

- Y'all get the hell out of here.
- Get the hell out of here.

- Get out of here. He said.
- I thought they were free.

- Get the hell out of here.
You know? - Okay. All right.

- It's just a misunderstanding.
Probably. - No.

Guy's gonna be a problem.
Take care of him.

I can't say I'm surprised
by any of this.

I mean, I liked Dee at first,

but things got awkward
when she tried to steal you.

That was never gonna happen.

Still. Safe to say
I liked her less after that.

But it wasn't
until I saw the extra footage

that I was able to realize
just how much of a [stammers]

Mmm. I need to say a bad word.

- It's okay. Yeah.
- Yeah?

- I'm gonna. It's real bad.
- We talked about this. Go ahead.

How much of a total
fucking cunt she was.

I I thought
you was gonna call her a bitch.

- No. I didn't feel
that was strong enough. - Okay.

Bitch can be a very fine dog.
That is not what this woman is.

Class, could I have your
attention for one second?

You are being taught
by a genius.

And class, if I may,

you have a genius volunteer
aiding you.

Aw.

[both laugh]

- [Janine] You. You.
- You.

- No, you.
- It's definitely you.

- Right now.
One, two, three. You. - You.

[whispering] Back up.
Go. Go out there. Go out there. Go out there.

Okay. I notice you following
that one around a bunch?

What is going on with that?
I'm not picking up star vibes from her.

She's a dud. She's a giant dud.

But I have an idea:
You follow me around,

make me the star
of whatever this is,

and I will make this shit pop.
Right?

I'll steal her man. I'll expose
her for the dud she is.

What do you think?
Let's work together.

Huh? Oh.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- We can't wait
till you come back. - I can't wait to come back.

[Janine chuckles]

[whispers] Oh, my God.

I mean,
what is she talking about?

The star of the thing? What?

- I don't know.
She's crazy. It's a- Yeah. - She really is crazy.

- If anything, Ava's the star.
- Mmm.

- Maybe Barb.
Could be me at this point. - [mumbles]

- But you know
- Sure. Yeah.

Sure?

- You don't think I've gotten-
- No. No. No, absolutely.

- You're the star.
- The focus

They kind of go through
my interpretation of it.

- Yeah. It's for you. Yeah.
- Okay.

Well, actually,
that's not what this is about.

- No. Exactly.
- 'Cause it's about the kids.

But the good news is

she was never actually
attracted to Gregory at all.

Sorry.

She should've been. No.

These dumbasses
couldn't even pretend to volunteer for very long.

Day one, they tried
to recruit athletes for their old high school.

[Charlie] Yo.

Hey, dude. Pfft.
This place is the worst, man.

They're, like, totally, like,
trying to teach me to read and stuff.

And I'm just, like,
playing along and being like, "Oh.

You know. You can help me."

But it's just like I'm trying
to kill time, you know?

- Like, it's so boring. Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh.

- Sure.
- What do they got you doing?

Uh, well, they don't really
have me doing anything,

but I decided to do this.

Oh. What What is this?

Well, I [chuckles]
I grabbed a bunch of stuff from the science class

Uh-huh.
- and I'm doing a science experiment here.

- Is it coffee?
- It is coffee.

I could smell it.

It's the most amazing coffee
you've ever had.

- You wouldn't believe it.
- Dude, sick. Give me a cup.

- I'm like Walter White
over here. - Yeah, absolutely.

- Hey, guys.
- You want this one? It's ready to go.

You would not believe
the bozos they got

as the stars of this thing.

- Stars of what thing?
- Yeah.

Their reality show or whatever
it is they got going.

- Oh, shit.
- Oh, shit.

- I keep forgetting
about these guys. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, me too.
- I'm gonna use it as a launching pad.

- I got an angle.
- No, no, no. We're not doing angles, Dee.

- What smells good?
- [Charlie] Coffee. You gotta try it.

- Make her one.
- You want one?

- This is a coffee? Yeah.
- Yeah.

[Dennis] It's really slow,
so I'll make you a small one.

- Raccoon on the loose.
- [Dee] What?

- Really?
- Hey, hey. Frank, Frank.

Yeah. I bought a racoon in
to keep that janitor busy.

- Coffee me, huh?
- Nice, dude. Good move.

- [Frank] Yeah.
- No, no. Frank, cameras.

- [Mac] Yo. What's up, bitches?
- Oh, shoot.

Have you guys seen the talent
in this school?

No. No. What are you
[stammers] We're just doing the one thing, okay?

You guys are talking
about five different things.

For Christ's sake,
you're all over the place.

What talent?
What you talking about?

Yeah. There's kids, like,
that are taller than me.

I say we recruit one
for the basketball team at St. Joe's.

- No, no, no.
- Dude. Great idea, man.

- They've been sucking ass, bro.
- We are just doing the one thing. Okay?

I want a I want a straight line
to Friday. That's it.

- Okay. All right.
- He needs a coffee.

Yeah. Get him some coffee, man.
Make a coffee for

- Coffee, coffee.
- Mac, try a coffee.

- Yeah. I'll have a coffee.
- It's really good.

[Dennis] It's perfectly
pH-balanced.

I keep forgetting about
the cameras, man.

- I forget about them
every time, dude. - Shit. Yeah.

It is easy to forget about
the cameras.

I keep cash on me
to make things "go away."

But they took it
to the next level.

[trickling]

That's a good idea.

Totally profit
off a young basketball player.

Like, pull a Blind Side on 'em.

- Are you pissing in that locker?
- Oh, it's the coffee.

- I drank so much coffee. Yeah.
- It goes right through you, yeah.

Let's do the Blind Side thing.

Well, yeah. But I think we're
not supposed to say "blind side,"

- 'cause it's, like, a-
- Why?

It got frowned upon,
'cause It was, like, a white savior thing.

And I think white people aren't supposed
to help Black people anymore. Right?

No. That's a misunderstanding.

- Okay, good.
- Yeah. You see,

St. Joe's is predominantly white teams,
so we're helping the basketball team.

We're helping a white school,
so it's fine.

- Look at that one. He's tall.
- Don't say "that one." I know that much.

- Let's go get him.
Let's go get him. - I meant that Black kid.

[Mac whistling]

Hey, kid. Look at you. Wow.

Wow, man.
We saw you in the hall.

- We liked everything we saw.
- [Charlie] We did.

What's it gonna take
to convince you

to leave a place like this
and come with us?

We may have access to a Lexus
if you wanna joyride.

- [Charlie] You like joyriding?
- [Frank] Vroom, vroom.

What is this?
What is going on here?

- Uh Well
- [Frank mumbles]

He He left. Yeah.

- [mumbles]
- Okay, you need to leave too.

What the

Poor Rodney.
He was really freaked out.

Maybe it was Jacob
interrupting them,

or maybe it was
when they found out

that Rodney is legally blind
in one eye and can't shoot for shit. [chuckles]

Don't think we didn't try.
He's trash.

A basketball recruit?
Oh, thank God.

My mind was going
to terrible places.

Anyway, they got off that idea
and bounced to the next one

like one of those ADHD kids.

The only thing I will say is,
their coffee was fantastic.

Okay. Got a soy almond latte
for Gregory. There we go.

- Much obliged.
- Okay. And Janine. You have the

Yeah. it was a mocha grande
half-caf with a splash of-

- A splash of vanilla.
- Yes.

Okay. I got you right here.

- There we go. Enjoy. Enjoy.
- Thanks. Okay. Thank you.

Katie, I remember you.
[chuckles]

Super complicated order.

I gotta say, guys.

This experience is not as bad
as I thought it would be.

Yeah. It's fine, you know.

I mean, for once,
laying low is maybe paying off for us.

No, no, no. Screw laying low.

I'm making a play
for dingbat's guy, and it's working.

- No. Dee, I said no angles.
What're you - Excuse me.

Guys, excuse me.
I'm volunteering,

so I have to
come through here. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, they said
that the volunteers had to come through.

'Cause we wouldn't
normally do that.

We're good people.
But we had to. So

What, bro? What?

Guys, I'm actually, like,
really pissed at this school.

Like, they have no idea how to
teach people, you know? Like-

- What, you not learning to read?
- No. It's not the reading.

I know how to read.
It's 9/11, man.

- What-What-What?
- What about 9/11?

[Dennis] Yeah?

The kids don't know
anything about it, man.

- They don't know what it is.
- [Frank, Dennis] What?

I heard a couple of 'em joking,

and they were sharing funny,
like, Internet memes.

And they were, like, "Oh, yeah. Oh,
that? I know that Internet joke thing."

No.

- That's how they know it.
- Okay. Hold on a second. I

Well now I have to get involved,
'cause that's insane.

- [Dee] Yeah,
that's kids these days. - Huh?

- 9/11 is just one
giant meme to them. - Yeah, it's a big joke.

- It is?
- Yeah. It's like Pearl Harbor.

I mean, you know, that happens.
Everybody looks the other way.

Now we're all
buying Japanese cars.

And now the Arabs
are buying golf from us.

- What?
- Golf's not for sale, dude.

The purest sport
in the history of humanity?

What's next, football?

- Wait a minute.
- What happened to "never forget"?

[Dee] We said
we weren't gonna forget.

We made an agreement
to never forget.

We collectively made
an agreement to never forget.

Next thing you know, now the camps
And just buying whatever car we want?

- I mean, what the hell is this?
- We're just forgetting what happened?

This argument went on
for way too long.

I remember every goddamn one
of those attackers' names.

- Every goddamn one.
- Of course you do.

- [Dee, Dennis] Mohamed Atta.
- That guy!

- Marwan al-Shehhi!
- Ziad Jarrah!

Bin Laden! He died like the dog
in the dirt that he was, man!

- That's right, goddamn it.
- That's where he belongs.

- The fallen fire department!
- Gonna forget about the firefighters?

[overlapping shouting]

These people were passionate,
but dumb as shit. [chuckles]

'Cause at some point they argued themselves
right into conspiracy theories.

- So it had to be a hoax.
- [Frank] Of course. Yes.

I mean, steel would not melt
at that temperature.

I mean, take fire to steel
and see if it melts. It won�t.

- You try it.
- [Dee] No, you know what?

A missile sent
by your own government is probably what it was.

- I read online
there wasn't even a plane. - [Dee] Really?

I�m starting to think
there wasn't even towers, dude.

- I'd never been to them.
- Has anybody seen the towers?

- With your own eyes,
not a picture. - Exactly. Not a picture.

Only seen pictures
the government has shown me.

They're changing
the weather now, do you know about this?

- They control the weather.
- Yeah. With frogs. I saw that.

- They control the weather.
- Yeah, with frogs.

- Yeah, they shoot
the frogs up there. - They shoot frogs up there?

- They're throwing tornadoes at Florida.
- Yeah. It creates a super storm.

- [Frank] Crop control.
- The oranges. There's too many oranges.

I know it sounds crazy but
I think at one point,

these people were trying
to start a boy band.

All right. Remember to combine
all three words here.

[Mac over PA] Darnell Lewis
and Jordan Cox,

please report
to the principal�s office.

[Gregory] I thought
it was kinda odd

when Ava had
one of the volunteers making announcements.

- Now, really think about-
- [Mac] No. What? Actually, wait .

Yeah, sorry. Go to the bathroom.

[Dennis] No, no. Don�t tell them
to go to the bathroom.

[Mac] Dennis,
the acoustics are better.

[Dennis] What? Have them come
to the music room.

[Mac] Yeah. Okay, fine.
Darnell and Jordan,

please go to the music room
or whatever. Thank you.

[Dennis] Did you have that
pushed the whole time?

- [Mac] The what?
No, which What? - Keep doing your work.

I'll be right back.

So I had to go down there
and check it out for myself.

? I�ll make love to you
Like you want me to ?

? And I�ll hold you tight
Baby, all through the night ?

- Ooh. This is what we want.
- Yeah, yeah.

- [Frank] This is good.
- [Charlie] A little pitchy at times.

- [Dennis] Very good singer.
- Very nice.

- He's a little pitchy,
but it's fine. - Yeah? But [stammers]

My main concern is he's
coming off like kind of a nerd.

You know we've already
got our nerd.

- We need a bad boy.
- We do.

Hey, Steven, would you say
you�re a bad boy?

I don�t know.

- You don't know?
- You don't know, huh?

I feel like a bad boy would know
if he was bad, right?

- Yeah, he might.
- I think so.

Damn it. I told Mac
to get the detention list.

[Charlie] Yeah, 'cause that's
how we're gonna find-

Hey. Hey.
How we doing? All right.

What's going on in here?

Uh, we're just having auditions.
Well, Ava said it was okay.

Ava said we could use the room.

- [Charlie] And we got her
- Real quick, just wanna walk this back.

Um, Ava said that it was
okay for you to pull kids out of class

- so they could sing for you?
- Yeah.

Yeah. Otherwise
how we're gonna know who's the

It was kinda like a class.
In a way, it's a music class.

[Charlie] Basically like,
we're just kind of, like, hopping for kids here,

and we got
a pretty good collection.

You know, we got a nerd
and we got the boy next door.

We got the ugly one that
people feel sorry for, but we

He's so ugly too.
But he is uglier than

Maybe too ugly.

- Yeah, maybe too ugly.
- Now we found our bad boy.

You see, the bad boy
is the most important one.

Because the bad boy makes
the sexual component less weird.

Yeah. I wouldn't
have said that, but

That's not why.
That's not really the-

This was some crazy shit.
I didn't wanna deal with it,

so I took it to Ava.

[footsteps approaching, panting]

Ava.

- [panting] What?
- The others were right.

These volunteers have got to go.

No. You were right.
They�re amazing, and they're staying.

Shit. I might frame 'em
for another crime just to get their hours up.

- [Ava chuckles]
- What? What? No.

Did I ask you to stop steaming?

Okay. She was right.

Between fighting teachers,
pissing in lockers and the boy band thing,

I should have booted their ass.

Because that white woman
was going in.

What do you mean
you didn�t get the fight on camera?

What is wrong with you?

I let that bitch kick my ass so
that I could look like a victim.

You think I couldn't
kick her [stammers]

She's tiny. I could destroy her.

I'd rip her hair out. [stammers]

I'd rip this whole school bald
if I wanted to,

oh, but that would like
some kind of hate crime

in the liberal media.

Wouldn't they just love that.
No. I'm not doing it.

What's wrong with you?
You call yourself a camera crew?

Oh, my God.
Get your head out of your ass.

Nah, I�ve seen some shit.

But crazy white people
hit different. [chuckles]

"Let me kick her ass?"

No. I am not a violent person,
but if I wanna kick someone�s ass, I will.

"Let me kick her ass."
She said that?

No. No. And you know what?
I�m not mad.

I�m not,
because I am totally over that woman,

um, because I�m
a happy person. So

I'm so sorry. I saw a mosquito.

I was misled into believing
they were shooting an educational video

in the vein of Billy Joel�s
"We Didn�t Start The Fire."

I don�t know
how the fuck they got on this.

- [bell rings]
- Bye. See youse.

Knock, knock, knock.
I've got a piping hot

caramel macchiato for a Melissa.

That's me.

- Oh, there you are.
- Thank you, Dennis.

It's my pleasure.
Absolutely. Hey, Go birds.

- Go birds.
- Hey, listen.

Um, might I trouble you
with a query?

On the subject of Billy Joel
with the scale being, one:

"I can�t stand
his music" to ten:

"I think he�s the single
greatest musician in the history of sound,"

where do you place the man?

Negative five. But you know
who is a massive fan?

A hundred fifty.
A million ten. Infinity.

Amazing. Okay, great. Yeah.

So we are actually looking
to recruit teachers

to help us with a little song.

By that point,
I should have known better

but, um, I'm a sucker for
anything Billy Joel related, so

- Yeah.
- This is really exciting, guys.

Okay. So here's
what we're gonna do.

You, our modern educators,

are going to sing
the updated lyrics

to Billy Joel's classic song,

and we will be reenacting
the iconic historical moments

on video at a later date.

Oh, my God. Can we be
part of that as well? 'Cause-

[Charlie] I feel like
it wouldn't be right if you weren't.

- That's great.
Let's get them involved. - Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Yeah. Okay.

Matter of fact,
I'm gonna film the rehearsal.

Yeah, just shoot it.
Shoot everything.

Okay, I'm gonna
stumble through one.

Don't worry if you get it wrong.

- Okay. Yeah.
- Let's just try it for time. Okay? Um

Okay. And

? Caitlin Clark
And Angel Reese ?

? Captain Sully hit some geese ?

? Marijuana legalized ?

? Price of copper
Is on the rise ?

[Janine]
? Kaepernick takes a knee ?

? Ozempic cures obesity ?

? Y2K was overblown
They shut down Guant�namo ?

[All] ? We didn�t start the fire
It was always burning ?

- ? Always burning ?
- ? Since the world's Been turning ?

- ? Since the world's
Been turning ? - ? We didn't start the fire ?

- ? We didn't start the fire ?
- ? It was always burning ?

- ? Since the world's
Been turning ? - ? It's always turning ?

? We didn't, we didn't
We didn't, we didn't ?

? We didn't
We didn't, we didn't ?

? We didn't start the fire ?

Actually, they did start a fire.

You see this?
Look, it�s not even wilting.

Mac, that�s indestructible.

You�re telling me that an entire
building is gonna melt to the ground

but we can�t even
melt the bench?

- I don't think so. Oh.
- Oh!

Oh, shit.
It�s going up the wall.

But eventually,
the whole song thing fell apart

when they discovered something
that they did not like.

- Wow. Wow, guys.
This was amazing. - [Janine] Yes.

- Love it. You guys.
- Charlie.

Look, guys. I'm so excited
and I really can't wait

to be a part of the reenactment.
I just want to throw that out there again,

but I'm just curious, like,
as to why you guys are doing it?

I just was wondering.

- Fair. Fair.
- Yeah. That's a good question. Like

So we realized that the kids
don't know anything about 9/11 really.

It's like a joke
or a meme to them.

And, like,
"Never forget," you know?

We said, "Never forget,"
and they seemed to have forgotten.

I love this.
I mean, I love this.

Human beings
have been educating one another

through the method of song
for generations

that predate even
the most ancient of societies.

- [Dennis] Absolutely.
- Yeah.

This particular song
was instrumental,

- I would say, in our education
- It was big for us.

and we just felt like it was
due for an update. Right.

- It's due for an update.
- Yes.

And I love that you guys
did it almost better than Fall Out Boy, you know?

- With the lyric change
and everything. - Yeah.

Well then,
no this is Billy Joel's song.

No, no. The band Fall Out Boy,
they already did an update

- [Janine] Yeah.
- like, of this song.

Changed all the lyrics and

[Barbara] Who's Fall Out Boy?

It's an emo band that did
a really good update. It was really good.

- [Barbara] Okay.
- Yeah.

- [Jacob] I thought
that's why you- - [Janine] Yeah.

Will you excuse us for a moment?

We're gonna need a

- We're just gonna need a minute.
- [Janine] Okay.

Is it to go listen
to their version?

- To
- No.

- No.
- Oh, okay.

Apparently,
this Fall Out Boy thing was a big deal to them.

[Charlie] Son of a bitch!

[Dennis] Every goddamn time
we try a single thing

this goddamn Fall Out Boy!

- [Dee] Goddamn pricks!
- Always a step ahead of us! Fuckers!

I mean, the Ed Hardy jeans.

- The spiked hair.
- [Dee] Yeah!

[Mac] Plus the eyeliner!
That was my look.

- He stole it from me.
- [Charlie] It was your look, Mac!

That has been your look!

- [Dennis] Goddamn Fall Out Boy.
- [Charlie] This goddamn Fall Out Boy.

I've got nothing for this.

In all my years
of teaching primary school,

I have never seen a student
of mine tantrum that long.

And these were full-grown adults

with fully-developed
frontal lobes.

I thought they were done.

But then,
I found this video online.

It was titled
"Fall Out Boy can�t stop us."

[Janine] ? Caitlin Clark
And Angel Reese ?

? Captain Sully hit some geese ?

? Marijuana legalized ?

? Price of copper
Is on the rise ?

[Janine]
? Kaepernick takes a knee ?

[Barbara]
? Ozempic cures obesity ?

? Y2K was overblown
They shut down Guant�namo ?

[All] ? We didn�t start the ?

I gotta hand it
to these jabronis.

'Cause I didn�t really like
the original,

'cause I felt like
Billy Joel didn�t even try

to match the lyrics
to the video,

but these guys,
they milked the school

for every minute
of content they could.

It reminded me of that verse
on DMX�s "What You Want."

"There was Brenda,
LaTisha, Linda, Felicia."

I wasn�t mad at it.
It was a bop.

Look, at the end of the day,
did I like those people?

No. I did not.

But I will admit

that what they did before
they left was pretty nice.

Thank you all so much
for coming here.

Please enjoy
a round of drinks on us.

- Johnnie Walker Blue.
- No spirits.

Chardonnay, please.

Gosh, we don't have a bottle
already open. [chuckles]

- [Dennis] Yeah.
- Okay. Heineken.

- Well, no imports though.
- Yeah.

Jesus Christ.

How about an iced tea?

- Iced tea.
Uh, I think we have ice. - [Gregory] Mm-mmm.

Nope. You don�t have ice.

- I already checked. And
- [Charlie] Yeah, no.

We're off water altogether.

- Sorry.
- We're not doing water anymore in the bar.

It's a whole thing.

I am so sorry,
but why are we here?

- Like, what is this?
- [Dee] Oh, right.

Yes, no. Fair. Um, yeah.

Well, listen,
we just wanted to let you know

that our experience with you
really touched us.

You know, you blindsided us
with your heart

and your care
for those children.

And while Frank is sorry
that he couldn't be here today,

he did spring for this gift
for your teacher's lounge.

Mac.

- A new espresso machine.
- [teachers cheer]

Nice, right?
We don't even have one of these.

May you be as happy
as you are caffeinated.

[all chuckle]

Maybe they're kinda sweet.
That was kinda sweet.

- [Dennis] Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah.

It wasn�t that sweet.
Come with me.

I think they lured us down
to their bar so the old one could do this.

He must�ve ripped out
about a hundred feet of copper.

But on the bright side,

the state was gonna make us
move out some old pipes,

so actually he saved
us a few grand in construction costs.

I�m gonna lose my job
if anyone sees this, so burn those tapes.

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