All language subtitles for I Love Lucy s06e16 lucy hates to leave

What's the matter, honey?

Oh, nothing, nothing.

Well, honey, it can't be nothing,
nothing.

You don't pace around at 3 o 'clock in
the morning just to put mileage on your

new bedroom slippers.

If you want to know the truth,

I'm worrying about that new house in the
country.

Oh, honey, now there's nothing to worry
about.

Mr. Spalding accepted our offer. The
bank's got all the papers. That house is

ours. That's what I'm worrying about.
That house is ours.

Isn't it wonderful?

We own a home.

What's so wonderful about it? You know
how much money that house is going to

cost me?

Yeah, it's going to cost... Oh, please,
don't say it out loud.

That house is worth it.

Oh, well.

You realize how many times I'm going to
have to sing Babaloo to pay for that

house?

Oh, well, you don't have to give all the
money at one time.

There's a mortgage. Oh, dear me, a
mortgage.

Well, now, that'll be paid off in 20
years.

20 years!

I'll be 56 and you'll be... Never mind.

Now, honey, I know how old you are. I
know, but I've been juggling my age for

many years, I've kind of forgotten what
it is and I want to leave it that way.

I don't know what made me decide to buy
that place.

I must have been out of my mind.

You realize all the extra expenses we're
going to have?

We're not going to have so many extra
expenses.

Not much.

There's a lot of taxes in that territory
over there.

And then you've got all those browns to
keep up, and you've got a big barn house

in the place, and you've got a chicken
house. And what are we going to perform

anyway? Who do I think I am, old
McDougal?

Honey, it's old McDonald, and calm down.

It's the heating.

It takes a lot of heat to heat a big
place like that, you know?

And then, oh, you've got to buy a new
car, and take the money that...

The train going back and forward to
Connecticut to New York.

That's a lot of money. Then the
furniture.

The furniture.

You know how much it's going to cost to
fill that big house with new furniture?

No, no, honey. No, no. We're going to
use all of our own furniture. We don't

have to buy new. This will fit
perfectly. Oh, good, good.

Thank you.

Now, honey. That's a big load off my
mind. Yeah, why don't you go back to bed

and just try to relax now, honey. All
right, dear.

Now, come on. All right.

Maybe things will look a lot better in
the morning. Sure they will, honey.

You've just got a bad case of
homeowner's heebie -jeebies, that's all.

You're right. This furniture is nice.

Sure, it's fine. This should look good
there. Sure will, honey. It's well

this stuff. Yes, all solid stuff.

And we got a lot of pictures and knick
-knacks and everything to go there.

Pleasant dreams, darling. Thank you,
honey.

Go right to sleep.

You don't have to buy anything, maybe.
No, honey, nothing. That's good.

What's the

matter,

honey? Nothing, nothing.

What do you mean, nothing? You don't get
up at 4 o 'clock in the morning for

nothing? What's wrong?

Well, maybe...

Calm down, honey, calm down.

How can you be calm with a mortgage
staring you in the face? That house

ours for 20 years.

Oh, now, honey, now, now.

There's nothing to cry about.

Oh, no, I just figured out how old I'll
be in 20 years.

Now, now, you just relax, honey.

You were right, honey, you were right.

We just got a butt case of homeowners'
jibby -heebies, that's all.

You got the jibby -heebies, all right.

Come on, let me go back to bed, dear.

We'll work on something, honey. Are you
sure?

Sure, dear.

We'll manage somehow.

Good night, honey.

Good night.

Maybe I can get a hit record or
something.

You never had one before.

That's right. Well, good night, dear.
Good night.

you sure, honey, that we're doing the
right thing?

Positive.

We bought the house, we are going to
keep it, and we're going to be very

living in the country. Oh, I'm glad you
feel that way because I feel just the

same way about it. Good.

I'm all ready.

Ready for what?

Ready to move to the country. Ready to
move to the country?

Well, we're not moving yet, partner.

We're not? No.

Where are we going, Daddy?

Well, in about a week or so.

Well, honey, you shouldn't put Fred in a
bag like that.

Here, you go out in the kitchen and give
him his breakfast, okay?

Okay, Mom. Okay.

He's ready to move to the country. Got
to hurry away.

He's going to be a farmer.

Hi. Hi, Fred.

Hi, Fred. How are you?

Fine. I hate to bring this up, but do
you remember this?

Oh, for goodness sake. What's that?

Our 99 -year lease.

If you recall, I gave it to you two
years ago in a sudden fit of

Now, don't tell me that you're going to
make us stay here for 97 more years. Of

course not.

Oh, well, thank you, friend.

That's very decent of you, friend. Now,
there's just one thing. Since I've let

you off the hook for 97 years' rent, I'd
like permission to let me show the

apartment for two or three days before
you leave. Oh, sure. Sure.

Of course, I'm not going to barge in on
you. I'm going to give you plenty of

notice. Anytime at all. Thank you very
much. Okay, Brad. Thank you.

Oh, gee, what a sweet guy.

Yeah, he's the nicest landlord in the
world. That's right.

Hi!

Well, I'm giving you notice that I'm
showing your apartment.

It's Mr. and Mrs. Taylor. How do you do?
How do you do? I hope we're not barging

in. Oh, no, that's perfectly all right.
This apartment is a perfect love nest

for newlyweds. Oh, yes, it certainly is.

Oh, are you newlyweds, too?

Oh, well, not exactly.

It's a little chilly in here.

Is it always this cold?

Oh, mercy, no.

The Ricardos like it this way. If
there's one thing I give my tenants,

plenty of heat.

What is all that?

Oh, who knows?

This is only from one closet.

Boy, what you can accumulate after 15
years. Yeah.

You want me to help you, honey?

Yeah, will you put all this stuff over
there in that big box? I want to give it

to the Salvation Army.

All right, then.

Hi, fellas. Hi.

Hi, hi.

Guess what?

What? We rented your apartment.

No. Oh, the newlyweds you met yesterday.
Oh, they were so nice.

Gee, I hope they're going to be as happy
in here as Ricky and I have been.

Yeah.

We sure had 15 wonderful years in this
apartment.

Oh!

Oh, Ethel, not again.

Oh, I can't help it.

Dry up, honey. We've got a problem to
settle. Yes, I know, I know.

What's the problem, Fred?

Well, the Taylors will move in only if
they can have the apartment right away.

Tomorrow? Yeah. Oh, that's impossible.

but we can't get into our house for four
more days.

That's right, Fred. You know, we can't
move until the papers are all signed and

that won't be till Friday. We can't
possibly move now.

That's the thanks I get for being so
nice.

It was so nice of old Fred to throw me
out of my own apartment.

Did I or did I not tear up a lease of
yours that had 97 more years to run?

Yeah, so?

Do you know how much I saved you by
being a good -hearted schnook?

Here, look at these figures.

$125 a month rent for 97 years comes to
$145 ,500.

So that's what you set up all night,
figuring.

Well, Fred, that's very nice of you, but
we can't possibly move out so fast.

Listen, I'm saving you almost $150 ,000.

The least you could do would be to move
out a couple of measly days ahead of

time. Now, just a minute, Fred. Oh, now,
wait a minute, fellas. There's no

problem. It's just for four days.

You can move in with us.

Well, thanks a lot, Ethel, but what are
we going to do with all of our

furniture? Yeah, it would be ridiculous
to store this for only four days.

That's no problem either. The tailors
like your furniture so much they want to

buy it.

Buy it?

Oh, no, no. We're not going to sell our
furniture. Why not?

Why not?

Because we're going to use it in our new
house.

This tacky stuff, it'll never fit in our
house.

enough to want to buy it. We can buy all
new furniture.

Now, just a minute. Just a minute.

Did you realize how much money it would
cost to furnish that whole new house

with new furniture? Are you going to
quibble about a few sticks of furniture

when you just made $150 ,000?

No.

Come on, honey.

Fred can bring the rest of the stuff.

Okay.

Well, Ethel, this is it.

This is what?

I'll never see this apartment again.

Oh, now, let's not get sentimental.

It's just another apartment.

Just another apartment.

There's 15 years of memories here.

Yeah, I know.

Do you remember the day I got locked in
a trunk right there?

Remember the day we were redecorating
the apartment and you wallpapered me

the closet?

How about the day the pressure cooker
exploded?

so much since the day I got married.

Come on, honey, let's get out of here.

You go ahead, Ethel. I'll be right over.

Oh. Oh, we're sorry, Mrs. Ricardo. We
thought you'd already gone.

Oh, that's all right. I was just
leaving.

I'll get all these boxes out of here
soon.

No hurry.

My husband made a list of all the
furniture. This is the inventory here.

thank you, thank you. I'll go over it
and I'll give your husband a check this

afternoon. Well, we'll be in the
apartment across the hall if you want to

about anything.

We sure do appreciate your selling us
the furniture.

Saved us a lot of expense and trouble.
Well, we were glad to do it.

I, uh... I sure hope you're going to be
happy here, as happy as we've been.

Thank you.

Honey, that pink shade will go just fine
on this lamp.

Pink shade?

Yes. I've got a lovely pink shade that
my mother gave me, and it'll look

beautiful on this lamp.

Oh.

Well, um, this, uh, this shade was made
especially for this lamp, and it's only

two years old.

It's very nice, but I really think the
pink shade will look better.

Oh.

Would you mind terribly if I took this
lamp off the inventory? I'd kind of like

to buy it back.

I guess that'd be all right with us,
huh?

I guess so. We can buy another lamp.

Thank you very much. You were right,
dear. This table will look stunning

black. Oh, sure.

Black?

Black?

This is getting to look like the will
call department at Macy's.

Oh, now, Fred, it's just for four days.
Why do you have to grumble so much?

Because grumbling is my hobby.

Like nagging is yours.

Honestly, Fred.

Hey, you got room for these?

Why, honey, I thought the tailors bought
those things.

Well, they did, but they were going to
ruin them, so I bought them back.

Oh.

Well, I guess we can make room.

Yeah, we can move out.

Now, Fred.

Well, I guess there's room for that
table in the kitchen. Come on, give me a

hand with it. Sure, yeah, come on.

There's room in the kitchen.

All right.

Excuse me. Yeah?

I wonder if I can borrow Mr. Mertz's
saw.

Saw? My wife wants to cut the legs off
the sofa.

off its legs.

It was my wife's idea.

I think I better have a little talk with
your wife.

Lucy, please don't buy back any more of
your old stuff.

Don't worry, I won't. Thank goodness.

There's nothing else left.

Where's Ethel and little Ricky?

They went to the delicatessen to get
some sandwiches.

Sandwiches? Yeah. After the way we've
been working, I was kind of looking

forward to a hot meal.

Yeah, so was I, but the kitchen is so
jam -full of stuff, Ethel couldn't find

the stove.

She could see it all right, but she
couldn't reach it.

Come on, I fixed a little nook back in
here where we can have something to eat.

Oh. We're going to be a little cramped,
but we'll have to make a do.

Just so I get to sit down for a few
minutes. There's a place for you.

Where is everybody?

sweetheart. Hurry up.

Where's my mustard?

Oh, I forgot it. I'll have to go out in
the kitchen and get it.

Oh, Fred wants the mustard.

Oh, well, here, you take this. I'll get
the mustard. Honey, you'd never be able

to find it. I'll have to get it.

Oh.

Okay.

I'll have to go with you.

Oh, he wants chocolate milk.

Oh, well, back up, honey, and then you
can go get it.

Well, Ethel, you back up. I backed up
the last two times.

That's not worth my mustard.

I got a hungry husband. Well, I got a
thirsty child.

Let me back up.

There we are.

Now, now, honey, don't bump your head.

There we are.

I'm backing up. I want hot mustard on my
sandwich, and I'm starved.

Well, Fred, you back up. I have a
thirsty child.

Little Ricky, where are you?

Here, Mommy.

How'd you get back there?

I took a shortcut under the furniture.

He took a shortcut under the furniture.

Do you mind if I play through?

Well, we'll just see about that now.
Come on. All right, we will see about

Oh, Fred, come on. Back up. You back up.
Come on. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Why push me? I'm an innocent bystander.

Come on now, Ethel. Back up.

No.

Fred. No.

Well, we could starve to death this way.

Oh, okay. I give up. Let's eat.

So stubborn.

I convinced him it was right to sell it,
so I'll convince him it was right to

buy it back.

You know how I have Ricky trained.

He's putty in my hands.

Lucy?

Speak of the putty.

in four days.

Yes, sir.

What?

They have?

It was?

Oh.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, thanks for calling.

Goodbye. What'd he say?

The title search for the house has been
delayed.

We will have to stay here two more
weeks.

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