All language subtitles for I Love Lucy s04e19 lucy gets in pictures

Honey, I'm going downstairs to get the
New York papers. Can I get you anything?

Oh, will you mail my postcards for me?

Are you still writing postcards?

You must have written a hundred of them
since we got out here. Well, I want to

share our trip with everybody.

We're having so much fun, I want our
friends in New York to have sort of a

secondhand thrill.

Uh, honey?

Yeah? Do you feel all right?

Sure, why?

Come here, let me look at you.

I'm afraid maybe you're getting a cold.

Stick out your tongue.

What's the big idea?

Well, I've stamped so many cards, I'm
all out of luck.

Here you are.

Okay. Now, remember, don't read them.
Why not?

Because it's not nice to read other
people's postcards.

Well, UNF will do it at home all the
time.

Not until after they're mailed. It's
illegal to read them before their

Oh.

All right, I won't read them.

Okay.

The rules you two have.

Lucy?

What? What do you mean by writing this
to Lillian Appleby? You read them.

Yes, and it's a good thing I did.

What do you mean telling Lillian Appleby
that you're going to be in a movie?

over. You stood right here and said you
wouldn't read them. You walked out in

the hall and you read them. Lucy.

Honestly, you just don't know who you
can trust anymore.

For heaven's sake, a man who will read a
postcard after he said he won't will do

anything. Never mind all that.

I want to know all about this movie
you're going to be in. I refuse to

anything with a sneak.

A snake.

All right, a snake.

Why did you tell Lillian Appleby that
you were going to be in a movie?

Because I had to told her.

if I told Marion Strong first.

Did you tell all these people that you
were going to be in a movie?

No. I didn't mention it to little Ricky.

I don't understand it. I don't see how
you can say something that is not true.

How do you know it isn't true? It's true
until it's untrue.

After all, Hollywood's looking for new
faces.

Well, your face is not new. It is to
them. They've never seen it before.

Ever since we've been out in Hollywood,
I've been waiting for you to try to get

into the movies.

What took you so long?

I was lulling you into a false sense of
security.

Yeah.

Well, now that you've brought the
subject up, let me tell you something.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Is this
going to be the one about how I'm a wife

and mother and my place is in the home?

No. Is it about one member of the family
and show business being enough?

No. Oh, well, don't tell me you're going
to use that ridiculous one about my not

having any talent.

Oh, you have a new one. Well, go ahead.

Here you are.

Here you are in pretty, sunny
California.

Hundreds of people all over the world
would give their right arm just for the

opportunity to visit here.

And what do you want to do?

You want to go to a studio and work from
morning till night, six days a week.

Well, I... It's a beautiful climate.

There's hundreds of things to do,
hundreds of places to go. You got your

pals, the Mercs, here with you to go
wherever you want to go.

You got a brand new, beautiful Pontiac
to take you there.

This could be one of the most wonderful
and exciting experiences of your whole

life. Well, gee, I... Well, what do you
want to do?

when I go to work.

I wish you'd use the one about my not
having any talent.

This one's tough to fight.

Why, sure, honey. Why don't you forget
all about being in the movies and have

fun, enjoy yourself.

Well, Ethel and I did want to go to
Catalina next week.

Sure.

And maybe Pismo Beach.

Yes.

And then there's always Palm Springs.

Palm Springs.

precedent vacations there. That's true.

Hi, come in. Hi. Hi. Hey, are we going
to have fun? I was just planning some

trips for us.

I'm afraid they'll have to wait a while.
Yeah. Hi.

Tell them, Ethel. Well, we were just
down in the coffee shop and we ran into

fellow who used to be in Vaudeville with
us, Jimmy O 'Connor, and he's a

producer at your studio now, Ricky, and
guess what? What?

He gave us parts in his new picture.

And we start tomorrow.

Isn't that exciting?

That's great.

What's the matter with you? I thought
you'd be happy for us.

I am.

Well, you don't sound happy.

Look, honey, this won't change anything.
The Mercer will probably only be in the

picture a day or two. Oh, no, it's for
two whole weeks.

Congratulations.

What's the matter with her?

Well, just before you came in, I talked
her out of wanting to get into the

movies and convinced her.

Then she could have a lot more fun just
taking trips with you two.

Oh, dear.

Oh, now, don't you worry, Lucy. We'll
take lots of trips together.

Just as soon as we wrap up our picture
commitment.

Oh, sure, we'll still want to go to
those places.

Well, we gotta go over to the wardrobe
and get fitted for our costumes.

Hey, listen, I gotta go over to the
studio, too. I'll drop you off. Oh,

Now, honey, don't be blue. Come on.

See you later, huh?

We'll see you later. So long, Lucy. Bye,
there.

Imagine us getting in the movie. Yeah,
yeah.

My heavens.

The man.

Hi, Miss Ricardo.

Oh, Bobby.

I brought up your cleaning.

Would you hang in the bedroom for me,
please? Yes, ma 'am.

Enjoying your stay in Hollywood?

Hey, you got the red eight on the red
nine.

Yeah, I thought it might spice up the
game if I cheated a little.

Uh, Miss Ricardo, you won't be seeing me
for a few days.

Oh, you going on a trip?

No, I got a part in the picture.

You have?

Yeah. Remember last time I was only a
stooge?

Uh -huh. This time I got a line to read.

A whole line?

Yeah. Oh, it's a very dramatic scene.
See, I... I play a hospital orderly.

this woman comes rushing in. Now, her
hair's all messed up because she's very

upset because her husband's been in an
accident.

Now, she sees me and she says, what room
is my husband in?

Then I say, 423.

Sort of gets you right here, doesn't it?

4 '23". Yeah.

Boy, I got more talent than I thought.

No, you don't understand, Bobby.

You see, my husband is starring in a
picture, and today my best friends at

Mercer's told me that they got parts in
a picture, and now you tell me you got a

part. I just feel left out. I feel like
an ugly duckling.

Well, that's ridiculous. You're prettier
than any of us.

Oh, can you act?

Can I act?

Can I act?

What room is my husband in?

423. Thank you.

See?

Oh, you're great.

Yeah, well, thanks a lot.

I'm afraid my light's always going to be
hidden under a bushel.

What about your husband? Can't he help
you getting pictures?

You mean Ricky Ricardo, the Cuban
bushel?

You just have to go out and let somebody
else discover you.

How? Oh, a lot of people get discovered.

Why, there was, there was Champ Butler.

He was discovered parking cars.

And then there was Dorothy LaMoure. She
was discovered running an elevator.

And then there was Lana Turner.

She was discovered at a soda fountain
sitting on a stool.

Well, I don't think I'd be very good at
parking cars, and elevators make me

dizzy, but I do know how to sit.

Well, great. Why don't you give it a
whirl?

What? soda fountain was it? The one at
Schwab's Drugstore, up on Sunset

Boulevard. Schwab?

Schwab's. Schwab's. Thanks a lot.

Come

in.

Hi. Oh, hi.

How did everything go?

Oh, Ricky, it was just wonderful. We got
the cutest gay 90s costumes you ever

saw. The funniest thing happened in
wardrobe.

Oh, now, Fred, I didn't think that was
very funny. It was pretty funny.

What happened, Fred?

Well, we had tried on our costumes and
were all dressed up in our own clothes,

ready to leave. Now, Fred... And the
head of wardrobe accused Ethel of trying

sneak out with one of his bustles.

Oh, that was very funny.

How's Lucy?

I don't know. She wasn't home when I got
here.

Beginning to worry about her a little
bit. You know, she was so blue when I

left. Oh, she's probably just on site.
Sure.

Oh, here she is. Oh, hi. Hi, Lucy.

Hi, honey.

Hi. Where you been? I was beginning to
worry about you.

Well, I've been out not getting in the
movies.

What are you talking about?

Well, after you three abandoned me
today, I went and sat in Schwab's

so I could be discovered like Lana
Turner.

Oh, no.

Yeah, I sat there all afternoon.

Well, what happened? You look kind of
funny.

Yeah, well, you'd look kind of funny,
too, if you just had three chocolate

malts, two hot fudge sundaes, a
pineapple soda, and a banana split.

You ate all that?

I had to.

It was the only way I could keep my
place at the counter.

They have a rule, no eat, no seat.

Oh, and nobody did any discovering.

Well, only me.

About an hour ago, I discovered I was
getting green.

Well, at least she's not blue anymore.

Oh, dear, why don't I give up?

The only way I'll ever get in the movies
is to buy a ticket.

Oh, now, honey.

I just can't go back to New York and
face my friends.

As soon as I get to feeling a little
better, I'm going to kill myself.

Now, look, don't you talk like that.

Listen, if he means that much to you,
well...

Maybe there's something that I can do.

What?

Well, if you just want to say that you
were in a picture, maybe I can call one

of the directors at Metro. I've got a
couple of friends in there. And see if

they can give you a little part or
something, you know?

Ricky, would you?

Well, I can't promise you anything, but
I can try.

Oh, thank you, honey. I'll call tomorrow
morning and see what they say.

Thank you.

Hey, Frank.

Oh, hi, Ricky.

Where's your wife?

Oh, she's just coming out of wardrobe.
She'll be here in a minute.

She is so excited. about doing this part
in this picture. She wouldn't believe

it. And when she found out that she gets
to die in the scene, she almost died.

Oh, well, it really is nothing.

Well, she thinks she's playing Camille.

She's been practicing how to die all day
long.

Oh, here she is.

Come here, honey.

Come on, I want you to meet your
director.

Frank, this is my wife, Lucy. Frank
Williams, the director.

How do you do? How do you do, Mrs.
Riccardo? Glad to have you with us.

thank you. It certainly is nice to be
here. I sure hope I do a good job for

sir. Oh, I'm sure you will.

Now, here's what I'd like you to do.
You're the star of this nightclub

The star?

That's right.

Now, as our scene opens, you're
discovered at the top of the steps with

four girls. On the cue music, you come
about halfway down, a shot rings out,

clutch your heart, and you drop.

Yeah.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I'm pretty excited,
but I'm sure I can do it. That sounds

simple, honey. Yeah, you can handle
that. I'm sure I can. Now, just be calm

good luck to you, huh? Okay, dear. Bye.
I got a day with Mr.

Minnelli, so I got to go. See you later.
Bye.

Don't worry now. You'll be all right.
Nick.

Nick, would you get that headdress on
her, please?

Oh, boys, no, that spot. No, I don't
want that there.

Here you are, Mrs. Ricardo.

Is that for me?

Uh -huh.

I'm afraid it's kind of heavy. Oh, well,
that's all right.

I'll be able to manage it.

Can I let go now?

Yeah, that's all right. Thank you.

There. All right now?

There we are, yes.

Thank you.

Have you ever worn one of these before?

Well, no, sir, but I'm sure that I can
handle it.

It's quite a trick. It's just getting
used to balancing it. How's that? Just

getting used to balancing it. Oh, yeah.

please, Mrs. Ricardo?

Oh, yes, sir.

Thank you.

A little more

to your... A little

more to your left, please.

Your left. Your left, Mrs. Ricardo.

That's it.

Thank you very much. Now, will you tilt
your head a little bit?

Do you feel comfortable?

No, sir. Yes, sir.

What seems to be the trouble?

Well, sir, the headdress was just a
little heavier and it sort of tilted

forward.

I'm sorry, sir. I'll be able to manage
it.

Well, I don't want you to be
uncomfortable.

Perhaps I'd better give it to a bigger
girl. Oh, no, sir. I'm big enough. Thank

you.

Remember?

Perhaps this headdress is a little too
much for you, Mrs. McCullough. Oh, no,

sir. No, sir, no. Mr. Williams, my train
just got caught. That could happen to

anyone, sir.

Well, I'd feel much better if it was
handled by a girl who could really

it. Oh, I can handle it, sir. No, no.
I'm sure I can.

Nick, will you kindly switch
headdresses, please? Oh, no, sir, Mr.

Mr. Williams.

Yes?

Isn't the girl who wears that the one
who gets killed?

Yes, that's right. Will you put this on,
please?

Well, I don't really think that that's
very fair, Mr. Williams. I didn't

really... get a chance, do you know?

Mr. Williams? All right. All right,
Nona. Now, you take Mrs. Ricardo's place

the center. You'll be the lead girl now.
Thank you. And Mrs. Ricardo, would you

mind standing over there by the rail?
Thank you very much. You're doing very

well. Very well. Very well. Now, let's
go.

No stops.

Go all the way right up by the rail,
please. Thank you.

I'd like to try another run through now,
only this time I'd like you to come

down the stairs a little faster.

Music.

think you're doing? Well, you said you
wanted us to come down a little faster.

I'm sorry I tripped on my train. It was
sort of a train trip.

Would you like to try it once more,
please? Mr. Williams, are you sure you

want me to be the girl who gets killed?

Please, Mrs. Ricardo.

Wouldn't you like to see me die?

Don't tempt me.

I certainly wish I could be the girl who
dies, Mr. Williams, because it means so

much to me. You know, I... Mrs. Ricardo.
I have rehearsed it a lot. Mrs.

Ricardo. I'm sure that if you could see
me do it... Mrs. Ricardo. ...you would

appreciate that I could probably do it
better than Mr. Williams. Mrs. Ricardo.

Would you please let me get a word in
edgewise?

Yes, sir. I just felt that you should
know how I feel about it. Yes, I

do. Mrs. Ricardo, would you please get
up to the top of the stairs there? We'll

try it once more. Just once more,
please. Would you like to rehearse it?

Please?

Thank you very much. You're doing very,
very well.

We hurried a little. You see, we're a
little behind our schedule. Thank you

much. All right.

Are we all set now?

All right, remember, girls, now smile,
smile pretty.

That's it.

Music.

The shot was supposed to be for the
other girl.

Well, he missed.

Look, Mrs.

Ricardo, you just don't seem to
understand.

You see, I'm the director on this
picture. Yes, sir, I know that. See, I

all the decisions. I say what happens on
this set. I understand that, sir. You

understand that. You know, one more
thing like this and you won't be in this

picture at all.

Oh, well, look, Mr. Williams, I just
feel that I just have to be the girl who

dies. You see, you don't understand. I
couldn't go back to New York and face my

friends. I've told them that I'm going
to be in a picture, and I can't just let

it be walk on and off, you know? This is
my big chance.

I understand, yeah.

Well, you see, all right, Mrs. Ricardo.
I've told them for months and months and

months, you know? Yes, Mrs. Ricardo. You
know, when I got this, I figured it was

going to be a real... I really
understand.

Believe me, I feel for you. But you've
got to understand my situation, too.

Well, you know how friends back home
are. Yes, I know. Oh, yes, I know how...

But, you see, I have a problem, too.

You see, I'd like to get this picture
done before the end of this year.

I understand.

Thank you. I understand. So, you can be
the girl who dies.

Oh! Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you. I'd
like that headpiece, please.

No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I've got an entirely new concept for

scene. Much more dramatic.

Oh? Yes. You are going to be
discovered...

Dead as the scene opens.

I'm already dead?

Already dead. Oh, uh... Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, Potts. You just lie down

here, Mrs. Ricardo.

Just lie down. Thank you very much.

Just lie down.

Uh, face down.

Williams, I've seen lots of pictures and
when people die, they don't usually die

face down. They die face up into the
camera.

We'll do it another way. Oh, thank you.

Now, boys, would you bring in the
stretcher, please?

This will work very, very well. It's
very dramatic, too. Would you lie down

the stretcher, please?

Thank you very much.

Face up.

Face up. Yes, sir.

All set?

All set. There.

know it's me.

Your feet will be showing.

Oh, swell.

All right, now, boys, will you change
the setup now? I'll be right back.

Where are you going now?

I'm going to powder my feet.

All right, girls, will you get around
here, please?

I'll get a setup here.

Hi. Oh,

hi, Ricky.

How's Lucy?

Oh, she's fine.

I'm a nervous wreck.

What happened? Something went wrong?

Oh, no, no, no. Everything's fine. Oh,
good. Okay, sir, we're ready to go. Are

the attendants ready?

Yes, sir. Right there. All right, well,
where's the dead woman?

Here I am.

Miss... Oh, there she is. Oh, fine. Will
you excuse me a moment? We'll get on

with this safe. Meg, will you just lie
down here, please? Yes, sir. Thank you

very much. Pick up the sheet, please.
Yes, sir.

I'll just get dressed up here nicely.

Here we are. All right.

Meg, will you cover her?

Oh, it's beautiful.

Now, uh... And remember, this is a very
dramatic scene. You're very sad. You're

very upset. Lots of emotion. Let's get
this scene done this time.

Not a word from anyone.

Ready? Roll them.

Yes, sir.

Cut!

Printed! Thanks, sir. That's beautiful.
All right, boys. Take it away now.

Oh, girls, that was just wonderful. Just
wonderful.

Lucy, what happened?

Nothing. Well, that's not the way that
they explain the scene to me. Nobody

know who you are.

Oh, well, I'm not too unhappy.

That's your business, you know, darling.

I'm sorry, Ricky, but... Oh, it's all
right.

At least you got in the picture.

That's right.

Sure. Excuse me, sir, but... What?

Mrs. Ricardo.

Yeah, well, let's go, Ricky.

May I see your feet, please?

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