All language subtitles for I Love Lucy s04e17 LA at last

Look at this. Isn't it beautiful?

Oh, Lucy, I never saw anything like this
in my whole life.

Oh, Ricky, the studio must take a lot of
you to get you a suite like this.

Hey, not bad, huh, Fred? Hey, this is
some class.

Did you see Van Johnson? Where?

He got in the elevator just as we got
off. That wasn't Van Johnson. It was,

It was not.

Wasn't that Van Johnson that got in the
elevator?

No, ma 'am, that was the house
detective.

just like him.

Everybody looks like a movie star to my
wife.

Your room is down the hall.

Okay. We'll see you later. Oh, Ricky,
this is so wonderful. I hope you like

place. I hope it's half as nice as this.

Bye. See you later.

Oh,

honey, I can't believe it. We're really
here.

And none of this would have happened if
you hadn't been so talented, darling.

Oh, at least I know one movie star.

Wait a minute. I better call the studio
and tell them we're here.

Where's the phone?

Here. Oh.

Here you are, sir.

Thank you.

Oh, Ricky, look.

Hollywood's out there.

Operator, Hollywood 3 -3 -4 -4 -9,
please. Ricky, come here.

Just a minute, honey.

Mr. Sherman, please.

Mr. Sherman, please. Ricky Ricardo
calling. What's your room like? Oh, it's

lovely, but it doesn't have a view like
this. Look, there's the Brown Derby. Oh,

it is.

Yeah, and Brahman's Chinese Theater's
right up there, see? Oh, my.

Mr. Sherman, this is Ricky Ricardo.

We just got in.

Yeah. Oh, yes, we had a wonderful trip.
Thank you.

Oh, by the way, Ben Benjamin told me to
give you his regards.

He's talking to the studio.

Oh, well, that sounds fine.

what the studio looks like.

At the commissary at 12 for lunch.

All right, I'll see you there. Thank
you. Goodbye.

Well, let's go.

Let's go where?

That's his idea of a Hollywood outfit.

Fred, I thought I took that stuff out of
the bag in New York.

Well, I put them back.

I've seen pictures of how they dress in
Hollywood, and I want to fit in.

I don't want to be conspicuous.

You go take that off. I am not walking
down the street with you in that

nightshirt.

Now, Fred, you better go change because
we're all going to the studio for lunch.

No kidding? Yeah, Ricky just talked to
the producer.

Well, honey, he didn't invite all of us.

in my big mouth. I'm sorry, Ethel and
Fred. I thought you were going to get to

go, too. Oh, darn it. Well, that's the
way the ball bounces.

Well, honey, you're not going either.

Why not?

Well, because he just invited me.

Oh, darn it.

Well, that's the way the ball bounces.

This is business today.

Oh, here we are in Hollywood and I don't
get to do anything.

What am I going to do this afternoon?

Well, for one thing, I need a clean
shirt, so why don't you start unpacking?

And after the fun of unpacking wears
off, what then?

Well, I'll tell you what.

You drop me by the studio, and then you
can have the car for the rest of the

afternoon and do whatever you like.

All right?

I'll go get ready. Hey, that's a
wonderful idea, huh?

Well, I suppose we could just drive up
and down the streets and hunt movie

stars.

Why not?

Although tracking them down one by one
takes so much time.

I wonder if there's any place where they
get together in a big herd.

Well, maybe at sundown they all gather
at the same watering hole.

That's it. That's where we'll go. Where?
The watering hole.

Fellow hunters, we're going to the Brown
Derby.

Oh, it's just like I imagined it.

Yes.

Well, come on, let's sit down.

I never really thought I'd be here. Me
either.

Come on, let's sit down, will you?

All right.

Oh, look, Eddie Cantor.

Oh,

look at Jimmy Durante. Oh, for heaven's
sake, they've used two frames for a

schnozzola.

There's Cary Grant.

Quick.

Right there.

It is.

Oh, you finally saw one.
Congratulations.

Thanks. I have a feeling we've run into
a whole nest of them.

Will you sit down and stop gawking?
You're acting like a tourist.

Well, I am a tourist.

Well, get a hold of yourself.

Okay. Oh, look at the salads.

Look at the pastries. Look at the
prices.

Oh, that's different. Now I can look at
this side of the menu.

Telephone for Gregory Peck.

Gregory Peck, where is he? I don't see
him. We must be here. He got a telephone

call.

There he is. There he is right in there.
See?

Oh, isn't he handsome?

Look, he's smiling.

Fred, what's the harm? They're movie
stars. They're used to being stared at.

Well, I guess he's right. I guess if
they come here to eat, they'd like to

in peace.

Telephone for Walter Pidgeot.

If you two Johnny jump -ups don't sit
down, I'm going to eat by myself.

He isn't here.

Why do you have to be such rubbernecks?

They're just people like you and me.

Yeah, I guess we better.

Eat, huh?

Yeah. Might as well decide what we want
before the waiter gets here. Yeah.

Oh, boy, I'm going to have a piece of
that.

Telephone for Ava Gardner. Where?

Fred.

Fred, sit down.

Remember, she's just people like you and
me.

She might be people, but she's not like
you and me.

Now, have you decided what you're going
to have?

Oh, it's so hard to decide. Everything
is so tempting.

What is this derby toss salad?

Anybody knows that, Lucy. You just take
some salad and toss it in the derby.

It's a mixed green salad in a foil
press. Oh, well, I'll have that, please.

then I'd like the spaghetti and
meatballs.

Oh, that sounds good.

I'll have that, too. And lots of meat
sauce, please. Yes, ma 'am. I'd like the

veal cutlet Marco Polo. Veal cutlet.
Very well.

Have you been in pictures?

No, ma 'am.

Ethel, that picture on the end down
there, is that a picture of Shelly

or Judy Holliday?

The one on the end on the bottom.

I can't see the signature. I think it's
Shelly Winters.

Well, it looks more like Judy Holiday.

Well, what's the difference?

Ask that lady in the next booth. Maybe
she can tell.

Oh, for corn's sake.

Miss, I'm sorry to bother you, but my
friend and I can't see the signature on

that last picture. Is that Shelly
Winters or Judy Holiday?

Either. That's Eve Arden. Thanks.

Yeah, Gus, I'd like to start off with
a...

A Cobb salad.

Yes, sir. And, uh...

You know, they say when they stop
looking, that's the time to worry.

Yes, sir.

If

I

get another book, Mr. Holden... Don't
worry about it.

You know, I sometimes wonder how a
person like that would feel if the shoe

on the other foot.

Wait a minute, that's an idea.

For once, I'm going to turn the tables.

and take it with you.

Good, Bill. Glad you like it.

Oh, Mr. Holden, wardrobe had to send
your coat out to be cleaned, but they

this one up for you to wear home. Oh,
good.

Thank you.

How did you get covered with all that
pie?

Were you on a television show?

No.

Oh, by the way, Ricky Ricardo's here. He
wants to show you his Don Juan costume.

Oh, fine. Come on in, Ricky.

Sherman, it doesn't seem to me that this
is quite the way to... I don't

think that this is going to work.

This isn't right, is it?

Of course not, Ricky.

Don Juan never wore armor like that.

He was supposed to be a great lover,
wasn't he? That's right.

Well, if I ever kissed a girl in this
thing, I'd cut her nose off.

Don't worry about it, Ricky. I'll
straighten it out with wardrobe.

Oh, meet William Holden, Ricky.

This is Ricky Ricardo, Bill. Oh, how you
doing, Mr. Holman? Very glad to know...

Excuse my glove.

Ricky's doing Don Juan for us. Oh?

Say, I think that's one of my old suits.

Yeah? Only I hope you have a lot better
luck with it. You see, one day on

location it rained, and on the way back
I rusted shut.

And when they got back, they called me
and said, Come down to wardrobe.

We're opening a canned ham.

Could I use your telephone a minute?
Yeah, help yourself.

I'd like to call my wife and have her
come over to pick me up. Sure.

What number do you want to dial?

Oh, uh,

the Beverly Palms Hotel. I'll help you.
Wait a minute, Ricky. I go right by

there. I can drop you off.

Oh, no, that'd be too much trouble.
Right on my way.

Are you sure?

Sure. Gee, thanks.

Say, if you're not in a rush, could you
stop by for a moment?

Sure, I'd love to.

My wife is just dying to meet you.

Ah, here we are, Bill.

Ah, very nice.

Isn't it nice?

The studio got it for me. When you make
yourself at home, I'll go get Lucy.

Okay, fine.

Oh, hi, honey.

Hi there.

How was the studio?

Oh, wonderful.

How's the brown dairy?

But I bet you didn't bring one home with
you.

What do you mean?

Well, one of the biggest stars in the
whole picture business is sitting in our

living room right now.

Who?

William Holden.

What's he doing here?

I thought you'd be pleased.

I met him at the studio, he drove me
home, and he wants to meet you. Well, I

don't want to meet him.

What are you talking about?

Are you sick or something?

Yeah, that's it. I'm sick.

Got a headache?

Yeah, I mean... Well, is it your head or
is it your stomach? Yeah, well, it sort

of jumps around.

Now, look, Lucy, what's going on? Why
don't you want to meet Bill Holden?

Well... I know you're not...

and was nice enough to drive home and
come all the way up here to meet you,

you're going to go out there and meet
him. But I just can't. Why not?

I just can't.

Why not?

Well, he never did appeal to me very
much.

Told me to come out and make the
picture.

Well, I certainly want to wish you luck.

Thank you, Bill. It's a wonderful studio
to work for. Well, that's good to hear.

You want some more coffee?

Yeah, a little more, and then I'm going
to have to run.

I don't know what's keeping Lucy.

Oh, here she is. Honey, I want you to
meet William Holden.

Lucy?

How do you do, Mr. Holden? How do you
do? You'll have to excuse my appearance.

just washed my hair, and I can't do a
thing with it.

It's very exciting meeting you, Mr.
Holden.

You're my favorite movie actor.

Thank you, Lucy.

I've seen you so many times, I feel that
I know you.

You know, I have a funny feeling I know
you, too.

Haven't we met somewhere?

Oh, no. No, that's impossible.

Yeah, I guess it is, but...

Something about you that's so familiar.

Oh. Especially around the eyes.

Here's your coffee.

Bill,

what's the last picture you made?

Well, we just finished shooting The
Country Girl with Bing Crosby and Grace

Kelly. Oh, gee, that sounds wonderful. I
hope I get to see it. Well, I hope if

you do see it, you enjoy it. Oh, well,
I'm sure I will.

Would you like to watch it?

What was that?

I said, would you like to watch a shoot
sometime?

Oh, could I?

Sure. Next time we have, you know,
something interesting going on, I'll

arrangements and...

Anything

wrong, Mrs. Ricardo?

My nose itches.

makes your skin soft.

Ricky, do you know yet who your co -star
will be?

No, no, I don't know. No, they haven't
decided that yet.

All they told me was that there was
supposed to be five very beautiful

I guess I might as well tell you.

I went to the Brown Derby today. That's
it. That's where I told you.

The Brown Derby.

She was sitting in the next booth, and I
asked the head waiter who the beautiful

redhead was.

You did?

Yes, I wanted to find out your name and
come over and tell you that you should

be in movies, but you left before I had
a chance.

close to a movie star before.

Yes, you have to forgive me, Mr. Holden.
I... I... I kissed Bill Holden!

That week,

I Love Lucy will be brought to you by
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Mr. Holden appeared tonight through the
courtesy of Paramount Pictures. Others

in the cast were Harry Bartell, Bobby
Jellison, Dayton Loomis, Danny Nolan,

Alan Ray.

I Love Lucy is a Desilu production.

Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz will be back
next week at this same time.