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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,790 --> 00:00:36,790 Want a meatloaf, anybody? 2 00:00:37,090 --> 00:00:38,930 No, thanks. No, thank you, honey. Ethel? 3 00:00:39,370 --> 00:00:41,590 Boy, I might as well finish up that last little dab. 4 00:00:48,270 --> 00:00:49,310 Potatoes? No, thanks. 5 00:00:50,570 --> 00:00:51,570 Ethel? 6 00:00:51,790 --> 00:00:54,030 Just another taste. I hate to see food go away. 7 00:01:04,010 --> 00:01:05,330 I think we need another bye, honey. 8 00:01:14,110 --> 00:01:16,930 Sometimes I feel like I was married to a garbage disposal. 9 00:01:21,770 --> 00:01:23,330 Oh, leave her alone, Fred. 10 00:01:23,850 --> 00:01:25,390 So she's got a good appetite. 11 00:01:26,010 --> 00:01:27,810 Sure, she's just a growing girl. 12 00:01:28,870 --> 00:01:30,310 Yeah, but she's growing sideways. 13 00:01:39,340 --> 00:01:40,480 Well, now, for once, you're right. 14 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:42,940 Why don't you buy a bottle of that stuff, Ethel? 15 00:01:43,260 --> 00:01:45,360 Oh, you can't buy it. I made it myself, Fred. 16 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:47,720 You know, you ought to bottle that, Lucy, and sell it. 17 00:01:48,060 --> 00:01:49,060 Oh, Fred. 18 00:01:49,340 --> 00:01:51,480 Well, I mean it. I bet you could make a lot of money. 19 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,280 Money, money. 20 00:01:55,220 --> 00:01:57,040 Why did I hear that word today? 21 00:01:58,240 --> 00:01:59,240 Oh, yes. 22 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:04,700 The teller at the bank called me and said that someone's account was 23 00:02:09,289 --> 00:02:10,389 was so withdrawn, Lucy. 24 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:13,790 Aren't these delicious looking pastries? They're real gooey. 25 00:02:14,130 --> 00:02:16,030 I'll give you a hint. 26 00:02:16,490 --> 00:02:20,290 He says it's someone who shares my joint account, but it's not me. 27 00:02:21,670 --> 00:02:22,910 Go on, Lucy, guess. 28 00:02:23,270 --> 00:02:24,470 Please, not while I'm eating. 29 00:02:25,750 --> 00:02:26,750 All right. 30 00:02:27,130 --> 00:02:28,190 Not while you're eating. 31 00:02:29,330 --> 00:02:31,670 Take a couple? I don't know where I'd put it. 32 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:34,030 Just drop it into the bottomless pit. 33 00:02:41,140 --> 00:02:42,440 Are you finished eating? 34 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,160 No, no, I'm not finished yet. 35 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:16,560 Made fresh today. 36 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:24,920 Finished? 37 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:26,740 No. 38 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:36,720 I never can seem to get enough of these. 39 00:03:40,460 --> 00:03:44,520 Are you finished now? 40 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,560 Now, would you mind telling me why you were overdrawn at the bank? 41 00:03:51,620 --> 00:03:56,600 Every month I put money in the bank, and every month you spend it all and more 42 00:03:56,600 --> 00:04:02,020 besides. I don't understand it. I mean, I'd like to know the reason. Now, why 43 00:04:02,020 --> 00:04:03,540 are you overdrawn at the bank? 44 00:04:04,460 --> 00:04:05,460 Lucy? 45 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:22,780 It was the biggest battle of the budget yet. 46 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:27,000 We thrashed out every item in my books. It was just terrible, Ethel. 47 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,920 I've used up my allowance until June the 12th. 48 00:04:30,740 --> 00:04:31,740 That's not bad. 49 00:04:32,260 --> 00:04:34,060 June the 12th, 1978? 50 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:36,500 Well, 51 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:38,260 money isn't everything. 52 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:40,240 Yeah, with me it isn't anything. 53 00:04:41,020 --> 00:04:44,480 Gee, I wish I could invent something that would be worth a million dollars. 54 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:47,220 You sound just like Fred Mertz. 55 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:52,980 Since we've been married, he's been trying to think up one idea worth a 56 00:04:52,980 --> 00:04:56,720 dollars. Oh, none of his ideas any good, huh? Oh, he had some good ideas, but 57 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:58,700 somebody always got to the patent office first. 58 00:04:59,260 --> 00:05:02,260 He's still mad at Edison for beating him to the electric light. 59 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:08,020 And he's never forgiven Ford for scooping him with the horseless 60 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:11,940 Well, at least he was trying. I haven't even got an idea. 61 00:05:22,410 --> 00:05:25,350 Well, he's right. I'm going to bottle it and put it on the market. 62 00:05:26,050 --> 00:05:27,770 Bottle it and sell it? Yeah! 63 00:05:27,990 --> 00:05:30,090 It's the best salad dressing I ever tasted. 64 00:05:30,390 --> 00:05:33,650 We can make it right here in the kitchen. Will you help me? Sure. It's a 65 00:05:33,650 --> 00:05:35,450 simple recipe. I have it right here. 66 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:37,430 Let's see. Here it is. 67 00:05:38,170 --> 00:05:39,170 There, now. Let me see. 68 00:05:39,430 --> 00:05:40,910 Let's see, now. What do we call it? 69 00:05:41,150 --> 00:05:44,810 My Aunt Martha gave it to me. I suppose you really ought to call it Aunt 70 00:05:44,810 --> 00:05:46,030 Martha's Salad Dressing. 71 00:05:46,330 --> 00:05:48,550 Sure. It needs more than that, though. 72 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:53,219 salad dressing. 73 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:54,960 Yeah, and we'll make it with old fashions. 74 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:56,160 No. 75 00:05:57,420 --> 00:06:00,460 We'll sell more of it. Oh, come on now, be serious. 76 00:06:01,020 --> 00:06:04,240 How are people going to know that we're selling? Now, we've got to advertise. 77 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:09,460 Yeah. Gee, isn't it too bad we haven't got money enough to go on television? 78 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:10,880 Yeah. 79 00:06:12,060 --> 00:06:13,060 Television. 80 00:06:13,620 --> 00:06:15,220 We'll go on television. 81 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:18,480 Huh? I'll be a cooking expert. 82 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:22,760 No. No, you'll be the cooking expert, and I'll be one of those women that they 83 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:25,580 get up from the audience. I know just how they act. I've watched them a 84 00:06:25,580 --> 00:06:28,240 times. So have I. I watch them every day. That's great. 85 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:30,580 Just what to do. What do we use for money? 86 00:06:31,420 --> 00:06:35,020 What do we need with money? After all, who is my dearest friend in the whole 87 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,620 wide world? Carolyn Appleby. 88 00:06:37,340 --> 00:06:38,480 Carolyn Appleby? 89 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:41,300 Since when did she get to be your dearest friend? 90 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:45,080 Since I just remembered that her husband runs a television station. 91 00:06:48,110 --> 00:06:49,470 Do you think she'll go for the idea? 92 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:50,710 I think so. 93 00:06:50,970 --> 00:06:52,330 Especially if we cut her in. 94 00:06:52,570 --> 00:06:55,130 To the tune of, say, three cents a bottle. 95 00:06:55,730 --> 00:06:57,770 Yeah, she likes that kind of music. 96 00:06:58,090 --> 00:07:00,970 All she's got to do is get us on that Dickie Davis show. 97 00:07:01,190 --> 00:07:05,490 He's on four hours every day and he sells all sorts of things. The Dickie 98 00:07:05,490 --> 00:07:06,910 show. Yeah. 99 00:07:08,670 --> 00:07:12,710 Gee, I hope she'll do it. Oh, just show her money and she'll do anything. 100 00:07:13,010 --> 00:07:17,030 She is the greediest, the penny pensionist, the Carolyn Darling, huh? 101 00:07:24,970 --> 00:07:28,530 That last number was brought to you by the Nelson Photo Finishing Company, 102 00:07:28,670 --> 00:07:32,290 located on the corner of Lee Boulevard and Hickox Avenue. 103 00:07:32,670 --> 00:07:37,650 Remember, the slogan of the Nelson Photo Finishing Company is, Our business is 104 00:07:37,650 --> 00:07:40,950 developing. Oh, that's pretty clever. Our business is developing. 105 00:07:42,050 --> 00:07:44,590 Well, that brings us to a brand new sponsor. 106 00:07:44,910 --> 00:07:49,670 It is now my pleasure to present to you Aunt Martha's Old Fashioned Salad 107 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:53,550 Dressing. And here to tell you all about it is one of the country's leading home 108 00:07:53,550 --> 00:07:56,250 economists, Mary Margaret McMurts. 109 00:07:58,150 --> 00:08:05,110 Good afternoon, homemakers. I am 110 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:10,230 Mary Margaret McMurts, and today I have a wonderful surprise for you. 111 00:08:10,470 --> 00:08:16,330 For years, only a few close friends and relatives knew the thrill of eating 112 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:21,590 salad made with Aunt Martha's old -fashioned salad dressing. But Aunt... 113 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:27,230 sweet, lovable, kind old lady that she is, has finally consented to let the 114 00:08:27,230 --> 00:08:33,650 world in on her secret. And today, you can buy a quart of real, honest -to 115 00:08:33,650 --> 00:08:38,669 -goodness, genuine Aunt Martha's old -fashioned salad dressing for only 40 116 00:08:38,669 --> 00:08:39,669 a quart. 117 00:08:39,950 --> 00:08:44,470 Simply write to or 118 00:08:44,470 --> 00:08:47,210 call 119 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:06,120 Now, in order to get an unbiased opinion on this product, for after all, they're 120 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:12,500 paying me to do this, just before we went on the air, I picked an average 121 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:16,300 housewife at random from our audience and asked her to help me. 122 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:20,520 Would you come up here, average housewife, whom I picked at random from 123 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:21,520 audience? 124 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:22,680 Yes, you, dear. 125 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:24,480 Right up those stairs. 126 00:09:25,140 --> 00:09:26,140 You, dear. 127 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,980 Mary Margaret McMurtz. Oh, how do you do? 128 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:43,960 And what is your name? 129 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:46,120 Hmm? What is your name? 130 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,700 Isabella Klump. Oh. 131 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:52,360 Mrs. Klump. Yeah. 132 00:09:52,780 --> 00:09:57,160 Have you ever heard of Aunt Martha's old -fashioned salad dressing? 133 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,820 And whose old what salad which? 134 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:05,840 You see, friend, she's never heard of it. No, I never heard of it. Now... 135 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:11,380 to try this salad dressing and tell these people what you think. Mrs. Clump. 136 00:10:11,540 --> 00:10:12,439 What? 137 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:16,240 I want you to try this salad dressing and tell these people what you think of 138 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,240 it. Oh, all right. Just pour it on the salad. 139 00:10:18,460 --> 00:10:19,460 Oh. 140 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,080 That's it. 141 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:25,700 Now, toss the salad. Just mix it. 142 00:10:31,820 --> 00:10:33,600 That's enough, dear. Now, let me have these. 143 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:35,880 Now, 144 00:10:44,349 --> 00:10:45,349 Well? 145 00:10:48,850 --> 00:10:49,850 Well? 146 00:10:53,330 --> 00:10:54,710 Well, Mrs. Clump? 147 00:10:55,150 --> 00:10:58,130 Don't bother me. This is the best salad dressing I've ever eaten. 148 00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:02,690 There you are. The opinion of an average housewife picked at... 149 00:11:37,710 --> 00:11:38,890 Relax, girls. You're off the air. 150 00:11:39,150 --> 00:11:40,150 Oh. 151 00:11:40,550 --> 00:11:44,610 Well, how'd we do? Oh, wonderful. You've already got 23 orders by phone. 152 00:11:44,850 --> 00:11:45,850 What? 153 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:25,970 I'll be ready to swim the channel. 154 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,710 What do we do next? Peel the onions. 155 00:12:28,970 --> 00:12:29,970 Peel the onions. 156 00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:41,110 Say, Lucy. 157 00:12:41,210 --> 00:12:43,890 What? Where'd you get the money to buy all this stuff? 158 00:12:44,210 --> 00:12:45,210 Charged it. 159 00:12:45,610 --> 00:12:46,449 Charged it? 160 00:12:46,450 --> 00:12:47,530 What's Ricky gonna say? 161 00:12:47,950 --> 00:12:50,490 Nothing. We'll have the money back before the bills come in. 162 00:12:50,710 --> 00:12:51,870 Oh, of course. 163 00:12:52,390 --> 00:12:53,430 Gee, isn't it wonderful? 164 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:58,820 We only started business yesterday and already we got orders for 23 quarts. 165 00:12:58,860 --> 00:13:01,380 Yeah, no telling how many more the mail will bring. 166 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,940 Gee, this is a real get -rich -quick scheme. 167 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,400 I'll say. 168 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:09,120 Just thinking, no time at all, we're going to be millionaires. 169 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,260 Oh, that'll be lovely. 170 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:12,600 Yeah. 171 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,740 What are you going to do with your first million? 172 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:20,220 I'm going to go right out and buy myself a mink coat. 173 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:21,680 So am I. 174 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:25,840 Then I'm going to buy myself a house in the country with a swimming pool and 175 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:29,000 tennis court and horses. Oh, boy. 176 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:30,660 Oh, that'll be nice. 177 00:13:35,380 --> 00:13:38,020 And you know what I'm going to do? 178 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:42,060 What? I'm going downtown to buy that bank and fire that teller. 179 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:45,840 That'll be great. 180 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:47,260 Yeah. 181 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:49,960 We're going to be so happy. 182 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,310 That's not true, whatever you said. 183 00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:27,810 We're going to make a million dollars. 184 00:14:28,210 --> 00:14:32,450 Well, this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my whole life. Why? 185 00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:37,370 There's lots of wonderful salad dressing in the market made by people that know 186 00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:38,370 what they're doing. 187 00:14:38,490 --> 00:14:43,610 Well, we know what we're doing. I should say we've already got orders for 23 188 00:14:43,610 --> 00:14:46,030 jars at 40 cents a quart. 189 00:14:46,490 --> 00:14:47,970 40 cents a quart? Yeah. 190 00:14:51,089 --> 00:14:52,850 How much does it cost to make? 191 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:57,210 Oh, uh... Well, 192 00:14:59,730 --> 00:15:00,730 we didn't figure that. 193 00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:06,650 Well, what did you figure? Well, we figured you just buy the oil and the 194 00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:09,310 and stuff and sell it and what's left over is profit. 195 00:15:26,830 --> 00:15:27,709 The groceries. 196 00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:28,970 $7 .21. 197 00:15:29,210 --> 00:15:30,490 Yeah. For the groceries. 198 00:15:30,690 --> 00:15:32,730 And $1 .20 for the jars. 199 00:15:33,910 --> 00:15:37,570 $1 .20 for the jars. $0 .10 for the labels. 200 00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:39,910 $0 .10 for the labels. 201 00:15:40,970 --> 00:15:47,290 That's, um... 1, 9, 8, 31. 202 00:15:49,210 --> 00:15:52,330 And, uh... How many jars are you making? 203 00:15:52,630 --> 00:15:53,630 23. 204 00:15:54,390 --> 00:15:55,470 23 jars. 205 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,080 And you sell it for what? 206 00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:02,280 Forty cents a quart. 207 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:03,960 Forty cents a quart. 208 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:07,920 Twenty -three yards. Forty cents a quart. 209 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,500 Oh, now, get this audience out of here, will you? 210 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:14,360 Don't say. 211 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:20,740 Now, let me see now. That's, uh... Uh -huh. 212 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,540 How much profit are we going to make? 213 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:23,760 Three cents a yard. 214 00:16:24,340 --> 00:16:25,620 Three cents a yard? 215 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,400 That three cents goes to Carolyn. 216 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:29,620 Yeah. 217 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:34,260 Well, maybe there is no profit on each individual jar, but we'll make it up in 218 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:35,260 volume. 219 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,480 Yes, I'd like to see. 220 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:42,560 And let me tell you something else. What? I didn't figure shipping, mailing, 221 00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:46,000 insurance, taxes, or overhead. 222 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,940 Oh, well, if you're going to figure all that stuff. 223 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:50,900 Lucy. What? 224 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:51,819 Come here. 225 00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:52,820 No. 226 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,480 Look, I'm not going to get mad. 227 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:55,980 You're not? No. 228 00:16:59,790 --> 00:17:00,930 at least you try. 229 00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:05,869 Yes. Now the thing for you to do is fill these 23 orders and get out of 230 00:17:05,869 --> 00:17:06,869 business. 231 00:17:49,930 --> 00:17:51,430 There's two more sacks of mail downstairs. 232 00:17:51,990 --> 00:17:52,990 Oh, no. 233 00:17:53,110 --> 00:17:54,850 Well, what's the matter? I thought you'd be glad. 234 00:17:55,650 --> 00:18:01,190 Uh, we just applied a little arithmetic, and we found out that they're losing 235 00:18:01,190 --> 00:18:02,410 money on every jar. 236 00:18:02,710 --> 00:18:04,730 Yeah, I thought it sounded too good. 237 00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:09,930 Hey, Lucy, look at all this mail. We must be terrific television salesmen. 238 00:18:11,570 --> 00:18:16,490 Listen, maybe we better go back on that program and unsell that salad dressing, 239 00:18:16,570 --> 00:18:19,530 and then maybe all these people will take back their orders. Yeah. 240 00:18:19,830 --> 00:18:20,830 What are you talking about? 241 00:18:20,990 --> 00:18:24,210 Well, we did such a good job of selling yesterday, maybe we can go back on again 242 00:18:24,210 --> 00:18:25,210 and unsell it today. 243 00:18:25,550 --> 00:18:31,150 Here I am again, Mary Margaret McMurt. And today, I'm going to demonstrate the 244 00:18:31,150 --> 00:18:33,170 same product that I showed you yesterday. 245 00:18:33,770 --> 00:18:40,410 And to get an unbiased opinion, I ask an average housewife picked at random from 246 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:43,490 our audience just before we went on the air to come up here and help me. 247 00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:47,190 Would you come up here, average housewife, whom I picked at random, 248 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,119 How do you do? 249 00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:59,120 Hello. 250 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:03,140 I am Mary Margaret McMurts. How do you do? 251 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,300 And what is your name? 252 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,340 What is your name? 253 00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:10,900 Your name, please. 254 00:19:11,220 --> 00:19:13,020 Oh, Lucinda McGillicuddy. 255 00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:15,080 Now, Mrs. 256 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:18,000 McGillicuddy, you know why you're up here, don't you? 257 00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:21,840 You know why you're up here, don't you? 258 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:23,360 No. 259 00:19:28,110 --> 00:19:32,210 some of Aunt Martha's old -fashioned salad dressing and tell these people 260 00:19:32,210 --> 00:19:36,270 you think of it. Oh, all righty. That's a mighty pretty color, isn't it? 261 00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:40,310 Oh! 262 00:19:41,970 --> 00:19:43,010 Wow, wow! 263 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,050 What's that? 264 00:19:45,110 --> 00:19:47,790 Why, that's Aunt Martha's old -fashioned salad dressing. 265 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:01,360 I want you to taste it. 266 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:03,320 Taste it? 267 00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:06,780 Now, maybe that's a bad jar. 268 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:08,200 You can say that again. 269 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,760 Let's try another one. It's really delicious. 270 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,200 All righty. 271 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,500 And do it! 272 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,720 Next to the last. 273 00:22:45,220 --> 00:22:46,860 Stick out your tongue. 274 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:54,340 Thanks. Mine went dry 200 jars ago. 275 00:22:56,780 --> 00:22:59,960 1 ,153 jars. 276 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,060 Wowee. Come on, I'm tired. 277 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:04,320 So am I. 278 00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:06,100 Hi, 279 00:23:06,460 --> 00:23:07,460 girls. Hi. 280 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,800 Listen, I got the business. 281 00:23:10,410 --> 00:23:14,010 you, so I got a whole assembly line set to figure out you can bottle this stuff 282 00:23:14,010 --> 00:23:15,010 in no time at all. 283 00:23:15,330 --> 00:23:19,250 Well, thanks just the same, but we have news for you. We're all finished. 284 00:23:19,670 --> 00:23:21,650 Finished? Come here. So soon? 285 00:23:23,590 --> 00:23:25,110 My goodness! 286 00:23:26,150 --> 00:23:27,530 How did you do it? 287 00:23:27,870 --> 00:23:29,830 Oh, Lucy had a wonderful idea. 288 00:23:30,050 --> 00:23:35,870 Oh, it wasn't so much. We just went to the grocery store, bought 1 ,133 jars of 289 00:23:35,870 --> 00:23:37,750 salad dressing, and pasted our labels on them. 290 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,720 Yeah, the main thing is we're done with it. Yes. 291 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,040 Are you? 292 00:23:55,340 --> 00:23:56,340 What do you mean? 293 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,520 Well, you have to deliver the stuff. 294 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,240 It's going to cost you at least 20 cents to mail it. 295 00:24:01,660 --> 00:24:03,900 Just a minute, dear. We have that all figured out. 296 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,580 Come, Ethel, reverse it. 297 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,060 Oh, hiya, Frank. Hiya, Rick. Did you tell them about our plan? 298 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:14,400 Yeah. 299 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:16,520 What's this? 300 00:24:16,660 --> 00:24:17,780 They don't need our plan. 301 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:22,390 They went to the market store... and they bought a thousand and some more 302 00:24:22,390 --> 00:24:23,390 of this stuff. 303 00:24:23,510 --> 00:24:26,850 They got their own label, they pasted it on it, and they got it all finished. 304 00:24:27,030 --> 00:24:28,030 Pretty clever. 305 00:24:28,190 --> 00:24:30,750 I'm waiting here to find out how they're going to deliver it. 306 00:24:30,950 --> 00:24:32,150 Yeah, how they're going to do that? 307 00:24:32,450 --> 00:24:36,210 I don't know. Look, I gave up trying to outguess them a long time ago. 308 00:26:08,590 --> 00:26:10,850 I Love Lucy is a Desilu production. 309 00:26:11,470 --> 00:26:15,610 Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz will be back next week at this same time. 310 00:26:18,090 --> 00:26:20,450 This is the CBS Television Network. 22580