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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:35,000 Oh, you characters. 2 00:00:35,980 --> 00:00:41,440 So anyhow, we went down to Miami and asked the real estate man to show us our 3 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:44,900 lot. He pointed out in the bay and he said, you see that rowboat? 4 00:00:45,140 --> 00:00:46,560 It's anchored on your lot. 5 00:00:47,860 --> 00:00:49,780 We thought we were going to be millionaires. 6 00:00:50,060 --> 00:00:51,060 Oh, here's Lucy. 7 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:52,880 Well, it's about time. Let's go. 8 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:54,820 Flo, I'm sorry, I'm not ready yet. 9 00:00:55,020 --> 00:00:55,899 Well, honey, Mrs. 10 00:00:55,900 --> 00:00:58,700 Stromboli's with little Ricky. Let's go. Honey, it'll only be a minute. My nails 11 00:00:58,700 --> 00:00:59,539 aren't dry. 12 00:00:59,540 --> 00:01:00,479 But I'm hungry. 13 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:01,480 Come on, now, sit down. 14 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:02,960 Tell another story, Fred. 15 00:01:04,180 --> 00:01:05,180 Oh, well, all right. 16 00:01:06,220 --> 00:01:08,900 Rick, did I ever tell you what happened to Ethel and me on our honeymoon? 17 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:10,560 Not lately. 18 00:01:12,580 --> 00:01:13,640 Did I tell you, Lucy? 19 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:15,160 Yes. 20 00:01:15,780 --> 00:01:16,780 I was there. 21 00:01:20,699 --> 00:01:23,780 Speaking of funny things that happen to people, Lucy, you remember the 22 00:01:23,780 --> 00:01:27,960 musicians' picnic last Fourth of July? Oh, what a day that was. What happened? 23 00:01:28,060 --> 00:01:29,060 Oh, well. 24 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:31,060 I'll tell it there. Oh, okay. 25 00:01:31,540 --> 00:01:34,580 The musicians' local was having a picnic, see? 26 00:01:34,940 --> 00:01:38,340 It was for charity. You know, you paid so much money and half of it went for 27 00:01:38,340 --> 00:01:40,560 charity and half of it went for the picnic. That's right. 28 00:01:41,020 --> 00:01:44,320 And all the boys in the band wanted to go. 29 00:01:44,750 --> 00:01:50,510 So Marco and Alberto and Pepin and Joe Jokel and Ralph, everybody was going 30 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:54,410 there. So we left about 10 o 'clock. It was 12 o 'clock. 31 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:58,790 No, dear, it was 10 o 'clock. No, honey, it was 12 o 'clock. 32 00:01:59,190 --> 00:02:00,190 Well, what's the difference? 33 00:02:00,430 --> 00:02:01,430 Two hours. 34 00:02:04,510 --> 00:02:08,350 I'm into the story. It doesn't make any difference. Yes, it does, dear. That's 35 00:02:08,350 --> 00:02:11,450 the reason we were late. That's why... Well, it's your story. Go ahead. 36 00:02:11,690 --> 00:02:12,690 Thank you. 37 00:02:12,890 --> 00:02:16,100 Well, we got to the picnic. Don't forget about the cars. What was that? 38 00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:18,660 I said, don't forget about the cars, dear. 39 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:20,640 Oh, the cars. Yeah, that's right. 40 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:22,200 We took three cars. 41 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:24,080 Lucy and I were in the first car. 42 00:02:24,540 --> 00:02:27,980 Pepin was in the second car. Marco was in the last car. Oh, honey, you're 43 00:02:27,980 --> 00:02:28,980 ruining everything. 44 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:33,940 Would you like to tell the story? No, dear, you're the storyteller in the 45 00:02:33,940 --> 00:02:35,620 family, but I just want you to get it right. 46 00:02:35,980 --> 00:02:39,440 Now, Pepin was in the first car, Marco was in the second, and we were in the 47 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:43,060 last. Maybe Pepin was in the first car, and you were in the second, and Marco 48 00:02:43,060 --> 00:02:44,060 was in the last. 49 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:47,600 only combination left. 50 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:52,040 Okay, I take it all back. 51 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:54,160 We all took the same bus. 52 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Coward. 53 00:02:58,140 --> 00:03:01,620 Anyway, we got to the picnic grounds about two o 'clock. 54 00:03:06,140 --> 00:03:08,200 Don't look at me. I'm not going to say anything more. 55 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,860 Good. I'm not going to tell you what you left out. 56 00:03:17,290 --> 00:03:23,390 We got to the picnic grounds about... What did I leave out? 57 00:03:24,210 --> 00:03:25,810 Nothing. Go on with the story. 58 00:03:27,150 --> 00:03:29,110 Well, it feels like there's something missing there someplace. 59 00:03:30,950 --> 00:03:31,950 You sure? 60 00:03:31,990 --> 00:03:36,110 Positive. All right. Well, we spread the food out, and it started to rain. Oh, 61 00:03:36,150 --> 00:03:37,150 it poured. 62 00:03:37,850 --> 00:03:40,410 So we took everything, and we ran to the cars. 63 00:03:40,650 --> 00:03:44,710 And then when we got there... Yeah, yeah, what happened? 64 00:03:45,410 --> 00:03:46,410 What's the matter, Ricky? 65 00:03:47,010 --> 00:03:48,150 What did I leave out? 66 00:03:49,210 --> 00:03:52,850 Nothing. I was just kidding you. Now go on. Well, I'm telling you, it feels like 67 00:03:52,850 --> 00:03:53,990 there's something missing there someplace. 68 00:03:54,330 --> 00:03:56,510 Oh, what's the difference? Go on and finish it. 69 00:03:58,030 --> 00:04:02,670 Well... Oh, the heck with it. It's not funny anymore. Come on, let's go and 70 00:04:02,670 --> 00:04:07,210 dinner. All right, my nails are dry now. Let's go to that place on 45th Street. 71 00:04:07,370 --> 00:04:10,490 Oh, I hear they have wonderful steaks. Well, I don't particularly feel like a 72 00:04:10,490 --> 00:04:12,030 steak. Steak sounds wonderful. We'll go there. 73 00:04:12,650 --> 00:04:14,330 Now, wait just a minute, Lucy. 74 00:04:14,930 --> 00:04:15,909 What's the matter? 75 00:04:15,910 --> 00:04:17,660 Well, I... I just had about enough of this. 76 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:22,420 First, you keep everybody waiting while you're fixing your nails. Then you keep 77 00:04:22,420 --> 00:04:26,180 interrupting me while I'm telling the story. And now you decide all by 78 00:04:26,180 --> 00:04:28,320 where we're going to eat dinner because you want a steak. 79 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:32,200 Well, Ricky... Well, I don't feel like eating steak tonight. I want to eat 80 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,200 spaghetti tonight. 81 00:04:33,660 --> 00:04:35,920 Well, maybe... So are we going to eat spaghetti? 82 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:38,080 Yes, sir. 83 00:04:38,260 --> 00:04:40,900 And the next time that I tell a story, you stay out of it. 84 00:04:41,580 --> 00:04:42,499 Yes, sir. 85 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:45,120 And be on time from now on or we're going to go without you. 86 00:04:45,790 --> 00:04:46,790 Yes, sir. 87 00:04:46,810 --> 00:04:49,790 We're going to run this house like we do in Cuba, where the man is the master 88 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:50,930 and the woman does what she's told. 89 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:52,250 Si, senor. 90 00:04:54,630 --> 00:04:55,670 And don't get smart. 91 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:57,730 Now go get your coat. 92 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:17,490 I don't know what happened to you. 93 00:05:17,590 --> 00:05:19,050 It just sunk in. 94 00:05:19,470 --> 00:05:23,150 I don't know how you treat your women in Cuba, but this is the United States, 95 00:05:23,230 --> 00:05:24,290 and I have my right. 96 00:05:24,770 --> 00:05:27,610 I have not argument about women's right. 97 00:05:27,890 --> 00:05:32,410 I am the first one to agree that women should have all the rights they want, as 98 00:05:32,410 --> 00:05:33,630 long as they stay in their place. 99 00:05:33,890 --> 00:05:34,890 Oh, 100 00:05:35,530 --> 00:05:37,090 you're just as bad as he is, Fred. 101 00:05:37,410 --> 00:05:40,730 You men tell us that we have equal rights, but you certainly don't give us 102 00:05:40,730 --> 00:05:42,850 chance to act like it. What do you want? 103 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:44,450 You've got the vote? 104 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:46,100 You wear pants. 105 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,000 You drive buses. 106 00:05:48,340 --> 00:05:49,340 You rustle. 107 00:05:49,540 --> 00:05:53,240 You go every place you please except the steam room in the YMCA. 108 00:05:55,420 --> 00:05:58,640 That isn't true. Equal rights means just what it says. 109 00:05:58,980 --> 00:05:59,980 Equal rights. 110 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:02,160 Well, that's a good explanation. 111 00:06:02,700 --> 00:06:04,260 Oh, you know what she means. 112 00:06:04,540 --> 00:06:07,980 Yes, and we want to be treated that way. From now on, everything is equal. We 113 00:06:07,980 --> 00:06:10,340 want to be treated exactly as if we were men. 114 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:17,080 Well, this goes for a little conference. 115 00:06:18,020 --> 00:06:19,040 Pardon me, mister. 116 00:06:23,900 --> 00:06:24,900 Okay. 117 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:26,840 From now on, you have equal rights. 118 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,960 We will treat you exactly as if you were men. Is it a deal? 119 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:32,119 It's a deal. 120 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:33,120 What about you, Mac? 121 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:34,860 It's a deal. 122 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:50,240 I phoned him this morning. He's coming up this afternoon. Ricky, that's my 123 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:53,080 I know that's your coat, honey. This is my coat. Over here. 124 00:06:54,060 --> 00:06:57,780 He'll be up this afternoon to check everything in the house. Well, that's 125 00:06:57,880 --> 00:06:58,880 I can walk out all right. 126 00:06:59,220 --> 00:07:05,420 Every time. Say, I was going to say, when you came in the room, that suit is 127 00:07:05,420 --> 00:07:06,540 just beautiful. 128 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:11,700 Oh, I'm crazy about it. Thank you. One of the prettiest ones I ever saw. Oh! 129 00:07:14,479 --> 00:07:16,080 Pardon me, mister. My fault. 130 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:19,460 You know, this fellow looks familiar to me. 131 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:22,680 Reminds me of my father. 132 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:58,080 could do is pull out my chair for me. Never mind, Ethel. They're just being 133 00:07:58,080 --> 00:07:59,240 smart. Ignore them. 134 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:02,260 Honey, what are you talking about? We're just treating you as equals. 135 00:08:02,660 --> 00:08:04,240 Yeah, isn't that what you wanted? Oh. 136 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:07,760 May I take your order? 137 00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:13,560 Uh, yes. I think that I... I'd like some meatballs, spaghetti, and, uh, some 138 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:14,560 pizza. 139 00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:19,540 Now, what would you like? Bring me some meatballs and spaghetti and pizza. 140 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:23,220 No, no, green salad. Green salad, yes, sir. 141 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:26,440 Now, what would you like? 142 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:28,980 And some coffee with my meal, please. 143 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:31,100 Me, too. 144 00:08:32,820 --> 00:08:34,179 Now, what would you have? 145 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:36,600 Are you sure you're quite through? 146 00:08:37,340 --> 00:08:39,520 Just there. Go ahead and order. Don't keep the man waiting. 147 00:08:40,460 --> 00:08:45,140 Uh, I would like... Oh, dear. Now I forgot what I wanted. You took so long 148 00:08:45,140 --> 00:08:49,080 ordering. Oh, yes. I'd like a steak medium rare and spaghetti on the side. 149 00:08:49,260 --> 00:08:51,600 Certainly. And you? I'll take the same. Well done. 150 00:08:51,940 --> 00:08:53,100 Well done. Thank you. 151 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,560 I dropped my purse, dear. Can you see it there? 152 00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:58,160 Yeah. 153 00:09:01,660 --> 00:09:02,840 Right there by my foot. 154 00:09:08,820 --> 00:09:11,700 Would you excuse us a minute? We'll be right back. 155 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:12,879 Where are you going? 156 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,420 We're just going to the drugstore. We'll be back before the food gets here. 157 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:16,560 Fred? 158 00:09:24,910 --> 00:09:25,889 Now, wonderful. 159 00:09:25,890 --> 00:09:27,430 We ought to come back here more often. 160 00:09:27,630 --> 00:09:28,630 Yes, sir. 161 00:09:40,050 --> 00:09:41,050 Cigarette? 162 00:09:41,290 --> 00:09:42,290 Thank you. 163 00:09:44,070 --> 00:09:45,390 Light? Thank you. 164 00:09:47,070 --> 00:09:48,790 At least two of us are gentlemen. 165 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,660 Pretty bad. I guess we could stand a repair job, too. 166 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:47,900 everything. All right, let's get the check and get out of here. 167 00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:50,620 Xavier. 168 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:57,140 Yes, sir. Something more for you? More coffee? Dessert? 169 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:58,740 Aftershave lotion? 170 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,640 Just the check, please. 171 00:11:06,340 --> 00:11:07,940 He has a sense of humor. 172 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:09,560 Pardon me. 173 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:13,880 Honestly, it's getting so you can expect anything from these two goofs we're 174 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:16,560 married to. That's the first time Fred shaved in a week. 175 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,460 You should have seen the look on your faces. 176 00:11:21,140 --> 00:11:22,780 That was a good meal. 177 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:24,220 It really was. 178 00:11:24,780 --> 00:11:27,440 You two. You two characters. 179 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:30,940 What's this? 180 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:32,640 Separate checks. 181 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:35,320 What do you mean, separate checks? 182 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:37,240 Equal rights, dear. 183 00:11:39,150 --> 00:11:40,150 going to pay for my dinner? 184 00:11:40,350 --> 00:11:41,530 And take away your independence? 185 00:11:41,790 --> 00:11:42,790 Never. 186 00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:48,590 All right, that's all. We can go along with the game. I'll say, if you want to 187 00:11:48,590 --> 00:11:49,590 play it that way, okay. 188 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:53,570 Say, Lucy, have you got... What'd you say? 189 00:11:53,950 --> 00:11:54,950 Do you have any money? 190 00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:57,990 I haven't got a cent. I was going to put the bite on you. 191 00:11:58,210 --> 00:11:59,890 You took the bite right out of my mouth. 192 00:12:00,730 --> 00:12:03,430 This is a little embarrassing, Rick. I didn't know we came to dinner with a 193 00:12:03,430 --> 00:12:04,430 couple of deadbeats. 194 00:12:07,630 --> 00:12:10,050 Looks like. See you along. See you around, fellas. 195 00:12:10,710 --> 00:12:12,810 Oh, wait a minute. That's going. Come here. 196 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:16,190 Oh, Fred, now wait a minute. That's carrying a little too far. 197 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:17,870 Ricky. Ricky. 198 00:12:18,090 --> 00:12:21,810 What are you trying to do? Skip out without paying? 199 00:12:22,670 --> 00:12:26,710 Well, our husbands were playing a little joke on us. They said that we were 200 00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:28,450 going to have to pay for our dinner. Yes. 201 00:12:29,090 --> 00:12:30,850 We don't have any money with us. 202 00:12:31,590 --> 00:12:32,590 Isn't that funny? 203 00:12:36,230 --> 00:12:39,130 Well, we'll go home and come right back with the money. We'll bring it right 204 00:12:39,130 --> 00:12:40,130 back to you. 205 00:12:41,310 --> 00:12:43,590 Well, what do you want us to do? 206 00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:47,050 You know what this is? 207 00:12:47,510 --> 00:12:48,509 The dish. 208 00:12:48,510 --> 00:12:50,970 Right. And we have lots more in the kitchen. 209 00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:54,070 People have been eating off them. They get so dirty. 210 00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:56,150 Just a minute. 211 00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:58,370 We're not washing any dishes. 212 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,980 We're not washing any dishes, are we? 213 00:13:27,780 --> 00:13:33,340 Uh -huh. When I look heavier, don't tell him that I... Call, see, but as soon as 214 00:13:33,340 --> 00:13:36,500 they finish washing the dishes, you call me and we'll come down and pick them 215 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:37,500 up. 216 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:38,520 Okay. 217 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,020 Everybody's gone and they're still working their heads up down there. 218 00:13:58,120 --> 00:13:59,120 Oh, girls. 219 00:13:59,820 --> 00:14:03,140 If you don't mind, will you let me know when you're finished? I'll be in my 220 00:14:03,140 --> 00:14:05,780 office. I'm waiting to lock up. 221 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:15,780 He's waiting to lock up. Oh, we don't mind. When we finish, we finish waiting 222 00:14:15,780 --> 00:14:16,780 lock up. 223 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:19,140 He never locks up. 224 00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:44,310 works so hard in my life. 225 00:14:44,670 --> 00:14:45,670 Neither did I. 226 00:14:46,110 --> 00:14:48,090 I wonder where all these came from. 227 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:51,190 I don't know. I think he takes in dirty dishes from other restaurants. 228 00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:57,610 Every time I think of those boobs we're married to, I just get furious. 229 00:14:57,990 --> 00:15:00,370 So do I. They make me so mad. 230 00:15:03,710 --> 00:15:06,310 Maybe this will teach you to keep your big mouth shut. 231 00:15:08,830 --> 00:15:10,330 Me? What do you mean? 232 00:15:10,690 --> 00:15:13,340 Well, it was your idea about this. equal rights business. 233 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:17,520 Just a minute. You thought it was a good idea then. 234 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,320 Well, it stinks now. 235 00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:27,080 Well, it's nice to know that you're the kind of a person who turns on a friend 236 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:27,979 in a crisis. 237 00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:31,160 Oh, listen, Lucy, I've been going through this type of thing with you for 238 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,240 years. This is my last... 239 00:16:01,610 --> 00:16:02,770 You mustn't cry anymore. 240 00:16:04,010 --> 00:16:06,130 You're right. I'm making the dishwater cold. 241 00:16:11,210 --> 00:16:12,210 Oh, well. 242 00:16:12,810 --> 00:16:17,590 The main thing is to get these dishes done so we can get home. Yeah. 243 00:16:19,010 --> 00:16:20,010 Wait a minute. 244 00:16:20,430 --> 00:16:22,310 We don't have any money to get home on. 245 00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,190 Oh, yeah. 246 00:16:24,810 --> 00:16:27,110 How do you like those husbands of ours? 247 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:39,500 Yeah. And I wouldn't be surprised if a thug jumped out from behind a dark 248 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:45,040 building and pounced on us and said, And you know where that'll leave us. 249 00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:47,580 Oh, no. 250 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:53,600 Yeah, and maybe he'll conk us on the head and he'll leave us broken and 251 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:54,600 in an alley. 252 00:16:55,220 --> 00:16:57,200 And then Ricky and Fred will be sorry. 253 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:58,900 They'll be sorry. 254 00:17:05,260 --> 00:17:06,839 I know how we can get even with him. How? 255 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:12,720 Well, I'll call Ricky, and I'll tell him that the restaurant's being held up. 256 00:17:13,220 --> 00:17:17,140 And you yell, help, and make noises like struggling in the background. 257 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:21,119 Lucy, how do you think up all these wonderful things? 258 00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:26,859 Promise me when you die, you leave your brain to science. 259 00:17:28,820 --> 00:17:29,820 Okay. 260 00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:38,350 Coast is clear. 261 00:17:49,050 --> 00:17:51,270 Hello? Hello, Ricky, this is Lucy. 262 00:17:51,730 --> 00:17:52,730 It's Lucy. 263 00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:53,830 Where are you, honey? 264 00:17:54,070 --> 00:17:56,870 Oh, we're still at the restaurant. They made us do the dishes. 265 00:17:58,090 --> 00:17:59,770 No. Yeah, but... 266 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,000 What? What's going on? 267 00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:17,300 What's the matter? 268 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,760 This is a stick -up. Don't move or I'll... 269 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:41,880 This is just me. 270 00:20:27,850 --> 00:20:28,950 Half of our wits like that. 271 00:20:29,890 --> 00:20:32,010 Well, boy, they got even with us all right. 272 00:20:32,950 --> 00:20:33,970 They'll never know it. 273 00:20:34,170 --> 00:20:36,010 I said, well, come on now, let's get out of here. 274 00:20:37,510 --> 00:20:38,409 Now what? 275 00:20:38,410 --> 00:20:39,410 Wait a minute. 276 00:20:40,370 --> 00:20:42,970 This story about the bandits is too good to pass it up. 277 00:20:43,170 --> 00:20:44,850 Yeah. You got a handkerchief? 278 00:20:45,590 --> 00:20:46,590 Yeah. 279 00:20:48,470 --> 00:20:49,470 Oh. 280 00:20:51,330 --> 00:20:52,950 Well, that's it. 281 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:57,250 Just got to move those over there or we're finished. 282 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,650 We treat you just like you were men. 283 00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:28,030 So we came down here to this restaurant. We said, give us separate checks to the 284 00:22:28,030 --> 00:22:29,970 head waiter. You know, I tell him the whole story. 285 00:22:30,290 --> 00:22:33,050 So the head waiter comes and gives a separate check. They don't have any 286 00:22:33,050 --> 00:22:33,689 to pay. 287 00:22:33,690 --> 00:22:36,510 I was in cahoots with the guy. So he tells me, all right, you have to wash 288 00:22:36,510 --> 00:22:39,570 dishes. To teach him a story, we let him go here and wash the dishes. 289 00:22:39,970 --> 00:22:43,450 Now they call the house and just to scare us, they tell us there's a couple 290 00:22:43,450 --> 00:22:46,970 bandits down here with the guns and they're holding us up. So he and I, we 291 00:22:46,970 --> 00:22:48,810 down here like a couple of jerks to save them. 292 00:22:53,650 --> 00:22:57,150 We put the handkerchief, the hat, and the stuff. We come in here with a gun. 293 00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:59,910 And, you know, just to scare them. And that's all it was. 294 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:36,500 sign the complaint. 295 00:23:36,660 --> 00:23:37,660 This way, ladies. 296 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:52,960 Mean -looking, aren't they? 297 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:54,560 Yeah. 298 00:23:55,540 --> 00:23:56,540 Lucy? 299 00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:58,900 Fresh, too. Called me by my first name. 300 00:24:00,220 --> 00:24:01,960 The young one isn't so bad -looking. 301 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,720 He has a certain amount of... animal charm. 302 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,960 I guess this old shriveled up one is his father. 303 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:17,820 They're no good, lady. Anybody can see that. We'll all be better off if you 304 00:24:17,820 --> 00:24:19,160 the complaint and we put them away. 305 00:24:20,220 --> 00:24:21,220 Okay. 306 00:24:22,020 --> 00:24:23,020 Oh, wait a minute. 307 00:24:23,740 --> 00:24:27,540 Uh, you know, the more I look at him, the cuter he gets. I wonder how he 308 00:24:28,260 --> 00:24:29,260 Kisses? 309 00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:50,760 your mouth and open the door. 310 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,900 Dick Reeves and Louie Nicoletti. 311 00:26:10,030 --> 00:26:12,270 I Love Lucy is a Desilu production. 312 00:26:12,770 --> 00:26:16,990 Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz will be back next week at this same time. 313 00:26:18,770 --> 00:26:21,130 This is the CBS Television Network. 23265