All language subtitles for I Love Lucy s02e28 lucy wants new furniture

Isn't it wonderful that little Ricky has
his own room and we got all this space

here? Yeah, wonderful, dear.

I'm sure glad you talked me into moving.

So am I.

Look at this beautiful place.

Oh, everything is just great.

What's the matter?

old couch and that nasty -looking coffee
table. They just don't belong in this

beautiful room.

Lucy, what's on your mind?

Nothing.

Nothing.

Now that you mention it, though, I did
see an ad today for the most beautiful

couch and coffee table you've ever seen.
The couch was a three -piece... No new

couch, no new coffee table, finished,
closed.

Ah, gee, Ricky, you should look at this
ad. It's the most beautiful couch and

coffee table you've ever seen.

It's only $299 and... Yes, forget it.

So what are you doing that for?

I may have to live with that couch, but
I don't have to look at it.

normal person feels like I do. I'll bet
Ethel Mertz thinks that those two pieces

are just awful.

Have you been coaching Ethel on what to
say?

Certainly not. I haven't even mentioned
it. I'd be ashamed to.

Hi, folks. Hi, friend.

Hi, Ricky.

Hi, Ethel.

and that nasty old coffee table. They
just don't belong in this beautiful...

Hold it, hold it, hold it, Ethel.

The performance has been canceled.

No new furniture.

Why not?

Ask Mr.

Ricardo. Or, as he is more commonly
known, Señor Tightwad.

All right.

I'll tell you what I'll do.

I'll leave it up to an impartial
observer.

Fred, what do you think of this couch
and this coffee table?

you looking for?

The price tag is brand new, isn't it?

Isn't it sickening the way men stick
together?

Come on, Ethel. I don't like the
atmosphere around here. Okay.

Brand new, isn't it? Where's the price
tag? Brand new.

Well, it was a good fight, Lucy, but you
lost.

Gee, Ethel, this is terrible. What am I
going to do?

You mean, what are you going to do? He
isn't going to buy any new furniture, so

you'll just have to live with the old.
You don't understand. I went down to the

furniture store this afternoon, and,
well, there was a big sale on, and...

didn't. Yes, I did.

They're delivering it in the morning.

Oh, Lucy.

Do you suppose they accept mothers with
children in the Foreign Legion?

Yeah, but where have you been? I've been
trying to find you all day to... I had

some shopping to do.

but gently, huh?

It's comfy, too. Isn't that wonderful?
You should see the close call I had this

morning. Ricky no sooner closed that
door than they delivered the furniture.

They must have passed each other in the
hall.

Oh, what are you going to do when he
comes home?

Pray.

Well, goodbye, Lucy. It's been nice
knowing you. The only plan I have is to

the furniture.

Hide it? Yeah, that way if he doesn't
see it the minute he walks in, I may

a chance to soften him up, you know.
Where are you going to hide it? all this

stuff? Well, the bedroom's no good.

The bathroom?

No.

Won't fit in that closet.

Let's put it in the kitchen. He doesn't
go in there very often. In the kitchen?

Yeah, it's the only place. Come on, help
me, will you?

Okay.

Get a hold of the other end.

That's right, now, all together.

One, two...

I'll be there. There. Ready? Yeah.

Oh, come on. Push, Ethel. I am pushing.

Well, push harder.

There must be something in the way.
Yeah, my fingers.

I don't understand it. We got the other
two sections out here, all right? What's

the matter?

I'm coming around to your side and help
you push. Maybe that'll do it. Where are

you going?

I'm going through your apartment.

Okay, now let's both do that.

All right.

Now level off.

There we go.

That's all right. Go that way.

It's stuck again.

Yeah, it's stuck on the edge of the
sink. Oh.

Well, look, I can get the door closed.
That'll at least hide it. Now let's get

your old furniture and put it back so
Ricky won't suspect anything. All right.

I'll help you if you push it out here.

Watch out with your hands.

There we are.

Now, where's the rest of your furniture?

Where's your old couch and coffee table?

They took it in the down payment for the
new stuff.

You just gonna leave this great big hole
in the room?

Well, it's better than having a great
big hole in my head.

That's what would happen if Ricky came
home and saw all that new furniture and

didn't have a chance to talk to him.

Can I stick around and watch?

No.

This is going to be the best fight since
Dempsey fought Willard.

I know what I'll do.

I'll serve dinner out here.

That'll hide the fact that some of the
furniture's missing. How are you going

get in and out of the kitchen?

Oh.

I won't. I'll have everything we need
right on the table before we start.

Oh, I haven't got much time. Will you
get the card table out of the closet and

the tablecloth, too? Okay.

That's good.

Oh. Oh, I thought we'd eat in the living
room tonight, dear. You know, it's nice

and cozy and comfy.

Sure, that's a wonderful idea.

What happened?

Something's missing.

It is?

Oh, the couch and the coffee table.
They're gone.

Oh, so they are.

What have you done with the couch and
the coffee table?

I sold them. I'd rather have nothing
than look at that junk.

Uh -huh. I can see through your little
scheme.

I know what you've done.

You do?

You figured that if you sold the old
stuff, I'm going to buy you some new

furniture. Well, now that you mention
it, that was my little scheme.

Well, it won't work.

Well, I'm glad I didn't spend too much
time on it then.

But let's talk about it after dinner,
huh?

After dinner? Yeah.

in the living room for a change, don't
you think? I think so. It looks good,

too.

Where's the butter?

Butter?

Yeah, butter.

What do you want to do with it?

I thought I'd put some on my bread.

Butter on bread?

Okay,

I'll get it myself.

Never mind. I'll get it.

Where are you going?

I'm a lot of butter. I'll have to borrow
some from Ethel.

She looks good.

Hi, this is the wrong kind of knife. Can
I have a steak knife?

Steak knife?

Yes. Oh, here, I'll cut it for you.

No, thank you, Mother. Just get me a
steak knife, huh?

Oh, you don't need a steak knife. Just
pick it up with your fingers like this.

I have to go get some.

I wish you told me sooner.

you told me not to.

And who did you think was going to pay
for it?

Well, I was hoping that a certain
handsome, generous, kind, generous,

generous husband whom we all know and
love.

Lucy!

You're going to take that stuff back to
the furniture store tomorrow morning. Do

you understand?

Well, yes, sir, I understand, but I
don't know that the store will. I got it

sale.

Oh. You got it on sale?

Yes, sir.

All right.

Do you know what I'm going to do?

Yes. Do you mind if I close my eyes? I
can't stand the sight of blood.

Never mind that.

As long as we have to keep that
furniture, you're going to pay for it

your allowance.

Oh, Ricky, that's wonderful.

Just a minute.

I'll pay the store for it. And I'll pay
you.

Right. But I'm going to take it down to
the club and put it in my office. Why?

And when you save enough money, you can
buy it back from me.

Oh, Ricky, that's $299.

I'll be an old lady before I save that
much money.

Well, at least you know that you're
going to have a nice sectional couch to

on in your old age.

Well, that's true.

You can save it. You can save the money.

All you got to do is learn how to
economize.

You waste a lot of money out of your
allowance every month.

You got to learn the value of a dollar,
Lucy.

You'll be so... price. How soon you can
save that much money? But I want the

furniture now. The place looks awful
without it.

Well, I can stand it. It doesn't bother
me.

You get the furniture when I get my
money.

All right, Ricky.

I'll buy it back from you. I'll
economize. You wait and see.

Good.

dear. Breakfast's all ready.

Good. I'm starved.

What

is

this?

That's your orange juice.

We're economizing, dear. We're cutting
down on everything.

Oh, but don't worry. We have eggs and
sausage coming up.

someplace.

Oh, there you are.

This makes it seem like more. See, dear?

Lucy, now you listen. Oh, I forgot the
toast.

Lucy, I am not amused.

No? No.

When I told you to economize, I didn't
mean by starving me to death.

You leave me the way I am.

Cut down on some of your extravagances.

What kind of extravagances?

You know what kind.

Like going to the beauty parlor and
buying too many clothes.

And cleaning. Yeah, cleaning.

The dry cleaning bills in this place are
ridiculous.

Well, you don't have to worry, dear. I
thought about that. I'm cleaning all of

your dirty suits here at home.

In the sink.

Oh, no.

Lucy is ruined.

Look at this.

Now, don't worry, dear. I was practicing
in one of your old suits.

Okay.

Just for being so smart, that is going
to cost you another $100.

You now owe me $399.

Would you care to shoot for $400?

Oh, Ricky, please, I'll be serious. I'll
economize. I won't buy any more

clothes, and I'll stop going to the
beauty parlor after Saturday night.

What do you mean, after Saturday night?
Well, the Carols are giving that big

party at the club. You know I have to
have a new dress, and I'll get my

permanent.

No.

No?

Well, if I make my dress myself, can I
get the permanent?

No.

Well, if I give myself a permanent?

Can I buy the dress?

No.

Well, if I give myself the permanent and
make the dress myself, will you go back

to $299?

Yeah, that I'll do.

If you do that, that means that you mean
business.

I only hope that you're serious.

Oh, I am. I am, Ricky. I'm serious.

Can't you tell by the way I look?

Gee, I sure am impressed. I never made a
dress in my life.

Oh, there's nothing to it.

How's your home permanent coming?

Okay, I guess.

Oh, boy.

Hey, how about that I rented that sewing
machine? Isn't that a dilly?

You know how to run it? Oh, sure.

It's simple.

The booklet says even a child could
operate it.

out. Maybe I can tell that way.

Oh, oh, that must be it. It's bobbing up
and down.

Hey, Lucy.

Huh? Look at this chart. That's not the
bobbing at all.

Ethel, will you go home?

Why? Well, I want to make this dress all
by myself, and I want to surprise you.

Oh, okay.

I'll see you later. Okay, come back in a
couple of hours. All right.

I give up. What is it?

Pretty bad, isn't it?

I was hoping it would look different
when I tried it on.

Well, it's different, all right.

Well, you don't have to get nasty about
it. After all, I made it with my own two

hands. It looks like you made it with
your own two feet.

We weren't so true. I get mad at that.

Morning, friend.

All right, thanks. Hi. Hi. Hello, girls.

Hi, Lucy.

Hi.

What's the matter with you?

Honey, what are you doing?

She's got on the dress she made.

Oh, come on. Let us see it.

Yeah, come on out and let's see the new
creation.

No. Oh, come on, Lucy. You might as
well.

and this is your first try.

Well, I wanted to be so nice so I could
save money.

Well, how do you save money by giving
yourself a home permanent?

No, no, no. She can't come back out and
find us all. I've got quiet now.

beauty parlor tomorrow and maybe they
can fix it up. I can't go to the beauty

parlor. I can't afford it.

Yes, you can, honey. I can?

Yes. You can go to the beauty parlor and
you can buy yourself a new dress.

Oh, Ricky, really?

As a matter of fact, you look so sad,
I'll bring the couch and the coffee

back home. Oh, honey. Oh, thank you. Do
you forgive me for everything?

Yes, sweetheart, everything.

I remember you said you forgave me for
everything.

I know, honey. I forgive you for
everything. That's all right. But what

about the rug?

Well, when I cut out my dress, I guess I
cut a little too deep.

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