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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,460 --> 00:00:42,440 Oh, good morning, Mrs. Trumbull. Good morning. 2 00:00:43,340 --> 00:00:49,800 Well... Happy birthday to you. Happy 3 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,420 birthday to you. 4 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:53,860 Happy birthday, Mrs. 5 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:57,420 Ricardo. Happy birthday to you. 6 00:00:59,020 --> 00:01:05,440 Well, thank you very much, Mrs. Trumbull. But today isn't my birthday. 7 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:06,440 No. 8 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:10,160 Well, I wrote the date down when the merchants gave you that birthday party 9 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:13,300 year. Can't understand how I could have made such a mistake. 10 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,020 When is your birthday? 11 00:01:16,980 --> 00:01:17,980 Never. 12 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:19,200 What? 13 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:22,780 I had my last birthday a year ago today. 14 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:24,320 Oh. 15 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:30,000 So you've reached that point. Mm -hmm. I know how you feel. I stopped having 16 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,800 birthdays when I was your age. 17 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:34,180 At least I think. 18 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:35,520 I was your age? 19 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:37,240 How old are you? 20 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:41,020 How old were you when you stopped? 21 00:01:43,260 --> 00:01:48,180 Well, my last birthday, it was my 29th. You were just my age. 22 00:01:49,940 --> 00:01:51,040 That's what I figured. 23 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,440 I was 34 at the time. 24 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:55,760 Well, 25 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:59,260 if it isn't your birthday, I'll take back my song. 26 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:02,680 Well, thank you very much. It was a very nice song, but I just... don't want 27 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:04,380 anything to remind me it's my birthday. 28 00:02:05,460 --> 00:02:08,080 Gee, I wonder how I can keep Ricky from remembering. 29 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:11,840 Just don't tell him, Mrs. 30 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:16,740 Trumbull. I'll have you know that Ricky never forgets my birthday. Why, this is 31 00:02:16,740 --> 00:02:18,680 the most important day of the year to him. 32 00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:20,560 Well, that's nice. 33 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:21,800 Lucy! 34 00:02:21,900 --> 00:02:22,900 Yes, dear? 35 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:25,900 Have I got any clean handkerchiefs? Uh, in the top drawer. 36 00:02:26,820 --> 00:02:28,740 You just watch what a big fussy makes. 37 00:02:31,820 --> 00:02:33,020 Oh, hello, Mrs. Trumbull. 38 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:36,060 Honey, I'm in a hurry, so I'll eat breakfast on the way down to the club. 39 00:02:37,100 --> 00:02:38,260 Goodbye. Bye. 40 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:39,560 Bye. 41 00:02:41,340 --> 00:02:42,720 What are you looking for, dear? 42 00:02:42,980 --> 00:02:43,980 I got something for you. 43 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:45,300 You have? 44 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:47,780 Oh, here it is. 45 00:02:48,260 --> 00:02:51,440 I broke the crystal to my watch. Would you take it to the jeweler's for me, 46 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:52,500 please? 47 00:02:52,780 --> 00:02:53,780 Sure, sure. 48 00:02:54,100 --> 00:02:55,100 Thanks. 49 00:02:59,660 --> 00:03:03,440 Well... He's probably going to buy my present downtown today, and he'll bring 50 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:05,040 home with him when he comes home to dinner tonight. 51 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:07,480 Yes. Honey. Oh, yes, dear? 52 00:03:07,740 --> 00:03:09,300 I almost forgot what day this is. 53 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:10,760 You did? 54 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:14,280 I got an extra rehearsal at the club, so I won't be able to be home for dinner. 55 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:26,060 Now, don't feel too bad, Mrs. Ricardo. 56 00:03:26,420 --> 00:03:29,320 Remember, you wanted him to forget your birthday. 57 00:03:30,140 --> 00:03:32,160 Sure, I wanted him to forget my birthday. 58 00:03:33,100 --> 00:03:35,480 But he forgot my birthday. 59 00:03:41,260 --> 00:03:44,880 Hi, Rick. Come on in. No, Fred, I'm in a hurry. Look, I just wanted to check. 60 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,160 Did you order the cake? 61 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:47,580 We certainly did. 62 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:54,260 It's got pink roses and a great big heart with happy birthday Lucy written 63 00:03:54,260 --> 00:03:57,300 on top of it. Oh, gee, that's just wonderful. 64 00:03:57,620 --> 00:03:59,280 Oh, you should have seen it just now. 65 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:03,180 She was just about to cry because she thinks that I've forgotten her birthday. 66 00:04:03,420 --> 00:04:06,940 Well, we'll make up for it tonight. And everybody said they could come. 67 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:14,140 Let me see. There's the Orsatis, the Sedgwicks, the Morgans, and the Van 68 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:18,380 Wonderful, wonderful. I got a big ringside table at the club. I'm getting 69 00:04:18,380 --> 00:04:23,380 fixed up real pretty. And I wrote a special song just for Lucy. A song? 70 00:04:23,380 --> 00:04:28,280 kidding? Yeah. Oh, great. Now, look. Look, will you tell Ethel to keep it 71 00:04:28,950 --> 00:04:30,150 You mean old blabbermouth? 72 00:04:30,410 --> 00:04:31,410 Yeah. 73 00:04:31,890 --> 00:04:33,370 Don't worry, she won't say a word. 74 00:04:34,270 --> 00:04:36,710 I'll see you later, Frank. Thanks a lot. So long, Rick. 75 00:04:39,210 --> 00:04:40,210 Oh, 76 00:04:40,410 --> 00:04:43,630 my dear, you mustn't brood because your husband acted that way. 77 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:46,050 I'm not brooding. 78 00:04:47,190 --> 00:04:49,850 I'm really glad that Ricky forgot my birthday. 79 00:04:50,670 --> 00:04:54,590 It's just that it makes him look so bad in comparison to all my other friends 80 00:04:54,590 --> 00:04:56,050 who think enough of me to remember. 81 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:58,760 Like you and Ethel Murth and all the rest. 82 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:04,680 Mrs. Trumbull, would you stay here with little Ricky while I go downstairs for a 83 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:10,560 while? Why, certainly. You know, I guess I am feeling a little low about Ricky, 84 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:14,680 and all the fuss that Ethel will make over my birthday will kind of cheer me 85 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:15,679 a little. 86 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:19,120 To say nothing of the nice present she has undoubtedly bought me. 87 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:20,480 Right. 88 00:05:20,540 --> 00:05:24,480 I'll stay with the baby just as long as you want, thank you. Now, don't rush. 89 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:25,820 No, I won't, thanks. 90 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:29,509 Hi, Lucy. 91 00:05:29,510 --> 00:05:30,510 Hi. 92 00:05:30,990 --> 00:05:33,130 I was just coming down to see you. 93 00:05:33,570 --> 00:05:34,570 You were? 94 00:05:34,610 --> 00:05:35,489 Uh -huh. 95 00:05:35,490 --> 00:05:36,490 Why? 96 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:40,590 Oh, I just wanted to say hello. 97 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:42,050 Oh. 98 00:05:44,070 --> 00:05:45,070 Hello. 99 00:05:45,710 --> 00:05:46,710 Hello. 100 00:05:48,090 --> 00:05:49,450 What did you want to see me about? 101 00:05:49,770 --> 00:05:51,230 I brought up your mail. Oh. 102 00:05:51,650 --> 00:05:52,650 Is that all? 103 00:05:52,730 --> 00:05:54,490 Yeah, there wasn't much for anybody today. 104 00:05:55,310 --> 00:05:56,510 I mean, uh... 105 00:05:56,750 --> 00:05:58,570 There wasn't anything else on your mind? 106 00:05:59,670 --> 00:06:00,850 Nope. No? 107 00:06:02,870 --> 00:06:04,990 Well, let's see what's in the mail. 108 00:06:07,030 --> 00:06:08,030 Oh! 109 00:06:08,550 --> 00:06:10,530 Oh, this looks like a card of some kind. 110 00:06:10,910 --> 00:06:13,610 You know, a happy something or other card. 111 00:06:16,450 --> 00:06:17,450 Isn't this exciting? 112 00:06:20,950 --> 00:06:22,350 What's the matter? Wasn't it exciting? 113 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:26,600 Not unless you want to go to the opening of Joe's Delicatessen. 114 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:28,360 Oh. 115 00:06:29,060 --> 00:06:31,880 Well, I guess you better be running along. Oh, no. 116 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:33,360 No, sit down. 117 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:35,960 Let's chat. 118 00:06:36,940 --> 00:06:37,940 Okay. 119 00:06:41,380 --> 00:06:42,379 What's new? 120 00:06:42,380 --> 00:06:43,880 Oh, nothing. 121 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:46,200 Nothing? 122 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:47,940 What's new with you? 123 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:49,800 Nothing. Not a thing. 124 00:06:53,230 --> 00:06:59,290 You know, I have a strange feeling that today is some special day or something. 125 00:06:59,430 --> 00:07:01,170 You know, like I'd forgotten something. 126 00:07:01,550 --> 00:07:04,330 Oh, I've had that feeling. Isn't it annoying? 127 00:07:04,870 --> 00:07:07,330 What could it be? 128 00:07:07,950 --> 00:07:09,670 Well, it must be something important. 129 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:32,240 it could be, Lucy. 130 00:07:33,980 --> 00:07:35,040 Oh! What? 131 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:38,020 I got a date at the beauty parlor in 20 minutes. 132 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:40,380 I got to get my hair fixed up for tonight. 133 00:07:41,020 --> 00:07:42,020 Tonight? 134 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:47,620 Um, yes, Fred and I are going to go out with the head of his lodge to dinner. 135 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:49,200 Oh, that's nice. 136 00:07:49,780 --> 00:07:50,780 Well... 137 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:11,620 Oh, 138 00:08:12,140 --> 00:08:15,480 didn't Mrs. Mertz remember your birthday either? 139 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:20,540 She sure didn't. In fact, she made Ricky's didn't look like a did. 140 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:31,400 Now you just have a good, good cry. Well, crying won't do any good. 141 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:33,480 It won't change things any. 142 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:37,720 I got the hiccups. 143 00:08:38,140 --> 00:08:42,440 Try holding your breath. That'll stop them. No, that never does any good. I 144 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:46,620 always get the hiccups when I cry, ever since I was a little girl. 145 00:08:47,620 --> 00:08:52,580 But hold your breath for 20 seconds. That'll stop them. It never does any 146 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:55,380 Oh, yes, it will. Come on, I'll prove it to you. Now, let's try. 147 00:08:55,600 --> 00:09:00,000 All right. Now, when I say go, you take a deep, long breath. 148 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,240 All right. 149 00:09:01,420 --> 00:09:02,420 Go. 150 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:45,750 Anyway, it made you forget your troubles. 151 00:09:46,270 --> 00:09:47,270 It did not. 152 00:09:47,610 --> 00:09:49,450 You know what I'm going to do? What? 153 00:09:49,710 --> 00:09:53,450 I'm going to give myself a birthday party. Now, that's a good idea. 154 00:09:53,790 --> 00:09:55,490 Will you come? I certainly will. 155 00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:59,030 It's going to be a gay party, too. Everybody all dressed up, formal. 156 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:04,550 Fine. I'm going to ask all my good friends, the Orsatis, the Sedgwicks, and 157 00:10:04,550 --> 00:10:06,390 Morgans, and the Van Blacks. 158 00:10:07,430 --> 00:10:09,270 I'll get my dress out of the trunk. 159 00:10:09,490 --> 00:10:11,930 It's been there so long, it's back in style again. 160 00:10:12,150 --> 00:10:13,150 Oh, good. 161 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:23,360 Okay, 162 00:10:29,660 --> 00:10:30,660 boys, that's all right. 163 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:34,120 Be sure you watch the last brass figures there. Bite them off real good, eh? 164 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:38,860 Now, let's have everything just right tonight, fellas. It's Lucy's birthday, 165 00:10:38,860 --> 00:10:42,020 I got a surprise party for her. I want everything to be perfect. 166 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:43,219 Hey, Rick. 167 00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:44,220 Hi, Fred. 168 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,140 Everything's all set. Did you get the cake? Yeah. 169 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:49,540 All right, bring it in. 170 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,149 Bring it in. 171 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:52,150 Oh. 172 00:10:52,230 --> 00:10:55,830 You ever see a cake like that in your life? Oh, isn't that the most beautiful 173 00:10:55,830 --> 00:10:58,850 thing you've ever seen? Look at the candles. Oh, and the frosting. 174 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:01,570 Oh, she's going to get a big cake. Yeah. 175 00:11:02,330 --> 00:11:04,030 She's going to get a big cake out of that. 176 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:39,960 Oh, 177 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,300 dear, I forgot to call you. 178 00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:49,120 I couldn't get anyone to come to my party, Mrs. Trumbull. What do you mean 179 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:50,940 couldn't get anyone to come? I'm here. 180 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:53,000 Well, Little Rick is here. 181 00:11:53,220 --> 00:11:56,760 Well, we can have a wonderful party, just the three of us. 182 00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:00,780 You can't have a real party without paper hats. 183 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:06,500 One for you, and one for me. 184 00:12:09,110 --> 00:12:10,590 One for little Ricky. 185 00:12:13,130 --> 00:12:15,430 Oh, he looks so cute. 186 00:12:22,470 --> 00:12:27,990 Well, um, now let's, um, throw some of this around. Give it a gay atmosphere. 187 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:05,500 I sure appreciate everything you've done, Mrs. Trumbull. The cake and all, 188 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:06,500 very nice. 189 00:13:07,140 --> 00:13:09,760 It's just that I guess I'm not much in a party mood. 190 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:13,080 Mrs. Trumbull, would you stay with little Ricky again? 191 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:14,920 I'd like to take a walk. 192 00:13:15,340 --> 00:13:18,400 All right, dear, you go right ahead. Thank you. 193 00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:30,800 Don't you worry, I'll take care of little Ricky, all right. 194 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:32,500 Okay, thank you. 195 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:35,900 And hurry back so we can cut the cake. 196 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:37,900 Yeah. 197 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:47,560 Topicana. 198 00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:50,340 I'd like to speak to Mr. Ricardo, please. 199 00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:52,960 Mr. Ricardo? Yes, he's around somewhere. Just a moment. 200 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,400 Oh, Ricky! 201 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,280 It's Mrs. Trumbull. 202 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:20,700 Mrs. Trumbull. 203 00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:26,760 Thanks to you, your poor little wife is crying her eyes out. And even now, she's 204 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:28,860 walking the streets broken hearted. 205 00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:31,200 What are you talking about? 206 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,840 Today happened to be your wife's birthday. 207 00:14:35,380 --> 00:14:40,120 Oh, I know that. I know it. I got a wonderful surprise party all fixed up 208 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,120 her. 209 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:48,280 I was just about to call the apartment and ask her to bring me down some music 210 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:49,880 that I left on top of the piano. 211 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,160 Now, what are you talking about her walking the streets? 212 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:58,400 Well, I guess I exaggerated, but, oh, she was so upset. 213 00:14:59,060 --> 00:15:01,040 She went out for a walk. 214 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,800 Oh, gee, I didn't want that to happen. 215 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:09,760 But, look, Mrs. Trumbull, as soon as she comes back, tell her that I called. 216 00:15:10,060 --> 00:15:13,960 and that I want her to bring me some music that I left on top of the piano 217 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,440 down to the club. All right, Mr. Ricardo. 218 00:15:17,060 --> 00:15:18,160 And don't you worry. 219 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,780 I'll stay with the baby. 220 00:15:20,140 --> 00:15:21,840 Ah, thank you, Mrs. Trumbull. 221 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,180 You're a real doll. 222 00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:36,140 Friends, I think we have found here a poor, lonely soul who needs our help. 223 00:16:40,340 --> 00:16:41,600 Oh, you mean me? 224 00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:44,060 Indeed we do, my dear. 225 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:50,580 We who know what it is to be lonely, cast off, and forgotten bring you 226 00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:51,580 friendship. 227 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:56,160 Oh, well, thanks just the same, but I'm all right. 228 00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:59,710 Oh, open up your heart, let our friends... Friendship Inn. 229 00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:04,650 We know what it is to have to spend the night on a park bench. 230 00:17:05,430 --> 00:17:07,510 Oh, you've got me all wrong. 231 00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,849 I'm all right. I got plenty of money. 232 00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:11,630 We're sure of that. 233 00:17:12,270 --> 00:17:13,270 Oh, no, really. 234 00:17:13,430 --> 00:17:14,430 I'm loaded. 235 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:20,990 We're sure of that, too. 236 00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:23,369 Oh, oh, no. 237 00:17:23,670 --> 00:17:27,369 You don't understand. You see, I always get the hiccups when I cry. 238 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,100 Well, I've been crying. 239 00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:38,180 I don't know why I should tell you, but... Well, today was my birthday and 240 00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:41,320 nobody even... Oh, it's her birthday! 241 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:23,820 still don't trust us, do you? Well, it isn't that I don't trust you. Is there 242 00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:27,860 anyone here among us who would like to tell of his experience with the friends 243 00:18:27,860 --> 00:18:28,900 of the friendless? 244 00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:30,820 I would like to do that, sir. 245 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:40,700 I would like to tell you of something that happened to me and 246 00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:44,160 the lesson I learned and the meaning of true friendship. 247 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:48,180 I didn't have a friend in the world. 248 00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:55,710 I was just a bit of flotsam in the sea of life, a pitiful outcast shunned 249 00:18:55,710 --> 00:18:56,930 by my fellow man. 250 00:18:58,790 --> 00:19:00,250 I was a mess. 251 00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:09,770 And then one day they came along, these good people, unasked, the 252 00:19:09,770 --> 00:19:11,530 friends of the friendless. 253 00:19:12,190 --> 00:19:17,950 And they put their arm around my waist and they said, we will be your friend. 254 00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:19,870 Because you are friendless. 255 00:19:20,070 --> 00:19:22,590 And we are the friends of the friendless. 256 00:19:23,110 --> 00:19:28,870 And if you accept our friendship, you will never again be friendless. For we 257 00:19:28,870 --> 00:19:32,150 the friends of the friendless. And you will have friends. 258 00:19:33,470 --> 00:19:37,150 To this day, I have never been friendless. 259 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:39,730 I have friends. 260 00:19:41,790 --> 00:19:44,550 Friends in the time of joy. 261 00:19:47,050 --> 00:19:49,270 Friends... In the time of sorrow. 262 00:19:51,010 --> 00:19:52,450 Real friends. 263 00:19:53,550 --> 00:19:55,210 True friends. 264 00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:57,630 Friends. 265 00:20:00,690 --> 00:20:01,690 Friends. 266 00:20:02,490 --> 00:20:03,490 Friends. 267 00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:08,050 My friends. 268 00:20:08,970 --> 00:20:11,230 You will come with us? 269 00:20:11,690 --> 00:20:12,690 No. 270 00:20:15,950 --> 00:20:20,450 There's someone I want to give a lesson to in the true meaning of friendship. 271 00:20:20,770 --> 00:20:21,770 Of course. 272 00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:55,850 Pew and Carroll, the two greatest contortionists in America today. 273 00:20:57,230 --> 00:20:59,590 And now we'd like to introduce... 274 00:21:52,340 --> 00:21:55,540 I want to tell you all something that happened to me. 275 00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:02,080 The lesson I learned tonight and the true meaning of friendship. 276 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,780 These people are my friends. 277 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,460 The friends of the friendless. 278 00:22:10,420 --> 00:22:12,320 And I was friendless. 279 00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:16,180 I was just a bit of flotsam in the sea. 280 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:22,020 A pitiful outcast shunned by my fellow man. 281 00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:24,240 I was a mess. 282 00:22:27,210 --> 00:22:30,370 The people I thought were my friends forsook me. 283 00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:37,950 Even my own husband proved he was just a husband and not a friend. 284 00:22:39,910 --> 00:22:42,490 Today was my birthday. 285 00:22:43,510 --> 00:22:45,790 And do you think anybody remembered? 286 00:22:46,730 --> 00:22:48,290 Nobody remembered. 287 00:22:48,790 --> 00:22:53,770 Nobody did a thing about it. Nobody even as much, not a... 288 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,640 wonderful present for you. You want to hear it? Hear it? 289 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:32,980 I love Lucy and 290 00:23:32,980 --> 00:23:34,220 she loves me. 291 00:23:35,340 --> 00:23:39,320 We're as happy as two can be. 292 00:23:39,820 --> 00:23:46,340 Sometimes we quarrel, but then I will love 293 00:23:46,340 --> 00:23:48,080 making up again. 294 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:52,000 To see kisses like no one can. 295 00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:56,040 She's my missus and I'm her man. 296 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:15,840 Mrs. Trumbull was played by Elizabeth Patterson. The man in the park was 297 00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:19,280 Sherman. The leader of the band was Byron Folger. And the head waiter was 298 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:20,280 William Hamill. 299 00:25:42,860 --> 00:25:44,620 I Love Lucy is a Bessie Lou production. 300 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:49,540 Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz will be back next week at this same time. 301 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:53,420 This is the CBS Television Network. 21706