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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,150 --> 00:00:40,510 Well, how do I look? 2 00:00:43,390 --> 00:00:45,350 Gee, that's a beautiful dress. 3 00:00:45,610 --> 00:00:46,529 Is it new? 4 00:00:46,530 --> 00:00:48,690 Uh -huh. I thought I'd get all gussied up tonight. 5 00:00:48,930 --> 00:00:52,630 You know, it isn't every day that Mr. and Mrs. Fred Mertz celebrate their 25th 6 00:00:52,630 --> 00:00:54,230 wedding anniversary. That's right. 7 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:59,510 Gee, that's such a long time. 25 years. 8 00:00:59,890 --> 00:01:00,890 Yeah. 9 00:01:01,650 --> 00:01:02,850 25 years. 10 00:01:04,330 --> 00:01:06,110 Sounds longer when you say it. 11 00:01:12,490 --> 00:01:14,590 been married to Ethel for 25 years. 12 00:01:15,950 --> 00:01:17,250 It is different with you. 13 00:01:17,470 --> 00:01:18,830 Yeah, don't try to get out of it. 14 00:01:20,190 --> 00:01:23,630 You know, I like to see their faces when they open the present. 15 00:01:23,970 --> 00:01:26,350 You will. They haven't seen it yet. I had it delivered up here. 16 00:01:26,650 --> 00:01:29,250 What? Yeah, I got it in the closet. In the closet? 17 00:01:29,570 --> 00:01:30,790 Sure. How are we going to get it downstairs? 18 00:01:31,190 --> 00:01:33,390 Oh, don't be silly. It won't be any trouble at all. 19 00:01:59,650 --> 00:02:00,850 We're doing it for the mur - 20 00:02:36,170 --> 00:02:37,170 television set for the 21 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:29,560 Well, yeah, yeah. 22 00:04:01,570 --> 00:04:02,570 Push it up now. 23 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:33,640 Adjust it? Yes. 24 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:36,980 What are you going to do with it? I'll fix it. 25 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,320 I brought this just in case, you know. 26 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:43,600 Yeah, I'll fix this thing right away, buddy. 27 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:46,820 I got to take the plug first, you know. 28 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:12,400 They're disconnected. 29 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:14,120 Now put them together, see? 30 00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:33,680 Yes. Oh, gosh. 31 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:35,100 Could I have... 32 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,240 This is your own rehearsed, spontaneous testimony. 33 00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:44,820 My own rehearsed, spontaneous testimony. 34 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:46,360 Right. 35 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,040 And we don't need a lawyer. 36 00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:49,300 No. 37 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:51,940 How about an interpreter? 38 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:57,640 Now, that's not trying to be funny. I'm trying to think. 39 00:11:58,280 --> 00:11:59,279 Wait a minute. 40 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:00,400 Oh, I know. Here. 41 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:04,060 You sit here on this chair. This is the witness chair. 42 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,740 friends, Mr. and Mrs. Fred Mertz. 43 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:26,240 Okay, 44 00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:30,220 Mrs. Ricardo, please go on. 45 00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:36,860 Without knowing and in good faith... I object, Your Honor. The witness has been 46 00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:37,860 rehearsed. 47 00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:43,760 But remember, you're on a witness stand. 48 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,400 Yes, sir. 49 00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:51,500 In good faith, but not knowing that they were preparing to stab us in the back, 50 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:57,640 we brought them, as a token of our esteem, an expensive 20 -inch television 51 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:58,760 20 inches! 52 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:07,200 Little did we dream then that we would end up in court in front of such a 53 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:12,270 handsome, distinguished, and honorable jurist as you, your... honor. 54 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,920 an honorable jurist as you, Your Honor. 55 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,140 Well, uh, Mr. 56 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,760 Fred Mertz insisted on adjusting the set. 57 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:57,700 And in spite of my husband's repeated warnings, and my husband is an 58 00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:58,700 specialist, 59 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,240 Attorney for the defense, would you care to cross -examine? 60 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:45,700 No, thanks, Your Honor. 61 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:49,460 I just want to call a witness who will tell us what really happened. That will 62 00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:50,860 be for the court to decide. 63 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:53,360 That's all, Lucy. 64 00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:54,780 That's all. 65 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:18,400 truth and nothing but the truth. Help me. I solemnly swear to tell the truth, 66 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:22,160 the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, which is more than someone in 67 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,200 room did, so help me. 68 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,080 You may sit down. 69 00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:33,680 What are you trying to do, lose the case for us? 70 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,820 exactly what happened on that night in question. 71 00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:56,680 Well, on the night of our wedding anniversary, the Ricardos came down to 72 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:59,620 apartment and forced their company on us without being invited. 73 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:04,780 As an excuse for an anniversary present, they brought us an old, broken -down, 74 00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:06,980 second -hand television set. 75 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:08,900 Well, go on. 76 00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:13,180 Well, the set was playing pretty good, which is a miracle in itself, when 77 00:19:13,180 --> 00:19:14,079 suddenly Mr. 78 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:20,760 Ricardo, or... as he is more commonly known, Senior Know -It -All, took an axe 79 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,980 from his pocket and started hacking it. 80 00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:30,520 It wasn't long before the set exploded and then this Cuban maniac forced us all 81 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:34,860 to go to his apartment and led us to his television set and with a look of 82 00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:37,900 fiendish glee picked up my husband's foot and... 83 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:58,160 some slight discrepancy in your stories. 84 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:03,480 I think the only way we can get at the truth of this is to reenact the scene. 85 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:07,680 Bailiff, will you go into my chambers and bring out my television set? 86 00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:09,020 Yes, Your Honor. 87 00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:14,300 Now then, before we reenact this, I want to warn you all that this is a court of 88 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:20,960 law. You are under oath, and the penalty for perjury is $500 or 90 days in jail. 89 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:38,340 Mrs. Ricardo, will you show me exactly how Mr. Mertz pushed your husband out of 90 00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:40,700 the way and ripped the back of the set off? 91 00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:57,380 Well, Your Honor, now that I think of it, maybe it was 92 00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:59,480 Ricky that took off the back of the set. 93 00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:01,180 Really? 94 00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:04,580 that she thinks of it. Yeah. 95 00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:07,980 Yeah. 96 00:21:08,820 --> 00:21:14,060 Now, Mrs. Mertz, I want you to go over there and show me exactly what happened. 97 00:21:14,460 --> 00:21:15,820 Just where did Mr. 98 00:21:16,020 --> 00:21:19,060 Ricardo hit the set with the axe? 99 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:31,620 Um... Now that I... I don't think it was exactly an axe. 100 00:21:38,060 --> 00:21:39,060 I'll tell you what happened. 101 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:45,640 There was a couple of loose wires in the back of this television set. 102 00:21:45,860 --> 00:21:48,260 A red one and a blue one. 103 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,380 And this dope tried to put them together. 104 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,880 Well, they're supposed to be together. 105 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:55,120 They are not supposed to be together. 106 00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:56,700 Hey, 107 00:21:58,340 --> 00:21:59,159 your honor. 108 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,280 They're loose here, too. 109 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,200 together couldn't cause an explosion. 110 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,460 Maybe it couldn't, but it did. 111 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:18,720 Oh, now, now, just a minute. I happen to know something about television sets 112 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:19,720 myself. 113 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:25,580 And I know positively that this could never cause an explosion. 114 00:22:25,820 --> 00:22:27,760 Now, you must have done something else, did you? 115 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:31,860 Well, sir, with him yelling at me all the time, you know, I would also... 116 00:22:51,950 --> 00:22:56,550 was obviously just one of those misunderstandings among friends. 117 00:22:57,330 --> 00:23:02,430 Now I want you all to go into my chambers and talk this over and 118 00:23:02,430 --> 00:23:03,329 each other. 119 00:23:03,330 --> 00:23:07,710 After all, good friends are worth more than the price of a television set. 120 00:23:08,530 --> 00:23:09,530 Now go on. 121 00:23:09,710 --> 00:23:10,850 Take them in, Bailiff. 122 00:23:11,950 --> 00:23:15,790 And when you come out, I want you all to be pals again. 123 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:51,280 lesson to all of us. We must never lose our temper. 9224