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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:11,630 --> 00:01:13,370 up in the air like they do in restaurants. 2 00:01:13,810 --> 00:01:19,850 I came up to give you this money. Boy, am I glad to get it off my hands. 3 00:01:20,070 --> 00:01:23,890 What is all that? What are you trying to do, bribe me? The club treasurer asked 4 00:01:23,890 --> 00:01:27,450 me to give it to you. Oh, for the bazaar. Yeah, you're supposed to use it 5 00:01:27,450 --> 00:01:30,030 rent the hall and buy the refreshments and have the posters printed. 6 00:01:30,470 --> 00:01:31,470 What's the matter? 7 00:01:32,430 --> 00:01:33,770 I don't want Ricky to hear. 8 00:01:34,470 --> 00:01:38,730 Lucy, haven't you told him you're chairman of the bazaar? No, and I'm not 9 00:01:38,730 --> 00:01:39,730 to tell him until next Friday. 10 00:01:40,190 --> 00:01:41,590 But the bazaar's next Thursday. 11 00:01:42,130 --> 00:01:43,130 Exactly. 12 00:01:43,830 --> 00:01:45,930 You sure live dangerously, Lucy. 13 00:01:46,630 --> 00:01:49,990 Well, after what happened at the Fourth of July carnival last year, Ricky made 14 00:01:49,990 --> 00:01:52,490 me promise that I wouldn't get mixed up in any more club affairs. 15 00:01:52,850 --> 00:01:53,850 I don't blame him. 16 00:01:54,010 --> 00:01:58,250 You weren't very bright throwing all those skyrockets and Roman candles in a 17 00:01:58,250 --> 00:02:02,750 fireplace. Well, who uses a fireplace in July? He should have looked before he 18 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:03,770 threw that match in there. 19 00:02:04,550 --> 00:02:05,590 Poor Ricky. 20 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,020 His eyebrows didn't grow in for a month. 21 00:02:10,940 --> 00:02:14,240 You remember those little baby toupees he wore over each eye? 22 00:02:15,900 --> 00:02:18,580 Say, where are you hiding all the stuff that's been donated to the bizarre 23 00:02:18,580 --> 00:02:19,880 auction? Show it. 24 00:02:30,020 --> 00:02:32,180 What a treasure trove. 25 00:02:46,990 --> 00:02:50,470 at the club will have nothing but money. And I got a whole slew of stuff to 26 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:52,030 collect. I'm going out as soon as Ricky leaves. 27 00:02:52,650 --> 00:02:54,210 Sophie! Yeah, dear? 28 00:02:54,490 --> 00:02:55,850 Ready yet? Okay, yeah. 29 00:02:56,070 --> 00:02:57,990 I gotta run along. Okay. Bye -bye. 30 00:02:59,650 --> 00:03:01,290 Hey, not a word to Ricky? 31 00:03:01,530 --> 00:03:02,369 Don't worry. 32 00:03:02,370 --> 00:03:03,370 Okay. 33 00:03:04,630 --> 00:03:06,350 Good morning, honey. Good morning, dear. 34 00:03:08,870 --> 00:03:09,870 Hey! 35 00:03:10,550 --> 00:03:11,550 Tortillas! 36 00:03:18,380 --> 00:03:19,420 I'm a tortilla mix. 37 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:24,560 Oh, I keep forgetting. Here in America, you call them flap cakes. 38 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:26,920 What? Come again? 39 00:03:28,180 --> 00:03:29,180 Hot jacks? 40 00:03:30,140 --> 00:03:33,000 You were closer with tortillas. They are hot cakes. 41 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:34,280 Oh. 42 00:03:35,060 --> 00:03:36,700 Not these. These are cold cakes. 43 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:41,320 Oh, honey, I'm sorry. I'll make you some hot cakes. No, honey, it takes too 44 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,880 long. I'll just have some coffee. I'm in a hurry. Well, I'll make some for 45 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:44,880 myself. 46 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,960 Listen, you got any money? I haven't got any money for cafe. 47 00:03:47,610 --> 00:03:49,070 I don't know. There's my bag over there on the shelf. 48 00:03:49,670 --> 00:03:50,670 Thanks. 49 00:03:51,970 --> 00:03:54,410 Oh, honey, I just remembered. No, I don't have any money. 50 00:03:54,710 --> 00:03:56,950 I don't have a cent in there, honey. Give me my bag. 51 00:03:57,150 --> 00:03:59,110 Wait a minute. I don't have a cent. Wait a minute. 52 00:03:59,570 --> 00:04:01,250 What are you getting so excited about? 53 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:03,410 Let's see what's in here. 54 00:04:05,590 --> 00:04:06,590 Wow. 55 00:04:08,190 --> 00:04:09,230 What is this? 56 00:04:11,110 --> 00:04:12,150 It's my mad money. 57 00:04:14,250 --> 00:04:15,650 $1 ,575. 58 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:18,880 $200 here. 59 00:04:19,220 --> 00:04:20,700 Yeah, I get awful mad. 60 00:04:22,940 --> 00:04:25,820 Lucy, where did you get this money? 61 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:28,760 Uh, I saved it out of my allowance. 62 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:30,920 No? 63 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:34,600 Uh... No. 64 00:04:35,180 --> 00:04:37,020 Um... Oh. 65 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:40,560 Now, Lucy, this is no joke. 66 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,000 There's a lot of money here. I want to know where you got it. 67 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:44,280 Uh... 68 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:49,380 Lucy, I want to know where you got that money. Did you earn it? Did you borrow 69 00:04:49,380 --> 00:04:51,120 it? Did you steal it? Yeah, that's it. 70 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:53,460 Which one? 71 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:55,220 Well, it doesn't matter. Any one of them. 72 00:04:56,300 --> 00:04:57,300 Now, Lucy. 73 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:58,920 All right. 74 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:00,920 You'll find out sooner or later anyway. 75 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:02,200 I stole it. 76 00:05:02,980 --> 00:05:07,220 What? Well, I'm sorry. I saw it and I just couldn't help myself. 77 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:09,960 Now, Lucy, you're not telling me the truth. Yes, I am. 78 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:11,300 Word of honor? 79 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:15,290 Well, what... Good's a crook's word of honor. 80 00:05:16,130 --> 00:05:19,970 Look, I haven't got time for jokes right now, but by the time that I come home 81 00:05:19,970 --> 00:05:23,090 this afternoon, you better have an explanation of how you got that money, 82 00:05:23,130 --> 00:05:24,970 understand? Yes, sir. All right. 83 00:05:26,950 --> 00:05:28,030 I'll take the subway. 84 00:05:39,290 --> 00:05:40,290 Lucy? 85 00:05:42,390 --> 00:05:43,390 Lucy? 86 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,320 laughter 87 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:56,040 How'd everything go today? Oh, just wonderful. I got some wonderful stuff. 88 00:06:56,140 --> 00:06:57,140 That's great. 89 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:00,820 But listen, Ethel, Ricky found that bizarre money in my bag this morning. He 90 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:04,740 did? How did you explain it? Oh, I didn't. I tried to gag my way out by 91 00:07:04,740 --> 00:07:05,719 stole it. 92 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:09,820 Stole it? Yeah, well, he didn't believe me. Listen, Ethel, can I tell him that 93 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:10,820 it belongs to you? 94 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,760 Huh? Can I tell him the money is yours? 95 00:07:13,740 --> 00:07:15,800 Well, if he'll do me a favor. What? 96 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:19,640 Do you think you could auction off that hideous cuckoo clock that Fred won at 97 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:20,640 Coney Island? 98 00:07:21,290 --> 00:07:24,950 Well, sure, but Fred would never donate that. But I've got a scheme. 99 00:07:25,470 --> 00:07:28,730 I bought a little clock to donate, and I'm going to tell you to go downstairs 100 00:07:28,730 --> 00:07:29,669 and get it. 101 00:07:29,670 --> 00:07:33,610 It's on a table next to the cuckoo clock, and you take the cuckoo clock by 102 00:07:33,610 --> 00:07:34,610 mistake, see? 103 00:07:35,130 --> 00:07:37,070 After it's auctioned off, what can you do about it? 104 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:42,110 Ethel, how could you ever think up a sneaky scheme like that? 105 00:08:08,910 --> 00:08:10,910 darn couch. It keeps coming off all the time. 106 00:08:11,270 --> 00:08:12,350 You want to give me a hand? 107 00:08:13,370 --> 00:08:17,090 Listen, Fred, I got an awful problem on my hand. 108 00:08:17,350 --> 00:08:19,390 You should have thought of that before you married her. 109 00:08:21,610 --> 00:08:23,050 Well, this is no joke. 110 00:08:23,930 --> 00:08:26,810 This morning I found a roll of bills in Lucy's purse. 111 00:08:27,690 --> 00:08:28,690 $200. 112 00:08:29,070 --> 00:08:33,169 And just now I saw her sneaking in the house carrying some big silver cents. 113 00:08:33,650 --> 00:08:35,350 Real expensive looking stuff. 114 00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:37,470 Well, there must be some explanation. 115 00:08:38,190 --> 00:08:39,190 I don't think so. 116 00:08:39,809 --> 00:08:40,970 She hid them in the closet. 117 00:08:41,669 --> 00:08:45,270 You know, there must be thousands of dollars worth of stuff in that closet 118 00:08:45,270 --> 00:08:48,770 don't belong to us. Gee whiz. You don't suppose she's a kleptomaniac? 119 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:50,050 Oh, no. 120 00:08:50,690 --> 00:08:52,330 I just think she steals things. 121 00:08:54,950 --> 00:08:58,970 Yeah, that's what a kleptomaniac is. A person who steals things and can't help 122 00:08:58,970 --> 00:09:01,110 it. It's a kind of a disease. 123 00:09:01,850 --> 00:09:02,850 Oh, gee. 124 00:09:03,150 --> 00:09:06,010 Oh, you must be mistaken. Come on, help me with this, will you? 125 00:09:06,690 --> 00:09:07,690 Okay. 126 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:10,500 My God. 127 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,760 If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I'd never believe it. 128 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,740 How do you like that cheese? 129 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:59,900 What you said. 130 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:03,300 Oh, this is terrible. I'm married to a thief? 131 00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:04,980 Now, listen, Rick. 132 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,500 If she is a kleptomaniac, it isn't her fault. 133 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,240 She doesn't know what she's doing. 134 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,580 She's just a poor, sick person. 135 00:10:12,140 --> 00:10:16,760 And we shouldn't blame her for... Hey, that dirty crook stole my clock. 136 00:10:21,260 --> 00:10:22,300 What am I going to do? 137 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:24,720 Well, I don't know about you, but I'm going to get my cuckoo clock. 138 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,980 Come on, let's sneak up the back way. Okay. 139 00:10:45,860 --> 00:10:46,860 Hi, fellas. 140 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:48,299 Hi, Lucy. 141 00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:49,300 Hi, Lucy. 142 00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:51,540 What's new? 143 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:52,860 Nothing. 144 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,240 Oh, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go in the bedroom. 145 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:11,320 Lucy? 146 00:11:12,220 --> 00:11:15,100 Lucy, I want to talk to you about something, honey. Won't you sit down? 147 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:16,720 Oh, I'd rather not. 148 00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:20,009 Don't you... 149 00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:21,330 Don't you have anything to tell me? 150 00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:22,730 No. 151 00:11:23,970 --> 00:11:25,690 Aren't you hiding something under your coat? 152 00:11:26,410 --> 00:11:27,970 No, no, that's all me. 153 00:11:31,070 --> 00:11:33,230 Too much pie and cake lately, I guess. 154 00:11:34,950 --> 00:11:36,270 All right, are you sure? 155 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:37,830 Yeah, I'm sure. 156 00:11:43,130 --> 00:11:44,130 What was that? 157 00:11:51,950 --> 00:11:58,630 It didn't sound like you. Well, it was. It was. I'm Cuckoo. I do several 158 00:11:58,630 --> 00:11:59,630 kinds of bird calls. 159 00:12:00,290 --> 00:12:01,290 Cuckoo. 160 00:12:02,870 --> 00:12:03,870 Bird calls? 161 00:12:45,770 --> 00:12:46,770 Just once. 162 00:12:47,130 --> 00:12:51,030 Cuckoo. Um, I do the English sparrow. 163 00:12:52,210 --> 00:12:53,210 Cuckoo. 164 00:12:55,430 --> 00:12:56,430 Cuckoo. 165 00:12:57,370 --> 00:13:00,450 Cuckoo. It's part sparrow, part cuckoo. 166 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:04,370 I know someone who's all cuckoo. 167 00:13:05,090 --> 00:13:06,370 I'll see you later, fellas. 168 00:13:08,890 --> 00:13:10,550 I want my cuckoo clock. 169 00:13:12,770 --> 00:13:14,930 You'll get your cuckoo clock back later. 170 00:13:15,550 --> 00:13:18,490 The most important thing right now is Lucy. Now, come on, let's put her under 171 00:13:18,490 --> 00:13:19,730 your place. Well, what are you going to do? 172 00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:21,790 Well, there's only one thing to do. 173 00:13:22,290 --> 00:13:23,650 I'm going to call a physiochiatrist. 174 00:13:25,030 --> 00:13:26,030 What? 175 00:13:26,450 --> 00:13:27,710 A physiochiatrist. 176 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:30,150 I'm going to call a head doctor. 177 00:13:30,490 --> 00:13:31,490 I think you should. 178 00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:52,700 the cuckoo clock. They couldn't have. There was nobody there. Yes, there was. 179 00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:54,380 They were behind the sofa fixing something. 180 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:59,040 Oh, so that's why they were asking me all those questions. And that's not all. 181 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,840 Ricky was hiding in the kitchen and saw you putting all that stuff in the 182 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:06,040 closet. Oh, and that money this morning. What must he think? 183 00:14:06,340 --> 00:14:07,880 He thinks you're a kleptomaniac. 184 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:12,540 What? A kleptomaniac. He came down to our apartment and called a psychiatrist. 185 00:14:12,540 --> 00:14:15,200 heard him. He told him all about it. He's bringing him home with him tonight. 186 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,020 Oh, he is. 187 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:20,280 Trusting husband. 188 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:21,720 Well, 189 00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:26,680 I'll show him. Now, wait a minute, Lucy. After all, Ricky actually saw you 190 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:27,680 taking things. 191 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,720 Sure, I've been taking things, but he thinks I've been taking things. 192 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:37,300 Oh. Why don't you tell him about the bazaar? What, and admit that I'm a liar? 193 00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:38,420 Oh, no. 194 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:42,740 He wants a wife who's a thief. I'll give him a wife who's a thief. 195 00:14:43,060 --> 00:14:45,540 Lucy, what are you hatching? 196 00:14:47,050 --> 00:14:51,890 When Ricky and that psychiatrist come home tonight, we are going to be playing 197 00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:56,290 little play starring Lucy the Lip and Babyface Ethel. 198 00:14:56,790 --> 00:15:01,710 Oh, no. You're not going to get me in on this. Listen to me, Babyface. 199 00:15:03,890 --> 00:15:07,850 Now, you help me pull this job or I'll squeal that you are the brains in the 200 00:15:07,850 --> 00:15:09,170 cuckoo clock caper. 201 00:15:10,390 --> 00:15:12,970 Okay. You got me. What's the deal? 202 00:15:17,770 --> 00:15:18,569 Come in, doctor. 203 00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:21,390 Oh, remember, Ricky, not doctor. Oh, that's right. 204 00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:23,830 Lucy, 205 00:15:24,930 --> 00:15:25,930 where are you? 206 00:15:28,030 --> 00:15:29,550 Oh, give me your coat. Oh, thank you. 207 00:15:30,370 --> 00:15:32,290 Sit down, will you? Oh, yes, yes, of course. 208 00:15:33,330 --> 00:15:34,330 Lucy? 209 00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:37,050 I wonder what she could be. 210 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:38,470 Well, I... Hi, Rick. 211 00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:39,890 Hiya, Frank. You seen Ethel? 212 00:15:40,210 --> 00:15:43,230 No. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you had company. Oh, that's all right. This is 213 00:15:43,230 --> 00:15:44,970 a very good friend of mine, Dr. 214 00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:46,450 Robinson, the pysychiatrist. 215 00:15:47,330 --> 00:15:51,790 He's our landlord, Mr. Mertz. Oh, how do you do, Mr. Mertz? How are you, doctor? 216 00:15:51,970 --> 00:15:55,190 Very well, thank you. Listen, don't call him doctor in front of Lucy. 217 00:15:55,530 --> 00:15:57,790 We want him to think that he's just a friend, see? Oh. 218 00:15:58,370 --> 00:15:59,370 Have you seen Lucy? 219 00:15:59,510 --> 00:16:01,590 She's probably without him. Maybe they're out shopping. 220 00:16:01,930 --> 00:16:03,730 Yeah. Or shoplifting. 221 00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:08,830 Well, I hope they'll be home soon. Would you like a cigarette, sir? Oh, yes, 222 00:16:08,870 --> 00:16:09,870 thank you. 223 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,570 Well, this is the first time I ever smoked one of these. 224 00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:21,260 Fred, look at all these jewels. 225 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,460 Sticky fingers strikes again. 226 00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:28,320 Wait a minute. What's the matter with this chair? 227 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:29,479 Look at this. 228 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:30,840 A blowtorch. 229 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:32,800 Crowbar. 230 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,120 Flash. 231 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,460 This is terrible. 232 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,240 Let's see what this is. 233 00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:39,220 What is it? Oh, no. 234 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,600 It's the floor plan of the Chase National Bank. 235 00:16:45,180 --> 00:16:46,620 The 72nd Street branch. 236 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:48,800 Why, that's where I keep my money. 237 00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:50,520 This is serious. 238 00:16:51,540 --> 00:16:53,560 Oh, I hope I'm not too late to help her. 239 00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:57,060 What's going on? 240 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:58,119 What's that? 241 00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,120 Okay, do it. 242 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:07,560 Okay, okay. 243 00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:11,579 Did you get any of them? Yeah, I got two. A flat foot and a private eye. I 244 00:17:11,579 --> 00:17:12,720 the eye and the foot and the foot and the eye. 245 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:23,670 Lucy? Hi, Uncle. 246 00:17:24,630 --> 00:17:25,630 Hi, Fatso. 247 00:17:28,730 --> 00:17:29,730 Who's the gink? 248 00:17:31,910 --> 00:17:36,030 Lucy, this is a very good friend of mine, Tom Robinson. 249 00:17:36,910 --> 00:17:40,610 This is my wife, Lucy, and that's Mrs. Mertz. Oh, how do you do, my dear? 250 00:17:45,530 --> 00:17:47,470 Lucy, what are you doing? 251 00:17:47,790 --> 00:17:49,710 Just frisking him to see if he's carrying a rod. 252 00:17:53,710 --> 00:17:55,250 Pardon the brass knuckle. 253 00:18:01,090 --> 00:18:03,910 Lucy, where have you been? 254 00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:05,530 Chase National Bank. 255 00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:06,910 Oh, no. 256 00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:08,430 You did it. 257 00:18:08,910 --> 00:18:12,410 Nah, stupid here. Forgot the map and the torch. 258 00:18:12,770 --> 00:18:13,990 I'm sorry, brain. 259 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,460 Just lift like that and it'll be curtains for you. Understand? 260 00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:20,620 It won't happen again. I promise, Brain. 261 00:18:20,860 --> 00:18:21,860 Ah, shut up. 262 00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,360 Well, if you forgot the map. 263 00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:26,760 If you forgot the map, where'd you get that bag of dough? 264 00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:30,200 Well, just so the evening wouldn't be a total loss, we knocked over a gas 265 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,220 station on the way home. 266 00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:34,640 Oh, no, no, no. 267 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,600 What are you yapping about, tubby? 268 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,200 It'd be running this crummy apartment house. 269 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:43,360 Now, what are you doing around... Listen, come to your senses, will you? 270 00:18:55,340 --> 00:18:58,160 No, no, I'm too young to die. Mrs. Ricardo. 271 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,060 Yeah? Mrs. Ricardo. 272 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:03,760 Yeah? Look me straight in the eye. 273 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:08,420 Yeah? Mrs. Ricardo, you don't hate anyone. 274 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:14,000 You're at peace with all the world. You love everybody. 275 00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:16,060 Huh? 276 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:18,500 Yes. 277 00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:20,620 And you're tired. 278 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,200 You're feeling very tired. 279 00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:25,460 aren't you? 280 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:27,280 Yeah. 281 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:34,120 And you're getting very drowsy. Yeah. 282 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:41,140 You feel so very sleepy and calm and peaceful. 283 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:43,260 Yeah. 284 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:45,480 Relax. 285 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:04,390 Let's put little Tommy to bed, shall we? 286 00:20:06,390 --> 00:20:11,170 Now, Mrs. Ricardo, why don't you tell me how you got started in this life of 287 00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:12,170 crime? 288 00:20:13,110 --> 00:20:14,110 Go back. 289 00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:16,250 Go back into your childhood. 290 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,250 Go back. 291 00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:56,980 I took a bicycle. 292 00:20:57,060 --> 00:20:58,740 I took a little boy. 293 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,620 You took a little boy? 294 00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:03,440 Yeah. Well, my mother made me give him back. 295 00:21:05,020 --> 00:21:07,840 And then, then you grew up. 296 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:09,300 Yeah. 297 00:21:10,420 --> 00:21:11,420 Yeah. 298 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:13,760 Yeah. 299 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,720 Yeah, and I began picking pockets. 300 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,820 I picked a peck of pockets. 301 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,940 Pretty soon I graduated to purse snatching. 302 00:21:25,310 --> 00:21:30,370 my collection well uh i don't believe i have time where's my watch right here 303 00:21:30,370 --> 00:21:34,310 sonny come on oh 304 00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:41,230 ricky this is much more serious than i realized you you think there's 305 00:21:41,230 --> 00:21:44,750 any hope you think i don't know hey that's a lot of person 306 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:08,500 Mrs. Ricardo. 307 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,360 Yeah? I'm not just a friend to you. 308 00:22:12,060 --> 00:22:13,400 No? No. 309 00:22:13,660 --> 00:22:15,200 I'm a doctor, a psychiatrist. 310 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:19,280 Now, if you'll undergo treatment with me, I think I can cure you of all this. 311 00:22:19,940 --> 00:22:22,780 Well, I think I'm cured completely. 312 00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:26,200 I don't think I'll ever steal anything as long as I live. Oh, why? 313 00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:28,300 Well, what is there left? 314 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:31,600 This morning I achieved my highest desire. 315 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:34,280 Kleptomaniac's dream. 316 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,500 What do you mean, Mrs. Ricardo? 317 00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:37,300 Well... 318 00:22:38,100 --> 00:22:39,140 Sandpapered my fingertips. 319 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,440 Put on my big coat with the big secret pocket. 320 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,460 Went down to Clyde Beattie Circus. 321 00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:49,600 Down to Clyde Beattie Circus. 322 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:53,120 Why could she possibly get to the Clyde Beattie Circus? 323 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,320 Oh, no! 324 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,260 Part of The Doctor was played by Joseph Kerr. 325 00:24:07,690 --> 00:24:09,450 I Love Lucy is a Desilu production. 22829