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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:34,320 No, really, Marge? 2 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:38,660 Well, confidentially, I've suspected that right along. 3 00:00:38,900 --> 00:00:42,300 I have, I have. You know what I've always thought about Betty and Jack? 4 00:00:43,100 --> 00:00:46,800 Yeah, well, I've always said, if there was ever anything in the world... Lucy, 5 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:49,540 Lucy, for goodness sakes, get off the phone. 6 00:00:50,380 --> 00:00:51,980 Pardon me, Marge, did you say something, Ricky? 7 00:00:52,460 --> 00:00:55,660 Yes, I said, Lucy, for goodness sakes, get off the phone. 8 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,280 Oh. Hello, Marge, bad connection. 9 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:02,310 Where were we? Oh, yeah, Betty. 10 00:01:02,970 --> 00:01:04,849 Yeah? Uh -huh. 11 00:01:05,750 --> 00:01:07,090 She didn't. 12 00:01:07,930 --> 00:01:09,270 She didn't. 13 00:01:10,830 --> 00:01:12,410 She didn't. 14 00:01:13,550 --> 00:01:15,010 She couldn't. 15 00:01:15,830 --> 00:01:17,410 Maybe that's why she didn't. 16 00:01:22,570 --> 00:01:23,570 Oh, 17 00:01:23,910 --> 00:01:24,910 keep quiet. 18 00:01:25,150 --> 00:01:26,410 No, not you, Marge. 19 00:01:26,970 --> 00:01:30,070 Well, honey, I never would have thought that of Betty. 20 00:01:30,730 --> 00:01:31,730 Oh, goodbye, Marge. 21 00:01:33,110 --> 00:01:35,390 I'm surprised the phone hasn't grown to your ear. 22 00:01:36,090 --> 00:01:37,090 Lucy, 23 00:01:40,330 --> 00:01:41,289 why did you stop? 24 00:01:41,290 --> 00:01:43,290 Don't tell me you got tired of taking Betty apart. 25 00:01:43,830 --> 00:01:47,210 Who got tired? Marge had to hang up. Betty just walked in. 26 00:01:50,590 --> 00:01:52,810 Gee, I wonder what they're saying about me. 27 00:01:54,150 --> 00:01:57,810 Lucy, I want to speak to you about gossiping. 28 00:01:58,730 --> 00:01:59,730 Gossiping? Yes. 29 00:02:00,490 --> 00:02:03,050 I think that gossiping is vicious and petty. 30 00:02:03,410 --> 00:02:08,150 And I think that gossip is the lowest form of human life. Oh, so do I. 31 00:02:09,150 --> 00:02:10,830 You don't seem to get my message. 32 00:02:13,270 --> 00:02:14,690 I was talking about you. 33 00:02:15,390 --> 00:02:16,530 Me? Gossip? 34 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:20,410 What do you call what you were doing on the phone? Well, it wasn't gossiping. I 35 00:02:20,410 --> 00:02:23,530 prefer to think of it as a mutual exchange of vital information. 36 00:02:23,970 --> 00:02:24,970 Anyway, 37 00:02:25,910 --> 00:02:27,790 she was gossiping. I was just listening. 38 00:02:28,830 --> 00:02:29,830 Lucy. 39 00:02:30,090 --> 00:02:31,390 You remember the old saying? 40 00:02:32,010 --> 00:02:34,070 Verse of a feather, smell the same. 41 00:02:38,830 --> 00:02:41,870 You mean a rose by any other name flocks together. 42 00:02:44,610 --> 00:02:45,610 Yeah. 43 00:02:45,950 --> 00:02:49,950 Well, anyway, I was just listening. It isn't gossip unless I tell it to someone 44 00:02:49,950 --> 00:02:52,130 else. Well, that shouldn't take very long. 45 00:02:52,510 --> 00:02:55,030 Are you implying that I can't keep my mouth shut? 46 00:02:55,410 --> 00:02:56,410 Yeah. 47 00:02:57,210 --> 00:03:00,930 Well, you... find out, nobody's going to get this information from me. My lips 48 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:01,930 are sealed. 49 00:03:03,710 --> 00:03:05,790 Fred and Ethel are coming out tonight. 50 00:03:06,490 --> 00:03:08,250 I don't care. My lips are sealed. 51 00:03:08,850 --> 00:03:09,850 This I got to see. 52 00:03:10,110 --> 00:03:11,110 You will. 53 00:03:12,790 --> 00:03:14,050 Let them in. I'll be right back. 54 00:03:14,410 --> 00:03:15,410 All right. 55 00:03:19,790 --> 00:03:22,990 Hi, Ricky. Hi. I'm sorry we're late. I was fixing my hair. 56 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:26,830 Hey, Rick, is your phone out of order? I've been trying to get you for an hour 57 00:03:26,830 --> 00:03:27,599 and a half. 58 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:28,579 Yeah, well, I know. 59 00:03:28,580 --> 00:03:31,640 Lucy's been on the phone for an hour and a half, talking to Marge. Oh. 60 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:37,080 She's been getting all the details in some nice, juicy gossip. 61 00:03:37,740 --> 00:03:38,740 Really? 62 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:41,980 Who was it? When did it happen? Who did what? 63 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:44,240 Oh, come on. That'll reel in your antenna. 64 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:49,840 Quiet. Come on, Ricky. Give out. 65 00:03:50,180 --> 00:03:51,180 Uh -uh. 66 00:03:52,260 --> 00:03:54,000 Well, Lucy'll tell me. 67 00:03:54,220 --> 00:03:55,400 I don't know about that. 68 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:57,480 She said she wouldn't say a word. 69 00:03:57,740 --> 00:03:59,460 She said her lips are sealed. 70 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:00,960 Huh? 71 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,400 Oh, boy, I'll say they're sealed. 72 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:12,180 Hey, I kind of like that. How come you never went in for one of those? 73 00:04:13,740 --> 00:04:14,800 Oh, shut up. 74 00:04:15,100 --> 00:04:18,240 Lucy, Ricky says you know a nice piece of juicy gossip. 75 00:04:18,820 --> 00:04:19,820 Well, tell me. 76 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:22,580 Oh, darn it. 77 00:04:24,410 --> 00:04:27,530 to be real good, Fred. Will you get to join me in a ringside seat? Thank you. 78 00:04:29,290 --> 00:04:30,910 Oh, this is maddening. 79 00:04:31,650 --> 00:04:32,650 Who's it about, Lucy? 80 00:04:34,250 --> 00:04:35,250 Madge? 81 00:05:37,780 --> 00:05:41,100 I don't care if you're not saying anything. You're still gossiping. Don't 82 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:42,800 her now. I haven't found out what happened. 83 00:05:43,620 --> 00:05:45,800 How did Betty find out about Jack and the other woman? 84 00:05:50,780 --> 00:05:51,780 Who are you? 85 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:53,079 A man? 86 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:55,000 Her husband, Jack. Yeah, her husband, Jack. 87 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:57,480 And Betty? 88 00:05:57,560 --> 00:05:58,560 No, no. 89 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,480 The other woman. Jack and the other woman. 90 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:13,820 Yeah, Jack and the other woman are dancing. 91 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:20,980 And Betty came in the club and saw them. 92 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:27,220 So, she separated them. 93 00:08:07,470 --> 00:08:10,030 Amazing what women go through to tell each other some dirt. 94 00:08:10,230 --> 00:08:11,230 Fantastic. 95 00:08:11,690 --> 00:08:14,430 Listen, so we gossip a little, so do men. 96 00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:15,689 Men gossip? 97 00:08:15,690 --> 00:08:17,130 Yes, men gossip. 98 00:08:17,410 --> 00:08:22,810 Well, now, what... Now, wait a minute, Fred. In all fairness, some men gossip a 99 00:08:22,810 --> 00:08:23,850 little. Who does? 100 00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:27,650 Well, take Marco, my piano player, for instance. 101 00:08:28,230 --> 00:08:31,770 It was only yesterday that I caught him talking to the drummer about Joe, the 102 00:08:31,770 --> 00:08:33,330 trombone player, and what a wolf is. 103 00:08:33,870 --> 00:08:34,870 Joe, a wolf? 104 00:08:37,049 --> 00:08:39,929 I don't see how he can blow a note with those fangs of his. 105 00:08:41,809 --> 00:08:42,809 No kidding? 106 00:08:43,210 --> 00:08:46,910 Well, listen, this week it's Nancy the harpist. Last week was one of the girls 107 00:08:46,910 --> 00:08:49,210 in the trio. The week before, that was the hat check girl. 108 00:08:49,450 --> 00:08:50,470 No. Yeah. 109 00:08:51,310 --> 00:08:53,090 Thank you, Hedda and Lolly. 110 00:08:55,270 --> 00:08:57,150 Now, wait a minute. 111 00:08:57,970 --> 00:09:00,850 The point is, we can take it or leave it alone. 112 00:09:01,350 --> 00:09:03,410 With you women, it's your life's blood. 113 00:09:03,770 --> 00:09:05,610 Well, you two aren't exactly anemic. 114 00:09:07,810 --> 00:09:09,270 gossiping longer than you men can. 115 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:13,550 Oh, that's a hot one. Well, you've made yourself a bet. Okay, what's the bet? 116 00:09:13,710 --> 00:09:15,310 Well, let's make it something interesting now. 117 00:09:15,850 --> 00:09:19,870 I know. The losers will serve the winners breakfast in bed for a month. 118 00:09:19,870 --> 00:09:22,690 that? Okay, you've got yourself a deal. It's a bet. 119 00:09:37,070 --> 00:09:38,070 Just coffee. 120 00:09:38,710 --> 00:09:40,510 How offensive the gossip front. 121 00:09:40,790 --> 00:09:42,210 Oh, this is the third day, isn't it? 122 00:09:42,510 --> 00:09:46,450 Yeah, I haven't heard a peep of gossip out of Lucy. Not a peep out of my bitty 123 00:09:46,450 --> 00:09:47,450 either. 124 00:09:49,310 --> 00:09:50,310 Thank you. 125 00:09:50,670 --> 00:09:54,390 You know, I have a plan, but I think it's a little sneaky. 126 00:09:55,570 --> 00:09:56,730 Good, let's hear it. 127 00:09:58,210 --> 00:10:03,070 Well, I thought maybe we could cook up some sensational hunk of gossip. Uh 128 00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:05,010 And then we tell it to our wives. 129 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:08,800 And leave them alone and wait for them to explode. 130 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:12,140 Well, there'll be an explosion, all right. 131 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:13,880 Except for one thing. 132 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:14,819 What's that? 133 00:10:14,820 --> 00:10:18,720 Well, if we tell them, then we'll be gossiping. Oh, yeah, I didn't think... 134 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,260 was a nice try, though. Good try. 135 00:10:26,180 --> 00:10:27,400 Listen. Huh? 136 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:33,200 Supposing that accidentally we mumble something in our sleep. 137 00:10:33,820 --> 00:10:35,540 And our wives overheard it. 138 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:38,740 We couldn't be accused of gossiping then, could we? 139 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:39,960 Well, no. 140 00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:45,040 But what was... Oh, you mean we pretend that we're talking in our sleep? 141 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:46,139 You got me. 142 00:10:46,140 --> 00:10:47,420 Ricky, you're a Cuban genius. 143 00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:48,740 Thank you. 144 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:50,920 Now, let's see. 145 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:52,720 Who we make up the story about? 146 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,900 Well, one of... Wait a minute now. What about the foster woman, the blonde in 147 00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:59,780 3B? They're both jealous of her looks anyway. 148 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:02,440 Yeah, Grace Foster. 149 00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:04,250 Yeah? That's good, that's good. 150 00:11:04,670 --> 00:11:05,790 Grace Foster and who? 151 00:11:06,610 --> 00:11:07,610 The milkman. 152 00:11:09,030 --> 00:11:10,370 The milkman? Yes. 153 00:11:10,890 --> 00:11:11,890 The little bitty guy? 154 00:11:14,690 --> 00:11:15,990 He's so bashful. 155 00:11:16,690 --> 00:11:18,090 That makes it all the juicier. 156 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:41,520 Grace Foster. 157 00:11:45,820 --> 00:11:47,140 Grace Foster. 158 00:11:52,740 --> 00:11:54,580 Grace Foster. Grace Foster. 159 00:12:05,660 --> 00:12:08,700 What's the matter, Ricky? 160 00:12:11,340 --> 00:12:12,800 Oh, you've got a nightmare. 161 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:16,820 Sleep well, little husband. 162 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:20,500 Grace Foster. 163 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:26,820 Grace Foster? 164 00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:30,400 What about Grace Foster? 165 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:34,020 What are you dreaming about? 166 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,720 Why are you smiling like that? 167 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:39,740 What about Grace Foster? 168 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,520 Grace Foster is running away with... 169 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:56,420 Don't stop now. Go 170 00:12:56,420 --> 00:12:57,420 on. 171 00:12:58,780 --> 00:13:01,640 Grace Foster is running away with the milkman. 172 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:02,920 The milkman? 173 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,340 Uh -huh. 174 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:10,760 Go on, go on. 175 00:13:12,260 --> 00:13:15,580 Grace Foster y el lechero se van a salir juntos y no van a volver aquí. 176 00:13:20,340 --> 00:13:24,960 English. Grace Foster is running away with a milkman and her husband doesn't 177 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,000 suspect anything. 178 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:27,700 Go on. 179 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:31,180 That is all. 180 00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:41,320 Oh, Ethel will die when she hears this. 181 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,760 I can't keep it to myself another minute. I'll call her right now. 182 00:13:50,510 --> 00:13:51,710 Gee, it's pretty late. 183 00:13:52,110 --> 00:13:53,510 I wonder what time it is. 184 00:13:57,610 --> 00:13:58,610 Four o 'clock. 185 00:14:00,310 --> 00:14:02,810 Well, she might still be up. 186 00:14:06,690 --> 00:14:11,170 I can't tell her without losing that bet. 187 00:14:11,890 --> 00:14:13,130 It would be gossip. 188 00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:28,420 All right, sleep, you big ox. 189 00:14:30,420 --> 00:14:32,900 What happened? What happened? 190 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,300 You must have been dreaming, dear. 191 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:35,520 Oh? 192 00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:39,700 Good night, dear. Good night. 193 00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:47,380 I'm a real stinker, all right. 194 00:15:08,330 --> 00:15:09,169 Old story. 195 00:15:09,170 --> 00:15:11,930 How did it go with Ethel? Well, if she'd have flapped her ears anymore, she'd 196 00:15:11,930 --> 00:15:13,210 have taken off and circled the room. 197 00:15:16,990 --> 00:15:19,630 Listen, we're a cinch to win the bet. How do you know? 198 00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:23,690 Well, Lucy just announced that she's going to go downstairs and borrow a cup 199 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:26,150 flour from Ethel. Well, let's not waste any more time. 200 00:15:26,530 --> 00:15:27,530 Where are we going? 201 00:15:28,150 --> 00:15:30,470 We'll go down to the basement and listen through the furnace pipe. 202 00:15:30,850 --> 00:15:32,050 Good idea. Come on. 203 00:16:37,150 --> 00:16:38,150 Nothing. 204 00:16:39,450 --> 00:16:40,470 What's new with you? 205 00:16:41,650 --> 00:16:42,650 Nothing. 206 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,090 Dull, aren't we? 207 00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:49,250 Yeah. 208 00:16:51,070 --> 00:16:52,650 Well, I might as well go home. 209 00:16:53,510 --> 00:16:54,550 How about your sugar? 210 00:16:54,810 --> 00:16:55,810 Sugar? 211 00:16:56,130 --> 00:16:57,150 Oh, never mind. 212 00:16:57,890 --> 00:16:59,870 I really didn't need any flour either. 213 00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:02,170 So long. 214 00:17:02,310 --> 00:17:05,390 Bye. Drop up later, Ethel. I got a pudding in the oven. 215 00:17:05,810 --> 00:17:07,319 Pudding? What kind? 216 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:08,598 Grace Foster. 217 00:17:08,599 --> 00:17:09,599 I mean them, Betty! 218 00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:11,660 You know them! 219 00:17:12,140 --> 00:17:13,140 Yes, do you? 220 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,339 Ricky, are you in there? 221 00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:21,260 What did you hear? 222 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:24,640 I heard that Grace is getting ready to run away with the milkman. They're going 223 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,880 to Mexico and get a quick divorce and they're settling in Steubenville. 224 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:29,100 Steubenville? Yeah, he's got a new milk route. 225 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:35,840 Well, if you ask me, I think her husband is well rid of her. I think so, too. 226 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,500 I... so cute. 227 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:41,680 Ethel Martz. What's that? 228 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:45,280 You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 229 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:46,880 Who's that? 230 00:17:47,340 --> 00:17:49,460 This is your conscience. 231 00:17:51,060 --> 00:17:52,060 Ethel, 232 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,200 you've got the loudest conscience I ever heard. 233 00:18:09,350 --> 00:18:10,590 My conscience has an accent. 234 00:18:13,490 --> 00:18:15,670 Ricky Ricardo, where are you? 235 00:18:16,090 --> 00:18:17,990 Fred and I are down in the basement. 236 00:18:18,290 --> 00:18:20,870 We'll listen to the whole thing through the furnace pipe. 237 00:18:21,110 --> 00:18:22,950 Looks like you've lost a bet, girls. 238 00:18:23,230 --> 00:18:24,230 Oh. 239 00:18:25,110 --> 00:18:26,110 Keep on talking. 240 00:18:26,290 --> 00:18:28,450 What are you doing down there now? 241 00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:32,450 We knew you'd blab that phony Grace Foster story to each other. 242 00:18:32,890 --> 00:18:33,890 Phony? 243 00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:48,400 It'll teach them not to be so smart next time. How do you like that? 244 00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:52,960 They deliberately tricked us. What a couple of fools we are. Now we gotta 245 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,960 those two bums breakfast in bed for a month. 246 00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:58,100 What a revolting thought. 247 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:00,680 Wait a minute. 248 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,200 If they weren't asleep, they were awake. 249 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,740 Well, that's a monumental conclusion. 250 00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:12,040 No. No, I mean if they were awake when they told us that story, they were 251 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:13,040 gossiping. 252 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:14,760 Yeah. 253 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,060 is on the other foot. 254 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:28,500 Well, if it isn't the coal dust twins. 255 00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:31,220 Very funny. 256 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:35,580 All right, girls. We won the bet fair and square. 257 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,480 Didn't we, Fred? That we did. 258 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,440 Now, let's see. 259 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:46,180 Tomorrow morning, I would like some orange juice, two eggs basted, ham, 260 00:19:47,129 --> 00:19:48,490 Jam and coffee. 261 00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:50,010 I'll have the same, sweetie. 262 00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:53,790 Well, that's just wonderful, except that tomorrow morning you'll be serving it 263 00:19:53,790 --> 00:19:54,669 to us. 264 00:19:54,670 --> 00:19:56,430 She is so right. 265 00:19:56,770 --> 00:19:57,689 What do you mean? 266 00:19:57,690 --> 00:20:01,430 I mean you weren't really talking in your sleep, so you were gossiping first. 267 00:20:02,950 --> 00:20:07,330 Now, wait a minute, girls. Wait a minute. You have misconstrued the entire 268 00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:08,330 of the situation. 269 00:20:09,230 --> 00:20:14,010 Now, you see, if the story were true, then we would have been gossiping. 270 00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:16,570 But the story was not true. We made it up. 271 00:20:16,830 --> 00:20:17,830 The whole thing was friction. 272 00:20:18,270 --> 00:20:19,750 So we were not gossiping. 273 00:20:21,910 --> 00:20:26,630 Now, you girls believed that this story was true. So you were gossiping. Now, 274 00:20:26,670 --> 00:20:30,590 that's the whole thing. Oh, that is the silliest way of trying to pull out of 275 00:20:30,590 --> 00:20:31,330 a... Good 276 00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:40,390 morning, 277 00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:41,470 Your Majesty. 278 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,410 Good morning. 279 00:20:47,590 --> 00:20:48,870 Thank you very much. 280 00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:50,330 Thank you. 281 00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,170 Ricky, don't start till I get there. 282 00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:55,510 Fred, 283 00:20:58,130 --> 00:20:59,230 what are you doing up here? 284 00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:01,370 Well, I thought we ought to share our moment of triumph. 285 00:21:01,730 --> 00:21:02,730 May I? 286 00:21:02,810 --> 00:21:03,810 Be my guest. 287 00:21:08,990 --> 00:21:10,090 Where are you, Wessel? 288 00:21:11,690 --> 00:21:12,690 Coming, Master. 289 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:20,779 life, isn't it, Fred? 290 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,300 We're living like kings. 291 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,400 Why did you ever agree that they won the bet? 292 00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:30,380 Well, that would be different if that story about Grace Foster and the milkman 293 00:21:30,380 --> 00:21:31,920 was true, but it wasn't. 294 00:21:32,340 --> 00:21:33,340 That's right. 295 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:34,520 Absolutely. 296 00:22:01,130 --> 00:22:04,130 I'll teach that cow juice peddler to flirt with my wife. 297 00:22:04,810 --> 00:22:07,510 Come on out, you cottage cheese castle over! 298 00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:10,830 Now, 299 00:22:11,350 --> 00:22:15,870 nothing can be settled with a gun. 300 00:22:16,870 --> 00:22:18,670 No? You'll just go to jail. 301 00:22:19,890 --> 00:22:22,110 Well... Now, you don't want to go to jail, do you? 302 00:22:22,730 --> 00:22:26,770 No. Now, this is something that should be settled between you and your wife, 303 00:22:26,850 --> 00:22:27,850 Grace. 304 00:22:27,970 --> 00:22:31,320 Yeah. I guess... Shooting him wouldn't solve anything. 305 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:32,560 It certainly wouldn't. 306 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,420 I suppose maybe I ought to give Grace a chance to explain. 307 00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:37,700 That's right. 308 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,200 Yeah. 309 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,680 Well, let me tell you one thing. 310 00:22:42,940 --> 00:22:44,800 From now on, we drink goat's milk. 311 00:23:38,629 --> 00:23:39,629 Oh, 312 00:23:52,270 --> 00:23:54,790 I forgot all about you. You're safe now. 313 00:23:55,930 --> 00:23:59,750 What a break he chose this apartment to hide in. Would you hand me my purse 314 00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:00,750 there, please? 315 00:24:01,330 --> 00:24:02,330 Thank you. 316 00:24:02,750 --> 00:24:04,850 Now, here's $5 for you. 317 00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:08,790 And please give this $5 to Mr. Foster and tell him I said thank you very much. 318 00:24:08,810 --> 00:24:15,490 You both gave wonderful... Take nothing of it, Mrs. 319 00:24:15,650 --> 00:24:16,650 Ricardo. 320 00:24:16,950 --> 00:24:17,950 Oh. 321 00:24:18,590 --> 00:24:19,690 With my compliments? 322 00:24:19,990 --> 00:24:21,010 Oh, thank you. 323 00:24:22,170 --> 00:24:23,170 It was a pleasure. 324 00:24:24,510 --> 00:24:25,510 Anytime. 325 00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:45,030 I Love Lucy is a Desilu production. 22087