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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,940 --> 00:00:49,940 Guess who it is. 2 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:52,040 Bill? 3 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:54,480 Sam? Pat? 4 00:00:54,860 --> 00:00:55,860 No. 5 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:57,840 Pedro? 6 00:00:58,380 --> 00:00:59,860 Pablo? Jose? 7 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:02,200 No, it's me. 8 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:04,019 Oh, yes, of course. 9 00:01:06,580 --> 00:01:08,400 Very, very funny. 10 00:01:09,140 --> 00:01:10,160 Hi. Hi. 11 00:01:10,540 --> 00:01:11,800 Hey, company for dinner? 12 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:12,818 Uh -huh. 13 00:01:12,820 --> 00:01:13,820 Who is it? 14 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:15,920 How do you like the new water glasses, Ricky? 15 00:01:16,460 --> 00:01:17,720 Who's coming for dinner, Lucy? 16 00:01:18,510 --> 00:01:20,170 Doesn't the table look beautiful tonight? 17 00:01:21,030 --> 00:01:22,150 Lucy, who is it? 18 00:01:23,390 --> 00:01:24,390 Some people. 19 00:01:26,770 --> 00:01:27,770 Lucy, 20 00:01:28,030 --> 00:01:31,910 whom is coming here for dinner tonight? 21 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:35,510 Whom? You mean besides me and you? 22 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,810 Never mind that. What are their names? 23 00:01:40,510 --> 00:01:42,890 Fred and Ethel Mertz. Wait a minute. 24 00:01:43,570 --> 00:01:46,810 I thought you said Fred and Ethel had a big fight and they were mad at each 25 00:01:46,810 --> 00:01:47,810 other. 26 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:50,640 I thought you said they weren't speaking to each other. 27 00:01:50,940 --> 00:01:51,878 They are. 28 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:53,360 And that he was staying at the Y. 29 00:01:53,940 --> 00:01:54,940 He is. 30 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,860 And she won't let him in the house. 31 00:01:57,140 --> 00:01:58,140 She won't. 32 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:03,980 Well, if they are and they aren't and he is and she won't, how come? 33 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:11,180 Well, I thought... Lucy Esmeralda Makila Cody Ricardo. 34 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:17,160 Yes? I thought we had an understanding that you were not going to mess around 35 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:18,160 other people's affairs. 36 00:02:19,149 --> 00:02:23,470 Ricky. Lucy, sometimes I think that you don't have anything inside your head. 37 00:02:24,070 --> 00:02:25,590 Now, come on. Let me see. 38 00:02:28,490 --> 00:02:30,270 Hey, that picture on the wall is crooked. 39 00:02:30,530 --> 00:02:31,530 Oh, stop. 40 00:02:34,010 --> 00:02:37,710 Now, Ricky, I can't stand seeing him apart like this. I heard Ethel 41 00:02:37,710 --> 00:02:41,030 crying all morning. I'll bet Fred's eating his heart out, too. 42 00:02:41,290 --> 00:02:42,289 Ha! 43 00:02:42,290 --> 00:02:43,290 What do you mean, ha? 44 00:02:43,790 --> 00:02:46,750 How would you like to be separated from me for three whole days? 45 00:02:47,330 --> 00:02:48,330 Ha. 46 00:02:51,180 --> 00:02:54,820 to get Fred and Ethel back together again. Say you'll help me. Well, it 47 00:02:54,820 --> 00:02:55,820 nice. Yeah. 48 00:02:55,960 --> 00:03:00,540 And I guess after you've gone through all this trouble and this fire, the cast 49 00:03:00,540 --> 00:03:01,540 is dead. 50 00:03:01,740 --> 00:03:03,040 The cast is dead? 51 00:03:03,780 --> 00:03:06,020 Yeah, you know... Don't tell me, don't tell me. 52 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:07,880 The die is cast. 53 00:03:12,340 --> 00:03:13,360 That's what I said. 54 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:14,660 Oh, fine. 55 00:03:16,100 --> 00:03:20,410 Now tell me, Dorothy Dix, If they're not speaking to each other, how do you get 56 00:03:20,410 --> 00:03:21,410 them to come here for dinner? 57 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:23,970 Neither one knows that the other one is coming. 58 00:03:24,450 --> 00:03:26,710 Oh, that should be interesting. 59 00:03:28,010 --> 00:03:29,230 There's one of the lovebirds now. 60 00:03:29,490 --> 00:03:32,550 Yeah, before the evening is over, there'll be feathers flying all over the 61 00:03:32,550 --> 00:03:33,670 place. Oh, not now. 62 00:03:34,650 --> 00:03:37,150 Hi, Lucy. Hi, Ethel. Hi, Ricky. 63 00:03:37,370 --> 00:03:38,910 Hello, Ethel. Here, take your coat, honey. Thanks. 64 00:03:39,130 --> 00:03:40,590 Here, I'll take it. You look beautiful. 65 00:03:40,810 --> 00:03:42,350 It was nice of you to ask me to dinner. 66 00:03:42,550 --> 00:03:44,670 I almost didn't make it. I just got home. 67 00:03:45,150 --> 00:03:49,090 I've been so busy socially, you know, dancing every night, luncheons and teas 68 00:03:49,090 --> 00:03:50,090 every afternoon. 69 00:03:50,410 --> 00:03:51,289 Oh, really? 70 00:03:51,290 --> 00:03:52,290 Oh, yes. 71 00:03:52,410 --> 00:03:55,630 I've been having a wonderful time. 72 00:03:58,010 --> 00:03:59,430 Oh, Brett. 73 00:04:01,910 --> 00:04:04,510 I haven't eaten since he left. 74 00:04:04,970 --> 00:04:06,010 Oh, really? 75 00:04:06,590 --> 00:04:10,990 Gee, you sure must miss him. I do not. He didn't leave me any money, the big 76 00:04:10,990 --> 00:04:11,990 fat... 77 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:17,899 away, dear. Good. 78 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:20,839 Oh, four places. Is someone else coming? 79 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:25,800 Well, I didn't tell you, Ethel, but I've invited a fascinating man for you. He's 80 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:26,800 a real dream. 81 00:04:26,980 --> 00:04:31,480 Oh, Lucy, you shouldn't have done that. After all, I'm still a married woman. 82 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:33,440 What's he like? 83 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,220 I'm not going to tell you. I want you to be surprised. 84 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:38,759 She will be. 85 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:41,460 Oh, this is exciting. I better go powder my nose. 86 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:45,000 He's a real dream, huh? Uh -huh. 87 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:47,120 Can I put on some of your good perfume? Sure. 88 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:54,140 Well, you really cooked one up this time. Now, don't worry. Everything's 89 00:04:54,140 --> 00:04:57,280 to be all right. You know what'll happen? Yeah, they'll kill each other 90 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:58,280 front of our eyes. 91 00:04:59,780 --> 00:05:00,880 They will not. 92 00:05:02,740 --> 00:05:04,560 That must be the other lovebird now. 93 00:05:06,900 --> 00:05:10,880 Hi, Rick. Hello, Fred. How are you? Here. I'm glad to see you. We sure miss 94 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:11,479 in here. 95 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:12,500 How's everything down at the Y? 96 00:05:12,740 --> 00:05:13,740 Oh, fine. 97 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,420 Hi, Lucy. Hi, Fred. 98 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:18,460 I brought you something. Oh, thank you. You're welcome. 99 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:21,760 I was going to call up and say hello, but I've really been having a time. 100 00:05:21,980 --> 00:05:24,860 Really? Yeah. You've really been living it up, huh? Have I? 101 00:05:25,140 --> 00:05:26,800 Rick, I'm a free man again. 102 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:29,400 You wouldn't believe the things I've been doing. 103 00:05:29,660 --> 00:05:32,420 What have you been doing? Everything I did before I was married. 104 00:05:32,660 --> 00:05:33,539 No kidding? 105 00:05:33,540 --> 00:05:35,420 Yeah. Handball, basketball. 106 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:46,200 I've been living on peanut butter sandwiches. 107 00:05:47,140 --> 00:05:48,660 Oh, you expecting somebody else? 108 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:51,340 Well, um, yes, Fred. 109 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:57,160 I took the liberty of inviting a nice young lady to be your dinner companion. 110 00:05:57,560 --> 00:05:58,560 A young lady? 111 00:05:58,680 --> 00:05:59,900 Yeah, a cute young chick. 112 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,160 Oh. 113 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:04,340 Well, bring her on. 114 00:06:06,020 --> 00:06:07,140 Young chick, huh? 115 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:08,640 Uh -huh. Am I ready? 116 00:06:20,590 --> 00:06:21,590 you doing here? 117 00:06:22,350 --> 00:06:23,670 What are you doing here? 118 00:06:24,590 --> 00:06:26,590 Lucy, is that my date? 119 00:06:28,090 --> 00:06:29,930 He's no dream. He's a nightmare. 120 00:06:32,310 --> 00:06:34,590 Is that your idea of a cute young chick? 121 00:06:36,070 --> 00:06:37,790 You'll never shop for my poultry. 122 00:06:40,910 --> 00:06:44,770 Ah, now, come on. As long as we're all here, why don't we all sit down and eat? 123 00:06:44,850 --> 00:06:48,490 Yeah, come on, Ethel. No, thanks. I just lost my appetite. 124 00:06:48,850 --> 00:06:49,719 Me too. 125 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:50,900 I'm leaving. Where's my coat? 126 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:52,760 Where's my coat? 127 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,600 Well, all right, Ricky. 128 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:56,160 Get their coats. 129 00:06:56,460 --> 00:06:57,460 Okay. 130 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:07,700 Here you are, Fred. Oh, thanks. 131 00:07:08,980 --> 00:07:09,980 Here you are, Ethel. 132 00:07:10,060 --> 00:07:11,060 Thank you. 133 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:26,170 Well, as long as she's leaving, I guess I could stay and help you eat that food. 134 00:07:31,870 --> 00:07:36,390 You're not letting him stay and do you out of this beautiful roast beef, are 135 00:07:36,390 --> 00:07:37,390 you, Ethel? 136 00:07:37,550 --> 00:07:38,550 No, 137 00:07:38,710 --> 00:07:41,250 why should I? Give me that coat. 138 00:07:42,550 --> 00:07:44,230 Fred, you sit over here by me. 139 00:07:44,850 --> 00:07:45,850 Well, thanks. 140 00:07:47,330 --> 00:07:49,970 You two don't mind sharing the piano bench, do you? 141 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:31,960 and hot, too. 142 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:35,400 No potatoes, Ricky? 143 00:08:35,659 --> 00:08:36,960 No, I'm strictly a meat man. 144 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:38,500 What's the matter with you, Fred? 145 00:08:38,700 --> 00:08:40,260 Thank you, Lucy. Thank you. Okay. 146 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:42,340 String beans? If it weren't for you, I wouldn't get anything. 147 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:44,500 Oh, 148 00:08:44,740 --> 00:08:45,740 here you are, Ethel. 149 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:47,040 Thank you. 150 00:08:49,260 --> 00:08:53,520 Want some gravy, Ricky? Yeah, it's the best. On your meat? Yeah, on the meat. I 151 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:54,580 love gravy. That's it. 152 00:08:55,220 --> 00:08:56,220 I love gravy. 153 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:57,440 Yeah? 154 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:10,690 There, now has everybody got everything? 155 00:09:11,030 --> 00:09:12,009 Yeah. 156 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:13,010 So? 157 00:09:13,870 --> 00:09:15,270 It sure looks good. 158 00:09:16,310 --> 00:09:17,750 I've never been so hungry. 159 00:09:25,590 --> 00:09:26,590 Oh! 160 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:34,050 Ethel, what happened? She pushed me off the bench. That's what happened. 161 00:09:34,270 --> 00:09:38,950 I did not. She fell off. Oh, that does it. Roast beef or no roast beef, I'm 162 00:09:38,950 --> 00:09:39,950 leaving. 163 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,500 Ethel, please. 164 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:46,780 Ricky, I guess this was a bad idea of mine. 165 00:09:47,180 --> 00:09:48,180 Let's get their coats. 166 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:49,380 All right. 167 00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:58,120 Here you are, Fred. 168 00:09:58,680 --> 00:09:59,680 Thanks. 169 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:01,260 Here you are, Ethel. 170 00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:02,620 Thanks. 171 00:10:14,350 --> 00:10:15,109 out of here. 172 00:10:15,110 --> 00:10:19,230 I'm tired of this coat. Not until you kiss and make up. I'll never speak to 173 00:10:19,230 --> 00:10:20,970 again after the things he said to me. 174 00:10:21,290 --> 00:10:22,990 What about the things you said to me? 175 00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:25,210 She said my mother looks like a weasel. 176 00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:29,430 Apologize, Ethel. No. 177 00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:32,090 Oh, come on, Ethel. Tell him you're sorry. 178 00:10:32,950 --> 00:10:36,090 Well, I'm sorry your mother looks like a weasel. 179 00:10:48,140 --> 00:10:49,140 Were those the best? 180 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:53,860 All right, all right. Now you're even. 181 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:56,500 Now, what are your terms for making up, Ethel? 182 00:10:57,040 --> 00:11:00,840 Well, let him apologize. He started it. I did not. 183 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:03,380 You did, too, start it. I did not. I never started it. 184 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:06,660 All right, all right. It doesn't matter who started it. What matters is how it 185 00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:08,320 got started. What was it all about? 186 00:11:09,540 --> 00:11:15,740 Well... Uh... I was, uh... Uh... 187 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:27,060 Well, it wasn't how it started. 188 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:29,060 It was the things we said afterward. 189 00:11:30,260 --> 00:11:31,460 I'm sorry, Fred. 190 00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:33,560 I apologize, honey bun. 191 00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:35,300 Sweetie pie. 192 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,000 Baby doll. 193 00:11:37,980 --> 00:11:39,220 Sugar lips. 194 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:44,720 You know, this is pretty sickening. 195 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:49,060 I liked them better when they were mad. 196 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:03,400 They sure are, Hein. 197 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,380 When's the last time we had a fight, Ricky? 198 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:07,980 Gosh, I don't remember, dear. Neither do I. 199 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:11,340 See, why don't you two be like us? That's a good idea. 200 00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:14,280 I'll dye my hair red and Fred can speak with an accent. 201 00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:18,580 Well, if I remember correctly, you two had your spats. 202 00:12:19,140 --> 00:12:22,840 Well... Ricky only got to go to the fights with me last month because you 203 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:23,840 weren't speaking to each other. 204 00:12:24,140 --> 00:12:25,140 Oh, yeah. 205 00:12:25,740 --> 00:12:27,240 But it didn't last long. 206 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,480 No, I gave in and put an end to it. 207 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,470 Yeah, you want some more gravy, Ethel? 208 00:12:32,530 --> 00:12:36,270 What'd you say, Ricky? You put an end to it. I was the one who gave in. 209 00:12:36,950 --> 00:12:40,590 Oh, pardon me, honey, but I was the one that called the whole thing off, 210 00:12:40,650 --> 00:12:41,650 remember? 211 00:12:41,890 --> 00:12:45,430 You, why, I went all the way down to your club to apologize, remember? 212 00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:50,410 Well, honey, that was after you went down all the way to the club and 213 00:12:50,410 --> 00:12:53,930 apologized, after I sent you a dozen roses with a car saying that I was 214 00:12:54,050 --> 00:12:55,050 remember? 215 00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:56,650 Before, darling. 216 00:12:58,050 --> 00:12:59,050 After, baby. 217 00:13:00,209 --> 00:13:01,370 Before, dear. 218 00:13:02,010 --> 00:13:03,190 After, sweetheart. 219 00:13:04,590 --> 00:13:06,330 Before. After. 220 00:13:06,650 --> 00:13:07,650 Before. 221 00:13:08,850 --> 00:13:09,930 It's your serve. 222 00:13:15,390 --> 00:13:16,390 After. 223 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:22,550 I remember how tough it was to ride that car saying that I was wrong when I was 224 00:13:22,550 --> 00:13:24,830 right. Oh, you thought that you were right. 225 00:13:25,170 --> 00:13:26,570 I certainly didn't. 226 00:13:39,460 --> 00:13:40,460 Oh, 227 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:41,600 yeah! Yeah! 228 00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:46,520 Oh, now, Ricky, take it easy. She can't talk to me that way. But she's excited. 229 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:47,719 That's no excuse. 230 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:48,720 That's plenty excuse. 231 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,040 And don't you make fun of my English. 232 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:54,880 That's English. 233 00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:03,600 How dare you say that to me. 234 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,980 What did I say? I don't know, but how dare... 235 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,300 gives in first in this family. 236 00:14:15,580 --> 00:14:20,300 And whenever 237 00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:25,040 you're ready to call me and apologize, you can call me down at the club. 238 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,040 Don't hold your breath. 239 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,600 Fred. 240 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:33,220 Fred, we'd better go. 241 00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:34,700 No, no, no. 242 00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:36,140 Don't go. 243 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:37,420 We'll just finish our dinner. 244 00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:40,660 Certainly not going to let him spoil the dinner for us. 245 00:14:41,710 --> 00:14:43,590 This meat is cooked just the way I like it. 246 00:14:44,210 --> 00:14:45,210 Nice and... 247 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,040 You've been crying. 248 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:23,280 I have not. 249 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,800 A rabbit should have such pink eyes. 250 00:15:27,180 --> 00:15:28,360 I'm getting a cold. 251 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,600 Oh. 252 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:32,460 I gather Ricky didn't come home last night. 253 00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:35,780 You mean that funny -looking Cuban that used to hang around here? 254 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:40,060 Yeah, that's the guy I had reference to. 255 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,360 No, he didn't come home last night and he didn't call this morning. 256 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:47,120 Not that it makes any difference to me. 257 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,680 It doesn't matter to old, indifferent you. 258 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,380 Why don't you call him up and tell him you're sorry? 259 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,640 What? Swallow my pride? 260 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,240 Call him up and go crawling back to him? Ha! 261 00:15:59,660 --> 00:16:02,180 Well? Besides, the line was busy. 262 00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:06,220 I thought so. 263 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:10,980 Call him up again. I will not. Why not? I called him once. Now it's his turn. 264 00:16:11,540 --> 00:16:13,240 What if he never calls you? 265 00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:15,360 Then we'll just never see each other again. 266 00:16:15,780 --> 00:16:17,360 Oh, we can't have that. 267 00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:20,570 Now, let's see. 268 00:16:21,570 --> 00:16:25,230 I could invite you both to dinner without telling the other, but that's 269 00:16:25,230 --> 00:16:26,230 done a lot lately. 270 00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:27,450 Yeah. 271 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,550 That's a pretty stale bit. 272 00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:31,230 I know. 273 00:16:31,270 --> 00:16:33,010 We'll use the old sympathy routine. 274 00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:34,470 Sympathy routine? 275 00:16:34,730 --> 00:16:38,770 Yeah. You know how families are. No matter what differences they've had, 276 00:16:38,770 --> 00:16:42,950 always unite in cases of sickness, accident, and terrible tragedy. 277 00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:44,450 What are you talking about? 278 00:16:45,050 --> 00:16:48,070 I'll call up Ricky and tell him you've been run over by a bus. 279 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,680 Oh, we'll only pretend. 280 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,400 Oh. 281 00:16:56,620 --> 00:17:00,440 I'll wrap you all up in bandages, and then I'll call him up and tell him 282 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:02,760 had a terrible accident. That'll bring him back. 283 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:04,320 Well, it might work. 284 00:17:04,579 --> 00:17:05,579 It can't miss. 285 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:09,220 Have you got plenty of adhesive tape and bandages in the house? Well, that all 286 00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:10,460 depends. On what? 287 00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:13,040 On what kind of a bus I get hit by, local or express. 288 00:17:41,789 --> 00:17:44,770 You like the peanut butter sandwiches they serve here, Rick? 289 00:17:46,890 --> 00:17:49,030 Kind of stick to the roof of your mouth, don't they? 290 00:17:57,390 --> 00:17:58,390 Yeah. 291 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,880 Oh, just give me a small grape juice. 292 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,500 It's none of my business, Rick, but this is silly. 293 00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:06,680 Why don't you break down and call Lucy? 294 00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:10,140 What? Give her the satisfaction of knowing that I gave in first? 295 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,020 Well, I was just thinking. 296 00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:13,840 Besides, the line was busy. 297 00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:18,700 Well, what do you want to do? Go through life with a sticky upper plate? 298 00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:23,080 There are other places to eat besides this drop store, you know. 299 00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:26,280 You know what I mean. I know all about this business. 300 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,120 Why don't you swallow your pride? 301 00:18:29,070 --> 00:18:30,810 I'm having enough droll with this sandwich. 302 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:37,890 If only we could think of a way to bring you two together without making you 303 00:18:37,890 --> 00:18:38,890 make up first. 304 00:18:39,710 --> 00:18:41,290 Let's give this a good think. 305 00:18:41,570 --> 00:18:42,570 Yeah. 306 00:18:52,290 --> 00:18:53,790 We're very noisy thinkers. 307 00:18:56,810 --> 00:19:00,450 If only the apartment would catch on fire and you could rush in and save 308 00:19:01,050 --> 00:19:02,230 What'd she put in there? 309 00:19:03,430 --> 00:19:05,530 No, I saw it last week on television. 310 00:19:05,830 --> 00:19:09,830 This girl couldn't stand this guy until he saved her life in a fire. 311 00:19:10,070 --> 00:19:12,070 Then she was so grateful she married him. 312 00:19:12,490 --> 00:19:16,350 Well, thanks, Fred. That's a swell idea, but I hardly think that I would set 313 00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:17,770 your apartment building on fire. 314 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:19,490 Of course. 315 00:19:20,050 --> 00:19:21,050 That's it. 316 00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:23,870 You must be daffy or heavily insured. 317 00:19:24,210 --> 00:19:25,290 Oh, you don't understand. 318 00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:28,090 We just pretend to set the apartment on fire. 319 00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:30,850 How do you pretend to have a fire? It's easy. 320 00:19:36,430 --> 00:19:43,290 Is that strap tight 321 00:19:43,290 --> 00:19:44,750 enough, Lucy? I guess so. 322 00:19:44,970 --> 00:19:46,410 How about this? A little tighter. 323 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:47,850 How's that? Okay. 324 00:19:48,330 --> 00:19:49,410 Comfortable? Yeah. 325 00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:51,590 Now, put your arm in this sling. Oh. 326 00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:54,670 There. 327 00:19:55,910 --> 00:19:57,650 Okay. That's great. You look fine. 328 00:19:58,370 --> 00:20:00,510 I hope you got the number of the bus that hit me. 329 00:20:02,770 --> 00:20:06,370 You know, you look like you really were hit and dragged nine blocks. 330 00:20:07,370 --> 00:20:08,430 Come on now, get in bed. 331 00:20:27,050 --> 00:20:28,090 Want another pillow? Yeah. 332 00:20:29,550 --> 00:20:30,550 Oh. 333 00:20:31,650 --> 00:20:32,529 How's that? 334 00:20:32,530 --> 00:20:36,850 Okay. Oh, I got a knit. There. Right under my arm. Right back there. Right 335 00:20:36,850 --> 00:20:39,830 there. To the right. To the right. Over. Over. Up. 336 00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,030 Oh. 337 00:20:41,390 --> 00:20:48,190 I got to go before 338 00:20:48,190 --> 00:20:52,470 Ricky gets home. Oh, are you sure he's coming, Ethel? I called the club and 339 00:20:52,470 --> 00:20:55,150 said he was out, but they gave him the message. Well, I hope he hurries. 340 00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:57,140 Are you okay? 341 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,860 Okay? I've been in a terrible accident. 342 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:02,640 Good luck. 343 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:23,060 She must be in the bedroom. Pull that couch out of there. Okay. Hurry up. 344 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000 Hurry up. 345 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:32,530 I got it. Go ahead. 346 00:21:35,830 --> 00:21:37,010 Think this ought to do it? Yeah. 347 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:03,680 after the whole gag was my idea, she got mad and went home to her mother. 348 00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:08,920 I Love Lucy is a Desilu production. 23939