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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,540 --> 00:00:31,540 Bye. 2 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:00,920 even sounded good. 3 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:02,099 Thank you. 4 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:05,080 You know, a little more practice and we could do singing commercials for 5 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:06,080 television. 6 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:09,060 Gee, Ethel, you certainly play the piano wonderfully. 7 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:10,700 Oh, thanks, Lucy. 8 00:01:10,940 --> 00:01:13,880 Hey, how about Sweet Sue? Yeah, that has a nice harmony. 9 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:19,080 Wait a minute, Ethel. It's 2 o 'clock in the morning. 10 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:22,840 Well, what about it, honey? Yeah, yeah, 2 o 'clock's a perfect time for Sweet 11 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:26,500 Sue. Yeah, I mean, it's a little late. Won't the other tenants complain? 12 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 About what? 13 00:01:31,820 --> 00:01:33,800 We're not making noise. We're making music. 14 00:01:34,140 --> 00:01:36,620 Yeah. Let them phone the landlord. I'm not home. 15 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:40,820 I always forget to hear the landlord. 16 00:01:41,660 --> 00:01:45,740 Come on. Besides, what's wrong with good friends harmonizing a little? That's 17 00:01:45,740 --> 00:01:47,620 what the world needs more of. You're right. 18 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:50,860 Oh, it's so wonderful to have landlords like you two. 19 00:01:51,180 --> 00:01:56,040 What a break for us to have tenants like you two. Well, okay, okay, sweet suit. 20 00:01:56,160 --> 00:02:00,980 Look at this place, Lucy. You've taken such... Good care of it. We could rent 21 00:02:00,980 --> 00:02:02,660 tomorrow and not have to change a thing. 22 00:02:02,860 --> 00:02:04,700 Okay, okay, sweet Sue. 23 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:10,180 You know why, Ethel? It was in such wonderful condition when we moved in. 24 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:12,020 Well, all right, all right, I guess. Now, sweet Sue. 25 00:02:13,860 --> 00:02:16,160 You're the nicest tenant I ever had. 26 00:02:16,780 --> 00:02:21,120 And you're certainly the nicest landlady I've ever had. Man, this is the most 27 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,360 sickening conversation I've ever heard. 28 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:25,320 You're so right. 29 00:03:56,780 --> 00:04:02,100 that you and i and fred and ethel are fated to go through life together hey 30 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:08,880 ethel left her rings here oh yeah you know honey she's absolutely right people 31 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:14,720 ought to do more singing in this world that's right honey yes sir they sure 32 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:21,180 should sing everybody sweet shoe every star above 33 00:04:21,180 --> 00:04:22,420 knows 34 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:04,220 Oh, no, honey, it couldn't be. No, I guess not. 35 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:54,180 with Ethel. She must have walked downstairs too fast and gotten the 36 00:05:56,420 --> 00:05:59,900 What? Well, she's a little grumpy because we're making noise. 37 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:03,180 Well, I thought she was coming. Well, so did I. She'll be over it in the 38 00:06:03,180 --> 00:06:04,760 morning. Come on, honey. Let's go to bed. All right. 39 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:06,040 Don't cry. 40 00:06:07,540 --> 00:06:08,540 94, 41 00:06:08,740 --> 00:06:09,740 95, 42 00:06:10,540 --> 00:06:16,400 96, 97, 98, 99, 100. 43 00:07:33,550 --> 00:07:34,830 How do you expect people to get me sleep? 44 00:07:35,250 --> 00:07:37,010 Well, I was only closing the windows. 45 00:07:37,270 --> 00:07:38,690 What, with a sledgehammer? 46 00:07:40,310 --> 00:07:41,530 Now, listen, Fred. 47 00:07:41,890 --> 00:07:43,450 Listen, my foot. 48 00:07:43,790 --> 00:07:45,890 Now, let's have it quiet up there. 49 00:07:49,310 --> 00:07:51,610 How do you like that? 50 00:07:52,850 --> 00:07:55,170 Let's have it quiet up there, he says. 51 00:07:55,790 --> 00:07:58,090 Some lousy landlord they are. 52 00:08:08,410 --> 00:08:09,410 Good night, honey. 53 00:08:55,020 --> 00:08:56,600 Somebody should get up and fix it. 54 00:08:58,140 --> 00:08:59,140 Yes. 55 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:00,440 Somebody should. 56 00:09:02,380 --> 00:09:03,380 Well? 57 00:09:03,860 --> 00:09:04,860 Well? 58 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:07,880 This isn't getting us any place. 59 00:09:09,220 --> 00:09:11,100 We'll both get up and fix it. Wow. 60 00:09:12,180 --> 00:09:15,740 That's the only fair way. When I count to three, we'll both jump out of bed. 61 00:09:15,980 --> 00:09:16,599 All right. 62 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:17,439 You ready? 63 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:18,440 Ready. Okay. 64 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:19,880 One. 65 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:40,540 As far as I'm concerned, that shower can drip all night. I just don't care. I 66 00:09:40,540 --> 00:09:43,360 won't pay any attention to it. All right, neither will I. All right. 67 00:11:56,140 --> 00:11:57,140 That movement. 68 00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:47,580 I left my diamond rings on your piano last night. 69 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:51,780 Yes, you did, Mrs. Mertz. I'd be very happy to get them for you. Oh, don't 70 00:12:51,780 --> 00:12:53,100 bother. I'll get them. 71 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,840 If they're still there. 72 00:12:57,680 --> 00:13:01,880 I don't know why you should worry. You can always buy another box of Cracker 73 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:02,880 Jack. 74 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:09,000 I'll have you know these are real diamonds. 75 00:13:09,940 --> 00:13:10,940 Ha! 76 00:13:12,980 --> 00:13:14,040 Mrs. Ricardo. 77 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:18,500 Would you be so kind as to inform me just when we are to be deprived of your 78 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:19,620 charming company? 79 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,600 Very shortly. Good. 80 00:13:21,860 --> 00:13:22,860 Thank you. 81 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,300 My, it'll certainly be nice getting away from such disagreeable people. 82 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:28,660 It certainly will. 83 00:13:31,580 --> 00:13:35,500 Would you like to give me the check for the next five months' rent now? 84 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,280 Of course. I'd be delighted. 85 00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:40,300 What do you mean, the next five months' rent? 86 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:43,120 Well, if you're leaving, you have to pay off your lease. 87 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:44,480 Our lease? 88 00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:49,500 Yes, don't you remember? You begged me on bended knee to give you a lease, just 89 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:54,280 so that no one else could have this fantastically inexpensive, lovely 90 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:58,400 Oh, you mean that one -sided, unfair, binding contract? 91 00:14:15,130 --> 00:14:16,130 we fumigate. 92 00:14:19,570 --> 00:14:22,350 You can leave the check in my mailbox. 93 00:14:25,850 --> 00:14:26,850 Honey, 94 00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:28,590 I don't seem to be able to... Oh, shut up! 95 00:14:31,010 --> 00:14:34,130 What's the matter with you? Oh, I'm sorry. Ethel was just up here and she 96 00:14:34,130 --> 00:14:35,130 me so darn mad. 97 00:14:35,730 --> 00:14:38,930 What now? She says they're going to hold us to our lease. We have to give them 98 00:14:38,930 --> 00:14:40,610 five months' rent before we can leave. 99 00:14:41,150 --> 00:14:42,510 I guess we're stuck here. 100 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:47,240 Well, now, that all depends. 101 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,160 On what? 102 00:14:49,420 --> 00:14:52,020 On whether we can break the laser net. 103 00:14:52,340 --> 00:14:53,680 Do you think we can? 104 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:56,440 Could be. 105 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,280 What's on your mind? 106 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:05,900 We are going to become the two most unpleasant, disagreeable, nasty people 107 00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:06,900 the whole world. 108 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,120 But how? 109 00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:09,900 We'll force ourselves. 110 00:15:11,420 --> 00:15:15,130 How? Boy, let's see now. What can we think of that'll make them kick us out? 111 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,119 at least yet. Now, remember, when you come home tonight, make a lot of noise. 112 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,880 Oh, that reminds me. I won't be home till late tonight, honey. Why? 113 00:17:20,119 --> 00:17:22,619 Well, we have to rehearse for a couple of hours after the club closes. 114 00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:25,540 Ricky, why don't you have the rehearsal here? 115 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:29,780 Honey, are you crazy? I got a 16 -piece band. I'll blow the roof off the joint. 116 00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:33,200 Well, doesn't look like rain. 117 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:36,920 I'll do it. 118 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:05,120 Fred and Ethel are enjoying it. Well, they have a lot of courage. I haven't 119 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,500 heard a peep out of them. Oh, boy, this is swell. 120 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:14,300 Honey, what are all these people? I don't know, but the more, the noisier. 121 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:19,700 All right, we'll dedicate the next number to Fred and Ethel Mertz. Hey! All 122 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:23,580 right. Fred and Ethel Mertz? Yes, our lovely landlord. They won't hear this. 123 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,660 They're still down in the street. Down in the street? 124 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:29,520 Yes, they have a big sign that says jam session tonight. Ricky Ricardo in 125 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,940 person. And they're selling tickets. 126 00:19:31,180 --> 00:19:32,180 Oh, no! 127 00:19:41,350 --> 00:19:42,029 Hold outside. 128 00:19:42,030 --> 00:19:46,210 Oh. They sold us the last ticket. Oh, they're back in their apartment, are 129 00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:50,610 Well, we'll dedicate the next number to Fred and Ethel Mertz. An old Cuban folk 130 00:19:50,610 --> 00:19:53,110 dance called El Breco the Liso. 131 00:19:55,330 --> 00:19:59,510 El Breco the Liso? Yes. How does this old Cuban folk dance go? 132 00:21:43,660 --> 00:21:46,760 good to get out of this joint, won't it? Yeah. Did you tell Ethel we were moving 133 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,260 today? Well, I haven't seen her since she brought up the lease. 134 00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:52,200 I mailed her a note telling her to come up and get the keys today. 135 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:54,720 What shall I do about this? 136 00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:55,940 What is it? 137 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:59,460 It's a picture of us and Fred and Ethel taking an Atlantic Cedar last summer. 138 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:00,880 Oh. 139 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,540 We sure had a lot of fun there, didn't we? 140 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,240 Yeah. 141 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:08,200 What shall I do? Throw it away? Oh, no. No, I better pack it. 142 00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:12,580 Huh? Well, we can always cut them out with the scissors. 143 00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:17,060 Where are all these things at? 144 00:22:17,340 --> 00:22:20,600 Oh, there's some things I borrowed from Ethel. She has a lot of my things, too, 145 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:21,680 if she hasn't sold them. 146 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,860 You know, I got a lot of tools that belong to Fred. 147 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,440 Some of them we bought together. 148 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,420 What shall I do with those? 149 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:31,680 I don't know. 150 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:35,340 Gee, it's amazing we could have been such good friends with a couple of 151 00:22:35,340 --> 00:22:36,980 stinkers. Yeah. 152 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,100 We sure had a lot of fun in the last nine years. 153 00:22:40,780 --> 00:22:42,580 Until they show their true colors. 154 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,280 Yeah. 155 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,920 Well, I just... shows you how sneaky they are. 156 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:50,860 Here, honey, you want some paper for that? 157 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:27,030 These are yours, I guess. 158 00:23:27,750 --> 00:23:28,750 Thanks. 159 00:23:30,270 --> 00:23:33,250 Here's some things of yours that somehow got into my apartment. 160 00:23:34,490 --> 00:23:35,490 Thanks. 161 00:23:36,190 --> 00:23:39,290 There's some of your things that I managed to get hold of. 162 00:23:42,230 --> 00:23:44,510 It's all there. You can count it if you like. 163 00:23:45,150 --> 00:23:47,830 Oh, well, that won't be necessary, Mrs. Mertz. 164 00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:50,470 I trust you. 165 00:24:06,990 --> 00:24:08,390 It doesn't matter to me, you know. 166 00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:14,010 But for some crazy reason or other, I think Lucy wants to stay. 167 00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:15,830 Don't you, Lucy? 168 00:24:16,570 --> 00:24:17,570 Well, 169 00:24:19,550 --> 00:24:23,530 it doesn't matter to me either, but it's up to Ethel. What do you say, honey? 170 00:24:37,390 --> 00:24:38,390 said. 171 00:24:38,990 --> 00:24:40,950 I guess we're staying, eh? Yeah. 172 00:24:42,330 --> 00:24:46,730 Only this time I want a long lease so that we don't ever get kicked out. 173 00:24:48,710 --> 00:24:50,350 Well... Fred. 174 00:24:52,830 --> 00:24:56,030 Well, what do you know? I just happen to have a new lease already made out. 175 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,000 I Love Lucy is a Desilu production. 13184