All language subtitles for Head Case s01e08 Its All Goode

And action, Myron.

Hi.

I'm Dr. Myron Finkelstein. I'm a shrink.
I can help you.

Everybody's got problems. That was
excellent, Myron. Just a bit more energy

time. Come on, we'll do another one.
Come on. Are you sure you know what

doing with this sweater? Of course I
know what I'm doing. People coming to me

for help? I am a stylist and a
filmmaker.

In you go.

How are we doing for sound?

He says you're doing fine. Just speak up
a bit louder, okay?

This is fantastic, Doctor.

It's completely full.

You've got Roger Pearson at 9, Carol
Carpenter at 11, and then Ray Dallas at

.15.

Dr. Finkelstein, this might just be our
busiest day ever.

Yeah, I knew it was going to happen.
Eventually, somebody had to talk about

work I was doing.

Fantastic. Do you think it might be
anything to do with the commercial?

Absolutely. That helped.

The Yellow Pages. The Yellow Pages is an
investment.

I'm so happy for you. Well, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. I think it's time

for a little congratulatory hug.

Go on.

Excellent. Yes.

We should have some champagne.

Doctor's office.

Lola, hi. How are you? Hello, Doctor.
Good. I can't tell you the day I'm

Do you know that it's not even...

Cree holiday and everything is on sale.

Barney's had this sale, and I'm telling
you, it was cashmere four miles.

And jeans, and I don't usually wear
jeans because I'm more of a corduroy

I got naughty and I bought a few
different ones. Actually, you've got

Garth in here, Doctor. I don't know what
to do with him.

Oh, God. All right.

Do me a favor. Catch him through.

Okay. One moment.

Willie, I have Doctor Good for you.

Oh, um...

Okay.

Hi, Willie. How are you?

I'm fine, Dr. Good. Where are you? Yeah,
we're going to do isolation therapy

today. What do you mean, isolation?

You know how last week we did
transpersonal digression?

Yeah. Today I want to work on separation
and social anxiety disorder, and I need

you to be alone for that.

Wow. Wow.

And she will see you at 10 o 'clock on
Friday.

Thank you.

Okay, bye -bye. Bye.

Hi. Good morning. I have a 10 o 'clock
with Dr. Finkelstein.

Your name is? Roger.

Roger Pearson.

Roger Pearson. Lovely.

Very happy to see you, Mr. Pearson.

How did you hear about us? Oh, I saw
your Yellow Page ad, and then I actually

saw your commercial.

Do you know, I actually directed and
styled that commercial.

Oh. And it was effective.

Very nice. Can I get you a treat?

Now, tell me about that phone call.

I just started smoking pot.

Don't skip the beats. I need to hear
everything.

I needed money because I had lost my pot
money gambling,

which was my allowance.

I know last time when you were crying
and you were telling me about the boys

that used to beat you up behind the
synagogue.

Can we go there again?

Okay. I want you to get comfortable and
tell me how it felt.

Well... The worst part was that I could
never tell my grandmother what had

happened to the Amica.

And... Roger, it was great.

You're doing great, man. Thank you so
much. It was a pleasure to meet you. See

you next time. You're wonderful.

I'll see you next week. I really
appreciate it.

Bye. Bye -bye.

This is the thing.

I was always afraid of the dwarves.
Well, you know, little people in

They're a lot heavier than they look.

Uh, Willie?

Yeah? I'm gonna go.

You can stay in my office and just keep
breathing.

Dr. Go - Lola!

Doctor's office.

Okay, one moment.

Dr. Good, I've got Jeremy Berger for
you.

Catch him through.

This is Elizabeth.

Hi. Elizabeth, will you marry me? Too
forward? I'm kidding. Listen, it's

Berger from the internet dating thing.
Do you want to have lunch at the Roof

Garden? Stay 45 minutes?

Great. I can see to the office in Kane.

Oh, beautiful. I'll see you there, baby.

I'll try a thong.

You know what? You're going to find your
man.

You will find a man.

And good luck with the root.

Carol!

Yes? Dr. Finkelstein, how are you?

I don't have much time. I am getting a
seaweed mud wrap in 45 minutes.

Yeah, that'll work. Hi, dear. Would you
mind getting me a diet root beer?

Cool. Do you have any chocolate?

I have chocolate.

Oh, good.

I'll have to watch my weight. But not
today.

Come on in, Carol.

I thought you'd be a little younger.

Let's go.

Isn't it fun when you meet a new friend?

I just like people. You know, I like
talking to people, being around people.

Not so much being with them in person as
much as like talking through gadgets.

And I'm good with gadgets.

Good with my hands.

See, I'm quite the opposite. I like to
be with people. It's very hard for me to

read people.

Although I do phone sessions.

You know, if I have a client in San
Francisco. We'll phone it in. Yeah,

have a session over the phone.

Interesting. In the business, we call
phoning it in is like when an actor

up and doesn't give it his all. We say
phoning it in.

Funny. But, you know, what I think is
interesting is we balance each other

You know, because I'm not as good in
person. Are we going to date? Because I

just need to get a few things out
before.

Because I'm uncomfortable and so I need
to express that.

I don't usually sleep with somebody
until the 13th or 14th date. Okay. And I

consider a meal a date, not a walk or
shopping.

Okay. I don't have orgasms for a very
long time. That's my comfortability

That's okay. I have cellulite, so if
you're expecting a model, you're not

to find one. Okay, excellent. Good to
know. And I have a tendency to get very

jealous, so if you even flirt with
somebody, I'll put a gun to my head. All

right, well, let me put your feelings at
ease there, first of all. Okay, I know.

I'm just, you know, I like to be...
straight shooter.

Dr. Finkelstein, I've got Ray Dallas in
reception.

So, how old are you, Ray?

23. Huh? 23?

23. Yeah.

You look a little older.

So what do you want to talk about?
What's going on?

Well, I don't have much time. I've got
to be back at the golf link soon.

No kidding. Why?

Why? What do you fucking think why? I'm
a caddy, for God's sake. Don't you look

at your goddamn notes?

What's your problem, Ray? Why are you so
angry?

I'm still living at home with my mom,
man. I should be in college.

But no, I'm stuck caddying for a bunch
of fat asses. No kidding. What would you

like to study?

I only have eyes for one person when I
have eyes for someone.

Oh. I want you to know that sincerely
from the bottom of my heart. And those

eyes are like, they're just pools of
sapphires. Well, I think you're really

special. I think it's special what you
do, helping people. I mean that.

Thanks, sweetheart.

You know what else?

About the 13th or 14th date thing. Maybe
we could work like a 10 out of 13 sort

of deal. I'm kidding. Because that's
what I do as an agent. We work out

No, I understand. No, 13th or 14th date
is great for me. Hell, we could do a

full season, full order of 23, and then
get right in there. Well, if I had my

druthers, I'd probably be in a band.

Yeah, what do you play?

I play bass.

All right.

Yeah,

that's nice.

You know where I should be? I should be
in Vegas clubbing.

My dad taught me a lot that I knew. He
passed the business on to me. Oh, your

dad was an agent? Yeah, he was. Well, we
like to say representative because

agent has such a negative connotation.

His motto was always, I've got your back
and a knife in the other person's. You

know what I mean?

I know, isn't it funny? But it's true
because you really have to protect the

person that you're representing at all
costs.

I mean, when you say you're
representative, it sounds so political.

I know, and that's why we call the
United States of Talent is the name of

agency. I know, and I think that's so
smart.

Thanks, isn't it? We have a government
tie -in, you know, and people respond to

that, especially these days.

Flavor Flav.

He's got so many mistresses. He's got
that girl named Booth, and he's got New

York, and he's got Crazy.

And that fucking dude is small and ugly.
Look at me, man.

You're tall.

I'm like a pussy magnet.

Yeah.

You get a lot of that, huh? A lot of it.
They come to you. Come on. That must be

good. That must be fun. Well, you know,
you can only fuck so long a day. Yeah,

that's right. You know, four or five
times a day.

You know what? You have a lot of
ambition, and I'm happy for you. You

done?

Well, time's up.

Come on.

Oh. Okay, we'll be seeing you.

It's all good.

Yeah, you'll be all right.

Everything's going to work out for you.

I don't mean to change the subject, but
I like to know what... You know, I work

so hard. I just don't have time. Me too,
and I always bring it home.

Yeah, I have girlfriends, but no one
that I've really fallen for.

It was really great.

Roger Pearson, Carol Carpenter, Ray
fucking Dallas.

I don't know. Maybe the Yellow Pages is
not such a good idea.

I can't discount advertising, but I
mean... Well, how would you like me to

it? Bill the three of them.

Keep them coming at work. It's business.

What address do I send it to?

I'm Dr. Myron Finkelstein. I'm a shrink.
I can help you. I don't care what your

problem is. You can't sleep if you can't
eat. If you're too tired, you're too

shy. If you have sexual problems, you
can't get it up, can't get it down. Feel

like you're at the end of the rope? You
ever want to use the rope?

You're so depressed that you want to
jump off a building. Talk to me.

I'll talk you out of it or your money
back. Whatever it is, I'll help you.

the yellow page. And don't forget, bring
the voucher. I'll help you.

I'll help you.

I'll help you.

Andy, something go wrong?

I just wanted to check in because this
is my time slot.

We have a session?

Yeah. Andy, sounds like you have a lot
on your mind. I'm going to let you talk

and I'll keep quiet.

Oh man, I really do. I'm so happy.

The food here is weird.

The food here is weird. A little spicy.
I think I got a touch of that

Montezuma's Revenge. My ass is exploding
all over the place.

Hang on, hang on. I'm on the phone. I'm
doing my therapy.

You don't want me drinking.