All language subtitles for Head Case s01e07 Ladies Night

Freudian slip.

I mean, he's become part of the
vocabulary.

I can't get over the fact that, I mean,
truck drivers will say, I'm anal, but

that's Freud. He invented anal.

And I love his sexual digging into sex
and

mommy and daddy, you know.

But I have no clue.

So are you still picketing the major
cosmetic companies?

Oh, well, yeah, but, you know, the
problem is I just look like hell.

I mean, look at this.

Look at this.

And, you know, when you notice it when
you're opening up the car door and you

see it in the window, the reflection,
and it's just, I mean, I disgust myself.

That's great, Dr. Nichols. We'll call
you. Okay, thanks. Bye -bye. Bye. Bye.

Dr. Nichols, what did he want? Yes, he
wants to take you out to lunch. All

right, he wants to take me to lunch.
Well, actually, he said that you should

pick a place. Oh, I pick a place. That
means I ought to take him.

That's great news.

I think I'm on the board. Have you
stopped plucking your pubic hair?

I don't want you to repeat that to
anyone.

It's not a problem in terms of self
-mutilation to pluck the pubes, but what

happens when you eat them is that you
create a hairball.

Do you think he wants me to pay? Do you
think I should pick up the tab?

I don't think he really... Well, I mean,
did it sound like he was taking me to

lunch or he wanted me to pick, so...
Yeah, he asked me to lunch, but I was

wondering who... Many times in my field,
when somebody wants to be hairless,

they want to get back to a prenatal
state.

Well, look.

See, this is... That's my little friend.
Are you identifying with the baby?

Oh, to be held in someone's arms and...
And have nice skin?

I have nice skin with no scabs and no
gagging. Do you think Barbie exists in

nature? Oh, she's very natural.

Why don't we celebrate?

How about a drink? No. You and me, go
for a drink. No.

Dinner? No. Dinner and drinks? No.

Coffee? No.

How is your relationship with your
neighbors?

Is it better?

The one who's suing us?

For defecating on their lawn?

I had to go.

Jane, if you leave a sock with your name
tag in it... I want to go back to what

we were talking about earlier, about the
beauty fixation, and I know that you

broke all the mirrors in your house, and
that's fine. A lot of people that have

appearance deficit disorder do do that.
The important thing for you to know is

you cannot perform your own liposuction.

You need to have an anesthesia.

That pain is...

So divine.

Are you still eating your scabs?

Only when I run out of pubic hair.

Rick, what brings you to therapy today?

I've been dealing with some stuff.

Yeah? Retirement hasn't been as easy as
I thought it would be.

How tall are you?

About 6 '6". And you're single now,
right?

Yeah. Are you dating anybody now?

No. I mean, dating, yeah.

Let's talk about that.

Do you like blondes?

Blondes are good.

Are you hot?

I'm sorry, I don't know.

It's a little warm. Yeah, yeah, look at
you. We do a lot of stuff called role

-playing, okay? I try to become somebody
maybe that you have a relationship

with, and it's a way for you to say
things to somebody that you're unable to

in your real life. Who are you attracted
to? Just name somebody you're attracted

to. Mariah Carey. Mariah Carey. Yeah.
Okay, so just pretend I'm Mariah Carey.

Okay. And what do you want to say to
Mariah?

Just... Pretend I'm Mariah and we're
shooting a movie together. What do you

to say to Mariah? Well, Mariah. Anything
you want.

You're not that bad an actor. Oh.

You really are.

We're doing role play. I was just
wondering if you might be able to find

me. Go ahead, Rick.

A baseball.

Lola, while you're out there, can you
hold my call and lock the door?

Look at those hands.

Have you ever seen such hands? No.

I haven't. Okay.

All right. Thank you, Lola. That'll be
all. Lock the door. Oh, look at you.

And you're so dark.

Dr. Good?

Lola, it's Dr. Good. Listen.

Oh, hello, Dr. Good. I want you to stop
work.

What? I want you to put the answering
machine on, go home, take a shower,

because us girls are going out. Going
out?

Out! Wonderful!

Thank you for calling the offices of Dr.
Good and Dr.

Finkelstein. Please leave your message
at the...

Lola, yes.

Oh, this is Tom Sizer. I was calling
regarding Dr.

Good's availability.

I was wondering if she might be able to
kick my teeth in next Wednesday at 2

.30.

Hello?

Well, here's to experimenting with eye
makeup.

Oh, my God.

But I want to thank you so much for
everything you're doing in the office.

It's really running like a well -oiled
machine, and I think it's not so

depressed.

He's not so depressed, but still not
quite fun enough to bring out with us.

Anyway, I'm really glad it's just you
and I and it's a girl's night. Oh, it's

girl's night. Yeah.

I know you're strapped for time, so I
thought this would be a good idea. My

assistant fixed this up.

It's kind of unusual. It's a little
later than I thought it was going to be.

Park in the dark. Yes.

Oh, God, I love getting drunk. I'm
just... Oh, I was counseling so much AA

that I never did it myself, but it's
fun.

Why stop drinking?

Oh, they're pretty loud over there.

Oh, God.

Oh, here we go.

Middle -aged crisis. Got to stay home.

I'll tell you, Dr. Fink -of -Seen, I'm
thinking the board at this point.

Very persuaded by your pro bono work?
That's great.

Now, are you prepared to take on the
volume of referrals that are going to

once you're on? Yeah, volume. I'll take
families.

Entire family. I can take families. Hi,
my name is Lola Buckingham. What is it?

Lola Buckingham. Lola.

Yeah. How are you, Lola? I'm fine, thank
you. This is my boss, Dr. Elizabeth

Goode. Hi.

What kind of doctor? Is there anything I
can do to expedite this?

As a matter of fact...

We've got one curmudgeon, Tompkins, and
perhaps next week the three of us?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Someplace more traditional?

Sure. Hi.

Nice to meet you.

So, Stephen, have you ever been in
therapy?

It's actually Sean. Okay.

Have you ever been in therapy before? I
appreciate that, but no, I don't need

therapy. Thank you.

But is it funny? It's funny.

Please leave your message at the beep.

I said kick in my teeth at 2 .30. That
is a specific instruction.

Does she have any time next week to see
me? I'm losing my mind, I think.

Let's pretend I'm somebody at a bar that
you're interested in pursuing.

What would you say to me? Hi, Sean
Hayes.

I'm an attractive, single, educated, STD
-free woman.

How are you?

The kind of people that come into our
office are really the sort of people

you probably hang out with. I mean, I
probably can't say their names for my

in here, but... Is it you actually
hitting on me now? No, I'm just... Are

pretending to be somebody else? I am
your perfect person.

What do you say to them to engage them
in some kind of an intimate scenario?

Oh, um, what do you do for a living?

It was great being a boss with Michael
Mann, although he would say things

like... Well, why did you want to be an
actor?

We're going to do this here in the
restaurant?

It's hard for me to stop. I'm sure
you're acting right now.

Wow. Yeah.

I'm not. Well, have you ever thought of
having a therapy? Because if you did, we

have secret entrances out. We have a
back entrance that you could use if you

feel sort of back injured. That sounds a
little kinky, doesn't it?

Well, maybe you do need to come in.

But anyway, hi, it's Tom Sizemore.

Sean, right?

Oh, you got it right. Yes, I did. I have
another drink. You're from Alaska?

Actually, I'm from Chicago.

Oh.

Because you have an Alaskan accent.

Cheers.

I love sake.

Oh, you've got a bit blotchy, Miles.

Oh, I guess I have, huh? I think it's
fine.

Yeah? Well, as long as you don't see.
No, I mean, you know. Was your mother a

whore? Um, no, my mom. My mom wasn't a
whore. She had five kids.

That's kind of whore -y.

I guess so, huh?

Sounds kind of cakey, actually.

Lovely. I just wanted to try it.

You should warn me about that. Bye,
Curie.

Oh, don't tell me that.

I'm not saying your life is superficial.

I'm just saying that at the end of the
day, when you're in your deathbed, are

you really going to say, oh, thank God I
was in Will and Grace.

Thank God I worked with Cher. I got an
Emmy.

Ooh, did you see the guest stars during
sweeps? I mean, come on, Sean.

Yeah. Do you come here often? I will
more, you know, if you do.

You know what I say?

I say, sell your Beamer.

Sell your house in Rancho Cucamonga.

Just sell it all.

Just enough with materialism.

Enough. Well, where do I go?

You know where you go?

Right in here. I have to see her next
Wednesday at 2 .30. I have to.

Lola, please.

Thank you for calling me. Yeah, maybe,
you know, you're right. I mean,

everything you're saying is so
impactful.

I cry when I masturbate.

Wow.

That's a lot of information.

I had a celebrity patient once. Did you?
Yes, I did.

Pat Nixon's friend.

Who's Pat Nixon?

That's your time.

Okay.

Thank you.

That was really good.

Thank you.

Well, thank you for these, Jane.

I have a whole closet of stuff you've
given me. And, you know, the ointment

gave me last week is only for burn
victims, so I would use that very

But it's very good with the pain.

I understand that. How are you feeling?

Pain.

I feel lots and lots of pain. I notice
you've been injecting your hands as

I'm soaking in it. Yes.

I don't think you can tell.

Have you read Mary Shelley's
Frankenstein?

I don't think so.

Oh, Jane, you look gorgeous.

I'm having a good day.

There we go.

Just put a file, Jane.