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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:14,940 Excuse me. What time is your appointment? 2 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:19,440 Um... But that's good. 3 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:20,960 11 o 'clock? Yeah. 4 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:22,240 Yeah, 11 o 'clock. 5 00:00:22,700 --> 00:00:23,679 Mine too. 6 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:26,580 What do you mean you double -booked? Tracy, I'm not a double -booker. 7 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:29,900 This is why I gave you a leather binder. I had to get something interesting. I 8 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:32,340 ran into something like a well -oiled mistake. How many times do I have to 9 00:00:32,340 --> 00:00:34,620 you to write in a bumper sticker? No size more ever. 10 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:37,580 I baked these myself. 11 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:38,840 I made them on muffins. 12 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:40,980 Here's what you think. You baked that yourself? 13 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:44,480 I don't care how many times he calls. Don't book him. And then you double book 14 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:47,420 him with Tracy Lourdes. Tracy Lourdes coming to talk to me. Don't you know how 15 00:00:47,420 --> 00:00:54,020 crazy she is? Soft and wet and creamy and kind of messy, too. 16 00:00:54,460 --> 00:00:55,460 Amazing. 17 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,920 Like a beautiful disaster. 18 00:00:59,140 --> 00:01:00,400 All different. They're all crazy. 19 00:01:01,180 --> 00:01:04,040 Don't put him in the book. And then we double book Tracy Lourdes. 20 00:01:04,420 --> 00:01:08,700 I'm free. 21 00:01:10,740 --> 00:01:13,400 I could help you out. You've got two people. You're double booked. I'm good, 22 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:15,580 thank you. I'll take the girl. Take the girl off your hands. You can have the 23 00:01:15,580 --> 00:01:18,080 guy. The guy, they're going to back up the wagon for that guy. 24 00:01:18,300 --> 00:01:19,179 The guy scares me. 25 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:20,480 Yeah, he's going to be in a jacket. 26 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:23,040 No talking to him. I'm not talking to him. 27 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:26,300 The girl, I'll talk to her. You can't have the girl. Well, you're double 28 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:27,360 What are you going to do? 29 00:01:29,180 --> 00:01:31,120 Okay, I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. 30 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:33,100 4. 31 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:35,800 I'll get the number. 32 00:01:54,350 --> 00:01:57,650 So, Tom, I just have to ask you a question I ask all my patients at the 33 00:01:57,650 --> 00:01:59,610 beginning. Are you packing heat? 34 00:02:00,150 --> 00:02:01,150 Do you have any? 35 00:02:01,350 --> 00:02:02,610 I ask all my patients. 36 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:08,690 I'm just a little nervous because... Please, let's stop for a second. 37 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:17,330 I'm a nice person, okay? I know. A much nicer person than you really could 38 00:02:17,330 --> 00:02:18,330 ever know. 39 00:02:18,370 --> 00:02:22,890 And I want you to feel that this is a safe haven and a clean place. You are... 40 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:24,200 In a fetal position. 41 00:02:24,420 --> 00:02:30,420 No, it's not funny. I'm not a psychiatrist. I'm an actor. But I do 42 00:02:30,420 --> 00:02:32,460 behavior. It's similar. You seem shaken. 43 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:36,480 And I haven't even hit you yet. Oh. I'm sorry she couldn't take you today, but 44 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:37,980 she was, I don't know where it was. 45 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:39,359 How are you feeling? 46 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:40,680 No biggie. Just a piece of lint. 47 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:41,900 There. 48 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:43,900 Well, thank you very much. 49 00:02:44,140 --> 00:02:46,180 So you're wearing pink. Things have to be good. 50 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:49,600 It's a happy color. 51 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:52,080 That's strange. 52 00:02:52,090 --> 00:02:56,210 I mean, I didn't think of it that way. It was clean. 53 00:02:57,910 --> 00:02:58,769 What's the matter? 54 00:02:58,770 --> 00:02:59,770 I'm so hot. 55 00:02:59,810 --> 00:03:00,810 Here, want me to fan you? 56 00:03:01,330 --> 00:03:04,390 Yeah, it's very hot in here. I think the air conditioning broke down. I'm sorry. 57 00:03:05,550 --> 00:03:07,930 So I never got Tracy, right? 58 00:03:08,810 --> 00:03:10,810 Tom, have you ever worked with flashcards before? 59 00:03:11,990 --> 00:03:16,490 You mean like... I'm going to show you images. 60 00:03:18,190 --> 00:03:20,470 And I want you to just say the first thing that comes to your mind. 61 00:03:20,770 --> 00:03:22,030 Don't self -edit at all. 62 00:03:24,750 --> 00:03:26,050 Chickens. Chickens. Mooses. 63 00:03:26,590 --> 00:03:27,590 Roosters. Cocks. 64 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:28,790 Cocks. 65 00:03:29,950 --> 00:03:30,950 Violence. 66 00:03:31,730 --> 00:03:32,730 Violence. 67 00:03:34,410 --> 00:03:35,410 Mom. 68 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,510 Would you, like, blow on my legs? 69 00:03:37,870 --> 00:03:39,090 Sure. Thank you. 70 00:03:39,430 --> 00:03:40,430 Are your legs hot? 71 00:03:40,830 --> 00:03:41,830 I feel heat. 72 00:03:42,070 --> 00:03:46,050 Yeah. I never did find out why you're here. 73 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:51,900 Well, what you do which one of these that it would be you if you had to pick 74 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:56,100 of these I Don't know none of them. You don't respond to any of them 75 00:03:56,100 --> 00:04:02,100 Which one would you rather don't want to do that ever again? 76 00:04:02,420 --> 00:04:03,460 Have you done this before? 77 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:07,440 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, how many times one? Yeah, and that's funny. 78 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:13,220 Oh Is that good? Yeah debate do I bake? 79 00:04:14,709 --> 00:04:15,709 Uh, no. 80 00:04:15,790 --> 00:04:18,930 No, I, you know, once in a while I'll do some cooking. Do you like ladies' 81 00:04:19,029 --> 00:04:21,730 shoes? I almost burned down a kitchen. Do I like ladies' shoes? Yeah, very fond 82 00:04:21,730 --> 00:04:23,050 of ladies' shoes. Very nice. 83 00:04:23,310 --> 00:04:25,690 They're lovely. If I reached over and I took them like that. 84 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:27,570 Hmm. 85 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:34,570 But don't people confuse you with some of the roles you play? People are 86 00:04:34,570 --> 00:04:35,570 and stupid. 87 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:38,360 You have to remember that most people are overworked bureaucrats doing things 88 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:39,380 they don't like doing. 89 00:04:39,620 --> 00:04:42,380 If you don't like what you do, you don't like, whatever, fuck it, I don't care. 90 00:04:42,980 --> 00:04:45,440 But you've done, like, war movies, right? 91 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:46,720 Fuck war movies. 92 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:48,500 Oh. They're fake bullets. 93 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:50,480 Nobody gets killed in them. It's pretend. 94 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:53,560 Yes, but you're a tough guy. 95 00:04:53,820 --> 00:04:55,320 You're a psychiatrist. You don't know that they're pretend. 96 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,300 I do know how to pretend. It's called pretend. It's cowboys and indies on a 97 00:04:58,300 --> 00:05:01,480 budget. Do you want to take my shoes off? I'm starting to take the shoe off. 98 00:05:01,740 --> 00:05:02,740 Yeah. 99 00:05:03,980 --> 00:05:05,060 You're a devil, aren't you? 100 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:08,620 You like to play, don't you? Do you find that a lot of the guys that play tough 101 00:05:08,620 --> 00:05:09,620 are really tough? 102 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:11,640 I don't know. I don't think about it that much. 103 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,360 What do you think about, Tom? 104 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:18,440 Do you like doing that? Uh -huh. Maybe I should tie you up with your tie. 105 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,680 I want you just to some relief and tension. Look, stop it. 106 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:23,920 Oh. 107 00:05:24,420 --> 00:05:27,800 Okay, whatever you're doing, stop it. Do something else. Okay, sure. What would 108 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:30,660 you like me to do? I don't give a fuck. Just do something else. Okay. Okay, 109 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:33,360 you're pissing me off. Oh, I don't want to piss you off. You're a psychiatrist, 110 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:36,910 right? Let's talk about my problems. Let's talk about your problems. What is, 111 00:05:36,950 --> 00:05:39,150 um, what's the foremost on your mind right now? 112 00:05:40,730 --> 00:05:41,730 Women. 113 00:05:43,670 --> 00:05:46,490 Um, could you hold on one second? Uh, Lola, Nebraska. 114 00:05:46,850 --> 00:05:47,850 Nebraska. 115 00:05:47,930 --> 00:05:53,110 Women, uh, in a good way, women in a bad way. You like them, you hate them. They 116 00:05:53,110 --> 00:05:56,250 ruin people's lives, men's lives. They thought up my life. Right. 117 00:05:58,990 --> 00:06:03,070 I'm sorry, no. Would you like a Twizzler? This is our assistant, Lola. 118 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:04,700 That's all right. 119 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:06,520 Lola, really? That's your name? 120 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:07,780 Lola. 121 00:06:08,460 --> 00:06:11,320 What was that all about? 122 00:06:11,660 --> 00:06:13,060 You trust me, right? 123 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:14,420 I don't know you. Close your eyes. 124 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:15,820 Trust me. Yes. 125 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:17,800 We'll play a little game. 126 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:22,560 I'm going to be really honest with you. I'm, um, I'm uncomfortable. 127 00:06:24,870 --> 00:06:27,070 Well, because I'm uncomfortable that you're uncomfortable? 128 00:06:27,330 --> 00:06:29,790 Well, I just... Well, I'm uncomfortable because you're uncomfortable because 129 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:32,530 you're uncomfortable for reasons that aren't true. I'm sorry, and I don't want 130 00:06:32,530 --> 00:06:36,310 to project that. I'm just thinking that maybe we can... There's something we can 131 00:06:36,310 --> 00:06:42,650 do to kind of... Get it out. Have you ever done something called trust? 132 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:47,070 It's an exercise. Come on. Are you willing to go with me? I don't want to 133 00:06:47,070 --> 00:06:49,470 anything. I want to get better. Okay. All right, good. 134 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:51,510 Follow me. 135 00:06:52,590 --> 00:06:53,559 Where are we going? 136 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:57,420 Gotcha. Is this part of what you do? So you don't like the tie? I like the tie, 137 00:06:57,480 --> 00:07:01,580 but not around my mouth. Really? Yeah. The other doctor lets me tie her up. You 138 00:07:01,580 --> 00:07:03,560 tie Dr. Good up? Mm -hmm. No kidding. 139 00:07:04,140 --> 00:07:05,140 Like that. 140 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:08,800 You know, we could do this. 141 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:12,900 All right, Tom. 142 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:14,960 Let's go face to face. 143 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:17,200 Face to face. 144 00:07:17,740 --> 00:07:18,740 Okay. 145 00:07:24,169 --> 00:07:28,390 And I want you to center your body. I want you to feel your pelvic bones over 146 00:07:28,390 --> 00:07:29,390 your toes. 147 00:07:29,930 --> 00:07:30,930 And relax. 148 00:07:33,410 --> 00:07:34,850 Relax. Breathe in. 149 00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:37,250 In with the good. 150 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:40,250 Out with the bad. Out with the district attorney. 151 00:07:40,490 --> 00:07:41,449 In with the good. 152 00:07:41,450 --> 00:07:42,910 Out with the bad. Out with everybody I know. 153 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:45,550 In with the good. Out with everybody I've ever met. 154 00:07:46,150 --> 00:07:48,810 And relax. In with the good. Out with all the women I've ever met. 155 00:07:53,130 --> 00:07:54,130 You. 156 00:07:54,470 --> 00:07:55,830 Trust me. Why? 157 00:07:58,390 --> 00:07:59,369 Trust me. 158 00:07:59,370 --> 00:08:00,370 For what reason? 159 00:08:02,070 --> 00:08:03,310 Okay, I'll do it. 160 00:08:04,610 --> 00:08:05,790 This is like yoga, right? 161 00:08:06,630 --> 00:08:08,470 A bunch of bullshit. Cognitive therapy. 162 00:08:08,710 --> 00:08:09,710 Cognitive bullshit. 163 00:08:10,110 --> 00:08:12,470 You're going to learn to trust, Tom, if it kills me. 164 00:08:13,450 --> 00:08:14,470 You said it, not me. 165 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:15,849 I know. 166 00:08:15,850 --> 00:08:16,850 It's terrible. 167 00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:18,250 Oh. 168 00:08:18,630 --> 00:08:19,630 I've got to go. I've got to go. 169 00:08:22,350 --> 00:08:23,430 Let's go stay private, Ryan. 170 00:08:24,210 --> 00:08:25,210 Okay. 171 00:08:40,370 --> 00:08:44,330 I mean, I've known so many shrinks that think dealing with, like, post -war 172 00:08:44,330 --> 00:08:48,170 trauma, you know, after Vietnam and World War II, those were the hard 173 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:54,000 But let me tell you, Monica, the entertainment industry is cuckoo for 174 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:58,080 I mean, really dark. Have you heard of a comedian named Andy Dick? 175 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:01,740 What would that be in Spanish? Andy Conejo? 176 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,200 Andy Pina? 177 00:09:04,740 --> 00:09:07,580 Anyway, they all come from a dark place. 178 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:11,740 I mean, Jim Carrey, all of them are just, the demons come rising out of 179 00:09:11,740 --> 00:09:13,120 head like Pandora's box. 180 00:09:13,610 --> 00:09:17,070 And then those people that aren't funny are the people that just have to wear a 181 00:09:17,070 --> 00:09:21,170 mask. So they're, you know, destroying their noses and pulling up their eyes. I 182 00:09:21,170 --> 00:09:25,030 don't know, Monica, yours look real, but most of the women I see, they're just 183 00:09:25,030 --> 00:09:30,150 out to here, you know. You're just naturally healthy and happy in your 184 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:34,730 I don't see a lot of problems for you, you know, besides the obvious, you know, 185 00:09:34,770 --> 00:09:35,770 immigration stuff. 186 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:43,500 Tracy, I'm so sorry about the last session, and this is why it's a freebie. 187 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:47,080 don't usually give gift certificates for therapy, but I'm happy. I thought I was 188 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:49,620 going to have to hose that guy down. I'm so sorry. 189 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:54,540 Myron. He is a PhD, and he did go to Harvard, so I'm sure whatever 190 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,220 whatever gems you got from him have been somewhat helpful. 191 00:09:57,460 --> 00:09:59,360 How did you get that gnarly scab on your knee? 192 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,940 Oh. You know what they say about girls with scabs on their knees? Oh, Tracy, 193 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:04,100 what do they say? 194 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:05,200 That you're very, very naughty. 195 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:06,760 Oh, that's adorable. 196 00:10:07,100 --> 00:10:08,800 I fell at Whole Foods. 197 00:10:09,140 --> 00:10:11,340 How's the cooking going? How's the baking going? 198 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:12,760 It's frustrating. 199 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:16,060 My fucking oven keeps going on and off. My cakes keep falling. 200 00:10:16,380 --> 00:10:17,179 All right. 201 00:10:17,180 --> 00:10:20,920 I'm sensing a lot of hostility from you today. What's going on? Why so angry? 202 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:23,580 My oven is broken. 203 00:10:25,540 --> 00:10:26,740 Your oven is broken. 204 00:10:29,210 --> 00:10:30,210 Trace, how you doing? 205 00:10:30,450 --> 00:10:32,330 Did I would you sneak in? Dr. 206 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:35,070 Finkelstein, I'm going to. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I give you my car? 207 00:10:35,810 --> 00:10:37,050 I'm so sorry, Tracy. 208 00:11:25,390 --> 00:11:29,770 I bought these and I'm not sure what, um, have you ever worked? 209 00:11:31,010 --> 00:11:33,050 I highly recommend the number 16. 210 00:11:33,450 --> 00:11:35,130 You see, I'm not very good in bed. 211 00:11:35,530 --> 00:11:37,190 And, um. These are for your hair, honey. 212 00:11:37,590 --> 00:11:38,650 Oh, these are for my hair. 213 00:11:38,850 --> 00:11:40,870 Oh, Tracy, I just assumed. 214 00:11:41,310 --> 00:11:43,130 I'm sorry. That must be offensive for you. 16219