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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,990 --> 00:00:11,410 Why do I help people? Because I'm concerned about the human condition. I'm 2 00:00:11,410 --> 00:00:12,870 trainer. I'm not a William Morris agent. 3 00:00:13,070 --> 00:00:14,070 I'm a helper. 4 00:00:14,210 --> 00:00:15,210 I'm a picker -upper. 5 00:00:16,410 --> 00:00:19,190 I'm everything your mom wasn't. 6 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:22,490 No, that sounds too depressing. 7 00:00:23,090 --> 00:00:26,590 I'm your Avon lady, but the makeup is for your head. 8 00:00:50,030 --> 00:00:52,390 Is this your first time in therapy, Jason? 9 00:00:53,350 --> 00:00:59,990 No, no, I've been in therapy before. I mean, not for any long period of time. I 10 00:00:59,990 --> 00:01:04,970 think it's important to get, you know, an objective third party's view of 11 00:01:04,970 --> 00:01:09,250 yourself. Do you feel safe in this haven, my office? 12 00:01:09,810 --> 00:01:13,650 Yeah, I feel safe here, sure. Good, because this is a safe place for you. 13 00:01:13,650 --> 00:01:17,690 good. Your inner child, for anybody that approaches in here. Morning, Lola. 14 00:01:18,950 --> 00:01:21,210 Good morning, Dr. Finkelstein. So what have we got today? 15 00:01:24,590 --> 00:01:26,150 We've got something at 4 .30. 16 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:27,149 4 .30? 17 00:01:27,150 --> 00:01:28,150 Tomorrow. 18 00:01:28,290 --> 00:01:29,750 Tomorrow. Well, what about today? 19 00:01:31,570 --> 00:01:36,490 Um, no. What about the regulars? What would the woman, Mrs. 20 00:01:36,950 --> 00:01:37,950 Roberts, what happened to her? 21 00:01:41,410 --> 00:01:42,870 Deceased. She's dead? 22 00:01:43,350 --> 00:01:45,690 You know, I used to have a lot of patients. I did. 23 00:01:46,050 --> 00:01:47,210 And a lot of them... 24 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:51,080 But depressed, you know, and sometimes depressed people say, I can't take it, 25 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:54,540 Doc, I'm going to kill myself. I say, good, go jump. I figure, you know, tough 26 00:01:54,540 --> 00:01:56,380 love, cliche but true. What's wrong? 27 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:58,080 Are you married? Are you seeing anybody? 28 00:01:58,520 --> 00:01:59,318 I'm married. 29 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:02,640 Married. I've been married for about 18 months now. Very happily married. 30 00:02:02,860 --> 00:02:04,960 To a woman or a man? 31 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:10,560 To a woman. And is there a sexual relationship or is it kind of a buddy? 32 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:16,200 It's a sexual relationship. It's a sexual relationship. Good for you. 33 00:02:16,890 --> 00:02:17,890 Good for you. 34 00:02:18,150 --> 00:02:19,250 Who's she got in there? 35 00:02:20,190 --> 00:02:21,210 Jason Priestley. 36 00:02:21,550 --> 00:02:22,590 Jason Priestley? 37 00:02:22,970 --> 00:02:25,050 Yeah. Is he the guy that killed his wife? 38 00:02:26,190 --> 00:02:28,810 He's the actor from Beverly Hills 90210. 39 00:02:29,110 --> 00:02:30,810 Oh, that's Jason Priestley. 40 00:02:31,510 --> 00:02:32,710 Do you know who that is? 41 00:02:33,130 --> 00:02:36,670 No. Have you ever been with a man, Jason? It's a safe haven. 42 00:02:37,610 --> 00:02:40,230 Actually, I've never been with a man, no. 43 00:02:40,530 --> 00:02:44,830 No circle jerk? Nothing like that? No, no, nothing like that. How does it feel 44 00:02:44,830 --> 00:02:45,910 to be perceived? 45 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:47,720 As a homosexual. 46 00:02:50,220 --> 00:02:51,220 Dr. Good. 47 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:56,820 Across the hall, my neighbor, Dr. Good. Dr. Elizabeth fucking Good. She's got 48 00:02:56,820 --> 00:02:59,660 all the patients. She's got all these celebrity patients, and I don't know who 49 00:02:59,660 --> 00:03:00,700 the hell they are. I don't know. 50 00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:02,080 I guess I live in the past. 51 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:07,620 Hi. Hey. What are you talking about? 52 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:10,220 Sandwiches. Do you want a sandwich? No, it's, uh... 53 00:03:10,570 --> 00:03:16,910 Might be. Oh, it's your tea. I'm sorry. Oh, you came to see me. How are you? 54 00:03:17,090 --> 00:03:18,650 Fine. How are you? Fantastic. 55 00:03:19,010 --> 00:03:20,010 Good. 56 00:03:20,230 --> 00:03:22,330 You know, I was thinking. Myron Fickle, Dr. 57 00:03:22,810 --> 00:03:23,789 Myron Fickle. Pleasure. 58 00:03:23,790 --> 00:03:24,728 Pleasure, sir. 59 00:03:24,730 --> 00:03:25,730 Same here. 60 00:03:26,070 --> 00:03:27,730 I think I better put the kettle on. 61 00:03:27,970 --> 00:03:29,350 Yeah, no problem. You can do that. 62 00:03:29,630 --> 00:03:30,630 Are you going to see Dr. Good? 63 00:03:30,970 --> 00:03:32,190 Yeah. Yeah, I am. 64 00:03:32,630 --> 00:03:36,730 How are you doing? I'm great. What are you doing? I'm an anchor on NFL Network. 65 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:38,219 Oh, yeah. 66 00:03:38,220 --> 00:03:40,240 Let me ask you something. 67 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:41,500 Yeah. 68 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:42,940 Are there many Jews in football? 69 00:03:44,820 --> 00:03:46,320 Which one is Jason Priestley? 70 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:49,500 Neither of those dolls, actually. All right, I have more. 71 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,480 Is this Jason? Hi, I'm an actor. 72 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:58,320 Uh, no, that's not really me either. I'm going to pretend that this is Jason. 73 00:03:59,679 --> 00:04:01,900 Let's harken back to the beach day. Okay. 74 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:06,240 And I'm going to do something, and I want you to tell me to stop when you 75 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:07,240 uncomfortable. 76 00:04:08,940 --> 00:04:10,080 Tell me when to stop? 77 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:12,840 No? 78 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:25,100 Okay, but I have some time I got about five minutes if you ever want to come in 79 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:28,400 and talk, you know I'm not saying which I know obviously you're happy with it, 80 00:04:28,420 --> 00:04:33,160 but But I'm just take my card and if you ever want to come in I could you could 81 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:35,640 come in right now I'm just gonna see I'm see dr. 82 00:04:35,860 --> 00:04:40,040 Good. Yeah in my line of work Jason I pay attention to not only what it said 83 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:44,600 what is done, but what is acted and I'm looking at your body language 84 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:47,720 I'm looking at a very masculine wedding ring. 85 00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:53,680 You're a pretty, pretty boy, and I'm sure lots of fellas would like to have 86 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:55,100 kind of a relationship with you. 87 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:59,620 And I think that this is an area that we need to study. I know that you came in 88 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:04,080 to talk about marriage and potential children, but you don't have a child, do 89 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:06,340 you? No, not yet. And your wife is not pregnant? 90 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:10,020 No, not yet. Well, that takes heterosexual making love. 91 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:13,760 I'm going to do a little experiment with you, because we're going to start 92 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:15,880 within. And have it blossom out. 93 00:05:21,740 --> 00:05:22,740 How do you feel? 94 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:27,380 Kind of silly, to tell you the truth. 95 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,840 How do you feel in your body? What's your body saying? 96 00:05:33,020 --> 00:05:39,020 I feel just the same as I did when I came in here. You feel the same as you 97 00:05:39,020 --> 00:05:40,120 when you came in here. 98 00:05:40,820 --> 00:05:43,500 When you were breath and masquerading. 99 00:05:44,090 --> 00:05:45,170 As a heterosexual man. 100 00:05:45,430 --> 00:05:47,090 You asked me physically how I felt. 101 00:05:47,290 --> 00:05:51,590 Physically, I feel the same as I did when I came in here. The body is the 102 00:05:51,590 --> 00:05:57,190 from which I read. When you put on the wig, did you feel tingling in your 103 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,310 region? No. 104 00:05:59,050 --> 00:06:01,270 Did you feel an awakening of sorts? 105 00:06:01,750 --> 00:06:02,750 No. 106 00:06:03,890 --> 00:06:05,650 Lola, can you bring in some lip gloss, please? 107 00:06:09,030 --> 00:06:10,290 I like you with red hair. 108 00:06:10,970 --> 00:06:12,890 I have chihuahua or passionflower. 109 00:06:13,420 --> 00:06:14,760 Oh, I think Chihuahua. 110 00:06:15,420 --> 00:06:16,420 Yeah? 111 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:20,040 The files. 112 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:23,840 Just put a little on. 113 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:26,760 It's a mask, of course. 114 00:06:27,180 --> 00:06:28,620 You want me to put on lip gloss? 115 00:06:29,260 --> 00:06:30,460 I want you to put on lip gloss. 116 00:06:31,980 --> 00:06:35,200 Jason, take my hand and let me lead you down the path. 117 00:06:35,660 --> 00:06:36,660 The path to where? 118 00:06:36,900 --> 00:06:37,900 The path to you. 119 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,100 You really think this is going to help me? 120 00:06:40,430 --> 00:06:43,710 We're going to need eye shadow and blush and other things, too. But I think 121 00:06:43,710 --> 00:06:47,370 you're going to find, finally, Jason Priestley is settled in his own skin. 122 00:06:48,030 --> 00:06:49,030 She's a therapist. 123 00:06:49,430 --> 00:06:53,250 I'm a doctor. I can prescribe drugs for you. I'm not saying you need them. But 124 00:06:53,250 --> 00:06:58,050 if you ever want something to settle down to, you know, whatever your mood 125 00:06:58,050 --> 00:07:00,730 can prescribe. All perfectly legal. But she can't do that. 126 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:06,020 I can do that. You know, this is what I find so frustrating. You know, I mean, 127 00:07:06,020 --> 00:07:10,440 just because I was on a hit TV show, everyone, you know, the rumors go around 128 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:14,200 and everyone assumes I'm gay. And meanwhile, McConaughey, just because 129 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:18,580 film star, I mean, he gets arrested naked with his buddies smoking dope and 130 00:07:18,580 --> 00:07:20,940 playing bongos and no one assumes that he's gay. 131 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:23,280 Dr. Kurt, let me show you the colors. 132 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:24,520 Oh, Louise. 133 00:07:24,580 --> 00:07:25,860 Look, I figured out the curtains. 134 00:07:26,350 --> 00:07:29,210 And you know what I think? Give me one second. I think we should do boysenberry 135 00:07:29,210 --> 00:07:30,210 wall. 136 00:07:30,710 --> 00:07:32,210 Berries to boysen. I'll be right back. 137 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:02,780 Hey, how you doing? I'm looking for a menu. I don't know where it is. 138 00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:05,660 Dr. Finkelstein. Hi, doctor. 139 00:08:05,980 --> 00:08:09,280 Some people say Stein and Steen, you know. What is that? 140 00:08:10,060 --> 00:08:11,180 Just some chapstick. 141 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:12,840 No, I mean the outfit. 142 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,060 Oh, this. 143 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,960 You didn't come in like this, did you? No, no. This was Dr. Good's idea. 144 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,060 I mean, you look good. 145 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:21,920 You look good. You're very attractive. 146 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,920 But, I mean, I'm not coming on. I'm just saying you look good. 147 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:29,460 Okay. But I don't get it. I don't get it. You were looking for somebody to 148 00:08:29,460 --> 00:08:30,339 you? 149 00:08:30,340 --> 00:08:34,799 Well, I mean, to talk to. Yeah, you know, sort of an objective third party 150 00:08:34,799 --> 00:08:36,220 sort of bounce things off of. 151 00:08:36,659 --> 00:08:39,380 I don't know what she has in mind for you next. 152 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:43,020 I'm old school. Oh, how are you doing? I was looking for the menu. 153 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:44,840 Good luck. 154 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:46,800 I'm so sorry. 155 00:08:48,140 --> 00:08:49,520 Is it always like this here? 156 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:53,380 I don't understand what you mean. You know, we keep getting interrupted and... 157 00:08:53,380 --> 00:08:54,480 Was he hitting on you? 158 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:57,860 No. Are you attracted to that man? 159 00:08:59,270 --> 00:09:00,270 I'm not gay. 160 00:09:00,930 --> 00:09:04,230 Why do you keep assuming that I'm gay? All right, you know what? I may be 161 00:09:04,230 --> 00:09:05,870 pushing you too hard for the first session. 162 00:09:06,270 --> 00:09:12,110 All I want you to do is go home, and I want you to spend a couple of days just 163 00:09:12,110 --> 00:09:16,730 exploring the exterior, the feminine exterior, just to see how it feels, to 164 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:20,270 catch a glance of yourself in the mirror at Bloomingdale's, or to get a 165 00:09:20,270 --> 00:09:24,370 manicure, or to be best friends with your wife for a day. 166 00:09:24,590 --> 00:09:26,270 Just go with it for a while, okay? 167 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:30,340 Can we start a file on Priestley? Yeah. Hey, there he is. How you doing? 168 00:09:30,620 --> 00:09:32,920 A big one. Still racing cars? 169 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:36,000 Oh, yeah, yeah, a little bit, a little bit. You come here often? 170 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:39,600 Yeah. Yeah? First time. Kick off, Eisen. Let's go. 171 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:41,580 It gets better. 172 00:09:41,940 --> 00:09:42,940 Thanks, man. 173 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:49,080 I like your arm. 174 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:52,360 Thanks. 175 00:09:54,990 --> 00:09:55,990 See you next time then. 176 00:09:56,090 --> 00:09:58,410 Yeah. It's just nothing's happening. 177 00:09:59,970 --> 00:10:05,190 So it's tough when you're just sitting here and nothing's going on. So you had 178 00:10:05,190 --> 00:10:07,330 loose wire in the receiver, so I tightened that. 179 00:10:07,670 --> 00:10:09,210 Yeah. So you're good. How you doing? 180 00:10:09,470 --> 00:10:10,950 When you're not working on it, how's it going? 181 00:10:11,770 --> 00:10:13,890 Good. You ever want to come in and talk? 182 00:10:14,670 --> 00:10:15,670 You know what? 183 00:10:15,790 --> 00:10:19,650 Just come back and we'll talk. You know, you got some stuff you want to get off 184 00:10:19,650 --> 00:10:20,650 your chest. 185 00:10:20,670 --> 00:10:21,529 All right? 186 00:10:21,530 --> 00:10:23,310 Okay. No, I'm not pushing, but you know. 187 00:10:23,670 --> 00:10:25,950 So are you still dreaming about tasting human flesh? 188 00:10:26,890 --> 00:10:27,890 Yes. 189 00:10:30,370 --> 00:10:31,370 I am. 190 00:10:31,650 --> 00:10:32,850 That's why you're here. 191 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:21,240 Hi, Jason. 192 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:24,800 Hi, Dr. Good. I'm at the makeup counter at Neiman Marcus. 193 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:28,900 Am I more an earth tone or more sort of a plummy sort of a color? 194 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:30,400 You're a winter. 14880