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Oliver: ♪ green acres
Is the place to be ♪
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♪ farm livin' is
The life for me ♪
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♪ land spreadin'
Out so far and wide ♪
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♪ keep manhattan, just
Give me that countryside ♪
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Lisa: ♪ new york is
Where I'd rather stay ♪
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♪ I get allergic smelling hay ♪
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♪ I just adore a
Penthouse view ♪
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♪ darling, I love you,
But give me park avenue ♪
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♪ the chores ♪
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♪ the stores ♪
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♪ fresh air ♪
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♪ times square ♪
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♪ you are my wife ♪
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♪ good-bye, city life ♪
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♪ green acres, we are there ♪
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What are you doing up there?
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I'm getting dressed.
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Can't you get dressed
Somewhere else?
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I'll go out in the living room.
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You can't. Mother is in there.
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Maybe she's up.
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Help.
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Help.
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Lisa, I'm stuck here. Help me.
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Wait a minute, darling. Wait.
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I'm stuck! Wait!
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Wait, I'm coming. Ooh. There.
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Ohh!
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Oh, sweetheart,
Are you all right?
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Yes, I'm all right!
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Shh. You'll wake up mother.
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Well, why'd you ask her
To stay here, anyway?
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She came all the
Way from new york
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To see us.
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To see you.
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She doesn't like me.
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She likes you. You are her son.
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Why does she always introduce me
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As her attorney?
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Only reason she came out here
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Was to get you to go
Back to new york with her.
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Darling, I promise
You I'm not going
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Back to new york.
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Oh, thank you.
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Today.
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Eb: mr. Douglas, mr. Douglas!
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Eb...
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What's the matter?
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Just wanted to make
Sure you were up.
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Bertram didn't crow again.
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Yes, I know.
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You want to have
A talk with him?
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No. Get the tractor
Out of the barn,
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And hook up the power saw.
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He's not gonna use
It on you, bertram.
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He's gonna fix the porch rail.
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It's none of his business
What I'm going to do.
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Oliver, stop shouting.
You're gonna wake up mother.
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I'm sorry!
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About what?
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For shouting.
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I don't mind.
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Your bark is worse
Than your bite.
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Get the tractor.
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Yes, sir.
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Oliver, what are you doing?
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I'm fixing the porch rail.
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Oh, oliver, you were
Such a lovely child.
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What happened to you?
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One...
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2...
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3...
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4...
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Good morning, alice.
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There will be 4 for breakfast.
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Oh, I hate to put you
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To the extra trouble.
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Well, what are you doing, dear?
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I'm looking for the egg beater.
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Is that where you keep it?
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No. It fell into the batter.
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I'm making hot cakes.
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Hot cakes... What are they?
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They are little cakes.
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You put them on the
Girdle and make them hot.
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Oh, oliver's gone too far.
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He's dragging you down with him.
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Look... It's easy.
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Ooh! Good heavens!
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That's all right. It
Always does that.
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They're alive!
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Would you like to turn them?
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I never touched
A kitchen utensil
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In my life.
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Darling, cooking is fun.
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Oh, you poor darling.
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You've cracked under the strain.
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Mother, why don't you try
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To make yourself useful?
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Oh, I fully intend to.
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I'm going to get a court order,
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And have you taken out of here.
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No, mother.
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At least just set
The table for me.
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Oh, very well.
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Cooking your own breakfast.
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Setting your own table.
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Oh! What a
Primitive way to live.
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I'll tell oliver to fix it.
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He's so handy.
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Oh, your gorgeous china...
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Must you use it?
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It's better than
Using the tin plates
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Mr. Haney rented us.
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Tin plates? Ecch!
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And darling, use the tablecloth.
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Isn't this the linen cloth
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I sent you from ireland?
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Yes, mother.
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Well, I guess it's
Right at home here
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In this peat bog.
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What's that?
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Coffee.
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Oh. Is it ready yet?
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It is now.
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Darling...
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Oh, darling, breakfast
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Will be ready in a little while.
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Uh-huh.
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You, uh, you notice anything?
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Oh! You chopped enough wood
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For the whole winter.
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Uh, those are just a
Few mistakes I made.
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Here. Take a look
At the porch rail.
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What happened to it?
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I fixed it!
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Oh, darling, you're so clever.
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Yes, I, uh...
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Well, maybe I can
Do a better job.
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It's a little, um...
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It looks fine.
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It matches the
Way the roof goes.
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Now that I got the knack,
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I can redo it someday.
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Darling, you better come in.
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Mother is setting the table.
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My mother?
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She only broke 2 dishes so far.
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3.
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Hi, mr. Douglas.
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Hi, mr. Kimble.
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Break your thumb?
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Uh, no. No, no.
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Now, mr. Kimball... Oh!
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I see that you sawed up
Your lumber for the winter.
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Uh, no, uh...
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Look, did you get that report
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On my soil analysis yet?
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Well, not yet. You see, the, uh,
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The lab down at the
Agricultural school
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Is pretty busy
This time of year.
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Oh. I mean,
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All the other county
Agents are sending
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In samples for analysis.
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I wish they'd hurry.
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I'm eager to get started.
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I'm going to take
Those fallow fields,
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You know, and turn them over.
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Plant those sleeping seeds
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There in that rich, brown loam,
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Where they'll be nourished
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By the sun and the rain.
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Finally, they push up
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Through the earth.
Tiny green stalks
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Reaching up to the sky.
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You can almost hear them say,
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"Pick me! Pick me!"
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Pick me?
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Well, it certainly
Is a good idea
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About sawing up
The lumber there.
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Mr. Kimble, is there
Anything I can do?
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I've got 160 acres lying idle.
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Oh, I wouldn't say
They were lying idle,
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Mr. Douglas. No, sir.
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They're growing some
Pretty nice weeds.
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Well, they're not all weeds.
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Uh, some nice rocks
And tree stumps.
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Well, you could plow
All that stuff under.
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You couldn't plow it all under,
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But you could get a good start
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While you were waiting.
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Plow up the fields, huh?
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Hey, that's a good suggestion.
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It is? Yeah.
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Oh, it is!
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Do you have a plow?
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No.
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Then it isn't a very
Good suggestion.
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I'll get one.
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Oh, fine, fine. I
Suggest that you
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Get a moldboard plow or a disc,
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But I wouldn't wait too long.
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No, it's important that you get
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Your plowing done
As soon as possible,
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Or you'll be too late
For the planting season.
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Oh?
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If you're too late,
You'll just, uh, miss it.
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Well, I'll get one somewhere.
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Oh, fine, fine. Very good.
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I'll leave you a
Couple of bulletins
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From the department
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Maybe give you a
Little help there.
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Oh, thank you.
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You know, you county agents
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Certainly perform
A great service
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To us farmers.
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Well, it's our job
To help people
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Who don't know
What they're doing.
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Yes. I mean, uh...
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Not that you know
What you're doing...
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I mean...
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Well, if you run
Into any trouble,
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Just give me a
Call, mr. Douglas.
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For crying out... Mother...
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I'm sorry...
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Oh!
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That the whole
House didn't fall down.
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Lisa wants you to
Come in for breakfast.
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Just a moment, oliver.
I want to talk to you.
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What about?
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Oliver, you've got to
Give up this madness
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For lisa's sake.
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Well, she likes it.
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Likes it?
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Have you ever seen
That lovely creature
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Fielding coffee pot tops?
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What?
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Or dragging her batter
For her egg beater bottom?
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What are you talking about?
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Oh, oliver, if you won't do it
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For lisa's sake,
Then do it for me.
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No!
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Since you came here,
I have been barred
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From the sand's point polo club.
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So what?
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Oliver, please give it up.
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No!
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Oh, oliver, where
Did I go wrong?
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Well, good morning, mr. Douglas.
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Mr. Haney.
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Good morning, mrs. Douglas.
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You been drafted?
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This is a riding habit.
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Oh, well, uh, maybe
You can break it. Ha ha!
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Uh, well, how'd you
Sleep last night?
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I don't believe that's
Any of your business.
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I hate to disagree
With you, but it is.
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See, I rented mr. Douglas
That cot for you,
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And if you didn't sleep,
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Then I won't charge him for it.
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I didn't sleep at all.
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Uh, you got any witnesses?
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I beg your pardon!
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Uh, mr. Haney,
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If my mother says
She didn't sleep,
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She didn't sleep.
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Oh, well, then,
There's no charge
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For the cot. Thank you.
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Just, uh, 50 cents
For the mattress.
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50 cents.
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Well, that's all filled
273
00:13:42,339 --> 00:13:44,138
With hand-plucked
Goose feathers.
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00:13:44,207 --> 00:13:46,774
If there is so much
As one goose feather
275
00:13:46,843 --> 00:13:49,777
In that entire mattress,
I would like to see it.
276
00:13:49,846 --> 00:13:52,380
There'll be an extry
Charge for ripping it open.
277
00:13:53,683 --> 00:13:55,549
Oliver, don't you dare pay him.
278
00:13:57,020 --> 00:13:59,120
She's a feisty one, ain't she?
279
00:13:59,189 --> 00:14:00,666
Look, mr. Haney, I've got to get
280
00:14:00,690 --> 00:14:02,001
Some breakfast,
And then I've got
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00:14:02,025 --> 00:14:03,336
To go out and look for a plow.
282
00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:04,625
Oops!
283
00:14:04,694 --> 00:14:06,794
Did you say plow?
284
00:14:06,863 --> 00:14:10,064
Mr. Haney, I'm not going
285
00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:11,610
To buy that plow that you just
286
00:14:11,634 --> 00:14:13,446
Happen to have on your truck.
287
00:14:13,470 --> 00:14:15,870
Oh, I haven't got
One on the truck.
288
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:21,876
All I've got is a stove
And an armchair,
289
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:24,078
And that old thing.
290
00:14:24,147 --> 00:14:25,913
Whatever it is.
291
00:14:25,982 --> 00:14:28,249
That is a plow.
292
00:14:28,318 --> 00:14:30,518
You're joshing.
293
00:14:33,156 --> 00:14:36,257
Mr. Haney, how is
It that you always
294
00:14:36,326 --> 00:14:38,592
Show up with just what I need?
295
00:14:38,661 --> 00:14:40,928
Well, let me put it another way.
296
00:14:40,997 --> 00:14:42,930
How is it you always need
297
00:14:42,999 --> 00:14:45,099
What I show up with?
298
00:14:45,168 --> 00:14:48,269
I'm not going to buy
That plow from you.
299
00:14:48,338 --> 00:14:50,149
I'm going to order
One from mr. Drucker.
300
00:14:50,173 --> 00:14:52,606
Oh, well, sam
Carries a fine line
301
00:14:52,675 --> 00:14:53,774
Of farming equipment.
302
00:14:53,843 --> 00:14:54,942
He does.
303
00:14:55,011 --> 00:14:56,444
Charges fair prices, too.
304
00:14:56,513 --> 00:14:57,611
Right.
305
00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:58,779
And his deliveries
306
00:14:58,848 --> 00:15:00,548
Are the slowest in the county.
307
00:15:02,352 --> 00:15:04,452
Reckon it'll take
You about 3 weeks
308
00:15:04,521 --> 00:15:05,619
To get a plow from him.
309
00:15:05,688 --> 00:15:07,121
3 weeks!
310
00:15:07,190 --> 00:15:10,391
Just in time to miss
Planting season.
311
00:15:10,460 --> 00:15:12,993
I can't wait 3 weeks.
312
00:15:16,799 --> 00:15:18,799
You want to give me a hand?
313
00:15:21,637 --> 00:15:22,736
All right. You ready?
314
00:15:22,805 --> 00:15:23,871
Ok.
315
00:15:27,643 --> 00:15:28,809
Hold it! Hold it!
316
00:15:28,878 --> 00:15:30,711
What's the matter?
317
00:15:30,780 --> 00:15:32,980
Shouldn't we use the whole plow?
318
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,351
Where's the rest of it?
319
00:15:36,386 --> 00:15:37,818
Back there.
320
00:15:43,493 --> 00:15:46,594
Ohh... That haney!
321
00:15:46,662 --> 00:15:47,973
After buying the
Tractor from him,
322
00:15:47,997 --> 00:15:49,430
I should've known better.
323
00:15:49,499 --> 00:15:50,642
Well, at least the tractor
324
00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:51,799
Held together.
325
00:15:56,839 --> 00:15:58,606
You and your big mouth.
326
00:15:58,674 --> 00:16:00,219
How much you want for this?
327
00:16:00,243 --> 00:16:02,110
$15.
328
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:03,111
I'll give you 10.
329
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,445
15!
330
00:16:04,514 --> 00:16:06,158
One barrel's shorter
Than the other.
331
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:07,781
It ain't going to
Do you any good
332
00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:09,950
To knock the
Merchandise. It's $15.
333
00:16:10,019 --> 00:16:11,464
12. It's second-hand.
334
00:16:11,488 --> 00:16:14,555
15. It's never been
Fired. It was owned
335
00:16:14,624 --> 00:16:16,304
By a little old
Schoolteacher up in pixley.
336
00:16:17,527 --> 00:16:19,393
She just used it
For demonstrations
337
00:16:19,462 --> 00:16:20,828
In her biology class.
338
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,763
That don't make sense.
339
00:16:22,832 --> 00:16:25,600
Makes as much sense as
You offering me $12 for it.
340
00:16:25,668 --> 00:16:29,069
Well, I got to have
It for duck season.
341
00:16:29,139 --> 00:16:30,904
I'll take it.
342
00:16:30,973 --> 00:16:32,406
Now, that'll be $15.
343
00:16:32,475 --> 00:16:33,619
Put it on my account.
344
00:16:33,643 --> 00:16:35,409
You haven't got an account.
345
00:16:35,478 --> 00:16:37,289
Put it on the shady
Rest hotel account.
346
00:16:37,313 --> 00:16:38,412
You ain't authorized
347
00:16:38,481 --> 00:16:39,791
To charge anything
To the shady rest.
348
00:16:39,815 --> 00:16:40,935
I'm the manager.
349
00:16:40,983 --> 00:16:41,983
You're a relative.
350
00:16:42,018 --> 00:16:43,751
Listen, sam, why don't you...
351
00:16:43,819 --> 00:16:44,963
Good morning, mr. Drucker.
352
00:16:44,987 --> 00:16:46,298
Mr. Carson. Hi.
353
00:16:46,322 --> 00:16:47,466
Mr. Drucker, what I...
354
00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:48,634
You like duck hunting?
355
00:16:48,658 --> 00:16:51,091
Uh, yes. Uh, mr. Drucker...
356
00:16:51,161 --> 00:16:52,593
You got a shotgun?
357
00:16:52,662 --> 00:16:54,262
No.
358
00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:55,641
What do you think of this?
359
00:16:55,665 --> 00:16:56,597
Mr...
360
00:16:56,666 --> 00:16:58,010
Uh, very nice. Very nice.
361
00:16:58,034 --> 00:16:59,099
Mr. Drucker...
362
00:16:59,169 --> 00:17:00,812
You like to go
Halves on it with me?
363
00:17:00,836 --> 00:17:03,271
Uh, no, thank you.
Uh, mr. Drucker...
364
00:17:03,339 --> 00:17:05,039
Your half would
Only cost you $15.
365
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:08,309
The whole gun costs $15.
366
00:17:08,378 --> 00:17:09,877
His half would cost him less
367
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:11,546
Than what the whole gun cost me.
368
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:12,924
You wouldn't want
To take advantage
369
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:14,260
Of me, would you, mr. Douglas?
370
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,216
No, no, no.
371
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:16,595
Yeah. Put it on
Mr. Douglas' account.
372
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,386
I'll use it the first week.
373
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,388
Oh, no, no. Look...
374
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,100
I came in to buy a plow.
375
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,564
Can't hunt ducks with a plow.
376
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,893
Well, I'm not going hunting.
377
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:26,972
Then what do you
Want the gun for?
378
00:17:26,996 --> 00:17:31,399
Joe, leave mr. Douglas alone.
379
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,700
What kind of plow do you want?
380
00:17:32,768 --> 00:17:35,903
Uh, a moldboard, uh, or a disc.
381
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,738
I'd buy a moldboard.
$15 cheaper,
382
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,117
And you can use
The money to buy a...
383
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:42,577
He doesn't want a gun!
384
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,412
I suggest you get a disc plow.
385
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,791
Now, I could have
One here for you
386
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:46,947
In a little over 3 weeks.
387
00:17:47,016 --> 00:17:48,583
3 weeks?
388
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:49,961
While you're
Waiting, we could do
389
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:52,052
A little duck hunting
If you had a gun.
390
00:17:52,121 --> 00:17:54,589
Look, mr. Carson,
This is very important.
391
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,635
If I don't get my fields plowed
392
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:57,969
Within the next 3 weeks,
393
00:17:57,993 --> 00:17:59,238
I'm going to miss
The planting season.
394
00:17:59,262 --> 00:18:01,762
Well, mr. Douglas,
Even if I had a plow here,
395
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:04,098
You'd never get your
Farm plowed in time...
396
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,933
Not with that tractor
Haney sold you.
397
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:08,980
What am I going to do?
398
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,205
Mr. Douglas, how'd
You like to have
399
00:18:11,274 --> 00:18:12,951
Your whole farm
Plowed up in one day?
400
00:18:12,975 --> 00:18:15,543
Joe, he'd have to have 15 plows
401
00:18:15,612 --> 00:18:16,777
And tractors to do that.
402
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,713
I figured 18.
403
00:18:18,781 --> 00:18:20,158
How about sunday
Morning, that all right?
404
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,915
Where you going to get 18?
405
00:18:21,984 --> 00:18:24,852
Sam, you tend to your
Second-hand shotguns,
406
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,599
And leave the
Agricultural problems
407
00:18:26,623 --> 00:18:28,222
To us experts.
408
00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:30,436
Mr. Carson, even if
You could get them,
409
00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:31,770
I couldn't afford it.
410
00:18:31,794 --> 00:18:33,060
Won't cost you a cent.
411
00:18:33,129 --> 00:18:34,895
I don't understand.
412
00:18:34,964 --> 00:18:36,163
Just leave it to me.
413
00:18:37,967 --> 00:18:39,278
Oh, sam, hold that shotgun.
414
00:18:39,302 --> 00:18:41,369
I'll be back for it later.
415
00:18:52,482 --> 00:18:55,249
Darling, stop
Walking on the bed.
416
00:18:55,318 --> 00:18:57,084
I'm not walking on the bed.
417
00:18:57,153 --> 00:18:59,273
Then what is making it jiggle?
418
00:19:07,330 --> 00:19:08,330
Ow!
419
00:19:10,433 --> 00:19:11,699
Holy smoke!
420
00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:16,870
The front yard's
Full of tractors.
421
00:19:16,939 --> 00:19:18,372
What?
422
00:19:18,441 --> 00:19:19,441
Tractors!
423
00:19:22,612 --> 00:19:23,877
Men: mornin', mr. Douglas.
424
00:19:23,946 --> 00:19:25,379
Fred, how are you? Hi.
425
00:19:25,448 --> 00:19:27,715
Where's the start
Place going to be?
426
00:19:27,784 --> 00:19:28,949
The starting place?
427
00:19:29,018 --> 00:19:30,529
What kind of prizes
Are you giving?
428
00:19:30,553 --> 00:19:31,553
Prizes?
429
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,365
What are we having for lunch?
430
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:34,888
Lunch?
431
00:19:34,957 --> 00:19:36,724
That's what it says right here.
432
00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:39,226
"Giant plowing contest..."
433
00:19:44,567 --> 00:19:46,900
"Douglas farm.
434
00:19:46,969 --> 00:19:50,571
Old haney place.
Entry fee $1.00?"
435
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,050
Gentlemen, there's
Been some mistake.
436
00:19:52,074 --> 00:19:54,286
Joe said you had
Some good prizes.
437
00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:55,242
Joe who?
438
00:19:55,311 --> 00:19:56,577
Carson.
439
00:19:56,646 --> 00:19:58,412
Joe carson. We already
Give him our dollar
440
00:19:58,481 --> 00:19:59,747
For entrance fee.
441
00:19:59,816 --> 00:20:00,959
You paid joe carson to...
442
00:20:00,983 --> 00:20:01,915
Good morning, gentlemen.
443
00:20:01,984 --> 00:20:03,094
All: good morning, mrs. Douglas.
444
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:05,252
Doggone, you sure look pretty,
445
00:20:05,321 --> 00:20:06,321
Mrs. Douglas.
446
00:20:06,389 --> 00:20:07,722
Why, thank you.
447
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:11,091
Oh, I wish my wife looked
That pretty in the morning.
448
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,927
Or in the afternoon.
449
00:20:13,996 --> 00:20:15,596
Or in the evening.
450
00:20:15,665 --> 00:20:17,331
Or in the summer.
451
00:20:19,001 --> 00:20:20,646
Mr. Ziffel, please,
This is important.
452
00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:22,147
I'd like to get this
Straightened out.
453
00:20:22,171 --> 00:20:24,438
What is it you want
To straighten out?
454
00:20:24,507 --> 00:20:27,941
Oh, what a clever idea
To get your land plowed.
455
00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:30,611
It's not my idea. It's
Joe carson's idea.
456
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:33,581
Gentlemen, joe carson has
Perpetrated a fraud on you.
457
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,048
Well, we're used to that.
458
00:20:35,117 --> 00:20:37,329
Yeah. Anytime joe's
Got something going,
459
00:20:37,353 --> 00:20:38,664
We know it ain't what he's
460
00:20:38,688 --> 00:20:40,666
Got going that he's
Really got going.
461
00:20:40,690 --> 00:20:41,690
Yeah.
462
00:20:43,192 --> 00:20:45,337
Well, I wanted to
Have my fields plowed,
463
00:20:45,361 --> 00:20:47,461
And he needed a shotgun,
464
00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:48,596
And here we are.
465
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:51,131
Well, if you wanted
Your fields plowed,
466
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,633
Now, why didn't you ask us
467
00:20:52,702 --> 00:20:54,602
Instead of thinking
Up a contest?
468
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,270
I didn't think it up.
469
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,183
Well, we're your neighbors.
470
00:20:58,207 --> 00:20:59,451
You'd do the same for us.
471
00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:00,519
Wouldn't you?
472
00:21:00,543 --> 00:21:02,242
Sure, but...
473
00:21:02,311 --> 00:21:03,455
Well, why wouldn't
We do the same for you?
474
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:04,412
Uh...
475
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,858
We'll have it done before lunch.
476
00:21:05,882 --> 00:21:07,314
Oh, what a day, huh?
477
00:21:07,383 --> 00:21:09,249
Biggest lunch you ever saw!
478
00:21:09,318 --> 00:21:10,318
Oliver!
479
00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:13,632
All you can eat!
Bring your families.
480
00:21:13,656 --> 00:21:14,755
Oliver!
481
00:21:14,824 --> 00:21:16,802
I've always said that
The american farmer
482
00:21:16,826 --> 00:21:18,804
Is the only member
Of our society
483
00:21:18,828 --> 00:21:21,429
With a true spirit
Of neighborliness.
484
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:22,974
The only man you can depend on
485
00:21:22,998 --> 00:21:24,758
In a time of trouble.
486
00:21:35,845 --> 00:21:38,612
Oliver, 75 for lunch?
487
00:21:38,681 --> 00:21:40,614
There may be more.
488
00:21:40,683 --> 00:21:43,617
Lisa, it's the least we can do.
489
00:21:43,686 --> 00:21:45,163
Those people are
Out there plowing up
490
00:21:45,187 --> 00:21:46,998
My fields, and all
They ask in return
491
00:21:47,022 --> 00:21:48,288
Is a simple lunch.
492
00:21:48,357 --> 00:21:49,835
The only thing I ever
Learned how to cook
493
00:21:49,859 --> 00:21:51,625
Are hot cakes.
494
00:21:51,694 --> 00:21:53,226
Oh, those...
495
00:21:54,697 --> 00:21:57,297
Well, uh, you'll
Think of something.
496
00:21:57,366 --> 00:21:59,633
What I am thinking...
497
00:21:59,702 --> 00:22:01,368
Is against the law.
498
00:22:02,872 --> 00:22:04,137
Where's oliver?
499
00:22:04,206 --> 00:22:06,474
He's out there, helping
With the plowing.
500
00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:08,186
Good! We can get
The bags in the car,
501
00:22:08,210 --> 00:22:09,142
And be out of here before...
502
00:22:09,211 --> 00:22:10,611
Mother, I'm not leaving.
503
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:13,781
Oliver wants me to
Cook lunch for 75 people.
504
00:22:13,850 --> 00:22:16,416
Just like his father.
505
00:22:16,486 --> 00:22:18,296
Many's the time he's called me
506
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:19,798
From the turkish bath and said,
507
00:22:19,822 --> 00:22:21,733
"There'll be 150 for dinner."
508
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,491
And what did you do?
509
00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:25,471
What any good wife would do.
510
00:22:25,495 --> 00:22:27,928
I'd pitch in, roll
Up my sleeves,
511
00:22:27,997 --> 00:22:29,608
And call the caterers.
512
00:22:29,632 --> 00:22:32,800
Mother, there aren't
Any caterers here.
513
00:22:32,869 --> 00:22:35,202
Then I'm sunk.
514
00:22:41,511 --> 00:22:42,610
Good morning.
515
00:22:42,678 --> 00:22:44,490
Good morning. Are
You mrs. Douglas?
516
00:22:44,514 --> 00:22:45,824
Who else would she be?
517
00:22:45,848 --> 00:22:49,116
I'm mrs. Miller, and
This is mrs. Ziffel.
518
00:22:49,184 --> 00:22:50,117
Howdy.
519
00:22:50,185 --> 00:22:51,785
Oh, you're the ladies
For the tractors.
520
00:22:51,854 --> 00:22:52,786
Come in, please.
521
00:22:52,855 --> 00:22:54,132
You kids play outside.
522
00:22:54,156 --> 00:22:56,590
You said we could
See the funny house.
523
00:22:56,659 --> 00:22:59,793
Play outside. Now, run along.
524
00:22:59,862 --> 00:23:01,006
You know, wilbur's...
525
00:23:01,030 --> 00:23:02,630
They're so cute.
Come in, please.
526
00:23:02,698 --> 00:23:03,731
Thank you.
527
00:23:05,034 --> 00:23:08,135
Oh, my, isn't it beautiful?
528
00:23:08,203 --> 00:23:09,615
It's like kansas city.
529
00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:12,239
Oh, it's lovely, mrs. Douglas.
530
00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:13,574
Thank you.
531
00:23:13,643 --> 00:23:15,120
Did your husband shoot that?
532
00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:17,264
Uh, no, no. It came like this.
533
00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:18,790
Would you like to sit on it?
534
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,548
Oh, I'd love to.
535
00:23:20,616 --> 00:23:22,616
Emily, we just come
Here for lunch,
536
00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:24,384
Not to sit on the furniture.
537
00:23:24,453 --> 00:23:25,619
Lunch...
538
00:23:25,688 --> 00:23:26,765
What are you serving?
539
00:23:26,789 --> 00:23:28,522
Well, I...
540
00:23:28,591 --> 00:23:30,301
The last time I had a
Crowd over to the house,
541
00:23:30,325 --> 00:23:31,926
I served fried chicken.
542
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,595
Ha ha ha! You
Could've fooled me!
543
00:23:34,664 --> 00:23:36,764
I suppose you can do better.
544
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,065
Anytime.
545
00:23:38,133 --> 00:23:39,144
Everybody says I make the best
546
00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:40,178
Fried chicken in the valley.
547
00:23:40,202 --> 00:23:41,468
I never said it.
548
00:23:41,537 --> 00:23:44,438
Ladies, wouldn't you
549
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:46,826
Like to settle this
Like gentlemen?
550
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:56,971
Thank you very much!
551
00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:58,285
Good-bye!
552
00:23:58,353 --> 00:23:59,453
Well, mother,
553
00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:00,999
What do you think of
Our neighbors now?
554
00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:03,724
I'll let you know after
I've counted the silver.
555
00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:08,629
Lisa, can you imagine all
Those men coming here
556
00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:10,397
And helping me plow my fields?
557
00:24:10,466 --> 00:24:11,610
And all those women spending
558
00:24:11,634 --> 00:24:13,111
The whole morning in the kitchen
559
00:24:13,135 --> 00:24:14,068
Cooking chicken.
560
00:24:14,136 --> 00:24:15,069
Yeah. I don't think
You should've
561
00:24:15,137 --> 00:24:16,281
Asked them to
Cook after the men...
562
00:24:16,305 --> 00:24:17,950
Darling, I didn't ask them.
563
00:24:17,974 --> 00:24:19,406
Why did they do it?
564
00:24:19,475 --> 00:24:21,286
I had a chicken cooking contest.
565
00:24:21,310 --> 00:24:22,576
A what?
566
00:24:22,645 --> 00:24:24,957
I borrowed the
Idea from mr. Carson.
567
00:24:24,981 --> 00:24:27,247
You didn't ask them
For an entry fee!
568
00:24:27,316 --> 00:24:28,582
Oh, no!
569
00:24:28,651 --> 00:24:30,491
I offered them a prize.
570
00:24:32,154 --> 00:24:33,754
Bye, mr. Douglas.
571
00:24:33,823 --> 00:24:35,188
We thank you very much.
572
00:24:35,257 --> 00:24:36,257
Not at all.
573
00:24:36,325 --> 00:24:37,970
We should thank you, mr. Miller.
574
00:24:37,994 --> 00:24:39,259
Good-bye.
575
00:24:39,328 --> 00:24:40,761
Come back again soon.
576
00:24:40,830 --> 00:24:43,764
Bye, mrs. Miller,
Nice to have you here.
577
00:24:43,833 --> 00:24:44,932
Now, lisa, what did you...
578
00:24:45,001 --> 00:24:46,934
Wait a second! That's our couch!
579
00:24:47,003 --> 00:24:50,537
No, darling. That
Is the first prize.
580
00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:02,966
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