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Oliver: ♪ green acres
Is the place to be ♪
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♪ farm livin' is
The life for me ♪
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♪ land spreadin'
Out so far and wide ♪
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♪ keep manhattan, just
Give me that countryside ♪
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Lisa: ♪ new york ♪
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♪ is where I'd rather stay ♪
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♪ I get allergic ♪
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♪ smelling hay ♪
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♪ I just adore a
Penthouse view ♪
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♪ darling, I love you ♪
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♪ but give me park avenue ♪
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♪ the chores ♪
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♪ the stores ♪
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♪ fresh air ♪
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♪ times square ♪
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♪ you are my wife ♪
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♪ good-bye, city life ♪
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♪ green acres, we are there ♪
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Lisa: aah!
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Lisa, lisa. Lisa, lisa. Wake up.
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Wake up. What's the matter?
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Ohh. I had the most
Horrible nightmare.
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I dreamt that you
Bought a farm in...
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You did.
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You did.
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You did!
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You did!
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Mom, did you hear
All that screaming?
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Uncle joe wants his breakfast?
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No, it was a woman's voice.
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She kept screaming
You did, you did!
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Boy, she sounded hysterical.
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Wh-what do you mean hysterical?
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Oh, like the way you sounded
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When uncle joe brought home
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That boxing kangaroo.
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That must have
Been mrs. Douglas.
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She woke up and
Realized where she was.
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Yeah.
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I guess that could be
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Pretty frightening.
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Oh, worse than a
Boxing kangaroo.
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You know something.
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I'd better go over there
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And see if she's all right.
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Good morning.
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Oliver: ahh. You're
Feeling better?
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I did until I came in here.
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What time is it?
My watch stopped.
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5:30.
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It didn't stop.
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Who gets up so early?
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Everybody in the country.
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Let's move back to the city.
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Oliver: you'll feel better
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After you've had breakfast.
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Who's going to cook it?
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Oh. Now, well. Eh.
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I want to talk to
You about that.
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What is there to talk about?
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About who's cooking.
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Darling, when we got married,
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I promised to love,
Honor, and obey.
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I said nothing about cooking.
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There's nothing to it.
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You just put
Some stuff in a pot,
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And you stick it on the stove.
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I've already started the fire.
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Oliver.
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I'll get some more wood.
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Oh, what am I supposed to cook?
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Wheat cakes, uh, bacon and eggs.
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Anything you like.
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Wonder if he'd like
A cheese omelet.
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Aah!
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I should have listened to mother
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And stayed in new york.
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Hooterville.
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H-o-o-t.
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But I've already
Spelled it for you 8 times.
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What's the matter with
Your travel agency?
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You've taken me to rome,
Pakistan, singapore, copenhagen.
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Can't you find a simple
Little place like hooterville?
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Of course, it's in
The united states.
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He wouldn't dare take
That dear, sweet girl
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Out of the country
Without my permission.
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Well, find it.
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Book me on the next
Plane and call me back!
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Oh!
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Courage, darling.
Mother's on her way.
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Lisa: darling, are
You all right?
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I just got a chill.
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Are you catching a cold?
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No. When I walked
Through the door,
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I got a feeling of...
Impending doom.
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I get the same feeling
Every time I walk in here.
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That's enough wood for
You to make breakfast.
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Even if I knew how to cook,
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What am I supposed to make?
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Well, this is a farm.
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Find some eggs or something.
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Who's that?
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If it's anyone who can cook,
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Send them right in.
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Who's there?
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Mr. Haney.
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Oh.
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Look, you want...
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You push the door, while I turn.
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Ohh. Good morning, mr. Douglas.
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Good morning.
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This never happened
When I owned the place.
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One thing I always took care of
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Was my doorknobs.
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Yeah. That's all
You did take care of.
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I just dropped
Over about the cots.
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Now, if you want to
Use them again tonight,
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You... You're welcome both.
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Thank you.
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Cost you another dollar.
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What?
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Well, I just rented them to you
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For the night. The sun's up.
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That'll be another dollar...
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In advance.
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Don't you trust me?
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Well, with most things,
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But not with them cots.
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They're antiques.
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They went up san joo-wan hill
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With teddy roosevelt.
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There you are.
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Thank you.
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Now, would you be
Needing anything else?
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No, no, no. Thank you.
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Well then, I guess I'll be...
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Oh, by the way how's
Eb doing for you?
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Oh, he's fine. So far.
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Oh, he's a good worker.
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I'm glad you kept him.
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I'd like to say hello to him.
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Where is he?
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He's back in the barn.
He's trying to find
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A table and some
Chairs for our kitchen.
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I don't believe
He's gonna find any.
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Uh, you wouldn't happen
To know where we...
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Might find some, would you?
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Uh, let's see.
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Seems to be I did see a
Set just the other day.
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Now, where did...
Oh, I remember.
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On the truck.
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On the truck.
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I'll make you a
Good buy on them.
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No, no, no. I don't
Want to buy them.
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Uh, we're having
All our furniture
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Shipped out from new york.
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Well, I could rent them
To you for say $2.00 a day,
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Payable daily at sundown.
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$2.00!
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Well, they're antiques.
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Yeah, I know.
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Teddy roosevelt captured them
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Off the top of san juan hill.
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Oh, you heard the story.
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Yeah, I heard the
Story. There's your $2.00.
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You want me to give you a hand
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To carry them into the kitchen?
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Yeah, would you?
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For 50 cents.
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Just get them off the truck!
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I'll get eb to help me!
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Well, can't win 'em all.
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Ok.
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Just 3 eggs.
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Just sit down somewhere.
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Now, please die.
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Just 3 eggs.
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Come on. Don't be so difficult.
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Darling.
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Well, you know how to do it.
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Even if he does,
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I don't think he'll be able to.
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Mrs. Bradley.
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That's a rooster.
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Oh, a man chicken.
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I was counting on
Him for breakfast.
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Well, I wouldn't.
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You see, like most men,
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He just struts around,
Makes a lot of noise
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While the women do all the work.
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I, uh, brought you some
Things for breakfast.
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I figured you might need them.
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Oh, thank you.
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Let's see now. We
Have coffee and flour
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And sugar and bacon and eggs.
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Ohh, good.
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Ha ha ha. I think that's
All you're gonna need.
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Except one thing.
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A cook.
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You can't cook?
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Mm-mmm.
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Well, when mr. Douglas
Proposed to you,
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Didn't he ask...
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No, I guess he wouldn't.
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Come on. Let's see
What we can do.
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I think they're about
Ready to turn over.
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Me?
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You gotta solo sometime.
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Now what?
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You flip it over.
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I think you should've had
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A little more
Practice making batter.
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We should have started
With something easier
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Like boiled eggs.
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How do you do that?
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There you go.
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Heh heh.
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Do you think that
Oliver will really believe
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That I made these?
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Oh, I think so.
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Oliver: ooh, easy, easy.
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I had to give mr. Haney
A $25 deposit on this.
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Morning, mr. Douglas.
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Oh, mrs. Bradley.
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Darling, guess what?
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Mrs. Bradley brought
Over breakfast,
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And I cooked it
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With her help.
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Oh, I don't want any credit.
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Ohh. They're beautiful.
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Oh, I hope they taste
As good as they look.
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I hope they taste
Better than that.
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Taste one.
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Heh heh. Uh.
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Ha ha.
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Uh.
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Well?
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It's chewy.
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Um, eb, wh... Where
Did this come from?
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Mr. Douglas rented
It from mr. Haney
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For $2.00 a day.
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Oh, it looks familiar.
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Ahh. Now I recognize it.
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Um, I gave this to
The salvation army
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5 years ago.
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It needs something underneath
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To shore it up.
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Lisa: darling,
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Would you like to
Have another pancake?
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No, thank you. That
One did the trick.
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And on the farm,
Planning involves
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Taking stock of the resources
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That are available to
The individual farmer
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And deciding on the
Best way to use them.
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Now, that's what
We've gotta do today
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Is take stock of our resources.
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This is a very helpful pamphlet.
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Who puts that out?
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The department of agriculture.
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Mr. Haney used to talk
To them about once a year.
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They always told him what
The best crop was to plant
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For plowing under.
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I am not gonna grow
Any crops to plow under!
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Mr. Haney used to say
There was big money in it.
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Did mrs. Bradley go?
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Yes. Wasn't that nice of her
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To bring over all those things?
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Lisa, that's what I mean
About the country.
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People are neighborly.
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00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:54,812
They help each other.
272
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,948
Darling, would you like
To have some coffee?
273
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:10,673
This is the first pot of coffee
274
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,008
I've ever made in my life.
275
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,165
Is that coffee?
276
00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,499
How 'bout that?
277
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,928
I've been using it
On the hot cakes.
278
00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:20,604
Would you like to
Have some more?
279
00:12:20,674 --> 00:12:22,640
Oh, no, no, no. We
Have to get to work.
280
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:23,919
Well, where are you going?
281
00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:25,387
We're going out to plan the farm
282
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,011
For profit and stability.
283
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,290
Before you plan the farm,
284
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:29,391
You'd better plan the house.
285
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,492
If we are going to live here,
286
00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:31,861
You'd better get it fixed up.
287
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:34,585
Lisa, the house is
Your responsibility.
288
00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:35,586
My responsibility?!
289
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:36,587
Of course.
290
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:37,588
Well, I didn't have any...
291
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:38,589
Excuse me. Uh...
292
00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:39,590
Do you want me to wait outside
293
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:40,591
Or stay for the argument?
294
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:41,660
Wait outside.
295
00:12:41,695 --> 00:12:43,935
That's what mr. Haney
Always used to say.
296
00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:45,496
Darling.
297
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,509
I don't want to argue with you.
298
00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,211
I just want to say something.
299
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:50,168
But every time you say
300
00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:51,413
You just want to say something,
301
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,071
It ends up in an argument.
302
00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:55,873
I only want to make
A simple statement.
303
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:56,942
I am leaving.
304
00:12:58,244 --> 00:12:59,177
You're leaving?
305
00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:00,178
Yes.
306
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:01,523
You promised you'd
Stay for 6 months!
307
00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:02,613
Well, I stayed last night.
308
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:05,016
It was the longest 6
Months I've ever spent.
309
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,251
Is something wrong?
310
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,821
Is something wrong?
311
00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:12,423
What's the matter with this?
312
00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:15,193
Well. I-I admit it
Takes a little repair
313
00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:16,894
Here, now, I'll get to that.
314
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:17,963
When?
315
00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:19,563
Um, after harvest
Time is finished.
316
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,798
When I get more time.
317
00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:21,799
And I'm packed.
318
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:23,908
You drive me to the station?
319
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:26,904
No, wait. Wait a minute.
320
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:27,905
Wait a minute.
321
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:28,906
I am serious.
322
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,152
If it's that important
To you, all right.
323
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:31,520
I'll get the place
Fixed up for you.
324
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:32,476
When?
325
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:33,477
Well, today is wednesday.
326
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:34,478
By the time I fix...
327
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:35,479
Good-bye. No, no!
328
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:36,981
All right! I'll start today!
329
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,050
This morning.
330
00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:40,517
This morning.
331
00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,487
What is it you want me to do?
332
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,434
I don't know. I first
Have to talk it over
333
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,358
With an interior decorator.
334
00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:49,994
Where are you gonna
Find an interior decorator?
335
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,063
In new york.
336
00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:52,407
I'll be packed in 15 minutes.
337
00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:53,542
No, no, no! I'll find one!
338
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,044
I'll find one. No, no, please.
339
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,213
If there's one within
500 miles, I'll find him.
340
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,469
Just don't go away.
341
00:13:58,537 --> 00:13:59,849
Go and practice your cooking.
342
00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:03,440
Don't go away.
343
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,031
Mr. Douglas, there's
Something I gotta...
344
00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:17,199
No, no. Not now.
Put the hood down.
345
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,589
But, mr. Douglas...
346
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,136
Never mind. I'm in a hurry.
347
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,669
That's what I
Wanted to tell you.
348
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:42,825
Good morning, mr. Drucker.
349
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,115
Drucker: morning, mr. Douglas.
350
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,327
Oh, what I need...
351
00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:47,551
I know just what you're
Going to ask me for.
352
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,719
What's that?
353
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:50,587
That's a screw for
Your front doorknob.
354
00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:52,489
Save you climbing in
And out of the window.
355
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,058
Well, but what I...
356
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,659
I got some of that, too.
357
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:56,928
Roll of electric tape,
358
00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:58,796
So you can splice
The wire you busted
359
00:14:58,865 --> 00:14:59,909
Dragging the cot out the window.
360
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,076
What have you got
Going on around here?
361
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,845
A bush telegraph or something?
362
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:04,335
Eh, just keep my
Ear to the ground.
363
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,637
I hear kate brought you over
The makings for breakfast.
364
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:07,638
Yes. Yes, she was.
365
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:08,806
You ought to stock up.
366
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,607
I got a great deal for you.
367
00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:11,976
The honeymooners' special.
368
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,211
What's that?
369
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:15,512
Newlyweds are always
Coming in here pestering me
370
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,092
For some kind of list
Of what they needed
371
00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:18,216
To set up housekeeping.
372
00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:19,717
So, I got up this list,
373
00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:21,585
Which includes all
The basic necessities
374
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,288
For married life for
$18, for which you get
375
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:27,091
A completely equipped
Kitchen, including one cookbook,
376
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:30,127
One can opener, one coffee
Pot, one frying pan, one stew pot,
377
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:32,763
One all-purpose pot, one dish
Towel, and one scouring pad.
378
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:34,698
Oh, that's very nice, but...
379
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,034
For the bathroom, you get
One bar of perfumed soap,
380
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,570
2 toothbrushes, a bottle
Of brilliantine, 2 face towels,
381
00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:42,039
2 bath towels, and
A nonskid bath mat.
382
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,241
Well, I don't...
383
00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:45,254
For the bedroom, 2 sheets,
2 pillows, 2 pillowcases,
384
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,778
2 padded coat hangers, a
Hot water bottle, 2 blankets,
385
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:49,146
One army and one navy.
386
00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:52,294
Well, what I came for was...
387
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:54,685
Now, if you want to go all
Out, I got the deluxe special.
388
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:58,923
For $8 more, you can add to
The above one side of bacon,
389
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,758
One can of coffee,
3 cans of succotash,
390
00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:02,793
One can of creamed
Corn, 2 cans of apple sauce,
391
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:05,796
2 cans of beans, one jar
Of jam, salt, pepper, vinegar,
392
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:07,064
Pound of assorted crackers,
393
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,632
Large jar of
Maraschino cherries,
394
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,068
And a can of genuine sardines.
395
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,669
Well, what I...
396
00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:14,671
In addition, you get
Such luxury items
397
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,374
As stove black, a
Lamp wick trimmer,
398
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:18,742
A door mat with "Welcome"
Spelled out in 3 colors,
399
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,144
A flashlight, a shaving mirror,
400
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:24,315
And your choice of either
Of these 2 framed mottos.
401
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,418
Uh, no. No, thank you...
402
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:28,663
I know it ain't
An easy decision.
403
00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:30,121
Well, think it over.
404
00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:31,749
Is there anything
Else I can do for you?
405
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,690
Uh...
406
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:36,127
I forgot what I
Came in... Oh! Oh, yes.
407
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:38,473
Uh, this might seem like
A silly question to you,
408
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:39,897
But do you know where
409
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,843
I could get in touch
With a decorator?
410
00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:43,200
That's not a silly question.
411
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:44,835
We got one of the
Finest decorators
412
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:46,282
In the state living
Right up in pixley.
413
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,405
Roland wilson.
414
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:48,672
Pixley?
415
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,309
Well, he lives there 'cause
He's kind of semi-retired.
416
00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:52,476
Is he any good?
417
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,178
Oh, he's done work for some
418
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,887
Of the most important
People in the state,
419
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,081
Including the governor.
420
00:16:57,150 --> 00:17:00,151
I'd put him up against any of
Your new york decorators.
421
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:01,997
Oh, that'll make
My wife very happy.
422
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,232
How could I get
In touch with him?
423
00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:04,855
Well, I'll give him
A ring for you.
424
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:08,446
Sarah's a little
Slow plugging in.
425
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,195
Uh, sarah? Sam.
426
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:14,165
Could you connect me
With roland wilson in pixley?
427
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:17,435
Sarah, stop snapping your key!
428
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,972
Hello? Rollie, I
Got a job for you.
429
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,707
Yeah, there's a
Mr. Douglas here...
430
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,776
Douglas. He bought
The haney place.
431
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,440
Yeah, yeah. The haney place.
432
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,916
No, he don't look like
A drinking man to me.
433
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,087
What?
434
00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:36,253
Are you in a hurry?
435
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,388
Yes, I am.
436
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,223
Yes. He is.
437
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,225
Oh, well, thanks, rollie.
438
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:42,854
He'll drop by to see
You this afternoon.
439
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,006
Oh, thank you, thank...
440
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:45,841
You've saved my
Life, mr. Drucker.
441
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,598
Well, how about
Showing your gratitude
442
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:48,899
With the honeymoon special?
443
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:51,068
Well, no, I don't think I...
444
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,703
Is something wrong?
445
00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:53,983
Yes. I just had the
Same kind of a chill
446
00:17:54,007 --> 00:17:55,087
I had this morning.
447
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:02,646
Enjoying your ride, ma'am?
448
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:04,081
I am going to write
449
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:05,461
To the interstate
Commerce commission
450
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:06,550
About this train.
451
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,419
Well, any kind word
Will be appreciated.
452
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:12,656
The old cannonball's
Running pretty smooth today.
453
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:15,092
Rides pretty good
Since we fixed the track.
454
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:17,395
Then why is it bumping so?
455
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:19,763
Well, we ain't fixed
The wheels yet.
456
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,734
When do we get to hooterville?
457
00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:27,538
Well, we're scheduled
To arrive at 1:27.
458
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:28,705
And are we on time?
459
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:29,873
Yep.
460
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,242
We'll pull in right on the nose.
461
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,710
4:45.
462
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:37,981
This don't mean we're engaged.
463
00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:39,250
Oh!
464
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,522
And the decorator will be here.
465
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:45,722
This afternoon.
466
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:46,801
Is he any good?
467
00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:48,325
Good? He did the
Governor's place.
468
00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:49,326
Really?
469
00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:50,539
Oh, of course. He's
Going to have this
470
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,806
Looking like a palace in no time
471
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:53,397
And I've got another
Surprise for you.
472
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,565
What is that?
473
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,633
Everything we need
To set up housekeeping.
474
00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:57,801
Hey.
475
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,415
I see you got the
Honeymoon special.
476
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:00,439
Yeah.
477
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,005
The deluxe deal!
478
00:19:02,075 --> 00:19:03,852
I sure am glad you got this one.
479
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,787
I'm not much of a
Home, sweet home.
480
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:06,843
Succotash!
481
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:10,247
Look at... Green beans!
482
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,550
Genuine sardines.
483
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:13,684
Mr. Douglas,
484
00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:14,685
I just remembered something.
485
00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:16,233
What? It's time for lunch.
486
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:37,842
Dear.
487
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,389
Would you like to
Have another pancake?
488
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:41,413
Uh, no, thanks.
489
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:42,491
No, thanks. That's fine.
490
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,914
How are they?
491
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:45,449
Oh, they're just great.
492
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,917
Oliver: aren't they, eb?
493
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,198
I'll let you know as
Soon as I get one cut.
494
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:52,623
Maybe you'd like to eat
Your lunch out under a tree.
495
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,891
I'd rather eat at the
Hooterville diner.
496
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,527
No offense, mrs. Douglas.
497
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,164
Pay no attention to him.
498
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:01,932
He's not used to
Good city cooking.
499
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,267
Eb was right.
500
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:04,701
They're not very good, are they?
501
00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:09,873
Well, this is only
Your second meal.
502
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,575
It gets better each time.
503
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:12,743
It's no use.
504
00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:14,077
Oh, don't worry.
505
00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:15,824
Ah, plea... Everything
Is going to be fine.
506
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,493
Pretty soon the
Decorator will be here.
507
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:18,649
Excuse me.
508
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:21,285
Now look. He came back
For a second helping.
509
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,132
No. I didn't. I just
Came in to tell you
510
00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:24,266
There's a lady outside.
511
00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:25,889
Who is it? I don't know.
512
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:26,890
Why didn't you ask her?
513
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,892
I couldn't. She fainted.
514
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:33,365
Oh, mother!
515
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,167
Mother. Mother!
516
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,502
No wonder I got cold
Chills. What happened?
517
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,603
I don't know.
518
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,716
I picked her up at the
Depot, drove her out.
519
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,751
She got out of the truck,
520
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:43,852
Took one look at the house
521
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,209
And keeled over.
522
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,578
I can understand that.
523
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,746
Yeah. I guess the rustic beauty
524
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:51,549
Is kinda overwhelming.
525
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,396
I couldn't find
Any smelling salts,
526
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:55,653
But try this.
527
00:20:57,122 --> 00:20:58,467
This liniment's great
528
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:01,258
For rubbing horses, too.
529
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:03,093
Come along, darling.
530
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,806
Come on. You'll be all right.
531
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:06,141
I take you into the house.
532
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:08,566
Oh, no!
533
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:10,334
It's still there!
534
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,704
Oh, oliver, how could you bring
535
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:17,708
This poor, defenseless
Child to this... This... Oh!
536
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:18,853
Pack your things.
You're leaving.
537
00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:20,611
No. She's not leaving.
538
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,912
Don't shout at mother.
539
00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:24,715
I can shout at her.
She's my mother.
540
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,917
Well, she's my mother-in-law.
541
00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:28,397
It's not natural for anybody
542
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:29,431
To like their own mother-in-law.
543
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:30,599
I don't like your mother.
544
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:31,623
Oliver!
545
00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:33,557
Oh, darling. Don't
Bother arguing.
546
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,170
We'll have you packed
And back in new york
547
00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:36,126
Before dinner.
548
00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:37,435
Speaking of dinner.
549
00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:38,640
Nobody's speaking of dinner.
550
00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:39,730
Come along, now.
551
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:40,809
Now, wait a second!
552
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,345
Uh, uh, mr. Douglas,
That'll be a dollar.
553
00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:45,080
For bringing the lady out.
554
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:46,036
A dollar?
555
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:47,782
Well, I don't 'spect a tip.
556
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:49,940
You're not getting one.
557
00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:53,076
Oh, uh, mr. Douglas.
558
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,223
Maybe you can spend it.
559
00:21:54,247 --> 00:21:56,447
You sure can't eat it.
560
00:21:56,515 --> 00:21:58,260
The room was too much for her.
561
00:21:58,284 --> 00:21:59,924
Come on, darling. Help me.
562
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,222
There you are, dear.
563
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:08,659
Go pack your clothes.
564
00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:10,961
You are not staying
Inside this depressed area
565
00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:12,062
Another second.
566
00:22:13,799 --> 00:22:14,732
Excuse me.
567
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:15,977
I'm looking for mr. Douglas.
568
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,568
Not now. I'm busy.
569
00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:19,248
Uh, sam drucker told me
570
00:22:19,272 --> 00:22:21,049
You wanted to see
Me this afternoon.
571
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:22,439
I'm roland wilson.
572
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:24,575
Well!
573
00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:26,644
The decorator.
574
00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:27,778
This is the decorator.
575
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,346
I told you I'd get one.
576
00:22:29,415 --> 00:22:30,547
Lisa, are you coming?
577
00:22:30,616 --> 00:22:32,416
Oh, darling, I promised oliver
578
00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:34,485
If he gets a
Decorator I'll stay.
579
00:22:34,553 --> 00:22:36,052
You don't have
To keep a promise.
580
00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:37,888
You're a woman!
581
00:22:37,956 --> 00:22:39,856
I'm also oliver's wife.
582
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,694
Well, if that's what you want.
583
00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:48,565
No. No, I cannot go and
Leave you here in this!
584
00:22:48,634 --> 00:22:51,535
Oh, don't worry,
Darling! I'll be all right.
585
00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:53,081
Well, if you change your mind,
586
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:55,706
You know you always
Have a home with me.
587
00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:57,874
Oh, thank you,
Darling. Good-bye.
588
00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:00,243
Good-bye, mother.
589
00:23:00,313 --> 00:23:02,393
Oh. Good-bye, oliver.
590
00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:06,049
My son.
591
00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:07,785
The farming nut.
592
00:23:09,087 --> 00:23:10,153
Oh, mr. Haney.
593
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,382
I'll ride back to
Hooterville with you.
594
00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:14,958
Thank you, darling.
595
00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:16,827
Darling, mr. Wilson.
596
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:18,429
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I'm sorry.
597
00:23:18,497 --> 00:23:19,641
Oh, go ahead. I'm in no hurry.
598
00:23:19,665 --> 00:23:20,665
Oh, we are.
599
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:21,843
We are eager to get started.
600
00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:23,367
Do you have any good ideas?
601
00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:24,913
Well, I kinda like to find out
602
00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:26,415
What the client wants.
603
00:23:26,439 --> 00:23:28,383
Well, it should
Be lots of colors.
604
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:29,707
Gay and cheery.
605
00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:31,408
Oh, that's easy.
606
00:23:31,477 --> 00:23:34,144
But there's one thing
I have to know first.
607
00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:35,879
How big a cake did you want?
608
00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:38,315
Both: cake?!
609
00:23:38,384 --> 00:23:40,851
Now, the cake I decorated
For the governor
610
00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:44,722
Was 4 feet square
And 6 tiers high
611
00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:47,991
And it had a donkey
And a mule on top.
612
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:49,593
It was strictly non-partisan.
613
00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:52,496
You are a cake decorator?
614
00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:54,197
Best in the county.
615
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,799
Now, what's the occasion?
616
00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:58,301
Lisa, I...
617
00:23:58,371 --> 00:24:01,271
Why not make it
A moving-in cake?
618
00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:12,583
Oliver?
619
00:24:12,651 --> 00:24:14,718
Oliver: put out the light.
620
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,253
Oliver!
621
00:24:18,323 --> 00:24:20,457
Oliver: I've got a
Surprise for you.
622
00:24:20,526 --> 00:24:22,158
Happy anniversary!
623
00:24:22,227 --> 00:24:23,827
Oh, darling, it isn't
Our anniversary!
624
00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:24,995
Yes, it is.
625
00:24:25,063 --> 00:24:27,308
It's been exactly a week
That we've been here.
626
00:24:27,332 --> 00:24:29,043
Mr. Wilson just
Brought the cake.
627
00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:30,100
Oh, it's beautiful.
628
00:24:30,168 --> 00:24:31,201
What is that?
629
00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:32,614
That's the way our
House is going to look
630
00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:34,471
After we get it fixed up.
631
00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:35,706
Aah!
632
00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:39,576
Chocolate roof, mocha
Walls, and a vanilla fence.
633
00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:41,890
Uh-huh. Now, make a wish
And blow out the candle.
634
00:24:41,914 --> 00:24:44,381
I wish the windows
Wouldn't be pistachio.
635
00:24:49,087 --> 00:24:52,255
Darling, you're
Crushing the cake!
636
00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:04,368
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