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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:13,545 Captioning made possible By mgm home entertainment 2 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:29,294 Oliver: ♪ green acres Is the place to be ♪ 3 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:33,132 ♪ farm livin' is The life for me ♪ 4 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:37,236 ♪ land spreadin' Out so far and wide ♪ 5 00:00:37,304 --> 00:00:40,972 ♪ keep manhattan, just Give me that countryside ♪ 6 00:00:41,042 --> 00:00:42,408 Lisa: ♪ new york ♪ 7 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:45,077 ♪ is where I'd rather stay ♪ 8 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:47,246 ♪ I get allergic ♪ 9 00:00:47,314 --> 00:00:49,248 ♪ smelling hay ♪ 10 00:00:49,316 --> 00:00:52,751 ♪ I just adore a Penthouse view ♪ 11 00:00:52,819 --> 00:00:54,086 ♪ darling, I love you ♪ 12 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:55,835 ♪ but give me park avenue ♪ 13 00:00:58,426 --> 00:01:00,459 ♪ the chores ♪ 14 00:01:00,528 --> 00:01:02,494 ♪ the stores ♪ 15 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,329 ♪ fresh air ♪ 16 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:05,509 ♪ times square ♪ 17 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:07,032 ♪ you are my wife ♪ 18 00:01:07,101 --> 00:01:08,912 ♪ good-bye, city life ♪ 19 00:01:08,936 --> 00:01:12,304 ♪ green acres, we are there ♪ 20 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:30,889 Man: this is an apartment house 21 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:34,059 Located on fashionable Park avenue in new york city. 22 00:01:36,129 --> 00:01:38,564 This is oliver wendell douglas, 23 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:40,999 The gentleman who Lives in penthouse "B." 24 00:01:49,142 --> 00:01:50,742 Every day at this time, 25 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:52,177 When mr. Douglas comes home 26 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:54,846 From the hustle and Bustle of his law practice, 27 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:57,282 And after fighting The rush-hour traffic... 28 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:02,688 He enjoys walking Out on his terrace 29 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:05,523 And looking at his Magnificent view of the city 30 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:07,960 And saying... I hate it. 31 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:12,764 Good evening. I'm john daly. 32 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,700 There are many people Who would disagree 33 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:18,303 With oliver wendell douglas' Feelings about new york city. 34 00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:20,806 Among them, mrs. Douglas. 35 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:22,874 I certainly do. 36 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:24,876 I love new york. 37 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:26,812 To me, it has everything. 38 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,114 It certainly has. 39 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:31,216 Crowded streets, polluted air, 40 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:33,218 Unfriendly people. 41 00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:34,886 New york is nothing But a rat race, 42 00:02:34,955 --> 00:02:36,722 And the rats are winning. 43 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:38,890 Lisa, one of these days, 44 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:41,226 I'm gonna buy a farm and Get away from all this. 45 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:42,772 Now, of course, You will, darling. 46 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:44,562 I mean it! I know you do. 47 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:46,442 You've been saying it Ever since we married. 48 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:47,733 Mm-hmm, and I'm going to... 49 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:50,568 And soon. Oliver, how soon? 50 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:52,838 Well... 51 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:57,676 Oliver, how soon? 52 00:02:57,745 --> 00:02:59,845 Yesterday! 53 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:01,747 Aah! 54 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:05,751 In 1930, there were more Than 32 million people 55 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:07,352 Living on farms. 56 00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:09,587 In the 35 years that followed, 57 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:12,524 More than 20 million People sold their farms 58 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:14,359 And moved to the city. 59 00:03:14,427 --> 00:03:18,196 To the best of my knowledge, In this same period of time, 60 00:03:18,265 --> 00:03:21,700 Only one man got rid of His park avenue penthouse 61 00:03:21,769 --> 00:03:23,301 And bought a farm. 62 00:03:25,773 --> 00:03:28,373 Oliver's beautiful And sophisticated wife 63 00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:30,542 Reacted to the News of his purchase 64 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:32,878 With typical wifely tolerance. 65 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:39,384 Oliver wendell douglas' Love of farming started here, 66 00:03:39,452 --> 00:03:41,887 In this comfortable Little farmhouse 67 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:45,390 In upstate new york Near saratoga springs, 68 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:46,925 Where oliver was born. 69 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:49,127 Oliver was a happy baby. 70 00:03:49,196 --> 00:03:51,930 He didn't catch cold easily. 71 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:54,099 These are some of The photographs 72 00:03:54,168 --> 00:03:56,868 His father took while Oliver was growing up. 73 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:59,504 By the time his father Learned to use the camera, 74 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:00,972 Oliver was 14. 75 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:04,743 This is young oliver On his 14th birthday. 76 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:07,012 Father and son sat down 77 00:04:07,081 --> 00:04:09,181 To have a talk about The boy's future. 78 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,393 Well, now, son, 79 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:11,561 Have you given any thought 80 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,351 To your future? 81 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,687 Yes, sir. I'd like to be... 82 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,689 A lawyer. 83 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:20,592 No, sir. I'm going To be a farmer. 84 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:22,861 A farmer?! 85 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:25,197 Oh, now, look here, my boy. 86 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,576 Your mother and I Decided that you were 87 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,532 Going to be a lawyer 88 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:28,978 From the day you were born. 89 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:32,037 Don't you think I should Have been consulted? 90 00:04:32,106 --> 00:04:35,073 What does a day-old Kid know about anything? 91 00:04:35,142 --> 00:04:38,043 Why, we even named You oliver wendell 92 00:04:38,112 --> 00:04:39,622 After the associate justice Of our supreme court, 93 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:41,512 Oliver wendell holmes. 94 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:43,915 I could change my name. 95 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:45,528 You'd better change your mind. 96 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:46,763 You're going to harvard, 97 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,720 And you're going to study law! 98 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,122 No, sir. 99 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:52,090 I'm going to be a farmer! 100 00:04:52,159 --> 00:04:54,204 There is one thing You can say about me 101 00:04:54,228 --> 00:04:56,828 That you can't say About your mother. 102 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:58,830 I am not pig-headed. 103 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:01,233 Now, why do you want To become a farmer?! 104 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:04,669 The boy went on to explain 105 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:07,338 All his reasons for Wanting to become a farmer, 106 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:09,707 And why he didn't Want to go to harvard. 107 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:12,343 Oliver's father Listened patiently. 108 00:05:12,412 --> 00:05:14,679 He was a reasonable man. 109 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:16,181 This picture of oliver 110 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:18,516 Was taken on the Day he graduated 111 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:21,619 From the harvard school of law. 112 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:23,521 Oliver started his career 113 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:25,857 With the very Distinguished law firm 114 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:28,359 Of felton, o'connell, clay, 115 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:31,296 Blakely, harmon, Dillon, and pastor. 116 00:05:33,566 --> 00:05:36,367 He applied himself Diligently to his work, 117 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:39,037 But he never lost his Desire to be a farmer. 118 00:05:39,106 --> 00:05:41,539 His days were Filled with briefs, 119 00:05:41,608 --> 00:05:43,208 Complaints, answers, 120 00:05:43,277 --> 00:05:45,177 Demurers, and writs of replevy. 121 00:05:46,579 --> 00:05:48,379 And his lunch hour 122 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:52,483 Was crowded with inter-seeding legumes in corn, 123 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:56,822 zinc deficiency of field And vegetable crops, 124 00:05:56,890 --> 00:06:00,091 how to control sickle Coccitiosis of chickens. 125 00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:03,962 Douglas. 126 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:09,712 Yes, mr. Felton? 127 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:11,169 What is that? 128 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:12,838 Uh, a bulletin 129 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:15,506 From the department Of agriculture, sir. 130 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:17,008 Department of agriculture? 131 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:18,509 This is a law office. 132 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:20,178 Yes, sir. 133 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:22,013 Where are the papers On the cantor affair? 134 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:24,082 Uh, right here, sir. They... 135 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:27,352 Wait a minute. Wait. What... 136 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:28,686 What's in that drawer? 137 00:06:28,755 --> 00:06:30,035 Uh, papers, sir. 138 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:31,857 This one! 139 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:34,025 What are those? 140 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:35,961 Mushrooms, sir. 141 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:40,765 The next office oliver Was associated with was... 142 00:06:44,471 --> 00:06:47,372 After reporting Regularly for 8 weeks, 143 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:48,706 Oliver received a letter 144 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:51,676 Offering him immediate And permanent employment. 145 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:56,647 After carefully assessing 146 00:06:56,716 --> 00:06:59,150 His educational Background in law, 147 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:00,997 The army gave him a commission 148 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:03,654 As a lieutenant In the air force. 149 00:07:03,723 --> 00:07:05,823 Even in the midst of war, 150 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:08,894 Oliver never lost His interest in farming. 151 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:11,329 I'm flying over a Field of lettuce. 152 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:12,708 Looks like butter lettuce. 153 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:15,500 No. Oh, no, that's iceberg. 154 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:17,668 Hey, there's a corn field. 155 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:19,382 Oh, that doesn't look too good. 156 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:20,549 Soil's probably suffering 157 00:07:20,573 --> 00:07:22,551 From a nitrogen deficiency. 158 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:24,220 Maybe it's corn borers. 159 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:25,176 Radio: red leader, red leader, 160 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:26,677 Never mind the Agricultural report. 161 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:27,891 Have you sighted the target? 162 00:07:27,915 --> 00:07:28,846 The target? 163 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:30,015 The gun emplacement. 164 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:31,727 Oh, yes, I see it Right dead ahead. 165 00:07:31,751 --> 00:07:32,683 Bomb it. 166 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:33,684 But, sir, it's Right in the middle 167 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:34,685 Of a field of tomatoes. 168 00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:35,853 Bomb it! 169 00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:38,243 They're just ready To be harvested! 170 00:07:39,692 --> 00:07:41,359 Bomb it, and that's an order. 171 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:42,460 Roger. 172 00:07:48,535 --> 00:07:49,467 Red leader. Red leader, report. 173 00:07:49,536 --> 00:07:50,701 Direct hit. 174 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:52,810 Ketchup all over everything. 175 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:56,474 After the war, 176 00:07:56,543 --> 00:07:58,476 Oliver returned To the united states 177 00:07:58,545 --> 00:08:00,312 And became a successful lawyer. 178 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:02,613 And romance entered his life. 179 00:08:02,682 --> 00:08:04,983 Oliver now had 2 loves: 180 00:08:05,052 --> 00:08:06,151 Lisa... 181 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,686 And the one he'd never Forgotten, farming. 182 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:10,989 When they returned From their honeymoon, 183 00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:13,325 Lisa and oliver set Up housekeeping 184 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:16,727 In this apartment house On east 62nd street. 185 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:18,830 They lived here for a year, 186 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:22,000 And then moved To east 54th street. 187 00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:26,004 From there, they Moved to east 37th street. 188 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:27,073 5th avenue, 189 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:28,639 East 62nd, 190 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:30,075 Sutton place, 191 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:31,176 Madison avenue, 192 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:32,777 Central park south, 193 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:33,878 Park avenue. 194 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:37,015 Lisa was happy in Each one of them, 195 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:39,351 But oliver insisted on moving. 196 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:40,852 His reasons were... 197 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,731 Oliver: too noisy. Too crowded. 198 00:08:42,755 --> 00:08:44,822 No sunshine. No privacy. 199 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:46,735 No fresh air. Too expensive. 200 00:08:46,759 --> 00:08:48,704 Too snooty. Too far downtown. 201 00:08:48,728 --> 00:08:50,061 Too far uptown. 202 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:52,130 Oliver, what's the Matter with you? 203 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,466 The same thing that's Always the matter with me. 204 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:55,845 I drive home Through that traffic, 205 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,347 The crowds, the foul air, 206 00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:58,303 And I say to myself, 207 00:08:58,372 --> 00:09:00,138 "This is a ridiculous Way to live." 208 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:03,608 Oh, lisa, let's buy a farm. 209 00:09:03,676 --> 00:09:04,809 Oliver... 210 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:07,645 Why do you have such a Thing about moving to a farm? 211 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,995 Why do you have such a thing About not moving to a farm? 212 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,010 My thing makes more Sense than your thing. 213 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,318 I don't agree with you. 214 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:15,987 Darling, darling... 215 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:19,157 You have everything a Man could possibly want. 216 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,371 A beautiful home. A Wife who loves you. 217 00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:23,161 A successful law practice. 218 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,541 Yet you'd throw it all Away to move to a farm. 219 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:26,831 You're darn right I would. 220 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,544 Why? Because a farm 221 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:31,669 Would give me a feeling Of accomplishing something. 222 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:34,172 I'd take a little seed, A tiny little seed, 223 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,674 I'd plant it in the ground. I'd put some dirt on it. 224 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,343 I'd water it. And pretty soon, 225 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,178 Do you know what I'd have? 226 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,447 A dirty little wet seed. 227 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,519 You'll never Understand the way I feel, 228 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,021 Because you were not Born on a farm like I was. 229 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,734 But that was a long time ago. 230 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,369 Besides, you Grew up in the city. 231 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:55,527 My roots are in the soil. 232 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,240 So that's what you want to do... 233 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:59,130 Soil your roots. 234 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:02,100 Come with me. 235 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,249 I want to show you something. 236 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:08,739 I was going to order some Beautiful garden furnitures, 237 00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:11,209 But I think it's more important 238 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,711 That you do a little farming. 239 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,213 Farming? 240 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:18,216 Get yourself some Pots and putter. 241 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,218 Dirty up your little seeds. 242 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,419 Have a ball. 243 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:22,720 It's all yours. 244 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:26,224 Oh, farming is more than Puttering in a few pots. 245 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,733 But, darling, this way You can start out small 246 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:29,939 And find out if you really 247 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,230 Can grow anything. 248 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:35,333 Don't you worry about Me growing anything. 249 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:42,907 Lisa: darling? 250 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,076 Oh, darling, you Better get dressed. 251 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,412 We are due at the Coopers' at 6:00. 252 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,581 I can't go. Why not? 253 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,682 This is planting season. 254 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:53,896 I've gotta get these seeds In while the weather's right. 255 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:56,988 Oh, darling, you can Plant flowers anytime. 256 00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:58,356 Flowers? 257 00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:00,325 I'm planting a money crop. 258 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:04,028 Corn, tomatoes, carrots. 259 00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,241 How long do you Think it will take? 260 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:06,531 You know the coopers. 261 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,032 I don't know how long. 262 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,034 You can't just Scatter seeds around. 263 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,536 You gotta do it scientifically. 264 00:11:11,605 --> 00:11:14,639 The corn has to be planted Exactly 30 inches apart. 265 00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:32,723 You got a sick pot? 266 00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:35,393 I'm taking the Soil's temperature. 267 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:36,727 The department of agriculture 268 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:39,897 Says that corn grows Best when the soil is warm. 269 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,777 How am I gonna tell whether The soil is warm or not 270 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:43,081 If I don't take It's temperature? 271 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,169 Oh. 272 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,116 Darling, what about the coopers? 273 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,406 Tell them we're not coming. 274 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:50,119 But they'll want to know why. 275 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,176 Tell them the truth. 276 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:52,843 Tell them I'm planting corn. 277 00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:55,280 I'd rather tell them A lie they'd believe. 278 00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:02,854 Oliver and lisa didn't Go out very much 279 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,522 For the next few months. 280 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:07,025 All his spare time was Devoted to farming. 281 00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:09,694 He cultivated, Weeded, fertilized. 282 00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:11,195 He did everything 283 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,698 Recommended by the Department of agriculture, 284 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,200 And a few things not Recommended by them. 285 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,036 What is that? 286 00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:19,436 It's a sun lamp. 287 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,541 I bought it today. 288 00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:25,209 Corn's not getting enough sun. 289 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,045 Can't get through the smog. 290 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:28,379 Looks fine to me. 291 00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:29,380 Ohh. 292 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:31,315 Look at those carrots. 293 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:34,719 Ohh. 294 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:37,555 Don't worry, darling. 295 00:12:37,623 --> 00:12:39,057 It'll be all right. 296 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,058 It'll grow. 297 00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:42,060 I have all the Confidence in you. 298 00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:43,561 Why, I bet 299 00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:45,607 There won't be another Man on park avenue 300 00:12:45,631 --> 00:12:47,999 Who has as big a crop as yours. 301 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:51,547 I won't be back for weeks, 302 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,549 So you've got to water The corn everyday. 303 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,006 Do you have your toothbrush? 304 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:56,507 The toothbrush? 305 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,696 I don't... Yes, I've Got the toothbrush. 306 00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:00,556 Now, the carrots Have to be thinned out. 307 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,013 What about handkerchiefs? 308 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,682 Uh, um, handkerchiefs. 309 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,395 Let me look. Uh, Yes, handkerchiefs. 310 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,564 I've got handkerchiefs. Uh, about the tomatoes... 311 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:11,189 Shirts? Uh... 312 00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:13,524 Yes, I've got shirts. 313 00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,071 There's a window box On the uptown side 314 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,027 Of the terrace... 315 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,528 Don't worry, darling. 316 00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,030 I'll look after The farm for you. 317 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,031 Thank you. 318 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,532 Have a good trip to chicago, 319 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,034 And good luck with your case. 320 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,413 Thank you. There, darling. 321 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,204 I'll call you. Bye. 322 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:28,139 Haven't you forgotten something? 323 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,476 My farm gazette. 324 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,214 I wanted to finish Reading it on the plane. 325 00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:38,716 There's an ad in Here about a farm 326 00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,585 In a place called hooterville. 327 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,386 A steal. 160 acres. 328 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:45,322 Darling, you only have 25 Minutes to make your plane. 329 00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:50,061 Oliver! 330 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,929 You'll be gone for a week. 331 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,949 Hootersville? 332 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,766 Oh, I see it, arnold. 333 00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:18,022 Hey, fellas! 334 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,190 Quiet, joe. 335 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:20,736 Arnold's concentrating. 336 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,693 I got some big news About the town. 337 00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:23,694 Yeah? You leavin'? 338 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:24,695 No. 339 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:26,197 Then it can't be very big. 340 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,364 This is big news. 341 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:29,200 Somebody bought the haney place. 342 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,002 Men: the haney place? Yeah. 343 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,750 Sure wish I coulda Latched onto him first. 344 00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,252 I'd have sold him a few acres 345 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:37,753 Of that bottom land of mine. 346 00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:39,210 What bottom land? 347 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,257 That stuff I got down On the simpson swamp. 348 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,713 Oh, nobody in his right mind 349 00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,248 Would buy any of that stuff. 350 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:47,418 This fella bought old Man haney's place, didn't he? 351 00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:48,898 You know who he is, joe? 352 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:52,489 No, but I sure would Like to meet him. 353 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:53,869 Uh, good afternoon, gentlemen. 354 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:54,937 Afternoon. Afternoon. 355 00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:57,361 Good after... 356 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:02,166 Uh, I'm looking for mr. Drucker. 357 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,500 Oh, that's me. 358 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,547 Oh, my name is douglas. Oliver wendell douglas. 359 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:06,670 Pleased to meet you. 360 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,173 Douglas oliver wendell douglas? 361 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,843 You got enough Names for 2 fellas. 362 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,677 No, there's no douglas At the front of it. 363 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,679 It's just plain oliver Wendell douglas. 364 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,793 Well, that ain't very plain. 365 00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:19,697 I'm joe carson, manager Of the shady rest hotel. 366 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,185 You lookin' for a place to stay? 367 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,264 No, no. I... 368 00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:23,855 I'm floyd smoot, 369 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,589 And that there is fred ziffel. 370 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,937 I'm glad to meet you. You, too, mr. Ziffel. 371 00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,193 Yes, sir. Howdy. 372 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,028 And this is arnold. 373 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,364 Arnold say hello to mr... Uh... 374 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:34,743 Douglas. Oliver wendell douglas. 375 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,745 Thought you said there wasn't Any douglas in front of it? 376 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:37,869 There isn't. 377 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,815 I wonder if you could Help me, mr. Drucker. 378 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,138 I'll be right with you. 379 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,918 I don't wanna miss my train. 380 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,709 I understand it leaves For pixley at 3:10. 381 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,090 You got an hour and 20 minutes. 382 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,380 It's 3:05 now. 383 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,759 Yeah, if you wanted To leave at 3:10, 384 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,817 You shoulda taken the 1:20. 385 00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:56,487 Well, I'm supposed to Make a bus connection. 386 00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:58,655 I've got to get Back to new york. 387 00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:00,369 Is there any other Way I can get to pixley? 388 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,159 You could fly. 389 00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:03,160 I could? 390 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,662 If you had a plane. 391 00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:07,376 I don't have a plane. 392 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,466 Then I wouldn't Figure on flying. 393 00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:13,170 You can drive to Pixley if you want. 394 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:14,671 I haven't got a car. 395 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,007 Wanna rent one? 396 00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:17,008 Yes. Where? 397 00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:18,175 Pixley. 398 00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:21,678 No, I'm going to pixley. 399 00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,680 Well, you couldn't Drive there anyway. 400 00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:25,669 The road was washed Out by a flash flood. 401 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,363 Yeah, sure was a lollapalooza 402 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:28,319 Of a rain. 403 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:29,686 When was that? 404 00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:31,755 1928. 405 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:32,756 If I was you, 406 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,358 I'd figure on taking the train. 407 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,227 Meanwhile, if you're in A hurry for something, 408 00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:37,761 Help yourself. 409 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,264 I've got something I want notarized. 410 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,865 They tell me you're A notary public. 411 00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:44,201 I am when I can find my seal. 412 00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:45,869 Doggone kids keep borrowin' it 413 00:16:45,939 --> 00:16:48,705 To crack walnuts. Got The jaws all sprung. 414 00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:50,419 Mr. Drucker, I'd appreciate It if you'd look for it. 415 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:53,144 This is a very Important document. 416 00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:55,646 This is the deed To the haney place. 417 00:16:55,714 --> 00:16:56,792 Men: the haney place? 418 00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,152 That's right. 419 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:02,697 Mr. Douglas, if you Wanna buy some land 420 00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:04,199 For speculation, I Got some bottom... 421 00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,156 Oh, no, no. 422 00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:06,824 I didn't buy this For speculation. 423 00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:08,525 I'm gonna live There and farm it. 424 00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:10,161 Men: the haney place? 425 00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:12,496 My wife and I are gonna Be your neighbors. 426 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:13,708 Has your wife seen it? 427 00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:15,044 No. Have you seen it? 428 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,000 Oh, yes. 429 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,001 And you bought it? 430 00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,002 Mm-hmm. That's right. 431 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,003 What business you in? 432 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,171 I'm an attorney. 433 00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:22,217 Maybe you can sue haney And get your money back. 434 00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:25,509 Gentlemen, this has Been the dream of my life... 435 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:28,679 To buy a farm, move Away from the city. 436 00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:31,682 Plow my own fields, Plant my own soil. 437 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,985 To get my hands dirty! 438 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,688 Sweat and strain To make things grow! 439 00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:39,623 To join hands with You, the farmers... 440 00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:44,328 The backbone of our economy. 441 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,075 Sam, mr. Douglas oughta have 442 00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:48,199 That bottom land of mine. 443 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:50,034 Well, mr. Douglas, 444 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,369 All I can tell you 445 00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:53,515 Is we'll be mighty happy To have you and your wife 446 00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:54,905 Livin' here in the valley. 447 00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:04,882 Aah! 448 00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:06,817 "Mr. Douglas," he said, 449 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,486 "All I can tell you 450 00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:10,321 "Is that we'll be mighty happy 451 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,322 "To have you and your wife 452 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,324 Living with us in the valley." 453 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,659 Now, that's real neighborly. 454 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:17,161 When we moved here, 455 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,163 Any of the neighbors come 456 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,998 And welcome us to the valley? 457 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,668 There's nothing to cry about. 458 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,857 The only one I ever met was That fella from downstairs 459 00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:29,006 Who came up to complain About the water from my hose 460 00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:31,509 Leaking through his ceiling. 461 00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:35,479 I don't know what You're crying about. 462 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,681 Oh, it's a beautiful farm. 463 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,683 When I told the fellas At the general store 464 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,185 That I had bought it, 465 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:44,355 All they could say Was, "The haney place?" 466 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:45,856 Like they couldn't believe 467 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,359 That I'd gotten Him to sell it to me. 468 00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,027 But you did. 469 00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:51,128 Money talks. 470 00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:52,674 How loud did it talk? 471 00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:53,630 Hmm... 472 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,177 You only gave him a deposit? 473 00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,801 No, no. I gave him a check For the full amount. 474 00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,438 Oh! Ohh! 475 00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:02,139 I didn't want to lose it. 476 00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:03,974 Couple of other People were after it. 477 00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:05,687 Oh, really? Did you see them? 478 00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:07,644 Oh, no. Mr. Haney wouldn't Give me their names. 479 00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:09,358 He knew I'd talk to Them, get the price down. 480 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,647 Ah, but you got it up. 481 00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:12,583 It's a fair price! 482 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:15,864 Oliver, stop Payment on the check. 483 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,154 No, I can't do that. 484 00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:18,155 Oh, yes, you can. 485 00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:19,656 I wouldn't dream of it. 486 00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:21,158 Besides, it's a certified check. 487 00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:23,360 Ohh. 488 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,211 Oliver douglas! 489 00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:30,934 Oh, mother! 490 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:34,383 I just couldn't believe it. 491 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,218 What have you Done to this child? 492 00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:37,174 Mother... 493 00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:38,720 Oh, there, there, darling. 494 00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:40,177 Mother's here now. 495 00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:41,345 Ohh. 496 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:42,679 Phew. 497 00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:44,181 Oliver, is it true? 498 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,349 Is what true? 499 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,062 What lisa told me On the telephone. 500 00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,564 That you've bought a farm. 501 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:51,188 Yes! Ohh. 502 00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:52,189 Go pack your things. 503 00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:54,191 You're moving in with me. 504 00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:55,737 I told you not to marry him. 505 00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,361 I warned you. 506 00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,807 Look, whose side Are you on, anyway? 507 00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,264 Hers. 508 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,199 But you're my mother! 509 00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:06,170 Let's not shout it Around, shall we? 510 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:11,542 Ohh, oliver, 511 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:14,044 Why did you have to do this? 512 00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:15,924 Couldn't you have Been happy out there 513 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,582 Farming the south 40? 514 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,551 I want a real farm, 515 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,219 Like the one I was born on. 516 00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:24,221 If anyone's to blame, you are. 517 00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:26,268 If anyone's to blame, It's your father. 518 00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:28,103 If he hadn't insisted on staying 519 00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:30,227 For that last race at saratoga, 520 00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:32,729 We would've made It to the hospital. 521 00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:35,232 It doesn't matter Why I was born there. 522 00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:36,900 The fact is, I was. 523 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:39,236 My roots are in the soil! 524 00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:43,240 But you were only there 2 days. 525 00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:46,043 Mmm. Well... 526 00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:48,045 You don't forget A thing like that. 527 00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:49,246 Mother, 528 00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:51,059 Why don't you let oliver and me 529 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,849 Try to work this out? 530 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,563 Oh, all right, darling. 531 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,730 But as I said, 532 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:56,687 If you want to move in with me, 533 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,567 Just pack a bag and Come right on over. 534 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,235 Don't even bother packing. 535 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,237 We'll buy a whole new wardrobe 536 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,127 And charge it to him! 537 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:09,533 For crying out loud, 538 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,535 I don't see why everybody Is carrying on so. 539 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,537 You knew I wanted a farm. 540 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,539 You must've known One day I'd buy one. 541 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,252 I never really Thought you would. 542 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,210 Well, maybe not so soon, 543 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,544 But that ad in the farm gazette 544 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,879 Was so enticing. And I figured, 545 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,228 Well, as long as I'm in chicago, 546 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,716 I ought to run Over to hooterville 547 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,551 And have a look at it. And... 548 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,598 Hootersville close to chicago? 549 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:30,887 Yeah, kind of. 550 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:33,056 You just have to Change planes twice, 551 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,925 And then you take the Bus from the county seat 552 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,060 Over to pixley, and from pixley, 553 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,896 You take this little Train, and there you are. 554 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,245 There you are... 555 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,899 Without me. 556 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,568 Lisa... 557 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:45,902 I know you'll love it. 558 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,404 It's got a farmhouse 559 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,406 And a barn and trees 560 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:53,176 And land that's just Made for growing things. 561 00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:55,011 Why don't you fill up a few pots 562 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,847 And bring them back? 563 00:21:56,915 --> 00:21:58,181 Lisa... 564 00:21:58,251 --> 00:22:00,691 You know how much this Means to me, don't you? 565 00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:02,519 If I didn't, I'd move In with mother. 566 00:22:02,588 --> 00:22:04,566 Try it for me, will you please? 567 00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:05,689 For how long? 568 00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:07,236 Just long enough to See whether or not 569 00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:09,860 You like it. Hmm. 5 years. 570 00:22:09,928 --> 00:22:11,362 Write me once in a while. 571 00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:12,696 2? 572 00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:14,531 Doesn't have to be a letter. 573 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,033 A postcard. 574 00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:20,036 Just so that I know You're all right. 575 00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:22,205 You tell me how long. 576 00:22:22,275 --> 00:22:23,206 One month. 577 00:22:23,276 --> 00:22:25,208 One month is not Enough to find out! 578 00:22:25,278 --> 00:22:27,378 2.9. 579 00:22:27,446 --> 00:22:29,880 4.6. 580 00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:32,383 Well... Please? 581 00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:34,385 All right. 6 months. 582 00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:37,321 Darling... Thank you. 583 00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:44,306 Daly: it was a beautiful day 584 00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:47,598 When lisa and oliver drove Into the hooterville valley. 585 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:50,107 There's where you'll Do your shopping. 586 00:22:51,970 --> 00:22:53,870 Let's go back. 587 00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:57,841 Now, lisa, you promised. 588 00:22:57,910 --> 00:22:59,009 Daly: and he showed her 589 00:22:59,077 --> 00:23:01,378 Hooterville's Other big attraction. 590 00:23:01,447 --> 00:23:03,013 What was that? 591 00:23:03,081 --> 00:23:05,516 That's the hooterville Cannonball. 592 00:23:05,584 --> 00:23:06,895 Runs all through The valley here. 593 00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:08,897 It's about the only way You can get anywhere. 594 00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:09,853 I've got a great idea. 595 00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:11,355 What? 596 00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:12,790 Let's go back. 597 00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:19,029 Isn't this beautiful country? 598 00:23:19,097 --> 00:23:21,075 That's newt kiley's Place over there. 599 00:23:21,099 --> 00:23:22,499 He farms 80 acres. 600 00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:25,869 And that's ben Miller's up there. 601 00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:27,103 Grows apples. 602 00:23:28,474 --> 00:23:30,541 Mmm. Smell that air. 603 00:23:31,610 --> 00:23:32,543 Very nice. 604 00:23:32,611 --> 00:23:34,088 No, no. Take a deep breath. 605 00:23:35,113 --> 00:23:36,213 Mmm. 606 00:23:36,281 --> 00:23:38,259 You never smelled Air like that in the city. 607 00:23:38,283 --> 00:23:40,050 No, I didn't. What is that? 608 00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:43,053 Oh! 609 00:23:43,121 --> 00:23:46,890 That's fred ziffel's. He runs a pig farm. 610 00:23:46,959 --> 00:23:49,893 He should run it in Another direction. 611 00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:51,495 You'll get used to it. 612 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:52,830 Never. 613 00:23:52,898 --> 00:23:55,179 Wait till you see our farmhouse. 614 00:24:06,078 --> 00:24:08,545 Oliver, why are We stopping here? 615 00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,347 Is there something Wrong with the car? 616 00:24:10,416 --> 00:24:11,849 Nope. 617 00:24:11,917 --> 00:24:13,517 You're going to Ask for directions? 618 00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:15,519 No. 619 00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:17,087 You mean that... 620 00:24:19,157 --> 00:24:20,457 Welcome home. 621 00:24:20,526 --> 00:24:22,959 Green acres... 622 00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:25,148 That's what I'm gonna call it. 623 00:24:36,108 --> 00:24:38,709 And that's how oliver Wendell douglas 624 00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:40,210 Bought a farm. 625 00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:43,046 This is john daly in new york. 626 00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:47,684 Thank goodness. 627 00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:55,926 Captioning made possible By mgm home entertainment 628 00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:59,114 Captioned by the national Captioning institute... 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