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Buy a cookie and help me save trees.
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Now, trees would be no air. Without air,
there'd be no us.
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Think of the trees, people!
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Try Grandma CJ's brownies and you'll see
just how good a brownie can be.
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Way better than a cookie.
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And the list of my failures continues to
grow.
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That crashed harder than my aviary club.
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Miniature club.
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Magician's assistance club.
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That was just Tuesday.
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Sounds like you could use a little help
from an experienced salesman.
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Sit and watch.
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Do you think you are a failure? Are you
afraid you will never achieve your
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goals?
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Well, hot...
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What?
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This is the best part.
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You're in, but...
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He's from the disguise.
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Oh, situation.
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All right, April. Just remember this.
When making a sale, you are not selling
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the cookie.
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You are selling an idea. Go on.
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Fly, my little Lou.
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Okay. You can do this, O 'Neal.
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People of New York, are you enjoying the
sunny spring day? The outdoors?
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The breathing of air by this cookie.
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Oh, there won't be any more air. Or
cookies. Or us. Because trees!
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Don't sweat it, April. Sit back and
watch how it's done.
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Remember this smell?
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Hyping hot chocolate chip cookies, like
Mom used to make.
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Oh, it brings me back to simpler times.
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Times when I had someone to kiss my boo
-boos. To read me stories.
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To tuck me in at night.
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Now who wants to buy some love?
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I don't currently take Mandarin,
Spanish, Swedish, and Flemish to be
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these phonics.
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Uh, Julia, Grandma CJ wants to see you.
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Boss, no sales are down, but you've got
to believe me. It's not my fault.
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There's this new, super cool, hairy,
tainted, skinny jean slinging cookies
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rocks. Cookies?
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The peasants of dessert are beating my
brownie. This will not stand.
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Excellent. I shall crush your chocolate
chip enemies between my fists.
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Now, bring them to me.
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These fashion -forward punks are either
going to work for me or they're never
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going to work at all.
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80, 90, 95, 110, 120, 135.
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What'd I tell you? We nailed it.
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You did.
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No one took a pamphlet except that one
guy who used it to wipe the cookie off
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his face.
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Okay, that's it. What has gotten into
you?
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Without you, I wouldn't have raised a
single dollar to plant new trees.
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I'm such a failure.
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April, you're not a failure.
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You're...
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Girls, could you give us a minute? I was
just ramping up to a life -changing
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speech. The only thing you're ramping up
to is a meeting with Keith and
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Fitzgerald. A read at a 10th grade
level.
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Where am I? What am I doing here?
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Grandma CJ wants to see you.
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Apparently, she wants to recruit you.
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Why would she want me when she's got you
guys?
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You're amazing.
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Yes, we are.
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You should really let me go. If you do,
this will go a lot easier for you.
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And how are you going to break out of
here?
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Breaking out of place is easy.
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Me, I just go through that duck. Whoa,
you can crawl in that duck?
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It's ducked, not duck.
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Duck, that's what I said.
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No, you didn't. Uh -huh. Nuh -uh. Uh
-huh.
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Nuh -uh.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Brownie, maybe you should hit me again?
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Do not lie to me, Lujitsu!
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I know you're here to stop my world
takeover.
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World takeover?
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Yes!
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As Grandma CJ?
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Brownies are the key.
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You sell enough, you get to meet
everyone.
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Fortune 500 CEOs, mayors, world leaders.
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Once everyone knows our brand, we'll be
able to get into any office in the
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world, even the oval one. Sounds
complicated.
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How long is this going to take?
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Based on our projections and factoring
in inflation and natural disasters to
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cocoa region, it should only take... Ten
years?
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Ducked? Duck.
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Ducked? Excuse me.
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Excuse me. Whoa.
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Did you just, like, untie yourself with
a walnut?
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Amazing. That was basic.
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That was amazing.
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You know,
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those Forkman guys, they never really
treated me right.
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But we were doing cool stuff.
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You know, like trying to raise the
shredder.
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You do that and you're top dog. The
world is your oyster to crush.
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Mm -hmm. We have all been there. Now I'm
looking at brownie projections and
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watching the next ten years just bake
by.
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I'm a failure!
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Just because you failed doesn't make you
a failure.
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You're focusing only on the negative,
not the positive.
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What do you mean?
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Let me tell you about a girl I know.
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She also thinks she's a failure.
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She's incredibly tenacious and capable.
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Not everything she does works out.
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But that never stops her from trying.
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Oh, Nick!
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I hate to beat up an old lady.
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Exactly. She could fail again.
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And again.
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And again.
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And again. But despite her many
failures, she never gives
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in. She always finds a way forward.
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You remind me a lot of her.
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Your passion. You both strive for
greatness.
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Don't forget milk!
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Wow, did you just French -breed all of
us together?
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Amazing!
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And maybe brownies are not your key to
world takeover, but if anyone was
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going to take over the world with
brownies... I doubt they could do a
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than what you have.
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Thank you so much. You're such a great
listener.
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I feel like I did most of the talking. I
feel like things are going to be
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different from now on. From this day
forward... You're going to start being a
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good person? Nobody will stand in my way
to world domination!
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Wrong lesson! Wrong lesson!
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You've taken out my entire brownie clan.
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Impressive. Let him go.
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Make me.
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Everyone calm down.
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I'm sure we can all find a way to get
along.
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Enough. Talk cheap.
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I couldn't agree more.
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How much you have in common?
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No, we don't. Cheap enemy.
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Need I say more?
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Give me back my money and the rat.
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How about I let him go, but I keep the
money?
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Hmm.
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Well.
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Really?
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Fine.
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Well,
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she's gone. And so is our tree money.
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Looks like another typical April O 'Neil
failure.
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April, you are not... Although, I did
rescue you. Yes, we... And I did take
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a troop of lethal little girls.
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See, this is what... And I got myself
free with a walnut.
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A whole walnut.
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Look at you.
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A J -I -T -S -U course graduate.
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Yeah, but I can't even sell a single
cookie.
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Oh, I know you will. It is like I say in
my videotape. There is no one path to
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success other than the one you make.
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If a pompadour punches it working,
approach your problem with a flaming
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armbar! Yes! Teach me how to armbar my
way to world domination!
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Thank you.
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