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Outro Music
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You are finished.
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For we are 50. And you are just one.
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Ah, that's what you think. For Master
Greenberg, before he was eaten by a
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taught me the 50 -man punch.
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A fun trivia fact about this scene.
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What are you doing? Play the punch.
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Punch, punch, punch.
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I thought you'd enjoy some inside tidbit
info from your movie hero, me.
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Bunch! Bunch! Bunch! Whoever said never
meet your idols never met me. Am I
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right, boys?
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I can still remember every stuntman's
name.
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Riker, Chad, Wilder, the Brian twins.
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Chris with a K, Josh... Is it just me,
or was Lujitsu a lot cooler before he
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our dad?
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Good Galileo, the original Jupiter Jim
is gonna be at GalaxyCon!
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Marcus Moncrief? He's my all -time
favorite actor slash role model slash
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figure. I am standing right here. And
really, Marcus Moncrief? That guy
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couldn't hold my lobster bib.
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Hey! We should get him to sign our
special edition Jupiter Gym 1000.
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To the comic book safe.
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Chris with a K would never treat me like
that.
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Begin voice match ID.
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We don't have time for this.
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Voice not recognized.
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Booty shaker 9000.
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Act as granted.
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It's beautiful.
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Galaxy Con.
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The one place we fit right in.
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Now, if the masses puncture the Mylar,
save the comet, leave me behind.
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But build statues to my sacrifice.
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It's him.
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Mr. Moncrief?
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Ho, ho, ho.
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Looks like I'm being invaded.
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Last warning, turtle alien.
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Come get off this planet.
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He's doing the movie.
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Prepare to be blasted, human.
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Jupiter Jim's prime directive is to
maintain interplanetary peace.
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And if you pose a threat to that, I
say... Jupiter Jim, ahoy!
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Oh, Jupiter Jim fake -blastered me.
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I can die now.
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Excuse me, Mr.
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Jampeter Joop. I mean, Jampeter June.
Well, I mean, fans, we is.
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What my brother's trying to say is,
we're your biggest fans, Mr. Monkey. We
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so happy to meet you.
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But not happy to eat you. As they said
in Jupiter Jim in Sharp People of Planet
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Shark.
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Impressive. Hey, how do reptilians like
to see the harpoon ray I dispatched
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those shark people with? I have it at my
headquarters.
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Uh,
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like come to your house?
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Rap, when the single greatest actor in
the history of low -budget sci -fi
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invites you to his headquarters, you say
yes.
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Yes.
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Okay, then. Shall we?
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Jupiter Jam!
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Can somebody cover me? I'm all out of
Earth dollars.
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Welcome to my humble abode.
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The SS Starbolt!
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Wow.
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This place is so mint. I wish I could
wrap it up in a mile, please.
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Oh, it's beautiful.
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The only thing Splinter ever showed us
was Lujitsu's old chess wig.
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Yeah, those were lame.
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And itchy.
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Whoa, the captain's chair!
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Welcome aboard the Starboat.
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Wait a minute. Did he just change into a
Jupiter Jim cocktail?
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No, but he's giving us the ultimate fan
experience.
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And this ultimate fan is loving every
second of it. You rock, Mr. Moncrief.
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me Jupiter Jim.
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Now, how about that harpoon ray?
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Solar sabers, digian thumb cups,
deltaroid torture sticks, oh!
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Gentlemen, if you need me, I will be
living inside this cabin.
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Here she is.
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Who wants a go?
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Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
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Whoa.
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Mr. Jim, wasn't that laser a little
real? I was almost incinerated.
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Cool.
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Sorry. I'm not worthy to handle your
surprisingly real space laser.
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I'll say.
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I should never have given such a weapon
to the scourge of the galaxy.
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Keep it together, Jim.
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Another misstep like that and you're
toast.
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Well, uh, thanks for the tour, but we
should probably be going. No, I'm not
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going back to watch his rat. I want to
see his, um, his... Hall of Victory!
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Can't leave without seeing this, fellas.
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That, yes.
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Splinter's only got a hall of dirty
road.
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You guys go ahead. I'll initiate the
comic signing protocol.
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Yeah, I'll, uh, supervise.
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Behold! A testament to my greatest
intergalactic victories.
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Look out!
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Jupiter, Jupiter, the robo
-bloodsuckers! Look out!
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Ah, that's the desert where you thump
the kangaroos!
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And then, uh, that's Crushasaurus Mech!
Want to see something really special?
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Jupiter Jim on planet Reptilian?
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Wow.
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You look right at home.
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The Jupiter Jim nerve pinch is real? You
paralyzed him.
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Do me! Do me!
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Sure thing, Pally.
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I don't know. Something about this dude
is creeping me out. Let's just get the
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autograph and jet, all right?
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Do not rush me.
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Exposing interior pages to the elements
could impact its ultimate condition.
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He's got some cool stuff, though. I
mean, this statue really looks like his
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panda sidekick, Red Fox.
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Ah! It blinked!
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I'm sure it is merely an optical
illusion caused by... Oh, no!
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Help me.
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She... She's alive!
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Moncrie thinks he's the real Jupiter
Jim!
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And these poor fans are real villains!
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Theo and Moncrie!
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Where's Moncrie?
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Jupiter Jim, ahoy!
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Hand over our brothers, Moncrie.
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Moncrie?
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That's just an Earth name I use to lull
villains such as you into a false sense
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of security.
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Jupiter Jim neutralizes the threat and
once again keeps the galaxy safe from
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evil.
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Oh, I see. You're full -on crazy.
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Donnie, you go get Leo and Mikey. I'll
handle this big thing.
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Leo, help me. You're the superfan.
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Answer in comment.
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You cannot possibly be suggesting I
expose this mint -conditioned Jupiter
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1000 to the elements.
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Donnie! Can't we just get new brothers?
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Donnie! Okay, okay.
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Mint. You're mint.
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What? Oh, very good. No, I can't look.
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Jupiter Gym's nerve pinch reverse
technique.
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the rest of us, Moncreep. Come on, guys.
Let's do it!
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Take that, alien scum! I will protect
this Earth from all evil!
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If he thinks we're real aliens, let's be
real aliens.
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Freeze, Jupiter Jim, or I will blast you
with the invisible blaster from, uh,
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Zeta Alpha 9, as seen in Jupiter Jim and
the Invisible Blaster from Zeta Alpha
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9.
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Hey, Dad, don't shoot!
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I should have planned for your devious
reptilian cunning.
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Now, it doesn't have to be this way. For
Senshalons, our species have been at
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war. But the one thing I know Jupiter
Jim values above all else is
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interplanetary peace.
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That is my prime directive.
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And peace begins with a hug. What do you
say?
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Bring it in, bro.
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Peace ahoy!
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A little mustard on that hug, but all
good. Now that our species have a
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alliance, I'll be seeing you around the
galaxy.
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I would love that.
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Peace wins the day.
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But I'll be watching you.
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Uh, guys, just wanted to point out that
these villains are actually regular
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people in costumes.
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Just wanted to make it clear so we're
all on the same page moving forward.
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Until we meet again.
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How I miss my spandex onesies.
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Ah, right where we left you.
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Oh, well, hello,
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sons. How was your day hanging out with
Jupiter Jerk?
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Eh, it had its ups and downs, but who
needs that guy? As far as we're
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we live with our hero. Our non -kidnappy
hero.
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Yeah, tell us about that stuntman again.
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Oh, Chad!
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What a prankster.
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