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Oh, my Lujitsu jumpsuit from one of my
award -winning Lujitsu dojos. What on
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earth are you doing on my shoulders?
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Enough blinky -beepy phone games. I'm
trying to talk to you about my Lujitsu
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dojos. Wow, Lujitsu dojos are a thing?
Who knew?
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Only everybody.
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It is the largest chain of dojos in the
city. New York City.
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No. Moonbase One City. Of course, New
York City.
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Today is my long overdue dojo inspection
day to make sure they are teaching my
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moves properly.
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Even the seven deadly vipers move? The
move they never show in movies because
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the mere mention of it always makes your
enemies surrender?
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No, that move is a secret secret.
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Now,
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I was thinking I might take one of you
along on my inspections.
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You heard him, fellas.
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Last one standing gets to go and pops!
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Looks like old Leon is the winner.
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All right!
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I get to go. Wonderful.
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Onward to my world -famous dojos, where
I'm sure nothing has changed in the last
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30 years.
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My original dojo.
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Gone. And taken over by Christoph Van
Bradford.
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Who? An atrocious actor who is
dishonorable to his core.
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At least I have my other 27 dojos. They
more than balance out this jerk store.
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one dojo left.
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One is all I need.
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From this seed, the Lujitsu way will
sprout up to reclaim its honor and stand
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strong against those Komodo creeps.
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Now, time for you and Randall to find
out what we have to work with.
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Hello, fellow teenagers.
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I, Randall, was just doing video games
and other teen -related stuff when I saw
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you here.
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We're just practicing some Fujitsu
moves.
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Hot meal!
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Is that the Fujitsu Tiger Claw move?
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And what move are you practicing?
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My tiger got tired, so I'm resting at a
watering hole.
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How is that, Sensei?
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Your Sensei is a cat poster?
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Oh, no! Look at the sign!
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It's time for a three -thirty beatdown
from the Komodo students.
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Strike back! Strike hard! Now, Murphy!
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What are you eating?
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Here, top this!
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Good God! Up in the house! Over Jitsu!
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You Komodo students are as ruthless as
your sensei. Who dares challenge
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my dragons?
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Kristoff Van Bradford.
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You're the actor who wishes he was as
tough and as handsome as Lujitsu.
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Ha ha!
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Lujitsu is a has -been who never was!
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Strike back! Strike hard!
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Lujitsu is a scene -stealing hack!
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We have all the other Lujitsu dojos in
town, and once we force you five to
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Komodo will control them all!
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Dragons attack!
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No! Huh?
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We shall fight for control of the dojo.
Your school against Lujitsu's. Best
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student against best student.
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Oh, yes. I get dojo.
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Pujitsu karate kneels before Van
Bradford.
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But you, you cannot be student.
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Minimum height requirement.
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We honorably accept.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes. Bring honor and
respect to the mat.
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I can't crush it!
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Strike down! Strike hard! We are leaving
now! Goodbye!
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We can't fight them, Sensei Cat Poster.
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They'll kick our butt.
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This is true.
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April, it is you.
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You must defend the honor of the legit
two -way.
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Me? As the last line of defense to save
the dojo? I would want no one else.
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It would be my honor, Sensei. I mean,
Splince, I mean...
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Average teenager, Randall.
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Focus, determination, and treating your
opponent with honor.
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That is the Lujitsu way.
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First, Komu.
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Block attacks with the gangly limbs of a
llama.
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Second, the tiger claw.
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Pounce with the cunning quickness of a
tiger.
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Um... You know, the last line of defense
could really use the seven deadly
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vipers move.
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Huh? What do you say?
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Yeah!
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Go, Luchitsu Dojo!
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Komodo appears nothing.
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So you pick her opponent, you tiny hairy
teen.
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That guy.
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Strike back. Strike hard. Pull the snap.
You just picked Frank.
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Oh, man.
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Why'd you pick Frank?
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You can do this, April. Remember the
Lujitsu way.
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Remain focused, determined, and fight
with honor.
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That's exactly the pet talk I needed.
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First to three points wins.
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One point Komodo.
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Point, Komodo!
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You got this, April!
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Strike back!
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Strike hard! When we win, we'll go for
ice cream!
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Okay. Okay, April.
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Yeah! Yeah!
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One point, Lujitsu Dojo! Hot oatmeal!
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Hot oatmeal?
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New point! Blue Jitsu Jojo!
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Raph,
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I can't fight him! He's injured!
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Strike fast!
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Strike hard!
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Strike will get X -rays on the way home!
If he's not going to quit, then I say
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we call it a draw.
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You smell defeat, and you grasp at
straw.
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Komodo never accepts a tie. You know
what to do.
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What gives, Van Bradford?
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This reeks of one of your hack movies
where you cheat in the end. No shock
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the Lugica school teaches his signature
whining.
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I'll allow it. Two points apiece. Next
point wins.
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You know
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what to do, April.
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I don't know if I'm ready.
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There is only one way to find out.
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Prepare for Seven Deadly Vipers! Oh,
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my gosh!
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Topper, the move?
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I can't believe we're about to see the
Seven Deadly Vipers move!
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No! Anything but that! I surrender!
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No! No! No! No, no!
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Yes! Time over here!
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Lugito Jojo wins!
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Sensei Cat Poster and its students!
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Get to keep their dojo!
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Unacceptable!
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Whoa,
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looks like some kind of venomous yokai
pet or something.
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Take me, my dragon!
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Kristoff is being bitten by his Komodo.
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I
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don't know who you
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think you are, you tiny hairy teen, but
you and your champion are about to cross
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over to the Komodo side. We should help
Pops.
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You are no match for my seven deadly
five -foot dragon.
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Hold on. If we wait a second, we can
watch the move.
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What? Turn the lights back on. We can't
see the move.
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Whoops. Good going, Jasper.
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Yay.
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You won doing the epic move we weren't
able to see.
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Oh, man, he got away.
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But on the upside, we saved your dojo.
You did wonderful, April.
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But dojo or not, the Lujitsu Way lives
on with you five in every single episode
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of life.
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