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How could I forget all these things? I'm
having too much fun today.
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Let's go from whining like a little
bitch.
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I'm really confused. I am really
confused.
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I... I... You forgot your line?
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I'm sorry, I need a moment.
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Stop it.
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Do your thing.
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Don't talk about them. They start coming
out. Don't.
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There's nothing inappropriate going on
here.
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Oh, he's my man.
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Skylar, this is my fiance, Charlie
Rosenberg.
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Very nice to meet you, Charlie. Don't
squeeze. You'll break a finger.
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Oh, and this is Charlie's caregiver,
Nixie. Not that he really needs one.
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very independent and healthy.
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I've restarted his heart four times.
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Twice since he met me.
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I don't appreciate your condescending
attitude, you little bitch.
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What am I supposed to do? Go to the Jedi
Council? Fuck, man.
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Fuck. When am I supposed to go?
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Hey, fuck you.
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Sorry. Two hours ahead of the month.
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Whoa.
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Thank you.
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All right. Get the fucking money and the
goddamn thing.
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I reckon the dialogue is a joke.
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That would be like, that would be like,
wait,
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hold on, wait. Okay, you guys...
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This is highly unprofessional. I should
probably tell him to stop.
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How about you two?
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You are so full of shit.
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See, I have something in my throat that
I can't get out. I'm big, slobbery. I
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get it, Harold.
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I guess I'm just saying I... What the
fuck am I saying? I don't know.
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Oh!
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Oh, no, I've got blueberry all over my
poochie.
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Well, what do you expect with a skirt
that short?
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Oh,
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we are?
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I was enjoying the pussy. Yeah.
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We used to be friends until she started
competing with me about everything.
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Who had the best hair? Who had the
biggest boobs?
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Just out of curiosity.
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Who did have the biggest?
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Sometimes her, sometimes me.
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Lady, get out of here.
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Are you choking?
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in a sex dream about Skylar.
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I
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don't
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know if you can tell by what I'm
wearing, but I have a killer body.
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And I want nothing more than to bring
you back to my hotel for a night of the
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wildest, kinkiest sex of your life.
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We're going to do things that would
embarrass porn stars.
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Then we're going to have a snack.
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Then I'm going to take off your
handcuffs and we're going to do it all
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again.
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Wait, I'll give it to you. You what? Are
you crazy? See, I told you if we had
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had sex, we'd be all relaxed right now.
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I have bigger boobs.
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No, you don't. Yes, I do. I just haven't
had them put in yet.
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Hey, weren't you on Baywatch?
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