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I'm an open book with pages left to
write.
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Can't wait to see what's inside.
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There's a new story of my life.
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Previously on Stacked.
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Listen, Rob, tomorrow's my birthday and
I was wondering if you weren't doing
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anything. We're having a huge party.
Okay, that sounds fun. I was wondering
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we could have a party here. It's going
to be a hootenanny.
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She'll have a drink or two.
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I look best in dim lighting.
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I'm never going to get a better chance
with him. My relationship with Skylar
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run into some big trouble. Oh, that's
it. Rob's a no -show.
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I'm going to die alone.
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I'm sorry things didn't work out for
you. You too.
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Happy birthday.
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This won't be weird at work tomorrow,
will it?
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Absolutely. Yeah.
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Gymnastics team.
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I did my famous kick this bout and
didn't stick my landing.
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Seriously? Of course not. I'm 67 years
old and I sneezed.
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Hey, everybody. Hey.
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Hi, Kat.
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Good morning, Stuart.
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Can I trouble you for a cup of water?
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No trouble at all.
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So, Kat, did you have a good birthday?
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One gift didn't just stick out?
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What kind of question is that?
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I think someone's splurged on Katrina.
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No, they didn't.
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Didn't you open the robotic vacuum I got
you?
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Yeah, yeah, thank you.
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Would you give us to it? Nothing, okay?
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I think I know what's going on here.
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You do?
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It's obvious.
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She hates the robotic back.
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Damn it, I should have gone with a
toothbrush sterilizer.
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It's not about a birthday gift.
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At least, not in a traditional sense.
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What are you talking about?
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After the party, Kat and I went back to
my apartment and... It's a little
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embarrassing.
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You didn't show her how good you are at
Dance Dance Revolution, did you?
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Because that's the big dance, and that's
how awesome I am.
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So what happened?
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We sort of, uh... Did it. What? It just
happened.
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Oh, my God!
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Then it happened two more times.
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It was like I was a teenager again.
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Except I wasn't alone.
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I don't know. It was my birthday, and my
date didn't show. I was really
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vulnerable. Plus, I was totally drunk.
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Really, you hardly drank anything.
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is drunk, all right?
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Do you realize the position you've put
us in? What do you mean, us?
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Katrina works for us. She could sue us
for sexual harassment.
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It wasn't harassment. We were two
consenting adults.
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And for those few hours, we were not
employer and employee.
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Except when we were the pilot and the
flight attendant.
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Oh, God. Even in your fantasies, you're
her boss.
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Right.
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Because I was the pilot.
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At the very least, she knows now we can
never fire her no matter what she does.
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She could steal. She could be rude to
customers.
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You could waltz in at noon every day.
You could take extra long lunches.
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Hey, maybe I should sleep with Stuart.
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Something good just happened.
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I would just hate for this to mess
things up between us. You know, we have
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a great working relationship.
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He'd try to boss me around. I'd call him
an idiot.
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He'd fall off the ladder. I'd laugh at
him.
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I'd really hate to lose that.
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Wait a couple days and things will get
back to normal.
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Unless... Unless what?
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Unless now he has feelings for you.
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Are you kidding? Guys don't fall in love
because of one night in bed.
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Oh, yeah? I have two engagement rings
and the best new rap artist Grammy that
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say you're wrong.
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How did you two leave it? What was the
last thing you said to her?
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The captain has turned down the seatbelt
sign as we prepare for our final
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approach.
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We'll go back to the way we've always
been, you know?
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She'll spill hot coffee on herself, I'll
laugh, it'll be fine.
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What if she's fallen in love with you?
Why would she suddenly fall in love with
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me after what was clearly a one -night
stand?
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I don't know if you've heard this, but
women, unlike men, tend to develop
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feelings for the people they sleep with.
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What?
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Something good just happened.
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How's your neck?
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The pain is now radiating down my spine.
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As if I've been riddled with bullets
made of acid.
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But you know what they say, no pain, no
gain.
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That's about exercise.
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Can't you see I'm grasping here?
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Only metaphorically, of course, since I
can no longer make a fist.
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Well, let me at least try and work out
this spasm. I'm a pretty good masseur.
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No, no, no.
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be touched in an intimate way by people
with whom I am not intimate, which is
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why I occasionally sleep with a girl who
samples my hair.
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Oh, Gavin, did you hear about Stuart and
Katrina?
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What happened to Stuart and Katrina? I
didn't mean to eavesdrop, but my neck is
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turned that way.
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Well, last night after the party, the
two of them... Oh, they got into a car
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accident. Oh, dear.
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What happened?
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Let's see. Well, well, it seems that
Stuart was following her a little too
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closely and... Did he rear -end her?
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I don't know. She told me he banged her
really hard.
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I'm just glad there was no serious
damage.
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You never know. Sometimes you leave
thinking everything's fine, and then a
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days later you notice you're leaking
fluids.
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Hey. Hey.
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How's it going? Good, good. You? Good.
Cool.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God, you're right. He is totally
in love with me.
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Dude, she's falling for me.
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Hard.
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Damn it, Stuart. Now if you jilt her,
she'll just come after us for revenge.
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She'll clean us out.
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We're going to need some legal advice.
I'm calling Cousin Alan.
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No, no, don't call Cousin Alan. He's a
self -righteous jerk.
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Besides, he's a tax attorney.
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This is sexual harassment.
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Don't say that.
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Never admit guilt. You just keep your
mouth shut until he gets here.
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Now go start organizing our receipts.
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Might as well kill two birds with one
stone.
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It's all my fault. Why did I have to be
so good last night?
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And those yoga classes.
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For one reason, we work together.
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Oh, come on.
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I can't date Stuart.
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I gotta let him down easy. I don't want
to see him get hurt.
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a favor and do not open a bookstore.
There is simply no money in it.
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What do you mean?
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Stuart and I are leveraged to the hilt.
I couldn't get a dime out of this place
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if I tried.
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No one could.
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Are you going to fire me? No! No, no,
no! I would never fire you! Are you
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kidding? You're practically a member of
the family and you don't ever, ever
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bring financial hardship to a member of
your family.
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Oh, my God.
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Did you hear that?
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Yeah. Gavin thinks you're totally going
to sue him for sexual harassment.
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Oh, sweetie.
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I don't think you see what's going on
here.
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Gavin just called me family.
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Stuart must be talking marriage already.
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Oh, God.
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I got to go deal with this.
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Stuart. Stuart, we need to talk.
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Yeah, I know.
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I've been thinking about it. Yeah, me
too. Listen.
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Stuart. Last night was quick.
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Let me go first, please.
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Stuart, what are you doing?
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I just want to give you something, okay?
No, Stuart. I really don't want it.
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Listen, I... Flying solo?
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Getting over Mr. Right?
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What the hell is this?
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I'm sorry, Kat. I just want to lead you
on, you know?
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You're dumping me?
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you. It was one night. Oh, my God. It
wasn't your first time, was it? You seem
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really experienced.
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No, you're not, Mr. Wright. I like
flying solo.
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Although you did make a pretty good
stewardess.
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Flight attendant.
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This is such a relief.
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So you're not in love with me?
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Are you kidding?
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Thank God.
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Well, I know I'm not supposed to know.
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but I heard what happened last night and
I'm glad to see you two are still
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friends. Do you know about this, too?
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The same thing happened once between me
and a co -worker and it got pretty ugly.
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She couldn't walk for a month.
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Cousin Alan's on his way down. We don't
need Cousin Alan.
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Don't be embarrassed. He's family.
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Remember how well he handled your public
urination episode?
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It was a renaissance fair.
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Porter parties are anachronistic.
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Just call off Cousin Alan, okay? I've
taken care of the situation.
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Cat and I are cool.
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Really? How'd you do that?
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Took her aside and told her how I felt.
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How'd she take it? Was she upset?
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She tried to cover, you know, but... She
was pretty devastated.
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I gave her a night of unbelievable hot,
sweaty action.
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We're surrounded by great literature.
You can't come up with a less disturbing
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way to say that?
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Harold, what are you doing?
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Reading a magazine.
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How long were you to drop that?
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About an hour.
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I'm forced to estimate because I can't
look at my watch anymore without
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painting.
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It's ridiculous. You have to at least
let me get that knot out for you. Thank
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you, Skyler, but my body will take care
of itself.
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I assure you, I don't need your help.
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Now, could you please turn the page?
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Next page.
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Next page.
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No, no, no.
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Please. This is very embarrassing.
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Too bad. You need help. But people are
looking. At least I assume so. I can't
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turn my head.
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Okay. Fine. Let's do this in Gavin's
office.
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All right.
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At least I'll preserve my dignity
without a room full of people staring at
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Can I help you?
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Please. My dignity.
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Look, I'm really sorry I didn't make it
to your party.
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Something came up.
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That's all right.
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What can I get you?
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The usual. So you send them off on the
go.
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So, was it a good party?
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Yeah, it was okay.
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It would have been better if you were
there.
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Why weren't you there?
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What?
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I mean, you told me we were going to
make it, so why weren't you there?
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Sure.
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Well, not that it's any of your
business, but if you really have to
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a thing.
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Oh, well, he had a thing.
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good enough for me.
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Um, Stuart, can I talk to you for a
second?
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Stuart, what are you doing?
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Have some self -respect, okay? That guy
blew you off and now you're falling all
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over him. No, I'm not. What business is
it of yours?
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I'll see you later, Katrina.
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Unless you have a thing.
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What is your problem?
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I don't like that guy.
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Who asked? Why are you acting so weird?
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I'm acting weird?
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What about you?
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I mean, you're falling all over some guy
who blew you off less than 12 hours
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after we were intimate.
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Intimate? It was a meaningless fling.
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Well, some people develop feelings for
the people they sleep with. Yeah, women.
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Why does this even matter? It's not like
we're dating.
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Maybe we should.
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What?
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It's not the craziest idea in the world.
We know we like each other.
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Yeah, but... Last night was definitely
amazing.
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Let's give it a shot.
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Wait. Are you really asking me out on a
date?
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Yes. Yes, I am.
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Wow.
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I guess.
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Okay, yeah.
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Not the most enthusiastic guess I've
gotten.
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But close.
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So pick me up at eight?
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See you then.
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And throughout the rest of the day.
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Hello, Gavin.
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Alan, thank you so much for coming.
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That's well, I just hope we can put this
matter to rest with a certain measure
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of decorum.
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Now, where's the slut?
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Actually, actually, that issue's been
resolved.
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But, since you're already here, why
don't we get a jump on our taxes?
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So that's it? She's not going to sue?
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No, no, no, I blew the whole thing out
of proportion.
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There's nothing inappropriate going on
here.
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I'll go put them in water.
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Wow, yeah, the place looks great.
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I haven't been here since you threw that
fondue party.
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How is your friend doing?
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Good, good. The skin grafts finally
took.
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Please tell her again how sorry I am.
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How nice.
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Um, can I offer you a glass of wine? I
have a lovely cabernet.
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Yes, that would be delightful.
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would be delightful since when do you
talk like that since you offered me a
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lovely cabernet why are we acting like
we just met
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i don't know i guess we're nervous
because it's the first date but that's
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stupid we've known each other for years
i was there when you got your head
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caught between the rungs of the rolling
ladder that was your fault you said i
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couldn't get my ears through
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That vacuum your brother got me for my
birthday.
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He means well.
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Oh, yeah, he really knows women.
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The two things we like best are
housework and robots.
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Why don't you just turn it off?
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I don't know how.
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I'm waiting for the batteries to die.
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It's not beating.
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So, listen, I made reservations at Chez
Mimi.
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Oh, that was really sweet. You were
really trying.
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Let's just go to that rib. place where
they put the TVs in the table.
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You like that place?
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Yeah. It's going to be my favorite date
ever.
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I'll get my coat and a TV guide.
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Katrina?
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Yes, I'm Katrina.
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This is for you. Thank you.
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Oh, where'd those come from?
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They were just delivered.
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They're from Rob.
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Rob blew you off at the party, Rob?
Yeah.
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Dear Katrina, I'm really sorry I missed
your party. I hope you'll let me
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celebrate your birthday by taking you to
dinner tomorrow night or whenever you
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don't have a thing.
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Fondly, Rob.
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That's a pretty nice one.
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I didn't say anything. I know, I know,
but just yesterday you were madly in
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with a guy and now he's sending you
flowers. I don't want to feel like I'm
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standing in the way, you know? You sound
like you want me to go out with him.
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Don't you want to go out with him? You
threw a whole fake party just so you
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could see him. Well, what does that have
to do with anything?
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Do you or do you not want to go out with
him? God, when did this turn into a
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trial? Just answer the question.
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You secretly take pictures of her with
your camera phone. You stop wearing
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shorts to work and you follow her around
like she's made a pizza.
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For your information, I stopped wearing
shorts because a customer complained
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when I climbed up the ladder.
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Maybe we should... Yeah, yeah. I'm not
really that hungry anymore either.
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Yeah, me either. Yeah.
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I'm gonna... I'm gonna get going.
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Okay. Yeah.
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What?
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What?
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I just want to say I had a really great
time last night. Yeah, me too. Great,
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take care. Yeah.
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Do I... I'm... Oh.
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Is Katrina here?
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I'm Katrina.
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Two Katrinas.
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All right.
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Can I help you?
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Oh, I forgot to get a signature for the
flowers.
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Thanks.
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