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I'm an open book with pages left to
write.
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I can't wait to see what's inside. This
is the new story of my life.
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Morning. Oh, hey, Sky. Want coffee?
Sure, thanks.
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I love you.
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Are you drunk?
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No, no. I really love you. I wanted to
tell you that. Oh.
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Why?
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No reason. I just walked in here and I
looked at you and I thought, Kat is so
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great. I just love her.
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So I said it.
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People don't say it enough.
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I love you, Kat.
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That's three times. You just tied my
mother.
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See, that's one of the reasons I love
you. You always make me laugh.
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I don't know where I come up with this
stuff.
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Good morning, Harold.
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Morning, Skyler.
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Lovely dress. Emilio Pucci, right?
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Yeah. How do you know that? The Apollo
15 crew carried a Pucci -designed flag
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the moon.
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Along with a pair of Pierre Cardin space
boots.
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15 was definitely our most fabulous
mission.
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I love you.
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Well, what a nice thing to say.
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Oh, you really brightened up my morning.
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Thank you, Skylar. You're welcome.
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What the hell was that?
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What?
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Skylar just said she loved me.
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Oh, yes, she said that to me, too. At
first I thought it was weird, but now I
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think it's kind of sweet.
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Now, go with your first instinct.
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It is weird.
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People don't say I love you for no
reason.
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Sometimes I don't even say it when there
is a reason.
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Like when you win the spelling bee or
you put your mom's cigarette out before
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catches the bed on fire.
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Hey, Skylar, have you seen the invoice
for the HarperCollins shipment?
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Oh, yeah, it's on top of the filing
cabinet.
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Thank you.
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Oh, and Stuart, I love you.
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What did you say?
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I love you, Stuart.
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Oh, my God, I love you, too.
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Yeah.
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You don't know how long it would be to
say those words to me. I love you, too.
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love you so much.
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All right.
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May I have a word? Not now, Harold. Big
moment here.
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Stuart.
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When did you realize? Because I knew the
first moment you walked through the
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door. Stuart, come here. Right now.
Okay. I'll be right back.
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Darling.
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What is so important, man? Skylar just
told me she loved me. I know. She's
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telling everyone.
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That she loves me?
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No.
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That she loves each of us. She just said
it to me.
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Yeah, me too.
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But it could have been the same with you
two as it was with me. It wasn't.
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We didn't slobber all over her and start
preparing a dowry.
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I didn't slobber, okay? I was just, you
know, returning her nice sentiment and
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kind. Oh, really? Lay it back in your
mind while it's still fresh.
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Oh, my God. Why didn't you stop me?
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It was an accident on the freeway. Yeah,
you should have seen the train wreck
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that happened in here.
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What do you mean?
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Skyler came in this morning and greeted
each of us by saying, I love you.
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Stuart took it romantically and made an
ass of himself.
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Oh, God, how am I ever going to look her
in the eye? Shouldn't be a problem.
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It's not where you usually look.
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So what you're saying is Skyler just
came in here this morning and told
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everybody she loved them.
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What kind of... What kind of new -agey
nonsense is that? This is a place of
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business, not some hippie love -in.
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Hippie love -in? Hey!
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We are going to change the world.
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Uh, hi, Gavin.
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Can I talk to you for a minute?
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Oh, sure.
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Right. Now I guess it's my turn.
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What does she expect me to do, smile and
get all warm and fuzzy?
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I'm certainly not going to hug her and
say I love you back.
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Wow. If he was holding a tumbler of
scotch in a TV dinner, he could be my
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mother.
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Something you wanted to say?
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Okay, Gavin.
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I don't know how you're going to take
this, but... Yes?
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I need Friday off.
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What? Yeah, my girlfriend's getting
married and she wants me to throw the
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bachelorette party.
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Is it weird to get a stripper for a
stripper?
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Uh, I'm not really up on stripper
etiquette, but, uh...
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About Friday, I'll check the schedule
and let you know.
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Oh, thanks.
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Is that all you wanted to say?
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Uh -huh.
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You sure?
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Okay, well, there is one more thing.
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I need to buy some books. Can I get an
employee discount?
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Sure. It's 40 % off.
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Wow. That's amazing.
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I love working here.
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Gallop said she loved you.
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It was no big deal.
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Yeah, because you had time to formulate
the perfect response. I was blindsided.
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So what did you say?
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Nothing. Yeah, it was... Nothing?
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How do you just stand there and say
nothing when somebody says they love
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Man, you're ice cold, baby. Ice cold.
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She didn't say it, okay?
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She didn't? No, which is fine with me.
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She says it to everyone in the world but
me.
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I'm sure she's not saying it to
everybody.
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Thanks, Skyler. I love you, too.
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Come on. He's not even a regular driver.
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Yeah.
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Exactly. That's why it doesn't matter.
It loses its meaning when you say it to
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everyone. Almost everyone.
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Those are three very important words.
You throw them around like that, you
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completely devalue them. Now, about the
inventory this weekend. That's it.
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I'll just make sure Skylar hears me
saying I love you to a whole bunch of
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people. This way she won't think what I
said was such a big deal.
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Remember when we both used to work here?
I miss that.
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Kat, can I have a muffin, please? I'm
starving.
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Yeah, sure. Didn't you eat breakfast?
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No, I don't have anything in my house. I
haven't been able to go shopping in a
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while.
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Oh, God. Oh.
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Oh, no, I've got blueberry all over my
poochie.
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Well, what do you expect with a skirt
that short?
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Do you know how expensive it is to get
vintage silk cream these days?
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It's worth so much, I could just sell
it.
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Skylar, those books you wanted?
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Yeah. I gave you the discount, but your
credit card was rejected.
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Weird. Can you try it again?
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I'd love to.
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Okay.
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Stupid credit card companies.
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I'm sure it's just a mistake.
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It happens all the time.
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She's broken. She wants money.
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What?
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You were right. Those I love yous didn't
come for free. She can't afford
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groceries. Her credit card's being
declined.
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She's thinking about selling her
poochie.
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Please, tell me you're talking about her
dress.
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Oh, Dad, this is bad.
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I can't say no to friends when they ask
me for money, and then they don't pay me
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back, and it ruins our friendship.
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I care about Skylar too much to let that
happen. So I'll let her starve on the
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street before she gets a penny from me.
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Funny, you'd be the last person on Earth
I'd think someone would go to for
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money. Yeah.
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Wait, what do you mean by that?
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You're just squeaking by.
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There's nothing to be ashamed of. This
country was built on the broad backs of
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the working poor.
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God, just look at the death grip you
have on that jug you use to make the
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change.
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It's a tip jar.
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God, I might not be rich, but it's not
like I'm living on the street.
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Appreciate it, sir.
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You know what? Why don't you just take
the books? It's a little gift from me to
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you. Really?
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Thanks.
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You're welcome.
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Plus, I, uh... Looked at the schedule,
and you could definitely take Friday
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Great.
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Thanks.
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In fact, because of the special
relationship that we have, I'm just
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call it a paid personal day.
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Wow.
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I... I... Yes?
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Don't know what to say.
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Here we go.
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Sure, please come again.
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And I love you.
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I love you so, so much.
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I love you, too.
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I have loved you from the first time
that I saw you.
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That's why I come to this bookstore all
the time.
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I don't even live near here. I live in
Downey, above a Barnes & Noble.
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I come here because I love you.
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and I make collages at home.
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I have a happy Stuart collage and I have
a sad Stuart collage.
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I also morphed our faces together and
this is what our baby would look like.
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Looks like Rosie O'Donnell.
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Oh my God, I'll be right back.
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I just told you I loved you and I'm not
wearing any glitter.
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Okay.
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This is a nightmare.
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Skylar's not noticing and I'm saying I
love you to everybody inside and my
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going to look like Rosie O'Donnell.
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I don't care about this, Stuart. If you
want to pursue this idiotic game with
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Skylar, do it on your own time. But at
work, let's try to show a modicum of
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professionalism. Skylar?
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Yeah? Why don't you love me?
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What? You're going around telling
everyone you love them, except me.
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I've been telling everyone I love them,
too. I've been doing it for years.
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Just FYI.
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Well, tell me. Why am I so unlovable?
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I'll take that one.
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You're not. I was going to say it to
you, but I thought you'd be
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Why would you think that?
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Oh, I don't know. Just a feeling.
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You put out a weird vibe.
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A vibe?
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Come on, Gavin, you're not the most
emotionally open guy in the world.
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Why? Why? Because I don't go around
gushing all the time or hugging people
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Or sharing your feelings or having a
slice of cake when it's somebody's
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birthday.
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Did you see how Stuart blew out those
candles? There's less spray when a whale
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surfaces.
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Okay, well, if you want me to, I'll just
say it. No, please don't, okay? It'll
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just be pathetic if you do it now. Oh,
Gavin, I... No!
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I just wanted to know why you didn't say
it before and you told me.
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I'm a cold, judgmental misanthrope who
refuses to eat chocolate spitcake.
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Well, it made Stuart feel bad. You could
have just scraped off the icing like
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the rest of us.
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Hey, Skye, there's a call for you at Dr.
Arbor. Oh, okay, thanks.
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Oh, by the way, there's a guy in my
building who will pay $100 to watch you
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on shoes.
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What?
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I'm just saying, I could set it up. He
pays cash money.
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Dr. Arbor?
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Are you sure?
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Oh, could the test results be wrong?
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I see.
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Decolitis.
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There's no cure?
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Well, I'm afraid not.
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I know you spent a lot of money trying
to save the tree, but once people get in
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the root system, she has to come down.
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Oh, no, I'm just so shocked. I mean, I
thought you told me I might just have to
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lose a limb.
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If you want, I can have somebody come
back in about three weeks and remove it.
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Okay.
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At least I'll have some time to say
goodbye.
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Oh, Harold. I didn't mean to eavesdrop,
but I couldn't help overhearing.
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I'm so sorry.
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I know.
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It's bad.
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Stachylitis. There's nothing they can
do.
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Oh, Scott.
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I know. I just planted this beautiful
tree in my yard, and now I'll never get
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see it grow.
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Don't give up. Be strong.
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Fight. They said it was hopeless.
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How long until... Three weeks.
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Oh, dear God.
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I know.
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Oh, it seems like such a waste after all
the work I've had done.
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Fine, how do you do?
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What? You came on to that man right in
front of me.
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You laid me on for over a year and the
whole time you're gay?
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What are you talking about? I'm not...
Okay, you're right. I'm tired of living
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lie.
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I'm gay. I'm gay.
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I'm gay. I'm so gay. I'm 100 %
homosexual gay.
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Okay, well...
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Now that it's out in the open, we can
deal with it. There are things that we
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do. There are things I can wear.
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I'm not gay, okay? I just said that for
you to back off a little bit, all right?
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I'm sure you're really nice, but it's
not going to work out between us, okay?
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You need to move on.
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Okay. Just calm down, because you're
getting a little crazy.
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You're the crazy one. We don't even know
each other.
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You're right.
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I'm really sorry, Stuart.
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The last thing I want to do is make you
sad.
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That collage is full.
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I'll give you your space.
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Thank you.
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I'll be right over here.
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What is going on with that woman? I
don't know. All I said was I love you.
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Like I say to everybody.
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She just freaked out.
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Isn't it weird how sometimes people take
those words the wrong way?
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Like when I said them to you earlier,
you might have thought I was in love
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you or something.
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Oh, no, no, no. I didn't make that
mistake at all.
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Good, good, good.
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Because that would really make things
awkward and embarrassing, and I would
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really hate for any weird
misunderstanding to hurt our friendship.
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Oh, Stuart, I can't believe you didn't
worry about it.
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You are so cute.
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And you're so beautiful. You're the most
beautiful one in the world. You're so
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beautiful, it hurts my eyes when I look
at you. Stuart!
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I walk around saying I love you to
everybody. People go crazy.
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That's ridiculous.
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Nobody's going crazy. Look, I don't care
if you end up living in a box, turning
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tricks for food, selling your precious
food to me. I am not giving you money.
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I just care about you too much.
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I don't want your money. Oh, yeah,
right. Then why are you suddenly saying
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love us? Because she's dying.
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What? Harold!
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Things have been struck down my
stuccolytis, a disease I can't find in
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medical textbook.
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But based on my knowledge of Latin, it's
some sort of inflammation of the
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lymphatic system.
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Oh, she's got beetles in her bark.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm not dying.
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That's the spirit.
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Rage!
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Rage against the dying of the light!
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It's my tree. My tree has decolitis.
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But you were talking to a doctor.
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Well, I was talking to a tree surgeon.
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Dr. Arbus is the name of their company.
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Well, it's not real. Kind of like the
rug doctor or... Dr.
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Phil.
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I'm sorry, I couldn't help overhearing,
but did you just tell Stuart that you
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loved him?
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Yeah. Well, step off, ho. He's my man.
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I'm not yours.
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What's with all the head games?
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Just get back to work.
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Stuart, why don't you just tell her to
leave?
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I don't know. I'm starting to dig the
attention.
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We all know there's no tree. So if you
need medical marijuana, I've still got
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some old hippie friends.
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Harold, for the last time, I'm not...
Actually, I might take you up on that.
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You were going to spend my money on
weed?
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Skyler, here, I got your laptop.
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What is this for?
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For the woman that loves me.
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You don't know how many boxes I had to
rip open to find something that cool.
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Meet me in the back of my truck.
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I got a bed made out of bubble wrap.
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Okay, what is going on with everybody?
Why are you acting insane?
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Whose fault is that?
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Yours. What kind of people can't handle
hearing somebody say I love you? I
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didn't do it because I was sick or
because I wanted money.
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Then why'd you do it?
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I didn't have a reason. I just came in
here today and I looked at all of you
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I realized that's how I felt.
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So I said it.
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Or didn't say it.
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Shouldn't you be over there dealing with
girl interrupted?
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But what is the big deal? Why is
everybody so freaked out about this?
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Because you shouldn't just toss those
words around like that. You say them to
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everyone, they lose their meaning.
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Oh. Well, it's better than not saying it
at all.
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I say it when it's appropriate.
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Really? When's the last time you said I
love you to somebody?
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When's the last time you said I love you
to Stuart?
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What?
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Well, he's your brother. Don't you love
him?
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Oh, come on.
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What do you mean, oh, come on?
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Don't you love me?
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Why won't you say it? Look at him. The
raw need in his face is enough to break
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your heart.
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All right, fine.
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Stuart?
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Yes?
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Stuart?
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I love you.
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Thanks, bro. I love you, too. Now kiss.
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It was nice.
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Beautiful. Now, can we all please get
back to work?
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I love
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you.
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It's about time.
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Can I help you?
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Yeah, I was in here earlier buying some
books.
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Need to return something?
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00:21:18,150 --> 00:21:20,850
No, no. It's just you said something to
me as I was leaving.
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Oh, yeah. About that. Sorry. I was
just...
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Milford Hotel.
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Lake and Green.
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Room 27.
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