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I suggest, sir, you go to the gents
before you leave home.
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Just chill.
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You're kidding me.
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Fine start to our second honeymoon,
isn't it?
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Travelling in different carriages.
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I've said I'm sorry. That's what you
said after the first honeymoon. We
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even on the same train then.
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The platform's mixed up. That was a
lovely wedding night with me in Torquay
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you in Shrewsbury.
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Looks a nice hotel, though, doesn't it?
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Nothing wrong with that, anyway.
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Well, let's hope it stays that way.
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Good evening, sir. Madam. Good evening.
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I've booked a room for the weekend.
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Mr Spencer.
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Spencer. And Missy.
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Oh, yes, I forgot.
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And Missy.
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We're together.
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Well, if you would be so kind as to sign
the register, sir.
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Shall I put Mr.
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N. Miffy?
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Yes, well, it is customary under the
circumstances.
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I haven't done this before.
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I've been away from home, too.
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Oh.
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Room number five, sir.
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Just at the top of the landing.
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Thank you.
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I say, I'm just having a look round.
I've got a nice room.
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Hope yours is all right.
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We just started our second honeymoon.
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Have you?
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I haven't done much today.
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The manager's name's Mr. Bedford. I
think he's all right.
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I'm just going to have a look in the
kitchen. Can't be too careful, can you?
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No.
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Mr.
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Bedford, I wonder if I can have a look
in your kitchen.
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Legs apart.
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Frank, why didn't you just tell him we
wanted a double bed?
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No, I didn't want to make a fuss.
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Not after the way he looked at me.
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All I've got to do is move the two beds
together.
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What is it?
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It's all right, don't worry.
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I just ripped a bit of lino, that's all.
Oh, Frank, you told me not to mess
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about, didn't I?
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Oh, it's all right.
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Cover it over. Give me that mat, Betty.
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Oh, Frank, look!
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They should have had carpet in here,
then we wouldn't have had this worry.
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Perhaps they took it out when they saw
us coming.
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It's all right. I can use the mat under
the wardrobe.
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It's all right. Don't worry.
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Now, what have I got?
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Mine, I've torn twice.
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One good mat, one tall mat.
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I'll tell you what, I'll put the tall
mat behind the door and I can take it
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in the morning.
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Now, what have I got?
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One good mat, liner torn twice.
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No, we only tore it once. They can't
blame us for that hole.
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That was covered over, wasn't it? If
they see that, they're bound to think it
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was us.
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And look, if I pull this liner over
towards the bed, that will cover this
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completely. Then this bit will be spared
then. What will you do with the spare
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bit? Put it in the corner and take it
out in the morning.
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Now, what have I got? One hole and a
good mat.
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So, I shall take the good mat and place
it over the good hole.
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Now, that'll be better all round,
because when I bring the lino nearer,
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will be nearer the bed.
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With the good mat over it? With the good
mat over it, so you'll have something
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warm to jump over onto in the morning,
won't you?
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But what about the other side of the
room when you move the lino over? I'll
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come into that.
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There will, of course...
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A few inches of bare balls over here.
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So what I shall do is, I shall move the
wardrobe over there, the other side of
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the washbasin to cover the bare balls.
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But listen, what about the torn mat?
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Forget about the torn mat, that goes out
with the torn liner.
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In the morning?
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In the morning?
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In the morning.
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Now, what I should then have is a corner
full of good liner here, a whole corner
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full.
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I would be covering the good bear balls,
won't I?
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Now, I've got to get this lino with a
straight edge so I can bring that over.
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Well, I can't do it like this.
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Have you got a lino knife?
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I am a silly. I forgot to pack one.
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Well, I'll go downstairs and see a
button farmer and they must have a knife
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somewhere. No, you can't go down like
that, Frank. It's all right. I'll only
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in a minute. No one will see me.
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Now, don't do anything while I'm gone.
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I can hardly start without you, can I?
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Same things like that.
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I've been in the kitchen. I haven't seen
the bathroom yet, but it should be all
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right. Good night.
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get you something, sir.
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Oh, thank you.
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I'll have a double brandy, please.
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You, uh, you didn't hear anything, did
you, sir?
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About who?
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I thought I heard a rather strange noise
coming from your room, sir. Oh, the
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floorboards. Good boards. Stay out, good
Lord.
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Leave our boards floors.
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Better drink this before it gets cold.
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That's nice.
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Excuse me.
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Do you mind if I come round?
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Round where?
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You know, in there with you.
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Just, I feel a bit conspicuous out here.
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I've got my pyjamas on.
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Here you go, sir.
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Thank you.
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Oh, that's better.
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It's nice in here, isn't it?
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If you say so, sir.
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It's more private.
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They can't see what you're doing in
here, can they?
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I never mind people seeing what I'm
doing, sir. No, neither do I.
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you looking at?
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The time, sir. It is getting very late.
Have you been here long?
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Yes, I took over from my brother about a
couple of years ago.
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Oh.
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I'm an only child.
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Yes, I just thought you might be.
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My mother did want more, but my father
was called away unexpectedly just after
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was born.
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What business, hmm?
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Very likely.
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My mother was never one to ask
questions.
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That's one double brandy.
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60p. Right, very nice.
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But you must let me get you one tomorrow
night.
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That's it. Strike, strike, strike.
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Oh, Frank, do you think you should?
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I don't want you to mess up the room.
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I'm not messing it up. I'm making a few
adjustments.
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Now, that's it.
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Now, off you get.
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Right.
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And put that in corner. That can go out
in the morning.
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And empty the wardrobe.
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Oh, come on.
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Perfect.
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Frank, these boards look damned.
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That's all right. This wardrobe will
cover them.
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Now, give me a hand here. Come on.
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Legs apart.
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Wait. Wait.
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so silly. I was thinking we need a
hammer.
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Father, which are two hands?
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What are you doing now?
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I thought you wanted to pray.
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Don't be so silly. I'm looking at the
floor. I need a hammer. Then I can knock
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this apart and I can put the strips of
wood underneath and that'll steady it.
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Oh, no, Frank, no. You've already broken
the floor.
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No man who never did nothing.
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Never made any mistakes.
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strips of wood underneath and then
everything will be all right. Now come
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give me a hand, Becky.
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Hold this back up there.
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Up in the air. Oh, I don't have to stand
here all night, do I? Just hold it.
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Where?
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One minute.
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Right.
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Try that.
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Have a look.
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No, one end's higher than the other.
I've just got a bit too much underneath,
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that's all. Now hold it up again.
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What exactly is going on?
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I fell out of bed.
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Well, look what you've made me do.
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What's he saying?
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We made him wet his trousers.
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Always change it.
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You can't change a door.
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Not the door. The wardrobe.
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There's an empty room across the
passageway. They're bound to have a
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there. We just do a swap.
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Heads apart.
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You haven't done this sort of thing
before, have you? Come on, one last
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then we can go to bed.
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I'll just see if the coast is clear.
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Yes. And change the bedspread as well.
What do you like? What do you like?
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Straight over.
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minute, there's a wardrobe in here.
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No, we can't take his wardrobe.
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Well, he won't mind. He's most probably
not using it. No, but it's stealing.
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We're not taking it off the premises,
are we? We're just moving it from one
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to another. And he can have ours.
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Come on, let's depart.
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Wait for five minutes. He's been
wandering around all night.
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Well, he can take it in himself.
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It's moved again.
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It was outside that door. Now it's
outside mine.
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It seems to be trying to get into my
room.
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It's not your wardrobe, then, is it? No.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Have you got a wardrobe?
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Yes, thank you.
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broken. Yes, well, I can see it's
broken.
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Well, you can't leave it there. Anything
could happen.
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Oh, very well. Well, we'll just have to
put it in the spare room and then sort
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it all out in the morning.
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That is, if we're still here.
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Well, I'm not going anywhere.
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No, but I might be.
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Would you believe it? He didn't even
want his wardrobe now.
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Now, perhaps you can sleep safely.
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Nothing like this has ever happened to
me before. It was really quite exciting,
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wasn't it?
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Now, it's all over.
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Yes, well, it is all over, so I think
you should go to bed now. Good night.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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Mr.
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Bedford! Mr.
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Bedford! Mr. Bedford, the wardrobe's
gone.
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Yes, we've just put it in the spare
room, haven't we? That wasn't mine. That
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the family one.
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There are no funny wardrobes in this
hotel, sir.
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Only funny people.
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Well, where's mine gone to, then?
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Well, it didn't come past me.
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I'm going to get to sleep.
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Well, you don't sleep in a wardrobe, do
you, sir? Well, I want to know where it
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is, though, don't I? I don't want to
have to lie awake all night worrying
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it. Wouldn't you worry if your wardrobe
walked out?
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Look, this is the spot. This is where it
stood.
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I say.
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You don't think it's got something to do
with the other side, do you? The other
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side of what?
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The spirit.
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My grandfather always said he would try
and come back to me.
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What, in a wardrobe?
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He never said anything about a wardrobe.
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Perhaps that's the only way he could
manage it.
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Yes, quite. Well, I'll have a look
round, sir.
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Here, he's left his clothes in there.
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You said he wasn't used.
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Now they'll get the police in.
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Now I'll just take his clothes back.
There's no need to make a fuss.
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He can always wrap himself in his
bedspread, can't he? He hasn't got a
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bedspread. Oh.
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for me.
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First of all, he didn't want his
wardrobe. Now he doesn't want his
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Is that you, Grandfather?
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What's he doing?
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I think he's trying to communicate.
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With? His Grandfather.
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Is he staying here as well?
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He's dead.
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You really will have to take something
for your nerve.
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I am. The next train home.
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Look, my clothes have come back.
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but my wardrobe hasn't.
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Now, is there anything else missing?
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Well, I don't think so.
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Ah! The bed!
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But your bed is still there!
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The mouthpiece disappeared.
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Are you sure you had one? Oh, of course
I had one. It was blue.
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It went with the wallpaper. Now it's
gone with the wardrobe.
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Where has it gone?
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He's got it. He must have.
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Well, what would he want with it? I've
heard some very strange noises.
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It could be doing something very funny.
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What, with two wardrobes and a
bedspread?
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Very well.
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I'm sorry to trouble you, sir.
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You haven't taken this gentleman's
wardrobe, have you?
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I've only got one wardrobe. He's got
two.
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I know it seems rather silly, but this
gentleman... He's got my wardrobe. My
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wife is trying to get the clean. Yes, I
do beg your pardon.
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Well, go on, have a look.
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Would you mind, sir? He would settle
things once and for all.
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It's behind the door. There was nothing
behind the door.
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Well,
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I can see everything now.
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I knew there was something funny going
on. Yes, we've disturbed these people
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enough for one night. Thank you very
much indeed, sir.
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00:22:20,490 --> 00:22:22,050
It's all right. I think they're gone
now.
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00:22:22,290 --> 00:22:25,150
Oh, what a mess. Where am I supposed to
put my things?
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On the floor.
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00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,540
All I want is something big enough to go
over that hole.
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If I had a bigger mat, I could spread it
out over there and lead it back across
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the bottom of the wardrobe.
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There is no point in going on about it,
Frank. We haven't got a bigger mat.
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I wonder if he's locked his door.
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I'm not going in that room again. We
don't have to go in there. He's got a
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just inside the door. I could open the
door sneakily, grab hold of the mat.
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00:22:56,270 --> 00:22:59,650
Paul, he won't miss an old mat, will he?
We'll wait till he's asleep, then he
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won't notice a thing.
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It's the other thing.
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00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:13,570
Don't make too much noise. You're the
one who's making the noise.
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00:23:14,830 --> 00:23:15,830
Wait a minute.
302
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,760
Right, now spread it out. Spread it out.
All the way. Yes.
303
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:45,680
That's it, perfect.
304
00:23:46,140 --> 00:23:47,480
Yes, it's a nice mat.
305
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,780
Pity we haven't got a floor underneath.
306
00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:56,440
Betty, I know we've had a few
harassments, but it's all over now.
307
00:23:56,860 --> 00:23:59,460
Oh, Frank, I'm worn out.
308
00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:01,420
I just want to go to sleep.
309
00:24:02,060 --> 00:24:04,960
No, tonight's a very special night.
310
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:06,780
It's our second honeymoon.
311
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,280
I've been looking forward to it.
312
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:10,740
Well, so have I.
313
00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:16,290
No, you'll feel all right in a minute.
Just you relax.
314
00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:18,130
I'll take care of everything.
315
00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:19,750
Oh, Frank, put me down.
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00:24:19,990 --> 00:24:21,510
Your eyes are watering.
317
00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:26,090
I want to make this a night to remember.
318
00:24:26,810 --> 00:24:28,690
Oh, I will remember it, Frank.
319
00:24:29,030 --> 00:24:30,410
I'll never forget it.
320
00:24:31,230 --> 00:24:32,590
You're not sorry we came?
321
00:24:32,970 --> 00:24:34,530
Of course not.
322
00:24:35,670 --> 00:24:36,670
Oh, Frank.
323
00:24:57,420 --> 00:24:59,660
anything like it. Look at these straw
balls. They're rotten.
324
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:02,740
You know, if I had a chisel, I could
spin the cup.
325
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,960
What are you doing now?
326
00:25:06,180 --> 00:25:09,680
I'm going. I've had enough. I can't
stand anymore. Betty, you can't go now.
327
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,060
the middle of the night. I don't want
to...
328
00:25:11,060 --> 00:25:18,020
Mr. Bedford!
329
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,160
Mr. Bedford!
330
00:25:19,340 --> 00:25:20,440
Mr. Bedford!
331
00:25:20,740 --> 00:25:22,680
What is the matter now?
332
00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:27,450
Mr. Bedford, I've heard noises in my
chair. started to move. I couldn't stop
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00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:30,890
I want another room. I've never had a
room like this before, everything on the
334
00:25:30,890 --> 00:25:33,190
move. Well, I suggest you stay awake,
sir.
335
00:25:33,410 --> 00:25:36,450
Perhaps if you keep your eye on things,
they won't move about so much. I'm not
336
00:25:36,450 --> 00:25:38,130
sitting awake all night watching the
furniture.
337
00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:43,630
Couldn't I... Couldn't I move in with
you?
338
00:25:44,410 --> 00:25:47,310
No, you could not. This is a hotel, not
an introductory service.
339
00:25:47,530 --> 00:25:50,050
Well, I've been in the light, Tom. Yes,
and so am I.
340
00:25:50,290 --> 00:25:51,890
Look, couldn't you just keep watch
outside?
341
00:25:52,630 --> 00:25:54,170
Oh, very well, then, sir.
342
00:25:57,870 --> 00:25:59,150
Maybe they'd think there was an
earthquake.
343
00:25:59,890 --> 00:26:01,890
They couldn't blame us that, could they?
344
00:26:02,170 --> 00:26:04,870
We wouldn't have an earthquake just down
the wrong room.
345
00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:09,170
Well, maybe I could take a few things
over on the way out. That might convince
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00:26:09,170 --> 00:26:12,510
them. You can use a few things on your
way in.
347
00:26:12,790 --> 00:26:14,710
We'll probably be prosecuted.
348
00:26:16,030 --> 00:26:19,490
They've got to find us first, haven't
they? It's got our address in the
349
00:26:19,490 --> 00:26:21,570
register. Not the real one.
350
00:26:22,390 --> 00:26:24,030
You gave them a false address?
351
00:26:24,510 --> 00:26:25,510
Just in case.
352
00:26:31,820 --> 00:26:33,860
A few years back with Mum down in
Bournemouth.
353
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,920
It wasn't her fault she slipped.
354
00:26:36,740 --> 00:26:38,260
The bed was rotten anyway.
355
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,180
We had a terrible night.
356
00:26:40,420 --> 00:26:42,860
Up all night flushing a mattress down
the toilet.
357
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,620
Let's just get out of here. Hang on,
Mac.
358
00:26:47,820 --> 00:26:49,420
Yes. Fine, go.
359
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:53,780
It's a slight problem.
360
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:55,040
What?
361
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:14,940
and tie some sheets together like in
coldies.
362
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:18,200
I pull you down and then you pull me.
363
00:27:18,420 --> 00:27:19,419
It's too far.
364
00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:21,560
It's not. Get yourself together.
365
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,580
Mr. Bedford. All quiet.
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