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Everything seems to be working, anyway.
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It's not much good having a full group
house if you have to keep checking it
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every five minutes.
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Well, I wouldn't have to keep checking
it if he wasn't here.
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George, you were the one that invited
Betty for the weekend.
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She is your sister.
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I didn't know she'd married a lunatic,
did I?
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I spent all Saturday afternoon unjamming
the unjammable doors.
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Last night, I unblocked the unblockable
sink.
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And I was up at seven this morning
repairing the indestructible waste
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unit. I think he finds all your gadgets
a bit confusing.
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If just one thing goes wrong this
afternoon... What could go wrong? You
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telling me this house is foolproof.
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Foolproof. Not Frank -proof.
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Nothing is Frank -proof.
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keep jumping through the doors like
that.
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They're perfectly safe.
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My mother wouldn't have liked all these
gadgets.
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I'm sure she'd have managed very well.
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She wouldn't even wear a hearing aid in
case it blew her ear off.
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I don't know how she'd have got on in
that toilet.
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I spent half an hour in there looking
for the chain.
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Well, there isn't one.
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Didn't you see the button?
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Oh. I thought that was a fire alarm.
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I know that George's boss is coming this
afternoon.
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He's bringing in Mr Fletcher to look
around the house.
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So we don't want any more accidents.
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Oh. Did George tell you about my
accident?
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You mean the one in the afternoon or the
one in the morning?
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The one in the evening.
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I was halfway in the bathroom and the
door jammed. How did George know?
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He was halfway out.
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We were stuck together for 15 minutes.
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He only had his pyjamas on.
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It was very embarrassing.
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You're not the only one to get
embarrassed.
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I've spent the last two days apologising
for all your behaviour.
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And what did you do with the waste
disposal unit?
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It bit me.
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Well, you shouldn't put your hand in it.
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I just wanted to see how it worked.
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Well, when you finished with it, it
didn't. No.
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Now, I think it would be best for
everyone if this afternoon you went out
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nice little walk.
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I just put my slippers on.
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I don't want this on.
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I'll jam it.
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But I believe in...
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I'll leave it.
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upset and desistant.
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Yes.
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Oh.
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How?
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How many?
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Look, if Frank makes you that nervous,
we'll just have to keep him out of the
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way.
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We could always pretend he wasn't here.
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If only I... Now, what am I going to say
to Betty?
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Now, look, I know you'll tell her this.
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I've just been talking to Frank, and
he's decided that he's going to go out
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a... George.
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What's the matter?
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George? Look, Betty, it's about Mr
Fletcher's visit.
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Now, look, I cannot afford to have him
upset by anyone.
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You're talking about my Frank, aren't
you? I thought we could pretend he
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here. Wasn't here?
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Well, it wouldn't be for long.
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Fletcher just wants a quick look round.
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It's nearly three now. It's got to be
back in London by four.
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George, couldn't Frank stay in the
bedroom?
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Oh, no.
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Fletcher will want to go upstairs as
well.
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What about the cellar?
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You're not putting my Frank in the
cellar! Betty, Betty, Fletcher builds
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If he likes the equipment in this house,
he could give our firm an order worth
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thousands. But if Frank does any harm...
Oh, what harm could Frank possibly do?
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that gave them to me. LAUGHTER
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The hip.
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I know where they are.
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They're down the toilet.
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How did they get down there?
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I don't know.
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They just went. Well, don't worry.
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Put some shoes on and trot off.
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The slippers are bound to come out
somewhere or other. No, they won't.
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They're jammed.
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I hooked them up with a toilet brush,
but I pushed them round the pipe. Round
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the pipe?
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Plus, I had a bit of bad luck.
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With the cistern.
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the head of the toilet brush, a pair of
slippers, and a ball cart.
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What's George going to say?
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I don't know.
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This is Mr. Fletcher of Fletcher
Construction. Hello, very nice to meet
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I've just been admiring your plants.
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Oh, do you like plants?
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I do, indeed.
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I have a lovely one upstairs, most
unusual.
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This is swell.
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Really swell. And George here is our
chief designer. You know, we have to
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after him. Shall we sit down?
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Well, thank you, Edward.
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Okay. Allow me.
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Well, well, that's really something.
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Each item, chairs, doors, lights, etc.,
is controlled by a separate circuit with
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duplicate controls.
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So you can shut down anyone separately
if there's any trouble. Oh, which there
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won't be.
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No, no, no. Of course not. I, um... I
was just explaining. I don't see any
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television. Excuse me.
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You see, we tried to think of
everything.
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Well, it could suit the kind of houses
we're planning to build. Well,
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is took away out of sight. You see,
there's not a wire showing.
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The whole thing's foolproof. Oh, it is.
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It is.
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think George would notice if he just had
a quick look.
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Well, he could hardly miss it, could he?
He looked like a collection for a
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jumble sale.
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Look, you move outside for a minute and
pretend you've just come in. Keep away
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from that.
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Now, have a quick glance down and see if
it catches your eye.
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Yes, it does catch my eye.
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Oh, Frank!
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Oh, look, I'll have to do something
about this water as well.
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This pot was only a tempering measure.
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I'll have to tell George. He'd want to
be catching up with development.
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No, don't tell George anything.
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You're not supposed to be here.
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George knows I'm here. He invited me.
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He doesn't want anyone else to know that
you're here.
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In that case, I'll just have to
undertake the job myself.
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It's lucky I was here.
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Rather interesting, Mr. Fletcher. What
the hell's that? A damn hammer.
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Yes, it does, doesn't it?
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Now, watch this.
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Now, this is for the man who wants to
find his tools in a hurry.
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I wouldn't be in that much of a hurry.
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Well, George likes this little joke.
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Why don't we all go and have a drink?
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That's a good idea.
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After you, Mr. Fletcher.
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It's no good, Bethany.
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you a minute again then.
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No, I can't turn the water off anyhow.
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I'll have to sneak downstairs and see if
I can find the mains.
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No, Frank.
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No, let me go.
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No, you're not... I don't want you to be
seen.
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Well, what?
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You stay here in case anyone comes up.
And when I come back, I'll sing to you.
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Be like a pathworthy so you'll know it's
me.
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So if anyone comes up and they're not
singing, you'll know not to let them in
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and make a noise.
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But if I come up and I am singing, then
you'll know it's me and you can open the
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door. See?
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Probably a small cloud overhead.
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just a gag.
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Why don't we all go upstairs now? No!
Hey, George!
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Let's all have another drink.
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Hey, George.
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George!
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Here.
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There's nothing wrong, is there?
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Good Lord, no.
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Well,
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to be frank, I must be frank.
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be frank, by all means.
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Don't worry.
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I shall attend to the frank matter.
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Excuse me. George!
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Maybe he doesn't want us to go upstairs.
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No. I mean, yes. No, no. Come on,
George.
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What the hell have you got up there, any
other wild man of Borneo?
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about this is my pride and joy.
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These are the bedrooms and there's a
bathroom and separate lavatories.
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Oh, hello.
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I'm in here.
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What is that noise? In here.
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Rain drops falling on my head.
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There's a lovely garden from here. Is
everything running smoothly?
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Oh, fine, fine.
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George.
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Fletcher, the bed.
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Yes, yes, the bed, of course.
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I'm sorry, George.
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I've wet the bed.
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Did you say something, George?
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George, George, show Mr. Fletcher the
bed.
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I'll show him the one in our room.
They're all the same. Now, come along,
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everyone. We don't want to waste any
time. That reminds me, I have to get
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to town.
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I'm done with that.
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Then we can look after each other.
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I think you'll find this rather
interesting. Yeah, but I want to know,
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computerise it further?
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Has he signed yet?
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Well, no, not yet. Well, he surely does.
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Fast. Now, could I refer you to this
little area here, which I feel could be
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Shirley's?
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Betty, I think that ball's affecting my
ears.
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I can hear the sea.
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Switch everything off.
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Look, don't you touch anything.
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There. Well, let's get down to business
by all means.
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I'll put it back. Yes, put it back.
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And I slam right here.
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Get him a chair.
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Get him a pen, you fool. Is that part of
the whole deal? I don't think... A pen,
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a pen.
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I'm not so keen on that. I can't find
the mines anywhere.
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I'll have to look in the kitchen.
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Wait a minute, what's this?
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Randy, for God's sake.
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Frank, you'll have to tell George.
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I'll try and keep this water away from
these butchers.
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Now, don't touch her. You'll electrocute
yourself.
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If you stay here, we're bound to be.
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Now, well, this is a man's job. I
thought I'd crossed my foot.
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I noticed anything.
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No, I don't think so, Frank.
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