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Now, here's a clip from a show I didn't
remember doing.
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Charades was a popular party game, and
here I am playing it on TV
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with Raymond, Bill Hopper, and Bill
Tallman on Stump the Stars with
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host Mike Stokey.
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Stay tuned and see the case of TV's
Perry Mason show, Raymond Burr, Barbara
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Hale. William Tallman and William Hopper
challenge the regulars on Stump the
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Star.
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All right, we're fighting right.
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Perry Mason cast versus Stump the Star's
regulars. Of course, you're going to
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have a chance to see them as they really
are. Now, they're not playing a role,
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and they're thrown to the wolves here.
These characters who play every week,
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they're going to step in and try to have
some fun with them. What'll happen, I
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don't know, but let's bring up the
wonderful district attorney on the show,
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William Tallman. Bill?
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Do what I tell you, Mason.
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Oh, he's going to live tonight. He
doesn't have to take it. You get ribbed
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that all the time. Have you got any
comment to make on the fact that you
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lose the case every week?
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Well, tonight I'm on his side.
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We might not win, but I'm on his side.
You watch it, because... Over at our
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place, we call it the side of the
angels.
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Sure you do. Bill, yours is sent in by
Marie Angel Lyman from Lindenhurst, Long
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Island. There you are. Wait for the bell
and slug Perry.
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Well, let's see how TV's famous district
attorney Bill Tallman pleads this case.
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She was only a sculptor's daughter, but
I was potty in her hands.
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What line?
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P.
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Will?
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Won't. Was.
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Was. Was. She was.
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A.
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On. Only. Only. A.
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Girl.
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That's quite enough.
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She was on him.
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Potter. Potter.
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She was on him. She was on him.
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Sculptor. Sculptor.
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Sculptors. Daughter. Sculptors. Baby.
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Daughter. Daughter.
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Daughter. She was only a sculptor's
daughter, but. But. She.
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She. I.
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Think. I thought.
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She was only a sculptor's daughter, but
I thought.
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I.
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Will.
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Won't.
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I wouldn't. Wish.
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Was.
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Was.
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Molding. Molding.
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Sound like pudding.
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Pudding. Pudding.
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Pudding. Pudding. Pudding.
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in her hand.
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That is a
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good start, and look who helped
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you. You've been insulting Ray Burr, and
he was the one that came through on it,
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right?
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Now the lovely Barbara Hale.
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Hiya, Barbara. I'm going home now.
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Barbara, of course, plays Della Street.
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on the Perry Mason show.
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Yes, I can't mention that, though. The
time in the Playboy magazine when they
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did a thing on you as Della Street. I
beg your pardon. I beg your pardon. No,
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no, no. I mean they were doing a cartoon
on the show. Elena Boyd sent yours in
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from West Los Angeles.
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I wish I hadn't.
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Forget it. There you are. Wait for the
bell and good luck to you. Well, here's
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natural for lovely Barbara Hale.
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The secretary's theme song or my sweet,
erasable you.
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The secretary?
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The secretary's?
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Secretary... Theme song. Secretary theme
song.
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Call him. No, no, no. No, no, call him.
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Or, the secretary theme song, or...
Or... I...
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Wish my... My... My... My... My...
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Sick? Goodbye?
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My sweet... My sweet... Sweet...
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Second -case names down on my suite.
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Erase. Eraser. Eraser.
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Erased. Erased. My suite erased.
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My suite.
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Erased you.
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Erasable you.
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All right, here we go with the second
half of the
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Perry Mason cast versus the Dump the
Stars show, and the Perry Mason team is
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ahead. By 21 seconds.
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And here comes the special investigator
for Perry Mason on the Perry Mason Show,
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William Hopper. Oh, great.
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Do they call you Bill?
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Yeah.
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It's good being on the winning side on
your show. They won't talk to me after
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that. They won't? They're through? All
right, well, let's see what happens to
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you. Incidentally, you do a beautiful
job on that show. I enjoy it thoroughly.
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He doesn't care. He just wants this.
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Suggested by our... No.
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Suggested by our... Salmon from Tacoma,
Washington. You don't have to do the
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address. Guest Bill Hopper gets the
obvious want ad.
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Harry Mason wishes to meet Taylor.
Object, a lawsuit.
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Book. Want ad.
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Television. Television. TV. Television.
Television star. Star.
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Perry Mason. Perry Mason. Perry Mason.
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For goodness sake.
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Perry Mason wishes.
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Wants. Wants or wishes?
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Wishes to.
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Wishes to. Wishes to meet.
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Wishes to meet.
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Wishes to.
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Fit.
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Fit. Two syllables.
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Wishes to meet. Wishes to pet.
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Twitch? Taylor?
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Taylor. Taylor. Wishes to meet Taylor?
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To meet Taylor? With?
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Taylor who?
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Masonite? Masonite? Mason. No.
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Ah, book?
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Ah, book.
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Somebody in a book. Is it probably... A
Mason character? Kind of a book. Mason?
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Gardner? My girl's not in Gardner? Kind
of a book. No. A Perry Mason book.
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Ah. Ah.
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The case of the, uh... Recap. Recap. Do
the recap.
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Perry Mason wishes to meet Taylor.
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Object. Colon. Object.
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A.
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Sounds like.
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Pause.
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Cause. Cause.
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Cause. Object.
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Too bad. He was so object. A lawsuit.
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He was trying to say larger. Get out of
there. This is what he was asking.
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Barry Mason wishes to meet Taylor.
Object. A lawsuit.
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Very good, Bill. You came through
beautifully on that.
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Want ads have a general rhythm, as you
know. So -and -so wishes to meet
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somebody, colon, an object, and then the
payoff.
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All right, here we go with the
Anchorman, with the Perry Mason team
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few seconds. I forget how many. Ladies
and gentlemen, 15, the star of the show,
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Mr. Raymond Burr.
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Ray is so extremely popular as Perry
Mason, many people don't realize the
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has been on for so long.
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Uh, don't realize, well, he's such a
great actor in other roles here that...
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I don't know what I was going to say. A
lobster trisha. Anything you want to
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finish my sentence or forget it? Yeah.
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Paddle and Madeline.
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Ray, you can win or lose for your team,
so relax. Mrs. Kay Potilak, Madeline
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Holm, from Chicago, Illinois, sent it
in. Wait for the bell and good luck.
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Will Perry Mason lose his first case
tonight?
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Let's see as Raymond Burr defends the
case of the busy spoof or...
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No rest for the weirdy.
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Busy.
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How many shows?
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You're not busy.
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Busy. The case is busy.
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The case? The case. Sounds like. Tell
Mike you can't. Sounds like.
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Sounds like.
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Sounds like. Book.
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Book. Book. Book. Book.
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Book.
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In case of the busy. Busy.
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Sounds like.
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Sounds like.
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Hurt. Hurt. Pain.
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Hurt. Back.
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Back.
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Sacroiliac.
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Grown. Two syllables.
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Two syllables. First syllable.
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Bite. Bee.
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Lint. Dust. Dirt.
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Available? Yeah.
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Yeah. Why?
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You lost the case. The case of the busy
spook. Case.
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Case of the busy spook or no rest for
the weirdy.
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