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Changes in your routine can be tough.
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And sometimes it's hard to see how it
could ever be a good thing. Hey, check
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out. A postcard from Andy.
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I'm still pissed at him. He just picked
up and moved to China for no reason.
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Well, he got a job.
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Yeah, actually it was a promotion.
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I don't see how a pay cut and moving
your whole family to rural China is a
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promotion. Well, he thought it would be
good for his career.
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I'll say it.
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I'm glad he's gone.
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No offense, PJ. I know he's your
brother, but that guy was mean, slow,
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mediocre poker player. Don't sell him
short.
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He also complained constantly.
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It wasn't constantly.
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Poker starts too early.
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And goes too late. This ice makes my
scotch taste like freezer.
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Hey. Hey.
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Hey. Hey. Hey. Missing out on some
excellent anti -bashing.
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Oh, scotch.
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Complain. Sleep.
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Well,
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maybe it's a good thing he's gone. Yeah,
except you can't really play poker with
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five. One person goes to the bathroom
and the whole game falls apart.
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And he ruined everything.
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Why don't you guys just replace him with
somebody new?
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Oof, so we're only that easy.
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Well, who'd you guys play with before I
came along? We didn't actually always
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play poker. Originally, we had Risk
Night.
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But we had a truth. You said you weren't
going to go into Asia.
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Relax, all right? I'm trying to win a
game here.
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I think this guy should relax.
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Oh, really? Because, you know, I
think... That guy should relax.
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All right, you guys, why don't we all
just, you know, relax?
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You know, I think the whole board should
relax.
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Whoa! The table should relax.
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Kenny, it was a game.
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Oh, really?
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After risk, we tried playing ping pong.
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That was a flimsy table. That's not the
point. You were out of control. Why do
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you have to be so competitive?
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Really.
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Because there was that very small window
of foosball.
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In her defense, though, I mean, you're a
terrible goalie. Then my neighbor had
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this yard sale, and that's where we got
the poker table.
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The very sturdy poker table.
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And that was how Poker Night was born.
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Until you sort this poker thing out, why
don't we try that Thursday night tango
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class?
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Right. The tango class.
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Tango class?
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Why? It's a scientific fact.
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Couples that have shared hobbies last
longer.
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I read about it in the New York Times.
Every day with Rachel Ray. Whatever.
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The science is sound.
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So, uh, this is the thing.
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You two guys are really dating, huh?
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Yes. You know what else is the thing?
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You were asking if we two are really
dating twice a day. You know what this
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means?
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I'm the last single guy in the group.
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What about Brandon?
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Brandon's not single. He brings home a
different girl every night. Not every
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night. Monday night was the girl that
played Wee and yelled, Oh, my stars!
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All night.
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Wednesday, Wednesday was Smokey Girl.
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Not cool, Brando. No smoking in the
apartment.
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I told her to smoke by the window. Next
time, tell her to open it.
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Yes, these are bright girls we're
dealing with.
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Friday night's girl was my favorite,
though.
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She used my toothbrush.
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You're cranky.
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Something up, Buttercup?
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Uh, yeah, it kind of is. A stranger used
my toothbrush.
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It's a guest toothbrush, all right?
You're a guest, too. Guest toothbrush?
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That's a thing. No, it's not.
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Whatever, dude, you used the last of the
milk. My milk! In my fridge!
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Actually, fine, fine, our fridge. But, I
mean, the point is, I gotta deal with
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your stuff, too. Like your computer
going slam -dee -slam early in the
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First of all, no computer goes slam -dee
-slam. That's a fact. And secondly,
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noon is not early in the morning.
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Obviously, we need to stop talking to
each other so much and get this poker
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night fixed.
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Well, without it, I won't know where I
am in the week. You don't know where you
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are in the room.
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Okay, okay, so the hunt is on for a new
person to play poker with. Agreed? Yes.
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Agreed. Agreed.
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This ice does taste like freezer.
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Yes, toothbrush.
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So, I came up with a few ideas of guys
to replace Annie at poker.
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Shoot. Joe O'Donnell. Ugh.
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That guy gets like two beers in him. All
he wants to do is karaoke.
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How about Mark Kimborowitz?
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No way.
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That guy's way too loud. He's like a
howler monkey.
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Really, Mike?
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You know, he's also really into Civil
War reenactments. And it's like, dude,
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seriously, stop emailing me Gettysburg
crap.
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I'm wondering why you're checking out
muskets. Yeah, it's... Wait.
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You were on my computer?
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I had to look some stuff up. On my mail?
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I got bored.
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Boundary. Brando Boundaries.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey. What's going on? Well, we're trying
to replace Andy.
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It's going awesome.
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So you might be free for tango on
Thursday.
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No. Okay, everybody focus so we can find
somebody that's a good poker player.
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I thought that guy bent. No, no, no.
Dude sucks.
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You don't even know him. You met him for
two seconds.
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Whatever, dude. Look, anything you need
to know about somebody, you learn in the
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first five minutes of meeting them.
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Where's the theory coming from? Oh,
years of observation.
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Hooking up with drunk club girls.
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Okay, Mr. First Impressions.
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Do you remember when you met me and
Seth?
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Of course I do.
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Freshman year, storms.
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I invited you guys to that party.
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Hey.
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I'm Brandon.
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I live right down the hall.
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So my roomie Stiggs and I are having a
little happy hour later.
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You guys aren't doing anything.
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You should totally stop by.
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Ooh, blind melon.
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Nice.
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Wow, that guy was so cool.
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And super hot.
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We gotta go.
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Oh, as if we'd miss that party.
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Hang on, let me get my tiny backpack.
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I'm not even gonna wear shoes.
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That is not how it went at all. Sure it
is.
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Okay, first, you were not cool. The only
thing you got right was that Steph was
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my roommate.
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So, I'm thinking about joining a
sorority.
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Ugh, really?
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Well, how else are you supposed to meet
cute boys?
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Hey -o!
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Door from the house.
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Anyway.
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Huge shindig down the hall.
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Me and my homie Stegs.
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Right now, let's bring her on, unless
you guys are willing to put out the fog
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and get on the horse and go... Thanks.
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Anyway, right now, total sausage fest.
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Steg doesn't care, because he's got a
girlfriend.
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From hell.
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I mean, every night they're on the top
bunk, and I'm like, God, could these bed
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springs be any squeakier?
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Anyway.
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So what sorority are you thinking of
joining?
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Where to, guys?
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Fine. Then we agree to disagree.
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All right.
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Well, look, I think that we all just
need to learn from the lessons of Andy
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find somebody who plays a little faster.
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And is a good poker player. Who's easy
to get along with. Or a hot chick.
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Yeah, not too hot, though. Well, it's
distracting.
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Right. PJ hotness or lower. Hey.
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It's a compliment. A weird one. Okay,
guys, let's just lower the bar back to
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decent poker player, fast.
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Good hang.
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What about Mexican Freddy?
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You know, that's not a bad idea.
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He's a good player, right? Yeah.
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Sure. Yeah, okay. Great.
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Thursday Night Poker with special guest
Mexican Freddy. Awesome.
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Oh, uh, I'm sorry. Kenneth won't be able
to attend tango class this week as
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something came up.
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No, you should not be rude to take out
people.
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When I worked at that pizza joint, we
would routinely serve pizzas with extra
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sneeze.
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Hey, hey, focus.
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That's on you.
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Oh, uh, Bruce, sorry.
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Wow, this guy's intense.
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Yeah, he's scary looking like he could
pull a knife any second.
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Guys, come on, he's not that bad.
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Freddy.
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Freddy. Freddy, Freddy.
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Hey, cue ball.
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Keep the banter down, okay? This is a
poker game, not a lady's tea.
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No offense.
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None taken.
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Actually, I could use some tea. Hey,
hon, brew me some, will you? A spot of
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cream, three sugars.
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I'm not going to defend your honor
because he's a little scary, but I will
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it happen for you.
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Mexican Freddy sucks.
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And I'm pretty sure he took Bobby's
sunglasses.
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So douchey. All right, it's official.
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Poconut's dead.
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Hello, Tango.
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Well, wait a second. We can't let him
ruin our game, you guys. We just gotta
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to find somebody new.
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We don't know anybody.
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Well, we gotta break out of our circle
and meet new people.
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The only place to meet people is at
work, and I happen to work at a place
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only one other employee.
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What's up, buddy? What's up, buddy?
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True, isn't it? I think everybody I know
I met through work.
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Well, that's not true. You met them
through me.
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Oh, yeah.
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Wait, how did you three meet?
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I met Mike through work.
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Oh. And Mike was friends with Kenny?
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No, I was friends with Kenny. Do you not
know this story?
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Uh -uh.
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Oh, that's actually kind of funny.
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Back in the day, I hung out a lot at Ed
DeBevick's. The 50s diner with the
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funny, rude waiters?
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I like to think of it as the place with
cheap beer.
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But anyway, Kenny was one of those
waiters. You were a waiter at Ed
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Slow down. Menci here is having a hard
time keeping up.
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Anyway,
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Kenny asked me out a couple times. I
wanted to be friends, so we came up with
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genius plan.
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I'm really... liking kenny as a friend i
just want to make it clear that i'm not
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into dating him by pretending to be on a
date with me yeah exactly well listen
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since we're on a date you want to uh
somebody better call the
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zoo and tell them to check the cages i
think they're missing a couple of
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hey kenny this is mike hey uh
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wait do you seriously get paid to be
rude to people You have no idea. Watch
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this. Hey, lady, which would you rather
have, a million dollars or your
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husband's head full of nickels?
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Dude, greatest job ever.
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Hey, didn't Brett Boone say that? Yes.
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I love that you know that. You'll drink
it for free tonight.
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Man,
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this guy is awesome. I can't believe you
don't want to date him.
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It's not that I don't want to date him.
I just don't, you know, want to date...
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You are the worst wingman ever.
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Well, that may be.
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But I'm drinking for free with my new
best bud, Kenny. Yeah, you are.
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Wow.
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Sounds like a love connection was made.
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That's right.
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And we never look back.
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Shame on you, PJ.
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What, don't I get anything for
introducing you guys?
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You can get the check.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, everybody. What's up?
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00:11:22,870 --> 00:11:26,710
We're just talking about how we all
first met. Yep. Uh, school, work.
246
00:11:28,210 --> 00:11:29,270
Weird bromance scenario?
247
00:11:29,830 --> 00:11:31,150
Hmm. Okay.
248
00:11:31,630 --> 00:11:35,970
Wait a second. We met Bobby through you,
right? Yeah, I met him at work and then
249
00:11:35,970 --> 00:11:37,290
I brought him to the baseball game,
remember?
250
00:11:37,650 --> 00:11:40,410
Actually, I met you a few years before
that.
251
00:11:40,870 --> 00:11:41,870
I don't think so.
252
00:11:41,990 --> 00:11:45,930
Yeah, I never told you this, but we
definitely met.
253
00:11:47,890 --> 00:11:51,590
One for the thumb, right? And we were
there, courtside.
254
00:11:52,330 --> 00:11:54,590
Is Michael Jordan in there?
255
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:28,000
That was Michael Jordan. He gave me his
autograph.
256
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:31,420
Look at it again. I'm pretty sure I
wrote moment chance.
257
00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,020
I had that thing framed.
258
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:36,140
Dude, I bought that thing from you for
$500.
259
00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:41,580
Wait, Brando, are those my sunglasses?
260
00:12:42,980 --> 00:12:45,420
No, no, no, no. Uh, found them.
261
00:12:45,660 --> 00:12:47,600
Where? Uh, by the front door.
262
00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:53,340
Sorry, pal. You snooze, you lose. But I
didn't snooze. I left my sunglasses on
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00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,540
the table and you stole them.
264
00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:59,220
Well, you ate all the Pop -Tarts. I ate
one Pop -Tart. Yeah, the last one.
265
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:03,620
Stop it. Look, Mexican Freddy didn't
work out. We're just going to find
266
00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:06,220
who's a little less intense, a lot more
fun.
267
00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:09,000
Ooh, ooh, Kevin Esco.
268
00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,660
He moved to Houston. No, wait, dead.
269
00:13:11,940 --> 00:13:13,140
Eh, one of those.
270
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,920
There's a waitress at the club that says
she likes to play.
271
00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:17,400
I'm sure she does.
272
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Play poker.
273
00:13:18,740 --> 00:13:19,980
All right, what do you know about her?
274
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:24,420
Um, I don't know. I mean, seems nice,
always on time.
275
00:13:25,330 --> 00:13:26,330
Carries a good tray.
276
00:13:26,450 --> 00:13:27,650
Is she single? Yes.
277
00:13:27,870 --> 00:13:28,870
You and her?
278
00:13:28,910 --> 00:13:31,690
No. Sounds good to me. Sure, let's give
her a shot.
279
00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:33,170
Kenny,
280
00:13:35,090 --> 00:13:36,130
a little quiet over there?
281
00:13:36,870 --> 00:13:38,110
I ate the last Pop -Tart.
282
00:13:39,410 --> 00:13:40,410
Wow!
283
00:13:41,650 --> 00:13:44,030
Oh, my God. I can't believe how much I'm
winning.
284
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,070
Oh, you know what's fun?
285
00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:50,590
Whoever wins gets to pick someone to do
a shot of peach snot.
286
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:53,130
Ooh, that's... Sounds interesting.
287
00:13:53,690 --> 00:13:55,190
No, we're not gonna do that.
288
00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:59,330
Oh, don't be such a fuddy -duddy. Come
on, Kenny, don't be such a fuddy -duddy.
289
00:13:59,970 --> 00:14:01,530
I like this one.
290
00:14:01,830 --> 00:14:02,830
I like this one, too.
291
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:07,110
Hey, you guys, I don't mean to sound
like Mexican Freddy, but can we, um,
292
00:14:07,110 --> 00:14:08,110
on the game? Hmm.
293
00:14:12,970 --> 00:14:13,970
Are these good?
294
00:14:14,090 --> 00:14:18,110
Oh, no, don't, um... Yeah, that's pretty
good.
295
00:14:20,550 --> 00:14:21,610
I'm gonna stay in.
296
00:14:21,950 --> 00:14:23,030
Because I want to see what you've got.
297
00:14:23,870 --> 00:14:24,890
I bet you do.
298
00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:28,690
Bingo. No, not bingo.
299
00:14:28,930 --> 00:14:29,749
Oh, man.
300
00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:30,750
You've got me.
301
00:14:30,850 --> 00:14:31,850
You have to do a shot.
302
00:14:32,430 --> 00:14:33,650
Only if you bend my arm.
303
00:14:33,950 --> 00:14:34,950
Oh, okay.
304
00:14:35,050 --> 00:14:36,190
Too much, I admit.
305
00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:39,910
I'll make up a batch for the table.
306
00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:53,560
poker was that bad.
307
00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:57,660
It wasn't even poker. It was like being
a chaperone on a skeevy blind date.
308
00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,820
Ooh, how about Jeff Hunt?
309
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:03,860
Who's that? The guy I went on a skeevy
blind date with. I can't believe Andy's
310
00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:07,560
leaving is going to kill our game. No,
we're going to find somebody. To be
311
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,540
this is a tough group to break into.
312
00:15:09,940 --> 00:15:13,920
Come on, you guys have like a billion
inside jokes, and whenever you tell a
313
00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,360
story, you shorthand everything.
314
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:16,840
What are you talking about?
315
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,320
Remember when Kraft chartered that
fishing boat?
316
00:15:22,319 --> 00:15:26,680
Classic Kraft. Yeah, except I never was
told that story. I don't know who Kraft
317
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,540
is or what happened on that fishing
boat.
318
00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:30,420
That's Jenkins.
319
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:34,740
You're proving my point.
320
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:37,080
It's tough to be outside of the group.
321
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,620
Yeah, but you've been around since the
beginning.
322
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,920
Still, it's not like I was made to feel
comfortable right away.
323
00:15:43,340 --> 00:15:45,700
I mean, it's been a long road getting to
know all of you.
324
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:47,560
Except Kenny.
325
00:15:47,820 --> 00:15:48,820
Especially Kenny.
326
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,080
Wait, so how did you guys meet?
327
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:54,680
Oh, actually, before I took Mike to meet
Kenny, I brought Stephanie in to check
328
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:55,680
him out.
329
00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:02,140
I see the invasion force from Planet
Foxy has landed. I surrender.
330
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:08,620
Stephanie, this is the guy I was telling
you about. Kenny, this is my friend
331
00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:09,700
Stephanie. Hi.
332
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,300
What are you supposed to be dressed as?
333
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,140
Uh, excuse me?
334
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:16,900
Newsflash. Halloween is six months away.
Why don't you take your mask off and
335
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:17,900
stay a while?
336
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,930
What the... Oh, don't worry if the fast
ones go over your head.
337
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:27,510
Okay, uh, obviously you think you're
funny, but you're sadly mistaken.
338
00:16:28,010 --> 00:16:31,750
So why don't you just run along and get
us some water? Oh, sure. I need a bucket
339
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:34,050
of water over here and maybe some hay.
Hay.
340
00:16:34,590 --> 00:16:35,610
Oh, my God.
341
00:16:36,190 --> 00:16:38,210
Were you dropped on your head or
something?
342
00:16:38,770 --> 00:16:42,210
Who takes a job where they dress like a
milkman and insult people?
343
00:16:42,490 --> 00:16:46,230
Uh, insulting people is my business, and
business is good.
344
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:49,280
How?
345
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:52,540
I can't believe you even thought about
dating this guy.
346
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:53,920
He's a loser.
347
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:56,640
Okay.
348
00:16:56,940 --> 00:16:57,940
That was cold.
349
00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:01,760
How's business now, insult -y guy?
350
00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:07,220
Hey, so, Steph, you decided that Kenny
wasn't good enough for PJ to date, but
351
00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:08,819
now you're dating him.
352
00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:10,339
That's what this is for.
353
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,220
I'm an acquired taste, like olives.
354
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:14,440
I don't like olives.
355
00:17:14,540 --> 00:17:15,379
You have no taste.
356
00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:16,380
You said it, not me.
357
00:17:17,130 --> 00:17:20,470
Yeah, I'm amazed you two got together at
all. With me and Bobby, I knew right
358
00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:21,429
away I liked him.
359
00:17:21,430 --> 00:17:23,210
That's actually not true.
360
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:29,190
What are you talking about? The truth
is, we actually met a few weeks before
361
00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:30,189
think we did.
362
00:17:30,190 --> 00:17:31,190
You did?
363
00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:32,710
Shut up. Where?
364
00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:35,570
Here. Over at the bar. It was a Sunday.
365
00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:38,230
You were wearing your baseball uniform.
366
00:17:38,570 --> 00:17:40,830
We were watching the Phillies -Mariners
game.
367
00:17:42,650 --> 00:17:44,470
Yeah. See, that's what I'm talking
about.
368
00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:45,739
Well, what happened?
369
00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:49,100
Oh, Rollins triple, Perez hit a high fly
ball to deep right, scoring Rollins.
370
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:50,820
Wow.
371
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:54,160
Hey, I'm Bobby. Yes, Drake.
372
00:17:54,580 --> 00:17:56,880
You owe me 20 bucks, Mike. Stay up.
373
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:00,900
No.
374
00:18:01,420 --> 00:18:03,680
No. Iced at the bar.
375
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:08,880
Yep, it's true. I was the invisible man.
I can't believe it. That's so weird
376
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:12,000
because the perfect guy was right under
your nose and you didn't even notice.
377
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,700
Hey, you dodged a bullet.
378
00:18:14,110 --> 00:18:16,630
If you'd talked to him, you could have
ended up with a moment shots autograph
379
00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:19,050
that you later had framed.
380
00:18:19,830 --> 00:18:25,110
Speaking of dodging bullets, there's one
with the word tango on it headed right
381
00:18:25,110 --> 00:18:26,109
for you, Kenny.
382
00:18:26,110 --> 00:18:27,550
That's exciting.
383
00:18:27,950 --> 00:18:32,130
And if we're going to get into this
week's class, oh, I got to go. I got to
384
00:18:32,130 --> 00:18:33,290
drop a check off at the studio.
385
00:18:33,690 --> 00:18:35,390
Bye. Bye, Steph. See ya.
386
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:39,990
This is bullshit.
387
00:18:40,590 --> 00:18:41,590
You never know.
388
00:18:42,110 --> 00:18:43,130
You might like it.
389
00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:46,180
That's what I'm afraid of. I can't
believe that our poker game is
390
00:18:46,180 --> 00:18:50,760
dead. Unless our new guy is sitting over
at the bar, looking handsome, going
391
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:51,760
unnoticed by PJ.
392
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:54,060
Hey, can I smash the poker table?
393
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,900
Oh, my God, I've got it. What?
394
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:57,640
I know the perfect person for poker.
395
00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:00,660
Priscilla Presley? Paula Poundstone?
Peppermint Patty.
396
00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:03,640
You know what? All right, it's a
surprise. Just show up at my house
397
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,880
okay? You will not be disappointed.
398
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:09,380
Porky Pig.
399
00:19:11,420 --> 00:19:12,540
Sorry, I didn't get to say one.
400
00:19:13,350 --> 00:19:14,410
Yeah, look who showed up.
401
00:19:16,630 --> 00:19:19,930
Hey, we're all here. Where's this
mystery person of yours? Be patient.
402
00:19:20,430 --> 00:19:21,490
I hope it's not Piven.
403
00:19:22,350 --> 00:19:24,030
Whoever it is, they're late.
404
00:19:24,610 --> 00:19:26,030
Not a good first impression.
405
00:19:26,270 --> 00:19:28,310
Hey, Bobby, how did you not find out who
it is, huh?
406
00:19:28,690 --> 00:19:31,930
Why don't you use your powers as a
boyfriend to spy? You know, withhold sex
407
00:19:31,930 --> 00:19:33,030
something to get the answer.
408
00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:34,250
What would be enough for me?
409
00:19:36,410 --> 00:19:37,410
You ready?
410
00:19:46,410 --> 00:19:51,390
sick joke is this good evening i hope
our mystery person is hiding in that bag
411
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:56,330
so i realized stephanie is the perfect
person to replace andy no she's not
412
00:19:56,330 --> 00:20:00,030
awful no offense none taken because i
know you and i know that you frequently
413
00:20:00,030 --> 00:20:05,850
say idiotic things that is true that boy
she's perfect yeah and i also know that
414
00:20:05,850 --> 00:20:11,410
you like mini sandwiches so i brought
you some with the toothpicks those are
415
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:15,110
favorite you don't really know how to
play poker very well I've learned a lot.
416
00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:18,670
Having to listen to you all talk about
it and go on and on.
417
00:20:19,090 --> 00:20:22,050
Like I know that in your game the
wheel's good and cards speak.
418
00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:23,310
This is weird.
419
00:20:23,970 --> 00:20:25,610
Lorenzo's class starts in 20 minutes.
420
00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:27,950
Well, let's give it a try. Open your
minds, people.
421
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:29,770
Okay,
422
00:20:30,010 --> 00:20:31,010
any other objections?
423
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:36,590
I guess not. I mean, ideally at some
point we'd broaden our horizons a bit
424
00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:39,110
get someone with some new stories,
but... Oh, I got a story.
425
00:20:39,670 --> 00:20:42,190
Yeah, yeah. I got a story about a
roommate.
426
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:45,080
who dyed her hair and turned herself
pink.
427
00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:47,580
Boring. It was PJ. Not boring.
428
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,100
Okay, not telling the story.
429
00:20:49,460 --> 00:20:56,080
Sometimes losing something means
actually gaining something so much more.
430
00:20:56,260 --> 00:20:57,460
And here's the best part.
431
00:20:57,660 --> 00:20:59,520
She won't drink all my scotch.
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