All language subtitles for my_boys_s03e08_friends_of_friends

If friends are like family, then friends
of friends are like cousins.

Some can be cool, some can be
insufferable.

It can break either way.

Hey guys, Phil's coming by.

Ah, great!

Who's Phil?

He's a friend. He's like our best
customer. You are going to love him.

hilarious. Hey, you know, we wouldn't
even know Phil if it wasn't for the

which proves my point as to why we
should keep the store. Except that he

in our online fantasy league on the
internet.

Oh, man. Here we go again. People prefer
a face -to -face relationship.

Sure, but if we're losing money, we
could cut our overhead costs by going

completely online.

You know another way to save money? I
could downsize half my workforce. Oh, my

God. Don't you guys have hours at work
every day to have the same argument over

and over again? Not that this isn't
super entertaining.

Not at all. All Mike does is sing these
jingles that then get stuck in your head

for the rest of the day.

Nationwide is on your side.

Ooh, now we're on your side, buddy.

Hey, guys.

Who is ready for the social event of the
season? Yes, please.

I'm throwing my first annual birthday
bash and all -girls night. Oh, good.

See, I love you, and I really want to
celebrate you any way that you want.

It's just, your friends and I, we don't
always have a lot in common.

Oh, but some of them are new.

Maybe you'll have something in common
with them. Do they squeal? I bet they

squeal.

Look, I understand. Not everybody gets
along with everyone else. Okay, good.

Because... But, as an adult, when I have
nothing in common with my friends'

friends, I make an effort until I learn
to accept all of them.

Except Kenny.

Hey, just for that, I'm not coming.

Good, because you're not invited.
Although I can understand how the phrase

girls' night confused you.

Good one. Are you turning 11?

Good one. Who needs?

Peach?

I judged the Bacon Olympics.

I cheerfully participated in Boilermaker
Night.

And when you guys waited outside in the
cold for the Springsteen tickets, I

rubbed Mike's feet so he wouldn't lose a
toe.

Ooh, that was sweet.

Bad friend.

God, you're absolutely right.

Okay, you know what? I am going to make
more of an effort.

Or I could just buy you something really
expensive.

Your presents will be gift enough.

Yeah, I guess you wouldn't want a gift
because you'd probably be afraid of...

Oh, my God!

Can you do me a favor? Sure, man. What's
up?

It's about your buddy, John.

All right, ever since we opened this
club together, all he does is hang out

give his friends free drinks. Isn't that
why people open bars?

Look, John put up all the money, okay? I
brought the expertise.

We agreed to be equal partners, but now
he just treats me like I'm the

bartender. Sucks, man, but what do you
want me to do?

Did you talk to him?

Look, you know, next time you guys are
hanging out in your big fancy leather

chairs, sparking up your cigars, you
know, just flip it in. Wait, wait. When

I become the guy from the Monopoly game?

If you think of it.

I don't know, man. I don't know if
that's really my place.

Plus, you know, we're pretty busy
covering the city in windowless red

Hey, Kenny! Mike! Hey, it's Phil! Hey,
Phil! That's Phil!

No way!

How you doing?

Hey, Phil, this is PJ.

Hi! This is really a thrill. I'm a big
fan. I read your column all the time. Is

that cloying?

Not at all.

Well, you're just a refreshing new voice
in sports and even better looking in

person. How about that?

Nope. Wow, you're uncloyable.

That's not even a real word.

I know that.

Let me get you something to drink. What
are you having? Oh, I'll have a Harvey

Wallbanger.

Thank you.

Sure. It's a kid's story, Geiger. Whoa!

What is he doing here?

Um, who?

Did you just get here? No, I've been
hiding. Why are you talking to Dr.

You mean Phil? Because he seems nice.

He's the devil. Okay, what is going on?

Why are you hiding? He was our couples
therapist.

He's seen my innermost self.

And I owe him 150 bucks, but mostly the
self part.

And then, between the army and med
school, I toured around the country with

music and had a... Brief stint with
Manhattan Transfer. That was eight crazy

days, I gotta tell ya. Whatever you
heard, it's true.

Get out!

Well, I'm gonna hit the latrine, which
is army talk.

Go ahead and order another picture
without me.

Isn't he awesome?

Why is he still here? Andy, what are you
doing here? I thought you left.

I couldn't.

I'm waiting to ask him to leave. He's
our friend.

He's not your friend.

He's a therapist.

What?

Meredith and I were having troubles,
right?

So we went to see him. He's so nice. I
bet he's a great therapist.

He's horrible.

All he did was sing these stupid songs.

Oh, that guy.

Yeah. Well, look, he's our friend, and
he probably doesn't even remember you.

Plus, he might spill some of your juicy
marital secrets. I mean, not alone.

Hey, a guy can't go loop his mule
without being replaced.

Hi, Phil Clayton. Hey, Andy.

Hey, Andy, how are you? Forrest, my wife
calls me Mr. Wonderful, you know, the

happy...

I'm happily married.

Yep.

Yep. Well, good for you.

I know you're new here, but feel free to
be embarrassed for him.

So PJ's a writer, too.

This is Madison. She wrote a book about
working as a bachelor party stripper.

Oh, wow. So you were interested in
stripping? Oh, no. I was interested in

selling a book. Oh, for my book, I
pretended to be ugly. It was hard.

But in this marketplace, you can't
succeed without a personal brand.

I don't have a brand. Are you kidding?
You have a great one.

Down -to -earth, Midwestern girl next
door who can hang with the boys and

be so pretty if she put her hair down.

Yeah, you're a Twister -era Helen Hunt.

Yippee!

Who wants more wine? Or beer. Whatever.

Let's go.

Stephanie, I am really trying, but your
friends are intense.

They're just motivated. And it's so
great. I get to be the laid -back, nice

Really? They call me Margaritaville.

Yeah. Look, they really are nice.

and you said you'd make an effort.

Yeah, if I do it for a year, can I write
a book about it? Hey, Margaritaville!

Emily's here.

Oh, so sorry I'm late. I was helping my
grandma move.

Oh, Emily!

This is my friend PJ.

Hi, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

So, did I miss all the squealing?

So gore daughter, gore daughter, Chelsea
in the back. No, no, we shouldn't do

this. I'm like, it's fine. I got that
Secret Service dude's gun.

John, I thought we were going to go over
the accounts today, man. Yeah, of

course. Right after you get us another
round.

So I'm like, okay, left at the mall,
right at the mall. I got to find the

Potomac. He's making me refill his
glass, man.

Let me out here.

I know how he feels.

My business partner doesn't appreciate
me either.

Business partner.

Did you get another job I'm not aware
of?

Is that Dr. Clayton?

Did you invite him here to my sanctuary?

I thought you hated this place.

I hate everything.

Is there a doctor in the house?

Good to see you, Doc.

Good to see you, guys. How are you? And
it's Andy, right?

Wow.

You two look so familiar.

You know, I've been trying to place you
for days now. I was talking to my wife,

Suzanne, and I said, I think it's the
guy who painted our den.

But then he had one arm, so that
wouldn't be you, would it?

And he can't paint. And then I thought,
I know how I know you. Look, Dr.

Clayton, you used to have season tickets
right behind me at the Bulls games.

You got me.

I sure do.

No balls.

Recognize the back of that head? There
it is.

Boyfriends suck.

Jim went ahead with his appendectomy on
my birthday.

Ladies, ladies, I think you're being a
little too picky.

That's your problem, Stephanie. You're
too forgiving.

See?

I'm the forgiving one.

So, PJ, do you have a boyfriend?

I do. I do.

I'm a little embarrassed to bring him
up, though.

I actually like him.

God, I like my boyfriend, too.

We better not tell the rest of them,
though.

Don't want them to feel bad.

And that's when I stole the bus to
Lincoln from the headmaster's office.

Wait, wait, wait.

Why did a boarding school in Switzerland
have a bus to Lincoln?

I don't know. The place was crazy.

I was learning grammar from a German
lady.

Actually, buddy, I got to wake up early
tomorrow.

Oh, okay.

Let me get my coat.

Did you talk to him yet?

No, I'm sorry, man. I guess all that
good free scotch just drove it right out

my head. You're killing me, man.

Come on, I don't know how much more this
I can take. Hey, don't worry. I am on

your side.

Like nationwide insurance?

Oh, man, I just got that jingle out of
my head.

I used to go watch a lot of baseball
when I lived on this farm with this

family. I'm sorry, you lived with an
Amish family?

Yeah. No electricity, no TV, nothing for
a year. That's amazing.

Are you going to write a book about it?

You know, some things you just do.

See? That wasn't so bad, huh?

You know what? Emily is pretty great.
Yeah, right? And I knew you two would

it off. Oh,

why don't you come do girl stuff with
us? Yeah, we're going to have high tea

the Four Seasons.

And Madison is organizing this pole
dancing empowerment class.

Great. Oh, and next week, Kensington is
having a sex toy party.

Whatever happens, it's just getting your
nails done and bitching about whoever

wasn't there.

Oh, yeah, it wasn't bad.

Met this girl, Emily. She's really cool.

Of course, I'm never going to see her
again unless I want to strip her by pink

vibrators. Tell us more about this
Emily.

Why don't you just ask this Emily girl
to hang out? Oh, it's not that easy for

girls. These are like really treacherous
waters, you know what I mean? You have

to navigate and negotiate very, very
carefully.

Hey, you guys.

Hey, Steph.

Oh, hey.

Hey, did you want to grab dinner on
Thursday?

Sure. You know, we should invite Emily.
Sure, and boyfriend too.

Why not? Great.

Anyone need anything?

I'm good. Okay.

Wow.

Wow. That was like the Cuban Missile
Crisis. Am I right? Mm -hmm. Oh.

You did anything. I do anything.

Are you high?

No.

Okay, Phil, back me up here. Will you
tell this idiot that online is the smart

way to go? Smart?

Every time I get back from lunch, I
expect to find you traded the store for

handful of magic beans.

Phil, you're a mental health specialist.

Will you tell this guy to shut up? Well,
first of all, don't fight. I apologize

for Mike frequently.

Oh, really?

Sorry. Look, you can work this thing
out. You know, it just tears me up that

can't see how much Mike looks up to you.

What? Nobody looks up to Kenny.

You know, I'm sorry, but that attitude
is not helpful.

I could kiss you. You wouldn't like the
beard.

Look, you don't have to agree with all
of Mike's ideas, but they are valid.

Really? I told you.

You know, a friendship and a business
relationship are hard to balance.

Mike's in a subordinate position at
work, so if you ignore his ideas, he

assumes that's how you see him the rest
of the time.

But I don't.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, too.

Wait a minute.

That was actually helpful.

Yeah, and free of charge.

And now I'm going to sing you a little
song about a couple I know named Claire

and Anthony.

Oh, are those patients?

It's okay. They're not together anymore.

So I spent the better part of the
afternoon plugging kegs around while

through the better part of a thousand
-dollar bottle of cognac with a pussycat

doll. Ooh, which one? I don't know. The
mean -looking one.

He's so irresponsible, man. You've got
to talk to him. Brando, here's the

If you want to be equal partners with
John, you're going to have to learn to

manage him yourself.

I know, but it's just gotten so... At
this point, you've probably spent more

quality time with the guy than I even
have. I mean, I'm not even sure we'd

be friends if we hadn't killed that
homeless guy together.

Don't tell him that.

He wants to believe you.

Okay, Bobby, come on, come on, come on.
We're going to be late. Get your shoes

on. Peach, I don't understand. If you're
trying to make a new friend, how come I

have to come?

Because if we're couple friends, then
she and I could be friends.

And, you know, we could really use some
couple friends.

Hey, Kenny and Mike are kind of a
couple.

I'll go get my shoes.

Hey, Steph.

I feel like death.

I can't go out tonight.

Oh, no.

Hey, Stephanie's sick.

Well, you know, I guess we'll just
reschedule.

Oh, man, that sucks.

Madden? We can, but I don't see any
reason why you shouldn't still go.

Oh, I don't know.

Hey, she doesn't see any reason we
shouldn't still go.

But it wouldn't be weird?

Really, I insist.

All right.

I guess you call me if you need
anything.

Okay.

All right, couples night is still on.

Yay!

Here they are.

Do I look okay?

It's just a friend of Stephanie's. No, I
haven't made a new friend in a while.

Do we still make each other bracelets?

I mean, I used to offer to show the
other kids my horse, but Butterfinger

years ago.

Relax, we're not even sure we're going
to like him.

Hi, guys.

Hi. I'm so sorry that we're late, but we
just put a down payment on a party

barge. We have a lake house in Michigan.
We'd love to have people out to sample

our home -brewed beer.

I'm Bobby. I'm thinking of buying a
horse.

I'm still so impressed that you're a
pediatric surgeon.

I mean, my God, you do something for the
world.

It's just like operating on anybody,
just smaller.

You know, Sean, I just wanted to offer,
since PJ and I are both sports writers,

if you ever need tickets to any game.
Oh, cool. You know, the kids at the

hospital would really enjoy going to a
game. Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, of course.

But, I mean, you'll come with them,
right? Oh, yeah.

I think he's in love.

Oh, I'm so sorry that we have to rush
out of here, but we have two golden

retrievers at home that must be walked.

Look, dog.

Yeah. Scout and Buster, the sweetest
dogs ever.

Scout and Buster.

So perfect.

All right, well, we'll have to do this
again real soon. Absolutely. Yeah. Okay.

Great news. Nice meeting you. Love it.
Yeah.

Good night.

Oh, my God. Can we keep them?

I know, right? They read, they travel,
they sail.

They were adults.

Sean heals sick people. I mean, can you
imagine?

Did you hear the way she said trip
galore?

I bet she speaks Italian.

You know, you were right.

We have needed couple friends. Our other
friends have been holding us back.

Now we can go to wine tastings and...

Apple picking. And gospel brunch.

And gospel brunch.

I also make a great tortilla soup. I
mean, what renaissance man doesn't?

hey. Hi, guys.

Can I speak to you for one second? Yeah,
sure. Excuse me for one second.

They're great, aren't they? Yeah, yeah.
Two drivers, licenses from Guam. What

have you got? Listen, we're equal
partners in this.

But since we've opened...

I've kind of been doing all the legwork,
and you're sort of treating this like

some personal party you're throwing,
okay?

It's not fair. I understand what you're
saying.

Dude, that's great, because I really...
But the fact that I put up all the money

makes me an equaler partner than you.

You know? So, there's that.

You know what?

I quit!

Okay? Now, you can bartend, and you can
do the schedules. You can book the

bands. You can stay two hours after
close to check the registers. And if you

want a full staff tonight, you can talk
down the two waitresses crying out back

because they're in a love triangle with
a steamy bar back.

Oh, that one with the Camaro? They all
have Camaros.

But you see the one with the
switchblade?

I'll let you find out.

So I'm getting a big bump in salary.

We're going to split our duties down the
middle, and Thursday night, Brando gets

to hold court.

Why Thursday?

Well, because John gets to hold court
Friday, Saturday, and every other day of

the week.

He did put up all the money.

Hey, Peach, have you heard from Emily
yet?

No, but she said she'll call.

Should we call them? We should call
them. Well, it's only been a day.

Right, right.

Hold on. I think it's finally time for a
showdown.

Andy, hey, you know, I was thinking we
should get our Bulls tickets back, huh?

I'll call tomorrow, and you can write me
a check. It's $3 ,500.

All right, that's it, all right? I never
went to a Bulls game with you. You were

my couple's counselor, and you were
terrible.

Oh, now, come on, wait a minute. You
gave Kenny and Mike better advice in

minutes than you did the entire time
with us. You and Meredith are still

together, right?

Yeah. I remembered who you were all
along, Andy. I just didn't want to

you. Oh, really?

Every patient is different.

Kenny and Mike, they just needed to
clear the air. Now, you two, you needed

hobby, something you could share
together, and that was hating me.

Wait, you can't tell me that was
intentional.

I think the results speak for
themselves.

I'll also bet you $150 that you and your
wife make love tonight.

Excuse me?

Oh, come on. Guess who I ran into today?

Oh, that quack. Oh, he's infuriating.
Yeah, he's the worst.

I love you. Oh, I love you, too.

I'm taking my blouse off now.

Oh, don't forget the mayonnaise and the
chocolate syrup. And we'll put on the

Barry Manilow records. Would you rather
have Sinatra? Let the dog be in the room

this time. That's always fun.

Well, we missed you. We had such a good
time.

Really? Yeah, and thank you. They're our
first couple friends, you know?

I mean, Emily hasn't called yet, but we
were thinking of, I don't know, doing

something couple -y, you know, like
getting tickets to Wicked or something.

Yeah, about that.

I don't think Emily will be calling.

Why?

Everything went so well. It did.

It did. And she adores you. And Sean
does, too.

It's Bobby.

Bobby? Yeah.

Sean felt he came on a little strong.

He thought the whole nice thing was an
act.

Bobby is nice.

Oh, I know.

I mean, birds practically land on his
shoulder. Disney would write songs about

him magically appearing if you wished
hard enough. What is wrong with these

people? I don't know. I don't know.

Friendship is a tricky thing, you know?
I mean, the chemistry has to be just

right. And you know men. I don't know
why they have to make everything so

complicated. Oh, you're telling me.

I don't understand.

Did Emily give you any reason?

Um...

She said I came on a little strong.

Oh, Peach.

All right.

Hey, we lost a friend, too.

Phil's not coming around anymore.

Yeah, apparently Andy caused a terrible
scene, making all kinds of crazy

accusations. I just told him who I was.
And he pointed out how you're always

undermining the two of us. He's trying
to make me a common enemy to save your

relationship.

Well, I don't play that game.

Yes, Andy. Phil's a master manipulator.
Actually, Phil did say he was paranoid.

God, making new friends is hard.

I have a bad feeling we're stuck with
each other.

Well, hey, we do cover all the key
demographics. I mean, you've got your

sensitive yet strong modern man.

The hard -working entrepreneur.

The guy who can do this.

The brother who's afraid to feel his
feelings.

And the handsome guy who diffuses their
jealousy.

With humor. Ooh, when's that guy get
here?