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Chicago winters can be brutal.
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They tend to weed out anything that
isn't strong. Today's high was one, you
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guys.
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One. Does anybody remember the last time
it was over ten?
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That time of year.
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I think my mailman has all my mail in
his garage.
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Can you blame him? No, he'll get to it.
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Shut the door!
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Screw it. I'm tired of being treated
like this. I'm done with Chicago.
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We'll miss you.
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Eh, it'll be quieter. No, I'm serious.
Why do we live here? Look at Hawaii.
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80 degrees there.
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That's like 40... 79.
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79 degrees warmer than it is here. Why
aren't we all moving to Hawaii right
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The humidity makes my hair explode.
There's no baseball team?
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Brady Bunch went there and almost died.
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I don't look good in Hawaiian shirts.
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Yeah, because you look great in... Are
those parachute pants?
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No, they're weightlifting pants.
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Oh, that redeems it. Why don't you just
call them astronaut pants? You haven't
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done that either. Hey, it's cold out.
Forgive me if I haven't been to the
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laundromat in a while. Since 1989?
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Hey, they keep me warm. It's all part of
my layering system.
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Long johns, sweats, jeans, astronaut
pants.
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Dude, how long does it take you to get
undressed at night?
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Undressed? Oh, Lord.
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All right, come on, you guys. We can
beat this.
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It's just Chicago winter, right? We just
got to buck up and show a little
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toughness.
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Oh, Bobby's car doesn't start.
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He's not going to make it.
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I'd rather be dead.
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Shut the door!
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And hello to you, too.
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Why are you in such a good mood?
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I'm every bit as sunny as I always am.
Andy loves the cold weather. He always
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has. Come on.
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It's true. The colder, the better.
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My body's built for this. Look at me.
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I am descendant from a long line of men
who ice fish.
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I've never understood that hobby.
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I never understood hammer time.
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So does Meredith like the cold, too? Oh,
God, no. Which is another reason why
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I'm so happy.
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She took the kids to her sister's in
Florida.
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I got the whole place to myself.
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So you're all alone, just like me?
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Not at all like you.
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But, yeah, shaping up to be a pretty
sweet week.
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Ugh, not for me. I haven't seen Bobby in
four days because of the car or you
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can't find a cab or my pipe burst.
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Ooh, I bet your pipe burst. Got it.
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I've never had a relationship last
through the winter. Or the spring,
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fall. Hey, they said there's going to be
a warm front tomorrow.
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If it gets above 20, I'm taking out the
garbage.
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No, you won't.
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No, I probably won't.
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Hey, maybe they'll move all those
abandoned cars off the street. That ice
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truck has been parked out there since
the first snow of November.
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You think the guy's still in it? He's
probably keeping warm in the freezer.
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Ooh, ice cream. Who needs?
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I scream, you scream, we all scream.
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Shut the door!
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And overnight, warm weather shows up and
everybody comes out of hibernation
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overjoyed.
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Mine are clean.
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Mine are dirty.
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There's no sorry in hacky sack.
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Well, then I guess I'm not.
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Hey, stranger.
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Hey. Hi. I'm going to dip you now.
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Aloha, amigo.
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And a little thing.
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So you really bought a Jeep?
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It feels like spring, man. The warm
weather is here, and I want to be in it.
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Huh?
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Getting a tan, toes in the sand,
drinking my hand. Come on!
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And the dog?
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Man's best friend.
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With me till the end.
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I hope I don't offend.
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This warm weather has to go away.
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Where are your sleeves?
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He also bought a jeep and a dog.
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I am so sorry.
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Oh, I love this little guy.
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Bingo and I are going to have a great
time together, aren't we, buddy? Aren't
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we? Yes.
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Why'd you name him Bingo?
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Because he can do this.
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Oh, what a cute dog.
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Who do you belong to?
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Bingo. Uh, if you'll excuse me.
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It's like the weather changed and his
brain just turned to mush. Yeah, it
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much of a stretch.
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Everyone's lost their mind. When will
you people learn?
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I saw you kissing some skateboarder
outside.
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I won't tell Bobby.
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That was Bobby. Where is Bobby? Oh, he's
running some errands. Aren't you hot in
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that sweater? Of course I am. But this
is winter. This weather's gonna flip.
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And I'll be prepared.
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Now, if you'll excuse me.
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I'm going to go home, turn on the air
conditioning, and watch Ice Road
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Well, in the meantime, want to go to the
park and throw the frisbee? Or we could
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open up a fire hydrant and just dance.
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Don't you have to work?
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Are you kidding? Nobody goes to the bars
when it's this night out.
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Ah, look around.
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Yeah, I should probably go to work.
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Ben goes over there laying the
groundwork for me.
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I'd like to let him pick which one.
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I prefer the curly -haired one, but I'm
not going to question his process.
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Hey, everybody.
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Hey. This is Heather.
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How are you? Hi.
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Kenny told me so much about all of you,
I feel like I already know you. Oh,
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that's nice.
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Who's Kenny?
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What?
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You're hilarious. You must be Bobby.
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No, I'm Mike.
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What? Is Bobby the funny one?
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He's got a silly streak, man, yeah.
You're Mike? Oh, Kenny never mentioned
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Well, smart move. Probably because I'm
rocking the gun show.
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Now you're funny.
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Well, it was nice to meet all of you.
Yeah, you too.
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I gotta go, but I'll see you later,
okay? Okay. I love you. I love you too.
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Bye.
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I love you. I do love her. But you met
her like three hours ago.
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Hey, when you know, you know.
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Dude!
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You might want to work the party a
little more before you break open the
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All right, take it easy, puka shells.
Look, I met her.
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I love her.
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What can I say?
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Love is in the air.
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He ain't lying. Check that out.
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The whole world is turned upside down.
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Oh, hello, everyone.
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Hey, Seth.
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What's up?
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Oh, did you see my little show?
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That's Trevor.
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And Trevor is? Smelly, deranged, getting
back at his parents. Is that Kenny?
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Oh, I didn't recognize you without your
Joe Piscopo costume on.
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Wait a second, wait a second, wait a
second. You met this guy, what, this
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morning? And now you're, what, you're
dating?
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Sure. Let's call it dating.
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I'm gonna have a margarita for lunch.
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Anybody? Ah, I'm all good. Okay.
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They've all gone insane.
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Maybe they were always insane.
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And it was just so cold out that they
moved slower so you couldn't see the
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insanity.
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Aren't you supposed to go back to work?
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Oh, God, yeah, I keep forgetting.
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Later.
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Buddy? What's going on, guys?
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Everybody's gone crazy.
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Like dancing in the streets crazy? Or
like box of fingers under your bed
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Somewhere between those two. Yeah, like
a happy -go -lucky guy who cuts up
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squirrels. Well, then maybe you wouldn't
mind if I stole you away for a little
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lunch in the park.
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A picnic?
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Ooh! A picnic!
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See, I was avoiding that word for
exactly that reason. But yes, a picnic
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park. I would love to.
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What's the, uh, occasion?
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It's a beautiful day.
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I have a beautiful girlfriend.
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Girlfriend? No.
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Beautiful?
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Let's go.
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I was starting to think I wasn't going
to see you until the end of winter.
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I know, I know. I was so lonely sitting
in my apartment.
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I had whiskey sours with my neighbor,
Mrs. Jenkins.
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She'd think I'm Frank Sinatra.
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It was exhausting.
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Oh, but now a picnic. Oh, wait a second.
You didn't forget the booze. Oh, no.
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Beer. Oh.
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But they're warm.
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Maybe we should run back to Crowley's
and grab some ice?
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I've got a better idea.
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Why am I so nervous?
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Oh, patient, pause. You act like you've
never stolen ice before.
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Is this something you do regularly?
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Cover me. I'm going in.
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Oh, my God, this kitchen is gorgeous.
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Hey, concentrate.
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There's more than one kind of ice.
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Someone's coming. Just get the ice and
get out.
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Oh, my God, you've got to see the stove.
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If I had the stove, I'd learn how to
cook.
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That's funny, because if I had that
couch, I'd be napping right now.
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There's a skylight in the closet.
There's a TV in the bathroom.
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There's a Murphy bed in the guest room.
There's a working fireplace in the den.
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There's a wet bar in the bedroom.
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There's a wet bar in the bedroom?
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That looks like an herb garden.
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Oh, yeah? What do you know about herb
gardens?
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Uh, enough.
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All right, why don't you name four
herbs?
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Okay, parsley, Italian parsley, Chinese
parsley, and
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Elvis parsley.
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Hey. What?
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Let's live here.
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Wait, why? I want to buy this place, and
I want you to move in with me, and we
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could live here.
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Really? Yeah. I mean, come on. The place
has heat.
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And air. We could take whatever Chicago
throws at us. What do you say?
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Okay. Okay?
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Okay. Okay!
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Okay! Okay!
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Oh.
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Wow.
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You guys are shacking up now, huh?
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Moving in together, man. That's big.
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All sorts of joys await you.
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You guys have to see this house. It
is...
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Fantastic. It's got a great little yard,
too. Ooh, bingo. We'll love that.
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Does it happen to have an extra bedroom
where, say, a friend could live?
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They just found the place, and they're
already trying to move in with him.
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Mike's dog's digging up their yard.
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Whoa.
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Excuse me.
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Yeah, he's not really going to. No.
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He's not going to. No. I love your dog.
Your dog is awesome. He's the best.
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Another bartender just called in sick.
It's the third one today. You know
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they're not really sick, right?
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Yeah, I know, but I mean, I've used that
excuse so many times myself, I can't
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really say anything.
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Well, today is your lucky day, hermano.
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Yo soy un bartender.
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Really? You know how to bartend? Si.
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You're hired.
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Uh -oh. It's Meredith.
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Hi, honey.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
It's still really cold here.
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No, you shouldn't come back early,
because I'm sick.
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All right, man, we got to go.
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All right, all right.
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Hey, we got to stop by my place and pick
up Bingo. No, dude, you can't bring
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your dog.
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Why not?
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Because, I don't know, it's against,
like, health code or something.
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Dude, they let him in here. They let you
in here.
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Point taken. Thank you.
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I got to take off, too. I got to meet my
cousin, the real estate agent.
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I'm really excited.
250
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Me, too.
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Hey, buddy.
252
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Hey.
253
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Where'd everyone go?
254
00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:45,740
Oh, we're all meeting up at John's. I
didn't invite you, but...
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You're sick.
256
00:11:48,470 --> 00:11:50,970
Well, she did say I should drink plenty
of liquids.
257
00:11:52,390 --> 00:11:54,650
Dude, this is the busiest we've ever
been.
258
00:11:54,890 --> 00:11:56,250
We're running kind of low on rum,
though.
259
00:11:56,770 --> 00:11:58,490
Because they can't get enough of my tie.
260
00:11:58,930 --> 00:11:59,930
It's called a mic tie.
261
00:12:00,210 --> 00:12:03,570
That's clever. Well, I'm trying to push
the tequila. Come on, man. I'm sweating
262
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through my three -pound sweater. Where's
my beer?
263
00:12:06,270 --> 00:12:08,490
Listen, any chance you're going to sleep
with me tonight?
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Uh, no.
265
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Then embrace the back of the line.
266
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Can I interest any ladies in a mic -a
-rita?
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Hey, guys.
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Hey. Hey, PJ.
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I'll be right back.
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I love you so much. I love you.
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Wow.
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Things look like they're going well.
273
00:12:29,170 --> 00:12:31,670
Yeah. We're going to go to Columbus this
weekend and meet the folks.
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That make sense? Think it's your one
-day anniversary?
275
00:12:34,890 --> 00:12:38,250
Uh -huh. I know you have your doubts,
but when I'm with Heather, I feel
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fantastic. That's great, but don't you
think this gorgeous weather is playing a
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little part in that? I feel fantastic
because I'm in love. Because I'm in
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I'm able to enjoy this gorgeous weather.
279
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All right, fine. I'm just saying that
saying I love you and meeting the
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in the first week is really fast.
281
00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:57,080
When did you and Bobby first say I love
you?
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00:12:57,380 --> 00:12:59,100
We still haven't. Really?
283
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,600
Yeah, and we've been dating, what, a
couple of months?
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00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:06,420
You see... Kenny, there is a healthy and
natural progression to these things. I
285
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see. So it's date a couple of months,
move in, then say I love you. Or wait,
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no, no, wait, or is it celebrate your
50th anniversary, then move in, then say
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love you. I can't... Well, to say it
like that, it sounds like I'm making a
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mistake.
289
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Oh, hey, hey.
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Where is your new man?
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00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:28,900
Oh, Trevor.
292
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I'm meeting him later at a rooftop vegan
barbecue in Drum Circle.
293
00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:34,180
But don't get too attached to Trevor.
I'm not.
294
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Really? Yeah, yeah. It's just a crazy
warm weather thing, you know? Just going
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with the flow.
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Or as Trevor would say, I'm keeping my
stoke on.
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Okay, see, well, I just went with my
flow.
298
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And are you ready for this?
299
00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:50,760
Bobby and I are moving in with each
other.
300
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:54,320
Wow. That's a little crazy, right? A
little.
301
00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:59,840
Yeah. See, we saw this townhouse, and
Bobby really wanted to buy it.
302
00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:01,060
And...
303
00:14:01,260 --> 00:14:03,800
I don't know. I mean, we haven't even
said I love you yet.
304
00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:06,340
And it seems fast.
305
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:07,700
It's fast.
306
00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,680
Yeah. How is the house, though?
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Gorgeous. Oh, my God. You would love it.
There are so many closets. There's a
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00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,360
closet that has another closet in it.
309
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:17,840
Don't do this to yourself.
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00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,300
And don't do this to me.
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00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,480
Is it still for sale? Can I afford it?
No.
312
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:28,760
Plus, Bobby has a history of moving
really fast in relationships, you know?
313
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:30,440
And...
314
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,070
I don't really want to end up like Elsa.
315
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:35,310
Even if you could have her legs? No, I'd
tip over on those things.
316
00:14:35,550 --> 00:14:38,970
Well, look, did it ever occur to you
that Bobby just got caught up in this
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00:14:38,970 --> 00:14:39,970
weather thing, too?
318
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:41,830
I mean, he has to know this is crazy.
319
00:14:42,270 --> 00:14:43,109
You think?
320
00:14:43,110 --> 00:14:47,990
Sure. My guess is as soon as the snow
starts to fall again, this whole moving
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00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:49,250
together idea will disappear.
322
00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:51,530
Yeah, you're probably right. Yeah.
323
00:14:51,810 --> 00:14:54,850
I mean, look at this bar full of crazy
people acting like they don't have to go
324
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:55,850
to work in the morning.
325
00:14:55,990 --> 00:14:57,690
And Mike and his dog, Kenny?
326
00:14:58,430 --> 00:14:59,630
No, Kenny's just an idiot.
327
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,000
Oh,
328
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:08,700
dude, that better be water.
329
00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:09,940
All right, you know what?
330
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,880
Bingo has got a go -o.
331
00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:13,660
All right? He can't hang out here
anymore.
332
00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:14,920
No way.
333
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,560
We're a team, bro -ham.
334
00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:18,720
We just split up Batman and Robin? Yeah.
335
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,820
If Robin peed on the file cabinet.
336
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:22,360
Uncool, Bingo.
337
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,940
But since he already peed, he's probably
solid for, like, another hour or so.
338
00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:30,600
Oh, hey, guys.
339
00:15:31,210 --> 00:15:32,730
Oh, my God, you're so cold.
340
00:15:33,010 --> 00:15:35,010
It's snowing. It's snowing? Yeah.
341
00:15:35,270 --> 00:15:36,270
No way.
342
00:15:36,390 --> 00:15:37,390
That was fast.
343
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:41,010
Yeah, I made the mistake of ordering an
iced coffee, and now I have this.
344
00:15:41,990 --> 00:15:45,310
Something tells me I'm not going to an
outdoor vegan drum circle tonight.
345
00:15:45,930 --> 00:15:49,450
I mean, that usually goes without
saying, doesn't it? So that's it for
346
00:15:49,530 --> 00:15:54,570
huh? Oh, God, yes. I mean, the guy
endlessly talked about following Fish
347
00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:56,150
How random is that?
348
00:15:57,870 --> 00:15:59,130
Does she know Fish is a band?
349
00:15:59,979 --> 00:16:00,980
Let's not tell her.
350
00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:07,159
Snow's back.
351
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,360
What? No, this sucks.
352
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,880
Oh, grab my bag. We have to go check on
my cats.
353
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:15,460
Cats? I didn't know you had cats.
354
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:17,180
Whatever. You're going to love them.
355
00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:19,960
I am, in fact, highly allergic to cats.
356
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,740
I don't believe in allergies.
357
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:23,820
They're all up here.
358
00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:28,480
No, it's actually more down in here.
It's a very real choking sensation.
359
00:16:29,340 --> 00:16:30,340
Don't be silly.
360
00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:35,920
Grab my bag. Look, Heather, I don't do
cats. I'm not a cat person. Maybe it's
361
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:40,680
because I will die if I get near one,
but even without that, I don't trust
362
00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:43,940
My cats are like family. I can't believe
you didn't know this about me.
363
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,320
We only met like yesterday.
364
00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:48,320
Oh, okay. I suppose next you're going to
tell me you're not super into
365
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:52,880
renaissance fairs. Rennaissance fairs?
Like mutton and jousting? And gestures.
366
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:57,980
Oh. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He
thinks I'm starting to have grave
367
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,600
He thinks the crazy cat lady is correct.
368
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:05,940
Goodbye.
369
00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:15,960
I gotta give it to her. She went for the
lap instead of the face.
370
00:17:16,579 --> 00:17:17,579
That's old school.
371
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:18,639
You all right?
372
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:21,680
Yeah, I'm just glad I nipped that in the
bud before turning a hot mulled wine
373
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:22,680
from a flagon.
374
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:24,800
Sorry.
375
00:17:25,359 --> 00:17:26,760
Oh, hey, I know how to make you feel
better.
376
00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:29,960
How? Hey, Mike. Hey. Did you know it's
snowing?
377
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:32,120
So? Did your Jeep come with a top?
378
00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,120
I like my Jeeps the way I like my
ladies.
379
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:35,840
All right.
380
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:38,980
You got to give it a second.
381
00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:41,840
Snow, top, Jeep. Damn it. Excuse me.
382
00:17:42,540 --> 00:17:44,600
Yeah. That makes me happy.
383
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:53,060
Holy cow. It is really coming down.
384
00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:56,280
Man, it really is. And we should
probably get out of here. Yeah.
385
00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:03,590
Hey, sort of bad news. I talked to my
cousin, and it turns out that the owners
386
00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:05,970
of the townhouse already accepted an
offer.
387
00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:07,309
Oh, no.
388
00:18:07,310 --> 00:18:08,310
That sucks.
389
00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:13,410
Yeah, but she has a bunch of other
places just like it that she wants to
390
00:18:13,410 --> 00:18:14,410
this weekend.
391
00:18:15,070 --> 00:18:18,070
Gosh, you know what? This weekend, I'm
actually pretty busy.
392
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,430
Well, okay, and we'll find some time on
Monday.
393
00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:23,130
Did you see this now?
394
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:24,570
I did.
395
00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:26,580
Falling from the sky?
396
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,440
Yeah.
397
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:31,560
Is everything okay?
398
00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:39,580
You know, I really miss you when I don't
see you for three days.
399
00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:43,220
I know, me too. That's why we're moving
in together.
400
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,940
No, but I think it's great that I miss
you.
401
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,460
You know, and that's not always going to
be the case.
402
00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:50,840
What are you saying?
403
00:18:52,420 --> 00:18:53,420
Um...
404
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,900
I don't really think I'm ready to live
with you.
405
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:04,060
But I thought things were really good
between us. Oh, my God, things were so
406
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:10,420
great, you know? And that's why I'm not
in any hurry to move on from this part
407
00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:11,420
of our relationship.
408
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:13,600
What part is that?
409
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,860
It's the part that's, like, new and
exciting and fun, and, you know, my
410
00:19:17,860 --> 00:19:21,740
jumps when you enter a room, and you
surprise me with picnics.
411
00:19:22,510 --> 00:19:25,170
And you don't think we could still do
that? Oh, honey, if we have that dining
412
00:19:25,170 --> 00:19:26,350
room, we ain't going on picnics.
413
00:19:27,730 --> 00:19:30,850
Yeah, yeah, and I would never leave that
couch.
414
00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:34,950
You know, we only have this one chance
to have this part.
415
00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:38,570
You know, before we live together and we
deal with bills and plumbers and
416
00:19:38,570 --> 00:19:41,990
arguing over who's going to tell Mike
it's time to leave. No, I was just going
417
00:19:41,990 --> 00:19:43,070
to never tell him where we live.
418
00:19:43,270 --> 00:19:44,270
He'd find us.
419
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:49,410
You know what? Maybe you're right.
420
00:19:49,630 --> 00:19:50,630
Maybe...
421
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,820
Maybe living together right now is a
little bit fast.
422
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:55,500
Maybe.
423
00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:57,700
Yeah.
424
00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:00,820
I love you.
425
00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:05,300
Yeah? Yeah.
426
00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:11,880
I do. I do. I just... I don't know. Is
that too fast?
427
00:20:34,590 --> 00:20:37,530
Do you want to go to my place and I'll
clear off some space for your
428
00:20:37,890 --> 00:20:39,990
Hey, hey, hey, slow down, lady.
429
00:20:41,210 --> 00:20:43,070
Come on, one thing at a time, huh?
430
00:20:43,430 --> 00:20:48,470
Yes, sir. And sometimes all it takes is
a nice day or two to remind you that
431
00:20:48,470 --> 00:20:50,170
cold weather has its upside, too.
432
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,410
Whoop, will you poop, please?
433
00:20:53,490 --> 00:20:54,389
Night, Mike.
434
00:20:54,390 --> 00:20:55,390
I'll see you guys.
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