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A wise man once said, a little friendly
competition never hurt anyone.
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Need me help organizing my money?
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I wonder if he was talking about this
bunch.
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Who needs?
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Oh, so you guys all still down for the
games to cast on this weekend?
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Is that the board game thing?
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Oh, yeah.
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Ten games, three nights, the losers buy
booze for the winning team for one whole
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month. Finally, it's a chance to avenge
our loss to these two.
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We didn't lose, we tied. Tying Mike is a
loss, so we lost.
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Yes. Victory is ours.
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Eat it.
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Good one, Weird Al. So not scared.
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Oh, you better be. Because Kenny and I
are going to be all over you like a pair
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of wool pajamas.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Kenny is my
partner.
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Your partner? Yeah. Just you remember?
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You were just sitting in for me. I
couldn't make the last decathlon.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, you were off dating that rich guy.
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Vince. Mitch.
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Hank. No, I think it was Mitch.
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Mitch, Vince, Hank, whatever, man. That
dude sucks.
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All the guys you date suck.
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I kind of like the new one.
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Bobby, you must suck in some way. We
just haven't figured it out yet. You
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my sister, I'll... have another scotch.
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Anyway, the point is, the team is me and
Kenny. It always has been.
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And we're three and one against you.
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Three and two.
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Okay, but it's still my team.
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Then I'm not on.
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I want to play.
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Okay, we pick Bobby. Bobby!
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Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're picking up
new players now?
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Well, you can't do that. This is not
happening. Look, losers pick first, and
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pick Bobby. Now it's your turn. We're
not picking new players. What are you
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talking about? Three against three.
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This will not stand.
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Oh, it will stand.
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It will stand tall.
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And then it will do a river dance.
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All right, all right. You know what?
That's cool. That's cool. They want to
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lame. That's fine. We'll, uh, we'll
pick, um... Wait, wait, wait.
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I think he moved.
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There's only one person left.
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Dude. It's all right. I've been picked
last before, but I'm a lawyer now. And I
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make $800 ,000 a year.
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You really? No.
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But it made you want to be my friend,
didn't it?
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Okay, it's settled.
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You schmucks are going down.
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There's not a chance.
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Us, the dream team.
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You, Angola. Us, cheese it.
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You, Chief Nip. Us, the Godfather. You,
Godfather 3. Us, Radiohead. Y 'all,
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Coldplay. What's wrong with Coldplay?
Oh, dude, if you even need to ask.
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Who's Coldplay?
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All right. All their songs sound the
same. The guy's a douche, and he named
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kid Apple.
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Okay, now who's radio head?
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Hey, y 'all.
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Hey.
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Hey. It's poker night. What's your deal?
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Well, I just got a really cool freelance
gig. I'm writing an article for Cosmo.
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It's called What He's Really Like When
You're Not Around.
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When you're not around, happier.
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So I need your help. You're beyond help.
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Wow, two jokes in a row, Kenny. You want
to go for three? What did the rug say
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to the floor?
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I've got you covered. So I would love to
watch you guys for a couple of days
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just being yourself. You know, like...
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You know, like a window into a frat
house. I want to see how you behave when
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don't have to behave.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Did you think they're
behaving right now? Because I guarantee
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of them has their pants unbuttoned.
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It's how I roll.
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Why would we want to help you? I mean,
we all got burned by your last book.
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Yeah, you made everyone look like a
jerk.
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Well, not everyone.
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I mean, what's in it for us?
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I'll buy you lunch.
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Come on, guys. Free lunch.
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Any restaurant in the city?
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Sure. Does it include a beverage or not?
If that's what it takes, yes.
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Do we have a deal?
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I'll have a steak burrito and a large
orange drink.
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Anywhere in the city. I said steak.
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With a burrito, I can save half for
dinner.
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Great. I'm so excited.
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I'll be like Diane Fossey.
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That's funny.
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Diane Fossey was a woman who watched
what apes do for a living.
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What did they do?
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Who? The apes.
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They were apes. But did they make stuff?
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No. So what did they do for a living?
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Mike. Go ahead.
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Sweet! Sweet!
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Guys,
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come on, please give me something. You
haven't said a word to each other in 45
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minutes.
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I'm Mike.
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Kenny.
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Oh, come on. This is what we do.
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What do you want us to talk about?
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You know, whatever. Stuff that you guys
normally talk about, okay?
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Okay.
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Hey, did you know that lobsters have
clear blood? I didn't know they had
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They do, and it's clear.
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I've learned something new today.
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You're welcome.
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Guys, oh, now you're just being
ridiculous.
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No, it's true. It's clear. That's pretty
crazy, right? No, no, not that. You
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guys, come on. I need you to be more,
you know, guy -y.
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Guy -y.
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I don't even know what that means.
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Hey, I know.
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Where's my burrito?
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Fine.
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Forget it.
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Boy.
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Go high, go high, go high.
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Oh!
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Damn it! Like I said, gentlemen, us, the
Dream Team, you guys in Angola.
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Coma, oh!
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That means eat it in Angola. I learned
it just for this.
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Boom!
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Paging, Dr. Brando.
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Dr. Brando is now on call. Scalpel.
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Grab the bread basket.
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Oh,
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look at that. Harvard Medical School,
people. And suction.
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All right.
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Okay. Take it away.
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I am going to remove this man's
wishbone. No, no, no. Do the spare ribs,
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wishbone. Oh.
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No, no. the writer's cramp. It rolls
under the lip. Peach, I know what I'm
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doing. Okay. Sorry.
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Just remove the spare ribs.
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I'm pretty sure we all know what you've
had removed.
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Good work, doctors.
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Yes.
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Learned it from a colleague of mine,
Johnny Walker.
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Have you two met? Perhaps he's at the
bar.
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Who needs?
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Yes, please.
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I know it's his age of fixing up, but
really, it's tougher than that. I know,
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know. It's just, you don't have to tell
me. I can pick my own pieces, you know?
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Okay.
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It's just one game, though, and we're
still up two to one. Right, right. I'm
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just saying, you know, they're just
stupid board games, so, you know.
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Relax.
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Relax? I'm relaxed.
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Yeah, but sometimes you get a little too
competitive.
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What do you mean? I'm just as
competitive as everybody else.
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Pete, you're uber competitive.
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You're just as competitive as I am. No
way.
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Oh, my God, you are. It's still not
true. Yes, it is. It's not.
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What? You're trying to win this
ridiculous argument. I am not.
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Probably. Do you see?
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You care about winning just as much as I
do. No, I do not. I'm just... trying to
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give you a bit of constructive
criticism, and if you don't want to hear
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is totally fine.
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Oh, and by the way, the spare ribs are
way harder than they look.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, that was really... What did that
wise man say about friendly competition
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again?
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So, we kind of had our first fight.
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Bobby thinks I'm too competitive.
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You?
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No, he's crazy.
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No, but he would have never said
anything if we weren't dating. What is
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guys that when you start dating them,
they feel free to have opinions about
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Well, they're measuring you against the
idea of their dream girl. And they've
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all got one.
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Jessica Alba, Heidi Klum.
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People not known for their trash talking
or saying in your face.
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So irritating.
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The male ego is fragile.
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That's why I never play games with guys
I date.
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It always gets weird. They can never
just play to have fun. Well, but I'm not
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guy. Not always.
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Then I can totally play to have fun.
He'll see.
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Not always.
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You look cute today.
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Don't. Oh, how's your article coming?
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Oh, I don't know.
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I don't know what to do. I've learned
nothing so far.
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Except lobsters have clear blood.
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That's not really a Cosmo article.
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Oh, but I'm going to your apartment to
watch Brando, though.
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That should work out for me.
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He leads a much sexier life.
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So this is what you do on your day off?
I'm getting stuff done around the house.
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Oh.
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Cleaning.
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Yeah.
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Tara wants to go ice skating at
Millennium Park.
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Oh, Tara.
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Who is she?
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Waitress at the club.
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Okay, waitress. I like it. I like it.
All right, so what now, huh?
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Oh, dude, I can't. I'm way too busy.
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Brendan, you're doing absolutely
nothing. Bob Fosse didn't judge those
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Okay, first of all, it wasn't Bob.
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And secondly... Never mind.
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Entree.
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Hey, I got an hour, bud. You ready?
Yeah, let's do this.
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Weird. What's she doing here?
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Watch a couple monkeys play Madden 09.
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Yeah.
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Beaker.
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Bartini. I know that drink anywhere.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Okay, okay.
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Okay, this one is.
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Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
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uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
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uh, uh,
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uh,
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Your time begins now. Okay.
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Okay,
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that is a bunch of squiggly lines. Okay,
squiggly lines under the water,
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squiggly lines under the pool, squiggly
lines under the ocean.
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Eels, it's got to be eels. Okay, school
of fish, stingrays, eels, seaweed.
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Yes, yes, right, right.
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Oh, my God. Good call. I would have
never guessed that one. Okay.
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This is something long, like a log. It's
a tube, some kind of log tube, a pole.
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It's a hot dog. It's a hot dog, right?
Okay, it's a hot dog with...
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It's a hamburger.
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It's a hamburger, right? Okay. And it's
a hamburger with legs. And it's a
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hamburger running.
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Where's it coming from? It's going to
McDonald's.
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I don't know. It was a good game. That's
not how it works. You're the enemy.
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Don't high -five me.
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Stupid games, right? Just having fun.
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Hey, what's up? Hey, does your brother
live north or south of Webster?
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South. South. Got it.
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Oh, how's the decathlon going?
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Are you being a good sport?
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I'm just playing to have fun.
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We're losing. It's horrible.
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But hey, I'm going to prove that I'm the
better man.
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Woman.
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Girl. Whatever.
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Hey, uh, how are the dudes?
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Really boring. As dull as I thought they
were, they get duller.
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Really? Having said that, I have high
hopes for Andy. He's got a family and a
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full life. He's gonna need to blow off
some steam.
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Honey, are you sure you don't want to
come to the zoo with me and the kids?
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There's absolutely nothing I'd rather
do, but it's the perfect day to get on
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roof and clean out those gutters.
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Okay. Just be careful on the ladder.
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Cool. You know me, Mayor of Safetyville,
where I recently passed a bill
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demanding more safety.
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Savannah, honey, where did you put the
baby?
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Oh, God.
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Love you.
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Savannah.
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Remember, I'm a ghost. Just pretend I'm
not here.
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Got it.
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Which letter is just to the left of the
letter C on a computer keyboard?
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Z.
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Nope. Damn it.
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X. Yes.
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Who is the North God of Thunder?
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The main man Thor.
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Nerd. PJ, focus, please.
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What alloy is formed when you combine
tin with lead?
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Tin. No, wait.
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Yes. Tin and lead makes pewter? Pidge.
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Sorry, I didn't know that.
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And finally, what was the name of the
robot girl on the 80s sitcom Small
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Vicky. It's Vicky. That's correct.
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Best show ever.
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Okay, that's it.
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And with a final score of 18 to 17, this
round goes to...
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Nicely done.
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I can't believe this.
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Which means the decathlon is tied.
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Now, according to the new rules of the
game, you are going to play a
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The team that writes down the most
correct answers in two minutes wins the
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championship. And your time begins now.
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Which male tennis star has the most
Grand Slam titles?
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Okay, okay. Well, um, Yvonne Lendl, um,
Bjorn Borg, uh, Boris Becker. Rod Laver?
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Well, actually, I was gonna say Pete.
Oh, it's Federer.
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You sure? Yeah, I was gonna go Pete
Stanford. No, no, no, it's Federer. I'm
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positive. I'm positive.
290
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:32,550
Okay. Kenny, I love you, but stop naming
your tennis shoes.
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In the thong, my darling Clementine, how
did Clementine die?
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She was hit by a bus.
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Did they have buses back then?
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00:15:40,630 --> 00:15:44,230
Oh, she was swallowed by a horse. What
are you talking about? Come on, I know
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this. She said on a muffin. It's a
muffet. It's a toughet. It's a wrong
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rhyme. You're reading too many golden
books. Just hold on a second, all right?
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00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:57,940
Guys, we should go Federer. Okay, let's
do that. Okay, wait a minute. You
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thought it was Sampras. No, but if
Bobby's sure, let's write that down. But
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you really think it's Sampras? It
doesn't matter. Let's go with your
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hon. PJ, you've got to stop doing this.
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00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,500
It's like you're not even trying. I'm
totally trying.
302
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,740
No, you're not. Why aren't you trying?
I'm totally trying. I'm being a team
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00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:14,000
player. I'm being nice. Why are you
being nice in the middle of the
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Because you told me I'm too competitive.
305
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:19,600
Why would you tell her she's too
competitive in the middle of the
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00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:20,620
I didn't say that.
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00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:21,900
Oh, you did.
308
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:23,440
Okay, we don't have time for this.
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00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,000
You told me to relax.
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00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:27,860
What is wrong with you? Why would you
tell her to relax?
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00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:32,000
No, but dude, it's because she was like
all over me and she was making me pick
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the spare ribs, but I was like... I know
how to play Operation.
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00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:39,010
Oh, my God, I'm going to write down Rod
Laver. No, no, no, no, no, no.
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How's it coming?
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00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,370
I don't know. I'm sticking to the part
where the guy's the miner, but he's,
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00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:43,590
uh... Oh, wait.
317
00:16:44,390 --> 00:16:45,369
Wait, I got it.
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She drowned.
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She totally drowned. She drowned. She
drowned.
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Is that what this is about?
321
00:16:51,450 --> 00:16:53,310
Because I told you to pick the steroid.
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00:16:53,730 --> 00:16:56,630
Well, when you put it like that, it
makes it sound silly.
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00:16:56,830 --> 00:16:58,930
In Bobby's defense, a guy doesn't want
to be told...
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00:16:59,130 --> 00:17:01,910
What to do in front of his buddies. It
makes him seem a little bit like a wuss.
325
00:17:02,110 --> 00:17:05,069
Well, Bobby's not like that. He's not
like a guy guy.
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00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:09,589
See, that also makes me sound like a
wuss. Am I right, Kenny? A little bit.
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00:17:09,589 --> 00:17:13,630
in PJ's defense, you told her to relax
in the middle of the decathlon, speaking
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00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:15,130
of which, is it Sampras or Federer?
329
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,480
Sorry, I didn't mean to boss you around.
330
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:22,119
No, it's okay. It's okay. I overreacted.
I'm sorry that I told you to relax.
331
00:17:22,359 --> 00:17:23,599
And I don't think you're too
competitive.
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00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:26,240
Really? No, you're not too competitive.
You know who is?
333
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,839
Sampras. Or is it Federer?
334
00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:31,500
Time's up. Pencil down, turn in your
answer. What? Okay, I know it's Sampras.
335
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,480
Okay. You know it. Wait, we just have to
write it down.
336
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:36,300
Okay.
337
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:40,920
Now, this team got one.
338
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,940
And this team...
339
00:17:45,139 --> 00:17:46,280
God. None.
340
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,600
How is that possible?
341
00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:49,660
None?
342
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,040
None?
343
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:52,560
That's one less than one.
344
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:57,380
Which means... Free
345
00:17:57,380 --> 00:18:01,100
booze for a month!
346
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:02,500
Oh, and you know what?
347
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,360
Daddy's thirsty now, so pay up, bitches!
348
00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:06,820
I think it was fun.
349
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,640
I'm gonna get so much expensive liquor,
even if I don't like it!
350
00:18:16,010 --> 00:18:17,010
Pete Sampras.
351
00:18:18,190 --> 00:18:19,190
It's Pete Sampras.
352
00:18:20,670 --> 00:18:22,810
Why do I have to be on a team with a
couple?
353
00:18:25,970 --> 00:18:26,970
Oh.
354
00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:30,990
God, that's really kind of weird.
355
00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:35,230
I think I'm just getting used to the
fact that we're like a couple.
356
00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:36,950
Yeah, yeah, me too.
357
00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:41,970
I mean, maybe that's kind of part of it.
When you told me what to do before we
358
00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:44,010
were a couple, I always had the option
of...
359
00:18:44,550 --> 00:18:45,550
Ignoring you.
360
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,670
Well, I mean, you can still do that.
361
00:18:47,950 --> 00:18:48,929
Can I?
362
00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:49,930
Really?
363
00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:51,750
Well, choose wisely.
364
00:18:53,150 --> 00:18:54,470
Clearly. Boom!
365
00:18:54,930 --> 00:18:57,630
Oh! And the streak continues.
366
00:18:58,050 --> 00:19:01,050
Ah! I just took your money, dream team
-er.
367
00:19:01,550 --> 00:19:04,190
That's good. Keep going with it. Oh, I
intend to. Yeah!
368
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:05,950
Bong! Hello.
369
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:09,810
All right, can we please get a
moratorium on the high fives? There have
370
00:19:09,810 --> 00:19:10,810
too many of them lately.
371
00:19:11,030 --> 00:19:12,050
I would second that. Totally agree.
372
00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:13,750
Okay, okay, but...
373
00:19:13,980 --> 00:19:15,180
I think we should do one more.
374
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,440
Two, three, four, five. Oh, hello.
375
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:18,740
Bing.
376
00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:20,119
Bing it.
377
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,600
Come on, holy man.
378
00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:24,400
Okay, no more. I'm up.
379
00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:26,680
Hey, you guys.
380
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,120
Hey, what's up?
381
00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:33,700
Hey, so I turned in my article today and
I brought a copy so that there would be
382
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:34,700
no surprises.
383
00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:37,340
Burrito. Orange.
384
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,980
Drink. All right, what he's really like
when you're not around.
385
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,580
What are we like? Totally awesome,
right?
386
00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:45,340
Sorry, ladies, they're complete duds.
387
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:46,840
What? What?
388
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:47,819
Come on.
389
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,620
Really? Come on, that's so lame.
390
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:54,060
Here we go. Okay, when we're not around,
they just shut down. They power down
391
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,060
like robots.
392
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:58,080
Robots? Like good robots or evil robots?
393
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:01,680
Well, I mean, all robots start off good,
but, you know. No, no, no, no, no. Here
394
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:02,680
is the thing.
395
00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:06,760
You guys are on to something. So I
decided to give it a try.
396
00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:10,700
I spent an entire day on the couch in my
sweats watching old movies.
397
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:12,700
Sounds like a pretty good day. Yeah.
398
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:15,060
I'm telling you, my skin has never felt
better.
399
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:19,640
Right? We spend so much time trying to
achieve that we've forgotten the
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00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:20,640
of powering down.
401
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:26,600
I encourage you ladies to take some time
each day just to do nothing.
402
00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:29,240
Completely zen, that's all I'm saying.
403
00:20:29,820 --> 00:20:30,860
I'm totally confused.
404
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,560
Are we totally lame or are we totally
kick -ass?
405
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,680
You're everything all at once.
406
00:20:35,980 --> 00:20:37,200
Wow. We're deep.
407
00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:39,300
Powering down's a beautiful thing.
408
00:20:39,850 --> 00:20:43,210
I can't wait till my son's old enough
and I can teach him how to power down
409
00:20:43,210 --> 00:20:44,830
properly. Well, you are the master.
410
00:20:45,170 --> 00:20:46,990
I can power down a millisecond.
411
00:20:48,610 --> 00:20:49,610
Just did it.
412
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,050
And again.
413
00:20:54,570 --> 00:20:55,570
That's a double one.
414
00:20:55,690 --> 00:20:56,690
How's that burrito?
415
00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:58,510
He's gonna put me totally to sleep.
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