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What is he doing?
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Looks like he's working.
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It is what it looks like.
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His parents will want a picture, right?
Yeah.
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All right, you can stop it.
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I'm supervising the renovations of my
club. I am not a circus freak.
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No, circus freaks don't default on their
student loans.
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Hey! When something changes with your
friends, it's like dropping a pebble in
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some water.
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It seems like nothing, but there's a
ripple effect.
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Hey, guys. Hey.
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Hey, Bobby.
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Hey. Hey.
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Notice anything?
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Oh, yeah, you guys shaved your
mustaches.
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Look so much young -ish.
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Mike, did you, uh, not get the memo?
Yeah, I don't have to do the same thing
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those guys.
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Well, since when?
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The stache has changed my life.
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My mechanic takes me more seriously. The
guy at the newsstand tells me stories
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about NAMM.
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Remember how we always wondered what
kind of girl would enter a wet T -shirt
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contest? I met them.
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Wow, I always thought that was a myth,
you know, like scholar athletes or
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unicorns. Nope.
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They are very real. I saw it. Where were
you guys anyway?
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I was at Stephanie's.
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We got caught up in this amazing
documentary about this plague that
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literally millions.
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Where were you?
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Oh, my buddy is a video artist.
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He had an opening last night.
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Dude, we've got to get you laid.
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Actually, I met this girl at the wet t
-shirt contest last night that I think
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you might like.
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She's in college, so you know she's
smart.
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That's okay. Yeah, dude, go easy on him,
all right? I mean, he was going to get
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married a month ago. That's forever.
That's like 30 days.
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Look, the best way to get over an
emotional tragedy is with quick,
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potentially embarrassing sex.
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Yeah, that's a great idea.
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Why don't you just jump into bed with
the first woman you come across?
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Fine, fine, if it'll make everybody
happy.
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Oh, man, I gotta go.
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Looks like the Cubs are honing in on a
new free agent.
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What? Why haven't I heard about it? See
you guys.
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Later.
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Oh, wow.
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The Cubs are honing in on a new free
agent. I gotta go.
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Cool.
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What about letting the weasel run wild?
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That was hard to say.
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Sorry, guys.
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Work first.
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Don't I know it.
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I'm gonna turn these blueprints into
Mario the Hard Hat Man.
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Is that his official title?
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Bet you Wish kept that stash now, huh?
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Of course, dating Bobby isn't a pebble.
It's more like throwing a Buick into a
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pond. Nice. Don't you think?
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Yeah.
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Oh, and hey, you're not concerned
because I jumped into bed with the first
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person I came across, right?
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See, that is why I'm with you.
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You are the only one in there who heard
a word that I said.
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What?
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Oh, my God.
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Hey.
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You're up so... in the morning.
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Tell me about it. I gotta go meet the
electricians at 8.
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Wait, why are you up so early?
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I went to the gym.
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You're not whining. Yeah. I mean, aren't
those the same clothes you were in
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yesterday?
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You said it. I am not a gym girl. I just
kind of grab whatever was on my bed.
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Hey, did you know that those utility
workers are notorious for being on time?
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Really? Shoot.
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All right, I got to go.
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Do you think Starbucks is even going to
be open this early?
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Possible.
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Get out.
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Shave that mustache.
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You're ruining 70s porn for me. What are
you talking about?
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Went to the hardware store this morning.
It was the first time no one asked if I
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was in a play.
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Why'd you go to the hardware store?
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Went to see the monkey.
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Oh, how is he? So cute.
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They had him in jeans today.
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Andy, you joining us? Andy!
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Can't stay long.
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It's my night to cook.
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Nice. What are you making? The 17 and
the 22.
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Picking it up next door.
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Those are the flowers.
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Well, Meredith just had the baby and
she's being run ragged, so I'm making an
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effort to be the ultimate husband.
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You know, make her feel special, pick up
some of the slack.
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I don't get it. Well, if she's the
ultimate wife, I'll get a night off.
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That's why they grow flowers.
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So, fellas. Hey, so, I think PJ's seeing
somebody.
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Oh.
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Really? Why?
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Well, I've been keeping kind of a crazy
schedule lately. Like selling them with
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a job?
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Exactly. And I'm pretty sure that I
caught her sneaking home this morning.
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Oh!
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I mean, would it really be so terrible
if PJ had a boyfriend?
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Oh, look, dude. If she's hired this guy,
then he's obviously a total tool and
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she's ashamed of him.
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Or he's completely awesome and she's
ashamed of us. So, I mean, either way,
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offended. I don't know, Brendan. PJ's
never been able to hide douchey guys
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us before.
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Andy, she hasn't mentioned anything
about dating someone, has she? I think
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still dating the plant guy. The
botanist?
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Dude, that was two years ago.
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Yeah? Might be a little out of the loop.
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I'm okay with that. Yeah, well,
something is definitely going on. She
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smelling even better. She's changed her
scent just the slightest bit.
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What, he planted a tracker?
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Yeah, and you know what? She did buy a
fresh pack of those Venus razors. Oh,
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dude, you are so lucky to live with a
woman. Oh, dude, it's like shaving with
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honey.
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Hey, I don't know if you guys have
noticed this too, but PJ has kind of
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glowing lately.
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You know, her eyes are shining and she's
laughing a lot. And it's like she's
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smiling all the time.
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Look,
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look, look, my time's limited. I don't
want to talk about my sister's love
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Let's make the switch to sports or
reality TV.
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When did the tide turn on those plastic
surgery shows?
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All right, this death and game is
ridiculous.
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You know who we should ask.
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No way. PJ isn't seeing anyone. She
would have told me. Yeah, but I mean...
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this heaven? PJ doesn't keep secrets
from me.
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Okay? I mean, there was someone.
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But we both agreed that that was totally
over.
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And believe me, I would be happy if she
found someone new.
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How do you have men over?
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That's not a problem for this one. You
better mean the evidence is really
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conclusive. I mean, she's using a
curling iron. She wore her one dry clean
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shirt. She got a manicure. She did? She
did.
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Yeah, you didn't notice when she was
here the other night?
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PJ hasn't been here for weeks.
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Oh, my God. You know what this means?
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That you haven't met him because he's
even worse than us?
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It means she's seeing someone and she
didn't even tell me.
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That little tart.
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Well, we will keep our eyes peeled and
let you know what we find out. God, why
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wouldn't she tell me?
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Let's go. Let's go.
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What? We gotta go. I broke a ballpoint
pen in my back pocket. Thank you for the
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visit. Yeah. Nice to have you. Bye.
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Hey, put your shoes on in the hall.
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Who do they think I'm dating?
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They have no idea, but they do not like
him. What did you tell them?
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I don't know. What should I tell them? I
don't know.
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Are we?
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Are we what?
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Are we dating?
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I don't know. Are we? I don't know. I
mean, we're definitely seeing each
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Definitely. Definitely. And we're not
just hooking up.
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No, not just.
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So then, yeah, I would say we are
dating.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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So I should tell the guy. No, no, no.
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Why not?
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They're like a school of piranhas,
right? No, they will take the baby deer
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is our relationship and they will tear
it to bits.
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What is a baby deer doing in the Amazon?
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I've lost its way.
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Okay. See, the point is that they will
just tease us mercilessly.
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Come on, they're not that bad.
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Brendan, he finally gets his dream job,
right? And they treat him like he showed
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up to class in his underpants.
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Okay, that is true. But to be honest
with you, watching Brando pour over
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blueprints is like watching a bear try
to fold a map.
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Wow,
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I'm doing it too.
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You see?
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What have they done to me?
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I don't know.
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You used to be so nice.
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Man, it's like I want to support
Brendan. I just don't remember how.
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And? They will be relentless.
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I mean, they will mock us until we break
up, and then they will mock us for
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that. You're right.
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You're absolutely right. But they know
you're dating somebody, so how do we
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handle that?
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Well, they don't really have the longest
attention span. I mean, I'm sure right
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now they're wondering who would win in a
fight, a badger or a raccoon.
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Which is ridiculous, because obviously
it would be a badger.
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And why are there so many animals in
this conversation?
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Let's get in.
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We're going on a stakeout.
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Zach, you're walking. Your code name?
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Little Bear.
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Let's go.
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Kitty's here?
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Yep. She's sitting down with Stephanie
now.
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You guys really think this is such a
good idea?
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We discussed this.
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They would spot us if we went in there.
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Right. Right, and Andy, you're sure
there's not something else you would
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be doing for your big night out?
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Dude, I don't care what we're doing. I
got no responsibilities.
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I am a free man until midnight.
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I feel like Cinderella at the ball,
which we can watch later if you get
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Hey, guys, guess what?
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I saw the guy with the mustache across
the street just nodded at me.
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I think it's another cop on another
stakeout.
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Uh, Mike, he's not another cop.
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You're not a cop.
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The number of cops on the street is one.
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Was your new cop buddy impressed when
you tried to get in the wrong van
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you can't see because it's night?
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It's called securing the area.
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He had a cop would have understood.
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Cheers.
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So great to have girlfriend time, right?
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Mm -hmm.
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Talk about clothes, gossip, boys.
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Speaking of boys, are you seeing
someone?
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You little tart.
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Aren't you priceless?
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What are they doing?
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They're talking now.
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Well, what are they saying?
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Well, I'm not a lip reader, but I think
they just ordered salad.
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Because now they have salad.
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Salad. Women love salad.
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Anyone want to order a pizza? Yeah, get
a pepperoni.
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Or, oh, we could go to a restaurant and
get a pizza.
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Please, okay?
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We are on a stakeout.
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Let's focus.
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Oh, I bet you I know who it is. Who what
is?
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The guy that PJ's dating.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, you know the rest of me.
I bet you it's the guy with the
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Porsche. You know, the guy that does the
stuff to the sick kids.
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I'm going to assume you mean heal them
and not throw them on spits? Yeah. Yeah,
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you were kind of busy, but they were
pretty hot and heavy right before your
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wedding. They were?
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Mm -hmm. No, no, no, no, no, no.
246
00:12:16,180 --> 00:12:18,480
My money's on the guy from the Sun
-Times. You know, the one that writes
247
00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:19,339
food column?
248
00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:20,139
What guy?
249
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:23,240
You know the guy. They go to lunch all
the time. I've never heard of this guy.
250
00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:27,620
Oh, I bet you it's the triathlete guy
from the gym. How many guys are there?
251
00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:30,180
Oh, crap.
252
00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,320
Dude, I gotta go.
253
00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:35,160
One of the workmen down at the club just
burst a pipe. They expect me to do
254
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:36,520
something about it. Aren't you in
charge?
255
00:12:36,820 --> 00:12:39,520
Yeah. How the hell did that happen?
Well, hold on there, Chief.
256
00:12:40,090 --> 00:12:42,570
You can't go anywhere. You live with
her. You're our inside man.
257
00:12:42,810 --> 00:12:43,810
Dude, I need to fix this.
258
00:12:43,870 --> 00:12:46,430
There are those that didn't think we
needed the fog machine in the first
259
00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:52,330
I don't believe this. He is not taking
this seriously.
260
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,370
Yep, two pizzas.
261
00:12:55,490 --> 00:12:57,470
We're parked on the corner in the
minivan.
262
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,130
Yeah. Yeah.
263
00:13:01,070 --> 00:13:04,510
Anybody remember what my license plate
number is?
264
00:13:04,770 --> 00:13:05,810
MZT 524.
265
00:13:06,530 --> 00:13:08,450
MZT 254. 524.
266
00:13:08,770 --> 00:13:14,880
524. Look, it's just four guys in a gray
minivan across from the grade school.
267
00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,160
It's Bobby?
268
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:18,920
That's fantastic.
269
00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,740
It's actually really great.
270
00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:26,360
I tell you, when you didn't tell me, I
expected the worst.
271
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:27,680
What's the worst?
272
00:13:27,780 --> 00:13:28,920
Any of the other guys.
273
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:34,960
Well, I'm sorry I didn't tell you. I
just wanted to wait until I knew what it
274
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:35,960
was first, you know?
275
00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:40,040
Oh, and also the last time we talked
about dating Bobby, you called me crazy
276
00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:40,899
told me not to.
277
00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:44,100
Well, I'm glad you didn't take my
advice.
278
00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:46,980
Don't do it again.
279
00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:54,240
Is it wrong that I find Drusilla kind of
hot?
280
00:13:54,660 --> 00:13:55,880
Is Drusilla the witch?
281
00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,300
There's no witch in Cinderella.
282
00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:00,420
There's not a witch?
283
00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:04,520
Guys, can we go back to this boyfriend
thing for a second? How does PJ have the
284
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:05,520
time?
285
00:14:05,710 --> 00:14:06,850
To me, all these guys.
286
00:14:07,090 --> 00:14:08,210
What is Stephanie doing?
287
00:14:09,670 --> 00:14:13,030
Dude, this is taking way too long.
288
00:14:14,430 --> 00:14:15,850
We should have answers by now.
289
00:14:16,070 --> 00:14:17,450
This is my fault.
290
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:21,690
I blame myself for sending someone in
without the proper training.
291
00:14:21,910 --> 00:14:22,910
You're not trained.
292
00:14:25,010 --> 00:14:28,550
Paige, of course I am happy for you. I
would never judge you.
293
00:14:28,810 --> 00:14:32,970
Okay. Honey, I'm a grown -up. I'm not
like those idiot guys.
294
00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:39,220
What was that?
295
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,020
I should probably tell you.
296
00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:43,020
You have a tail.
297
00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:48,420
We've been made. Go, go, go.
298
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,460
The Jackal?
299
00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:55,300
It's my code name. I asked for Lady
Danger. Wait, what is going on?
300
00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:56,840
They want to know who you're dating.
301
00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:00,560
And now I have to tell them something,
right? So how about I tell them that
302
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:02,560
you're dating a hot dentist?
303
00:15:03,020 --> 00:15:05,180
No. I don't want to date a dentist.
304
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:06,640
How about like a law professor?
305
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,770
No. How about a fireman?
306
00:15:08,970 --> 00:15:10,870
No, couldn't handle the weird hours.
307
00:15:11,190 --> 00:15:12,390
Maybe this is your problem.
308
00:15:12,850 --> 00:15:15,630
You're even picky about the fake people
you're not really dating.
309
00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:16,489
All right, all right.
310
00:15:16,490 --> 00:15:17,590
I'm going to tell them the truth.
311
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,210
Got to nip this in the bud before it
gets even more ridiculous.
312
00:15:25,870 --> 00:15:30,450
I understand the pediatrician and even
the guy from the Sun -Times, but really?
313
00:15:31,470 --> 00:15:32,490
Jeremy Piven?
314
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,910
Bobby, what are you doing here?
315
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:45,430
I'm the new inside man, which is ironic.
316
00:15:45,690 --> 00:15:46,910
But stop dodging the question.
317
00:15:47,570 --> 00:15:50,630
Bobby, you know who I'm dating, OK?
318
00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:52,790
Think about it.
319
00:15:53,350 --> 00:15:54,810
Is it Jeremy Piven?
320
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:00,750
Wow.
321
00:16:01,790 --> 00:16:02,790
Wow.
322
00:16:03,650 --> 00:16:05,490
I don't know what happened to me.
323
00:16:05,770 --> 00:16:10,870
They just trapped me in that van, and
they Get me so worked up.
324
00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:12,490
Oh, I understand, honey.
325
00:16:12,850 --> 00:16:13,950
Mike thinks he's a cop.
326
00:16:14,410 --> 00:16:17,530
How would I even know Jeremy Piven? I
don't know.
327
00:16:18,190 --> 00:16:19,610
That van smells like feet.
328
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,470
She was kind of a witch.
329
00:16:25,910 --> 00:16:29,490
She was a person. She was a stepmother.
It's not a witch.
330
00:16:30,010 --> 00:16:31,450
I think these are knockoffs.
331
00:16:31,670 --> 00:16:32,670
Gibbity gobbity goo.
332
00:16:32,930 --> 00:16:35,050
I got the whole catalog for four bucks.
333
00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:36,830
Savannah will never know the difference.
334
00:16:37,610 --> 00:16:40,930
And you don't mind Savannah growing up
believing there was only a handful of
335
00:16:40,930 --> 00:16:42,590
Dalmatians. Hey.
336
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:44,570
Hey.
337
00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:46,530
Who the hell were you guys?
338
00:16:47,010 --> 00:16:48,490
Pulled a mic and got in the wrong van.
339
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,630
Got shot by a church group.
340
00:16:51,090 --> 00:16:52,450
It's devolved into chaos.
341
00:16:52,810 --> 00:16:55,410
Bobby, come in, Bobby. Little Bear, are
you there?
342
00:16:56,810 --> 00:16:57,910
He's not responding.
343
00:16:58,750 --> 00:16:59,950
Dude, I'm starting to get worried.
344
00:17:01,670 --> 00:17:05,890
What if PJ's boyfriend found Bobby and
things are starting to go down?
345
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:07,250
Why would you think that?
346
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,619
Sometimes you gotta trust instinct over
training.
347
00:17:09,859 --> 00:17:10,859
You're not trained.
348
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:15,660
This is my fault. No.
349
00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:19,980
Apparently there was a flaw in my plan
of living a life of lies and deceit.
350
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,480
It seemed airtight to me.
351
00:17:23,099 --> 00:17:25,960
It's just... We have this relationship.
352
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:31,220
And we have a friendship that I don't
want to get screwed up, you know? I
353
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,520
I know, but... We gotta live in the
world, you know?
354
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:35,800
I know.
355
00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:39,340
No, we should tell them. And I mean, I'm
sure I blew it out of proportion,
356
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:41,720
right? I mean, they're grown men.
357
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:43,900
Where is he?
358
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,140
Oh, good, you're safe.
359
00:17:46,020 --> 00:17:48,160
I mean, hey, Bobby, what are you doing
here?
360
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,240
This is a weird coincidence, huh?
361
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:53,340
Wow, three flights of stairs, you
couldn't come up with a better cover
362
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:54,259
that?
363
00:17:54,260 --> 00:17:56,740
Hey, Serpico, why don't you tell the
other idiots to come in?
364
00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:58,080
I don't know what you're talking about.
365
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:04,140
Big Bear Rabbit, Big Bear Rabbit, come
in.
366
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,160
This is Rabbit.
367
00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:08,580
Hey, PJ.
368
00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:10,860
I was just walking by the building.
369
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:12,720
I thought I smelled gas.
370
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,120
See, that's a cover.
371
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:15,920
It's not a good cover. It's a cover.
372
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:17,900
I live here.
373
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:21,300
And I'm shockingly and appallingly sober
from my big night out.
374
00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:23,920
All right, you guys just come in here
and sit down.
375
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:33,820
So, Bobby and I are...
376
00:18:34,660 --> 00:18:37,500
The deal is we... You're going to tell
them?
377
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:41,180
I don't know. Did you want to tell them?
Well, they're my friends, so... Well,
378
00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:43,160
I'd like to think that they're my
friends, too. Well, no, I mean, they're
379
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:46,080
totally your friends. I just thought...
I don't know. It's kind of different.
380
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:47,099
Why is it different?
381
00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:48,400
God, you guys feel like my parents.
382
00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:50,040
Yeah, why don't you two go get married?
383
00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:51,340
I'm not getting married.
384
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:53,840
Like, ever?
385
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,080
Well, I mean, just not for, like, a long
time.
386
00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:59,500
Right, but, I mean, someday you want
to... Bobby and I are dating!
387
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,209
Bobby who?
388
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,510
What do you mean, Bobby who? This Bobby.
389
00:19:04,790 --> 00:19:05,790
Yeah?
390
00:19:06,370 --> 00:19:09,030
Yeah, so that's what we're doing, and
now you know.
391
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:15,010
Huh. What do you mean by dating? Like
you guys get dressed up and you go out
392
00:19:15,010 --> 00:19:16,250
dancing and stuff?
393
00:19:16,790 --> 00:19:17,990
No, not really.
394
00:19:18,710 --> 00:19:19,710
But we could.
395
00:19:19,790 --> 00:19:20,790
Did you want to?
396
00:19:21,110 --> 00:19:22,110
Okay.
397
00:19:25,650 --> 00:19:27,030
So are you two.
398
00:19:28,190 --> 00:19:29,530
And there it is.
399
00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:30,830
I don't know what else to call it.
400
00:19:31,190 --> 00:19:32,830
I would say that...
401
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:37,900
PJ and I are doing the things that
dating people usually do.
402
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,980
Except for dressing up for dinner and
going dancing, which I think went out in
403
00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:43,980
the 50s.
404
00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:49,660
So, after we leave, you're gonna...
Shibbolican.
405
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:51,300
Not at this rate.
406
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,360
Well, I think it's great. You're keeping
it in the family.
407
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:56,720
Yeah.
408
00:19:57,420 --> 00:19:58,960
Congratulations. Yeah, I mean, finally.
409
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,100
Right? I mean...
410
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:08,160
All right, you can ask one question.
When did it start? Does PJ put out on
411
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,440
first date? Are her feet soft?
412
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,180
We didn't say we would answer the
question.
413
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:18,580
Hey, Andy, did you hear? It's Bobby.
He's the one. They're dating.
414
00:20:18,940 --> 00:20:19,940
Remember?
415
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,200
Here's the loop.
416
00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:22,900
Here's Andy.
417
00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:24,280
It's better that way.
418
00:20:25,540 --> 00:20:28,220
So are we going to play poker or what?
419
00:20:28,940 --> 00:20:29,940
Yeah, totally.
420
00:20:30,660 --> 00:20:32,340
Although it is kind of late.
421
00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:35,090
Yeah. Yeah, and I'm only a princess till
midnight.
422
00:20:35,310 --> 00:20:36,750
Yeah, and some of us have to work
tomorrow.
423
00:20:37,590 --> 00:20:41,850
We all have to work tomorrow, so maybe
we'll just play one tournament.
424
00:20:42,090 --> 00:20:46,270
All right, wait a minute. So you guys
did stuff at night and then got up in
425
00:20:46,270 --> 00:20:47,270
morning this whole time?
426
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:48,630
Yes, that's how it works.
427
00:20:49,010 --> 00:20:52,810
We also have to work to get money. All
right, I'm passing up.
428
00:20:53,290 --> 00:20:57,810
See, eventually the ripples go away and
everything returns to normal.
429
00:20:58,390 --> 00:20:59,590
Until the next couple.
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