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Bobby. I think I'm marrying the wrong
woman.
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Do you remember where I put my... Oh.
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I'm sorry. I didn't know.
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Hey, is he okay?
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I don't know.
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Bobby.
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Dude.
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What's going on?
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You just said some things.
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You're getting married tomorrow.
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Yeah, I don't know what I'm saying.
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You know what? I'm not saying anything.
I just, I'm tired and I've had a lot to
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drink and I need to go to bed.
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Good night.
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What was that about?
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You know, I don't know.
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Well, what did he say?
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I'm not sure.
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You know, I think he has cold feet.
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We Newmans usually get cold feet after
the wedding.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm a little thrown by what just
happened.
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You want to just call it a night?
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Yeah, yeah, I think that would be best.
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Tomorrow's the big day, so... Yeah,
definitely.
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Okay. Okay.
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I never really understood where the
phrase out of left field came from, but
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certainly know what it means.
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One tiny interrupted conversation can
change everything.
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Ready for your big day? Yeah, totally.
I'm psyched.
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Dude, I was up with Maggie last night
till 4 a .m. It was epic.
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What's wrong with you? What? It's just
wedding day. I just want to hear about
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your dirty times.
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I'm getting married, but he's still a
man.
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Yeah, it's okay, Mike. I'll take a rain
check on the stories about you sleeping
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with my mother's friend.
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Okay, but clean up Mike's room.
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Hey, I got a favor to ask you guys.
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These are for Elsa, and I want you to
find time today when she's alone and
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them to her. What's up?
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Just little notes, letting her know that
I'm thinking about her and I'm looking
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forward to being married to her and
stuff.
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Uh, dude, stop auditioning. You got the
part.
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This is really sweet.
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Don't read them. Just give them to her.
I'm on it.
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So, uh, what are we doing? We going to
breakfast? Sounds good. Last breakfast
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a single man.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. And boom. And boom.
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Last high five as a single man. I doubt
it.
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Hey, morning, Elsa. Elsa.
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Whoa, wait.
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Isn't it bad luck for the bride and the
groom to see each other before the
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wedding? I'm sorry, you guys. I need to
talk to Bobby.
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We're heading out to breakfast.
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You're more than welcome to join.
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I meant alone.
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Okay. We'll get you a muffin.
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That did not look good. What are you
talking about?
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They're about to make sweet love.
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I don't like it.
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It's bad luck. This whole thing feels
bad.
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Would you relax? She couldn't wait to
get the sexy time. It's all good.
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Randall, tell him it's all good. It's
all good. Let's go eat.
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I went.
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What? Wait a minute.
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Why am I agreeing with Mike? It doesn't
feel right, does it? No, not at all.
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You hear anything?
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I don't want to know what's going on
there.
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Dude, if they are in there making sweet
love, you're going to feel pretty slimy
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about listening like that. They're not
making sweet love. They're definitely
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talking. I just can't hear what they're
talking about. Maybe they're just
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talking about us.
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Yeah. Elsa woke up on her wedding day
and her first thought was, I need to
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more about Bobby's friends.
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How many combs does Mike have? Does
Brendan have a bicycle?
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Man, when you're sarcastic, there's a
real edge to it.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, I hear it. Dude.
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We should probably talk about how long
we're going to wait out here.
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What do you mean?
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I'm starving.
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We stay here until he comes out.
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We're his best men. It's our job to be
here for him. Yeah. Well, do we get a
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lunch break?
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I'm not going anywhere.
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Me neither.
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I'm staying.
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I'm starting to get worried, though,
man. They shouldn't be talking that
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Hey. Good morning.
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Hi. You?
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Good morning.
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She's getting some coffee.
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Do you sleep well?
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Actually, I was kind of up most of the
night thinking about stuff.
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Jack,
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listen, I think... Can I interrupt you
for a second? I would love it if you
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I've got to get on a plane back to New
York right after the ceremony.
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Oh. So I just thought that I would let
you know so that we can avoid one of
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those awkward conversations.
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What, did you think this was awkward?
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I'm thinking about growing a mustache.
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Fascinating. Break me when you're done.
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Dude, I could totally rock a stache.
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Like Burt Reynolds.
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Me too.
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You? More like Debbie Reynolds.
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What is that supposed to mean? You're a
hairless freak.
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Whatever, I could totally outstache you.
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Oh, me or him? Both of you.
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Please! Get out of here. There are three
things that I do well.
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Change a flat tire. Scare babies.
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Live in a house with one chair?
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Soothe a wild dog and grow facial hair.
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Okay. It's on.
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Mustache growing contest. We judge the
results in one month. One month.
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Done.
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What? Fools.
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I have a head start. I didn't shave
today.
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Moron. He's had a beard for like two
years. Hello.
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Hey. Oh, hey.
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Can I have a bite of that?
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Uh, no.
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What are you girls doing?
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Well, as you must know, we're having a
mustache growing contest.
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Interesting. So even if you win, you
still lose.
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Why are you doing it here?
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Bobby and Elsa are in there talking.
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Really? We think they might be breaking
up.
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Rookies.
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Maybe I'll go talk to them.
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Give them some advice from the old pro.
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Get married and see how it goes. We
belong together.
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Mustache contest, huh?
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Can I help you somewhere? All right.
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Hey, guys, what's going on?
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Bobby and Elsa are in there talking.
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About what?
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Don't know. They've been in there for a
long time.
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Oh, no.
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And you guys are just sitting here?
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Yeah. We're the best men.
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Plus, we're having a mustache -growing
contest.
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Not me. I was disqualified for thinking
that stupid.
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Hey, is everything okay, or...? Um, no.
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The wedding's off.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, so that's not happening.
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What?
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Maybe a little food will make you feel
better.
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What?
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After Bobby's wedding fiasco, it's nice
to be home where everything is familiar
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and back to normal.
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Kind of.
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It's like meeting women wasn't
challenging enough for you guys.
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Kidding? I'm getting a ton of attention
from the ladies. I mean, mostly them
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holding their purses tighter or steering
their kids away from me, but still.
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I'm getting noticed by all kinds of
girls that were never noticing me
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Like that hot Polish girl at the corner
grocery last time I was in there. Dude,
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she flirted hard.
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Camilla? She's married. She's got like
six kids.
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Not saying it's ideal.
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And Maggie called. She wants to get
together.
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Seriously? Absolutely.
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Strange. I mean, she seems like a woman
of class and substance, but she clearly
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has a screw loose.
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What we had at that ranch was magical.
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You can't blame her for wanting to
transition our fling into something
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I don't know.
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Sometimes those quick flings are better
left in the past.
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Yeah, everybody knows the camp
relationships don't transfer back to
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Yeah, just like in Greece.
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But they got together at the end of
Greece.
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You did?
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Yeah, you don't remember? Olivia Newton
-John shows up at the school carnival?
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Wearing the skin -tight black outfit?
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Oh, yeah!
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Okay, I'm down.
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Hello, everyone!
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It's the new papa. What's up? Hey, how's
Meredith?
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How's little Oliver?
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Everyone is doing great.
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Savannah's thrilled.
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Oliver is a bundle of heaven.
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Hey, can I give you some footage here?
Yeah.
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Dude, he looks just like you. All babies
look just like me.
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Here you go, Paige.
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Oh, thanks.
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D 'Artagnan.
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Oh, thank you, sir. American Chopper.
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Amber Alert.
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Oh, I'm so glad you're here. I really
didn't think I was going to see you for
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long time. Meredith and I decided we
weren't going to let the new baby
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our lives too much. We're going to try
to find time for our lives and our
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hobbies. Good for you.
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Yeah. Since I don't have hobbies, booze.
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Well, we're almost up to full strength.
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Yeah. Have you guys heard from Bobby?
No. No.
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Going on your honeymoon by yourself.
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Rough. Yeah.
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Well, between us, marrying a hot Swedish
girl? Come on, what was he thinking?
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And how long did he expect that to last?
That's like marrying a semi -successful
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actress. Shouldn't you be telling the
neighbors you're a sex offender?
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Shouldn't you be panning for gold circa
1849?
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I don't know, man.
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When Wendy dumped me, it kind of messed
me up for a while. And, I mean, Bobby
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practically got dumped at the altar.
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I wouldn't worry about Bobby.
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What do you mean?
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He was the one having second thoughts.
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How do you know?
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The night before the wedding.
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Came to talk to me about it. He talked
to you?
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Yeah. How long have you been sitting on
this piece of information?
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Since the night before the wedding.
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How come he didn't tell us?
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I don't know. Priest -client privilege.
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Ever heard of it? Okay, well, what did
he say?
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That he was having second thoughts about
getting married.
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Yeah, but why?
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God, who remembers? That was like three
weeks ago.
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Andy, just try to remember.
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What the hell do you care anyway?
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I don't know. I'm his friend. I care
about him.
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Yeah, he's a handsome 29 -year -old
millionaire in Bora Bora. I think he's
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Thank you, pervert.
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I just can't believe you didn't tell us.
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I have more important things on my mind.
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Like who's going to save that girl Utah
into the railroad track?
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Stephanie is like my tax guy.
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Except instead of bringing a shoebox
full of receipts and checks up, I bring
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gossip and theories and she helps me
sort them out. Bobby came to your room.
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Why am I just learning this three weeks
later? Sorry, it's just...
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God, everything was so weird with his
brother, and then the wedding falling
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apart. I thought I was just
misinterpreting what he was saying.
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So why are you telling me this now?
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Because Andy just told me that Bobby
visited him, too, and said that he was
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having second thoughts.
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Andy just told you this? Yeah, I know.
Can you believe that? Waiting three
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to tell me? I mean, what is that about?
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Oh, yes, I see the irony.
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All right, well, what do you think this
all means?
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Okay.
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Well, actually, I don't know, but...
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I have a feeling that Bobby was trying
to tell me that he has feelings for me.
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What do you think?
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Do you think Bobby likes me?
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Do you know what the definition of a
crazy person is?
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Stuffed. No.
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Seriously? Do you?
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Someone who does things that are of or
related to craziness? A crazy person is
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someone who does the same thing over and
over again and honestly expects a
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different result. No, he was trying to
tell me something.
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I'm not going to let you do this again,
okay?
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You flew him to Italy, and you wussed
out, and you helped his fiancée plan his
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wedding.
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Seriously, PJ.
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It's getting pathetic.
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Or is it getting romantic?
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I mean, maybe I'm like one of those
characters in one of those Victorian
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huh? Which one?
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Oh, God, I don't know. The one with
Keira Knightley?
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You know, this is not healthy.
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Uh -uh. You need to get into something
new.
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Here and now.
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You're a hot, funny, semi -sane girl.
There are a million guys who would kill
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go out with you.
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Oh, here we go.
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Seriously, Peach, this Bobby thing is
keeping you from having a real
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relationship.
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Move on.
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You're probably right.
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Are you aware that I'm a best -selling
relationship guru?
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I am.
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Then I'm definitely right.
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All right, thank you so much. I feel
better.
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My pleasure.
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But I'll let you pay for breakfast
anyway.
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God, I honestly, I don't know why I took
so long to tell you. I feel so much
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better. You know, I've just been living
with this. I feel like it's just been
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eating me up inside.
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Well, lesson learned. Hey, a wound heals
faster in the sunlight.
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I slept with Kenny.
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Let's deal it out.
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Well, it doesn't seem like it.
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00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:14,680
Wait, so it's just the four of us?
What's with all the empty chairs?
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It's Andy or Bobby shows up. Dude, you
have to stop waiting for Bobby, all
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right? He's not going to show up.
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Put that chair away.
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You never know.
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And if he does, I think it would be nice
if we had a seat waiting for him. He'll
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be like our Elijah.
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That would have killed my other game.
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What are we even doing?
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Poker with four is the worst.
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You know what might be cool?
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We could learn how to play bridge.
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Bridge? That's ridiculous.
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Wait. I'm sorry, mustaches are okay and
bridge is ridiculous? Where is the line?
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Hey, everyone. Hey.
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Andy, I didn't expect you. Come on. Of
course. I told you, me and Meredith are
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determined to not let Oliver disrupt our
lives.
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Okay, that's great.
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00:14:57,390 --> 00:14:59,410
Yeah, it's not working. We haven't slept
in days.
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Andy,
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come on. We need you to play.
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Oh, just 15 minutes.
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00:15:05,010 --> 00:15:05,869
That sounds great.
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00:15:05,870 --> 00:15:08,610
Oh, come on, Andy. You've got to pull it
together. PJ's threatening to turn this
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into a bridge game.
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Bridge sounds nice.
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00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,430
And we lost him.
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I don't know how to play bridge.
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All right, I'll grab his wallet and tail
him in. Yeah.
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00:15:19,110 --> 00:15:20,110
Hey!
316
00:15:23,170 --> 00:15:24,530
When did you get in?
317
00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:27,690
Just a couple hours ago. I threw my
stuff in the apartment and I came here.
318
00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:30,310
I'm still completely on Bora Bora time.
319
00:15:30,810 --> 00:15:32,250
It's good to have you back, buddy. Here.
320
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Take a seat.
321
00:15:34,770 --> 00:15:37,730
Thanks. Man, I missed you guys.
322
00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:41,370
Hey, I'm still stripping, Maggie.
323
00:15:41,570 --> 00:15:42,930
Oh, I know. I got your letters.
324
00:15:44,050 --> 00:15:45,950
Wow, what's with the mustaches?
325
00:15:46,210 --> 00:15:47,410
We're having a mustache contest.
326
00:15:47,670 --> 00:15:49,030
PJ's going to declare a winner tomorrow.
327
00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:53,470
Really? Will you ride in on one of those
bicycles with one giant wheel and one
328
00:15:53,470 --> 00:15:54,329
tiny wheel?
329
00:15:54,330 --> 00:15:56,070
Nice! No one's done that one.
330
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,290
All right, so how are you?
331
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Tell us the story.
332
00:15:59,890 --> 00:16:04,630
I'm good. I'm sorry to have included you
guys in all the drama, but I'm glad
333
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,630
that it happened.
334
00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:10,230
And I'll tell you the whole story soon,
but right now, I just want to play some
335
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,230
poker. Hey,
336
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:14,829
Bobby!
337
00:16:14,830 --> 00:16:16,730
Hey, Andy. What's new, man?
338
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,170
I have a new son.
339
00:16:18,730 --> 00:16:19,730
Give me a scotch, will you?
340
00:16:25,530 --> 00:16:31,330
All right,
341
00:16:33,650 --> 00:16:34,650
Andy. Wake up.
342
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:36,690
You lost 80 bucks.
343
00:16:37,690 --> 00:16:38,930
How long was I out?
344
00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:40,170
A couple hours.
345
00:16:41,290 --> 00:16:42,290
Worth it.
346
00:16:43,090 --> 00:16:44,090
See ya. See ya.
347
00:16:47,150 --> 00:16:48,150
Dude.
348
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:49,590
You must be exhausted.
349
00:16:49,890 --> 00:16:50,890
How was your flight?
350
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,270
Oh, man. You remember our flight to
Italy, right?
351
00:16:53,590 --> 00:16:57,150
Just double that, minus you, and plus a
monsoon.
352
00:16:57,610 --> 00:16:58,610
It's really good.
353
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:00,810
It's nice to be home.
354
00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:06,349
Wait, sorry. So here are the latest
names for the bar.
355
00:17:06,930 --> 00:17:12,890
We got severe tire damage, Sasquatch, or
Dr. Brando's Magic Rockatorium.
356
00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:16,250
Are these names for your bar or your
high school rock band? Ooh, high school
357
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,249
rock band. Dude, that's good.
358
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,250
Yeah.
359
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,020
Call it free booze for Mike, because
that's what's going to happen. No, no,
360
00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:22,780
no. All right, I'm hungry. Who wants to
eat?
361
00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:24,039
Me. I'm in.
362
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,819
I can't, guys. I've got to get some
sleep.
363
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:27,219
All right.
364
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:28,220
Later.
365
00:17:28,420 --> 00:17:29,420
All right.
366
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,000
I looked up out of left field.
367
00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:35,340
It comes from when the Cubs moved to
Wrigley in 1915.
368
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:39,260
U of I bought the old property and put a
mental hospital where left field used
369
00:17:39,260 --> 00:17:39,859
to be.
370
00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:43,740
So the phrase has come to mean any
action that is out of the blue and,
371
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,140
crazy.
372
00:17:48,390 --> 00:17:50,790
Um, Bobby, I just have to clear the air
on something.
373
00:17:51,110 --> 00:17:57,770
Um... When we were in Italy, there was
actually, like, a bunch of stuff that I
374
00:17:57,770 --> 00:18:01,410
never said, and I kind of feel like at
your wedding there was maybe some stuff
375
00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:02,410
that you wanted to say.
376
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:10,190
I don't know. Anyway, the point is, is,
uh... I'm actually kind
377
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:13,810
of crazy about you, and I have been for
a really long time, and I think you're
378
00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:16,930
awesome, and I actually would like there
to be more between us.
379
00:18:17,340 --> 00:18:19,780
But it is totally okay that you don't
think that way.
380
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:23,760
I get it. I just, you know, I just
wanted to say something, you know?
381
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,160
I'm crazy about you, too.
382
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:40,960
Yeah? Yeah.
383
00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:45,560
Absolutely. You are all I thought about
on my honeymoon.
384
00:18:47,690 --> 00:18:48,690
That sounded so weird.
385
00:18:49,150 --> 00:18:53,990
The point is, I'm crazy about you, too,
and I have a 12 -page letter in my
386
00:18:53,990 --> 00:19:00,050
jacket that proves it, which now seems a
little long, but I was kind of lonely.
387
00:19:08,050 --> 00:19:09,050
Hmm.
388
00:19:09,590 --> 00:19:10,590
Wow.
389
00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:12,190
Oh, the beard.
390
00:19:12,790 --> 00:19:15,650
Wow, I didn't even think about that. Is
it kind of like...
391
00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:18,260
Kissing a burly adventurer.
392
00:19:18,980 --> 00:19:20,980
I don't like kissing the guy who yells
at the owl.
393
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,600
I think we're kind of saying the same
thing.
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