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We all get so entrenched in our everyday
lives that sometimes any change in
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routine can really be a disruption.
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Those are all pre -orders for your book?
Yeah.
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Oh, my God, that's amazing.
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What's your book about?
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Oh, it's a guide to help women get out
of bad relationships.
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It's called You're a Great Guy, But...
But what?
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No, that's the title. You're a Great
Guy, But... But what?
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Like, you're a great guy, but you wear
fedoras.
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Yeah, or you're a great guy, but you're
cheap.
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Yeah, or you're a great guy, but you're
an idiot.
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Oh, I guess it's like you're a great
guy, but you're not a great guy.
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You're Mike.
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Yeah. Well, whatever.
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253 ,000 women have already bought her a
book, and it's not even out yet.
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Oh, my God.
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Hey, how many do you have to sell to be
a relationship guru?
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Oh, I think like a half mil.
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So until then, I'm just a humorist.
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All right, well, I'm going to go. All
right.
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All right.
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See you later, Pete. Talk to you
tomorrow.
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See you, poopy. Bye.
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Why'd we turn on each other there? I
mean, when she's around, same team. I'm
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sorry. I panicked. I'm sorry.
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Under my skin. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I
apologize. I'm sorry. Okay.
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Where's Brendan?
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Brendan!
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What? Deal me in.
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Sometimes people deal with change by not
dealing.
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You can't play from the couch. Come on.
Join the class.
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No. I'm too tired.
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Just tell me what I have.
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Two tens.
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Okay. Raise.
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But not too much. Dude, you don't sound
good. You sure you're not getting sick?
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No, I'm not sick.
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Just depressed.
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Life going poorly.
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All right, well, I'm going to re -raise
your tens with my king.
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See?
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Hi, Al.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Hey, what's up, Annie? Want a drink?
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Yeah. And I'll have some nuts.
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You're smiling creepy.
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Is everything okay?
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Yeah. And you have a stain on your
shirt.
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What are you talking about? Yes.
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And I'm a Virgo.
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Who had today in the When Andy Goes
Crazy pool?
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Winner. I'm practicing my improvisation.
My teacher told me to always say yes
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and in scene.
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Being agreeable makes life easier.
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Since when are you taking improv
classes?
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The firm is paying for the class.
They're supposed to make me more
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better in negotiations.
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Because there's nothing tougher than a
lawyer who won't stop agreeing.
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Joe took the class, loved it. You're all
about your cool new friend, Joe.
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Joe told you to jump off a bridge, would
you?
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Yes, and I'd take you with me.
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Oh, I did this improviser in college for
a few weeks. It was a nightmare.
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He kept doing this.
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Oh, God!
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He thought it was hilarious.
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He was wrong.
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Wrong, Kenny. Wrong.
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Thanks. Well, I'm liking the class.
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The only bummer is I'm the only lawyer.
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It's me and a bunch of actresses half my
age.
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Yes, and I'll be taking that class with
you. And it costs 300 bucks.
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How many girls?
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I don't know. Eight?
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Eight to 300.
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Do it. Seems cost efficient. It's good
value. I'm in. He's good.
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Brando, you got eight three of clubs.
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Pull off.
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He's all in.
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Call me after, I guess.
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Okay, bye.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey. Hey, what's up, Bob? No, I just got
off the phone with Elsa. There's maybe
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a problem with her visa.
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You're kidding me. No.
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She might not be able to keep working in
the States.
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Dude, that sucks, man. Wait a minute. So
this means I need a new nanny? Yeah,
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maybe. She's calling Meredith right now.
Well, I gotta be smart this time. I
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gotta find a nanny that's as good as
Elsa, but looks more like Kenny.
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So you're looking for a cross between
Kenny and Elsa?
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What?
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Why's everybody looking at me?
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Sometimes a disruption forces you to
come up with a way to deal on the fly.
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To improvise.
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Well, it's official. Elsa has to leave
the country for two years before she can
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work here again. Oh, no, that's
terrible. I'm sorry.
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Man, it's amazing. I finally meet
somebody that I really like, and she's
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deported. Oh, well, you could do the
long -distance thing until she gets
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Yeah, but would that ever really work
out? I mean, let's be honest. It's just
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lot of phone calls that are like, what's
wrong?
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Nothing. I miss you. I miss you, too.
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Why are you getting all quiet?
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Because I'm tired. It's 4 a .m.
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Before you know it, she's telling you
about hiking with her new best friend,
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Olaf, and how she and Olaf did the
funniest thing of their day. Wait a
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Who's Olaf?
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Oh, you'll see.
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You would build up some serious frequent
flyer miles.
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You know, people don't know that they
can use those miles for other stuff,
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shoes or a popcorn maker or shoes.
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What's wrong with you? I don't know.
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I am not right. Dude, you are sick,
okay? Just go see a doctor.
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No. No doctors. No doctors?
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What are you, a wounded bank robber? My
health insurance got canceled.
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Got no choice.
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Gotta go to Dr. Brando now.
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No.
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Who's Dr.
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Brando? The doctor that lives inside his
head.
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Yeah. Went to Harvard Medical School.
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Inside your head.
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Whatever, dude. It's Harvard.
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Anyways, Brando's self -diagnosing,
usually using the internet, and the last
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time he did it, it did not go very well.
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He diagnosed it correctly. It was a
sprained ankle. Yeah, and Dr. Brando
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you buy that supermarket cane, and your
ankle healed wrong. Aha, but it did
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heal. Harvard.
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Hell yeah.
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Okay, great. Let's hold it up right
there. Really, really good job,
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Very well done. As you can see, pass the
clap.
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is an excellent way to warm up the group
mind.
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Hey, last time I passed a clap, she
wasn't that happy.
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This guy gets it.
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Okay, hey, how about we do some scenes,
huh?
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Caitlin, why don't you stay up, and
Andy, want to give it a try?
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Okay, we'll do two -man scenes.
Everybody else, take a little break
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Excellent. We're going to do an open
scene. All right, you just make the call
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and begin.
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Looks like it might storm, Florence.
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Excellent way to set the mood.
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Yes. And we should take the test board
in from the veranda.
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Wonderful, Caitlin. The Union Army's
guns are close.
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Just go with it. The Army's coming.
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That's a mighty tight corset you're
wearing there, Florence. Mighty tight.
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Now, Grandpa, get back down in the
basement.
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And scene.
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Okay, really, really wonderful space
work. Both of you, actually. Excellent
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justification, Andy.
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I have a question.
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I'll talk to him later.
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Oh, my God, what is that?
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Dr. Brando wanted me to drink as much
green tea and garlic as possible.
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You guys have green tea? No.
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What were you doing in that fireman
scene? I was making a pizza.
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I totally thought you were carving a
pumpkin, but it still worked.
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Hey, Mike, how was your improv practice?
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It's called rehearsal, and it was really
good. You have to come see our first
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show. Our class performs Saturday night
from 720 to 745.
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Wait a second, you're going to perform
in front of people, Andy? Yeah, Joe is
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right. This class has made me so bold
and confident.
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Hey, I'm going to take this chair. You
guys aren't using it. Thanks.
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We don't even need this chair.
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Well, yeah, just promise me nobody
pretends to walk into anything.
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We can't promise anything. We make it up
as we go along.
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Well, I don't think I can make it. Dr.
Brandon wants me to stay home and have a
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good sweat.
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Yeah, he'll be happy you're getting a
head start.
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Well, I'm coming. I'll bring Beth. She
loves improv.
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Beth is still going out with you? What
kind of crazy mojo spell did you cast on
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this poor girl? Did you ever think that
maybe she just likes me?
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No. Okay, just for that, when they ask
for a location at your improv show, I'm
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going to say Scotland.
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It's the hardest of all accents.
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Oh. No, it's not.
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There's a banshee on the moon.
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Nailed it.
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Hi, guys. Hey.
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Hey, Andy.
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Hello, Elsa.
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Yes,
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we did. Thank you.
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Elsa, we're really sorry. We heard...
Oh, um, don't be sorry.
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We have some great news.
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We're engaged.
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Really? Yeah!
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Finally a reason to buy some shots, huh?
Thank you. Congratulations.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, honey.
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We should call my parents.
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They'll be waking up by now. Yeah, sorry
to toast and run you guys, but I'd
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rather not have bar noise when I call
her dad and ask for his... And it's
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Close. Okay, bye, guys.
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Bye. Bye.
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We're so happy for you. You guys make a
great couple.
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Well, there's a disaster written all
over it. Seriously, he barely knows her.
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mean, I don't mean to be a cynic here,
but it does seem sudden.
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Yeah, I'm worried.
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It worries me. I mean, she knows he's
loaded.
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He should get a prenup. Well, there are
only two possibilities.
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Elsa is marrying Bobby to get a green
card so she can stay in the country,
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It's 1941, and Bobby's going off to war.
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Come on, you guys. Look, Elsa's awesome.
Bobby's the most level -headed dude we
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know. Don't we trust him to make his own
decisions?
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No. Brando, you're delirious with fever.
Okay? This is stupid, and it's rash.
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I mean, it's an insane thing to do.
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You know, she's not from this land. She
doesn't know our customs.
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Uh, she's from Sweden. Not the future.
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Okay, well, all I'm saying is somebody
should talk to him, you know,
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Make sure he knows what he's doing.
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Agreed. I nominate PJ.
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Second. There's a third possibility.
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Bobby's pregnant.
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So what do you think?
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Oh, my God.
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Stephanie, this is so cool.
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I mean, I just love the drawing of the
woman because she can climb a ladder and
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eat cake.
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Um. Stephanie, this bio says that you
live in a house made of recycled tires
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Portland? Mm -hmm.
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And whose dog is this?
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I don't know. It's all part of the image
of my nom de plume.
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Okay, you know that means pen name,
right? Not life story of lies?
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Is that... Are you taking care of
someone's bird again?
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Ugh, Brando.
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Dude, your sickness is starting to stink
up the entire apartment.
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Light a candle.
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What is with the ice pack?
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Oh, Dr. Brando prescribed ice on the
belly. But I thought you had a flu, and
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never heard of ice helping... Belly ice.
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Ice, ice, ice.
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Ah.
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So what's going on with Bobby?
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You know if he'll set a date yet? Who
knows?
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I'm trying not to indulge all of that
insanity.
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Why are you so down on them getting
married, anyway?
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Because people don't get married just to
stay in the country.
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Okay. A, see green card.
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And two...
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Maybe they're really in love. Please. I
think somebody's letting their Bobby
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issues get in the way.
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Bobby issues?
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You got Bobby issues?
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I don't have Bobby issues.
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Ooh, let's go watch some improv.
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Yay! No, no, no, no, no. PJ, come on,
come on, come on.
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Talk to Dr. Brando.
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Fine.
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I asked Bobby to Italy.
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To see if maybe there was a chance for
it. I knew it. But it wasn't meant to
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And I am actually totally cool with
that. And that has nothing to do with my
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feelings about him getting engaged.
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Okay, fine. Not nothing to do with it.
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Does Bobby know any of this?
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No.
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Well, PJ, look, you've got to tell him
the truth, okay? This is a major life
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choice he's making here. He needs to
know all of his options.
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I agree.
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And I am a guru.
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Half a million?
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey. Oh, my God.
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Dude, your breath. Oh, sorry. Yeah, I
grew mold on bread and ate it.
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Why? Penicillin.
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What? I just saved 80 bucks.
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Hey,
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you guys made it.
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Hey, yeah, I wouldn't miss it.
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You guys remember Beth?
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Hi. I'm so excited. I'm nervous for you.
Are you guys nervous?
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Oh, God, I just love improv. I can't
believe you make it up as you go along.
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What if it's horrible?
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I just got nervous.
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Actually, we need to go warm up.
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Can you save a seat? Yeah, Meredith is
coming. No, my buddy Joe might drop by.
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All right, let's hear it for our
students from level one.
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I can't believe we're stuck up here in
this Ferris wheel.
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Martha.
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It's romantic up here.
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All right, easy.
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So,
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I need a location.
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It's not public, it's vacation.
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We're too low.
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Pull your shoes.
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I already did.
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You gotta dance.
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You wanna dance?
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Freeze.
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Freeze.
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I'm sorry to say the same. Oh, I know. I
couldn't say for me.
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You know what? It's for my brother's
friend, Joe.
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Yeah, I know. You're PJ, right? I'm Joe.
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You're Joe.
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I'm PJ.
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This is Joe.
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Okay, we need a first line of dialogue.
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Oh,
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Joe's the woman.
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I heard, oh, Joe's the woman.
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Great, huh? All right.
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It felt like it just came together. Did
it feel like it was written?
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No. No, it didn't seem written at all.
No, it didn't?
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Uh -uh.
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It was just a great show, Anne. Really?
Yes. Thanks for coming.
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Yeah, and it was really nice to meet
you, Joe. I mean, Andy has told us so
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about you. Thanks. It's really good to
meet you, too. Yeah. Was that a great
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show? It was a great show.
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Great show.
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Makes you realize how much I miss that
class.
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Hey,
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let's do an improv.
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Show continues.
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It is hot here in the middle of the
jungle.
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Yes, and I am an explorer.
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And you are my assistant in the jungle.
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Yeah, my knife is ringing.
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That's good. I've got to take this. Oh,
and it was getting good. We've got to
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sing. Yeah, yeah, no, that was good.
Yeah, oh, it's nice to meet you both.
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I'll see you at work. I'll walk you out.
I can't believe Joseph Sheen. I can't
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believe I watched a 20 -minute scene
about it.
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You don't have to order a beer. I
brought one for you.
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Look,
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fake beer.
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I'm actually thirsty.
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Oh, well, then perhaps my lady needs a
hearty mug of mead.
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Pie,
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can I get a beer?
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Dude, great show.
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Oh, you too. That was so fun, wasn't it?
No, we're theater people. We hug.
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Oh, all right. You were great too,
Caitlin.
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Oh, thank you.
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Our scenes always have such great
chemistry. I mean, I think we should try
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taking it off stage, don't you?
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00:16:38,690 --> 00:16:40,490
Yes, I do. And?
336
00:16:41,370 --> 00:16:44,810
Um, listen, Mike, you're a great guy,
but I don't think of you in that way.
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You're just a little old for me.
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I'm sorry.
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Okay.
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And scene.
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Way to give me the old guy character
again. That was great. That felt like a
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real rejection.
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Great show!
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You guys did that whole song in a sink!
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I laughed so much, S. Kennedy. She did.
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Well, I'm going to go to the loo,
laddie!
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Told you.
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Who needs? You good? No, no. I need. I
need lots, actually. Hey, I saw you in
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the audience.
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You did?
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Yeah, you were the one who yelled out
Reagan Library at the location, right?
352
00:17:18,450 --> 00:17:20,609
Yeah. That was such a good suggestion.
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00:17:21,190 --> 00:17:22,190
Thank you.
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What's happening?
355
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You're a really great audience member.
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Should have seen me watching Rambo.
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00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:51,899
That's a show.
358
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,100
Oh, my God. God.
359
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:54,860
So funny. Yeah, thanks.
360
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:59,540
Of course, most of the Gilligan's Island
references were lost on Elsa, so I'm
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pretty sure as a result she had a better
time than I did.
362
00:18:02,140 --> 00:18:03,140
Yeah.
363
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:10,340
Yeah. So, speaking of Elsa, let's talk
about
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Elsa.
365
00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:14,480
Wow, that took you about a minute.
366
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:18,140
Did they nominate you to talk to me? How
did you guess?
367
00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:20,200
I've been in on that vote before.
368
00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:22,470
It's always you. Always me.
369
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:26,550
It just seems so fast, you know? I do.
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00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:30,830
And, you know, her visa expires at the
end of the month, so that definitely
371
00:18:30,830 --> 00:18:35,270
pushed the issue a little bit, but we
both feel really ready for this.
372
00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:39,430
Yeah, but have you really thought this
through? I mean, it's such risky.
373
00:18:40,010 --> 00:18:44,950
Risky? Well, it's a huge life decision,
right? And Andy was telling me that if
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INS finds out it's fake, you could go to
jail.
375
00:18:47,450 --> 00:18:48,450
But it's not fake.
376
00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:49,930
Right, I know.
377
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:54,900
But if INS really, like, looked... But
PJ, it's not fake.
378
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,700
Well, so, I mean, she's really, like,
the one?
379
00:19:01,060 --> 00:19:03,160
I mean, how well do you know this
person?
380
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Really well.
381
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:10,840
You've only been... Okay, I know she can
reference poets that I've never heard
382
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:16,440
of, you know? And I know that she sings
this funny German nursery rhyme with her
383
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:19,420
dad at the end of their phone calls,
and...
384
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I know that she has a tiny little
birthmark right there that looks like a
385
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Snoopy head.
386
00:19:25,140 --> 00:19:26,140
It's amazing.
387
00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:30,160
I know she's afraid of bees, which I
think is adorable.
388
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And, you know, I know that I love her.
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00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:43,020
And listen, I know that from the
outside, it probably looks like a really
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00:19:43,020 --> 00:19:45,400
thing to do, and I appreciate the
concern. I do.
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00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:49,040
But, you know, when you feel this way
about a person, you gotta just go for
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00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,840
You know, you gotta seize the moment and
say Geronimo.
393
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:55,920
Great news.
394
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000
I've got shingles.
395
00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:59,680
That's great news?
396
00:19:59,940 --> 00:20:00,940
Yeah.
397
00:20:01,020 --> 00:20:06,040
Yeah, I know what it is. I googled
burning rash around the midsection, and
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00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,660
shingles. Now I can treat it.
399
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:11,840
Buddy, no offense, but your face kind of
looks like a sweaty volleyball.
400
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:13,560
Oh.
401
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:14,720
None taken, dude.
402
00:20:15,490 --> 00:20:19,790
Now, according to internurse .com, all I
got to do is eliminate stress from my
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00:20:19,790 --> 00:20:21,370
life, and it goes away.
404
00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:25,210
I think shingles is pretty serious,
okay? It can spread.
405
00:20:25,450 --> 00:20:26,450
Okay, okay, okay. Shh.
406
00:20:26,650 --> 00:20:30,430
All right, you're not helping my stress,
okay? Now I'm going to borrow your
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00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:33,490
Calming Pond Stream CD, Dr. Brando's
orders.
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00:20:39,850 --> 00:20:43,170
So, listen, do Elsa and I have your...
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You know, a blessing.
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00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:46,920
Wow.
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00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:52,540
If there's one thing I learned about
improvising, it's that sometimes you
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have to say yes.
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00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:55,540
And?
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Geronimo.
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Geronimo.
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