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No doubt about it, the guys and I are a
team that really works. And now that I'm
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dating Hank, well, it's kind of like I
went out and picked up the free agent
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that's going to make our team better and
finally bring me a championship.
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And the streak continues, people.
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And we don't expect it to continue
tonight at Crowley's. The decathlon is a
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whole different thing. The decathlon
starts tonight?
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You're kidding, right?
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Everybody put it on their calendar like
a year ago.
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What's the decathlon? It's just...
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Stupid. I didn't realize it was tonight.
I have dinner with Hank in a half an
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hour. PJ, it's the decathlon.
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Will somebody please tell me what the
hell the decathlon is?
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Yes. Every year we do ten games over
five nights at Crowley's. Board games,
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games, thumb fighting. It's me and PJ
versus Mike and Brendan.
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Losers have to buy drinks for the
winners for a month.
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See? Stupid.
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Dude, it's not stupid, okay?
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Why don't you guys just move it tonight?
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Move the decathlon?
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Blast female!
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Okay, why do I have to have a boyfriend
now?
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Look, why don't you just tell Hank that
you'll see him this weekend?
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Yeah, I can't. Bobby and I are going to
Pittsburgh with the Cubs on Wednesday.
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Andy can take my place.
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Huh? Huh?
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Really?
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Seriously?
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Okay. You know, two seconds ago I just
heard you say that the decathlon was
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stupid. Yeah, well, you know, it is
stupid if I wasn't participating.
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Are you going to be good?
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Because PJ's really good. I'm going to
be.
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I'm going to try my best.
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One of those people who says stupid
things like that. Okay, team conference
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the kitchen.
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Team conference. All right.
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All right, I'm out. I've got to go get
changed for dinner at the boyfriend's.
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Oh, I'm Mr. Green.
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I've never noticed you in the
secretarial pool before.
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Okay, I was going to tell this to PJ.
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We've got to let Mike have the last pick
because you know he's going to pick
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thumb fighting. Kenny, it's time you
face the truth about thumb.
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God. I've been working up. This thing's
been pulling on a rubber band for 12
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months. Look at the size of your thumb.
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Damn right.
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Okay, Mike wants to have the last pick.
We're going to let him have the last
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pick. We're going to lay low for the
first nine games, and then boom, I'm
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to whip this out. Give me that.
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Are you ready?
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Yeah.
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I'm not messing with you.
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That's our secret. Come on.
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Yes, sir.
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Hey, you guys, Hank bought me this top.
I need your honest opinion.
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A man buys a nice top.
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Really?
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It's broken.
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Hey, we're going to give you guys our
first choice, which means we get last
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pick. No problem.
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We'll start with Jenga. No, you can't
start with Jenga. I want to watch Jenga.
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Whoa, you made your choice there, PJ.
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You know, we'd all like to put on a
pretty top and go out tonight, but some
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us take the decathlon very seriously.
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I take the decathlon seriously.
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Do you?
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Really?
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Hey, Hank.
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I wanted to know if you wanted to... Oh,
God, no, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to
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interrupt. It's just I'm at Crowley's
right now, and I was... No, I'll be
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God, give me a minute. Jeez, I just,
um... I can't make our
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date tonight.
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It's Jim from the paper. God, and you
don't know him, but let's just say that
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Jim's pulling a gym, and I am stuck.
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Um, I have to go to a park?
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I don't even know which one.
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And... Right, Jim?
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So, brain check?
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Yeah, so one minute I am happily wearing
this weird top on my way to dinner.
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Then the next minute, boom, I'm lying.
This lie just pops out of my mouth. And
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don't even know where it came from. Just
give yourself a break.
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Yeah, but what does it mean that I would
lie to my boyfriend like that?
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What kind of lunatic... Picks a night at
Crowley's over dinner at a four -star
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restaurant. And there's more, okay?
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Hank doesn't exactly love hanging out
with the guys, right? So if I had
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him, I would have ended up babysitting
him the whole time. And quite frankly,
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would have made my night less fun.
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You're unbelievable.
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Just don't do anything stupid.
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Like what?
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Like telling Mr. Perfect the truth.
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Oh, I think I have to.
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I mean, what kind of relationship do you
have that you can't complain with the
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person you're with?
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A relationship that will last.
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Look, it's like faking an orgasm or
telling somebody that their baby is
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These are good lies. Nobody gets hurt.
But if you start getting all honest on
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the man, then he's going to think that
he can't trust you.
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Maybe he'll trust me more because I told
him.
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It doesn't work that way. Come on, I got
to go.
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All right.
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Tonight's game?
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$25 ,000 period. All right, you pick. We
go first. Let's do this.
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Oh, dude.
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We should have conferred on this. Oh,
no, no, no.
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Pyramid's a winner, believe me. It's not
my best game.
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It's not about how good you are, all
right? I've seen Andy play Pyramid.
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What do you mean?
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Okay, just give me a clue. Clock's
ticking.
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Um, anything. Just saying.
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Okay, you have to say something. You've
got to just say any word at this point.
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We're running out of time.
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A clue, please. A clue, clue, clue,
clue. Right.
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Just give me a clue.
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You're just going, and I don't know if
it's a fit or a clue.
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It's round.
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A basketball.
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Baseball. No, no, no, no. The world. A
planet. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's
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but it's not round.
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It's...
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It's a car without a top.
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Broken car.
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It's the kind of car you might take to
the beach, but it's the car where you
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push a button and the top comes down.
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Beach car?
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I don't know if you have a virus or why
you don't work properly.
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You're not still giving me hints, are
you?
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That's money.
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Convertible.
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The great free agent pickup makes
everybody better. He takes the pressure
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the rest of the team, everybody settles
into their new roles, and the team moves
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things up to a whole new level.
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So I was thinking, after you get back
from the road trip, let's go away for a
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few days.
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Oh yeah?
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I want to take you someplace special.
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Someplace romantic.
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Like Barcelona.
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The one in Spain?
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I already booked the trip. Look, I know
it's crazy, but wouldn't it be
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fantastic? Hank, you're killing me here.
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What? Okay, I gotta be honest with you.
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If you're mad at me, I will understand,
okay?
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I was not working last night. I was at
Crowley's with the guys.
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You see, we do this, like, decathlon
with board games, and it sounds really
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stupid.
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It is really stupid, but it's sort of
the point. And I kind of just wanted to
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stay and do that. And I thought that...
I don't know if I told you that you
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would think it's stupid.
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Why? No, if that's what you want to do,
it's fine.
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Really? Oh, thank you. Yeah.
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Thank you. Yeah, when I was in my 20s, I
hung out in bars with a bunch of
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friends. Everybody goes through that
phase.
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Okay, it's actually not a phase.
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No, hey.
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Look, I know you're going through a time
in your life where you're supposed to
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screw around, you know? It's fun. Do it.
But when you... And I don't want to say
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grow up. Then don't. You'll find as you
get older, a lot of that stuff just
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falls away.
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Your closest friends just fall away?
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You know what I mean, okay? Things
change.
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And when you look back on it, this whole
chunk of your life, it will look like
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another planet.
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Okay, I just, I want to take you to
Barcelona.
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What was the last vacation you went on?
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Milwaukee. Ah.
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The guys and I went on beer plant tours.
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Well, you know what they say.
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Milwaukee is the Barcelona of Wisconsin.
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Oh!
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Okay, you're not sorry at all. Yeah.
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You know what? Apology not accepted.
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Well, I'd like a sincere apology.
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No, it's sorry with an exclamation
point. Yeah. There's no apology. It's
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sorry for you. Let me do it. All right.
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Sorry.
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Get out of here. Oh, it is a game of
revenge, isn't it?
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Oh, I can't wait to get out of
Pittsburgh.
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Damn, the Cubs are frustrating this
year. I mean, they just can't win on the
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road either.
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I know. It's a weird phenomenon, isn't
it? How a team can have such great stats
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and the players can look so strong, but
something is just missing. Yeah, it is.
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So how are you and Hank doing these
days?
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What made you just think that?
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Nothing. It's just, you know, you two
seem to be doing really well.
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We are.
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Hank's good.
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Yeah, it seems like it. Yeah, it is.
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How about you and Claire?
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Um... You know, we haven't broken up
yet, but I am dodging her phone calls,
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pretty good.
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Good.
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You know what?
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I like this.
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What do you mean?
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Just this. You and me talking.
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I feel like we finally got to a really
good place.
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Yeah, yeah, me too.
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Me too.
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It was just sort of that unspoken thing
before, you know?
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Yeah, right.
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It just kind of made it hard with the
group and...
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You know, was I one of the guys, or was
I your maybe boyfriend, or... It was
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just confusing.
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Yeah, it was.
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So, um, here is to not being confused.
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Here. What the hell was that?
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I have no idea.
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I don't know what just happened.
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Well... Sometimes a man and a woman get
a special feeling. Shut up.
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I'm sorry.
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I mean, I'm, you know, seeing Hank. I
care about him.
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Obviously. I'm serious.
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I know. I know. That's why you, you
know, slept with me.
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You don't like Hank, do you? I mean,
none of you guys like him. How could we
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like him? We don't even know him.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God, how could I have done this?
Hey, listen, don't be too hard on
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yourself, okay? I mean, we're a long
ways from home, and we had too much to
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drink, and, you know, we were curious.
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At least I know I was curious. Hey, you
want to know what was kind of, like,
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weird?
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That it was kind of... Weird.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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It was good weird.
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Yeah, good weird. Not bad weird. No, it
was far from bad weird, absolutely.
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Well,
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the good news is I think we're still
friends.
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Oh, yeah.
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All right, top five answers are on the
board.
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Tell me your heaviest piece of
furniture.
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Piano. Oh, good answer. Good. answer.
Yes. Show me piano. Ding, ding, ding,
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ding, ding. Oh, there it is. Number two.
Number two.
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Brendan, tell me your heaviest piece of
furniture.
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Thousand pound bed. Thousand pound bed.
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That's it. That's it. Why would you say
thousand pound bed? Show me.
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It's not up there.
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You did what?
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Don't look at me like that. What were
you thinking sleeping with Bobby?
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And how was it? I don't know what I was
thinking. And it was a solid B. Perfect
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attendance.
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Didn't turn in all of his homework.
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So wait, are you and Bobby together now?
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No, no, no. We both agreed it was a
stupid mistake. It just happened. I
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don't know why.
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Good God, I have to tell you why you do
everything.
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Finally you understand.
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You slept with Bobby as part of your
process of checking out emotionally with
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Hank.
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What? You want this relationship with
Hank to end, but you don't want to admit
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it to yourself.
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So you sleep with somebody else so
you'll be forced to face the facts.
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That's stupid.
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I agree.
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But that's what you do.
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Yeah, I have never done anything like
that in my life, okay?
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Stuart Gantz.
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Oh. You slept with Charlie Hornsby so
that you could break up with Stuart
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And then you were stuck with Charlie
Hornsby for...
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six months until you finally admitted
that was over by sleeping with Devin
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Schwartz. All right, all right, all
right. You made your point. God.
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The way to get over someone is to get
under somebody new.
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Did you just make that up?
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Maybe. I hope so, because that was
really good. Take credit for it.
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All right, boys.
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Last night, all comes down to this.
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Don't be cocky. You're only up by one.
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Yeah, and the last one, last game is our
pick.
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Is it?
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Oh, well, pick away.
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Yeah. Well, I'm going to pick something
new. What do you mean new?
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I want to play something we've never
played before. No, what was that thing
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did last year or the year before? That
was fun. What was that? Oh, yeah, yeah,
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no, we did the thumb fight.
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Oh, yeah. That was stupid and definitely
not happening again.
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What do you mean? That's what we end on.
That's the tradition. We end on thumb
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fighting. Yeah, I like traditions.
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Yeah, not this year.
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Rock 'em, sock 'em, robots!
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Let's set it up. Yeah!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Well, if we must make him pay, I'm
gonna.
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When you've invested so much in a free
agent, and then he just, well...
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He starts dropping flies and striking
out. A part of you still doesn't want to
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let him go.
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You just keep hoping that things will
turn around.
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Oh, hey.
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I brought you something.
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Wow, thanks.
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Wow.
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Yeah, wow.
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So, open it.
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It's beautiful.
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And our tickets came from Barcelona.
We're crazy if we don't take a day trip
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Montserrat.
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We're booked for six days, seven nights
at the Hotel Art.
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Hank? I know it's Ritz -Carlton, but I'm
telling you, you'll never stay at a
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better hotel. It's close to the beach.
It's close to the center of town.
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It's close to the Porto Olimpico. Hank,
just hold on. Oh, and at the Bar Marina.
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But finally, you're forced to face the
fact that it's not just a matter of
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a good fit.
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Sometimes both of you are better served
if he just goes and plays somewhere
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else. Hank?
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I don't know if I can do this.
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Oh, well, we don't have to stay for the
full week. No, I'm... Four days.
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I'm... I mean, I mean this.
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Begin.
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So, you go to Pittsburgh for a couple
days and all of a sudden we're not
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working out? Thank you.
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I adore you, you know? No, come on. I
think you're a fantastic guy, but I
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we want different things, you know?
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Look, I don't care if you like hanging
out at Crowley's with your friends and
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playing games or whatever it is that you
do.
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I know that, but you think it's just a
phase. Well, it is a phase.
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Trust me. Look, the things that seem fun
when you're young... No, but come on.
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They're not just fun, okay?
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These are my friends, you know? This is
my life.
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And maybe there are people that can keep
their boyfriend in one part of their
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life and their friends in another part,
but I can't do that.
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You know, I don't... I don't want to do
that.
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out at Crowley's with those guys
drinking beer you know it's just
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it's not my thing I know that and but
it's not just that okay it's bigger than
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that it's like if I have to drag you to
some Buster Keaton
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festival right or square dancing lessons
and you don't want to go I can live
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with that but if you don't get my friend
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You don't... You don't get me.
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Penny, is there something wrong?
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No, I'm cool.
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How can you be down? We tied.
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We didn't lose.
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It's a tie and a loss.
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You know, you could have played if you'd
have kicked Hank to the curb a week
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earlier. Wait, you broke up with Hank?
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Yeah, it wasn't really working out.
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I, for one, knew that he was on the way
out. Hey, just for the sake of argument,
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it was this week.
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Yes.
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Is that what you called? That is. Pay it
up.
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Couldn't have held out to Halloween,
could you?
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Wait a second here. You guys bet on when
I would break up with Hank? Oh, yeah.
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We do it for all the guys we date.
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It's the first time I've lost.
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Oh, I'm so sorry to disappoint you.
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Well, now that he's history, I think
it's safe to tell you that Mike couldn't
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stand him.
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Oh, I liked him more than you did.
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That's not saying much.
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All right, you guys, that's enough,
okay?
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She's right. We should stay out of her
private life.
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But do you remember that guy you dated?
He was the...
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He was in the hardcover band. Oh, Nancy
Wilson.
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No, no, no. He played Nancy Wilson. His
name was Gary. That's right, but he made
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everybody call him Barracuda.
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Okay, wait a second. You're the one to
talk. What about that chick that you
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dated that did this all the time? You
remember? Dude, she was good with her
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hands. Oh, God. Do you remember that guy
in college, that philosophy major with
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that little Dutch boy haircut that tried
to sneak into your room?
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Okay, that was Greg Zonar, and I didn't
date him. He was stalking me.
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Mike stalked a girl once, but Mike
stalks a lot of girls.
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Wow. Okay, do we have a problem here?
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I think he's still upset about the
decathlon.
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What are you upset about, man? All
right, you pull off a tie. He's obsessed
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the thumb fight.
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Oh. Oh, you want a thumb fight?
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Yeah. You can't handle a thumb fight. I
think I'm entitled.
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Let's get this over with. Fine.
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We start and finish on three. No
fingernails, no disengaging your grip
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the event of a dispute, we're going to
bring in a new... I know the rules of
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thumb fight.
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Let's do it. All right, just getting the
rules down.
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One, two, three, four.
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I declare a thumb war. Bang!
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One, two, three.
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Can we play cards now, please?
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Wow. Hey, hey, don't feel bad. You did
better than last year, okay?
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It was odd. It was like little girl
hands. Oh, man.
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So what are you left with when a free
agent turns out to be a bust?
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I mean, it can seem like you're right
back where you started, but you're not.
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Because now you have more of a sense of
your team's identity. You know better
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what works for it and what doesn't.
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And that's going to come in handy next
season when...
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Another free agent becomes available.
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